Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e04 Episode Script

1 Harvey Harvey Harvey Mom, Dad, I need to tell you something really important.
Son, you know you can tell us anything, right? Okay, then.
Let me explain.
I've been working on a dance routine, and I want to perform it tonight at a club.
And you don't want old Mom and Dad embarrassing you.
- No, we get it.
- No, no, no, that's not it.
Well, I guess that is it.
Sure thing, son.
Go crazy.
Are you sure you don't want to listen to my CD to make sure there's no bad words? - We know you'll be careful.
- Tonight's gonna be awesome! Sure will, son.
Bros, check it out.
Club Mulch.
We're gonna be here all night.
Mnh-mnh.
I got to be home by 11:00.
Then we're gonna be here all night till 11:00.
Harvey, Foo, Girl Foo, you guys gonna have a blast.
Technobear, it's, like, so cool that you agreed to take us to a club.
Two things Harvey, you're welcome, bro.
- What's the other thing? - Let's get crazy! - Whoo! - Sounds great! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm looking forward to seeing your dance, Harvey.
I can't wait to show you guys.
There's this one part where I, like, put out my arm and my leg.
Oh, nice try, Fee.
But you'll have to wait just like everybody else to see it.
Harvey, you came.
- I wasn't sure if you'd make it.
- Dade? Me and my family could really use your help.
- For what? - With protesting the evil club, you silly.
Don't go in there! You'll never find your way back! Uh, actually, Dade, we're going inside the club! What? Are you out of your gol-danged gourd? You can't go in alone.
You need protection.
You need a moral compass.
Let me be your compass, Harvey.
Let me be your compass.
Harvey, we're heading in! - Okay! Bye, Dade! - Harvey, I'm coming with you.
And if you got any questions, just ask me.
- Oof.
- Absolutely not.
Back of the line.
Yeah, the bouncer always holds this spot just for me.
The bouncer? - You're not allowed in.
- The sign specifically said "all-ages.
" I'm 35.
That's an age.
It ain't tonight.
I have got total control over Club Mulch.
I want me to be that.
Don't worry.
This line moves super fast.
Hey, we made it.
Get ready for the best night of your lives.
Welcome to Club Mulch.
Oh, my gosh.
This is amazing! Rock, rock your body, body, body rock, rock And a body go rock, rock, rock body, body Body, body, body, body, body The DJ time to turn up the charm.
Hello, sir.
I'm Harvey Beaks.
Would you mind playing this song at some point tonight? It's my band.
See, I've been practicing this dance.
I can't wait to show everyone.
It's gonna be the coolest thing this place has ever seen.
Great.
Well, I'll just leave this here, and I'll be on my way.
That takes care of that.
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-body Dang it, Harvey! Save it for the dance.
- What'd you want to show us? - A very important place for very important people the VIP room.
Nooo! This is Princess' VIP room! Go be lame somewhere else! Well, I think there's enough room for everybody.
I'd rather die! The VIP room is for special people like me! Burp! Plus, I hate you.
Hmm, I've got an idea.
Follow me.
We're not VIPs.
We're VVIPs very, very important persons.
I mean, if someone says something, we'll probably have to put the sign back.
Repent! Dancing is a terrible waste of your life.
And sodas and sugary drinks contain unsavory emotions.
Be sure to read these pamphlets.
Okay.
Okay, ha ha.
Just a second, I'm Oh, butterfingers.
- That looks fun.
Can I help? - Uh, okay.
Open up your fat mouths! Oh, oh.
- Pretty cool here, huh, Fee? - Harvey, I hate to break it to you.
Clubs aren't exactly my thing.
Oh, come on.
The people here are cool.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Okay, you have a point.
Hey, you know who I would like to hang with? - That chick.
- The bouncer? You could totally be a bouncer.
You're kind of mean, but people like you.
You got a girl voice, but big-boy muscles.
- You should talk to her.
- Uh, I don't know.
It's weird to say, but I'm kind of nervous too.
Well, I'm not.
Come on.
Excuse me, Miss.
I'd like to introduce my friend Fee.
- She'd make a great bouncer.
- H-Hello.
Too small.
No, thanks.
You need to show her your moves.
- Bounce me.
- Wha - Really? - Do it.
Uh-oh.
I'm getting rowdy.
I'm out of control! Hey, don't make me bounce you.
Don't worry.
I'm on it.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, nice work, kid.
Hmm? Excuse me.
Coming through here.
Hey, Harvey, come here and dance.
This chick is totally into you.
I'm like a great wingman or something.
You said you saw where my friends went.
Um, that's okay.
