Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e04 Episode Script
Mr. Stenchy
Tookie bah waba! Hao! Iki bah bah.
Ha ha ha.
I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai Maka maka! I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai Ha ha ha! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! iki tookie nee hi! iki tookie nee hi! aka tiki bah bah aka tiki bah bah gabba ika tasoopa? gabba ika tasoopa? Ooocha! Chi-ka! miki miki coconut I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai [ribbit.]
Gantu: Come back here with that experiment, trog! Ha! [trills.]
Don't worry, little guy, we'll save you.
I'm wearing my seat belt, So you can let 'er rip! Meeba! Whoo! [thump, thud.]
Unh! [grunting.]
[ribbit.]
Ugh Well, where's my big bug? I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination-- Again?! You and your loud stomping feet And shooting blaster Can't get one experiment from a little girl? Tell me how lame you are.
Tell me? Whoa.
Hmm, well, there's no right answer there.
I'd put it somewhere in the s's Between "shockingly lame" and "stunningly lame.
" Please.
I'm having a meeting.
Stop it with all the not paying attention to me! Now get that experiment before I come there And nibble your flabby knuckles, You blue-tinted offspring of a fish! Yes, sir! [rockets humming.]
[gasps.]
Oh, wait! Sorry! Self-serve only! Aah! David says when you fill up You should check the tire pressure.
You're cuter than anything on earth, Except maybe a potato bug.
Spuggydo! Girl: Hey, there's Lilo.
Should we invite her? Weird-lo? No way! Why would we want her to come? Hey, guys! Wanna see my new-- No.
I didn't even say what it was yet.
The answer is still no.
Ok.
If you don't want to see the cutest thing ever-- You think bugs are cute.
I bet whatever it is it's ugly.
Yeah? Well, you're wrong.
He's even cuter than a potato-- Cuter than a potato? [trills.]
[pants and trills.]
Look at him! He is cuter than a potato! I want one! I knew you'd like him.
Ahem! [whispering.]
You are formally invited to come To the next f.
H.
G.
H.
Tea party.
Really? [trills.]
Yay! UmWhat's that? It stands for future hawaiian girls of Hawaii, But you can only come if you bring him.
Ok! Stitch! This experiment Is making my friends like me! [deep breathing.]
[burps.]
Ooh! Aah! I totally know the one perfect place for this one.
He's gonna stay with us! [trills.]
[growls.]
Yes, 254 is designed for to be irresistible.
[trills and squeaks.]
[rapid trilling.]
Ha ha ha ha ha! Of course, other experiments are immune to its charms.
Well, I think he's absolutely precious, Not at all like the little monster.
[growling.]
Uh, is--is best not becoming attached.
It may look harmless, but in reality He's a ticking stinkbomb.
[trills.]
stinkbomb? This little guy? Yeah.
Very soon, It will emit odor so noxious, Will make 40-square-mile area Uninhabitable for decades! Ha ha ha ha ha! But yet, he's cute as garment fastener.
Well, he smells ok now.
254 is programmed to start stinking 42 hours after activation To allow time to infiltrate target.
The problem is we have no way of knowing when it was activated.
Is the smell really that bad? [chuckles.]
trust me.
Will have you losing many lunches, his disgusting stench.
[trills.]
Well, that's what I'm naming him-- Mr.
Stenchy.
And I don't care how much he reeks, I'm keeping him.
[muffled screams.]
No, no, no, no, no.
Tonight I make rocket For to blast it out of atmosphere.
But I need Mr.
Stenchy to go with me To the f.
H.
G.
H.
Tea party.
Uh[sighs.]
Fine.
Go to alphabet party, But remember to keep nose peeled for starting stinking.
When rocket is ready, 254 is to say bye-bye.
Lilo: Tea, Mr.
Stenchy? Ahhh Pbbt! And have a muffin.
[chewing.]
[crunching.]
Uhh! Huh? [thump thump.]
[scoffs.]
[crash.]
[girls scream.]
Stop it! [gulping.]
Aagh! [growls.]
Lilo, you get one more chance To be in the f.
