Mismatched (2020) s01e04 Episode Script

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Whom to love, whom not to love,
it's not in our hands.
That butterflies-in-the-stomach
kind of love
We don't choose it. It chooses us.
I think I like someone.
And I mean "like" like.
-Is it Celina?
-Yeah!
Shit!
Shit, Rishu, I'm so screwed.
Why? Because it's Peacock Celina?
Hey, listen,
have you ever seen her on her bike?
She looks so hot.
So, then, just go for it.
No, I can't.
Why? It's been a long time
since you liked someone.
But I don't even know
if she is into girls.
So just find out.
How can I find out?
Go and tell her. Show some guts.
Do you want
a one-sided romance your whole life?
-No, I won't tell anyone.
-Thank you.
By the way,
what's going on with Ms. Ahuja?
-They say third time's the charm.
-What rubbish!
There is no plan.
Just work. 'Cause I don't want
more misunderstandings.
And anyway, right now, I think
Namrata and Celina have a better chance
-than Dimple and Rishi.
-Shut up.
-Hi.
-Hi.
I'm ready. App ready?
-Get it?
-Funny.
Sorry.
You like Bollywood music?
At home, my mother
listens to it throughout the day.
So I like it now.
In fact,
one of my favorites is Avijit Singh.
Arijit.
All right.
You start working on the wireframe.
-I will make the mascot.
-Okay.
It's just been five minutes.
Why are you making such a fuss?
I've been having an upset stomach.
This is Krish bhaiya. Say hi to Damini.
Hello, Krish bhaiya. How are you?
-Namaste.
-Okay
He also spends a lot of time
in the bathroom, just like me.
He is looking a little sad, right?
-Hello?
-Hello, Anmol. This is Zeenat.
I have gotten lots of codes
with the help of Google.
If you can meet me today,
I can tell you about it.
You got it from Google, must be good.
-If we could meet today for--
-Let's think about it tomorrow.
Find her a husband, man.
What happened to you?
The number you are trying is currently
unavailable. Please try again never.
I made biryani today.
In Lucknow,
people used to swear by my biryani.
-Would you like to try it?
-Mutton biryani?
Okay. I'm coming.
Project WILF starts today.
It's already started.
I can see the bulge
I'll win her over for sure today.
Anmol, come in.
What's up, Karim?
Hey, Krish, good that you're here, too.
I made a little extra biryani anyway.
Have you asked somebody
to bring the booze? Who?
Zeenat Aunty! Thanks for calling us.
This is so nice of you. What a nice house!
Keep this in the fridge, Ms. Karim.
Look, those two idiots have come.
Zeenat didi, meet Damini.
Pizza? There is already so much biryani.
No! I called him. Come inside.
We don't have enough money.
I'll give you booze instead. Alcohol.
That's my phone.
Namrata.
-Sorry, I'll just be back.
-Yeah.
Your phone's ringing.
Hello?
Rishu,
Celina invited me to Zeenat's party.
Go, then. This is the perfect opportunity.
Should I go?
I'll sneak out somehow
Yes, Celina?
Listen, you're coming
to Zeenat's party, right?
No, you guys have fun.
I've got a lot of work.
-Who is coming?
-Don't worry about all of that.
Just go to the party and ask her, okay?
Shut up, Rishi!
Call me when you are done, okay?
-All the best.
-Okay.
Party?
Yes, at Zeenat's place.
Do you want to go?
No, man.
I guess I'll just finish my work.
You go if you want to.
I mean, if Namrata is calling you.
No, it's okay.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Okay.
Everyone becomes a fool in love, right?
Like I got a secret tattoo
for my first crush,
but I never showed it to her.
I was so nervous
I could never tell her how I felt.
Today, I am feeling the same nervousness.
Should I tell her?
Or is a silent one-sided love
better than facing rejection?
Hi.
You look bomb-dot-com.
-Oh, my God! Thank you!
-Yeah.
I think
I am all set to become a fool again.
Let's go?
I'm sure I'm going to do
a lot more stupid things, for you.
Actually, with you, I hope.
This party is lit!
-'Sup, guys? Let's rave!
-You're taking drugs for the first time?
What's happening?
Hey, bro, leave this.
I have already mixed it in.
If you take a sip, you'll feel funny.
If you take two,
you will bounce like a bunny.
Three sips, you'll start causing trouble.
Four sips, you'll be invincible.
You decide how far you want to go.
Now I understand
why you agreed so quickly.
You know what?
Why don't you have a drink?
I've never had alcohol before.
She hasn't had alcohol
So are you DTF?
Yes! We are partners.
But, here, in front of everyone?
Let's do this. I will come over tomorrow,
then we will do all the DTF. Is that okay?
Okay. Let's drink to that.
Here you go. YOLO.
I'm sure you know what that means.
It'll be in your app.
If you insist
Besides,
even God forgives one mistake, right?
-I was saying the same thing.
-Amazing.
Bro
Bro!
Do you want to get totally wasted?
-What?
-Do you want to get wasted?
Thank you.
Oh, my God!
This is very cute.
I didn't know you sketch so well.
