Hope Springs s01e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
We've landed in the middle of a murder enquiry.
I'll pick up the trail.
Well, you'd better.
Can I have a loan of your phone? Ta.
Hi, Nathan.
Do you think I done good? You really got 50 grand? One phone call and then you can go home and tell your mum the happy news.
Call Billy yourself.
I'm not trapping him for you.
Dean nearly got kicked to death and then he gets nicked.
And we just turn our back on him? I don't give a toss about Dean! There's four of us here and we've got bigger problems.
Look, it may be worth you checking a few things out.
Me? You said you wanted to know anything, yeah? Show me the number.
If we're stuffed trying to go legit, we'll have to go back on the con.
Get some more forged ones? Get dead people's passports.
Ellie Williams is a total fraud.
Ah, I was just coming to see you.
Something wrong? Well, you tell me, Ellie.
If that's your real name.
I looked up that pub you said your parents ran in Basildon.
There are three Royal Oaks but your name didn't come up on any.
You looked me up? Yeah, in fact, I couldn't find a single accurate reference to any of you, or anything you've said to date.
I want to know what's going on.
I trusted you.
Obviously not.
Well, do you want to tell me why I should? Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
Just promise not to tell the girls I said.
They think they're finally safe here.
Safe? We changed our names.
We had to.
Four years ago in a refuge for battered women.
SHE SOBS What am I like? Do you know someone in Hope Springs that's passed on? No, no, I just wanted to get away from the throng.
I always find churchyards peaceful.
I wish I did.
Your niece Katie, she's buried with her mother? Yeah, my twin.
Not identical.
She died of a haemorrhage.
That's why we took Katie to live with us.
37 today, Alison would've been.
That means it's your birthday.
I don't bother with all that these days.
Not since this.
I just take a day off from the shop, and like you said, I suppose, reflect.
This is the first place that we've really felt secure.
That's why all the lies.
I feel terrible, Ellie.
It just didn't seem right, like you never existed.
Well, we don't, officially.
There's no paper trail for my ex to follow.
There are things you can do, restraining orders.
Oh, please(!) If he finds me, he'll kill me.
Just let him try.
You going to guard us 24/7? I don't know what to say.
Don't say anything, Gil, please.
If the girls found out we were at risk here, we'd have to move on, and I don't think I can take that.
Don't worry, nobody is going to blow your cover.
Thank you.
You don't know how much this means to me.
Well? There is nothing to report.
It looks like they've got something to hide to me.
For God's sake, Ann Marie! If you're jealous of Ellie Williams, get over it because you are making fools of us both.
I swear, lately, I hardly recognise you.
I'm just stressed about the wedding.
Well, take up your mum's offer to have it at the hotel.
Oh, no, except that would mean Ellie catering, and we can't have that, can we? Course we can! I was just checking to see if they were up to it.
It's make your mind up time, right? Where're you going? I've actually got something real to investigate - a murder.
MOBILE RINGS Well, that sounds promising.
Forget it.
I'm not grave-robbing from Ina.
She's still grieving.
What did my one die of? Car crash.
Buried last week.
Nice.
No.
It's not.
But at least it's legit.
What, stealing dead people's identities? Hardly! OK.
It's as legit as we're gonna get.
Let's be grateful we got a plan.
I'll keep checking the obituaries for me and you.
I'm sure this place is teeming with chicks like me about to cark it.
I'll just help Dean set up for lunch.
I still don't like it.
A boyfriend's a security risk.
I could say the same about you, Ellie.
For a fugitive on the run, it's time you told that local cop to back off.
The more Gil trusts me, the less we have to worry about.
You needn't worry about Shoo.
She wouldn't dare put us at risk again.
PLATE SMASHES Shoo, are you OK? What's wrong? SHE WAILS Dean, get a broom! '.
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Nathan Donovan was found dead last night.
Oh, my God.
Nathan! '.
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early stage but a drugs-related gang murder cannot be ruled out.
' It wasn't drugs killed him, it was me! What are you on about? It was me.
What's happened? Air, that's what she needs.
It's just one of her turns, she'll be fine.
What's wrong with her? A form of mild epilepsy.
What?! It's only mild, it happens from time to time.
No big deal.
Just carry on.
I'm coming with her.
There's a danger you'll make it worse if she sees that you're worried.
I called him when I thought I was on my own again.
I never said nothing about you lot, just that I come into some money.
Go on.
I was that chuffed when he said he'd come up to Glasgow for me.
I caught him nicking the money when I was asleep.
I just flipped.
Where did get the gun? Gun? What gun? No, no, there was never no gun.
No, I smashed him over the head with a glass vase, didn't I? "The victim was found in an alleyway with three gunshots to the back of his head.
" You've led Ellie's psycho husband straight to us! Have an eppie if you want but it's you lot I came back to when I realised he was on the make.
We gotta get out of here today.
Well, where are we supposed to go? Barbados, as planned.
We're not even close to getting our passports.
If we don't have time to get 'em off the dead, we'll have to nick 'em off the living.
But you told me you had something on them.
I thought I did, but Gil's checked it out, and I'll have to accept it.
He's fed up with me now and he's beginning to get suspicious.
So? Just tell him you're looking out for your mum.
That's the truth, isn't it? Who are you trying to kid, Euan? This is about you getting that land and me getting my house.
Look, if those women weren't there, your mum would leave.
She was all ready to go.
All I'm trying to do is You think I don't know? But we've tried, Euan, and it's over, and I'm not jeopardising what I've got with Gil because of that Ellie Williams.
Or one stupid mistake.
Big mistake.
You say anything and I'll deny it.
How about I lend you the money for your house in advance, eh? I don't want your money.
I just want you to leave me alone.
Well, this way I would, eh? You could secure your big, fancy house in Edinburgh, you wouldn't need to see me.
For the minute, just tell Gil you've had a windfall.
Lie again? He'd see right though me.
I think that's a pleasure reserved for me, darling.
Please, Euan.
Find somewhere else to build your holiday homes and leave me, Mum and Gil out of it.
This is mad.
I can't pretend to be Ina, I look nothing like her! You've got brown hair, you're the same age, and now you're chummy with her, you can invite yourself over.
She was crying! Look, we're up against it, Hans.
You're the lucky one! Yeah, it's hard enough to find a dead looky-likey, let alone a real life one.
Um, hello?! Please(!) Good news! Ann Marie said yes to us catering her wedding.
Excellent! How you feeling? It goes as quick as it comes.
Right, we're off.
Off where? The cash and carry.
If we're doing a wedding, we'll have to start planning.
All of you? We've got work to do here.
You need to rest.
I'm fine, honest.
See? Told you it was mild.
Fresh air, that's what she needs.
Well, that Shoo might be able to fool the rest of you but my head doesn't button up the back.
Hmm? Mild epilepsy, my foot.
Right.
Let's find some looky-likies.
What the hell are you doing, boozing your day away? You think guzzling wine's going to bring back your daft sister? I wish she would come back.
Might have the odd laugh now and again.
As opposed to what? A miserable life with me? Well, you said it, Euan.
At least when Alison and Katie were here, I had some company.
I bet you're glad they're dead! HE SLAPS HER I'm going for a round of golf with Cameron's boss.
Find out why that clown Gil's still in a job.
This is the thanks I get, eh? For trying to help find your niece's killer? DOOR SLAMS CAR STARTS, DRIVES AWAY Hannah! Come in.
Are you all right, Ina? Oh, don't mind me.
It's like I said, this day always hits me hard.
I've brought you a little birthday lunch.
I thought you deserved some pampering.
I hope you don't mind.
I don't know, Hannah, it's not a great time.
All the more reason to share it with a friend, eh? Oh, what the hell! You're right.
There's no point wallowing, eh? Take a seat.
A bottle of champagne, and I've baked you a cake.
Oh, how lovely! Ina? Your face.