H.
G.
H.
Tomorrow you bring Mr.
Stenchy, But leave your disconfigured dog at home! Stitch Why can't you be a nice tea lady Like Mr.
Stenchy? [trills.]
Aaah! Piz skizena Gatu! Lilo! Hurry up if you want to go to the store.
Kowakeni's closes at 6:00.
Lilo: Coming! Wait up! Stitch, you take good care of Mr.
Stenchy.
Don't let him put his finger in any sockets Or flush himself down the toilet.
Ok.
Have fun! I know you'll be best friends.
[door closes.]
[trills.]
[growls.]
[crash.]
Toni kachi.
[grumbles.]
Toni kachi? [sword unsheathing.]
[beep beep beep.]
[whirring.]
[crash.]
Lilo? [gulp gulp.]
soda! [rumble.]
hmm? We meet again, trog.
Grrrr! Aaah! Ha hah! Unh! Ptui! Noa quista! Ha ha! One day you'll fail to protect one of those experiments, And I will take it away forever.
Iki bah! I iki bah! Heh heh heh heh heh! la dee dah dee whoopsie! Hah! Oh, no! Hah! Aha! You're hiding him in the pantry! Clever trog.
[capsule opens and closes.]
I'll take him And your tiny raviolis.
Hee hee hee hee hee! Nani: What happened here? UhOhh! Where's Mr.
Stenchy? Hmm [mimics laser gun fire.]
[growls and grunts.]
Gantu took him? EhB-b-bye.
He even took the raviolis.
But what are we gonna do about Mr.
Stenchy? Oh.
254 probably is being sent to Hamsterviel Even as we speak.
Computer voice: Commencing teleportation sequence.
Hah! I finally got you.
Hey, come on, fish breath! You're jinxing it! Still got time to screw up, you know.
[trilling.]
Bye bye.
Well, that was ratherCute.
[trilling.]
Cute little guy.
CuteLittleGuy? Oh, boy! You are lunching on a sucker sandwich, my friend, With all the trimmings, aren't ya? I think Dr.
Hamsterviel can wait another day for you.
Nani: Starving yourself won't bring him back, lilo.
But they all like Mr.
Stenchy.
If I show up for the tea party tomorrow without him, They won't be my friends anymore.
Ohh.
Is that what this is about? Lilo, if they only liked you Because you had a cute pet, then who needs 'em? You gotta know who your real friends are.
Like who? Hmm? Like Stitch, for one.
He's a royal pain, but he's loyal, And he'd never, ever, ever Do anything that would hurt you.
[gulp.]
That's a true friend.
I know.
Stitch is the best.
I wouldn't trade him for anything or anybody.
Oh, lilo.
Aloha, Myrtle.
Sorry.
I couldn't bring Mr.
Stenchy.
What do you mean? He's here already, But he's acting kind of weird.
Stit-- Uh, I mean, Mr.
Stenchy! What are you doing here? Mr.
Stenchy, would you like a cup of oolong? That's chinese for tea.
Epp.
[gulp gulp gulp.]
Um, I'm kinda running out.
[tea cup breaks.]
[growls and gulps.]
[slurps.]
Ahh! Ehh.
[burps.]
Ahh.
Is being weird contagious? Because I think Mr.
Stenchy's Catching it from lilo.
[gulping and chomping.]
[girls gasp.]
Mr.
Stenchy's turning into a monster! He already is a monster! He's Lilo's disconfigured dog! [growls.]
fugicha! Blecch! Aaaaah! [gasps.]
the window! My mom's gonna ground me for life! Aaah! [grunts.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [creaking.]
Whoa [girls scream.]
Whoa, whaaah! Can you get grounded for infinity? Lilo, softly: Come on, Stitch.
You are out of the f.
H.
G.
H.
Forever! Lilo: Stitch I know why you dressed up like Mr.
Stenchy.
Huh? You were trying to impress the f.
H.
G.
H.
For me.
UhYeah, yeah.
I wish I was more like you.
Me? You were being a true friend-- Loyal and unselfish.
Not me.
