Jashin-chan Dropkick (Dropkick On My Devil!) (2018) s01e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
1
My Dream for the Future
P
e
r
s
This is hard
What, you're actually studying?
Lame!
I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong
against the young and the weak is a lot lamer.
Smart-aleck devil
Why not take a break and have some tea?
Ja
Yay! Fujike cakes!
Fujike
Here, smart-aleck devil.
You can have some, too.
Smart-aleck devil
You know, after all that big talk,
you didn't do any dropkicks last episode.
So it really is title fraud?
Seems that way
Let's change the title.
What?!
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
Smart-Aleck Devil
Smart-aleck devil
Hey, Yurine-chan.
Smart-Aleck Devil
Smart-aleck devil
Smart-aleck devil
I have to write a paper on
the theme of "the future me."
What do you think I should write about?
Well
Is there anything you'd like
to become in the future?
What I'd like to become?
A pencil cap!
I know you can do it.
Go for it.
Go for it
Go for it
Be serious, Per-chan.
There must be something.
Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom?
Why not just write that, then?
Oh
"The future me," huh?
I wrote about that a long time ago, too.
What did you write?
"A dictator."
I wrote that I would kill all who defied me,
and create the Yurine
Kingdom, a paradise on Earth,
inhabited only by those
who swore loyalty to me.
That's so cool!
The Yurine Kingdom?
Hang on, that's no joke!
If she really created that kingdom,
she might invade Hell itself
one day and try to take over!
This psychopath's thinking
dangerous thoughts.
I can't allow her to live.
Well, then!
I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready.
I think I'll make pickled
veggies for today's side dish.
This daikon is perfectly pickled!
Chop, chop, chop, chop
And a chop for Yurine!
Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec.
'Kay.
Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
Um
A kick, you say?
Flump
Flump
Pfft
Pfft
You moron!
That's what you get for tryin' to kick me
on a tatami floor wearing socks!
What a moron!
This isn't good
You're just a smart-aleck devil.
A smart-aleck devil has
the gall to laugh at me?
Gaaaah
My back! My back!
Let me down!
I always wanted to run a butcher shop.
The more you struggle,
the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in.
Let me down! Please!
Jashin-chan, keep it down!
I can't concentrate on my paper!
Hanazono Butcher Shop
Hello!
So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
I want snake!
Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake.
They don't?
We do.
Flop, flop! Flop, flop!
After my national health
insurance payment for this month,
I don't have any spending money left!
What's wrong with this country?!
National Health Insurance
There's the national pension,
Tokyo residential tax, ward tax
National Pension
Tokyo Residential Tax
Ward Tax
And when you buy anything,
there's a consumption tax, too!
Consumption Tax
Why is it so hard to live in this country?!
That's how Japan is,
World Sports Festival
Leap beyond
the summit!
but they say holding the
World Sports Festival here
will boost the economy by trillions of yen!
This will won't
be on the test
X
Plus, all who volunteer as event staff
will receive a prepaid card with
1,000 yen on it for every work day!
That's 1,000 yen per day,
even though you're volunteering!
How generous is that?! So generous!
World Sports Festival
Seeking Volunteers
And for all who participate?!
A free prepaid
card with 1,000
yen per day!!
A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day
for doing volunteer work
in the hot midsummer sun?
1,000 yen for a whole day's work
What a bounty!
1,000 yen isn't even
worth calling a side hustle!
And Hell will be coming to
collect my taxes pretty soon, too
I'll make more money by playing pachinko.
What's
What are you doing here, Pino?
I'm working as the custodian here.
You got a job as a custodian in
the building where the devils live?
You must be plotting something.
Yes!
I knew it!
Well, not that I care,
but Pekola-sama was worried about you.
Well, I'm right here,
so you can tell her not to worry.
Tell her yourself.
I'm busy, you know.
What a brat
Even back in Heaven,
I never really liked you.
Hey
What're you two angels having
such a friendly chat about?
Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this!
Meat and Potatoes
Meat
and
Potatoes
Meat and Potatoes?
What? I re-read volume 4 of
the manga! I know that's right!
Rewatch the anime!
I mean, that's fine too, but
Volume 4
Volume
Four
By the way, you two,
do you pay your national health
insurance payments in the human realm?
I told you to stay out of this!
Come on, answer me.
Just answer me, mister!
Who else do we call "mister"?
Here.
Okure
Hmm, how about it?
Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine!
I pay mine, too.
