NoFilter (2023) s01e04 Episode Script

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ADEMAR'S GROCERY STORE
Hi! Do you want to eliminate
the bad smell from your bathroom?
Come to Mr. Ademar's grocery sto
IT REMOVES ANY BAD SMELL!
Oh no! Oh!
I can't work this way, Mr. Ademar.
Marcely, I already told you
that this air freshener is for outdoors.
It doesn't even make sense, Mr. Ademar.
But this is not the problem. Look at this.
You could make a better face
when advertising my products, right?
The point here is not my face, Mr. Ademar.
Look, I don't have a 4G signal here.
And I can't connect to your Wi-Fi either.
What's the password?
"I don't sell on credit."
All capital letters, right?
That used to be. I had to change it.
There were many people using my Wi-Fi.
It's common.
Write down the new one.
"I don't sell on credit 1."
Capital letters.
Now, no one will find out.
Soon I'll be rid
of these freeloaders.
- Ta-da!
- What?
Fernandinho for president
of the Homeowners' Association?
He said if he gets elected,
he'll bring 7G to Ararinhas.
There's no such thing,
Mr. Ademar.
We don't even have 5G yet.
That's how good he is!
Even if there were 5G, 6G, 7G,
are you turning your back on Sebastiana?
It's not about that.
Alternating power
is good for the neighborhood.
Alternating power with Fernandinho,
that madman?
Good thing our people
will never elect him.
That's not what they're saying. Hmm?
#NOFILTER
In my mind,
the end of the world would be different.
He even has choreography.
Gather round, folks!
Come meet the candidate of the future.
Fernandinho, the Nutella candidate.
Who wants to meet our "vanitee"?
"Vanitee"?
And to prove that I'm a serious candidate,
I created some typical dishes
from different parts of the world,
all of them with Nutella!
Go get it, Nutelly!
From Italy,
there's a polpettone filled with Nutella.
From Mexico, there's guacamole
with lots of cilantro and what else?
Nutella!
And from China, there's a Kung Pao chicken
with soy sauce and what else?
- What else?
- What else is there?
- Nutella!
- Nutella!
- What else is in the sauce?
- Nutella!
It's Nutella, people!
Gustavo, I can't believe
that you're involved in this.
Your van doesn't deserve this humiliation.
Come on, Marcely.
Fernandinho offered me a lot of money.
I couldn't say no.
But you should say no
to soy sauce with Nutella.
Does it taste bad? It does.
Have I sold myself? I have.
Have I lost my dignity? I've lost it.
But it's not cool to judge your friend.
But I will. And no one will stop me.
Guys, I wanted to install
Internet in my van, right?
I can't depend on Mr. Ademar's Wi-Fi.
The signal is terrible.
Hi, excuse me.
Marcely, I'd like to talk to you.
I want to make you
a very special proposal.
I want you to take care
of my campaign's social media.
I'm even willing to forget
about that little problem with the kofta.
Let's wipe the slate clean.
Oh, Fernandinho,
that's a tempting proposal.
But no. I'm out of it.
- Are you a fence-sitter?
- Shame on you.
- I'm not sitting on the fence.
- No. She made a choice.
A fence-sitter. Okay. No problem.
If you change your mind, look for Nutelly.
- I get it.
- Okay.
Stop it. Gustavo, stop it!
That's not nice, Gustavo, stop it!
Ms. Vera! Hey!
Drop that. You've had
five baba ghanoush with Nutella today.
What did we agree on?
Drop it! You're going to be sick!
I'm home. So tired!
I'm really exhausted.
In my macroeconomics class today, I
Marcely, baby, look who's here!
Oh baby, I'm so proud of you!
- God bless you!
- Thanks.
I've always admired your dedication,
you know?
You're so supportive.
You're always helping others.
Oh, my baby, let me hold it for you.
You must be tired.
Mom, what are you talking about?
Marcely! Oh, Marcely!
I'm so happy, darling!
I'm glad to know I can count on you.
I saw you being born. Tell her, Val.
Marcely is doing so well as an influencer
that she said I won't pay
for her college anymore.
- I can't believe it.
- She's doing really well.
It's just that I know how to save money.