I'm trying not to dance yet, actually.
Hey, bad news, Harvey your girl got away.
You want me to follow her? I could follow her.
Harvey, I finished my lemon water.
I'm ready to go home.
I can't go yet.
The DJ's gonna play my jam, right? I can't take any more! This place makes me sick.
You all will have to answer for your behavior someday! You! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Serving sugary drinks to innocent, unsuspecting children.
It's disgusting.
Keep it together, Dade.
But the sugar it's in my system, changing me, corrupting me! - This is embarrassing.
- Do you want to take care of him? You mean, like, off him? Bounce him? Oh, with pleasure.
Why won't anyone sing karaoke with me? I hate every one of you.
I'm gonna kiss everyone in this room.
Where's Harvey? I'm not dancing because I'm saving my energy for my special dance.
So what's your name? Last song of the night, ladies and gentlemen.
Last song! It's gonna be mine.
Everybody make way! Excuse me! It's time for my dance.
You guys are gonna love Okay, so first, I stick out my Oh, sorry, kid.
Wait a second.
That's not my song.
This was supposed to be my jam.
I guess I guess they're not gonna play it.
Hey, Harvey, why aren't you dancing? Here, let me help you.
Having fun! Hey, Harvey! I have a job now.
Hmm.
Let me know when you guys are ready to go home.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
Not so fast.
Nobody's leaving until Harvey gets his dance.
Oh, yeah, you're gonna stop all of us? Let the boy have his dance.
Free soda for everyone.
Uh, uh, that's not really your decision to make.
So, Technobear, do you want to, like, dance or something? Another time, sweetheart.
- Right now my boy Harvey needs me.
- Oh.
Okay, then.
Bro.
- Bro.
- Bro? - Bro! - Bro.
Mm-hmm.
That's my jam.
That's my jam! My friends did it! They got the DJ to play my jam! Hey, he's not bad.
I mean, he's not good, but he's not bad.
- Harvey! - That was some dance! - You're killing it! - Go, Harvey! Hey, Mom, if you don't hurry, I'm gonna start cleaning the new baby room without you! Be right there, sweetie.
Wow.
There's so much clutter.
This will probably take all day to clean and organize.
I'm the luckiest boy in the world! Oh, shirts.
Hey, wait a minute.
This can't be a shirt.
It's too tiny, and look at these holes.
This doesn't even have sleeves.
- How would you keep your arms warm? - Harvey, look at you.
Oh, my goodness, I got to take a picture.
Honey, turn over here.
This is precious.
Oh, yeah.
That's a Christmas card.
And you found all my old band T-shirts.
- I've been looking for those.
- Oh, these are yours? You look like such a handsome little rebel.
Oh, rebel, yeah! What's a rebel? Hey, sis, I finally found something that will tell me exactly how to be a real rebel.
Isn't that awesome? So far, I know you have to have bad posture, and dark glasses seems to be important.
And maybe evening gloves? It says here that rebels ignore the rules and question authority.
So rule number one, ignore the rules.
Rule number two, question authority more.
Hmm, maybe ask, "How are you?" Oh, you found something helpful.
It says that rebels are charismatic and attract a following.
Okay, now, who does that sound like? Ha! Exactly! It sounds just like me.
Listen, little sis, whatever you are, you have to be the best you can, or else you might disappoint Mom and Dad.
That would just be awful.
Okay, it's five minutes past my bedtime.
Good night, sis.
Yeah! Rebellion! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Rebellion.
Some dark glasses.
Oh, I can't see anything at all.
Harvey, breakfast is almost ready.
Harvey! Now, what is all this? Okay.
Well, whenever you're ready.
Well, don't you look handsome this morning.
Now that I've figured out how to turn this new toaster on, your toast will be ready by Wednesday.
It's a little bit of a wait, but when it's done, it'll be really good toast.
Thanks, Dad, but, actually, I want spaghetti for breakfast.
Oh, I remember that shirt.
What's that doing out here? - Harvey's our little rebel now.
- Oh, all right! Well, you're looking good, little buddy.
I better skip breakfast.
I got to go get a head start on sticking it to the man! How's it going over there, Foo? Uh, it tickles.
Oh.
Ow! - Hey, guys.
- Who is that? - Nice shirt, dude.
- Thank you.
I'm a rebel now.
Oh, hey, Harvey.
Where are your sleeves? I don't need 'em anymore.
Welcome to the sleeveless club.
Here, Harvey, eat this.
- Oops.
Sorry, dude.
- No, no.
It's okay.
A little dirt means nothing to a rebel.
Whoa.
Dude, I've never seen you eat dirt before.
Yeah? Well, I'm just getting started.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
This book is now five minutes late! Revolution! Not quite closed, Mr.
Gate.
- Harvey.
- Dade.
You look different.
Thank you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some signs to make crooked.
What? What? You're gonna get in trouble.
Trouble? I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm a rebel.
You're scaring me with that kind of talk.
No worries, man.
What? I don't What do you want? Are you shaking my hand or Okay, you're pointing.
Harvey, no! No! I'm impressed, man.
You usually get all scared and screaming about breaking rules.
Thank you.
I'm really embracing this.
Look.
Randl's Rentls is now spelled correctly.
Wait, wait.
A rebel wouldn't correct spelling errors But they would vandalize property.
Uh - Are you okay? - I'll leave them or No, no, don't.
Yes, no.
Yeah, yes.
No.
Hey, Harvey, I feel gross saying this, but maybe we should get out of here before we get caught.
Yeah? Too late.
You're busted.
Randl! I've been watching you for four hours now.
At first, it was funny.
Then it was sad.
Now it's just really creepy.
Randl, I got a clear shot.
Should I take it? Mom, no! I got this under control.
Go back to your house and - I almost got it.
- Mom, you were way off.
I was trying to shoot the Moon.
Always laughing at me.
See what you did? But I'm just being a rebel.
You're being a nuisance.
Go! Go on! Get! Get! Oh, man, did you see his face? Guys, stop.
Didn't you hear him back there? No one has ever screamed at me like that.
I think I'm in real trouble.
Well, yeah.
Rebels get into trouble.
I'm too dangerous to even be around.
You guys need to run before I corrupt you.
I'm a rebel! I'm bad news! Okay, the good news is the fire is out.
The bad news is my Casserole 5000 exploded.
I'll order the pizza.
What's up? Your son came to me in need of saving.
- Harvey, what did you do?! - Oh, sweetie.
- I - The boy apparently tried to correct the spelling on a sign.
Mom, Dad, I'm a horrifying monster.
He hasn't broken the law, but with your permission, I can ba-zap and ba-zing the trouble out of him.
Um, Harvey, maybe you should get some rest.
Do rebels even sleep? Or is it more rebellious to stay awake forever? I don't even know who I am anymore! Now, that is one confused boy, if I ever saw one.
My advice lock him in a box for 30 years.
Worked for me.
I knew that shirt would cause a problem one day.
- I was just trying to be encouraging.
- Hey, Harvey's parents.
- Ow! - Ow! Harvey's acting weird.
- So can you fix it or something? - Hurry! Okay, we're gonna do something about this.
Time to go have breakfast so I can get into more trouble.
Crumbs everywhere! What a mess! Nice try there, crumbs.
The old Harvey would have cleaned you up, but Rebel Harvey doesn't even care.
Okay, just quickly tidy up, and no one will even notice.
Who put this down without using a coaster? This is good wood.
Oh.
Oh, no Okay, I'll just clean this up real quick, then it's back to being a rebel.
You're getting the recycling mixed up with the perishables! Somebody messed up these library books! Irving, it's working.
My garden! What kind of monsters would do this? - I knew it was you two.
- Shut up, Dade.
We had a good reason this time.
See? We're trying to fix Harvey.
Everything goes in the place it's supposed to go.
That's the fella I know.
Fight it, you beautiful dandelion.
I should just leave this messy, but I want to make it beautiful.
I got to fold laundry, or the clothes will get wrinkly.
Wait a second.
Who added laundry to the obstacle course? Obstacle course? Oh, I thought Harvey was doing chores for free.
Ooh! It's okay, sweetie.
We're here to help.
I'm fine! Everything's fine! I want to clean my room so much, but it hurts! - Don't fight it, Harvey.
- No! Stay away from me! I can't protect you from myself! - Shower him in love.
- Let me in.
Oh.
Wait.
I'm free.
I'm free! I'm sorry, Mom.
I let you down.
No, sweetie, you could never let us down.
A shirt doesn't make you who you are.
It's what's inside the shirt that counts.
Oh, right, my nipples.
I don't want to be boxed in by labels anyway.
Oh, man, do you know what I want to do so bad? - I want to fix that brick.
- You do whatever makes you happy.
Yeah! I love this! Aw, sweetie, you're my little, um, complicated person.
Now I want to iron all my slacks, and then I want to clean under the fridge, - because it's super filthy under there.
- Yay! Harvey's crazy! And then I'm gonna polish all the furniture, every last bit of furniture! Okay, dude, we get it.
We get it.