Motorcity (2012) s01e04 Episode Script

You boys look tired.
How 'bout a nap? Anybody else wanna go? Texas! Save us! We can't punch good! Oh, you're so unbelievably awesome.
I just wish I noticed sooner.
Oooh-wa-ka-ka-ka! Abraham Kane.
Well, if it isn't Texas.
The greatest martial artist in all of motorcity.
Behold.
I have a gun that shoots a snake.
Okay, and you're just in time to feel my Texas twister! No! Not that! How'd you like to meet my friend? His name is Ooooh-yah! Curse your awesomeness, Texas! And he says, "curse your awesomeness, Texas!" And I kick him out the window.
It's easy! Solid plan.
Uh, let's just put that in the back pocket for now.
Come on, Mike.
You always say that.
Your pockets must be getting pretty full with all my plans in 'em.
Sometimes you gotta Texas-ify! Just look at this Texas twister kick.
My tomatoes! What the heck are you doing? It took me six months to grow those! And it only took Texas six seconds to destroy them.
Yeah, Texas! So what's wrong with my plan? I told you.
This isn't the time to storm the gates with sweet Muay Thai kicks.
We're on a stakeout.
A stakeout! Awesome! I'll have mine rare! Then I'll have plenty of strength to storm the gates with sweet Muay Thai kicks! You're not listening to a word he's saying, are you? Toxo tanks? We've been tracking them? They come down to motorcity to dump Kane's toxic waste.
Not today they won't.
We're gonna show Kane he can't just dump his trash on us anymore.
How close is it? Five blocks coming up seven mile road.
Hooo-ha! Who are those guys? They seem insane.
No, they seem awesome.
Uh, you guys seeing what I'm seeing? What is this place? My sergeant says you tried to take out the Toxo tank.
You must hate that pony-tailed maniac as much as we do.
My name's Kaia.
I'm the boss in these parts.
Mike Chilton.
Kane hater and leader of the burners.
Any enemy of Kane is a friend of mine.
Kaia, Texas.
Other leader of the burners.
I got just two questions: What's with those masks and how soon could I get one? It's a long story, kids.
Our community has always lived off the earth.
Folks started calling us the Terra Dwellers.
But one day our little Paradise got trampled by Kane's monsters.
The toxic waste kept coming.
It mutated everything.
Kane's chemicals the very DNA of everything living down here.
Breathe easy, son.
It would take years to turn you into a mutant, dear.
Whew.
That's awful, Kaia.
Well, there's one benefit.
We use these crazy mutant plants to fight back.
These bows are filled with super spores that grow down here.
As soon as this stuff breaks open The spores grow into plants and the plants take over.
Nice.
I don't get it, Kaia.
Why haven't you used your super-bad mutant weapons all over Kane's ugly face? Actually, that's sort of what we've been planning.
What're you doing with these old Toxo tanks? I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
We're gonna fill these things up with super spores.
Can take out Kane's waste facility then he can't dope his chemicals on anybody ever again.
Okay dokey, Kaia.
I like your ideas, but I do have some thoughts.
Hang on, Tex.
Let's just I mean, you can't just tie these tankers up with rope, you gotta weld it.
Dutch can do that.
And Julie's good with infiltrating.
Mike can take credit for everything, and Chuck, oh, I don't know what Chuck does, but he can, like, scream or something.
And we can pull these Toxo things up to deluxe with our cars so you don't need that freaky deer thing.
Uh, Texas and most importantly, you gotta make this plan bigger! You gotta Texas-ify it! Texas-ify it? Texas-ify it.
Three Toxo tanks? Times it by a thousand and better weapons! Texas Texas twister! Texas! Take it easy, man.
Back pocket, remember? I think your friend's got the right idea, Mike.
This is just the opportunity we were looking for.
We'll team up to shut down Kane's waste processing plant, and get to Texas-ify-ing! Let the Texas-ifi-cation begin! Sure is handy having someone who knows Kane's machines.
You tear up as many as we have, you get to know 'em pretty well.
How well do you know the train up there? It'd be nice if we can get up to the waste processing facility without being shredded by his bots.
There's a blind spot near the Hamtrannik tunnel.
Kane's bots don't patrol it that often.
You'll have about a ten-minute window.
Yes, that will give us plenty of time.
There.
This rig oughta be enough.
Even for a whole fleet of Toxo tanks.
So how are we getting the others? Hail, Texas! Slayer of Toxo tanks! You guys go ahead.
I'm gonna talk to Kaia about the plans.
Kaia? Kaia.
You home? Careful with that.
This is way more dangerous than the old stuff.
Kaia's made some changes to the plan.
So, how much more are we gonna need? A lot more.
And fast.
Hello? - Uh just a second.
- You need something? Uh, just looking for Kaia.
Is she around? She's out somewhere.
Tell her I stopped by.
'Sup, bro.
Hey, you don't look so good.
Something's up in this town, chuckles.
What happened? I'm not exactly sure.
Doesn't feel right, though.
Feels pretty right to me.
Doo! Bloo-bloo! Oooh, wa-ka-ka! Yeah, that's good, huh? Boo-Boo! Just put your eyes on and see if you pick up on anything weird.
You mean, like, the creepy gas masks or the giant, mutant plants f=growing everywhere? Mmm, weirder than that.
These people are hiding something.
Hey, guys? I think I found something.
Good evening, Mike.
Uh, Kaia.
Hey! Just, you know heading to bed.
That's too bad.
We could really use your help with something.
Oh, in the middle of the night? All right, then.
So what are we looking for again? Anything out of the ordinary.
Say, some guys washing out a chemical drum in the middle of the night.
Is it just me, or do those guys not want us to know something? And Chuck's gonna go find out what that something is.
I am? Ugh.