Good for you two!
Clap
I wonder if Pekola does.
I'll ask her next time I see her.
But man, it really sucks, doesn't it?
Having to pay national health
insurance and everything else
in both Hell and the human realm
You guys pay for both too, right?
There are no taxes in Heaven.
N-No taxes?! Is that place
paradise or something?!
Oh. I guess it is.
That sounds awesome!
Maybe I should move to Heaven!
Funny, right?!
Genesis
Hey, you have ramen!
That's for a delivery!
The plastic wrap on these ramen
bowls has a certain bounciness.
It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it?
Hey!
Chow time.
Chow
time
No one said you could eat that!
What even brought this on?
Ramen's so good!
I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen!
Oh, Poporon-chan!
The delivery was taking a while,
so I got worried and came to check on you.
Genesis
Jashin-chan is eating our ramen!
Her
second
bowl
Hey! That's our lunch you're eating!
Sorry about that. I'll make
something for you instead.
You two are gonna eat some, too, right?
Here you go! Jashin-chan's
special omelet rice!
Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best!
Had two bowls of
ramen, still eating
omelet rice
It's not as good as our chef's cooking,
but it's not bad.
I'm not sure how I ended up sitting
down for a meal with devils.
But it is delicious.
If you're going to live in the human realm,
you'll just have to get used to this.
This is seriously good, Jashin-chan!
For sure!
I'm telling you, my omelet
rice is the best in the world!
Totally! I could eat it forever!
It's delicious
Right?
Yeah!
After this, a swimsuit episode!
All of the fan service!
Can you believe it?!
I won a one-day private beach party
in the shopping district lottery yet again!
Huh? What am I talking about?
Any Dropkick newbies asking that
need to buy the disc release of
season 1 and watch episode 12 right now!
Dropkick
on My Devil!
Blu-ray
2nd Box
I won't let anyone say they
don't know what happened!
I owe it all to my cultists!
Right, Tajiri?
M-My name isn't Tajiri!
Jashin-chan has legs!
Hey, you're right.
I figured I should enjoy the beach
in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today.
Hello!
Delivery for you!
Tangan-chan!
Ooh, did I level up
without realizing again?
No, it's nothing like that.
Our records show that you squished
a mayfly with your elbow recently.
Dig, dig
Squish
It's not quite a reward, but this is for you.
Satan's
Tears
It's this stuff.
Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
For real? Over a little mayfly?
Wow, how thoughtful!
I had plans to go to the beach!
Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen!
Gross! It stinks even worse than last time!
It was in storage,
so it's past its expiration date.
Even though it was only a mayfly,
Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift.
I'll be taking my leave now!
That's what happened.
So I drank that stinky-ass
potion to grow legs again!
Don't I look awesome?
Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan!
No.
It's lame that you destroyed the character
that you'd built yourself up as.
I prefer you with your
usual gross lower half.
Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas!
Gross Lower Half!
Gross Lower Half!
Gross Lower Half!
Gross Lower Half!
Pfft
Pfft
Pfft
That's it! Today, this bitch dies!
Okay, I'll watch our stuff.
You guys can go have fun.
No one's around.
You don't need to watch our stuff.
I don't want to get a sunburn.
Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up!
Tajiri
She's not giving us much choice.
Honestly, I never expected
you to come with us.
I only came because
I happened to be off work.
All right! We're gonna swim, too!
Yeah!
Will my inner tube be okay?
I hope it doesn't pop
Take that!
Cut it out!
You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian?
No, I'll pass.
Join us, Medusa!
Sorry for dragging you along.
Here we go!
Falling Leaf!
Shiver
Shiver
Ahhh
Ahhh
W-Wai—
Jashin-chan, you didn't!
Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking!
I can't understand it.
How can angels and devils have fun together?
Oh, no! Leg cramp!
When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven,
Hilarious!
she absolutely detested devils.
Pekola-chan, are you okay?
Poporon, too.
Being around Jashin-chan
and the rest changes you.
Lots of new faces keep showing up,
whether they're angels or devils.
It makes every day so lively
that even I can't help but enjoy it.
You might find yourself changing, too.
All that swimming wore me out.
I cut up some watermelon for everyone.
Yay!
Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean?
I don't know, did I?
You should stop doing dumb things
and act like a girl for a change.
Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun!
Splat
Splat
That's disgusting.
Want me to plant this seed inside you
and grow watermelons in your body?
Eep!
Eep!