Eh? Oh, it's all that daft blubbing I've been doing.
I'll put some make-up on.
Don't want to scare you away.
Not now I know you've got champagne with you.
Did Euan do it? My husband used to hit me.
I put up with it for nine years.
It was the biggest mistake of my life.
Euan's always been a VERY good husband to me.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
Oh, you didn't offend me, but you would, if you said it to him.
He'd be very upset.
Of course I won't.
So you've got the wrong end of the swizzle stick there.
I'm just upset about my sister, now that's the end of it.
I'd love to see a picture of her.
Would you? In that case, you pour the fizz and I'll go upstairs and get my box.
She kinda looks like me, right height, right hair She's Japanese, Shoo.
Bingo.
What do you reckon? Umm.
You take the Jeep, I'll see you back at the hotel.
Come on.
We got to keep on looking.
I've kept all her bits and bobs, and Katie's.
Stupid things, really.
Da, da! Blotches gone.
I even put some lippy on for you.
Nice fabric.
You'll think it's daft, really, but it's the only photograph of her I've got.
What d'you reckon? Yeah, it's not bad, for kiddie food.
Store detective.
Yeah, she was checkin' us out earlier.
We haven't even done nothing.
We have been here three hours, Shoo.
Excuse me, girls.
Could you come with me? TANNOY: 'Security to the office, please.
' That's another one of Katie.
Last summer.
Pretty girl.
Mmm.
She was a wee minx, to be honest with you.
But what can you expect, losing her mum so young? I loved having her around, though.
Another girl in this house full of men.
Me and Euan.
You look amazing! Look at those shoulder pads! I had money to spend then.
Now it's all tied up.
But I suppose Euan can thank me for that, setting him up in his own firm.
I'm sure there's a lot of things he should thank you for, shouldn't he? Mrs Munroe? Yes? You have been selected at random from Cosmos loyalty card customers to take part in our prizewinning quiz.
All you have to do is answer three simple questions, and provided you can prove you are Rhona Munroe, you could win £1,000! Oh, aye.
Give all your details, win a pile of nothing and get junk mail for the rest of your life? There's no catch, I can assure you.
My most treasured possession.
Maybe that's why I warm to you, you're so like her.
More so than I am, and I'm her twin.
To Alison.
Cheers.
Ready? First question.
Right.
What is the capital of England? London! Correct.
Number two.
What is the capital of Scotland? Oh Oh, God.
The capital of Scotland.
Yeah Gads, what is the capital of Scotland? Scotland, where you live.
Well, it's either Glasgow or Edinburgh.
Uh-huh, yes, Scotland.
You live here.
I know, I know! Oh, how embarrassing.
No, take your time.
Scotland Capital is Oh, let me think.
Just take your time, it's OK, take your time.
Get me - half sozzled and boring you with all my bits and pieces.
We haven't even had any of your lovely cake yet.
You cut us a slice, eh? And I'll hide this somewhere.
You're back.
Where's Ellie? She needs to look at this estimate.
She had some other things to do.
She'll be back later.
I can see very little evidence of you lot wanting to make a go of this place.
Well, disappearing, the lot of you, leaving Dean and me here on our own.
Least we're back, eh? Good, because that couple over there want the beef fillet in the red wine jus.
What, like, you mean we've got to cook? Well, Hannah's upped sticks and left, hasn't she? And I'm off to have my lunch.
Right, well, they'll get what they're given from the chippy.
Oh, ah, and Glasgow was the City of Culture a while back.
Take a guess.
Just pick anything that comes into your head.
Oh, God.
OK Glasgow! Glasgow? Correct! I thought I was going to have a heart attack there.
Me too, Rhona, me too.
Well done, you've just won yourself £1,000! If you can just get your passport so I can verify your identity.
I thought you said three questions.
Oh, what am I like? I should let you win for being so honest.
Go on, just ask me, get it over with, go on.
Right.
Who stars as the main pirate in the movie Pirates Of The Caribbean? I haven't seen it.
Yes, you have.
I mean, you must have.
Come on, think about it.
I've heard of it, right enough.
You've seen it.
The main pirate.
The main one, the dark one, the American.
Good looking.
He based the character on that Rolling Stoner, you know, Keith Richards? Who? Keith Richards! OK, OK, OK.
"My name's Captain Jack.
"Where's the rum, me hearties?" Who played him? I don't know! Yes, you do, you do! Johnny Depp.
I watched it last night.
Correct! Oh, Greg! What's all this, then? Thanks to you, your mum has just won £1,000! I was picked for a prize quiz from the cash and carry.
Three questions capital of England, London, capital of Scotland, Glasgow The capital of Scotland is Edinburgh.
No, it's not.
Aye, it is.
I just done a report on it for my last school project.
There you go.
Simple, but dead good.
Mmm.
So you say.
"So you say.
" Hope they choke on it! The fuss they made over their lager.
You'd think, being Irish, they'd be a bit more humble, but not a bit of it.
And we've got them for another two days.
They're booked in? More's the pity.
Shoo.
Look, I know we've both got responsibilities at work an' that.
But I'm your boyfriend, right? Well, yeah.
You don't sound that sure.
Yeah, sure I'm sure.
We said to Ellie, didn't we? No, no.
I said to Ellie.
But I'm starting to wonder cos every time one of your mates says jump Sorry, Dean.
So I was thinking, you did that Irish accent well good.
Cheers.
So how's this? IRISH ACCENT: "Oi'll have a pint of Guinness, to be sure.
" Well, you'll have to pay for it.
No, don't you get it? There's two passports sitting right there.
He's a bloke! Yeah, well, we've got to try.
"Re-established in 1999, the Scottish Parliament, based in the capital city of Edinburgh.
" See? I told you.
Head Office must've had an off day.
What do I know anyway, I'm from Essex.
Still, the good news is you're within the time limit.
Three correct answers.
So I just need to check your passport and the money's yours.
Oh, wait a minute.
I got two out of three right, I'm the one who should get the money.
Oh, well, right enough, son, to be fair You have to have left school.
I have.
You have to have your own passport.
I do.
You have to be over 16.
I'm 17.
It says so on my passport.
Aye, you go and fetch it, darling.
That's £1,000 towards your student loan.
Bright.
Mmm.
Do you mind if I use your loo? LAUGHTER TOILET FLUSHES Look, I didn't want to have to tell you this, but your mum wasn't picked at random.
A friend put her name forward as a deserving mum.
What for? They thought she deserved a treat because of her her illness.
Illness? I don't know about any illness.
It's curable, don't worry.
But why would she have never said, then? It must be serious.
I don't wanna say too much, out of respect.
I'll give her it.
Every penny.
No, no, you can't.
Cosmos won't hand out the money if it's not in her name because of the deserving mum scheme.
It's complicated, I know, but trust me, it has got to be her.
Mum.
She'll be fine, love.
Just, er, just don't say anything, will you? Cos her friend said she didn't want anyone to know.
GROANS OF PASSION If that's what the rules are, you don't have to twist my arm! I love you so much, Mum! I should win a grand more often, eh? There you go.
Oops! I'll, er, leave you to it, shall I? Mum.
What's wrong with you? I played a round of golf with your Super this morning and your name came up in conversation.
Just thought you should know.
You must be dead chuffed about the SIM card? From Billy's mobile, didn't he tell you? I thought it got stolen? No, we found it in the end.
Yeah, it's off for forensic analysis as we speak.
Couple of weeks, we'll have a result.
I thought you'd be pleased.
Regardless of what you think of me, it could hold all the answers.
Well, I am.
Of course I'm pleased.
I'm just well, shocked I suppose.
I thought it was gone for good.
But that's great news, aye, great news.
I know how angry you were when it went missing.
And it's definitely Billy McKenzie's SIM card? It's not certain, but Maybe I'll just not tell Ina right now, till you're sure, eh? No, agreed, she's had enough false hope.