I only kept Mr.
Stenchy To make the f.
H.
G.
H.
Like me.
If I hadn't had done that, Gantu wouldn't have found him here.
And now Mr.
Stenchy will never find his one true place, Even though you tried so hard to protect him.
Yeah.
[groans.]
chipa.
[keyboard clacking.]
Hah! [echoing footsteps.]
There you go, nice and comfy, Right next to daddykins.
[trills.]
What is that? It's a beddy-weddy for the little guy's nappy-wappy-poo.
I think I'm gonna be sicky-wicky-poo.
You're not jealous, are you? Ah, for ju-- me? Please! All that sugar just makes me queasy.
I gotta get some air.
[mocking.]
here's a beddy-weddy for his nappy-wappy-poo.
Hah! Never made me a cute little bed.
Akata! Ah, do we have to do this now? I just ate.
Akata! Trog in the house! Gantu! [rumbling and crashes.]
Yeah, I can do that move, too, If I wasn't so bloated.
Nagakata! Hello, abomination! [gasps.]
chuta! [growling.]
Let's see now We need a nice desert asteroid For the little trog to call home.
Mr.
Stenchy: Toni kachi.
[Stitch growling.]
[chuckles.]
cute little guy.
[gulp.]
mmm, mmm.
Best sandwich I've ever had.
How can he even say that? Does he toast your bread for you, Hand-slice your pickle, does he? Does he?! [trills.]
Stitch: Oh, dajully so itza? No! I am not jealous of that little ratball! [chuckles.]
uh-huh.
I'm not! Imika wipo.
You can do that? Oh, yeah.
Stitch Could you turn off the computer? That looks like Gantu's ship! [gasps.]
Stitch went to save Mr.
Stenchy! Ah, this looks like a nice desolate spot.
Let me out of here! What happened? Where's 626? He's a lot more motivated than me.
I didn't stand a chance.
He is so strong! Yee-hah! Gah! What the--trog! Can't see! [grunts.]
Hey! [cap fired from gun.]
[Stitch growling.]
[trills.]
There, there.
Ooh! [grunting.]
Ha haah! The bigger they are, The more their landing.
Or something very close to that.
Stitch! [grumbling.]
lilo! Come on! Let's get out of here! Pagadu gogo! Come on, little guy, come to me.
[trills.]
No! Mr.
Stenchy, come to us.
We'll find the one place you belong.
[trills.]
EhEhHuh.
[scared trills.]
That's right.
Come to me.
I would never do what he did.
What who did? That abomination locked poor little guy in a pantry.
Stitch would never do something like that.
Never! [sheepish chuckle.]
iki.
You mean You did? Uh-huh.
But why? Were you jealous of Mr.
Stenchy? Ehh.
Ok, I'll forgive you for locking Mr.
Stenchy in the pantry If you forgive me for letting him hog all the love.
I mean, jealousy stinks, But we're still friends.
Ok.
Both: Come on, Mr.
Stenchy! [chuckles.]
come to me, little guy.
I'm your friend.
I Ugh! That smell! [trills.]
[gasps.]
254 is about to blow! [sniffs.]
[sniffs.]
Ahh! This delightful aroma is what everyone's worked up about? P.
U.
! You like it? On my planet, this would be considered A rare, valuable perfume.
[sniffs.]
Ahh! Smells like my first date.
No.
It can't be true.
It's a trick.
It's true.
254 is full of stink.
Give to me.
I have rocket in buggy.
We can blast him away.
Away? Never! I'll never--phew! Ok, take him.
[trills.]
[whimpers.]
oof! Ika! You make great choice but for wrong reason.
I still slime you.
Uhh--oof! Looks like it's just you and me again Daddykins.
[rocket boosters humming.]
Bye, Mr.
Stenchy.
Thanks for all the fun! How can you be so heartless, Blasting him into deep space, All alone? Not to be worried.
Lilo chose the one perfect place for Mr.
Stenchy, A place where he is to be loved.
[trills.]
[crash.]
Where is that delicious aroma coming from? From that little guy! Ohh, he is so cute! And he smells just like our first date.
