Malibu Rescue (2019) s01e04 Episode Script

[UPBEAT SURF ROCK MUSIC PLAYING.]
Here we are.
It's a good thing I found this flyer at the bottom of the trash, or I would've missed Family Day.
Yeah, Mom.
That would've been a real bummer.
Then you'd still have no idea what I do here at Junior Rescue.
[QUIETLY.]
Which is why I put the flyer at the bottom of the trash.
Don't mumble, sweetheart.
You know I can't understand you when you say things under your breath.
Which is why I do it.
Look, I get it.
You're still mad at me for not signing that permission slip.
But I'm a doctor.
I've seen so many people get injured on watercraft.
I'm just trying to protect you.
I know, Mom, and I'm totally fine not riding Sea Jets.
But I am excited to show you all the cool things I do here.
I think you'll be pleased when you see how un-Sea-Jet-related they are.
So this is the headquarters.
It's where l like to kick it when I'm not out there savinglives.
Just 'cause we're Junior Rescue doesn't mean we're not the real deal.
'Sup, Ron? Great guy.
If that guy's name is Ron, why does his name tag say "Kevin"? Uh, because that's his last name? - His name is Ron Kevin? - Mom, why is she here? Because she's your stepsister, and she loves you.
And because Roger wanted us out of the house for the day so he could paint the nursery.
His loss.
I was actually kinda pumped to tell him how great I'm doing here at Junior Rescue.
Well, you'll just have to show us instead.
And we promise to be just as impressed as Roger.
Can we start with the bathroom? 'Cause this baby's got my bladder in a headlock.
[CHUCKLES.]
Seriously, I really have to pee.
- Okay.
- TYLER: Okay, bathroom's this way.
Yo, what's up, Eric? This is so great, having you guys here.
I'm always telling everyone how great you are, but now they get to see it for themselves! - [CHUCKLES.]
- I'm so proud of you, saving lives.
My baby boy's growing up.
- [SOBBING.]
A little too fast.
- ERIC'S MOM: Aw! Eric, we don't have secrets in our family, but your father and I have been keeping something from you.
ERIC: "Proud parent of a Malibu Junior Rescuer"? I am so embarrassed! My shirt doesn't say anything about you.
- Nicole show him.
- [CHUCKLES.]
- Bam! - [ERIC GASPS.]
- [NICOLE LAUGHS.]
- [ERIC EXCLAIMS.]
Look at you! Perfect.
Most people my age would find this embarrassing, but I love it! [ALL LAUGH.]
- This is so - ERIC: Hey, Lizzie, where's your mom? You must be so excited to show her your Sea Jet.
Did you say "Sea Jet"? What? No.
Uh, he's asking if you saw the sea yet.
We were just about to.
Great idea, Eric.
See you later.
Oh! Bye.
Nice to almost meet you, Dr.
McGrath! DYLAN: Hey, Gina.
Sorry your parents couldn't make it to Family Day.
It's all good.
They had to go to my sister's prep school for a swim meet.
Yeah.
My mom had to work.
You know what that means? We get to be Family Day ambassadors! Oh, I'm gonna hate this.
DYLAN: Meet Finley.
The official mascot of Malibu Junior Rescue.
One of us wears a suit, and the other takes the photos.
Which do you wanna do? Makes no difference to me.
Makes no difference at all.
[GIGGLES.]
[ENTHUSIASTICALLY.]
Photos [IN LOW VOICE.]
or Finley? [LOUDLY.]
Photos [SOFTLY.]
or Finley? - You wanna be Finley, don't you? - Only since I was six.
[CHUCKLES.]
Even though it was Gina's fault we got stranded on that beach, I stepped up and saved the day, 'cause that'show I do.
Also, don't ask Gina about this, because her version's stupid.
I'm so proud of you.
We're so proud of you.
You're gonna make such a good big brother.
Technically, he already is a big brother, and he kinda blows at it.
Sasha! Don't say "blows.
" Mom, can you get a picture of me to send to Roger? - Sure.
- Uh, Junior Rescue.
I'll take that.
[GRUNTS.]
Actually, can you stand back to get the muscles? Yeah.
Gross.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
- [SIGHS.]
Can you cut it out, Sasha? If you stop hating on everything for a second, you might actually see something that you think is cool.
[GASPS.]
That dolphin costume's cool! - See? - Said nobody ever.
- Dang it, I walked right into that.
- Yeah.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
DYLAN, AS FINLEY: Slap me some fin, little guy.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
- [DYLAN CHUCKLES.]
- [KIDS GROAN.]
[DYLAN, IN NORMAL VOICE.]