Sadie? Oh, welcome back.
Where is everyone? Playing hide and seek for all I know.
Just like you, all afternoon.
You know Ina Harries? Do you ever get the impression I mean, I was wondering whether she and Euan Do you think Euan ever hits her? What?! You think she's one of those battered wives? What's that about battered wives? I was just wondering about Ina.
I paid her a visit today.
Ina's got a bit of a gob on her when she's been drinking.
She's more likely to be battering him.
And I wouldn't blame her if she did.
And she will not hear a bad word about him, I can assure you.
Right.
And, anyway, what are you doing visiting Ina when you've got a hotel to run? Sadie, why don't you take the rest of the evening off.
Grab yourself a coffee and a sit down.
Yeah.
(And how about a happy pill while you're at it?) Well? Result.
You? Well, not Ina's, her sister's.
Her most treasured possession.
I feel sick about it.
Where's Beavis and Butthead? I haven't seen them.
Well, they better hurry up.
I stopped by the travel agents.
There's a 7:30 flight from Glasgow.
I booked us tickets.
Ellie, about Ina I'm sure Euan's beating her.
I know the signs.
Well, that's awful but, Hannah, you just can't get involved.
Where the hell have you two been? Room four.
They're in the shower.
OK? So how come Cameron's got that SIM card? I don't know.
Christ's sake, Ronan, I'm trying to protect you here! It's all a mess.
I never meant to BUT YOU DID! Is everything OK? Where have you been? I'm sorry.
I wasn't feeling well, so I went upstairs for a lie down.
I'll get the supper on now, eh? Don't worry about me, I'm going out.
Ronan? You trying to make a point or something? No, I didn't mean that.
I've just had a sore head, that's all.
Hannah from the hotel came round.
She brought a bottle of champagne.
You called Hannah? No, she just turned up.
For my birthday.
Euan, I never said anything.
OK, OK, back up, love.
It's just I don't want anybody stealing my thunder.
I was going to take you out for your birthday.
You don't have to.
To be honest I'm not feeling Don't have to? I want to.
Why don't you go and do your face and we'll show 'em a birthday, eh? Thanks, darling, OK.
I'll be right down.
We're flying separately, right? We've got to give it a go, we've got no choice.
She can wear sunnies, I can put me hair up.
Not far off.
Not in the brain department.
It's a stupid name, innit, Ra-hona? Right, 20 minutes, we'll meet out in reception.
Just bring what you need.
Flip-flops and a thong! Oh, wait, wait, so Dean's going to cover the suppers.
He's really coming on in the kitchen.
He's coming on in the caravan! Who cares about suppers? We're leaving.
I care! We've left enough unfinished business in this village, so humour me.
You all right? So you've got time for me now? Aye, well, don't let me keep you.
Dean.
I've have had enough part-timers in my life.
My dad, my brother.
I really like you but if you're not interested I am! I I really What? I just wish that I'd met you before.
Do you know what I mean? So we met now.
That's what I'm trying to say.
You keep pushing me away.
Whatever happens, babes, and whatever you think .
.
you're the best boyfriend that I've ever had.
Yeah? Yeah.
Where the hell is Ellie? Hello, ladies! Hannah, I just wanted to thank you for making such a fuss of Ina today.
You really brought her out of herself, eh? I'm sure she's told you how hard this anniversary is for her so Yes, thanks, Hannah.
It was really kind of you.
It's my pleasure.
You deserve it.
Well, it's my turn to treat you next.
We could go into town, have a day out.
I'm sure Hannah doesn't want to spend all of her precious free time with you.
I think Hannah can speak for herself.
And Ina has a shop to run.
Well, Saturday, then, when Ronan's inif you can get away.
Yes.
That would be great.
Huh, ladies who lunch, eh? Come on, let's sit you down.
Saturday? Looks like you're going to be the one letting her down.
No, I do understand about procedures, Frank, but I want the results off the SIM card as soon as possible, so put a rush on it, will you? Right, OK.
Keep me posted, eh? Gil! Hi, Ellie.
I came to wish you and Ann Marie a wonderful marriage together.
She's a very lucky woman to have you.
Are youOK? Yeah.
I just wanted to tell you that, whatever happens, I hope you'll be very happy.
Are you trying to tell me something? No, no! Just congratulations and have a nice life together.
Oh, God, Ellie.
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm really sorry.
Y-You can't just You got the bags? In the Jeep.
Got everything cleared up? Yeah, more or less, yeah.
Where are you going? Hospital.
It's the epilepsy.
She's had two more fits already.
You said it was mild! It was, until now.
It must be stress related.
She definitely needs urgent medical attention.
So we'd better go.
What, all four of you? Yeah, one to drive, two to hold her down if she fits again.
She could choke on her own tongue.
Hannah, there's no time.
Can I have a word? Um, we're in a bit of a rush, I'm afraid, Ina.
I just wanted some advice, about what you were saying at lunchtime? I'm sorry, Ina.
Sorry, we'll catch you later.
No worries, it'll keep.
Well, I'll see you tomorrow, eh? I'm not really sure about this leaving her.
Good afternoon.
Detective Sergeant McTear.
You are Frances Mac-fear-son? McPherson.
I'm investigating a drugs syndicate and your mobile phone number has come up in connection with one of the ring leaders.
You what? I don't know anything about drug dealers.
Can you confirm that this is your phone number? My old number.
I lost it a couple of weeks ago, so I upgraded.
Lost it, eh? Well, let's just hope your memory's in working order.
Brandy, please, Sadie.
I heard you had a bit of a close shave with that Health and Safety spot check.
Oh, I thought he'd close us down for sure.
Still, forewarned is forewarned.
He'll be back, that's their tactic.
See if you've carried out everything you've promised.
Eh? That looks expensive, eh? Ah, don't worry, Sadie, it's not your debt any more, is it? In fact, I bet if you'd have known this were to happen a few weeks ago, you'd have upped sticks.
Oh, when I was on my own, maybe.
But I'm not now, am I? No, no, I'm just saying these lasses might not want to shell out that much.
They might want to move on instead.
So where does that leave you? Back at square one.
I'm just saying you might need a contingency plan, eh? Thanks.
Sorry, I've thought about this.
I've got go back.
Don't be daft! Either stop this vehicle or I'll jump out! BRAKES SCREECH She's gone mental! Don't be stupid, Hannah.
We're late as it is.
So go without me.
I'll catch you up.
You'll miss the plane! I can't.
I can't do this to Ina, she needs me.
And I need you to get in the car.
Don't you mess about here! I'm not, I just can't do this to someone hanging on by a thread.
Look, you can post the passport back.
For Christ's sakes, Hannah, Roy's got a hit on us.
You saw what he did to Shoo's ex.
I know this guy.
So go! I'll buy another ticket.
I'll follow you on.
Josie.
Look, I'm Sorry, Hans Aargh! TELEPHONE RINGS 'This is Hope Springs constabulary.
Leave a message if you like.
' ANSWER PHONE BEEPS Gil, it's me.
Look, I'm sorry about this morning, darling.
I don't want to fall out and you're right.
I've been nosy.
I'm going over to see Mum at the hotel later, see if I can't patch things up.
So if you fancy a drink? And I promise I'll be nice to Ellie.
OK? Bye.
ANSWER PHONE BEEPS This is abduction! So press charges! We're only trying to save your life, you stupid cow! Please, think what you're doing.
We don't want to leave without you.
Aargh! She's lost it.
Look, I understand how you feel.
It makes me sick for Ina, too.
But we've got ourselves to look after and we're no good to Ina dead, are we? She just has to look after herself.
She's done all right so far.
So had I, until I took a carving knife out the drawer and stuck it in Jim's gut.
He'll be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
I reckon he deserved it.
You don't understand - I wish I'd killed him! I still do.
