Mission: Yozakura Family (2024) s01e04 Episode Script

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[Mutsumi humming softly]
Ah! Quite tasty, if I say so myself!
Now to finish it off.
[Taiyo] Hey, sorry, Mutsumi.
-[growls]
-[Mutsumi] What is it, Taiyo?
H-How do you put on a bra, again?
[gasps]
M-Mutsumi! It's not what you think!
This is just
[Mutsumi] I-It's all right.
No matter what kind of inclinations
you may have, I'll embrace them.
[Taiyo] Uh, no! I was only
practicing my disguise skills!
Please look me in the eye!
[woman chuckles]
All right, then,
shall I show you how it's done?
Who are you?
Kengo! You're not doing that again?
-Kengo?
-[chuckles softly]
[Mutsumi] Come on, now!
Hey, Mutsumi. You wouldn't
happen to know where Taiyo
[Kengo] Don't you like this?
[Taiyo] Hey, don't force it on me.
Can you be more gentle? Hey!
I guess every married couple
does things differently
[Taiyo] This is a misunderstanding!
What? Are you saying our relationship's
a misunderstanding, too?
Hey! What are you talking about, Kengo?
-[Kengo] That makes me sad!
-Huh? Kengo?
I'm telling you,
this is all a misunderstanding!
Taiyo, you're no fun.
Play along with me a little more.
I don't want to!
[Kyoichiro] Morning, Mutsumi!
Your big bro's about to go on a mission,
so come on and kiss me goodbye!
[thud]
[groans]
[opening theme playing]
MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY
PLAN 4
KENGO/SHINZO
[Shinzo] Pretty rough morning
for you, huh?
[Taiyo chuckles lightly]
Oh, are you heading out
on a mission now, Big Bro Shinzo?
Yeah. That's right.
Is it a tough mission?
Nope. Just a low-level mission,
retrieving the original plate
for counterfeit money,
so it shouldn't take long.
[Taiyo] That's low-level?
[Shinzo] Hey, almost forgot.
Taiyo, there's something
I wanted to give you.
Huh?
Seriously
I can't believe Kengo and Big Bro
Kyoichiro's early-morning antics!
[chuckles softly]
-[baseball bat clinks]
-[whooshes]
[boy] Watch out!
A no-look catch?
[ball whooshes]
H-Hey, you!
We'd love for you to join our team!
[bell ringing]
Ahh
[Mutsumi] Listen, Taiyo
Huh? What's up?
You don't seem to have noticed,
but you're becoming
more and more superhuman
thanks to your training.
If you're not careful,
you'll give yourself away.
Huh?
They can't sense your presence
or hear your footsteps,
so people are calling you "ninja"
behind your back these days.
[Taiyo] Ninja
My bad.
[Mutsumi] Cheer up!
Here! "Ahh!"
[Taiyo] Wouldn't this kind of thing
make me stick out, too?
Ahh
[Mutsumi] Hey.
I almost forgot!
Taiyo, are you free after school today?
There's something I'd like you
to help me out with when we get home.
[Taiyo] Uh, sure, that's fine with me.
[Mutsumi] Thanks!
[chuckles softly]
YOZAKURA
Item number three.
Compensation is short by $100,000.
Check with the client.
The return on this apartment complex
is less than 5%, so I'm rejecting it.
Tell them to write up a proposal for 5.5%.
C-Copy that.
I don't know how you do it,
sorting all these stacks of documents.
[Mutsumi] Well, I'm used to it.
This kind of administrative work
is part of the head's job, too.
Real estate management,
funding, investing stocks.
[Taiyo] R-Right.
Once in a while, Big Bro Kyoichiro
sneaks in fake divorce papers,
-so make sure you burn every page.
-Hmm?
PETITION FOR DIVORCE
As you wish.
[sighs wearily]
Kengo again, huh?
Mm?
KENGO'S ROOM
-[knocking on door]
-[Mutsumi] Kengo? We're coming in.
[Kengo] What? No way.
I'm super busy playing a game right now.
[both] Mm.
STOP
[Taiyo] This place is a huge mess.
[Kengo] Hey, come on, you two.
-[Taiyo gasps]
-You're invading my privacy!
[Taiyo] Where'd he come from?
Look, you! You forgot to attach
the paperwork for a report again.
Now get out of there right now!
[Kengo] What a stickler!
A missing attachment or two,
what difference does it make?
[Taiyo] And where did that come from?
You're as sloppy as ever, aren't you?
I bet it's buried somewhere around here.
[sighs]
[Taiyo] I'll look, too,
so why don't you join us, Kengo?
-[Kengo] I wouldn't do that if I were you.
-Huh?
[Kengo] Since there are
guns and hand grenades in the pile, too.
Whoa!
Not to mention
I never do anything that's a hassle!
I'm a free spirit! [chuckles]
At least put some clothes on.
Huh? Not happening.
My skin's exhausted from all
those disguises, and I'm healing it now.
[Mutsumi] At least make an effort to
hide it in front of your younger sister.
Oh, come on! Back in the day,
you and I bathed together, remember?
You'd say, "Big Bro! Big Bro!"
And you'd always be clinging to me!
You sure were adorable back then.
-[Mutsumi] Back then?
-[gasps]
[Kengo] These days, you're such a nag,
and you've really grown
into that mom role.
-[Mutsumi gasps]
-Mutsumi?
[Mutsumi] I think it's time
that I disciplined you, no?
As the head of the Yozakura family.
[chuckles]
Oh!
Oh, crap!
[Mutsumi] Naive of you.
Hibernation, activate.
-[rumbling]
-[Taiyo gasps]
SHION MAGNIFIERS
ZOOM, X-RAY, VIDEO RECORDING, ETC.
[Shinzo] Technology this sophisticated
how on earth
Not only that,
but this airtight security system
Well, well! Mr. Director. I am honored
that you would visit us directly.
[director] Looks like it's going well.
[man] Yes, the counterfeit bills
produced by our company
now command 60% of the market.
We've also secured an overseas pipeline.
We have that youngster to thank, don't we?
[Shinzo] I knew it. There's someone else
pulling all the strings.
[clicking]
[beeping]
[alarm buzzing]
[groans] A double trap?
[grunts]
[gunshots firing]
MUTSUMI'S ROOM
[Mutsumi] Looks like he's not in my room.
[Taiyo] I never knew you had
all these hobbies, Mutsumi.
[Mutsumi] Well, a lot of the time,
I couldn't go out
because someone was after me.
They were the perfect outlets for stress.
[Taiyo] And you've depicted the cause
of your stress in your artwork.
SHION'S ROOM
KEEP OUT!
-[thumping]
-[Mutsumi] Big Sis Shion! I'm coming in!
[Shion] Playing hide-and-seek
with Kengo again?
There's no sign of him
having come this way! [strains]
[grunts, pants]
YOU DIED!
YOU ARE NOT EXERCISING!
Damn it!
No wonder I suck at physical games!
[Taiyo] Then maybe
you should just not play them?
[Mutsumi] Thanks, Big Sis Shion.
There'd be hell to pay if he woke up
Big Sis Futaba, so he wouldn't be here.
[Nanao] I don't think
he came here, either.
If he were here, he'd die, you know.
[Mutsumi] Thanks!
[snoring]
Not here, either, huh?
This room is so posh!
[gasps] W-Wow!
He's not here, either.
That leaves only
KYOICHIRO
Hey, Mutsumi
Let's move on now!
I don't have the energy to waste on this.
[door creaks, closes]
[Taiyo] He's not here, huh?
You think maybe he's outside by now?
We're good.
There's no escaping Hibernation.
And besides
[Futaba] What's going on, you two?
Just standing around there
We still can't find Kengo.
You're playing hide-and-seek
with Kengo again?
What?
Where have you all been till now, Big Sis?
[Nanao] We were compiling the data
on the product we confiscated
from that drug cartel we busted last week.
Turns out it was third-rate stuff
of only 10% purity.
Times are tough everywhere, huh?
They used to be quite the infamous cartel.
-[snicker]
-[Taiyo and Mutsumi gasp]
[shouting] Th-There he is!
Hey, you finally noticed me!
-[grunts]
-Come back here!
[all sigh]
[footsteps]
[Kengo grunts]
[Taiyo panting] Whoa!
-[loud thud]
-Taiyo?
Ow, ow, ow.
He threw the whole frame at me.
Are you okay? Where's Kengo?
He went through there.
I've never seen a secret passageway
like this, even on the mansion blueprints!
That Kengo! He went and created it!
[yelling] So frustrating!
He got away from me!
It's all right, Mutsumi.
You did a good job.
[sighs in exasperation]
Hibernation disable.
[rumbling]
[Taiyo] Oh, well. Let's just start looking
for that paperwork ourselves.
STOP
Right.
Thanks
-[handcuff clicks]
-Kengo!
[gasps] What are you talking about,
Mutsumi? I'm
Under no circumstances is it possible to
escape this mansion during Hibernation.
That's why you needed me to disable it,
no matter what.
The reason you lured Taiyo
wearing that lame disguise
was also to make me disable Hibernation.
I win, right?
And by the way
when Taiyo opens a door,
he always lets me pass through it first.
[gasps]
Your attention to detail regarding
the people you replicate is phenomenal,
but you still have some work to do
before you can really see
my husband and me.
[gasps]
[Mom] Kengo, you're a big brother now.
I want you to hold tight
onto Mutsumi's hand.
[laughs softly]
Oh, man, you got me.
No wonder you're the head!
Sorry for what I did before, Taiyo.
[Taiyo] Oh, hey
It's no big deal for me.
And Mutsumi seemed like
she was actually enjoying herself.
-[Kengo] Hmm.
-[Taiyo] Huh?
Hey, Taiyo.
From now on, you're not allowed
to speak to me so formally, okay?
What? But
I mean, I'm only a year older than you,
so it kind of
gives me the creeps, you know?
Okay?
[Taiyo] Hey! I found the paperwork!
[Kengo] Hey, that's our Taiyo!
Dependable all the time, yo!
[Taiyo chuckles]
Jeez, just listen to you, Kengo.
She got me!
YOU PROMISED NOT TO DISPLAY THESE
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
[whining]
-[door slams]
-Mutsumi!
[Taiyo] Mmm! So good!
This curry tastes amazing!
Really? I'm so glad to hear that!
[Taiyo] Come to think of it
Big Bro Shinzo's late.
Is something wrong?
No, no.
Anyway, is there some kind
of secret ingredient in here?
I added some cyanide
to the spices, I guess?
[chokes]
[Mutsumi] There's more if you want!
-[telephone ringing]
-[gasps softly]
I'll get that! [pants]
THE BLACK SAKURA PHONE
THE FAMILY'S EXCLUSIVE HOTLINE
From Big Bro Shinzo?
Yes? Hello?
[Shinzo, yelling] Mutsumi!
Save me! [cries]
Is everything all right?
I'll switch it to video chat.
M-M-M-M-M-Mutsumi!
[Mutsumi] Calm down, Big Bro.
I can't!
Now, now, at times like these,
you count how many rounds
your guns can hold, remember?
[Taiyo] What does that mean?
The derringer holds two.
The combat holds six. The Glock holds 17.
[Taiyo] He's really counting!
[Mutsumi] So you're saying
that you exchanged shots,
but there were more of the enemy
than you thought,
so you used up all your weapons?
Without my weapons, I'm I'm
[Mutsumi] Big Bro Shinzo is a weapons
expert, but unarmed, he's a super-wimp.
[Taiyo] I can't believe
he survived till now.
So
[Goliath grunts]
Huh?
DO NOT ENTER
[adventurous music playing]
Is this a field trip?
[Mutsumi] Taiyo, can you hear me?
[Taiyo] Yeah.
[Mutsumi] Okay, good.
I'm going to navigate
while I also soothe Big Bro, okay?
[Taiyo] Gotcha.
[Mutsumi] Taiyo,
please don't overdo it, okay?
Right!
[Mutsumi] Once upon a time,
on a certain battlefield,
there lived a mercenary grandpa
and a combat-obsessed grandma.
The grandpa would go up the mountain
to hunt stragglers
while the grandma
would go to the river to massacre
[Taiyo] How is this soothing?
Hey, kid. Who are you?
[gasps]
To deal with guns behind you,
you need agility more than anything.
-[grunts]
-[Shinzo] By deliberately pushing back,
you can neutralize
a semi-automatic gun's firing mechanism.
Lock both the gun and his hand under
your arm, then clobber him on the chin.
[grunts in pain]
[breathing heavily]
[Mutsumi] Taiyo, are you all right?
[man 1] What was that noise I heard?
This way!
[Taiyo exhales sharply]
Don't panic. Focus.
There are three enemies.
Armed with guns and knives.
Found him!
[grunts]
Damn you
[grunts]
What, stab-proof clothes?
[grunts]
[man 2 gasps]
[Taiyo] This is
for me?
[Shinzo] Yeah.
Since you'll be going on missions, too.
I'm sure it will come in handy.
[Taiyo] Thank you very much!
YOZAKURA SELF-DEFENSE GUN "YAE"
EIGHT MILLION VOLTS OUTPU
-[electricity crackling]
-[man 2 grunts]
[Mutsumi] The rain of blood splatter
from the MP5's barrage
gave Little Red Riding Hood
an even darker shade of red
-[door opens]
-[Shinzo exclaims]
-Taiyo!
-Big Bro Shinzo!
I'm so glad you're okay.
Here, this is the gun
Mutsumi asked me to bring
[screaming] I was so scared!
This scent of steel
and brass and gunpowder
The sheen of the barrel
and the grittiness of the grip
-Don't you think we should retreat now?
-The bump made by the front sight
[man shouting] There they are!
-Huh?
-[gunshot fires]
[grunting]
In a split second?
[Shinzo] They won't be so quick to fire
at you if you're holding this.
Stay behind me!
[man grunts]
[men grunting]
[Taiyo] So quick
I think the factory's emergency exit
is the quickest way out of here.
Mutsumi, show us the way.
[Mutsumi] Right!
[men grunting]
This way, Taiyo!
[gunshot fires]
[Taiyo grunts]
[Shinzo] Taiyo!
[man] Move another inch,
and I'll go for his head next.
It'll take less than three minutes for him
to bleed out from a bullet to the thigh.
Don't worry. I'm not going to kill you
until you've given up everything.
If you want to give him first aid,
put down your weapon.
[Shinzo groans]
[man chuckles] So you're easier
to get through to than they say.
[Taiyo groans]
[Mutsumi] Even Big Bro, who treasures
his weapons more than anything,
will readily relinquish them for
something that he treasures even more.
But if he does that,
he won't be able to protect
the very thing that he treasures.
That's why
That's why you need to arm him
with this, whatever it takes.
[grunts]
Even if it's far from being a weapon
anything that feels comfortable
in Big Bro Shinzo's grip
-becomes a powerful weapon.
-[grunts]
[gunshot fires]
-[bullet whizzing]
-[gunshots firing]
[bullet impacts]
[man] Damn monster!
Sorry, Taiyo.
If it hadn't been for my carelessness
No, I'm the one who messed up.
After all, I came to rescue you,
but I ended up dragging you down.
I know I made Mutsumi worry, too.
Come to think of it
that gun just now,
I think it must be out of bullets.
Will you be okay unarmed?
Don't remind me.
If I think about it,
I know I'm totally going to die.
[chuckles nervously]
[Shinzo] But it's all good.
From now on, I want to be stronger.
Maybe I can get used to it,
little by little.
Because, see,
I may be like this, but I'm still
I'm your big bro, after all.
Mm?
-[wind blows gently]
-[chuckles]
[footsteps approaching]
[man 1] Who hired you?
If you give him up right now,
I'll let you off easy
by just pulverizing
the bones in your limbs.
[man 2 spits, scoffs]
Like I'd ever tell you
[hammer thuds]
[man 1] Now, then
what's next on the schedule?
[ending theme playing]
NEXT STAGE
INTERROGATION/DATE