That was fun.
[SIGHS.]
Just let me know if you need a break.
It's seriously hot today.
Are you kidding? [AS FINLEY.]
Making kids smile gives me a real sense of porpoise.
Get it? "Porpoise.
" [SIGHS.]
There's something seriously wrong with you.
DYLAN: Ah, you love it.
Here you go.
Sorry.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
LIZZIE: Come on, Mom.
I wanna show you where we keep the helmets and the life jackets.
All the safety equipment.
Safety's our number one priority here at Junior Rescue.
I can't believe any parent would let their kids ride those Sea Jets.
If I knew you were doing something half that dangerous, I'd pull you out of this program - so fast - Oh, wow! We really shouldn't be around all this hammering without any safety goggles.
We should get out of here.
Why are you acting so strange? Strange? Acting? Am I? [CHUCKLES.]
You were weird when I met your friend Eric, and now it feels like you're trying to hide something from me.
Um Uh - [SIGHS.]
Okay, fine.
The truth is - ERIC: Lizzie! Oh, cool! You're telling your mom about Us! I'm telling her about us.
That's right.
Eric and I are dating.
That's what I was hiding from you.
[NICOLE CHUCKLES.]
Eric? You never told us you had a girlfriend.
[CHUCKLES.]
I'm still getting used to the idea myself.
- [ERIC AND LIZZIE LAUGH.]
- Oh! ERIC'S FATHER: Ah, yes! TYLER'S MOTHER: Okay, all right, okay.
Phew! Okay.
You know, not many people get to come into a real official lifeguard tower.
On a scale of one to ten, how stoked are you? Nobody says "stoked.
" Okay, fine.
What do you wanna do? - Go home.
- Sasha, seriously.
Enough with the attitude.
You know, we're not going to get to do things like this after the baby comes.
It's Family Day.
I wanna have fun with the two of you.
Then why aren't we doing anything fun? - Oh! Sasha! - Mom, just let her go.
I know, she's eight.
We can't just let her go, right? Right, right.
That's what I thought.
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING.]
My mom says I have a magnetism that I can't control.
- If I maybe sent some signals - Eric.
- It's okay.
We're not really dating.
- [SIGHS.]
My mom was asking me what I was hiding from her, and I was afraid she'd find out I'm on Sea Jet Patrol.
I didn't know what else to do.
But she signed the permission slip.
Actually, I forged her signature.
Forged her signature? Elizabelle Riley McConaughey! None of those are my name.
[SCOFFS.]
Why did you do that? You have to tell her the truth.
I can't! If she finds out, she'll pull me out of Junior Rescue.
Hi! Please, Eric, you gotta help me.
Just for the rest of the day.
I can't do that.
I've never lied to my parents, ever.
Even if I wanted to, you remember what happens when I lie.
- The laughing, the sweating - The "bomb dot com.
" No, it won't be the bomb dot com! It'll be terrible.
I got it.
You won't have to lie, because I'll do all the talking.
Please, Eric? I guess I'd be a pretty bad fake boyfriend - if I didn't help.
- Thank you.
- Lizzie seems like a lovely young lady.
- Thank you.
My son's got his first girlfriend.
[SIGHS.]
Boy's got game.
[SOBS.]
Just like his daddy.
I have to admit, I'm a little hurt.
Eric always tells us everything.
They do make an adorable couple, but doesn't this feel a little sudden? I agree, Wendy.
Something is up.
Eric would not keep anything this big from me.
Kids! We got questions.
- Uh - [EXHALES.]
Everybody say, "Junior Rescue is made possible thanks to your generous donations.
" [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
- Thank you so much.
- DYLAN: Swim safe, little guy.
Just stuff the money in the dolphin's blowhole, ma'am.
WOMAN: Thank you.
It's so hot.
I feel like my face is melting.
Aren't you dying in there? No, I'm fine.
Watch it.
Was that Tyler's sister? She looked mad.
[AS FINLEY.]
Guess someone woke up on the wrong side of the reef.
[LAUGHS.]
[IN NORMAL VOICE.]
What? That was a good one! So, how long has this been going on? A week.
Mm-hmm.
And who liked who first? It was mutual.
Why'd you keep it a secret? We agreed we'd tell you all at the same time.
In person.
On Family Day.
Oh.
I appreciate the personal touch.
We had a feeling you would, Mr.
Mitchell.
- Please, call me Derek.
- [GIGGLES.]
I remain Mrs.
Mitchell.
WENDY: Eric you haven't said a word.
How do you feel about all this? I Uh NICOLE: No more fries.
[SLURPING LOUDLY.]