It'll suck all the nutrients out of
you and give us a lovely watermelon.
Ice
Ice here!
Ice
Ice
Anyone need some ice?
Yusa! Koji!
What?
Oh, look. You're all here.
You're doing business even out here?
Yes.
But there's no one at this beach,
so we haven't sold a thing.
Probably because it's a private beach.
Since they're here, do you
guys want some shaved ice?
I do!
Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year.
Ice
We have crushed ice now.
Ice
Ice
Ice
Ice
Why?
We made a fortune with
our fluffy shaved ice last year,
so we thought we'd try
the opposite this year.
That's quite a bold change of direction.
Hey, Koji, I think you
got a little too much sun.
The melanin increase is
making moles pop up all over you!
Jashin-chan.
What? You want to break a watermelon?
I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon.
But since we did come
all the way to the beach,
it'd be nice to at least
enjoy the feel of it, right?
D-Don't do it!
I'd be happy to wait until
a watermelon grows inside your body,
but we don't have that
kind of time, so this will do.
Whoa, Koji!
That's the kind of thing
I'd kill you to have!
Now, let's put your blindfold on.
Not me! You're supposed to
blindfold the one with the sword!
Wait This is one of those things
good kids shouldn't try at home.
A little to the right!
Straight ahead!
She can see, you idiots!
Wait
D-Don't Don't!
Don't do it!
Hey, what's that?!
You can't even see anything.
Did you think she'd fall
for a basic ruse like that?
Go on. Finish it in one blow.
It's my mind's eye!
I can see it with my mind's eye!
Wh-What?
Something really is drifting this way.
What is that?
What is it?
A coffin?
Oh, wow. It's a juicy one.
Hey, all of you! At least glance over here!
Hey! Are you listening?!
Hey! Look over here, I said!
Well, we should get back to selling ice now.
Okay. See you later.
Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it!
They pulled it up
onto the beach
Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean?
Is there someone inside it?
Hello?
Knock
Knock
Knock
Knock
Th-There is someone inside!
Damn that Koji!
Next time I see her,
I'll make her pay for that!
Sh-She's strong like, really strong
Sinking
into the sand
Damn it, let go of me!
Ow!
Chomp
Chomp
Chomp
Cut that out!
Getting bitten by a monster like you
could give me some weird disease!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Wahahahaha
Wahahahaha
Wahahahaha
Wahahahaha
Nom
"Could give me some weird disease," she says!
Nom
Quit laughing and help me!
Hey!
Let go of Jashin-chan!
Grab
Grab
Grab
She's really strong
Someone who's evenly matched with Minos
Nnnngh
She's incredible.
I
I broke into pieces
Help
It looks like super glue did the trick.
Sorry for attacking you out of the blue.
I thought you were an enemy.
Save the sudden attacks for steak!
I come from Hell China.
I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi.
Jiangshi?
The things that hop around and go still
when you slap a talisman on them?
Slap
The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong?
Slap
Oh, I know what those are.
The Taiwanese drama version
starred a pretty young girl and
a chubby boy with a bowl cut.
Did you know they were actually siblings?
I did not, and I don't care, either.
They were low-ranked jiangshi.
I'm high-ranked, so I can
act on my own free will.
Why did you come to the
human realm, Kyon-Kyon?
I'm glad you asked!
I want to be a human!
Huh?
One of the higher-ups in Hell China
said that if I do good deeds and
act in a way that's helpful to humans,
I can become a human one day!
No way, that's not happening.
Your higher-ups pulled one over on you.
As if a jiangshi who's already dead
could actually become a human!
But I came here because
that's what I was told
Why do you want to be a human?
I love humans!
Where are all of you going after this?
To Tokyo.
Tokyo, huh?
Tokyo has lots of humans.
Maybe there's something
I can do to be helpful!
Please take me with you!
Sure.
I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway.
Xie xie!
Um
Jashin-chan is acting strange
Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi.
It's because I bit her earlier
I'm sorry.
Pfft
Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,
she'll be back to normal in no time!
Jashin-chan, wait!
Being bitten by a jiangshi
turns one into a jiangshi.
This is unrelated to the saying,
"A mummy hunter becomes a mummy."
Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap?
What's this? The prelude
to a natural disaster?
I thought I should be the pillow
for once! Come on!
O-Okay, then
Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan.
But the scales are a bit rough
If you're gonna complain, forget it!
No, I'm really happy that
you're lending me your lap.
O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then.