Do you think I'm going to let that happen to another woman before my very eyes? I know what I've got to do.
You called this number on the 21st, midday.
We have proof.
Honest, I don't know any drug dealers.
You're looking at ten years in prison, minimum, for concealing evidence of this magnitude.
I'm not concealing anything! I wasn't even here on the 21st.
I was visiting my pal in Glasgow.
Hold on a sec.
I did let a girl borrow my phone on the way there on the bus.
What did she look like? Um, English girl, blonde.
Which bus was you on? Like I said, Glasgow from Inverness.
She got on at the same stop as me, at Loch Brae.
It was an emergency, pet.
I know you're worried and I feel rotten about not believing her, but we must keep busy till we hear something.
Hannah, what's happened? Um, I left them to it, got a cab back.
It didn't seem fair to leave you and Dean on your own.
Where is he? Toilet.
Freshening up for round two with you as the punching bag? You've got to get out, Ina.
It'll only get worse.
Shh.
I'll tell him if you're too scared.
If he touches you one more time You're the one going to make things worse.
So you admit it! Hannahsomething up? I'm just embarrassed, really.
I accidentally took something of Ina's away with me today.
Alison's passport.
I must have picked it up.
I know how much it means to you.
Yeah.
Thanks, Hannah.
Very kind.
C'mon, Ina, we're away.
Yeah.
What, no dessert? No, I better not.
Course you should, sit yourselves back down.
Well, it is your birthday, doll.
OK.
You see what I mean? You've got that one wrong.
Is Shoo going to be OK? Um, oh, I don't know, Dean.
They may have to transfer her to a hospital a bit further away.
I'll keep you posted.
Right.
We've got to go back.
Eh, for Ina?! For Hannah.
For all of us.
I've been thinking about it.
What d'you think she meant when she said, "I know what I've got to do"? The last time she had that look in her eye we all know what happened.
That's how she ended up in the nick.
If she loses it over Euan, we could have a police van picking us up before we even see a plane.
Yeah, you're right.
The thing is with Hannah, you never know what she might do.
I mean, she really hates that Euan.
I'm not surprised.
Well, we're going to miss the plane.
I've searched the whole of Kent, man.
They're nowhere.
Don't you understand? We're talking about three million quid here.
Yeah, I know there's three million at stake, Roy, but it's a dead end, what can I tell you? What do you mean, dead end? It's like they disappeared into thin air.
So what, Marius? You been mucking around for how many weeks, and you still ain't got a Scooby where they are? I hope you ain't messing me around.
You'd better start looking a bit harder.
I'll call you as soon as I've got a lead.
Right, boss, count on it.
I don't want to live in Edinburgh, I've told you.
I need to get away and this place is ours, if we can only pay the deposit.
I'm sorry, but you have to find somewhere that you can afford.
We've got fire doors to be replaced, curtains, mattresses.
Thousands it's going to cost us.
Well, you've got other commitments now.
Oh, yeah, your big house? I don't want you taken advantage of.
The only person taking advantage of me is you.
How dare you say that?! Because it's true! You value a bunch of strangers over your own daughter.
Well, to hell with you! Can I have a glass of water for Ina, Sadie? She's a wee bit pished.
And we all know what can happen when you're pished, eh? You're evil, aren't you? I don't know how I didn't see it before.
Are you OK, Sadie? Oh, families! Who'd have them? Oh, my god! Don't! Don't what? Don'teat too much of that.
It's full of calories.
Yes, I know.
But it's my birthday.
Yes, of course.
Go aheadthen.
No.
I don't think I'll bother.
I want to go home, Euan.
Ina No, you heard my wife.
We're leaving.
You go on ahead, Doll.
I'll settle this.
Heard about that spot check you had the other day.
Yeah.
Sounds very, very expensive.
I was just telling Sadie, actually, they won't stop there.
My offer still stands, Ellie.
I can take this place off your hands.
For the same amount you paid for it, no bills, no sitting tenants, no hassles.
Will you at least think about it, eh? I'd hate to see you struggle.
Yeah.
Call me.
Shoo.
Doctor says she'll be fine.
He gave me an injection, didn't he? You had me worried there.
Yeah? As long as you're back, safe.
See you later.
We're going to have an early night.
Gotta get going first thing.
Ina, I know it's hard, but if you keep taking it Listen, Hannah, I appreciate your concern but please just pretend I didn't say anything.
Please? Where've you been? I know I'm sorry, I was just in the middle of things.
That Ellie's just taken my own mother away from me.
I know, I know, I'm a jealous cow, but I can't help it.
Please don't be mad with me.
I'm not mad, love.
I'm sure you'll make it up with your mum.
As long as I've got you, Gil.
And our baby.
Whatever's gone in the past, the rest of it will be OK.
Our plane'll be taking off just about now.
I'm so sorry.
All that for nothing.
Here, you'd better put those back before those sex maniacs notice.
I've already given mine back to Ina.
I should've known better.
She's not even speaking to me now.
You can't expect someone to change their entire life just like that.
I'm just glad you didn'tyou know.
SHE MIMICS THEME FROM "PSYCHO" I'm not completely stupid any more.
Hey! TV: '.
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been arrested in connection with the murder of London drug dealer Nathan Donovan.
'Damien McFarlane, a drug addict and petty criminal from the Black Hill estate in Glasgow, 'was found in possession of the firearm used to kill Mr Donovan.
' So Marius didn't kill your ex, Shoo.
We're in the clear? Looks like it.
I need a drink.
In his statement, Mr McFarlane claims he found the gun in a bin nearby.
Police are holding him for further questioning.
Have you won the lottery? Just glad to be home safe, like you said.
Ah! I've been thinking, these improvements that need doing, I think I should pay for them.
I've got the money and it's my fault anyway.
I should have had those things done ages ago.
Too right! No! No, you leave your cash safe and sound where it is.
We'll find a way, as long as we got each other.
You mean you don't blame me? No, of course not.
These costs are our problems now.
Don't you dare go touching your nest egg for us.
I'm off, babe.
And just so you know, you're the best girlfriend I ever had 'n'all.
Oh, time, Donal, please! You're going to hurt him one day.
I'm pooped.
Do you mind if you lock up tonight? Yeah, yeah, you go on up, love.
I've still got to check the takings.
Good night! Can we please not have another day like today? I'll drink to that.
Problem is, Ina will have another day like today.
Maybe even worse now I've stuck my nose in.
I wish I could give Euan a taste of his own medicine.
Josie? CAR ALARM WAILS Only thing he saw was stars! Thanks, Josie.
That was a one off, right? We've got to keep our heads down now we're stuck here a bit longer.
Yeah, and we've got a wedding to cater for.
Just as well, if we're going to afford all those improvements.
Where's my money? What money? The money you stole from my mattress.
The 200 grand you pinched from me, while I was worrying myself sick about her! I'll give you ten seconds and I'm calling the police.
Calm down, Sadie.
Nine, eight, seven Ellie? We only borrowed it, Sadie.
I trusted you.
I wanted to help you out.
And all you wanted to do was rip me off! That's not true.
Sadie, I swear Three, two, one.
There's an explanation.
You can "explanation" it to the police.
Oh! Ellie! You can't just You wanna go back to prison? Ooh, Ellie, I don't think this is the right idea.
Someone help me! We've got to stop her.
SHOUTING IN HOTEL Don't worry about me.
Worry? You come up and kiss me.
Hold on.
Me kiss you? Well, yeah.
Er, you kissed me.
Now that Sadie's out of the picture, I'll work on Ellie Williams and that place is ours.
Look, it's not too late to call it off, you know.
No.
We're going ahead as planned.
Marry me, Shoo.
I can't.
Gil, Ellie was saying what a perfect threesome we make.
Eh? What's up? Dean, we need to talk.
He's a hitman.
