Noah's Arc (2005) s01e04 Episode Script
Don't Make Me Over
1 Noah's Arc Bar Catch A " Take it! Please do not look so.
Download Joan Rivers.
Free condoms.
Oh! I liked these bracelets.
Watch bears the number 38.
Look at his shoes! So what? All these people Only girls with dicks.
In general, Ricky, some men even you can not shoot.
And why are we here? I do not see to offer this.
I need this for came to the boulevard.
Take it! Whoo, what a man! All these girls! Attention Ladies attention ladies! Every third Sunday is amateur night.
I can not believe it looks so tight.
So each one of you bitches enough to show their skills on stage Just raise your hand.
Nothing is more sad of bad transvestite.
I told her to pick up hands, bitches! Well, this is as I mentioned! Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Alex? Okay, I admit it! I always wanted to do it! - Great! - Better not tell Trey! Why not? Many people like transvestites.
Look around! Not like Trey, I guess.
Wearing a dress does not makes you less a man.
Remember that many men around love fucked.
Excuse me, sir! We conduct a study.
You go out Are you a transvestite? Hell, no! Better are far from me.
Go to the toilet.
Will not you answer? Probably not want to talk.
Face of fear.
Eddy, ah Eddie Eddie! Eddie Eddie! Eddie, it's over! It was so hard? Please! Ricky? What are you doing here? I ask you the same question.
Romeo dressed transvestites.
I am surprised that he will not participate in the show.
Ill will is natural.
They're very close, right? Can I ask you something? What is it that I have? You're not a man who wants to know someone before intimacy.
You're not someone who loves meetings.
I go to meetings.
You're looking for.
You walk out of meetings and then do not repeat.
Admit it, Ricky: You're addicted to sex.
- Where is Noah? - Went to find Ricky.
Can I help you? - Thanks.
- Name? Excuse me! What is your name, man? Chance.
Well, Chance.
What happened? Bitch! - What is it ? - I left my phone in the toilet! - How was it? - Typical! What has attracted so? I do not know.
Why are you annoyed? Eddie entertain machovtsi, why cheating.
It seems I'm not enough good about it.
" What is wrong with the black gay? They are not only black Gays have in general those with hyper-masculine ideas.
Why are homophobes, about sex between white transvestites and always black? We are completely intrusive of hetero ideas of ignorant monkeys.
It's so boring! Just show me transvestite called gay, someday! But I do not need from this analysis.
The main theme is that Eddie cheating me! It's over.
Next topic! Pedicure to go tomorrow.
Oh, I must help church in the morning.
I will go watch football with Wade.
Football?! Usually it looks with friends, but I convinced him to watch with me, so take lessons in hustle and reactions to grip.
You are already master in binding.
I'm not addicted to sex! Or am I? This rhetorical question is it? Big problem is it to occur permanently? - If you try, you know.
- I meet! If you call the anonymous sex with stranger every night as the meeting! Ricky? - I'm ready to go.
- Actually, a .
.
- Carl.
- Carl I thought we can go dinner and movie? So not fuck tonight? I will not fuck tonight.
I'll call you.
Well.
So when will you acquainted with your friends? I do not know who you want to see.
This is what he said last week.
When will I see him again? Well that's Monday night football.
Thank you.
You will not like.
Why not? This is a sports bar.
Noisy, maddening male and male work.
Not your style.
What do you mean by: not my style? Not what I meant ow.
I want to go! But dear, I do not think ow.
Okay, fuck you can come! Cool.
Which teams will play? Why, you know? To learn their colors, - To dress appropriately.
- Oh, God! Just kidding.
Hit him! Sorry.
Go to the toilet.
We must be quick! Wow, you're fast.
Milo! Ready? Yes, come.
How do I look? Suffice it sports? Ah, yes! You look great! But you know it will look really cool? If you try this jersey left here.
Oh yeah! So its perfect! Now take off the band, and so its sexier.
Damn, nice, now am really excited! Are you sure that I am so well? No, not better.
Damn sexy! Wade! Come on, man, late! Almost half.
This is my Friend and fellow writer Noah.
Noah, these are my friends.
These guys crabs breast have failed.
And Victor is a football player high school they were champions three consecutive years.
And now I have a club.
Bear the name! Well, Wade! Your favorite waitress is here tonight.
Tina breast Yes Just Tina.
- Super.
- Maybe now at last you will fall.
Want a beer? Am apple martini? That sounds good.
Two apple martinis.
Bill, please.
I guess not was a meeting with him, right? - What is it, dog? - What Noah? No, the dog, not me kiss it.
We are the boys! Ah, well, I was kidding, very funny! - You will all day? - This is what you wanted, right? Home boy! Or a real dog! Definitely not the boyfriend.
I have not prayed to do so.
You look ridiculous.
Then maybe you should take Tina with big boobs at the party.
Aspire life me fit in my own skin.
If you are a shame to see you with truly me its your problem.
But what I am, Wade! Take me or leave me.
What where are you going? They leave.
Maybe we should call him.
Want to phone him? Yes no to - Then he called.
- I can not call him! If he wants to tell me something he must call! Then do not call him! How is that? Too much eye shadow.
You think to Makeup is easy but there is a boundary between transvestite and circus clown.
- Whoo! What is this? - Spray GLG.
Gives the person extra shine.
Want some? Close your eyes.
Damn! This is Trey! Re early f.
I guess shopping for me.
Do you really think he would not support you? Alex, you in there? A hi Noah.
Where is Alex? Here I am, Boo! This Is the shine on your face? Ahh yes! Just tried how it will look.
What do you think? Well I always thought makeup is not for boys do not need this shit.
Hey honey! You 're early.
Noah, plus two.
We are guests of Lashans Devereaux.
Noah, looking Bobo Lashans? She's over there.
You go bitch to sing.
What is wrong? - I can not do it.
- What do you mean? In translation: I can not do it! What happened? I called Trey and I told him.
And how he reacts? - Do not respond.
- What did he say? - Not much! - And will they come? I think so! I do not know! No matter I can not go! I let him to see me like that! What did I do? Lashans, hang out after 5 minutes.
He cheated.
I guess forgotten because it is like macho? If you were a bit like his macho, you think he would betray you? Noah, this is pure vodka! And this is urgent! Trey will see me as Boo Boo puff! My marriage is over! Forget about Trey! - Make show Lashans! - Come on, bitch, go.
- Come on, tell him.
- Come on, bitch, go! Wow! It seems almost amazing! Once this beautiful person back we can go out.
Right, Alex? I do not know.
I never thought that will say this, but I'm scared guys! And for his first debut here bar in "Catch One" For your great joy, here is a beautiful and dynamic Lashans Deborah! - Cheers for Lashans.
- Lashans! Damn, nice looked so sexy! I want to help me To download this dress and then you can show me how do you think I'm sexy.
And how will you let me clothes, be removed home? Are you crazy? Where you going? You should talk to him.
Good luck! Now only two.
Why not have our evening Allow me to invite you to a meeting? Only you will be with me only the first five minutes.
Sorry allow me to go back to get my clothes.
Good.
I am addicted to sex.
And I like it! Sweet and nice to see you, I call you, I wrote your email - And I get flowers? - Eddie want to know why? I told you why.
This is just something I like.
This is not all my life, and it is part of it.
Eddie Fuck the bullshit! - Why not talk to me? - Okay.
I did not want to feel what Alec provides me, which I obviously you can not feel.
Yet how can you think that as my cheat will make me feel? - Only once happened! - Do you believe? You did not sleep, and in fact my cheat like an appointment! And frankly, you lied to me eyes on where you go, you're thinking and planning your affair! And you know I really sick of all this? You've been caught! So How do I look? Superb! But the more they like as a boy.
And, finally decided to show up! Girls present to you my boyfriend, Noah.
So, Noah.
How about a drink? Apple martini, right? So everything okay? Yeah, man.
Of course it is wrong.
See what you I have no problem with that.
My man you're my man! So what about game in pairs? - What you know about shooting balls? - You money you do with that big mouth? Oh, speaking as the underworld! He was caught alive, Wade, right? Well, take it, dog! Okay, who wants to be first? Oh, I want to.