You can pee yourself with
excitement if you want.
I'm not going to do that.
My Dream for the Future
P
e
r
s
This is hard
What, you're actually studying?
Lame!
I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong
against the young and the weak is a lot lamer.
Smart-aleck devil
Why not take a break and have some tea?
Ja
Yay! Fujike cakes!
Fujike
Here, smart-aleck devil.
You can have some, too.
Smart-aleck devil
You know, after all that big talk,
you didn't do any dropkicks last episode.
So it really is title fraud?
Seems that way
Let's change the title.
What?!
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
Smart-Aleck Devil
Smart-aleck devil
Hey, Yurine-chan.
Smart-Aleck Devil
Smart-aleck devil
Smart-aleck devil
I have to write a paper on
the theme of "the future me."
What do you think I should write about?
Well
Is there anything you'd like
to become in the future?
What I'd like to become?
A pencil cap!
I know you can do it.
Go for it.
Go for it
Go for it
Be serious, Per-chan.
There must be something.
Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom?
Why not just write that, then?
Oh
"The future me," huh?
I wrote about that a long time ago, too.
What did you write?
"A dictator."
I wrote that I would kill all who defied me,
and create the Yurine
Kingdom, a paradise on Earth,
inhabited only by those
who swore loyalty to me.
That's so cool!
The Yurine Kingdom?
Hang on, that's no joke!
If she really created that kingdom,
she might invade Hell itself
one day and try to take over!
This psychopath's thinking
dangerous thoughts.
I can't allow her to live.
Well, then!
I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready.
I think I'll make pickled
veggies for today's side dish.
This daikon is perfectly pickled!
Chop, chop, chop, chop
And a chop for Yurine!
Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec.
'Kay.
Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
Um
A kick, you say?
Flump
Flump
Pfft
Pfft
You moron!
That's what you get for tryin' to kick me
on a tatami floor wearing socks!
What a moron!
This isn't good
You're just a smart-aleck devil.
A smart-aleck devil has
the gall to laugh at me?
Gaaaah
My back! My back!
Let me down!
I always wanted to run a butcher shop.
The more you struggle,
the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in.
Let me down! Please!
Jashin-chan, keep it down!
I can't concentrate on my paper!
Hanazono Butcher Shop
Hello!
So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
I want snake!
Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake.
They don't?
We do.
Flop, flop! Flop, flop!
After my national health
insurance payment for this month,
I don't have any spending money left!
What's wrong with this country?!
National Health Insurance
There's the national pension,
Tokyo residential tax, ward tax
National Pension
Tokyo Residential Tax
Ward Tax
And when you buy anything,
there's a consumption tax, too!
Consumption Tax
Why is it so hard to live in this country?!
That's how Japan is,
World Sports Festival
Leap beyond
the summit!
but they say holding the
World Sports Festival here
will boost the economy by trillions of yen!
This will won't
be on the test
X
Plus, all who volunteer as event staff
will receive a prepaid card with
1,000 yen on it for every work day!
That's 1,000 yen per day,
even though you're volunteering!
How generous is that?! So generous!
World Sports Festival
Seeking Volunteers
And for all who participate?!
A free prepaid
card with 1,000
yen per day!!
A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day
for doing volunteer work
in the hot midsummer sun?
1,000 yen for a whole day's work
What a bounty!
1,000 yen isn't even
worth calling a side hustle!
And Hell will be coming to
collect my taxes pretty soon, too
I'll make more money by playing pachinko.
What's
What are you doing here, Pino?
I'm working as the custodian here.
You got a job as a custodian in
the building where the devils live?
You must be plotting something.
Yes!
I knew it!
Well, not that I care,
but Pekola-sama was worried about you.
Well, I'm right here,
so you can tell her not to worry.
Tell her yourself.
I'm busy, you know.
What a brat
Even back in Heaven,
I never really liked you.
Hey
What're you two angels having
such a friendly chat about?
Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this!
Meat and Potatoes
Meat
and
Potatoes
Meat and Potatoes?
What? I re-read volume 4 of
the manga! I know that's right!
Rewatch the anime!
I mean, that's fine too, but
Volume 4
Volume
Four
By the way, you two,
do you pay your national health
insurance payments in the human realm?
I told you to stay out of this!
Come on, answer me.
Just answer me, mister!
Who else do we call "mister"?
Here.
Okure
Hmm, how about it?
Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine!
I pay mine, too.
Good for you two!
Clap
I wonder if Pekola does.
I'll ask her next time I see her.
But man, it really sucks, doesn't it?
Having to pay national health
insurance and everything else
in both Hell and the human realm
You guys pay for both too, right?
There are no taxes in Heaven.
N-No taxes?! Is that place
paradise or something?!
Oh. I guess it is.
That sounds awesome!
Maybe I should move to Heaven!
Funny, right?!
Genesis
Hey, you have ramen!
That's for a delivery!
The plastic wrap on these ramen
bowls has a certain bounciness.
It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it?
Hey!
Chow time.
Chow
time
No one said you could eat that!
What even brought this on?
Ramen's so good!
I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen!
Oh, Poporon-chan!
The delivery was taking a while,
so I got worried and came to check on you.
Genesis
Jashin-chan is eating our ramen!
Her
second
bowl
Hey! That's our lunch you're eating!
Sorry about that. I'll make
something for you instead.
You two are gonna eat some, too, right?
Here you go! Jashin-chan's
special omelet rice!
Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best!
Had two bowls of
ramen, still eating
omelet rice
It's not as good as our chef's cooking,
but it's not bad.
I'm not sure how I ended up sitting
down for a meal with devils.
But it is delicious.
If you're going to live in the human realm,
you'll just have to get used to this.
This is seriously good, Jashin-chan!
For sure!
I'm telling you, my omelet
rice is the best in the world!
Totally! I could eat it forever!
It's delicious
Right?
Yeah!
After this, a swimsuit episode!
All of the fan service!
Can you believe it?!
I won a one-day private beach party
in the shopping district lottery yet again!
Huh? What am I talking about?
Any Dropkick newbies asking that
need to buy the disc release of
season 1 and watch episode 12 right now!
Dropkick
on My Devil!
Blu-ray
2nd Box
I won't let anyone say they
don't know what happened!
I owe it all to my cultists!
Right, Tajiri?
M-My name isn't Tajiri!
Jashin-chan has legs!
Hey, you're right.
I figured I should enjoy the beach
in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today.
Hello!
Delivery for you!
Tangan-chan!
Ooh, did I level up
without realizing again?
No, it's nothing like that.
Our records show that you squished
a mayfly with your elbow recently.
Dig, dig
Squish
It's not quite a reward, but this is for you.
Satan's
Tears
It's this stuff.
Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
For real? Over a little mayfly?
Wow, how thoughtful!
I had plans to go to the beach!
Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen!
Gross! It stinks even worse than last time!
It was in storage,
so it's past its expiration date.
Even though it was only a mayfly,
Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift.
I'll be taking my leave now!
That's what happened.
So I drank that stinky-ass
potion to grow legs again!
Don't I look awesome?
Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan!
No.
It's lame that you destroyed the character
that you'd built yourself up as.
I prefer you with your
usual gross lower half.
Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas!
Gross Lower Half!
Gross Lower Half!
Gross Lower Half!
Gross Lower Half!
Pfft
Pfft
Pfft
That's it! Today, this bitch dies!
Okay, I'll watch our stuff.
You guys can go have fun.
No one's around.
You don't need to watch our stuff.
I don't want to get a sunburn.
Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up!
Tajiri
She's not giving us much choice.
Honestly, I never expected
you to come with us.
I only came because
I happened to be off work.
All right! We're gonna swim, too!
Yeah!
Will my inner tube be okay?
I hope it doesn't pop
Take that!
Cut it out!
You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian?
No, I'll pass.
Join us, Medusa!
Sorry for dragging you along.
Here we go!
Falling Leaf!
Shiver
Shiver
Ahhh
Ahhh
W-Wai—
Jashin-chan, you didn't!
Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking!
I can't understand it.
How can angels and devils have fun together?
Oh, no! Leg cramp!
When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven,
Hilarious!
she absolutely detested devils.
Pekola-chan, are you okay?
Poporon, too.
Being around Jashin-chan
and the rest changes you.
Lots of new faces keep showing up,
whether they're angels or devils.
It makes every day so lively
that even I can't help but enjoy it.
You might find yourself changing, too.
All that swimming wore me out.
I cut up some watermelon for everyone.
Yay!
Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean?
I don't know, did I?
You should stop doing dumb things
and act like a girl for a change.
Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun!
Splat
Splat
That's disgusting.
Want me to plant this seed inside you
and grow watermelons in your body?
Eep!
Eep!
It'll suck all the nutrients out of
you and give us a lovely watermelon.
