Kamikaze (2021) s01e04 Episode Script
Happy White Day!
1
No more Julie. Julie's petrified.
Frozen. She's dead.
Solfrid, on the other hand
The Norwegian girl
She's living life to the fullest.
And now she's in fucking Seoul!
Solfrid is carefree.
She is bold and always perky.
She loves life,
and especially big drinks,
big cocks and big sports stars.
She doesn't sweat the little things.
There are many things
she considers trivial.
Solfrid is about the big picture.
Great wins, great experiences.
Great views.
Hello, my name is Solfrid
and I've come here
all the way from Norway
to do this interview with you.
I've been following the winter
world championships intensively
and it's been extraordinary to see
your performances all the way through
and possibly
even go to bed
with you.
All the best, Solfrid.
It's day four.
I am not sleeping well.
I don't know whether
I've had any sleep.
I see things. Hear things.
I think.
CONSTANCE: I LIE AWAKE NOT KNOWING
IF YOU'RE DEAD OR ALIVE.
Hi.
Was it you that kept me awake?
Was it?
Look! It's us.
Do you want to be my friend?
- A Baby Doll, please.
- A Baby Doll is coming up.
What do you think about this?
Yes, this is you
You're late. Sex or interview.
Sex
It's snowing.
Thank you.
So tell me about yourself.
Hi, my name is Nam Seo-Jun.
Seo-Jun Nam.
I'm a ski jumper.
No. You have to say that you are
the world's best ski jumper.
Hi, my name is Seo-Jun Nam.
- I am the world's best ski jumper.
- Very good.
- Have we met?
- No.
We had sex so we didn't have a chance
to meet properly
but I'm happy
to finally introduce myself.
My name is Solfrid.
- I am a sports journalyst from Norway.
- I know Norway,
because I'm the world's
best ski jumper.
Yes.
Seo-Jun, what are you doing?
I don't know.
I see that you're a very bad boy.
Solfrid and Seo-Jun
are perfect humans.
They have perfect sex in a perfect and
amazing world consisting of many fucks.
That's good.
Oh, yeah!
- You like it?
- Yeah. It's very good.
You going to come?
- Did you come?
- Yes.
You can fake anything in this world.
Thank you so much. Very good.
How you look
Love
Identity
So why ski jumping?
My parents.
But you love it, right?
I like it, yes.
- But not love. No.
- Why not?
I love sex more with you.
What about you?
Tell me something about you. Please.
- Okay.
- Okay?
I can tell you a story about something
that happened once where I come from.
I come from a small and simple
village in the mountains
just next to a very big mountain
where we all go ski every winter.
- Yeah.
- Ski!
And it was a very nice,
calm, safe place.
But then one day
we heard a loud noise
from the mountain, a crack.
We've found out that the rock
is loose and it could fall.
Oh, no.
Yes. It was very scary.
Time passed
and on a very dark night
a thunderstorm came
and we all saw that big rock
tumble down the mountain.
And we had no time to get away.
So many people died?
Yes. There were piles and piles
of dead people.
Very sad.
- I'm sorry.
- Well
That's life.
Big things happen.
There is a limit as to how hard a body
can splinter against the ground.
No matter from what height it falls.
Because regardless of the speed
gravity and air resistance will
at some point cancel each other out.
Seo-Jun
CALLING: SEO-JUN NAM
CALLING: KRZYSZTOF
Hi.
Yeah. Did you see the photo?
Yeah, you can't leave.
Do you hear this?
What should I do with this guy?
- Why didn't Constance keep him?
- He doesn't get along with her old dog.
I leave on Monday, so you have
to find a new place for him, okay?
- No.
- Okay?
- What?
- No, you can't leave.
Why?
- Because I decide when you leave.
- You decide?
I'm your boss and there's more work
that needs to be done.
Not in my contract.
I'll write you a new contract.
Krzysztof, you want more work,
don't you?
Yes, I do. But there is nothing more
for me to do in the house.
There's plenty. I'll write you a new
contract and send it today, okay?
- Okay, fine.
- Good.
Where are you, Julie?
Where have you been?
You've been gone all day?
White Day. Like Valentine's Day.
Boys give their love white present.
Happy White Day.
Thank you.
- Open, open.
- Thank you so much.
Socks. Wow, sexy.
Do you want to be my boyfriend?
Yeah.
This is the best White Day
in my life.
Wait.
Hi, Dad. All is well.
No,
that's because I am staying with
my girlfriend.
Solfrid from Norway.
I met her here.
My father and mother want to
- They want us to come for dinner.
- Yes.
So they can meet Solfrid,
your new girlfriend.
- Okay?
- Yes.
- Yes, yes.
- I would love to.
Okay Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
You scared me.
Sorry.
Who is this guy?
No one.
Let's go back to bed.
I don't understand.
- No, you don't.
- Who was it?
I was just looking at photos on my
phone. What's the problem?
- I just assumed
- I was looking through my library.
By myself, okay?
Your photo what?
Fuck, Seo-Jun, don't ask questions if
you don't understand half the answers.
What's the fucking point?
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
That's okay.
You want to watch a movie?
No. I think I need to sleep.
- I watch TV, okay?
- Okay.
This is me. Doing sōchin.
I was very young
and my mother and father.
I think my parents will be home soon.
Can you help me?
You can take these.
Thank you.
That's my father.
Look at him. He checked the door
And then other side Okay.
Always, always have to lock the door.
He always do it, okay?
It's cute.
Always check again, again, again.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
- Why?
- My name is not Solfrid.
What?
I'm not a journalist.
I'm no one,
I'm just a lost soul from Denmark.