He's not going to leave any witnesses.
Bye, bye.
I'll pick up the trail.
Well, you'd better.
Can I have a loan of your phone? Ta.
Hi, Nathan.
Do you think I done good? You really got 50 grand? One phone call and then you can go home and tell your mum the happy news.
Call Billy yourself.
I'm not trapping him for you.
Dean nearly got kicked to death and then he gets nicked.
And we just turn our back on him? I don't give a toss about Dean! There's four of us here and we've got bigger problems.
Look, it may be worth you checking a few things out.
Me? You said you wanted to know anything, yeah? Show me the number.
If we're stuffed trying to go legit, we'll have to go back on the con.
Get some more forged ones? Get dead people's passports.
Ellie Williams is a total fraud.
Ah, I was just coming to see you.
Something wrong? Well, you tell me, Ellie.
If that's your real name.
I looked up that pub you said your parents ran in Basildon.
There are three Royal Oaks but your name didn't come up on any.
You looked me up? Yeah, in fact, I couldn't find a single accurate reference to any of you, or anything you've said to date.
I want to know what's going on.
I trusted you.
Obviously not.
Well, do you want to tell me why I should? Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
Just promise not to tell the girls I said.
They think they're finally safe here.
Safe? We changed our names.
We had to.
Four years ago in a refuge for battered women.
SHE SOBS What am I like? Do you know someone in Hope Springs that's passed on? No, no, I just wanted to get away from the throng.
I always find churchyards peaceful.
I wish I did.
Your niece Katie, she's buried with her mother? Yeah, my twin.
Not identical.
She died of a haemorrhage.
That's why we took Katie to live with us.
37 today, Alison would've been.
That means it's your birthday.
I don't bother with all that these days.
Not since this.
I just take a day off from the shop, and like you said, I suppose, reflect.
This is the first place that we've really felt secure.
That's why all the lies.
I feel terrible, Ellie.
It just didn't seem right, like you never existed.
Well, we don't, officially.
There's no paper trail for my ex to follow.
There are things you can do, restraining orders.
Oh, please(!) If he finds me, he'll kill me.
Just let him try.
You going to guard us 24/7? I don't know what to say.
Don't say anything, Gil, please.
If the girls found out we were at risk here, we'd have to move on, and I don't think I can take that.
Don't worry, nobody is going to blow your cover.
Thank you.
You don't know how much this means to me.
Well? There is nothing to report.
It looks like they've got something to hide to me.
For God's sake, Ann Marie! If you're jealous of Ellie Williams, get over it because you are making fools of us both.
I swear, lately, I hardly recognise you.
I'm just stressed about the wedding.
Well, take up your mum's offer to have it at the hotel.
Oh, no, except that would mean Ellie catering, and we can't have that, can we? Course we can! I was just checking to see if they were up to it.
It's make your mind up time, right? Where're you going? I've actually got something real to investigate - a murder.
MOBILE RINGS Well, that sounds promising.
Forget it.
I'm not grave-robbing from Ina.
She's still grieving.
What did my one die of? Car crash.
Buried last week.
Nice.
No.
It's not.
But at least it's legit.
What, stealing dead people's identities? Hardly! OK.
It's as legit as we're gonna get.
Let's be grateful we got a plan.
I'll keep checking the obituaries for me and you.
I'm sure this place is teeming with chicks like me about to cark it.
I'll just help Dean set up for lunch.
I still don't like it.
A boyfriend's a security risk.
I could say the same about you, Ellie.
For a fugitive on the run, it's time you told that local cop to back off.
The more Gil trusts me, the less we have to worry about.
You needn't worry about Shoo.
She wouldn't dare put us at risk again.
PLATE SMASHES Shoo, are you OK? What's wrong? SHE WAILS Dean, get a broom! '.
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Nathan Donovan was found dead last night.
Oh, my God.
Nathan! '.
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early stage but a drugs-related gang murder cannot be ruled out.
' It wasn't drugs killed him, it was me! What are you on about? It was me.
What's happened? Air, that's what she needs.
It's just one of her turns, she'll be fine.
What's wrong with her? A form of mild epilepsy.
What?! It's only mild, it happens from time to time.
No big deal.
Just carry on.
I'm coming with her.
There's a danger you'll make it worse if she sees that you're worried.
I called him when I thought I was on my own again.
I never said nothing about you lot, just that I come into some money.
Go on.
I was that chuffed when he said he'd come up to Glasgow for me.
I caught him nicking the money when I was asleep.
I just flipped.
Where did get the gun? Gun? What gun? No, no, there was never no gun.
No, I smashed him over the head with a glass vase, didn't I? "The victim was found in an alleyway with three gunshots to the back of his head.
" You've led Ellie's psycho husband straight to us! Have an eppie if you want but it's you lot I came back to when I realised he was on the make.
We gotta get out of here today.
Well, where are we supposed to go? Barbados, as planned.
We're not even close to getting our passports.
If we don't have time to get 'em off the dead, we'll have to nick 'em off the living.
But you told me you had something on them.
I thought I did, but Gil's checked it out, and I'll have to accept it.
He's fed up with me now and he's beginning to get suspicious.
So? Just tell him you're looking out for your mum.
That's the truth, isn't it? Who are you trying to kid, Euan? This is about you getting that land and me getting my house.
Look, if those women weren't there, your mum would leave.
She was all ready to go.
All I'm trying to do is You think I don't know? But we've tried, Euan, and it's over, and I'm not jeopardising what I've got with Gil because of that Ellie Williams.
Or one stupid mistake.
Big mistake.
You say anything and I'll deny it.
How about I lend you the money for your house in advance, eh? I don't want your money.
I just want you to leave me alone.
Well, this way I would, eh? You could secure your big, fancy house in Edinburgh, you wouldn't need to see me.
For the minute, just tell Gil you've had a windfall.
Lie again? He'd see right though me.
I think that's a pleasure reserved for me, darling.
Please, Euan.
Find somewhere else to build your holiday homes and leave me, Mum and Gil out of it.
This is mad.
I can't pretend to be Ina, I look nothing like her! You've got brown hair, you're the same age, and now you're chummy with her, you can invite yourself over.
She was crying! Look, we're up against it, Hans.
You're the lucky one! Yeah, it's hard enough to find a dead looky-likey, let alone a real life one.
Um, hello?! Please(!) Good news! Ann Marie said yes to us catering her wedding.
Excellent! How you feeling? It goes as quick as it comes.
Right, we're off.
Off where? The cash and carry.
If we're doing a wedding, we'll have to start planning.
All of you? We've got work to do here.
You need to rest.
I'm fine, honest.
See? Told you it was mild.
Fresh air, that's what she needs.
Well, that Shoo might be able to fool the rest of you but my head doesn't button up the back.
Hmm? Mild epilepsy, my foot.
Right.
Let's find some looky-likies.
What the hell are you doing, boozing your day away? You think guzzling wine's going to bring back your daft sister? I wish she would come back.
Might have the odd laugh now and again.
As opposed to what? A miserable life with me? Well, you said it, Euan.
At least when Alison and Katie were here, I had some company.
I bet you're glad they're dead! HE SLAPS HER I'm going for a round of golf with Cameron's boss.
Find out why that clown Gil's still in a job.
This is the thanks I get, eh? For trying to help find your niece's killer? DOOR SLAMS CAR STARTS, DRIVES AWAY Hannah! Come in.
Are you all right, Ina? Oh, don't mind me.
It's like I said, this day always hits me hard.
I've brought you a little birthday lunch.
I thought you deserved some pampering.
I hope you don't mind.
I don't know, Hannah, it's not a great time.
All the more reason to share it with a friend, eh? Oh, what the hell! You're right.
There's no point wallowing, eh? Take a seat.
A bottle of champagne, and I've baked you a cake.
Oh, how lovely! Ina? Your face.