[trills.]
Ha ha ha.
I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai Maka maka! I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai Ha ha ha! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! iki tookie nee hi! iki tookie nee hi! aka tiki bah bah aka tiki bah bah gabba ika tasoopa? gabba ika tasoopa? Ooocha! Chi-ka! miki miki coconut I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai [ribbit.]
Gantu: Come back here with that experiment, trog! Ha! [trills.]
Don't worry, little guy, we'll save you.
I'm wearing my seat belt, So you can let 'er rip! Meeba! Whoo! [thump, thud.]
Unh! [grunting.]
[ribbit.]
Ugh Well, where's my big bug? I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination-- Again?! You and your loud stomping feet And shooting blaster Can't get one experiment from a little girl? Tell me how lame you are.
Tell me? Whoa.
Hmm, well, there's no right answer there.
I'd put it somewhere in the s's Between "shockingly lame" and "stunningly lame.
" Please.
I'm having a meeting.
Stop it with all the not paying attention to me! Now get that experiment before I come there And nibble your flabby knuckles, You blue-tinted offspring of a fish! Yes, sir! [rockets humming.]
[gasps.]
Oh, wait! Sorry! Self-serve only! Aah! David says when you fill up You should check the tire pressure.
You're cuter than anything on earth, Except maybe a potato bug.
Spuggydo! Girl: Hey, there's Lilo.
Should we invite her? Weird-lo? No way! Why would we want her to come? Hey, guys! Wanna see my new-- No.
I didn't even say what it was yet.
The answer is still no.
Ok.
If you don't want to see the cutest thing ever-- You think bugs are cute.
I bet whatever it is it's ugly.
Yeah? Well, you're wrong.
He's even cuter than a potato-- Cuter than a potato? [trills.]
[pants and trills.]
Look at him! He is cuter than a potato! I want one! I knew you'd like him.
Ahem! [whispering.]
You are formally invited to come To the next f.
H.
G.
H.
Tea party.
Really? [trills.]
Yay! UmWhat's that? It stands for future hawaiian girls of Hawaii, But you can only come if you bring him.
Ok! Stitch! This experiment Is making my friends like me! [deep breathing.]
[burps.]
Ooh! Aah! I totally know the one perfect place for this one.
He's gonna stay with us! [trills.]
[growls.]
Yes, 254 is designed for to be irresistible.
[trills and squeaks.]
[rapid trilling.]
Ha ha ha ha ha! Of course, other experiments are immune to its charms.
Well, I think he's absolutely precious, Not at all like the little monster.
[growling.]
Uh, is--is best not becoming attached.
It may look harmless, but in reality He's a ticking stinkbomb.
[trills.]
stinkbomb? This little guy? Yeah.
Very soon, It will emit odor so noxious, Will make 40-square-mile area Uninhabitable for decades! Ha ha ha ha ha! But yet, he's cute as garment fastener.
Well, he smells ok now.
254 is programmed to start stinking 42 hours after activation To allow time to infiltrate target.
The problem is we have no way of knowing when it was activated.
Is the smell really that bad? [chuckles.]
trust me.
Will have you losing many lunches, his disgusting stench.
[trills.]
Well, that's what I'm naming him-- Mr.
Stenchy.
And I don't care how much he reeks, I'm keeping him.
[muffled screams.]
No, no, no, no, no.
Tonight I make rocket For to blast it out of atmosphere.
But I need Mr.
Stenchy to go with me To the f.
H.
G.
H.
Tea party.
Uh[sighs.]
Fine.
Go to alphabet party, But remember to keep nose peeled for starting stinking.
When rocket is ready, 254 is to say bye-bye.
Lilo: Tea, Mr.
Stenchy? Ahhh Pbbt! And have a muffin.
[chewing.]
[crunching.]
Uhh! Huh? [thump thump.]
[scoffs.]
[crash.]
[girls scream.]
Stop it! [gulping.]
Aagh! [growls.]
Lilo, you get one more chance To be in the f.
H.
G.
H.