[TYLER'S MOTHER SCOFFS.]
Why would Sasha run off? I don't know, but don't worry.
There's lifeguards everywhere.
They won't let anything happen to her.
- DYLAN: Here's Finley! - [SCREAMS.]
Whoa! Do not sneak up on me like that! I am dangerously pregnant.
Have you seen Sasha anywhere? Yeah, a few minutes ago.
She took off towards the pier.
DYLAN: Hey, Gina.
This little guy wants a picture with Finley.
- Dude! You have to take that suit off! - Why? 'Cause you're posing with a trash can.
- [FLIES BUZZING.]
- GINA: And you're acting crazy.
Ugh.
I thought this kid smelled weird.
[SCOFFS.]
I'm getting you out of there.
- DYLAN: No, I'm fine! - No, you're not! You're hallucinating! It's the heat.
- [ZIPPER SNAPS.]
- [GRUNTS.]
Uh-oh The zipper just broke.
You stay here, I'll go get some pliers.
[CHILDREN LAUGH.]
Oh, no.
I am not falling for that again, trash can.
[SLURPS.]
Okay.
- I see what's going on here.
- NICOLE: Mm-hmm.
You need me to buy you another shake.
Excuse me, can we get him another No, no, no more shakes! Talk to me, Eric.
Okay, you know we don't have secrets.
Why would you keep this from me? Okay, why are you shutting me out? I'm your mother.
Come on, Eric.
Look what you're doing to her.
Just tell her something, anything.
When did you first know you liked Lizzie? WENDY: No, Lizzie.
Let Eric answer.
I Uh I guess the day I met her.
I fell off my bike, and she was the first one to help me up.
That's just Lizzie.
She's the first one to jump in when someone's in trouble.
She's funny and kind.
And it's like everything's better when she's around.
[NICOLE SOBBING.]
That's my baby! [CLICKS TONGUE.]
Oh! DEREK: Oh, Nicole You got a tissue? I think I got something in my eye.
And I think that something - [CRYING.]
is tears.
- NICOLE: Mm.
Thank you for telling me the truth.
Uh All right, I can't do this anymore.
Mom, Derek, Mrs.
Mitchell Eric and I aren't together.
I made it up.
[MOUTHING.]
Lizzie, why would you do that? Because I was afraid you'd find out the truth.
I forged your signature on the permission slip.
I'm on the Sea Jet Patrol.
- You're what? You disobeyed me.
- Mom, I Not another word, Elizabeth.
I'm pulling you out of Junior Rescue.
LIZZIE: Mom! Mom! [ALL SLURP.]
TYLER: Sasha! Sasha! - TYLER: Sasha! - [TYLER'S MOTHER SIGHS.]
We're on the ocean.
How is it this hot? Look, Mom, just sit and rest, okay? I'll find her.
[PANTING.]
Okay.
All right.
- [GROANS.]
- Sasha! - [SIGHS.]
Okay.
- [DOOR CLATTERS.]
Ooh! - Whew.
Nobody saw that.
- SASHA: Yes, I did.
Sasha? We've been looking for you everywhere.
- Well, you found me.
Now go away.
- What's your problem today? I'm sorry I don't wanna spend all my time watching you show off.
I was just excited for someone to see what I do here.
Roger's the one who sent me here, and he didn't even bother to show up.
Yeah.
He had to paint the nursery.
Right? How is it that the smallest kid gets the biggest room? It's not even born yet, and it's already getting - more attention than us.
- [CHUCKLES.]
Can you hate somebody you haven't met yet? Hate someone? What What are you even talk Oh, the baby! That's what this is about.
Um guys it's the baby.
I know! That's why Sasha's so mad.
No the baby's coming.
Exactly! That's why she's been acting like this! No [MOANS.]
[GRUNTS.]
The baby's coming right now! - [PANTING.]
- Oh, God! - Don't worry, I'm gonna get help.
- Okay.
Great.
- [TYLER YELPS.]
- [WATER SPLASHES.]
Okay.
Small problem.
Actually, huge problem! I think when I tripped over the rope, the boathouse came loose.
What do we do now? Okay.
Okay, guys.
Everything is gonna be fi [SCREAMS.]
Okay, that hurt! - Okay, I'm I'm calling 9-1-1.
- [GROANS.]
[PHONE DIALS.]
Hello? Yeah, I have an emergen And I'm on hold.
We can't just be on hold! Call someone else! Who else am I supposed to call? 9-1-2? Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast, 'cause this baby wants to come out! Okay.
- [SCREAMS IN PAIN.]
- [PHONE DIALING.]
Oh! Mom? Mom! Mom! I need to speak to Garvin Cross.
