Gushing Over Magical Girls (2024) s01e04 Episode Script

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Our brave magical girls
are covered in ooey, gooey slime
What a raunchy sight!
Y-you monster
W-we're gonna beat you today, I swear!
What lovely grimaces
Unfortunately, here is where
we must leave things for today.
Huh?
Hey, wait for me, Baiser-chan!
Huh? Is it over already?
Finish what you started, bitch
So cute!
Touching!
So cool!
Charming!
Sunny like the light above, shining bright
That warm, happy smile is so perfect and right
Even when you're sad and tears roll down your cheeks
That's part of what makes you perfect to me
All I can do right now is look up at you in the sky
But I believe in the strength growing in my heart
I'm not just gushing over you
I'm not just dreaming about being you
I want to be, I want to change
This love will power me through it all
It all started that day you stole my heart
My love will never fade, My Dream Girls
So cute!
Touching!
So cool!
Charming!
Everyone Loves the Tres Magia!
Utena-chan! Let's go get sushi!
Um, I can't today, sorry.
Darn. We could get steak instead!
Th-the food wasn't the problem
I gotta go straight home today.
Math Final
Utena Hiiragi
Utena, what happened on this test?
Sorry.
I've been too busy fighting the magical girls
to get any studying done.
You're going to have to retake this one.
You're leaving me no choice.
If you fail the retake, too, then
your magical girl collection
is going straight into the garbage!
No! Anything but that!
Then buckle down and get studying!
So it's studying time sorry.
Darn.
Gotta get home and hit the books
Wow, it's the real Magenta!
Magia Magenta is Here!
Show yourself, Enormita!
Wait, really?! What's she doing here?!
H-hey, guys!
COME AND GET ME, MAGIA BAISER
COME AND GET ME, MAGIA BAISER
Show yourself, Enormita!
Magia Magenta is Here!
What the heck?! Why is Magia Magenta here?
COME AND GET ME, MAGIA BAISER
And why is she specifically looking for me?!
Magenta-chan!
Over here!
Thanks for the support, everyone!
But it might get scary here in a second,
so take a big step back!
This isn't good. I gotta run while I still can
'Sup, Utena?
There goes that thought!
There's a magical girl right there.
I'm sorry, but I really have to go home!
Why's that?
I have to study for this test.
My grades aren't doing too well right now,
probably because I've been spending my time
fighting them instead of studying
Makes sense.
Every time I look over at your desk,
you're reading porno mags.
H..how did you-? Can you give me ANY privacy?!
Whaddya think your Mom would say
if she stumbled upon those mags, huh?
I hate you.
Look, the magical girls came straight to you this time.
Might as well give them a fight.
Okay, fine.
Trans Magia.
I sense her!
Magia Baiser!
Run, everyone! The evildoers are here!
Magia Magenta is Here!
Show yourself,
Enormita!
Bigger kids, take your littler friends
by the hand so they don't trip and fall!
I don't have much time today. Let's finish this quickly.
Huh?
Huh?
No!
What the heck?!
Oh, dear. How very embarrassing.
Everyone's looking at you.
This is so hot.
You can't fight looking like that, now can you?
You can come after me if you want, though
I wanna stay and see more! More! More!
Wait!
It's no use.
I'm not getting anywhere.
I screwed up. I totally did this to myself.
Now I can't get that image of her out of my head.
Utena! Magical girl alert!
Again?!
I really need to study! My mom's gonna throw
all my magical girl stuff in the trash!
You get to see them in person all the time, though.
That's not the point!
I worked really hard to collect everything!
Utena.
I know you haven't gotten any studying done.
So you might as well go settle the score with them.
If you don't go, you'll just end up reading porn again.
Okay, fine, I'll go!
Magia Magenta.
Alone again today?
You haven't learned your lesson, have you?
There's something I need to know!
So fight me, Magia Baiser!
Very well. We'll continue from where we left off
In fact
I'm already ahead of you.
NO!
The same exact thing happened to you yesterday.
When will you learn?
Are you sure about that?
Feast your eyes on this!
Baiser?
Wh-what in the world are you wearing?!