Soul Denmark?
Solfrid!
No more Julie. Julie's petrified.
Frozen. She's dead.
Solfrid, on the other hand
The Norwegian girl
She's living life to the fullest.
And now she's in fucking Seoul!
Solfrid is carefree.
She is bold and always perky.
She loves life,
and especially big drinks,
big cocks and big sports stars.
She doesn't sweat the little things.
There are many things
she considers trivial.
Solfrid is about the big picture.
Great wins, great experiences.
Great views.
Hello, my name is Solfrid
and I've come here
all the way from Norway
to do this interview with you.
I've been following the winter
world championships intensively
and it's been extraordinary to see
your performances all the way through
and possibly
even go to bed
with you.
All the best, Solfrid.
It's day four.
I am not sleeping well.
I don't know whether
I've had any sleep.
I see things. Hear things.
I think.
CONSTANCE: I LIE AWAKE NOT KNOWING
IF YOU'RE DEAD OR ALIVE.
Hi.
Was it you that kept me awake?
Was it?
Look! It's us.
Do you want to be my friend?
- A Baby Doll, please.
- A Baby Doll is coming up.
What do you think about this?
Yes, this is you
You're late. Sex or interview.
Sex
It's snowing.
Thank you.
So tell me about yourself.
Hi, my name is Nam Seo-Jun.
Seo-Jun Nam.
I'm a ski jumper.
No. You have to say that you are
the world's best ski jumper.
Hi, my name is Seo-Jun Nam.
- I am the world's best ski jumper.
- Very good.
- Have we met?
- No.
We had sex so we didn't have a chance
to meet properly
but I'm happy
to finally introduce myself.
My name is Solfrid.
- I am a sports journalyst from Norway.
- I know Norway,
because I'm the world's
best ski jumper.
Yes.
Seo-Jun, what are you doing?
I don't know.
I see that you're a very bad boy.
Solfrid and Seo-Jun
are perfect humans.
They have perfect sex in a perfect and
amazing world consisting of many fucks.
That's good.
Oh, yeah!
- You like it?
- Yeah. It's very good.
You going to come?
- Did you come?
- Yes.
You can fake anything in this world.
Thank you so much. Very good.
How you look
Love
Identity
So why ski jumping?
My parents.
But you love it, right?
I like it, yes.
- But not love. No.
- Why not?
I love sex more with you.
What about you?
Tell me something about you. Please.
- Okay.
- Okay?
I can tell you a story about something
that happened once where I come from.
I come from a small and simple
village in the mountains
just next to a very big mountain
where we all go ski every winter.
- Yeah.
- Ski!
And it was a very nice,
calm, safe place.
But then one day
we heard a loud noise
from the mountain, a crack.
We've found out that the rock
is loose and it could fall.
Oh, no.
Yes. It was very scary.
Time passed
and on a very dark night
a thunderstorm came
and we all saw that big rock
tumble down the mountain.
And we had no time to get away.
So many people died?
Yes. There were piles and piles
of dead people.
Very sad.
- I'm sorry.
- Well
That's life.
Big things happen.
There is a limit as to how hard a body
can splinter against the ground.
No matter from what height it falls.
Because regardless of the speed
gravity and air resistance will
at some point cancel each other out.
Seo-Jun
CALLING: SEO-JUN NAM
CALLING: KRZYSZTOF
Hi.
Yeah. Did you see the photo?
Yeah, you can't leave.
Do you hear this?
What should I do with this guy?
- Why didn't Constance keep him?
- He doesn't get along with her old dog.
I leave on Monday, so you have
to find a new place for him, okay?
- No.
- Okay?
- What?
- No, you can't leave.
Why?
- Because I decide when you leave.
- You decide?
I'm your boss and there's more work
that needs to be done.
Not in my contract.
I'll write you a new contract.
Krzysztof, you want more work,
don't you?
Yes, I do. But there is nothing more
for me to do in the house.
There's plenty. I'll write you a new
contract and send it today, okay?
- Okay, fine.
- Good.
Where are you, Julie?
Where have you been?
You've been gone all day?
White Day. Like Valentine's Day.
Boys give their love white present.
Happy White Day.
Thank you.
- Open, open.
- Thank you so much.
Socks. Wow, sexy.
Do you want to be my boyfriend?
Yeah.
This is the best White Day
in my life.
Wait.
Hi, Dad. All is well.
No,
that's because I am staying with
my girlfriend.
Solfrid from Norway.
I met her here.
My father and mother want to
- They want us to come for dinner.
- Yes.
So they can meet Solfrid,
your new girlfriend.
- Okay?
- Yes.
- Yes, yes.
- I would love to.
Okay Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
You scared me.
Sorry.
Who is this guy?
No one.
Let's go back to bed.
I don't understand.
- No, you don't.
- Who was it?
I was just looking at photos on my
phone. What's the problem?
- I just assumed
- I was looking through my library.
By myself, okay?
Your photo what?
Fuck, Seo-Jun, don't ask questions if
you don't understand half the answers.
What's the fucking point?
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
That's okay.
You want to watch a movie?
No. I think I need to sleep.
- I watch TV, okay?
- Okay.
This is me. Doing sōchin.
I was very young
and my mother and father.
I think my parents will be home soon.
Can you help me?
You can take these.
Thank you.
That's my father.
Look at him. He checked the door
And then other side Okay.
Always, always have to lock the door.
He always do it, okay?
It's cute.
Always check again, again, again.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
- Why?
- My name is not Solfrid.
What?
I'm not a journalist.
I'm no one,
I'm just a lost soul from Denmark.
Soul Denmark?
Solfrid!