-Very cute.
-Thank you.
Sorry. Just a second.
Yes, uncle?
She must be on campus.
She was in the library.
That's why her phone must be off.
I'll take her home right away.
Bye.
What happened?
I'll have to go to Zeenat's place.
Right now?
Yes, I need to take Namrata home.
That's okay.
I can call Celina. She can take her.
No, that's fine. I have to make sure
she reaches safely. You're coming?
Okay.
I'm really sorry, I'll have to go. Bye.
Oh, wow. This is the first time
we've had sibling telepathy.
What are you doing here?
Sufiana jaan was so boring
that Mumma fell asleep.
So I escaped.
I knew you'd be here at the girl's hostel.
Stop talking rubbish and come with me.
Ashish, what are you doing?
I'll hit you. Ashish!
-Sexy librarian is your type, huh?
-Shut up!
Sometimes, I feel like
I should forget all the worries,
not care about anyone, and just let go.
And announce it openly, "Yes, I'm gay."
But I can't.
People here won't understand me.
Doesn't look like anything interesting
has happened between you two.
Dada, you must learn
something from Dad and me.
Ignore to score.
"Ignore to score" is what?
It means
don't pay attention to the main girl.
Give plenty of compliments to her friend.
The lesser the attention,
the more sexual tension.
Ashish, take my advice.
Stop hanging out with Dad.
Ridiculous.
Okay, who are you going to tell first?
Mom or Dad?
So, she doesn't know
that our parents are divorced.
All right. Of course, how would she know?
Your life is perfect, right?
What's your problem?
I'll tell her whenever I feel like.
You behave like you're my younger brother.
Okay, dada.
Your laptop is off.
What?
What is this place?
Dada, I didn't expect this from you.
Zeenat! Hi! How are you?
-Rishi, I'm not able to understand
-Rishi!
Look who arrived.
Hi. How are you?
Parties are meant for dancing,
not standing in the corner. Let's dance.
I'll dance.
Listen,
could you please come over quickly?
Me? Zeenat.
Zeenat Aman.
Hung up!
Listen, please don't hang up.
Please come quickly.
Otherwise, there will be a big problem.
Hello, uncle.
Namrata was exhausted due to all the work.
She has a friend, Dimple.
Namrata is sleeping in her dorm.
Don't worry.
I'll bring her home tomorrow morning.
You will encounter many speed breakers
in your path to success.
And you have to take some tough decisions
to get through these speed breakers.
They could be anything.
Spending less time with friends,
missing a lot of parties.
Hey, bro, she will leave
nothing for us to drink.
Let her drink. There's more--
Hey, look who's coming. Get up quickly.
Hide the bottle, quick!
Good evening.
Karim, are you okay?
I'm totally wasted, asshole.
You need some water.
Keep drinking water.
Away from your homes
Alcohol
smoking
drugs!
This is what's going on here?
Have you come here for this?
Are you not ashamed?
Now, will you keep standing here
or will you dance, as well?
DJ Naughty!
Take it away!
Guys!
Come.
He is a dog!
Okay.
Hurry up.
Yes, everybody is here
and we are having a lot of fun.
-Hello.
-You made it.
When I called, you didn't come.
He called you,
and you came immediately. Cheater.
Hey! I'll just be back.
Ashish, what are you doing?
She is like your sister.
Stop being jealous
of my dance move, dada.
Okay. Go! Just go!
Krish, first base only, please.
Listen, Simran,
we've been dating for ten months.
For ten months, we've been stuck
on first base. What is this?
Krish, I want to take it slow, please.
Listen, come here.
No Leave it.
This moment has passed.
Listen
'Suppity, 'sup! Come on, selfie time.
Hey, one sec, C.
I'll just quickly touch up my makeup.
What touch-up
-It's fine, you look great.
-No Listen
-The light is bad. One second.
-Fuck it. The moment passed.
Accepting yourself is difficult
but it's important to do so.
Namrata, where are you going?
Rishi, I need to find Celina.
Everyone says
that you must accept yourself as you are.
But the fact is that we also
look for someone who accepts us
just the way we are, with all our flaws.
-I'm tired. I'm very tired.
-Why?
Simran
doesn't let me sleep all night.
-Yeah?
-Yes.
If I say it in binary,
zero, one, one, zero, one.
The fortunate ones find such a person.
They're meant to be.
Someone who accepts them.
Someone they can show
all of their flaws to.
You must have kept it somewhere.
Yes, it may be in that.
How will you find booze in a tin of flour?
What are you doing, dude?
Baby, I had a drink for you too.
Such a wonderful party!
Should I tell you something?
I wasn't able to tell this
to anyone till now.
Sure.
The morning my husband died,
do you know what my first thought was?
I thought, "Good, he is free now
and so am I."
To you, Karim.
Why did she bring me to the party
when she didn't want to be with me?
She always leaves me and goes away.
-It's not--
-This is a sign. She doesn't like me.
-Listen, it's not like that.
-She is not that into me. Rishi
It's okay. I will find out. Come.
-Hello?
-What happened, dear?
You're calling at this hour?
