Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e04 Episode Script

ts3 --ED-- I fell asleep again It's cold So that is Fujiwara Naeka.
She's brainless and big breasted.
How can she be the successor? I'll show her my true colors.
How about some tea, Naeka-sama? Yay! How's the test preparation going? I think it's good What is it? Ok, mission begins.
Who are those people? Don't tell me they'rethieves? Don't worry, Naeka-sama.
But this is Yes, I let them in on purpose.
Huh? Who are you people? We are serial underwear thieves - The Purple Lovers.
We're elegant explorers that roam around the city and seek rare treasures.
We are only interested in things that have real value.
You should be proud because we've chosen you as our target.
Proud of what? You're just a group of underwear thieves! Kogarashi-san, notify the police.
Please wait.
Before we're taken by the police, we have a request.
About the most beautiful female's underwear that can be sold for millions Please let us see it.
It won't do you any good even if you call me the most beautiful female.
No, you're wrong.
We're not talking about you.
We're talking about the maid next you.
As a brainless and big breasted female, your underwear will only sell for seventy thousand.
Nee-chan's underwear can sell for seventy thousand? A kendo girl can never beat a beautiful maid.
You're too full of yourself.
I will cut your head off and put it on display! You Naeka-sama! Kousuke-sama.
Now! The panties Run away, fellow comrade.
Don't worry about us.
One day, let us seek our dreams together again.
Kogarashi-san! That's dangerous.
Shit, how could I This is that kendo girl's underwear.
This too This too Who Who is it? Special move, Nutcracker Fleuret! Someone took it? It seems like there is more than one group of criminals.
To a female, this is an unforgivable crime.
We must find the criminals, and punish them.
In case anything goes wrong, I must check something.
Maid Guy X-Ray Eyes.
It looks like you didn't accidentally put on Master's underwear.
Didn't I tell you earlier? Don't randomly use that skill on women! Anyways It's a joke that those things can cost millions.
You idiot! Store owner.
What is it, Kogarashi-san? Welcome, there's some fresh fish today.
To import fish everyday, you'd have to drive past the Fujiwara Household every day late at night.
Yeah Did you see anything weird last night? Remember it thoroughly, then tell me.
That's dangerous.
There were people following the man A green skirt Also Strawberry panties You could even remember what type of panties they were You're an impressively impudent person.
To pay you back, I'll take your fish.
Thank you and come back again.
Skirt One calling Skirt Leader Yes, this is Skirt Leader.
What is the status, Kogarashi-san? I've confirmed information on the enemy, and I'm currently looking into it.
Roger.
Strawberry hunting.
Before class begins, I have to introduce a new transfer student.
My name is Elizabeth K.
Strawberryfield.
But, please call me Liz.
Liz comes from a rich family, and was living in England until now.
Due to her father's work, she moved back last month.
Please get along with each other.
Well, she seems small.
Even though she's thirteen, her grades are at the level of a sophomore.
Fujiwara, she'll be sitting next to you.
TL note: To learn from someone.
Let her give you some nail polish.
What does that mean? She's a young genius.
After thirty years of teaching, it's my first time teaching a genius! Then Liz Nice to meet you, Miss Naeka Fujiwara.
Same here Wait, how do you know my name? It's impossible for me not to know When I close my eyes, I think of the Kendo tournament last month.
Miss Naeka's elegance Seeing you beat the strong opponents one by one That's how you attracted me.
This type of scenario don't tell me What? Confession by someone younger than you again? Ahh I want to beat you up.
I want to beat the crap out of you, then watch you beg for mercy.
I don't have a liking for EH?! I'll make you lick my shoes My shoes, and then I'm in ecstasy just by talking about it! TL note: Throwing gloves means requesting a duel.
This shoe will substitute for gloves, Miss Naeka Fujiwara.
I officially declare a duel with you.
I dislike over-sized and useless things.
I feel sick when I see those Annoyed As punishment, I'll flatten them.
Up to this stage, there is nowhere to run, now.
Now, we're enemies.
Come to the kendo dojo after school.
D-Duel? What about class? Ojou-sama.
I've brought you another pair of shoes.
I've officially declared a duel.
Ojou-sama, your bad habits are back again.
You've put your hobbies on a higher priority than the right of inheritance.
A child must listen to their father.
Don't call me a child! Yes.
Hunting is an activity for nobles.
Hunting stronger ones for your own liking, then achieving victory.
Allowing yourself to feel how it is to be strong.
Miss Naeka is the best prey.
That big breasted monster will You have to come back before dinner.
Could you please stop treating me like a kid! Yes.
There was something there You want to go out on Sunday? Sure.
Oh yeah, I found a shop which sells amazing desserts.
Really? Wrong.
You've seen it? Bear patterns.
Polka dots.
This is not it.
W-Wait, Kogarashi-san.
W-What are you doing? Why are you doing that? The enemy is wearing strawberry panties.
I'm currently taking their panties off and inspecting them one by one, but I haven't found it yet.
What the heck are you doing? Maid Guy Eye can determine neither the gamma nor the details of the patterns.
But, don't worry.
With my speed, taking their panties off without them noticing is too easy.
Listen, Kogarashi-san.
Your actions are going to leave a permanent scar on those innocent girl's hearts.
Seriously, if everyone is like Master or you.
Everything will be easily done by just using Maid Guy Eye.
As a maid, you must be aware of things around you.
From Master getting acne to bugs stinging your breasts.
I check it every moment.
This is the quality of Maid Guy.
You big idiot! W-What?! Smoke? What is it? Who knows Here, it's time for the duel.
I'll let you decide on the rules.