Download Joan Rivers.
Free condoms.
Oh! I liked these bracelets.
Watch bears the number 38.
Look at his shoes! So what? All these people Only girls with dicks.
In general, Ricky, some men even you can not shoot.
And why are we here? I do not see to offer this.
I need this for came to the boulevard.
Take it! Whoo, what a man! All these girls! Attention Ladies attention ladies! Every third Sunday is amateur night.
I can not believe it looks so tight.
So each one of you bitches enough to show their skills on stage Just raise your hand.
Nothing is more sad of bad transvestite.
I told her to pick up hands, bitches! Well, this is as I mentioned! Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Alex? Okay, I admit it! I always wanted to do it! - Great! - Better not tell Trey! Why not? Many people like transvestites.
Look around! Not like Trey, I guess.
Wearing a dress does not makes you less a man.
Remember that many men around love fucked.
Excuse me, sir! We conduct a study.
You go out Are you a transvestite? Hell, no! Better are far from me.
Go to the toilet.
Will not you answer? Probably not want to talk.
Face of fear.
Eddy, ah Eddie Eddie! Eddie Eddie! Eddie, it's over! It was so hard? Please! Ricky? What are you doing here? I ask you the same question.
Romeo dressed transvestites.
I am surprised that he will not participate in the show.
Ill will is natural.
They're very close, right? Can I ask you something? What is it that I have? You're not a man who wants to know someone before intimacy.
You're not someone who loves meetings.
I go to meetings.
You're looking for.
You walk out of meetings and then do not repeat.
Admit it, Ricky: You're addicted to sex.
- Where is Noah? - Went to find Ricky.
Can I help you? - Thanks.
- Name? Excuse me! What is your name, man? Chance.
Well, Chance.
What happened? Bitch! - What is it ? - I left my phone in the toilet! - How was it? - Typical! What has attracted so? I do not know.
Why are you annoyed? Eddie entertain machovtsi, why cheating.
It seems I'm not enough good about it.
" What is wrong with the black gay? They are not only black Gays have in general those with hyper-masculine ideas.
Why are homophobes, about sex between white transvestites and always black? We are completely intrusive of hetero ideas of ignorant monkeys.
It's so boring! Just show me transvestite called gay, someday! But I do not need from this analysis.
The main theme is that Eddie cheating me! It's over.
Next topic! Pedicure to go tomorrow.
Oh, I must help church in the morning.
I will go watch football with Wade.
Football?! Usually it looks with friends, but I convinced him to watch with me, so take lessons in hustle and reactions to grip.
You are already master in binding.
I'm not addicted to sex! Or am I? This rhetorical question is it? Big problem is it to occur permanently? - If you try, you know.
- I meet! If you call the anonymous sex with stranger every night as the meeting! Ricky? - I'm ready to go.
- Actually, a .
.
- Carl.
- Carl I thought we can go dinner and movie? So not fuck tonight? I will not fuck tonight.
I'll call you.
Well.
So when will you acquainted with your friends? I do not know who you want to see.
This is what he said last week.
When will I see him again? Well that's Monday night football.
Thank you.
You will not like.
Why not? This is a sports bar.
Noisy, maddening male and male work.
Not your style.
What do you mean by: not my style? Not what I meant ow.
I want to go! But dear, I do not think ow.
Okay, fuck you can come! Cool.
Which teams will play? Why, you know? To learn their colors, - To dress appropriately.
- Oh, God! Just kidding.
Hit him! Sorry.
Go to the toilet.
We must be quick! Wow, you're fast.
Milo! Ready? Yes, come.
How do I look? Suffice it sports? Ah, yes! You look great! But you know it will look really cool? If you try this jersey left here.
Oh yeah! So its perfect! Now take off the band, and so its sexier.
Damn, nice, now am really excited! Are you sure that I am so well? No, not better.
Damn sexy! Wade! Come on, man, late! Almost half.
This is my Friend and fellow writer Noah.
Noah, these are my friends.
These guys crabs breast have failed.