Eh? Oh, it's all that daft blubbing I've been doing.
I'll put some make-up on.
Don't want to scare you away.
Not now I know you've got champagne with you.
Did Euan do it? My husband used to hit me.
I put up with it for nine years.
It was the biggest mistake of my life.
Euan's always been a VERY good husband to me.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
Oh, you didn't offend me, but you would, if you said it to him.
He'd be very upset.
Of course I won't.
So you've got the wrong end of the swizzle stick there.
I'm just upset about my sister, now that's the end of it.
I'd love to see a picture of her.
Would you? In that case, you pour the fizz and I'll go upstairs and get my box.
She kinda looks like me, right height, right hair She's Japanese, Shoo.
Bingo.
What do you reckon? Umm.
You take the Jeep, I'll see you back at the hotel.
Come on.
We got to keep on looking.
I've kept all her bits and bobs, and Katie's.
Stupid things, really.
Da, da! Blotches gone.
I even put some lippy on for you.
Nice fabric.
You'll think it's daft, really, but it's the only photograph of her I've got.
What d'you reckon? Yeah, it's not bad, for kiddie food.
Store detective.
Yeah, she was checkin' us out earlier.
We haven't even done nothing.
We have been here three hours, Shoo.
Excuse me, girls.
Could you come with me? TANNOY: 'Security to the office, please.
' That's another one of Katie.
Last summer.
Pretty girl.
Mmm.
She was a wee minx, to be honest with you.
But what can you expect, losing her mum so young? I loved having her around, though.
Another girl in this house full of men.
Me and Euan.
You look amazing! Look at those shoulder pads! I had money to spend then.
Now it's all tied up.
But I suppose Euan can thank me for that, setting him up in his own firm.
I'm sure there's a lot of things he should thank you for, shouldn't he? Mrs Munroe? Yes? You have been selected at random from Cosmos loyalty card customers to take part in our prizewinning quiz.
All you have to do is answer three simple questions, and provided you can prove you are Rhona Munroe, you could win £1,000! Oh, aye.
Give all your details, win a pile of nothing and get junk mail for the rest of your life? There's no catch, I can assure you.
My most treasured possession.
Maybe that's why I warm to you, you're so like her.
More so than I am, and I'm her twin.
To Alison.
Cheers.
Ready? First question.
Right.
What is the capital of England? London! Correct.
Number two.
What is the capital of Scotland? Oh Oh, God.
The capital of Scotland.
Yeah Gads, what is the capital of Scotland? Scotland, where you live.
Well, it's either Glasgow or Edinburgh.
Uh-huh, yes, Scotland.
You live here.
I know, I know! Oh, how embarrassing.
No, take your time.
Scotland Capital is Oh, let me think.
Just take your time, it's OK, take your time.
Get me - half sozzled and boring you with all my bits and pieces.
We haven't even had any of your lovely cake yet.
You cut us a slice, eh? And I'll hide this somewhere.
You're back.
Where's Ellie? She needs to look at this estimate.
She had some other things to do.
She'll be back later.
I can see very little evidence of you lot wanting to make a go of this place.
Well, disappearing, the lot of you, leaving Dean and me here on our own.
Least we're back, eh? Good, because that couple over there want the beef fillet in the red wine jus.
What, like, you mean we've got to cook? Well, Hannah's upped sticks and left, hasn't she? And I'm off to have my lunch.
Right, well, they'll get what they're given from the chippy.
Oh, ah, and Glasgow was the City of Culture a while back.
Take a guess.
Just pick anything that comes into your head.
Oh, God.
OK Glasgow! Glasgow? Correct! I thought I was going to have a heart attack there.
Me too, Rhona, me too.
Well done, you've just won yourself £1,000! If you can just get your passport so I can verify your identity.
I thought you said three questions.
Oh, what am I like? I should let you win for being so honest.
Go on, just ask me, get it over with, go on.
Right.
Who stars as the main pirate in the movie Pirates Of The Caribbean? I haven't seen it.
Yes, you have.
I mean, you must have.
Come on, think about it.
I've heard of it, right enough.
You've seen it.
The main pirate.
The main one, the dark one, the American.
Good looking.
He based the character on that Rolling Stoner, you know, Keith Richards? Who? Keith Richards! OK, OK, OK.
"My name's Captain Jack.
"Where's the rum, me hearties?" Who played him? I don't know! Yes, you do, you do! Johnny Depp.
I watched it last night.
Correct! Oh, Greg! What's all this, then? Thanks to you, your mum has just won £1,000! I was picked for a prize quiz from the cash and carry.
Three questions capital of England, London, capital of Scotland, Glasgow The capital of Scotland is Edinburgh.
No, it's not.
Aye, it is.
I just done a report on it for my last school project.
There you go.
Simple, but dead good.
Mmm.
So you say.
"So you say.
" Hope they choke on it! The fuss they made over their lager.
You'd think, being Irish, they'd be a bit more humble, but not a bit of it.
And we've got them for another two days.
They're booked in? More's the pity.
Shoo.
Look, I know we've both got responsibilities at work an' that.
But I'm your boyfriend, right? Well, yeah.
You don't sound that sure.
Yeah, sure I'm sure.
We said to Ellie, didn't we? No, no.
I said to Ellie.
But I'm starting to wonder cos every time one of your mates says jump Sorry, Dean.
So I was thinking, you did that Irish accent well good.
Cheers.
So how's this? IRISH ACCENT: "Oi'll have a pint of Guinness, to be sure.
" Well, you'll have to pay for it.
No, don't you get it? There's two passports sitting right there.
He's a bloke! Yeah, well, we've got to try.
"Re-established in 1999, the Scottish Parliament, based in the capital city of Edinburgh.
" See? I told you.
Head Office must've had an off day.
What do I know anyway, I'm from Essex.
Still, the good news is you're within the time limit.
Three correct answers.
So I just need to check your passport and the money's yours.
Oh, wait a minute.
I got two out of three right, I'm the one who should get the money.
Oh, well, right enough, son, to be fair You have to have left school.
I have.
You have to have your own passport.
I do.
You have to be over 16.
I'm 17.
It says so on my passport.
Aye, you go and fetch it, darling.
That's £1,000 towards your student loan.
Bright.
Mmm.
Do you mind if I use your loo? LAUGHTER TOILET FLUSHES Look, I didn't want to have to tell you this, but your mum wasn't picked at random.
A friend put her name forward as a deserving mum.
What for? They thought she deserved a treat because of her her illness.
Illness? I don't know about any illness.
It's curable, don't worry.
But why would she have never said, then? It must be serious.
I don't wanna say too much, out of respect.
I'll give her it.
Every penny.
No, no, you can't.
Cosmos won't hand out the money if it's not in her name because of the deserving mum scheme.
It's complicated, I know, but trust me, it has got to be her.
Mum.
She'll be fine, love.
Just, er, just don't say anything, will you? Cos her friend said she didn't want anyone to know.
GROANS OF PASSION If that's what the rules are, you don't have to twist my arm! I love you so much, Mum! I should win a grand more often, eh? There you go.
Oops! I'll, er, leave you to it, shall I? Mum.
What's wrong with you? I played a round of golf with your Super this morning and your name came up in conversation.
Just thought you should know.
You must be dead chuffed about the SIM card? From Billy's mobile, didn't he tell you? I thought it got stolen? No, we found it in the end.
Yeah, it's off for forensic analysis as we speak.
Couple of weeks, we'll have a result.
I thought you'd be pleased.
Regardless of what you think of me, it could hold all the answers.
Well, I am.
Of course I'm pleased.
I'm just well, shocked I suppose.
I thought it was gone for good.
But that's great news, aye, great news.
I know how angry you were when it went missing.
And it's definitely Billy McKenzie's SIM card? It's not certain, but Maybe I'll just not tell Ina right now, till you're sure, eh? No, agreed, she's had enough false hope.