I've covered up the important bits with tasteful pasties!
You can't cut THESE off, now can you?!
I-Impossible! Everyone is still staring at you.
D-do you not feel a lick of embarrassment?
Nice try, Baiser, but I can't be embarrassed
because I'm not naked!
S-so I'm not embarrassed at all
Yeah, right! She's turning redder by the second!
I-if you're not going to attack, then I will!
Where'd her energy go?!
Watch out, Baiser.
Magenta Spear!
H-how? How can she fight in that embarrassing getup?
Go, Magenta! You can beat her!
Is it because they're cheering for her?
Is it because she wants to defeat evil?
Is it because she's a magical girl?
And they keep fighting, even when embarrassed?
That's so That's so
That's so fucking cute!
Whoa!
Damn you, Magia Magenta
Magenta? Magenta, wake up!
Wha?
Rise and shine, hun.
What the-? Where's Magia Baiser?!
She was gone when we got here.
The hell happened to you? What's with this getup, too?
W-wait, I can explain!
What'd she do to you?! How horrible was it?!
Holy shit, calm down.
I thought you were tryin' to hide something from us.
Why the hell'd you try to face her on your own?
Sorry. I just needed to know something about her.
Know what?
Is she actually trying to defeat us?
Who knows? But she's a bad guy, so we gotta fight her.
Yeah, I know, but still
C'mon, guys. Let's go home.
Today's the make-up test
And I didn't get any studying done at all.
Damn, Utena-chan, you look dead. Did you study?
Couldn't. I'm so done for.
Why? That test was a piece of cake.
See?
I'll buy you sushi! Please, teach me how to pass!
Yay, sushi!
Somehow, I survived.
Have a nice day.
Something just doesn't feel right.
Every time we fight them, they run off halfway through.
Got me so damn frustrated.
Lunchtime, lunchtime! I'm starving!
Convenience store lunch again, Kaoruko?
Are you kidding me?
Huh?
What's wrong?
They gave me a fork for udon?
Does that clerk have a brain?!
Calm down
Gimme your chopsticks, Sayo.
Wh-what?! Why?!
'Cause you're supposed to eat udon with chopsticks.
Okay, but
Looks like Utena-chan's gonna eat by herself again.
She could be going to eat with someone.
No, she always eats by herself on the stairs to the roof.
Why the hell do you know that?
Hey, Utena-chan!
Wanna come eat lunch with us?
Oh, I
Only if you want to, of course!
N-no, it's not that, I just
Utena's busy!
She's gonna eat with me!
You homewrecking horndog!
You're trying to steal her from me, aren't you?!
What?! I wasn't trying to steal her!
Yeah, right! Have fun eating
your crappy dog food by yourselves!
It's not dog food, it's enoki mushrooms!
Haruka, don't press it if she's already got plans.
Huh? Yeah, you're right, Kaoruko-chan.
Hey, I'm happy for you, sweetheart.
You got a nice friend there.
But if she ever gets to be too much,
you let us know, mmkay?
Wouldn't wanna watch you get smothered to death.
Huh? You got a problem?
Nah, I don't got a problem.
K-Kaoruko?
Kiwi-chan?
At least I have tits.
Least I don't have big balls of nothin'
hanging from my chest and head.
Suck it, you big dumb idiot!
Kiwi-chan, let's go eat!
Kaoruko, is everything okay?
What's got you so mad?
Nothing, really.
Vatz
Don't forget,
photoshoot at 6 PM!
Oh, it's from Vatzy.
Right, I forgot we had that photoshoot today.
Yes, that's it! Perfect!
Hold that pose!
Ugh, the Tres Magia are just so cute!
Our next issue's gonna sell out
when people hear it's got their sexy pics inside!
Are you sure we shouldn't be more on our guard, ma'am?
I've been hearing stories about magical girls
being put through the wringer
Weekly Magical Girl
MAGICAL GIRL ATTACKS
ON THE RISE NATIONWIDE
Don't worry!
My magical girls will always prevail!
Okay, Sulfur, can we get a beautiful smile?
Sure!
Take five, everyone!