And Victor is a football player high school they were champions three consecutive years.
And now I have a club.
Bear the name! Well, Wade! Your favorite waitress is here tonight.
Tina breast Yes Just Tina.
- Super.
- Maybe now at last you will fall.
Want a beer? Am apple martini? That sounds good.
Two apple martinis.
Bill, please.
I guess not was a meeting with him, right? - What is it, dog? - What Noah? No, the dog, not me kiss it.
We are the boys! Ah, well, I was kidding, very funny! - You will all day? - This is what you wanted, right? Home boy! Or a real dog! Definitely not the boyfriend.
I have not prayed to do so.
You look ridiculous.
Then maybe you should take Tina with big boobs at the party.
Aspire life me fit in my own skin.
If you are a shame to see you with truly me its your problem.
But what I am, Wade! Take me or leave me.
What where are you going? They leave.
Maybe we should call him.
Want to phone him? Yes no to - Then he called.
- I can not call him! If he wants to tell me something he must call! Then do not call him! How is that? Too much eye shadow.
You think to Makeup is easy but there is a boundary between transvestite and circus clown.
- Whoo! What is this? - Spray GLG.
Gives the person extra shine.
Want some? Close your eyes.
Damn! This is Trey! Re early f.
I guess shopping for me.
Do you really think he would not support you? Alex, you in there? A hi Noah.
Where is Alex? Here I am, Boo! This Is the shine on your face? Ahh yes! Just tried how it will look.
What do you think? Well I always thought makeup is not for boys do not need this shit.
Hey honey! You 're early.
Noah, plus two.
We are guests of Lashans Devereaux.
Noah, looking Bobo Lashans? She's over there.
You go bitch to sing.
What is wrong? - I can not do it.
- What do you mean? In translation: I can not do it! What happened? I called Trey and I told him.
And how he reacts? - Do not respond.
- What did he say? - Not much! - And will they come? I think so! I do not know! No matter I can not go! I let him to see me like that! What did I do? Lashans, hang out after 5 minutes.
He cheated.
I guess forgotten because it is like macho? If you were a bit like his macho, you think he would betray you? Noah, this is pure vodka! And this is urgent! Trey will see me as Boo Boo puff! My marriage is over! Forget about Trey! - Make show Lashans! - Come on, bitch, go.
- Come on, tell him.
- Come on, bitch, go! Wow! It seems almost amazing! Once this beautiful person back we can go out.
Right, Alex? I do not know.
I never thought that will say this, but I'm scared guys! And for his first debut here bar in "Catch One" For your great joy, here is a beautiful and dynamic Lashans Deborah! - Cheers for Lashans.
- Lashans! Damn, nice looked so sexy! I want to help me To download this dress and then you can show me how do you think I'm sexy.
And how will you let me clothes, be removed home? Are you crazy? Where you going? You should talk to him.
Good luck! Now only two.
Why not have our evening Allow me to invite you to a meeting? Only you will be with me only the first five minutes.
Sorry allow me to go back to get my clothes.
Good.
I am addicted to sex.
And I like it! Sweet and nice to see you, I call you, I wrote your email - And I get flowers? - Eddie want to know why? I told you why.
This is just something I like.
This is not all my life, and it is part of it.
Eddie Fuck the bullshit! - Why not talk to me? - Okay.
I did not want to feel what Alec provides me, which I obviously you can not feel.
Yet how can you think that as my cheat will make me feel? - Only once happened! - Do you believe? You did not sleep, and in fact my cheat like an appointment! And frankly, you lied to me eyes on where you go, you're thinking and planning your affair! And you know I really sick of all this? You've been caught! So How do I look? Superb! But the more they like as a boy.
And, finally decided to show up! Girls present to you my boyfriend, Noah.
So, Noah.
How about a drink? Apple martini, right? So everything okay? Yeah, man.
Of course it is wrong.
See what you I have no problem with that.
My man you're my man! So what about game in pairs? - What you know about shooting balls? - You money you do with that big mouth? Oh, speaking as the underworld! He was caught alive, Wade, right? Well, take it, dog! Okay, who wants to be first? Oh, I want to.