Tomorrow you bring Mr.
Stenchy, But leave your disconfigured dog at home! Stitch Why can't you be a nice tea lady Like Mr.
Stenchy? [trills.]
Aaah! Piz skizena Gatu! Lilo! Hurry up if you want to go to the store.
Kowakeni's closes at 6:00.
Lilo: Coming! Wait up! Stitch, you take good care of Mr.
Stenchy.
Don't let him put his finger in any sockets Or flush himself down the toilet.
Ok.
Have fun! I know you'll be best friends.
[door closes.]
[trills.]
[growls.]
[crash.]
Toni kachi.
[grumbles.]
Toni kachi? [sword unsheathing.]
[beep beep beep.]
[whirring.]
[crash.]
Lilo? [gulp gulp.]
soda! [rumble.]
hmm? We meet again, trog.
Grrrr! Aaah! Ha hah! Unh! Ptui! Noa quista! Ha ha! One day you'll fail to protect one of those experiments, And I will take it away forever.
Iki bah! I iki bah! Heh heh heh heh heh! la dee dah dee whoopsie! Hah! Oh, no! Hah! Aha! You're hiding him in the pantry! Clever trog.
[capsule opens and closes.]
I'll take him And your tiny raviolis.
Hee hee hee hee hee! Nani: What happened here? UhOhh! Where's Mr.
Stenchy? Hmm [mimics laser gun fire.]
[growls and grunts.]
Gantu took him? EhB-b-bye.
He even took the raviolis.
But what are we gonna do about Mr.
Stenchy? Oh.
254 probably is being sent to Hamsterviel Even as we speak.
Computer voice: Commencing teleportation sequence.
Hah! I finally got you.
Hey, come on, fish breath! You're jinxing it! Still got time to screw up, you know.
[trilling.]
Bye bye.
Well, that was ratherCute.
[trilling.]
Cute little guy.
CuteLittleGuy? Oh, boy! You are lunching on a sucker sandwich, my friend, With all the trimmings, aren't ya? I think Dr.
Hamsterviel can wait another day for you.
Nani: Starving yourself won't bring him back, lilo.
But they all like Mr.
Stenchy.
If I show up for the tea party tomorrow without him, They won't be my friends anymore.
Ohh.
Is that what this is about? Lilo, if they only liked you Because you had a cute pet, then who needs 'em? You gotta know who your real friends are.
Like who? Hmm? Like Stitch, for one.
He's a royal pain, but he's loyal, And he'd never, ever, ever Do anything that would hurt you.
[gulp.]
That's a true friend.
I know.
Stitch is the best.
I wouldn't trade him for anything or anybody.
Oh, lilo.
Aloha, Myrtle.
Sorry.
I couldn't bring Mr.
Stenchy.
What do you mean? He's here already, But he's acting kind of weird.
Stit-- Uh, I mean, Mr.
Stenchy! What are you doing here? Mr.
Stenchy, would you like a cup of oolong? That's chinese for tea.
Epp.
[gulp gulp gulp.]
Um, I'm kinda running out.
[tea cup breaks.]
[growls and gulps.]
[slurps.]
Ahh! Ehh.
[burps.]
Ahh.
Is being weird contagious? Because I think Mr.
Stenchy's Catching it from lilo.
[gulping and chomping.]
[girls gasp.]
Mr.
Stenchy's turning into a monster! He already is a monster! He's Lilo's disconfigured dog! [growls.]
fugicha! Blecch! Aaaaah! [gasps.]
the window! My mom's gonna ground me for life! Aaah! [grunts.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [creaking.]
Whoa [girls scream.]
Whoa, whaaah! Can you get grounded for infinity? Lilo, softly: Come on, Stitch.
You are out of the f.
H.
G.
H.
Forever! Lilo: Stitch I know why you dressed up like Mr.
Stenchy.
Huh? You were trying to impress the f.
H.
G.
H.
For me.
UhYeah, yeah.
I wish I was more like you.
Me? You were being a true friend-- Loyal and unselfish.
Not me.
I only kept Mr.
Stenchy To make the f.