Sadie? Oh, welcome back.
Where is everyone? Playing hide and seek for all I know.
Just like you, all afternoon.
You know Ina Harries? Do you ever get the impression I mean, I was wondering whether she and Euan Do you think Euan ever hits her? What?! You think she's one of those battered wives? What's that about battered wives? I was just wondering about Ina.
I paid her a visit today.
Ina's got a bit of a gob on her when she's been drinking.
She's more likely to be battering him.
And I wouldn't blame her if she did.
And she will not hear a bad word about him, I can assure you.
Right.
And, anyway, what are you doing visiting Ina when you've got a hotel to run? Sadie, why don't you take the rest of the evening off.
Grab yourself a coffee and a sit down.
Yeah.
(And how about a happy pill while you're at it?) Well? Result.
You? Well, not Ina's, her sister's.
Her most treasured possession.
I feel sick about it.
Where's Beavis and Butthead? I haven't seen them.
Well, they better hurry up.
I stopped by the travel agents.
There's a 7:30 flight from Glasgow.
I booked us tickets.
Ellie, about Ina I'm sure Euan's beating her.
I know the signs.
Well, that's awful but, Hannah, you just can't get involved.
Where the hell have you two been? Room four.
They're in the shower.
OK? So how come Cameron's got that SIM card? I don't know.
Christ's sake, Ronan, I'm trying to protect you here! It's all a mess.
I never meant to BUT YOU DID! Is everything OK? Where have you been? I'm sorry.
I wasn't feeling well, so I went upstairs for a lie down.
I'll get the supper on now, eh? Don't worry about me, I'm going out.
Ronan? You trying to make a point or something? No, I didn't mean that.
I've just had a sore head, that's all.
Hannah from the hotel came round.
She brought a bottle of champagne.
You called Hannah? No, she just turned up.
For my birthday.
Euan, I never said anything.
OK, OK, back up, love.
It's just I don't want anybody stealing my thunder.
I was going to take you out for your birthday.
You don't have to.
To be honest I'm not feeling Don't have to? I want to.
Why don't you go and do your face and we'll show 'em a birthday, eh? Thanks, darling, OK.
I'll be right down.
We're flying separately, right? We've got to give it a go, we've got no choice.
She can wear sunnies, I can put me hair up.
Not far off.
Not in the brain department.
It's a stupid name, innit, Ra-hona? Right, 20 minutes, we'll meet out in reception.
Just bring what you need.
Flip-flops and a thong! Oh, wait, wait, so Dean's going to cover the suppers.
He's really coming on in the kitchen.
He's coming on in the caravan! Who cares about suppers? We're leaving.
I care! We've left enough unfinished business in this village, so humour me.
You all right? So you've got time for me now? Aye, well, don't let me keep you.
Dean.
I've have had enough part-timers in my life.
My dad, my brother.
I really like you but if you're not interested I am! I I really What? I just wish that I'd met you before.
Do you know what I mean? So we met now.
That's what I'm trying to say.
You keep pushing me away.
Whatever happens, babes, and whatever you think .
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you're the best boyfriend that I've ever had.
Yeah? Yeah.
Where the hell is Ellie? Hello, ladies! Hannah, I just wanted to thank you for making such a fuss of Ina today.
You really brought her out of herself, eh? I'm sure she's told you how hard this anniversary is for her so Yes, thanks, Hannah.
It was really kind of you.
It's my pleasure.
You deserve it.
Well, it's my turn to treat you next.
We could go into town, have a day out.
I'm sure Hannah doesn't want to spend all of her precious free time with you.
I think Hannah can speak for herself.
And Ina has a shop to run.
Well, Saturday, then, when Ronan's inif you can get away.
Yes.
That would be great.
Huh, ladies who lunch, eh? Come on, let's sit you down.
Saturday? Looks like you're going to be the one letting her down.
No, I do understand about procedures, Frank, but I want the results off the SIM card as soon as possible, so put a rush on it, will you? Right, OK.
Keep me posted, eh? Gil! Hi, Ellie.
I came to wish you and Ann Marie a wonderful marriage together.
She's a very lucky woman to have you.
Are youOK? Yeah.
I just wanted to tell you that, whatever happens, I hope you'll be very happy.
Are you trying to tell me something? No, no! Just congratulations and have a nice life together.
Oh, God, Ellie.
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm really sorry.
Y-You can't just You got the bags? In the Jeep.
Got everything cleared up? Yeah, more or less, yeah.
Where are you going? Hospital.
It's the epilepsy.
She's had two more fits already.
You said it was mild! It was, until now.
It must be stress related.
She definitely needs urgent medical attention.
So we'd better go.
What, all four of you? Yeah, one to drive, two to hold her down if she fits again.
She could choke on her own tongue.
Hannah, there's no time.
Can I have a word? Um, we're in a bit of a rush, I'm afraid, Ina.
I just wanted some advice, about what you were saying at lunchtime? I'm sorry, Ina.
Sorry, we'll catch you later.
No worries, it'll keep.
Well, I'll see you tomorrow, eh? I'm not really sure about this leaving her.
Good afternoon.
Detective Sergeant McTear.
You are Frances Mac-fear-son? McPherson.
I'm investigating a drugs syndicate and your mobile phone number has come up in connection with one of the ring leaders.
You what? I don't know anything about drug dealers.
Can you confirm that this is your phone number? My old number.
I lost it a couple of weeks ago, so I upgraded.
Lost it, eh? Well, let's just hope your memory's in working order.
Brandy, please, Sadie.
I heard you had a bit of a close shave with that Health and Safety spot check.
Oh, I thought he'd close us down for sure.
Still, forewarned is forewarned.
He'll be back, that's their tactic.
See if you've carried out everything you've promised.
Eh? That looks expensive, eh? Ah, don't worry, Sadie, it's not your debt any more, is it? In fact, I bet if you'd have known this were to happen a few weeks ago, you'd have upped sticks.
Oh, when I was on my own, maybe.
But I'm not now, am I? No, no, I'm just saying these lasses might not want to shell out that much.
They might want to move on instead.
So where does that leave you? Back at square one.
I'm just saying you might need a contingency plan, eh? Thanks.
Sorry, I've thought about this.
I've got go back.
Don't be daft! Either stop this vehicle or I'll jump out! BRAKES SCREECH She's gone mental! Don't be stupid, Hannah.
We're late as it is.
So go without me.
I'll catch you up.
You'll miss the plane! I can't.
I can't do this to Ina, she needs me.
And I need you to get in the car.
Don't you mess about here! I'm not, I just can't do this to someone hanging on by a thread.
Look, you can post the passport back.
For Christ's sakes, Hannah, Roy's got a hit on us.
You saw what he did to Shoo's ex.
I know this guy.
So go! I'll buy another ticket.
I'll follow you on.
Josie.
Look, I'm Sorry, Hans Aargh! TELEPHONE RINGS 'This is Hope Springs constabulary.
Leave a message if you like.
' ANSWER PHONE BEEPS Gil, it's me.
Look, I'm sorry about this morning, darling.
I don't want to fall out and you're right.
I've been nosy.
I'm going over to see Mum at the hotel later, see if I can't patch things up.
So if you fancy a drink? And I promise I'll be nice to Ellie.
OK? Bye.
ANSWER PHONE BEEPS This is abduction! So press charges! We're only trying to save your life, you stupid cow! Please, think what you're doing.
We don't want to leave without you.
Aargh! She's lost it.
Look, I understand how you feel.
It makes me sick for Ina, too.
But we've got ourselves to look after and we're no good to Ina dead, are we? She just has to look after herself.
She's done all right so far.
So had I, until I took a carving knife out the drawer and stuck it in Jim's gut.
He'll be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
I reckon he deserved it.
You don't understand - I wish I'd killed him! I still do.