Are you okay? It's allergy season.
-I'm all right.
-Then what?
Don't worry, dear.
Your course will be good.
No, it's not that. Just
I was missing home,
so I thought of calling.
One, two, three.
Whenever something goes wrong
You can't keep consoling me
with this song. I'm not a six-year-old.
But you laughed.
You can listen
to the rest of the song on YouTube.
-Now, let us sleep, okay?
-Okay, bye.
Hey.
Harsh.
Sorry, I had a song request.
"Whenever Something Goes Wrong."
What the fuck?
-"Whenever Something--"
-I heard that.
-But I'm not going to play that.
-Why?
Please don't kill my vibe, Dimple.
This is not a party for old people.
Even if I play
the remix version of that song,
half the people will fall asleep
and the rest will go home.
Don't play the song if you don't want to.
Why the attitude?
That's rich, coming from you,
the girl who sat in the corner
the entire party and spoke to no one,
being antisocial.
Maybe you should try
getting a drink, making a friend,
or being nice for once in your life.
-Hey, do you want to smoke a joint?
-No, thanks.
What is the word you just said?
Antisocial?
Nice.
That's not a compliment.
Thank you.
Welcome?
Mr. Shekhawat.
Good to see that you're still here.
Didn't quit?
No, sir,
I wanted to prove your theory wrong.
Shekhawat, this youth
is all about this idealism.
When you are young,
you feel like you can do anything.
You can do anything, achieve anything.
When you grow,
with age, don't let go of this belief.
This belief drives the world.
Thank you very much for the advice, sir.
I will never forget this, sir. Never.
Good for you, bro.
Sir, I have the perfect new app idea.
So excited to listen
to your next million-dollar idea.
Shoot.
Maybe later.
What? Not today?
Saved!
Sir
-do you have a problem with Dimple?
-No.
Are you sure?
Rishi
I think Ahuja is really capable.
She is bloody smart.
So I'm just trying to push her
further in the right direction.
Dimple! Dimple, stop.
Listen, Sid will never approve
your app idea.
-Why?
-Because you like Nandini Nahata.
-Bitch.
-Hey!
Rich. I said rich.
Do you know how she became rich?
She stole Sid's ultra-successful startup.
She got rich by cheating.
What rubbish!
Nandini would never do such a thing.
She has done it.
That's why he hates her.
He is irritated with you, too.
He will never approve your app ideas.
-Listen to me.
-Sycophant!
Let him do whatever he wants.
I will make the app for sure.
Bro! I've been looking for Namrata.
-She is also looking for you.
-Is it? Where is she?
She's outside.
Oh, my God. Okay, I'm swaying.
Ta-da!
-Oh, my God, Rishi! Where were you?
-Where were you?
I was in the bathroom. I went to pee.
And then I saw Simran there.
She just keeps
airbrushing herself all the time.
Someone needs to tell her,
"Stop trying to look perfect."
Our flaws make us interesting.
-Don't you think so?
-Absolutely.
Don't you think so?
See, for example, come. Come with me.
Check out my boobies.
The right one
is smaller than the left one.
-What rubbish!
-Come. Feel.
-Isn't it?
-No.
It is.
Oh, my God! I love this song, Celina.
Oh, my God!
I love this song, too. We're soulmates.
We're soulmates. Come here.
Are you also alone like me?
Hi!
Hi.
What is your new idea?
The Antisocial Network.
It will help antisocials like me
survive through parties like these.
It's better than the weather app.
-Well done.
-Yeah.
When you were busy with Namrata,
I was sitting alone at the party.
That's when I thought of it.
Right.
By the way
I didn't know
about you and Namrata.
I mean It's fine.
It makes sense, I guess.
What?
No, I mean, you both
are childhood friends, right?
Yes. So?
So your feelings or bond
or whatever that is
-It's okay.
-Yeah.
I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but
there is nothing between Namrata and me.
We're just really close friends.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Rishi, you know what?
I'm a little slow with these things,
but I have eyes.
-I can see.
-Sure.
So please, your geeky,
nerdy, love chemistry talks,
-and all that--
-Okay. Come.
-Where?
-Inside. I'll show you something.
The chemistry is there.
What? Are you serious?
-Okay.
-Yeah.
Hey, but listen,
please don't tell anyone about this
-because this whole--
-Don't worry. Deleted.
Good.
Anyway, everything is hidden
in your deleted messages. So good.
Also
the geeky, nerdy love chemistry
is with someone else.
With who?
Whenever something goes wrong
Whenever there's a problem
What the fuck?
-Anmol.
-Are you okay?
-Careful!
-Bro, are you okay?
He's just high.
-Careful, careful!
-Easy, easy! Easy!
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine!
-Let's leave together.
-Just fuck off, please.
Momo, please, not right now.
Leave me the fuck alone!
What's wrong with him?
Whenever something goes wrong
Yes, looks like I'm all set
to become a fool in love.
But this time,
I don't want a silent, one-sided love.
This love, which is my secret today,
may become our secret tomorrow.
And someday,
it may not be a secret anymore.
I hope.
Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin