Mum Bhai (2020) s01e04 Episode Script

[Title Montage]
[Brijesh] Keep the distributors
waiting, I'll be there.
Yes, I am coming.
[Humming]
Hey.
-I told you to call me and come.
-[Khalil] Bloody fker.
Do we look like electricians to you?
Call and come?
Where is the check?
Why haven't we got
our money till now?
-Check is waiting for you.
-Come on, give me the check.
-[Brijesh] Come in,
it is your office. -[Khalil] Come.
Are you giving donations?
Did we ask you for donations?
[Khalil] We asked
for protection money.
Not charity, but full money.
[Brijesh] Next week.
I will give seven.
[Khalil] Give together.
Don't have time for next week.
Give me the money.
[Brijesh] Please understand.
I have financial stress.
[Khalil] Take a loan,
but give us money.
What are you doing?
Don't you get tired
of working all day?
[Gangster 1] You should get some rest.
Do you know us?
Why are you getting scared?
No, I am not scared.
Can I show you something?
-Hey. Should I show her?
-[Gangster 2] Yes.
[Giggling]
[Bhide] There he goes!
-[Dinkar] Mother fker.
-[Bhide] Bloody fker.
Move.
Hey, stay away,
or I will shoot you.
Shoot.
You can't.
Your gun is empty.
Your pistol is magnum 9mm caliber.
It has 8 bullets in its magazine.
You have wasted all 8 here.
Do you know what my problem is?
I have to give an account
of all the bullets.
So, I can't waste it.
[Bhaskar] 5/5.
100% strike.
-Dinkar.
-Yes.
Do one thing.
-Shoot him.
-[Dinkar] What?
Bloody he is making
all fk all films.
I won't make such films anymore.
Are you okay?
Yes.
You work here?
No, I had come here for the audits.
I will drop you home.
No, I will manage. Thank you.
[Vaishnavi] Fatso,
send your accounts to my office.
I will not work here anymore.
Get it?
Bhaskar.
Will need to call the forensic
photographer and morgue.
Go ahead. Who's stopping you?
-We?
-[Bhaskar] Yes.
And don't worry about the pictures.
[Whistles]
[Bhaskar] You will get
the right pictures from tomorrow.
How?
-Like this?
-[Shirodkar] Perfect.
[Bhaskar] Take one like this.
[Camera clicks]
Let's go.
Make the call.
Sir has instructed.
-Bloody sir!
-Mother fker.
[Narrator] The underworld
goons were dons,
but Bhaskar was their boss.
This was not only
printed in the newspapers.
But also, in Bhaskar's mind.
But just as dogs
can't digest butter.
Men can't digest success.
[Shinde] Hello, sir.
Did you read the newspaper?
Just a moment.
Your picture is printed
in the newspaper.
You look like a hero.
Only in pictures?
[Bhide] Sir, how did
the reporter know,
that there was going
to be a shoot-out?
Bhaskar is slipping
out of hand.
So, then you stretch your hands.
You both kept staring
at the heroine.
-He shot and came back.
-Sir, you are screwing us.
Bhide and I gave him cover.
That's why he was able to shoot.
[Karekar] Hey look.
Our real hero, Bhaskar!
You turned out to
be the Kumble of ATS.
Bowled everyone over.
Do you have a brother?
We need people like
you in our department.
Sir, what is the guarantee,
that my brother would
have been like me?
Attitude.
[Karekar] This is called attitude.
-Keep it carefully.
-Sir.
Come let's celebrate.
Shinde.
Get ice and juice.
Come on.
[Narrator] The celebrated officer
with whom Karekar
wanted to celebrate
Is now chopping vegetables
in jail, because of Karekar.
But he was Bhaskar.
He could fool anyone.
[Bhaskar] Man, in anger,
left his job at a big company.
Saying he would screw his boss.
Man goes to the boss.
The man says, "Sir, you are
the owner of such a big company.
You have answers
for all the questions.
I just have one question."
[Bhaskar] Boss says, "Go ahead."
Man asks
"A hole between
two legs. What is it?"
[All Giggling]
Boss said it's simple. Ct.
No fker, your mother's ct.
[Bhaskar] Hey shush!
Boss is here.
Bloody fker.
Everybody is working.
Why are you sitting here
and giving instructions?
Go and do the dishes.
What're you staring at?
Wasn't this what you were doing?
Go.
Get started.
Fine.
Sir, I have a question.
Hey, question for sir.
A hole between two legs,
what is it?
[Giggling]
[Chavan] Bloody motherfker.
I'll take care of all your attitude.
If he lives in solitary confinement,
he will come back to his senses.
My 12-year-old scotch.
It is from Scotland.
Not stuff from Madh Island.
Have it.
Had saved it for my half century.
But today is the right day.
Cheers.
-Cheers.
-[Karekar] Cheers.
-[Karekar] Bhide, cheers.
-[Bhide] Cheers, sir.
It is amazing, sir.
Wow, great.
Nice, sir.
Sir, it seems he is
used to the local stuff.
[Coughing]
[Karekar] Hey.