Economics, you know
Do you know what makes me proud, Marcely?
Knowing that you'll support my campaign!
- What?
- Yes.
Listen, Marcely, I'll tell you something
I've never said before.
Despite your slightly different way
I have a dream that, one day,
you take over the presidency
of the Ararinhas Homeowners' Association.
Can you imagine that?
Hmm?
Oh.
Why did you arrange this
with Sebastiana without telling me?
Marcely, it's very hard to please you.
You always complain
I don't support this Internet business,
and then when I do support it,
you complain.
Campaigning for Sebastiana
seems like support to you?
Yeah, I'm supporting you.
Maybe Sebastiana isn't
as charismatic as Fátima Bernardes,
Ana Maria Braga, Xuxa Meneghel,
but she is a good person.
It doesn't matter, Mom. I'm starting now.
According to the Pi Love Guide,
getting involved in politics right now
could be a big flop.
Flop? Let me tell you something.
While you live in my house
and don't pay your own bills,
I will decide what a flop is.
- Right?
- So unfair!
- Nonsense. It's always our fault.
- Always our fault.
Girls, let's calm down.
Calm down, Mumu?
What you did to us was absurd.
Absurd is what my mother is doing to me.
Marcely, we're done here. Okay?
What happened, guys?
Lohana, shouldn't you be studying, baby?
See? Val is right.
Leave soccer to the boys,
and focus on your studies.
I'm not right. What are you talking about?
What's going on?
It's been a long time
since the boys let us play on the court,
and Dad does nothing about it.
Today, we waited three hours,
forty minutes and three seconds,
and we couldn't play.
Is that true, Romualdo?
What?
And you did nothing?
Valzinha, listen.
The boys finally let me coach the team.
I can't go against my athletes.
We've become a family!
Isn't your daughter family?
Of course she is.
But I'm thinking of what's best for them.
Soccer is a rough sport. It's
Now I'll be rough, Romualdo!
- Val, please.
- Mom, calm down.
Let me tell you something.
A bunch of skinny boys
won't stop the girls from playing.
- Marquinhos isn't skinny.
- I'll go end this game now.
- Val, please don't start.
- Oh, Romualdo
Start what?
Nothing, Marcely.
Your dad's talking nonsense.
I want to see you at the Association
early in the morning tomorrow.
Girls, I'll see you on the court
at training time.
And Romualdo
- What?
- Beat it!
Bye, Dad.
Bye, baby.
VERA.SPEAKS
YOU CAN REPLACE YOUR MORNING CARDIO
WITH PAN HITTING
# MORNINGWORKOUT #PANHITTING
Oh, no
This Internet sucks!
It never works here,
try by the living room window.
You can use Mr. Ademar's Wi-Fi downstairs.
And he changed the password.
It's, "I don't accept credit 1."
All capital letters. He's not creative.
Shame on you, Rubria,
stealing other people's Internet!
What? Everyone does it.
I was trying to help,
and you're ungrateful. Have a good day.
Rubria, Mr. Ademar's Wi-Fi isn't public.
It should be discussed in the Association.
Marcely, you've never been into politics,
now you want to be at 6:00 a.m.?
Exactly.
No!
Attention, Ararinhas!
Cely is already online!
No one cares!
Go back to bed, girl!
So rude.
Marcely, close that window
or you'll be offline forever.
But
Let's start with the flagship.
The Ararinhas space.
Modern hotspots
and free Wi-Fi for everyone.
Instagrammable environment
and, on top of that, Sebas,
an infinity-edge pool just for photos.
Project "Milkshake in the Hand,
Asphalt on the Driveway."
We're sick of spilling milkshakes
inside Gustavo's van!
No more holes!
Resurfacing now!
And last but not least
Project "Ring Light for All."
It's time to change
the lighting in Ararinhas, Sebas.
We can't do livestreams at night anymore.
And there's another issue.
Ms. Vera is addicted to scaring people
behind the streetlights at night.
Now that is an issue.
That's it, boss!
It's all written down!
Say something.
Oh, Marcely.
Have you lost your mind, Marcely?
Are you insane?
Do you think
the Homeowners' Association is city hall?
Wake up! Get real!
FERNANDINHO NUTELLA FOR PRESIDEN
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.
ARARINHAS ELECTIONS
VOTE!
Guys, you stop the warm-up.
Come here. It's a big moment.
Listen up. Marquinhos at the left-back.
Mosquito, covers Marquinhos when he
May I ask who's not letting the girls
play on the court?
What's that? Did you bring your mom?
- What, boy?
- Hold on, Val. Deep breaths.
Don't let the Troublemaker take over.
What did you say?
Old lady, the court is only
for those who know how to play.
Shut up, we play better than you.
Calm down, people.
I have a solution, okay?
We'll open up the court for girls
on Monday at 7:00 a.m. Deal?
It's when the elderly
have Tai Chi classes.
Dad, we want to share the court equally.
Just a minute!
This is going to be decided fairly.
A game between boys and girls.
The winner gets the key to the court
and decides who plays.
- What?
- What?
- Deal.
- Deal.
- Let's go.
- Mom, can't we just give up?
I exaggerated when I said
we played better than them.
Val, if we lose it,
beyond the key to the court,
we'll lose our dignity,
the respect of our neighbors, everything
Girls, stop chattering. Okay?
Get your cleats ready, I'm off today.
Training starts in half an hour.
Let's go!
Look at her.
Hi, sincerers.
Look who's live with me today.
It's her, Sebastiana Vargas, in person,
our excellent president
and the best candidate
for the Association.
Don't vote for a cheater,
vote for Sebastiana!
My motto is,
"Do well, always do!"
Here, darling, come.
Did you bring gifts?
Better, I brought proposals.
- Proposals.
- It's all here.
I prefer gifts.
Fernandinho's already given me
a pin badge, coasters,
and an autographed poster of him.
Sorry, let me ask.
Why would you want
an autographed poster of Fernandinho?
I like gifts.
GGOME
I WANT GIFTS!
AN AUTOGRAPHED POSTER OF FERNANDINHO?
I NEED I
Sebastiana, don't you have any gifts?
Marcely, I refuse to buy my voters.
I have many good proposals.
Uh-huh, okay.
In this case,
we need a more lively campaign.
Some TikTok trends, a choreography.
Are you gonna teach me how to campaign?
It always worked this way.
Why won't it work now? Let me do it!
Here, I know you're with me.
Gloria, I'm with you!
Aretha, lift that sign up and swing it!
Sebastiana!
Okay, what's your idea?
I'm still working on the lyrics,
but it's a bit like this
The pitch rises.
What a joke, Marcely!
The old way always worked.
Didn't it, Miralba?
Here, look,
stay with me, take a sign there!
Okay, Sebastiana.
Vote for Fernandinho Nutella!
If he already innovates with the dishes,
imagine what he can do
for our Association!
Even you, Sandrinha?
Marcely, you have to understand
that there are times
when we need to choose sides.
Don't let Sebastiana hear me,
but she's been in the presidency
for a long time.
Look at Ararinhas.
We don't need to be afraid of change.
We have to act!
Don't overdo it, Sandrinha.
You're in this because Fernandinho
promised to sponsor your posts.
It's a way of acting!
I'm investing in my profile
to generate content for you guys.
I'm so empathetic.
Listen, you brat,
when are you going to understand
that Nutella saves everything
except your failure?
That's it, Sebastiana. Fire it up!
I'm gonna film this.
Why you gotta be so rude?
- Rude, rude, rude, rude!
- Rude, rude, rude, rude!
Sebastiana is accommodated
at the Association.
She gets the wrong end of the stick.
She's a bit crazy.
It's time to retire.
Retire, Fernandinho?
I'm the only one
with the skills and experience
to run that Association.
That's it! Sebas of the people!
Sebas of the people!
- Loser.
- Loser.
I want to know
where the Association's tuition money is.
Where's the money, huh?
Where is it?
Are you implying
I'm not implying anything,
I'm just asking you a question.
When I am elected,
I will open the Association's black box!
No one touches my black box!
542, 543.
- Lohana come on!
- Enough, mom.
- Enough? 544
- I'm tired.
Hold on. Tati won't be able to play.
Why not?
Her mom found out
she dropped out of college
and then grounded her.
If I were her, I'd do worse.
