Mr. Bean (1990) s01e04 Episode Script
Mr. Bean Goes To Town
(Crashing) (Coins rattling) (Clunk) (Static) (Static continues ) (Static rises ) (Static rises ) (Dramatic music and gunfire on TV) (Static) (Music and gunfire ) (Static) (TV) 'Hold it a minute! I wanna see what happens' (Gunfire on TV) (Static) (Gunfire on TV) (Static) (Gunfire ) (Static) (Static continues ) (Gunfire ) (Dramatic music on TV) - 'It's here! Bring a horse!' - 'I'll take care of that all right.
' (Gunfire ) (Static) (Static rises ) (Gunfire ) 'There she is!' (Coin rattling) (Clunk) (Click) Excuse me.
Could you, er Sure.
If you'd be so kind.
- Just press the red button.
- OK.
- Move back.
- The red one.
Right back.
Right up to the women.
Good.
OK.
(Click) Now just try one more and turn around.
Actually face them.
Right the round and face the women.
Camera thief! (High pitched) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! In your own time, sir.
No rush.
(Muttering) Ooh! Ow! Oww! Oof! (High pitched) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Yes? Can I help you sir? - Yes, can I have this please? - Certainly, sir.
There you are, sir, size nine.
No, I only want the one.
No, no, they come as two.
We have to sell them as two, sir.
Thank you.
(Whirring) (Whirring stops ) I'm sorry I'm late, I got (Crackling) (Cymbal crash) (Cheering) Please can I have one volunteer from the audience? We have a gentleman over here.
- Please, come up.
- (Applause ) I wanted the waitress I'm looking for my watch.
It fell down here In here? Where is? Excuse me, I'm looking for my wa - Get off! - Boo! (Audience booing) ( # Dance music) Could you change the music to something a bit more ( # Soft romantic music) (Music stops )
' (Gunfire ) (Static) (Static rises ) (Gunfire ) 'There she is!' (Coin rattling) (Clunk) (Click) Excuse me.
Could you, er Sure.
If you'd be so kind.
- Just press the red button.
- OK.
- Move back.
- The red one.
Right back.
Right up to the women.
Good.
OK.
(Click) Now just try one more and turn around.
Actually face them.
Right the round and face the women.
Camera thief! (High pitched) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! In your own time, sir.
No rush.
(Muttering) Ooh! Ow! Oww! Oof! (High pitched) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Yes? Can I help you sir? - Yes, can I have this please? - Certainly, sir.
There you are, sir, size nine.
No, I only want the one.
No, no, they come as two.
We have to sell them as two, sir.
Thank you.
(Whirring) (Whirring stops ) I'm sorry I'm late, I got (Crackling) (Cymbal crash) (Cheering) Please can I have one volunteer from the audience? We have a gentleman over here.
- Please, come up.
- (Applause ) I wanted the waitress I'm looking for my watch.
It fell down here In here? Where is? Excuse me, I'm looking for my wa - Get off! - Boo! (Audience booing) ( # Dance music) Could you change the music to something a bit more ( # Soft romantic music) (Music stops )