Ginger Snaps (2017) s01e04 Episode Script
Fatal-ish Attraction
[music.]
Hey, Rachel.
[gasps.]
Wanna be my Valentine? - What does this even mean? - I don't know.
My brother said it.
- So can we touch butts now? - No.
It it isn't you.
It's that you aren't a different person.
[music.]
[music.]
[light clanking on floor.]
[slam.]
- I'm the villain in your story.
- I'm Rachel.
- You new here? - First day.
Well, if there's anything you need, - I'm super duper happy to help.
- Oh, yeah.
All I need is for you to stay out of my way and we'll get along just fine.
Hmph.
I was on my way to being a gold medalist at the 1994 Winter Olympics when I was viciously attacked All's fair in love and war and ice skating.
You aren't supposed to interrupt while I'm presenting.
Oh, you always play by the rules? - You really are a Nancy Kerrigan.
- Tonya Harding was crazy.
At least she wasn't a drama queen.
Crazy and drama queen are both very sexist terms.
Uh-huh.
You don't exactly look like the model of leaning in.
Tonya Harding was crazy, and she played dirty! That's what made her awesome.
Duh.
There is nothing awesome about breaking the rules.
- Wanna bet? - [grunts.]
Grr.
She started it.
I still don't understand what we did wrong.
You disrupted the class, insulted your teacher, insulted women, and you punched each other in your body parts.
- I was in character.
- Also, I think the assignment was to dress up as historical figures, which neither of you did.
Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding were historic figures.
They have Wikipedia pages.
They changed how Americans view women in sports.
- And ice skating in general.
- But We're getting off track.
The point is not whether or not they count as historical figures.
I I'm so sorry, Principal Kroll.
This will never happen again.
- Please don't put it on my record.
- Butt Licker.
Calista.
Since you're new, I'm going to let you off with a warning.
- Dope.
- As for you, Rachel.
[snoring.]
[grunting.]
[music.]
[screams.]
[beeping.]
[music.]
[muffled shouting.]
[shouting.]
[bell ringing.]
[pop.]
[all screaming.]
[scream.]
I just don't understand.
This is so unlike our Rachel.
She was on track to be valedictorian.
- They're eight.
- It's a long track! [muffled arguing.]
Just out of curiosity, um, how did you get me into that ball pit? - You're a deep sleeper.
- Oh, yeah.
My mom drugs me with Benadryl so she can cuddle with me and I won't fight it.
- The horse head? - Please.
That was easy.
You know how many butchers are passing horse off as beef these days? I can't believe I let this get so out of hand.
It's just because I am so competitive.
So stupid.
Yeah, but it was fun, right? - Not playing by the rules.
- Are you kidding? Forget the fact that your parents are mad for a second.
It was a complete waste of time.
Time, and money, anesthetics.
- That squirrel was a nightmare.
- Squirrel? - Don't open your lunchbox.
- Noted.
But school's usually so boring.
You kept it interesting.
It was kinda fun, wasn't it? [chuckles.]
- I still definitely hate you.
- Obviously.
But I respect you, and that puts you ahead of most people.
Most? Who's ahead of me?! - You really are competitive.
- I need to know.
Michonne, Katniss, and Xena Warrior Princess.
- They're all fictional.
- Correct.
I can accept that.
Do you think there's room in the world for two Tonya Hardings? Pro probably not.
I know we just spent the last few days trying to destroy each other, but maybe we should work together.
- Combine forces.
- What would we do? - I hate sports.
- Me too.
- I have asthma.
- I'm a biter.
Roar.
We could join a book club.
- Maybe when we're menopausal.
- And it's so ordinary.
We could do something great.
We could create something great.
Like a drug cartel.
We'll keep workshopping it.
[screaming.]
BOY: Boop boop boop.
Boop! [chuckles.]
Hey, Rachel.
[gasps.]
Wanna be my Valentine? - What does this even mean? - I don't know.
My brother said it.
- So can we touch butts now? - No.
It it isn't you.
It's that you aren't a different person.
[music.]
[music.]
[light clanking on floor.]
[slam.]
- I'm the villain in your story.
- I'm Rachel.
- You new here? - First day.
Well, if there's anything you need, - I'm super duper happy to help.
- Oh, yeah.
All I need is for you to stay out of my way and we'll get along just fine.
Hmph.
I was on my way to being a gold medalist at the 1994 Winter Olympics when I was viciously attacked All's fair in love and war and ice skating.
You aren't supposed to interrupt while I'm presenting.
Oh, you always play by the rules? - You really are a Nancy Kerrigan.
- Tonya Harding was crazy.
At least she wasn't a drama queen.
Crazy and drama queen are both very sexist terms.
Uh-huh.
You don't exactly look like the model of leaning in.
Tonya Harding was crazy, and she played dirty! That's what made her awesome.
Duh.
There is nothing awesome about breaking the rules.
- Wanna bet? - [grunts.]
Grr.
She started it.
I still don't understand what we did wrong.
You disrupted the class, insulted your teacher, insulted women, and you punched each other in your body parts.
- I was in character.
- Also, I think the assignment was to dress up as historical figures, which neither of you did.
Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding were historic figures.
They have Wikipedia pages.
They changed how Americans view women in sports.
- And ice skating in general.
- But We're getting off track.
The point is not whether or not they count as historical figures.
I I'm so sorry, Principal Kroll.
This will never happen again.
- Please don't put it on my record.
- Butt Licker.
Calista.
Since you're new, I'm going to let you off with a warning.
- Dope.
- As for you, Rachel.
[snoring.]
[grunting.]
[music.]
[screams.]
[beeping.]
[music.]
[muffled shouting.]
[shouting.]
[bell ringing.]
[pop.]
[all screaming.]
[scream.]
I just don't understand.
This is so unlike our Rachel.
She was on track to be valedictorian.
- They're eight.
- It's a long track! [muffled arguing.]
Just out of curiosity, um, how did you get me into that ball pit? - You're a deep sleeper.
- Oh, yeah.
My mom drugs me with Benadryl so she can cuddle with me and I won't fight it.
- The horse head? - Please.
That was easy.
You know how many butchers are passing horse off as beef these days? I can't believe I let this get so out of hand.
It's just because I am so competitive.
So stupid.
Yeah, but it was fun, right? - Not playing by the rules.
- Are you kidding? Forget the fact that your parents are mad for a second.
It was a complete waste of time.
Time, and money, anesthetics.
- That squirrel was a nightmare.
- Squirrel? - Don't open your lunchbox.
- Noted.
But school's usually so boring.
You kept it interesting.
It was kinda fun, wasn't it? [chuckles.]
- I still definitely hate you.
- Obviously.
But I respect you, and that puts you ahead of most people.
Most? Who's ahead of me?! - You really are competitive.
- I need to know.
Michonne, Katniss, and Xena Warrior Princess.
- They're all fictional.
- Correct.
I can accept that.
Do you think there's room in the world for two Tonya Hardings? Pro probably not.
I know we just spent the last few days trying to destroy each other, but maybe we should work together.
- Combine forces.
- What would we do? - I hate sports.
- Me too.
- I have asthma.
- I'm a biter.
Roar.
We could join a book club.
- Maybe when we're menopausal.
- And it's so ordinary.
We could do something great.
We could create something great.
Like a drug cartel.
We'll keep workshopping it.
[screaming.]
BOY: Boop boop boop.
Boop! [chuckles.]