Ice
Ice here!
Ice
Ice
Anyone need some ice?
Yusa! Koji!
What?
Oh, look. You're all here.
You're doing business even out here?
Yes.
But there's no one at this beach,
so we haven't sold a thing.
Probably because it's a private beach.
Since they're here, do you
guys want some shaved ice?
I do!
Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year.
Ice
We have crushed ice now.
Ice
Ice
Ice
Ice
Why?
We made a fortune with
our fluffy shaved ice last year,
so we thought we'd try
the opposite this year.
That's quite a bold change of direction.
Hey, Koji, I think you
got a little too much sun.
The melanin increase is
making moles pop up all over you!
Jashin-chan.
What? You want to break a watermelon?
I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon.
But since we did come
all the way to the beach,
it'd be nice to at least
enjoy the feel of it, right?
D-Don't do it!
I'd be happy to wait until
a watermelon grows inside your body,
but we don't have that
kind of time, so this will do.
Whoa, Koji!
That's the kind of thing
I'd kill you to have!
Now, let's put your blindfold on.
Not me! You're supposed to
blindfold the one with the sword!
Wait This is one of those things
good kids shouldn't try at home.
A little to the right!
Straight ahead!
She can see, you idiots!
Wait
D-Don't Don't!
Don't do it!
Hey, what's that?!
You can't even see anything.
Did you think she'd fall
for a basic ruse like that?
Go on. Finish it in one blow.
It's my mind's eye!
I can see it with my mind's eye!
Wh-What?
Something really is drifting this way.
What is that?
What is it?
A coffin?
Oh, wow. It's a juicy one.
Hey, all of you! At least glance over here!
Hey! Are you listening?!
Hey! Look over here, I said!
Well, we should get back to selling ice now.
Okay. See you later.
Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it!
They pulled it up
onto the beach
Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean?
Is there someone inside it?
Hello?
Knock
Knock
Knock
Knock
Th-There is someone inside!
Damn that Koji!
Next time I see her,
I'll make her pay for that!
Sh-She's strong like, really strong
Sinking
into the sand
Damn it, let go of me!
Ow!
Chomp
Chomp
Chomp
Cut that out!
Getting bitten by a monster like you
could give me some weird disease!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Wahahahaha
Wahahahaha
Wahahahaha
Wahahahaha
Nom
"Could give me some weird disease," she says!
Nom
Quit laughing and help me!
Hey!
Let go of Jashin-chan!
Grab
Grab
Grab
She's really strong
Someone who's evenly matched with Minos
Nnnngh
She's incredible.
I
I broke into pieces
Help
It looks like super glue did the trick.
Sorry for attacking you out of the blue.
I thought you were an enemy.
Save the sudden attacks for steak!
I come from Hell China.
I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi.
Jiangshi?
The things that hop around and go still
when you slap a talisman on them?
Slap
The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong?
Slap
Oh, I know what those are.
The Taiwanese drama version
starred a pretty young girl and
a chubby boy with a bowl cut.
Did you know they were actually siblings?
I did not, and I don't care, either.
They were low-ranked jiangshi.
I'm high-ranked, so I can
act on my own free will.
Why did you come to the
human realm, Kyon-Kyon?
I'm glad you asked!
I want to be a human!
Huh?
One of the higher-ups in Hell China
said that if I do good deeds and
act in a way that's helpful to humans,
I can become a human one day!
No way, that's not happening.
Your higher-ups pulled one over on you.
As if a jiangshi who's already dead
could actually become a human!
But I came here because
that's what I was told
Why do you want to be a human?
I love humans!
Where are all of you going after this?
To Tokyo.
Tokyo, huh?
Tokyo has lots of humans.
Maybe there's something
I can do to be helpful!
Please take me with you!
Sure.
I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway.
Xie xie!
Um
Jashin-chan is acting strange
Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi.
It's because I bit her earlier
I'm sorry.
Pfft
Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,
she'll be back to normal in no time!
Jashin-chan, wait!
Being bitten by a jiangshi
turns one into a jiangshi.
This is unrelated to the saying,
"A mummy hunter becomes a mummy."
Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap?
What's this? The prelude
to a natural disaster?
I thought I should be the pillow
for once! Come on!
O-Okay, then
Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan.
But the scales are a bit rough
If you're gonna complain, forget it!
No, I'm really happy that
you're lending me your lap.
O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then.
You can pee yourself with
excitement if you want.
I'm not going to do that.