I am.
So, where we going again? To find a special moss that grows up here.
It's an essential part of our weapons.
No-cholorum.
Hey! Come on.
Gimmie a break.
First time mushroom climber here.
Oooh, yeah! Well, don't everybody grab me at once.
Look at this sample, Jacob.
You ever seen anything like that? Looks pretty alien to me, kids.
It's different than the other vines.
It's I don't know.
Weird.
You know, you guys need to stop bad-mouthing our hosts.
Maybe they think you're weird.
Everybody pack up.
We're getting out of here.
Whoa, whoa-di-whoa-dio, bro.
What are you talking about? I can't say for certain, but I'm pretty sure those terrorists just tried to take me out.
- What? - What? Yeah, what? Seriously, I didn't hear you.
You cut out.
We were running through the mushrooms, and I know it sounds weird, but I wasn't supposed to make it back.
They're up to something.
And if they think we're gonna help them, then they thought wrong.
Now hold it.
Don't you think you're overreacting here? They led me onto a weak branch and none of them grabbed my hand.
It sounds to me like you fell.
You weren't there, Tex.
Now pack up.
No.
Can.
Do.
These people need us.
And unlike some other people, they appreciate my skills.
This has nothing to do with your skills.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
You're always hating on my ideas, man.
I'm in a place where I can finally shine, and it's eating you up inside.
Well, I'm not gonna let you ruin my moment, Mike.
If you won't do this, I'll do it myself.
Wow.
You want me to go get him? Holy cow! Look at this! This leg is trying to shake my hand! Hey there, little guy.
Get it off! Get it off! Incinerator! Now! What is that stuff? The sample tried to eat me! Oh, man! If that stuff gets released in deluxe, everyone up there will be wiped out! Is everyone okay? I thought I heard a lady screaming.
Oh.
Well, hello, Mike.
I I'm glad to see you're okay.
I'll bet you are.
Our little partnership is over, Kaia.
Oh? Why is that? We've seen what your new spores can do.
We know what you're planning.
Yeah! And I don't scream like a lady! That was a shame.
I thought you'd be on my side.
After all, we're fighting the same enemy.
Yeah, but we're not fighting the same fight.
I hate Kane as much as anybody, but I've got no beef with the people of deluxe.
We can't let you hurt them.
I'm sorry to hear that, Mike.
But I've worked too long and too hard for you to stop me now.
Goodbye.
Death by plants? Not the way I wanna go.
Come on, come on, come on! Step aside, kids.
This is a gardener's job.
Jacob! If you're going to fight giant, mutant plants, you might need some home grown herbicide.
Oh, let 'em stay inside with their feet propped up.
Who needs 'em anyway? I can do all this my dang self.
Roll out, boys! Hyah! Hyah! Dogies! Jacob, how much of that stuff do you have? How much do you need? How much do you have? How much do you need? How much do you have? Gah! Just tell me how much you need! Okay, here we are.
The waste processing place should be right up top.
Just think, in a few minutes we'll have brought down a tyrant.
And we have you to thank, Texas.
We could never have done all this by ourselves.
I know.
You do.
I'm just sorry my friends bailed on you.
Don't be.
Not everyone has the stomach for this.
Kaia's gonna be heading for the hamtrammik tunnel.
That's a lot of ground to cover.
What's that stuff? Salt.
Plants hate it.
As long as we stay in this circle, we're safe.
I thought we were just taking out that waste-processing thingamabob.
Oh, trust me.
It'll get taken out too.
Help us! Hang on! Those are innocent people in there.
This ain't what I signed up for, Kaia.
Of course it is.
You're the one who came up with it.
You've got to Texas-ify everything.
Without you, it would've taken us years to put together a strike like this.
But this ain't Texas-ify-ing.
This is evil! And Texas don't have no truck with evil! Yeah, ha! In your face, plants! I wouldn't say that just yet.
Uh-oh.
No! We're out of weed killer! So long, burners.
Eat gun-Chuck, plants! Texas! Leave my friends alone! Texas, you made it! And you got nasty plant gunk all over you.
Good to see you too, ladies.
Get the civilians to safety.
Texas, you're with me, buddy.
You betrayed us.
Now we'll bury you up here with the rest of these swine.
Take a good look, Mike.
This is what Kane did to us.
Why shouldn't we do the same to his city? These people didn't have anything to do with that.
Doesn't that matter to you? This might be a bad time to say this, but you were right, Mike.
I was wrong about one thing, Tex.
Sometimes, you do have to Texas-ify it.
No, I'm done Texas-ify-ing.
My dumb idea is what got us into this.
Hey, I do not put dumb ideas in my back pocket.
I've got one back there that would come in pretty handy right now.
You're thinking of the Texas twister? Let her rip, buddy.
- Help us! - Help us! Trying, sir.
Just having some difficulties! We need more herbicide.
Or something to keep these vines away.
Hey, I know what does that.
He's attempting the Texas twister like it's never been done before, folks.
In a car, in the red, with a tanker full of salt! There! Toward that! He's Texas-ify-ing the Texas-ifica-tion! Thank you so much.
Texas, you did it! I know.
I'm awesome.
Where's that crazy forrest lady? She is gonna hear it from me.
The terrorists.
They're gone! Man! We didn't even get payback! People like Kaia don't just disappear.
We'll catch up to her someday.
Why wait? Let's go after them now! Hold on! Texas has an idea.
Here we go.
Okay, first, we get Dutch to build me a robot dinosaur from scratch.
What? Uh, Texas and then I eat all the terrorists with my new move, the Texas-asaurus Rex.
With super-sized gun Chucks.
Texas oh, and the dinosaur has to spit fire.
Dutch can do that.
Oh, boy.
Burners! Chirp.