Gutar Gu (2023) s01e04 Episode Script
How well do you know Ritu?
Hi, myself Anuj.
Hi.
I'm Anuj.
Nooo.
Hi, I'm Anuj.
Drive faster, please.
-Hello?
-Hello?
Ritu, where are you?
I've been waiting for you.
Sorry, Anuj.
My friends showed up late last night.
I forgot to put an alarm.
Dude, I woke up at 5 in the morning,
just for this.
I'm sorry, Anuj.
Fine.
It's okay.
You're still going to take us
for a tour of Bhopal, right?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
Then I'll see you at the lake,
around 11 o'clock?
Okay.
Where is our tour guide, Ritu?
He must be on his way.
And don't call him a tour guide.
He's sweet.
Oh my, my! So protective?
He's here.
He's Anuj?
Shut up.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Um, so Rashi, Pari, Varun.
Hi, I'm Anuj.
What is this, Anuj? A payback
for making you wait in the morning?
No, no, not at all.
Mom asked me to fetch
'My Bestie' from the bus depot.
That's what got me late.
Anuj, you have a bestie besides Ritu,
hmm?
And she stays at the bus depot?
'My Bestie' is a magazine.
It contains mom's recipes.
Oh.
Shall we begin the tour?
Yes, let's go.
Guys, Bhopal has the biggest
manmade lake in the world.
So exciting, right?
Moreover, it's a freshwater lake.
So, you can drink the
water directly from the source.
Anuj, come and sit with us.
Come, come, come.
So Anuj, did Ritu tell
you about all her ex-boyfriends?
Ex-boyfriends?
Yes.
Ritu, you didn't tell him?
Shut up, guys.
Anuj, they are just joking.
Must say Anuj, you're very lucky.
Anuj had many boys chasing her,
but she chose you.
They were all stupid jerks.
Super misogynists.
Miss-o-genist.
Missogenist.
Prepare three more.
I'll be right back.
Fun day, no?
Why so quiet, guys?
Nothing. Just the same.
Oh, yeah.
You don't even want to try it?
Who mixes coffee and soda, Anuj?
Okay, the camera is on the timer.
10 seconds.
Ritu, come, stand with us.
Damn it.
Hey!
Show-show-show!
What is this, Anuj?!
The framing is so bad
Do it yourself, then.
Yeah, okay.
You hold this.
Let's take a selfie.
Come on, guys.
-Nice.
-Nice!
Nice.
Give me a sec. I'll be right back.
Sure.
Don't take Pari seriously.
This is how she is.
I know her since we were kids.
Are you still upset about this morning?
Nooo!
I think this is destiny.
We were destined to go on a date at Tekri.
And we will.
Let's go there next Thursday?
Done.
Who knows,
you might even get a kiss or two there.
Anuj, what's the plan for lunch?
You guys decide.
I'd recommend the Sitaram
Chole Bhature Restaurant.
Their Chole Bhatures are to die for!
Yuck.
Chole Bhatures are too oily.
Let's go to a café instead.
Um, I'm okay with anything.
I'm okay with anything at all.
Let's go to a café then.
Come, let's click some pictures together.
-But we just took some.
-C'mon.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So Anuj, let's take your test.
Test?
The "How well you know Ritu" Test.
C'mon Pari, he's not here to give a test.
Ritu, I can give this
test even without any preparations.
Don't worry.
Confidence, bro.
So let's start, guys.
So Anuj, your first question is,
what is Ritu's favourite colour?
Pink.
Ritu's favourite film?
Band Baaja Baraat.
Ritu's first celebrity crush?
Govinda.
Who is Ritu's favourite sitcom character?
So Anuj, you wanna know the score?
Hit me.
Tell him, Pari.
So Anuj, out of 15 you have scored
3?
But you played well.
Like hell, he played well.
He doesn't even know
your basic likings, Ritu.
Anuj, you don't deserve
to call Ritu your girlfriend.
Shut up, Pari.
These things are anyway not important.
He'll learn them over time.
I hope.
Shall we call for the bill?
I didn't like the pizza.
Pari, you never like anything.
Shut up.
You guys proceed. I will follow you.
Anuj, let's go. Our cab is here.
You guys should carry on.
I'll join in later.
Why?
It's just that I've been out all day.
Mom will get mad.
You guys should carry on.
No, that's not the reason.
Tell me what it is.
Ritu, I don't think I'll
be able to gel with your friends.
I'm not cool like them
to tolerate all their gags.
Oh c'mon, Anuj!
Don't all friends tease each other?
What's the big deal?
After spending just
a couple of hours with them,
you've decided that
you won't gel with them.
I befriended Umair and Adi, didn't I?
I spent time with them.
I got to know them.
I didn't judge them.
Ritu, you are comparing
them with Adi and Umair?
Like a fool, I woke up early,
got ready,
and went to Manuabhan Tekri for them,
and they don't even have
the courtesy to apologise to me!
I said sorry to you, didn't I?
I'm not talking about you, Ritu.
-I'm talking about your friends.
-Fine, Anuj.
Sorry.
Happy?
Now please don't vent
out on Ritu because of us.
Firstly, say sorry only
when you say it from your heart.
Secondly, I'm not venting out on Ritu.
I am just telling her how I feel.
What kind of attitude is this?
-I saw your attitude inside.
-Hey!
Guys!
Just shut up.
Why are you asking me to shut up,
huh Ritu?
You should ask her to shut up.
She is interfering without a reason.
Listen, you have just entered her life.
Ritu and I are childhood friends.
Oh Hello, she has made new friends here.
What the fuck!
What, 'what the fuck", huh?
-You
-Anuj!
Leave.
Ritu, why are you behaving
like it's all my fault?
No, it is all my fault.
That I thought you guys can be friends.
But it's okay.
You wanted to leave anyway, right?
So leave.
I'll only leave.
-Let's go, Pari.
-Ritu?
No, it was not your fault.
You did the right thing by leaving.
Never stay at a place
where no one respects you.
What do I do now?
She hasn't called back.
And she keeps disconnecting my calls.
That's the problem with boys like you.
You act macho for a second
and then become a softie again.
Now get this straight.
You won't talk to her
the next time you see her.
And you don't talk to her
even if she comes up to talk to you.
I shouldn't talk to her
even if she comes up to me?
You shouldn't.
She'll break up with me, bro.
How will she break up
if you two don't even talk?
I don't like this idea, bro.
This fear is dooming the male species.
We are a bunch of cowards.
We might be cowards,
but we don't need to tell
that to the one standing before us.
But we do that anyway.
And the female species always
take advantage of this very fear of ours.
You don't get it, Anuj.
This is no longer a
fight between Ritu and you.
This is now a fight between two species.
And you won't be the
first one to apologise.
Come what may, you won't say sorry.
Now take off my jacket.
You've been cool enough for the day.
It was my lucky jacket.
You've made it unlucky.
-Have a safe journey. Bye, dear.
-Bye, aunty.
Happy journey.
-Bye, aunty.
-Thanks for the cake.
-Anytime.
-Bye, aunty.
Did you talk to him?
Bye.
Bye-bye, take care.
-Bye.
-Take care.
-Bye, Ritu.
-Bye.
Anuj?
Hmm?
Ritu just posted something on Insta.
Have a look.
She cropped you out.
Look Anuj,
you have a long life ahead of you.
Never run after a bus or a girl.
She might have been the first one in your
life, but she certainly won't be the last.
You can't even imagine how many
more girls you'll have in your life.
Here, until then,
keep swiping right on this.
I can't do this.
Why not?
I love Ritu, bro.
Then you are doomed.
You'll die a virgin.
I thought you won't come.
You forgot whose plan it was?
Ritu, I'm sorry.
For that day and for everything
that happened after that.
Please don't break up with me.
The past few days have
made me realise that
I cannot like live without you.
I missed you.
Same to same.
Good, we're finally
done with our first fight.
I don't want to fight with you.
I feel very bad after it.
Anuj, these things are a
part and parcel of a relationship.
It will happen in the future as well.
Then I'll always be
the first one to apologise.
And we'll always come here to patch up.
This will be our place.
We'll come here to celebrate something.
Like?
Like you clearing your EEC?
Then you can forget about it.
Isn't this a beautiful place?
Your friends missed out on it.
Hi.
I'm Anuj.
Nooo.
Hi, I'm Anuj.
Drive faster, please.
-Hello?
-Hello?
Ritu, where are you?
I've been waiting for you.
Sorry, Anuj.
My friends showed up late last night.
I forgot to put an alarm.
Dude, I woke up at 5 in the morning,
just for this.
I'm sorry, Anuj.
Fine.
It's okay.
You're still going to take us
for a tour of Bhopal, right?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
Then I'll see you at the lake,
around 11 o'clock?
Okay.
Where is our tour guide, Ritu?
He must be on his way.
And don't call him a tour guide.
He's sweet.
Oh my, my! So protective?
He's here.
He's Anuj?
Shut up.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Um, so Rashi, Pari, Varun.
Hi, I'm Anuj.
What is this, Anuj? A payback
for making you wait in the morning?
No, no, not at all.
Mom asked me to fetch
'My Bestie' from the bus depot.
That's what got me late.
Anuj, you have a bestie besides Ritu,
hmm?
And she stays at the bus depot?
'My Bestie' is a magazine.
It contains mom's recipes.
Oh.
Shall we begin the tour?
Yes, let's go.
Guys, Bhopal has the biggest
manmade lake in the world.
So exciting, right?
Moreover, it's a freshwater lake.
So, you can drink the
water directly from the source.
Anuj, come and sit with us.
Come, come, come.
So Anuj, did Ritu tell
you about all her ex-boyfriends?
Ex-boyfriends?
Yes.
Ritu, you didn't tell him?
Shut up, guys.
Anuj, they are just joking.
Must say Anuj, you're very lucky.
Anuj had many boys chasing her,
but she chose you.
They were all stupid jerks.
Super misogynists.
Miss-o-genist.
Missogenist.
Prepare three more.
I'll be right back.
Fun day, no?
Why so quiet, guys?
Nothing. Just the same.
Oh, yeah.
You don't even want to try it?
Who mixes coffee and soda, Anuj?
Okay, the camera is on the timer.
10 seconds.
Ritu, come, stand with us.
Damn it.
Hey!
Show-show-show!
What is this, Anuj?!
The framing is so bad
Do it yourself, then.
Yeah, okay.
You hold this.
Let's take a selfie.
Come on, guys.
-Nice.
-Nice!
Nice.
Give me a sec. I'll be right back.
Sure.
Don't take Pari seriously.
This is how she is.
I know her since we were kids.
Are you still upset about this morning?
Nooo!
I think this is destiny.
We were destined to go on a date at Tekri.
And we will.
Let's go there next Thursday?
Done.
Who knows,
you might even get a kiss or two there.
Anuj, what's the plan for lunch?
You guys decide.
I'd recommend the Sitaram
Chole Bhature Restaurant.
Their Chole Bhatures are to die for!
Yuck.
Chole Bhatures are too oily.
Let's go to a café instead.
Um, I'm okay with anything.
I'm okay with anything at all.
Let's go to a café then.
Come, let's click some pictures together.
-But we just took some.
-C'mon.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So Anuj, let's take your test.
Test?
The "How well you know Ritu" Test.
C'mon Pari, he's not here to give a test.
Ritu, I can give this
test even without any preparations.
Don't worry.
Confidence, bro.
So let's start, guys.
So Anuj, your first question is,
what is Ritu's favourite colour?
Pink.
Ritu's favourite film?
Band Baaja Baraat.
Ritu's first celebrity crush?
Govinda.
Who is Ritu's favourite sitcom character?
So Anuj, you wanna know the score?
Hit me.
Tell him, Pari.
So Anuj, out of 15 you have scored
3?
But you played well.
Like hell, he played well.
He doesn't even know
your basic likings, Ritu.
Anuj, you don't deserve
to call Ritu your girlfriend.
Shut up, Pari.
These things are anyway not important.
He'll learn them over time.
I hope.
Shall we call for the bill?
I didn't like the pizza.
Pari, you never like anything.
Shut up.
You guys proceed. I will follow you.
Anuj, let's go. Our cab is here.
You guys should carry on.
I'll join in later.
Why?
It's just that I've been out all day.
Mom will get mad.
You guys should carry on.
No, that's not the reason.
Tell me what it is.
Ritu, I don't think I'll
be able to gel with your friends.
I'm not cool like them
to tolerate all their gags.
Oh c'mon, Anuj!
Don't all friends tease each other?
What's the big deal?
After spending just
a couple of hours with them,
you've decided that
you won't gel with them.
I befriended Umair and Adi, didn't I?
I spent time with them.
I got to know them.
I didn't judge them.
Ritu, you are comparing
them with Adi and Umair?
Like a fool, I woke up early,
got ready,
and went to Manuabhan Tekri for them,
and they don't even have
the courtesy to apologise to me!
I said sorry to you, didn't I?
I'm not talking about you, Ritu.
-I'm talking about your friends.
-Fine, Anuj.
Sorry.
Happy?
Now please don't vent
out on Ritu because of us.
Firstly, say sorry only
when you say it from your heart.
Secondly, I'm not venting out on Ritu.
I am just telling her how I feel.
What kind of attitude is this?
-I saw your attitude inside.
-Hey!
Guys!
Just shut up.
Why are you asking me to shut up,
huh Ritu?
You should ask her to shut up.
She is interfering without a reason.
Listen, you have just entered her life.
Ritu and I are childhood friends.
Oh Hello, she has made new friends here.
What the fuck!
What, 'what the fuck", huh?
-You
-Anuj!
Leave.
Ritu, why are you behaving
like it's all my fault?
No, it is all my fault.
That I thought you guys can be friends.
But it's okay.
You wanted to leave anyway, right?
So leave.
I'll only leave.
-Let's go, Pari.
-Ritu?
No, it was not your fault.
You did the right thing by leaving.
Never stay at a place
where no one respects you.
What do I do now?
She hasn't called back.
And she keeps disconnecting my calls.
That's the problem with boys like you.
You act macho for a second
and then become a softie again.
Now get this straight.
You won't talk to her
the next time you see her.
And you don't talk to her
even if she comes up to talk to you.
I shouldn't talk to her
even if she comes up to me?
You shouldn't.
She'll break up with me, bro.
How will she break up
if you two don't even talk?
I don't like this idea, bro.
This fear is dooming the male species.
We are a bunch of cowards.
We might be cowards,
but we don't need to tell
that to the one standing before us.
But we do that anyway.
And the female species always
take advantage of this very fear of ours.
You don't get it, Anuj.
This is no longer a
fight between Ritu and you.
This is now a fight between two species.
And you won't be the
first one to apologise.
Come what may, you won't say sorry.
Now take off my jacket.
You've been cool enough for the day.
It was my lucky jacket.
You've made it unlucky.
-Have a safe journey. Bye, dear.
-Bye, aunty.
Happy journey.
-Bye, aunty.
-Thanks for the cake.
-Anytime.
-Bye, aunty.
Did you talk to him?
Bye.
Bye-bye, take care.
-Bye.
-Take care.
-Bye, Ritu.
-Bye.
Anuj?
Hmm?
Ritu just posted something on Insta.
Have a look.
She cropped you out.
Look Anuj,
you have a long life ahead of you.
Never run after a bus or a girl.
She might have been the first one in your
life, but she certainly won't be the last.
You can't even imagine how many
more girls you'll have in your life.
Here, until then,
keep swiping right on this.
I can't do this.
Why not?
I love Ritu, bro.
Then you are doomed.
You'll die a virgin.
I thought you won't come.
You forgot whose plan it was?
Ritu, I'm sorry.
For that day and for everything
that happened after that.
Please don't break up with me.
The past few days have
made me realise that
I cannot like live without you.
I missed you.
Same to same.
Good, we're finally
done with our first fight.
I don't want to fight with you.
I feel very bad after it.
Anuj, these things are a
part and parcel of a relationship.
It will happen in the future as well.
Then I'll always be
the first one to apologise.
And we'll always come here to patch up.
This will be our place.
We'll come here to celebrate something.
Like?
Like you clearing your EEC?
Then you can forget about it.
Isn't this a beautiful place?
Your friends missed out on it.