- Would you do worse?
- Yes.
- Let me tell you something
- Ms. Val, all went wrong, you know?
We lost our best player.
Let's cancel, let's give up.
- It's over.
- Hey!
Come here. It's not time to give up.
- You wanna play in peace on the court?
- Yes.
- And show everyone women also play soccer?
- Yes.
Don't you want to tackle with a defender,
lose a tooth, break a collarbone or a rib,
tear a knee ligament
in the name of victory?
That's what it's all about!
I won't let you get dispirited.
And to prove that I'm with you,
the team's uniform will be on me!
Mom, where are you gonna get
soccer uniforms?
- With someone who always helped us.
- God?
- One One, let's go!
- From the beginning?
- From the beginning. One
- I can't!
Two. Three.
What nonsense.
Who does that brat think he is to talk
about the Association's black box?
Did you see that Marcely?
Yes, I did.
But I think Fernandinho made a good point.
Marcely, are you suspicious of me?
Girl, I saw you being born.
I'm not suspicious of you, Sebastiana.
But I think it would be good
to give the homeowners an answer.
Oh, do you want an answer, Cely?
You want an answer?
I think it would be good.
Here's your answer.
If you're suspicious of me,
our partnership is over.
There's your answer.
But, Sebastiana, I
What nonsense.
Mmm.
Damn time
I got into this election thing, Max!
Seriously.
Whoever's not corrupted
is hiding something.
FERNANDINHO NUTELLA!
Can't we trust anyone?
Mm-mm.
You're acting weird.
It's just
My mouth is dry, because it hasn't rained,
and the weather is dry.
- It's true.
- Yeah.
But, Max, I want to say
that I admire you a lot, you know?
You're the only person I know
who wasn't involved in the election thing.
Yeah, right
I think it has anything to do with
Son, the team didn't like the idea
of putting an F on the shirt,
but I managed to get them
a month of free haircuts
if they vote for Fernandinho.
- Really, Max?
- No!
- Of course not. Marcely
- No.
What's the matter with her?
This day never ends.
It's ending right now.
I already know everything.
Don't try to fool me. Sit down.
Everything?
Quit stalling, Marcely.
You owe me an explanation.
I was going to tell you.
I must keep nothing from you,
but Brazil is in crisis
Don't bring Brazil into this, Marcely.
How could you suspect
Sebastiana's honesty?
That's it?
Why? Is there anything else?
Are you hiding
Marcely, are you on drugs?
Mom, there are no drugs.
It's just that issue with Sebastiana.
She saw you being born!
So what? The midwife also saw me born,
and I don't even know her name.
Marcely, stop kidding. I'm serious.
When we came from Recife,
Sebastiana got this house for us.
You should be more grateful to her.
I'm grateful to her, Mom.
But I'm an influencer who tells truths.
I'm committed to my followers.
The Association is always in debt
because many people don't pay the tuition.
And Sebastiana takes the money
out of her own pocket to help.
I didn't know that.
Because it's a secret.
But, Mom, I need to tell everyone.
It could change the election!
You won't say anything. It's a secret.
She does it because she's kind-hearted,
not to promote herself.
You won't tell anyone. Promise?
I promise.
MUMUPAICELY
LET'S GO, TEAM!
MYSELFSANDYLOVEOFFICIAL
#DON'T CRY, SEBASTIANA
#HE ALREADY WON!
Bro,
Fernandinho even took over
the soccer game.
I shouldn't even talk to you.
To any of you.
Honey, I'm so very sorry.
My van smells terrible.
Cilantro with hazelnut.
Ms. Vera, for God's sake, drop that!
Sandrinha's completely lost her senses.
Your mom plays?
Not that I know of.
That was not the deal, Val!
Don't call me Val.
Today I'm Val Troublemaker.
Please. I'll just
What's eating her?
Who knows. She's acting weird all day.
Hey, Mr. Ademar.
Who are you booing?
Girls, there's something
I need to tell you about your mom.
Stop!
When she was young,
Val was an excellent striker.
But she didn't execute
only perfect chest traps.
She was known as
Val Troublemaker.
Your mom turns into a different person
when she plays soccer.
I've changed, Romualdo.