Mom, please.
You can't pull me out of Junior Rescue.
You should've thought of that before you forged my signature.
[PHONE VIBRATING.]
- [PHONE CLICKS.]
- What was I supposed to do? You let me sign up for Junior Rescue, but you won't let me do it.
And that makes it okay for you to lie to me? [PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING, CLICKS.]
No, it's not okay.
I hate lying to you.
But I didn't know what else to do.
I'm really good at this.
I'm just trying to keep you safe.
But you're holding me back.
You're so scared something bad might happen, you're not letting me live my life.
I didn't come here to do dangerous things.
I came here to help people.
Like you do.
- [CELL PHONE VIBRATING.]
- Tyler, this isn't a good time.
Hello, Lizzie? Yeah, okay.
My mom's in labor, and we're all in a shed floating out into the ocean.
I need someone to come get us.
Someone with a Sea Jet.
I'm on it.
Mom, I need your help.
[WENDY SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES.]
Excuse me.
Sorry, coming through.
- Excuse me.
- [DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
[PANTING.]
Oh! Dylan! Are you okay? Grandpa? Is that you? Can you open a window? It's so hot.
Don't worry.
I'll get you out of here.
Okay, according to this, we just have to make her comfortable, time the contractions, and examine her Oh, no! No, I'm not doing any of that, because I'm not delivering my mother's baby! [PANTING.]
Look! This wasn't part of my birthing plan, either, but you're gonna have to, okay? [BREATHES DEEPLY.]
You're right.
I'm Junior Rescue.
I can do this.
Okay! Just lift up the blanket Nope, nope! Can't do that! You don't have to look.
I'll be your eyes.
Can you be my hands, too? - [SCREAMS.]
- [GROANS.]
I see it! I see the head! Okay, okay! Okay, Mom, push! [GINA PANTING.]
Almost there.
Come on.
[GRUNTS.]
Okay.
- TYLER: Okay, Mom, push! - [SCREAMS.]
[GROANS.]
Oh! [GRUNTS.]
[PANTING.]
Okay, one more! [SCREAMS AND GRUNTS.]
[GASPS.]
Gina! [BABY CRYING.]
[PANTING AND SOBBING.]
Hi! [LAUGHING WEAKLY.]
You're my hero.
Come on.
TYLER'S MOTHER: Hi, baby! You guys! You guys were incredible.
I couldn't have done it without Sasha.
Actually, you couldn't have done it without me.
[CHUCKLES.]
I'm so glad you two aren't fighting.
That dumb baby is pretty cute.
Believe it or not, having a little sister isn't so bad.
Even if they are a pain sometimes.
Just wait until she starts crapping all over everything you love.
She just did.
That was my favorite sweater.
[BABY FUSSES, PASSES GAS.]
Tyler! We're here.
Shh! Jake's sleeping! What? She looks like a Jake, so that's what we're calling her.
Everything looks fine.
You guys did a great job.
Mom, you stay here.
I'll tow us back to shore.
Tyler, grab that rope and meet me outside.
[BABY FUSSES.]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Mom, Dad I'm really sorry I lied.
Oh, technically, you just stuffed your face - while Lizzie did all the lying.
- Mm-hmm.
But I did lie when you guys asked me - what I liked about Lizzie.
- DEREK: I don't know.
You weren't sweating or doing your weird laugh or calling anything"bomb dot com, bomb dot com!" I don't think you were lying.
- Do you smell that? - Smells like tuna.
- What is - How's everybody's Family Day going? - [GIGGLES.]
- [ALL YELL.]
Okay, Finley.
I think you've terrified enough people for one day.
[SIGHS.]
Roger.
Yeah, I need you to come pick us up.
And bring a baby seat.
- [BABY FUSSES.]
- Because there's a baby.
[BABY COOS.]
[WHISPERS.]
- You did a great job.
- TYLER'S MOTHER: Thank you.
I have to admit, seeing you in action was pretty exciting.
Thanks, Mom.
[BABY COOS.]
I'm sorry I lied to you.
You did.
You lied to me, and I don't like it.
But I understand why you did it.
Lizzie, I'm always gonna worry about you.
But maybe I do need to let go.
So, you're not gonna pull me out of Junior Rescue? Under one condition.
No more lies! - Deal.
- I love you, sweetie.
Boop.
Did you just put sunscreen on my nose? Yes, I did.
You were getting a little pink.
You know you could have lied about anything today.
Why'd you say you and Eric were a thing? I don't know.
I guess it was just the first thing I thought of.
Ha! What's that supposed to mean? Nothing.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]