H.
G.
H.
Like me.
If I hadn't had done that, Gantu wouldn't have found him here.
And now Mr.
Stenchy will never find his one true place, Even though you tried so hard to protect him.
Yeah.
[groans.]
chipa.
[keyboard clacking.]
Hah! [echoing footsteps.]
There you go, nice and comfy, Right next to daddykins.
[trills.]
What is that? It's a beddy-weddy for the little guy's nappy-wappy-poo.
I think I'm gonna be sicky-wicky-poo.
You're not jealous, are you? Ah, for ju-- me? Please! All that sugar just makes me queasy.
I gotta get some air.
[mocking.]
here's a beddy-weddy for his nappy-wappy-poo.
Hah! Never made me a cute little bed.
Akata! Ah, do we have to do this now? I just ate.
Akata! Trog in the house! Gantu! [rumbling and crashes.]
Yeah, I can do that move, too, If I wasn't so bloated.
Nagakata! Hello, abomination! [gasps.]
chuta! [growling.]
Let's see now We need a nice desert asteroid For the little trog to call home.
Mr.
Stenchy: Toni kachi.
[Stitch growling.]
[chuckles.]
cute little guy.
[gulp.]
mmm, mmm.
Best sandwich I've ever had.
How can he even say that? Does he toast your bread for you, Hand-slice your pickle, does he? Does he?! [trills.]
Stitch: Oh, dajully so itza? No! I am not jealous of that little ratball! [chuckles.]
uh-huh.
I'm not! Imika wipo.
You can do that? Oh, yeah.
Stitch Could you turn off the computer? That looks like Gantu's ship! [gasps.]
Stitch went to save Mr.
Stenchy! Ah, this looks like a nice desolate spot.
Let me out of here! What happened? Where's 626? He's a lot more motivated than me.
I didn't stand a chance.
He is so strong! Yee-hah! Gah! What the--trog! Can't see! [grunts.]
Hey! [cap fired from gun.]
[Stitch growling.]
[trills.]
There, there.
Ooh! [grunting.]
Ha haah! The bigger they are, The more their landing.
Or something very close to that.
Stitch! [grumbling.]
lilo! Come on! Let's get out of here! Pagadu gogo! Come on, little guy, come to me.
[trills.]
No! Mr.
Stenchy, come to us.
We'll find the one place you belong.
[trills.]
EhEhHuh.
[scared trills.]
That's right.
Come to me.
I would never do what he did.
What who did? That abomination locked poor little guy in a pantry.
Stitch would never do something like that.
Never! [sheepish chuckle.]
iki.
You mean You did? Uh-huh.
But why? Were you jealous of Mr.
Stenchy? Ehh.
Ok, I'll forgive you for locking Mr.
Stenchy in the pantry If you forgive me for letting him hog all the love.
I mean, jealousy stinks, But we're still friends.
Ok.
Both: Come on, Mr.
Stenchy! [chuckles.]
come to me, little guy.
I'm your friend.
I Ugh! That smell! [trills.]
[gasps.]
254 is about to blow! [sniffs.]
[sniffs.]
Ahh! This delightful aroma is what everyone's worked up about? P.
U.
! You like it? On my planet, this would be considered A rare, valuable perfume.
[sniffs.]
Ahh! Smells like my first date.
No.
It can't be true.
It's a trick.
It's true.
254 is full of stink.
Give to me.
I have rocket in buggy.
We can blast him away.
Away? Never! I'll never--phew! Ok, take him.
[trills.]
[whimpers.]
oof! Ika! You make great choice but for wrong reason.
I still slime you.
Uhh--oof! Looks like it's just you and me again Daddykins.
[rocket boosters humming.]
Bye, Mr.
Stenchy.
Thanks for all the fun! How can you be so heartless, Blasting him into deep space, All alone? Not to be worried.
Lilo chose the one perfect place for Mr.
Stenchy, A place where he is to be loved.
[trills.]
[crash.]
Where is that delicious aroma coming from? From that little guy! Ohh, he is so cute! And he smells just like our first date.
[trills.]