Do you think I'm going to let that happen to another woman before my very eyes? I know what I've got to do.
You called this number on the 21st, midday.
We have proof.
Honest, I don't know any drug dealers.
You're looking at ten years in prison, minimum, for concealing evidence of this magnitude.
I'm not concealing anything! I wasn't even here on the 21st.
I was visiting my pal in Glasgow.
Hold on a sec.
I did let a girl borrow my phone on the way there on the bus.
What did she look like? Um, English girl, blonde.
Which bus was you on? Like I said, Glasgow from Inverness.
She got on at the same stop as me, at Loch Brae.
It was an emergency, pet.
I know you're worried and I feel rotten about not believing her, but we must keep busy till we hear something.
Hannah, what's happened? Um, I left them to it, got a cab back.
It didn't seem fair to leave you and Dean on your own.
Where is he? Toilet.
Freshening up for round two with you as the punching bag? You've got to get out, Ina.
It'll only get worse.
Shh.
I'll tell him if you're too scared.
If he touches you one more time You're the one going to make things worse.
So you admit it! Hannahsomething up? I'm just embarrassed, really.
I accidentally took something of Ina's away with me today.
Alison's passport.
I must have picked it up.
I know how much it means to you.
Yeah.
Thanks, Hannah.
Very kind.
C'mon, Ina, we're away.
Yeah.
What, no dessert? No, I better not.
Course you should, sit yourselves back down.
Well, it is your birthday, doll.
OK.
You see what I mean? You've got that one wrong.
Is Shoo going to be OK? Um, oh, I don't know, Dean.
They may have to transfer her to a hospital a bit further away.
I'll keep you posted.
Right.
We've got to go back.
Eh, for Ina?! For Hannah.
For all of us.
I've been thinking about it.
What d'you think she meant when she said, "I know what I've got to do"? The last time she had that look in her eye we all know what happened.
That's how she ended up in the nick.
If she loses it over Euan, we could have a police van picking us up before we even see a plane.
Yeah, you're right.
The thing is with Hannah, you never know what she might do.
I mean, she really hates that Euan.
I'm not surprised.
Well, we're going to miss the plane.
I've searched the whole of Kent, man.
They're nowhere.
Don't you understand? We're talking about three million quid here.
Yeah, I know there's three million at stake, Roy, but it's a dead end, what can I tell you? What do you mean, dead end? It's like they disappeared into thin air.
So what, Marius? You been mucking around for how many weeks, and you still ain't got a Scooby where they are? I hope you ain't messing me around.
You'd better start looking a bit harder.
I'll call you as soon as I've got a lead.
Right, boss, count on it.
I don't want to live in Edinburgh, I've told you.
I need to get away and this place is ours, if we can only pay the deposit.
I'm sorry, but you have to find somewhere that you can afford.
We've got fire doors to be replaced, curtains, mattresses.
Thousands it's going to cost us.
Well, you've got other commitments now.
Oh, yeah, your big house? I don't want you taken advantage of.
The only person taking advantage of me is you.
How dare you say that?! Because it's true! You value a bunch of strangers over your own daughter.
Well, to hell with you! Can I have a glass of water for Ina, Sadie? She's a wee bit pished.
And we all know what can happen when you're pished, eh? You're evil, aren't you? I don't know how I didn't see it before.
Are you OK, Sadie? Oh, families! Who'd have them? Oh, my god! Don't! Don't what? Don'teat too much of that.
It's full of calories.
Yes, I know.
But it's my birthday.
Yes, of course.
Go aheadthen.
No.
I don't think I'll bother.
I want to go home, Euan.
Ina No, you heard my wife.
We're leaving.
You go on ahead, Doll.
I'll settle this.
Heard about that spot check you had the other day.
Yeah.
Sounds very, very expensive.
I was just telling Sadie, actually, they won't stop there.
My offer still stands, Ellie.
I can take this place off your hands.
For the same amount you paid for it, no bills, no sitting tenants, no hassles.
Will you at least think about it, eh? I'd hate to see you struggle.
Yeah.
Call me.
Shoo.
Doctor says she'll be fine.
He gave me an injection, didn't he? You had me worried there.
Yeah? As long as you're back, safe.
See you later.
We're going to have an early night.
Gotta get going first thing.
Ina, I know it's hard, but if you keep taking it Listen, Hannah, I appreciate your concern but please just pretend I didn't say anything.
Please? Where've you been? I know I'm sorry, I was just in the middle of things.
That Ellie's just taken my own mother away from me.
I know, I know, I'm a jealous cow, but I can't help it.
Please don't be mad with me.
I'm not mad, love.
I'm sure you'll make it up with your mum.
As long as I've got you, Gil.
And our baby.
Whatever's gone in the past, the rest of it will be OK.
Our plane'll be taking off just about now.
I'm so sorry.
All that for nothing.
Here, you'd better put those back before those sex maniacs notice.
I've already given mine back to Ina.
I should've known better.
She's not even speaking to me now.
You can't expect someone to change their entire life just like that.
I'm just glad you didn'tyou know.
SHE MIMICS THEME FROM "PSYCHO" I'm not completely stupid any more.
Hey! TV: '.
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been arrested in connection with the murder of London drug dealer Nathan Donovan.
'Damien McFarlane, a drug addict and petty criminal from the Black Hill estate in Glasgow, 'was found in possession of the firearm used to kill Mr Donovan.
' So Marius didn't kill your ex, Shoo.
We're in the clear? Looks like it.
I need a drink.
In his statement, Mr McFarlane claims he found the gun in a bin nearby.
Police are holding him for further questioning.
Have you won the lottery? Just glad to be home safe, like you said.
Ah! I've been thinking, these improvements that need doing, I think I should pay for them.
I've got the money and it's my fault anyway.
I should have had those things done ages ago.
Too right! No! No, you leave your cash safe and sound where it is.
We'll find a way, as long as we got each other.
You mean you don't blame me? No, of course not.
These costs are our problems now.
Don't you dare go touching your nest egg for us.
I'm off, babe.
And just so you know, you're the best girlfriend I ever had 'n'all.
Oh, time, Donal, please! You're going to hurt him one day.
I'm pooped.
Do you mind if you lock up tonight? Yeah, yeah, you go on up, love.
I've still got to check the takings.
Good night! Can we please not have another day like today? I'll drink to that.
Problem is, Ina will have another day like today.
Maybe even worse now I've stuck my nose in.
I wish I could give Euan a taste of his own medicine.
Josie? CAR ALARM WAILS Only thing he saw was stars! Thanks, Josie.
That was a one off, right? We've got to keep our heads down now we're stuck here a bit longer.
Yeah, and we've got a wedding to cater for.
Just as well, if we're going to afford all those improvements.
Where's my money? What money? The money you stole from my mattress.
The 200 grand you pinched from me, while I was worrying myself sick about her! I'll give you ten seconds and I'm calling the police.
Calm down, Sadie.
Nine, eight, seven Ellie? We only borrowed it, Sadie.
I trusted you.
I wanted to help you out.
And all you wanted to do was rip me off! That's not true.
Sadie, I swear Three, two, one.
There's an explanation.
You can "explanation" it to the police.
Oh! Ellie! You can't just You wanna go back to prison? Ooh, Ellie, I don't think this is the right idea.
Someone help me! We've got to stop her.
SHOUTING IN HOTEL Don't worry about me.
Worry? You come up and kiss me.
Hold on.
Me kiss you? Well, yeah.
Er, you kissed me.
Now that Sadie's out of the picture, I'll work on Ellie Williams and that place is ours.
Look, it's not too late to call it off, you know.
No.
We're going ahead as planned.
Marry me, Shoo.
I can't.
Gil, Ellie was saying what a perfect threesome we make.
Eh? What's up? Dean, we need to talk.
He's a hitman.
He's not going to leave any witnesses.
Bye, bye.