This fuckin' sucks.
Sulfur-chan, language!
Why do I gotta do this kinda shit, huh?
Aw, don't be like that!
This is an important part of your job!
Hey, it's Vatz.
You actually made it today!
I'm surprised, considering you're usually so busy
managing your other magical girls.
I'm sorry. You three are just so good,
I never have to worry about you
I thought our job was to fight the forces of evil and shit.
Yes, that's true,
TRES MAGIA:
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
PHOTO ESSAY
Tres Magica Official Guidebook
but maintaining a strong media presence
will help us bring down Enormita.
Sure, but I'm always worried we're going
to get the media teams dragged into trouble, too.
You don't need to worry today!
I've set up a force field that protects
this whole building and everyone in it!
I know I'm already asking a lot from you all,
but I need your help.
To defeat Enormita
And to help Venalita come back to us, too.
I'll stick around as long as I'm still gettin' paid.
Oh, Sulfur
You can count on us, Vatzy!
"Vatzy" sounds like something
your grandma would call me!
Sorry to interrupt, but one of our team members
struck something with her car.
This is yours, isn't it?
That's the force field generator.
Which means
Aww, how sweet.
Having fun playing dress-up down here?
Wait, what? A new photoshoot?! I gotta look this up later!
Should've guessed this would happen.
Why didn't you tell the photo team
about the generators?!
Sorry!
Long time no see, Vatz.
Keepin' an eye on your magical girls?
When are you going to stop siding with evil?!
You shouldn't be doing this!
Hey, ditto to you!
Sulfur, you're on my shit list.
Today's the day I blow you sky high!
That's a lotta talk for an escape artist like you.
Keep tuckin' your tail between your legs
and it'll get stuck there.
You stupid bitch!
Leo-chan, calm down
You're right, Baiser-chan. Let's get 'em!
O-okay!
A straight-out attack like that's not gonna work!
Got 'em! Just more proof we're perfect together!
Why're you acting like you already won?
Did you really think I couldn't block all that?
Just let me blast you to bits already!
Time for round two, Baiser-chan!
Yeah!
Cocky bastards!
You've got this, Sulfur!
Azure and I will find an opening!
Hey, Vatz, can I go punch 'em in the face?
Our sponsors might not like that
Who gives a fuck about our sponsors?!
E-even if you don't!
That form uses a lot of mana and stamina to maintain
It's fine for a one-off attack, but any longer than that
I know, but shielding these attacks
takes twice the usual amount of mana!
I ain't gonna last much longer!
Say your prayers, bitches!
Yes! We won!
That totally blasted 'em to smithereens!
That was kinda boring
Blowin' your load all over the place does nothin'.
Didn't I tell you that before?!
Man, this is the shit.
Thanks for the big ol' smokescreen.
Now I can give you a real ass-kicking.
C'mon, let's keep going! You better not be tired yet.
Not at all.
This is just how I like it.
So you do smile.
Look at that grin! You having fun there, huh, Baiser?!
Fun? No, I'm just so excited
to wipe that look off your face!
I'd like to see you try.
Are you guys okay?
W-we'll live. I can't believe
they ran off on us again, though
Yeah, damn
Way to get strung up again, Sayo.
S-sorry
It's no biggie. Damn, I feel good
I can't move. Carry me, Sayo.
Me, too, Sayo!
You can walk just fine, Haruka!
Worth a shot!
Truth is, I want to be cuter, want to be sweeter
I can't help that I'm a bad girl, sorry
I just wanna bully you
You're so precious, so perfect, I love you so much it hurts
But the love I want to give you is brutally sadistic
I was just a sweet girl,
Innocently dreaming of being the main character
Wondering sadly why I couldn't be like that
Then boom, it came to me, and suddenly I was under its spell
I can't focus on school or anything,
I'm stuck fantasizing about every situation
Lighting the fuse and having some explosive fun
Might not be so bad after all
Truth is, I want to be cuter, want to be sweeter
But I'm gonna write my own story, walk my own path for me
I wanna see her shine brighter,
I wanna see her be even more powerful
So accept my special kind of love, this top-shelf fetish
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