You excluded me
from the family WhatsApp group.
It's just until the end of the game!
It doesn't matter.
I have to honor the shirt
Sebastiana donated to our team.
And I'm her eyebrow designer, guys!
We're together on this.
Sebastiana!
Gorgeous!
So
- What's up?
- Did you change your mind?
I'd never vote for Fernandinho.
It was my dad's business. You know him.
So, will you stop supporting Fernandinho?
Nope.
Well, my dad helps me
with the barbershop expenses.
But I'll vote for Sebastiana.
I'll vote for her.
So let's watch the game.
- Sure.
- I was gonna sit here.
- So I'll sit here.
- Sure. Sit down.
- I was going
- Be my guest.
Call odd or even.
- Even.
- Odd.
It's even.
Why did she win?
- She won.
- Shut up.
Go, Mosquito!
Mosquito!
Marquinhos, wake up!
- Watch your left side.
- Come!
Rubria, pay attention!
Get him!
Goal!
Great!
That's it!
Look at that player. He's so hot!
BOYS 1 X GIRLS 0
That's it!
BOYS 1 X GIRLS 1
Steal the ball, Val!
Referee, come on! Yellow card!
That's it!
No foul!
Go, bro.
Hey, bro! Are you nuts?
You're pulling my hair!
What are you doing? Referee!
Referee!
Hey!
Look what I do with that.
Did you see it, referee?
Focus, Lohana!
Go, baby!
BOYS 1 X GIRLS 2
Suck it! The key is ours!
Go there, Sebastiana!
Take her down!
Sebastiana out!
Sebastiana out!
What's this?
Oh, dear!
Sebastiana out! Sebastiana out!
- It's not over.
- Sebastiana out!
Screw you! Don't be sad, my friend.
You don't deserve this.
Sebastiana out!
I'll deal with it.
Sebastiana out!
- I'll go there.
- Sebastiana out!
Now, it is the time to expose the truth.
People of Ararinhas and sincerers,
who are pretty much the same people,
but that's okay.
I found out the truth about the black box
from the Homeowners' Association.
- Rubria, can you hold this please?
- Sure.
Here, film everything.
We are being very unfair
to Sebastiana.
She doesn't deserve this.
- She saw me being born!
- So what?
- What's so funny?
- Shut up! My God.
- Sebastiana saw Ararinhas being born!
- I did.
If it weren't for her,
we wouldn't have a women's team today.
- Right.
- It's true!
Sebastiana!
Mr. Ademar's grocery store
survived the crisis thanks to what?
The Association!
The seepage on Mrs. Vera's house,
who solved it?
The Association!
But she's sorry. We both are.
On several occasions,
Sebastiana took
money out of her own pocket
to help us!
When it comes to receiving gifts,
you love it,
but when you need to pay
the Association's tuition
Exactly.
you defaulted.
Sebastiana!
Sebastiana!
Sebastiana! Sebastiana!
- I wanna hear!
- She does everything for us!
Hey, hold on!
It's obvious that nobody pays the tuition.
And they won't pay.
Don't get your hopes up. But Fernandinho,
he would sell his own house
and live on the floor
of Gustavo's van stop, in the cold,
to fulfill his campaign promises!
Hey, no. Nobody's gonna touch my money.
If there's no money, I'm out.
Only a crazy person
would accept this deal.
- Sebastiana out!
- You get out!
Guys
He's a screwup!
we already know this crazy person.
And her name is Sebas of the people!
Sebas of the people!
Sebas of the people!
Sebastiana!
Sebastiana! Sebastiana! Sebastiana!
Hey, I want to say
something very important.
Follow me on social media,
@Cely, with Y, my mother chose that,
underline No Filter.
This one you're seeing on Instagram.
- Follow her. I saw her being born!
- Say goodbye. Bye!
Sebastiana! Sebastiana!
Mom
Mom, I know I promised
I wouldn't talk about it,
but I couldn't let them
do that to Sebastiana.
Do you think I didn't know
you would spill the beans?
You're cunning, Val Troublemaker!
Your mom is a smart lady!
She is!
Now, excuse me.
I'm gonna kick that mascot's ass!
Where's the flag?
Aunt Val! Oh Lord!
Hold this!