Shut up.
Don't you drink?
[Constable 1] Bhaskar sir,
there is a parcel for you.
-[Bhaskar] Sir, I
-It's okay.
I will be back.
Bloody, Zaheer must be shit scared.
[Music playing]
Boss
Cops shot four of Zaheer's men.
At Brijesh's office.
So, do you want
to go for their burial?
No.
I thought Zaheer might assume,
we are giving the tip.
Bloody I will fk
his mother a million times.
Bloody motherfker.
He has not only got Khalil killed
but chopped my right hand.
I want both the hands of Pujari.
Both.
Good.
He will remain scared.
That is okay, but
Are you shit scared?
[Vithal] No, what are you saying?
So, what to do?
He will create a ruckus.
He killed four of my boys.
I want five of his boys.
Today.
Mumbai will only remember
Zaheer for one thing.
That Pujari destroyed him.
Get it?
Who will do it?
Rama.
He is just waiting for a chance.
I will do it, boss.
There is a difference
between slapping a whore
and shooting her.
Boss, there is no difference
between a whore and Pujari.
Remember.
I need five of his men.
[Zaheer] Especially Vithal.
If he dies
Pujari will get paralyzed.
He will be ringing
a bell all his life.
Get it?
[Vaishnavi] Hi.
Sorry.
A bullet has grazed
past me only by two inches.
Yes, but I was there.
Ordered for yourself?
For us both.
Received your bouquet.
Thank you for saving my life.
Did I come so far,
only for a half glass of juice?
Do you think I am interested in you?
Even kids have guns.
Why will I be impressed by you?
[Vaishnavi] But yes.
Producer Brijesh.
-What? -My company audits
for many film producers.
Usually gangsters make movies
to convert their
black money into white.
Along with the money of gangsters
their fears come free with them.
I heard my boss talking to Brijesh.
He wants to turn
to you for protection.
[Bhaskar] Brijesh
too wants protection?
Nice place.
Nice weather.
So, shall we?
Dinner?
No, I mean you like the juice here.
You might like the food
somewhere too.
Yes, I do.
At home.
What?
No, it's
Won't you drop me home today?
Okay.
[Shouting]
[Rama] Hey, have won a lottery
of one lakh. Give me the money.
You won't get the money so soon.
Come after three days!
[Gangster 3] Hey,
don't waste my time.
Inform your boss,
I won't leave without the money.
Are you doped? Go away.
[Rama] Whom are you calling stoned?
Call your boss. Come on.
[Operator] Every night
these addicts are here.
Wait, I will call him.
Boss
some druggies have won a lakh.
Demanding money right now,
what to do?
Call those fkers.
[Operator] Okay.
Hey, come in.
[Vithal] I told you I will do something.
Bloody aholes.
Are you playing for the first time?
Don't you know if
you win above 50,000
you will get your money on Monday.
Go away.
Ahole, you should
have written it on the board.
[Gunshots]
-[Gangster 4] What about him, bro?
-Shoot him.
[Gangster 5] Vithal, move behind.
[Vithal] Move it.
Move it. Bloody fker.
Motherfker.
Where will you run now, Vithal?
It wasn't right of
you to shoot Khalil.
What nonsense are you saying?
I didn't kill Khalil.
What? You didn't?
Before dying
all fkers say this.
[Gunshots]
Come out! Boss!
[Motorcycle revving]
Fkers!
He wanted five,
we got 11.
But Vithal escaped.
[Bhaskar] So Pridhvi,
how is your practice
of becoming Sachin Tendulkar?
[Prithvi] Fabulous, bro.
Let's play.
Show me what you have learned.
Is this the way to play?
[Rama] Come on, Pridhvi.
Go to bed.
Not now.
Good night.
I think he is becoming
fat day by day.
He can't move.
Bloody fker, junior ahole.
[Giggling]
Is your revolver getting oiled?
Don't you know how many I killed?
I am not talking
about that revolver.
[Rama] I am talking about
the one that is inside your pants.
Anna, it has become a service
revolver since some days.
[Giggling]
Why are you chasing our boys?
Can't you go after Pujari's Gang?
You are there for him.
You alone can sweep them.
You have gone too far.
No formalities anymore.
Anna, we both have come a long way.
[Bhaskar] But nothing
will change between us.
It shouldn't.
Everything should be the way it was.
My son calls you Anna.
That means I am your father.
[Bhaskar] Why did you bring
me here in the middle of work?
Your work is going
to increase Bhaskar.
Everything is going well.
My picture is printed
in the papers every day.
So, what if your photo is published?
That happens even after death.
You fk less but moan more!
[Shirodkar] Let's watch who
will scream more after this meeting.
Come.
Hello.
[Shirodkar] Bhaskar.
[Door closes]
[Narrator] Bhaskar Shetty.
Bombay's hero.
He "cleaned" Mumbai.
[Pujari] If you are with me,
I don't have to get tensed at all.
[Narrator] But did he clean Mumbai
or his own path?
Except Bhaskar, none of the
fkers knew the answer
to this question.
[Theme music playing]