Greek Salad (2023) s01e04 Episode Script

Wanna hang out this week?
I don't know, go to the beach,
have ouzo at Hermes?
-No?
-Sure.
Why not? We'll see.
You sure you're okay?
What's up with you, Mia?
You ghost me,
sleep in your brother's room.
-Did I do something?
-No.
It's nothing. I just want to be alone.
Okay.
Can I bother you?
Whatever.
What am I to you?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Your fuck buddy? Your boyfriend? Your pal?
I don't know anymore.
Okay.
What?
-If it's over, tell me now.
-It's not that.
-Then what is it?
-I don't know…
We don't have to label it.
I just want to be alone.
It has nothing to do with you.
Shit, the world
doesn't revolve around you.
Okay?
Okay, I got it.
Fuck.
Good morning, Melina.
Good morning.
A very strong coffee, please.
Stop watching that, it won't help.
Delete the notifications.
I'm a piece of shit.
All I can do
is throw people on the street.
A bit late to realize that, no?
I know.
Thank you for delaying the sale.
It helped a lot of people and the NGO.
It was cool.
Luckily, some girls like losers like you.
What?
The waitress can't take her eyes off you.
Don't look. No! Tom!
GIRL LIVE SEX CAM PINK WIG
Hello! I'm on our rooftop!
If you send it today,
I can do it by Monday. Then we'll talk.
Okay, sweetie?
Okay. I miss you too!
Take care. Bye!
Hi!
-Hi!
-Hi!
-Did you get that?
-No.
Excuse me, I don't understand.
-She's coming, shall I go?
-Stop!
-Really?
-That's not possible.
Galatea!
Galatea? What the hell?
-Maybe "Galatea" means "Margaret"?
-No, Tom. You're dumb.
-I don't know.
-That's stupid.
Galatea.
It almost makes him sympathetic.
I knew he was a crook,
but he was a real horndog, too.
Don't say that.
What do we do? We need to tell Mom, right?
Great!
-Brilliant idea.
-What?
Let's call her and say,
"It's Tom and Mia.
Your dad had a mistress in Greece.
"And by the way, they had a baby."
-True.
-Yeah.
If there's another child,
then there's another heir!
-Don't even think about it.
-You said you regret evicting people
I still need that money for my start-up.
You're exhausting.
-I gotta go.
-Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah?
What am I going to eat?
I don't know what to eat.
Pippo, it's okay.
If you don't help, you don't eat!
Galatea.
Do you have her address?
I'll write it down for you.
-Hello.
-Hello.
We're looking for Galatea Kodemiri.
Form little circles. Slowly.
In reverse.
Galatea?
Is that her?
Excuse me. Ms. Galatea Kodemiri?
Something's wrong.
Let's take her back.
It'll be okay.
Mia!
Stop! This is crazy.
Here it is!
Think that's him?
I don't know.
-We'll get caught!
-Calm down! You're stressing me out!
Hurry.
-What are you doing?
-Chill out!
Come on!
-All done?
-Yeah.
The monastery's far.
Can I borrow your car?
-Sure.
-Really? Like, tomorrow?
-Sure.
-Great.
Just call the insurance
to register and pay for it.
For half a day?
It takes a second to cause an accident.
You're right.
You know, we could go for a drink,
you and I?
Excuse me.
-It's Lily, I have to take it.
-Sure.
Hello?
Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Subtle, right?
I got it!
Yeah.
Wait…
Hold on.
Wait.
So?
How are you?
I'm glad you called.
I have to tell you what happened to me…
What?
Are you serious?
I'm super involved.
Why do you think I'm in Athens?
Wait, Lily…
-I can't come.
-Why?
I have a shift and I can't bail on them.
-But you can bail on me?
-No.
In the end, I don't care
about the secret uncle
and Grandad's mess. Fuck it!
Yesterday, you were so excited. What's up?
Are you okay? You're acting strange.
No, I'm fine.
You go. You don't need me, you have a car.
-Sure, but…
-Keep me posted.
Okay, then.
-See you.
-See you.
Itinerary started to Agios Nikolaos.
Turn right on Megalo Alexandro.
In 0.20 miles, turn left on Akominatou.
-Turn left on Leoforos Mesogeion.
-Left?
Turn slightly right on Leoforos…
Turn around and turn on
Peloponissou or Periferiaki Imittou.
You're on the right road.
But should you be snooping around
in the family closet?
Hello?
Hello.
Kyriakos Kodemiri?
Thank you.
Kyriakos?
So you have a half-sister, my mom,
and a half-brother.
Maybe you could meet our family.
My sister lives in Athens,
I could come back with her.
What you call "family" is not my family.
I don't want to hear about it.
We shouldn't see each other again.
-Can I come in?
-Sure.
Did you have a good day?
What do you want?
I'm sorry about this morning.
Want to watch a movie?
Not really.
It was just an idea.
I need to understand.
One day it's "yes", the next it's "no".
First, you act like we're together,
then you blow me off?
-It's not like that.
-What is it, then?
It's nothing.
Do what you want, but I'm not your puppet.
I'm not your little puppy
for when you feel lonely.
I thought what we had was real.
It is.
I can't be your toy
or your little experiment.
Find another guy.
I don't have time for this.
Now, I wanna be alone.
Okay.
-You should see your face.
-You should see yours.
What's he like?
A monk.
Okay.
Is he nice?
I wouldn't say "nice."
He doesn't wanna hear about us.
I think God is his real family.
I guess with God,
you're never disappointed.
How the hell can you do that?
Look at that.
How the hell does he do that?
Just watch. Don't touch.
One…
Two…
Shit!
Fuck!
-How are you, my friend?
-How are you?
Hello!
The Parthenon is a temple
dedicated to the goddess Athena.
The people of Athens
consider her their big boss.
"Parthenon" literally means "the hall,"
"the dwelling of virgin deities."
That's why Athena
is considered our Madonna.
Not the singer, the other Madonna.
Hi, Tom!
Epicurus?
My thinking was warped.
Life isn't just about "picking up chicks."
Every action you take
causes pleasure or pain.
Excess causes pain.
The key to happiness is moderation.
I don't understand.
You must attain balance.
"He who can't be content with little
will never be happy with anything."
Lily, it's me.
I thought about what you said,
and I'm not pulling out of our start-up.
Besides, I'm going to bring in
more money than you, so…
That's it.
It's my decision, that's it.
So, there.
Call me.
Bye.
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
-I mean, can I ask you something?
-Sure.
On Instagram, I saw a girl
sitting on my boyfriend's lap.
Come on, that doesn't mean anything.
Of course you'd imagine things
because you're apart.
All the more reason.
If it were you, how would he react?
-No. He'd go crazy.
-Really?
I don't know.
Tom?
You're amazing.
Why?
Let's do that. Let's do just that.
-No…
-Yes.
-It's not a good idea.
-Yes, it is! Help me!
Tom, you have to smile or it won't work.
Come on.
You're really handsome.
Thanks.
Fuck, he's going to lose his mind.
-You get the drinks!
-No.
Wait! Help me!
Hey.
I just wanted to apologize
for the past few days…
I've been processing stuff.
It's not about you.
-It's not the right time.
-I know, but…
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
Hey!
Thanks!
-Great, huh?
-Yeah!
Tom!
-You gonna to take it?
-I don't think so.
Would you?
Don't you wanna take it with Melina?
I'd be more comfortable with you.
I've never done it.
Me neither.
-Okay?
-Okay.
What did we do?
I don't know, but it's too late.
What?
-I feel good now.
-You feel good?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
I love it! You're good at it!
I won an air guitar contest in college.
Okay.
I've never taken MDMA.
They say, if you start touching,
it can get really
too much.
What do you mean?
Like, in terms of Marco.
Then let's not touch each other.
We could…
air caress.
Please, don't leave me with him.
Go away!
Fuck off, you slut!
Thanks.
and Rosemary Ricchio