If you don't want to die, take it seriously.
Duel Are you serious? Of course.
Um Sorry.
As someone older, fighting a kid is a bit Don't treat me like a kid.
What is this? Wah When did you take those? What is this?! There are hotter ones here.
If you run from the duel, I will release these photos To them.
We are Fujiwara Naeka's Big Breasts Fanclub! Did you say you have pictures of Fujiwara Nakea's breasts? Pictures of senpai as if she was just born Do you feel more energetic? Miss Naeka.
Of course Onee-san is getting pissed off now.
I've nearly turned into ashes.
We'll use the three rule match of kendo.
Is that alright? Sure.
Naeka, Naeka.
Senpai, do your best! Skirt One calling Skirt Leader.
I've confirmed a new little girl in front of Master.
Roger, please send a picture of her now.
Jamming? Don't tell me Enemies? Now, we'll start round 1 after both contestants put on their headgear.
Men.
It landed once.
Success! Wait How can that count? Didn't you overdo it? Life is unfair.
Even if it's falling due to the smell of the protector, losing is losing.
I purposely lent her a set of headgear which hasn't been washed in three years.
You're really childish! Now, round two begins.
I'm surprised, you're really taking it seriously.
I admire you, Miss Naeka.
The smell of the protector in summer, is it a bit too much for the Ojou-sama who came back from England? Even if you're a genius, don't forget that you're just a kid.
Aren't you getting cocky a bit too early? Miss Nakea's underwear pictures! Senpai's pictures! It's all yours.
Hey Wait Hey! Dou! Dou effective! One point for Elizabeth.
Crap.
Onee-sama, focus while you're in a match.
C-Cheap! This match is amazing! Last round finish it quickly.
The hit just then That technique Even if there's no pictures to distract me I might not be able to evade it.
I thought I could finish her in one go.
But, she dodged it while distracted.
This prey's breasts are as big as a cow's, but she's not a dumb cow.
It seems like I have to take this seriously.
You don't know where I am speaking from.
This is a maid technique - The Invisible Bug.
I'll praise you for being strong enough to withstand that explosion.
But, you will never find me.
Or is it you cannot hear already? Just stay here and walk around in circles.
Hey, hey, be careful, you dumbass.
In a blink, I can pierce your heart once and your brain twice.
You won't have time to even feel pain.
Or should I cut off your arms and legs, immobilizing youthen torture you to death? I know you're suspicious just by looking at you.
How did you know that I was here? Wait, did you just say that I'm suspicious? That's my line, you monster! What's with your eyes? W-What are you looking at? Maid Guy Eye can work like an X-Ray.
Did you say X-Ray? Seventy-two Seventy-three.
I know how many moles you have on your body.
B-Bastard.
Are you messing with me? You monster Punishment! Catch.
Have you ever cleaned a window? Speed is the basis of a maid.
Th-That's mine White laces Not this one.
You bastard! Bastard! Master's life is in danger.
Next time we meet, your head's gonna roll! Now that I think about it, we still haven't decided on your punishment game if you lose.
Punishment game? How about having a taste of my brother's hell course? I wonder what that blond Miss who came back from England would sound like when she's crying? I have around three thousand pairs of shoes.
I'll make you lick them all clean, so be prepared.
It's been an hour since the last round began.
It's an amazing fight.
But, I think they're both running out of stamina.
This will probably be the last strike.
It's the final blow next, young genius.
Let me make it clear, you have no chance of winning.
This is my trump card, take a look.
That is my Senpai's panties! We're not interested in anything except breasts.
I guarantee that Miss Naeka will give up her breasts to get these back.
I can't be wrong.
If that's the case, then The panties of the big breasted kendo girl are delivered to everyone.
Heyyou guys You're finished now, Miss Naeka.
No! Stop now! Relax, my master.
KoKogarashi-san? You still have me.
Where are you? Kogarashi-san? Listen to Maid Guy's voice which can destroy the green of nature.
The demon which has a voice that would scare even mermaids.
That is me, Maid Guy.
Go now, my black-winged servants.
No! Senpai's panties! Take all the panties, my fellow crows.
Search everywhere! Don't leave even a single one! You can exterminate those smuggling cats if need be! The crows The crows Oh, she has more hidden.
She's suffering from her own actions.
It's kind of sad.
But, I feel great.
Help me! Even if it's planned perfectly, there might be something unexpected.
Just take this failure in life as a lesson.
W-Why? Why are the crows attacking me? Kogarashi-san! The crows are searching for your underwear.
If you give it to them, you won't get attacked.
Take it off.
How can I take it off? Idiot?! Skirt One calling Skirt leader.
I've successfully retrieved Master's underwear.
Now I'll confirm the suspicious girl.
C-Confirm? Don't tell me, Kogarashi-san Didn't I tell you to not to do that? You big idiot.
R-Round Three, draw.
S-Strawberry.
It's not clear.
Please.
So, how is it? How do you feel after fighting her maid? Yes.
He's a dangerous person.
Butnext time I will That big breasted girl Just wait.
There's one missing? This is a failure as a Maid Guy.
That means there are other criminals? I'm back.
This is amazing There were so many good doujin games released today! But with seventy thousand, it's all thanks to Nee-chan.
Seventy thousand? Kousuke-kun.
Onee-chan has something to talk to you about.
Nee-chan, you cannot use your sword! Kill! Kill! Kill! Maid Guy Eye has seen.
All about you! One says, her actions don't match her age.
One says, someone is at their limit.
Those words hurt her.
Next episode - Maid Ninpou, High School Girl Technique.
Until the day reaches its limits.