Nothing to See Here (2023) s01e04 Episode Script

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That's when she told me her parents
didn't let her have a blind boyfriend.
-Maricarmen told you that
-She can't have a blind boyfriend.
But Maricarmen doesn't have parents.
Really?
Her mom abandoned them,
and her dad is in a rehab center.
She lives with her grandma.
How do you know all that?
My dad was fired not long ago.
He has too much spare time.
Is that her?
Pretend you don't see her.
Why does everyone say the same jokes?
If you want, I can be your girlfriend.
You won't believe this,
but my parents won't let me
date a girl who has polio.
I don't have polio.
I'd like to, but my parents--
I don't have polio.
It's a problem with my spine.
They're really strict
about this kind of thing.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Who is it?
Get the door, Charly.
Lazy ass.
Hello.
Azul?
I got your message.
-It's the nicest thing I've ever heard.
-Really?
-I thought you'd never reply.
-No.
I'll get straight to the point.
To be honest,
I can't stop thinking about you.
I know it sounds intense,
because we just met.
And I can't stop--
I can't.
And even though…
I'm not expecting anything.
I just wanted to tell you
and see what you thought.
I don't know. Maybe you feel the same way.
-Are you jerking off, pig?
-What?
You're jerking off. I can see you.
No, I was scratching my balls, I swear.
You were thinking about your girl
from the vet, huh?
What girl from the vet?
"What girl from the vet?"
Has she answered you?
No messages.
Not yet.
I should've told you
she was out of your league.
What are you talking about?
I mean I know
what standards we can aspire to.
And to be honest,
she's way above yours.
Standards?
Why are you supposing
that I have standards?
I don't have standards, dude.
You probably don't even know
what it means.
-Hi.
-What's up?
Hello, how's it going?
Did she answer you?
You too?
No, not yet.
I knew this would happen.
She saw your message.
You too?
Not to put you down, buddy,
but we all know
what it's like to be ghosted.
Maybe her phone got stolen.
Sure, maybe it fell in water
and it's drying in rice.
Or maybe, and I don't mean to dis you,
maybe blind guys aren't her thing.
That's so considerate of you.
These things happen, bro.
These things happen. That's why I'm here.
Here.
-Grab this.
-What? Grab what?
-Come with me.
-Where to?
-Do you trust me or not?
-No.
I don't either. Where are you going?
You wanna tell jokes, right?
How will you do that
when your heart is shattered?
A broken heart isn't a good start.
Let's go.
-Let's go.
-Where to?
There are many fish in this pond.
Let's lighten your heart.
-Where are you taking him?
-He'll be back.
Where are you going, Alexis?
Hold up, man!
To search for my standards, I guess.
I'm going with Jimmy.
Where the hell did you bring me?
I want you to meet a friend,
but you gotta be flexible.
Flexible?
Open to meeting people who are different.
-Don't judge her at first sight.
-Why would I?
Let's just say that this place…
Her line of work is a tad questionable.
What do they do here?
Fito, it's Jimmy.
-What's up, bro?
-What's up?
-I brought my buddy.
-Hi.
-Is Julieta here?
-Yeah, inside.
He's here for a little…
blind date.
Playing matchmaker, huh?
I'm just a good Samaritan.
-Okay, come in.
-Great.
-Just take it easy.
-Cool.
Relax, it's me! Chill!
Put your guns down.
Get back to work.
Who's this fucker?
Relax, Monster, he's with me.
He's blind, see?
He can't see
that you're stripping stolen cars.
Are you stupid or what, Jimmy?
I mean legally acquired cars.
That's it. He can't see
you're stripping legally-acquired cars.
-Shit, man!
-Let's chill, okay?
Dude, does your friend steal cars?
No, strictly speaking,
she steals auto parts.
Why?
I told you not to judge her.
Look, Monster, this is Alexis.
I brought him to meet Julieta.
You know, for a blind date.
Can you stop telling the same joke?
Gimme a break, he hadn't heard it yet.
What is this, Jimmy?
Are you coming back to work?
I can't, Godfather. I'm…
I made a promise.
You're shitting me, man!
A promise?
What about you?
What are your intentions with my niece?
-None, I don't even know her.
-But he's dying to meet her.
-For fuck's sake, dude.
-What?
Unbelievable.
Julieta.
Julieta!
What's up, Jules?
How's the hustle?
This is my buddy, Alexis.
He's new in town.
I told him about you,
and naturally, he wanted to meet you.
I didn't say that.
Give him a tour of the shop.
Get to know each other, have a laugh,
break the ice, go ahead
Wait.
Only to get acquainted.
Don't get any ideas, shit head.
Don't fail me, bro.
MADRID SHOPPING CENTER
Hello.
I was just about to call you.
-Really?
-Yes.
-Are you almost home?
-No, I was about to call you.
Remember the car was making a noise?
No, I don't remember.
Yes, it was making a noise.
It turns out the timing belt is broken.
-You don't say!
-Yes.
I'm just arriving to the shop now.
To see if they can fix it.
Then you're not coming home today?
I doubt it, but I'll let you know.
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
I love you.
And I you.
-Bye.
-Goodbye.
It was an accident.
Some moron ran a red light, right?
It's like they try to hit
pedestrians on purpose.
But I'm fine.
I'm only recovering.
What you're doing is really pathetic.
My profile doesn't say I'm Swedish
and have two dicks.
I guess that's easy for you to say.
Learn to acknowledge your standards.
Have you been stealing
auto parts a long time?
Excuse me?
I didn't quite get that.
Fucking Jimmy.
Sorry, I can't do this.
Sorry.
Jimmy!
I'm here, buddy, straight ahead.
Did she blow you off?
Why the hell did you bring me here?
What? Because I thought--
What?
I don't know,
that the two of you would hit it off.
And why did you think that?
'Cause you're both--
We're different.
I was gonna say defective,
but you said it better.
You decided to hook up
two defective people?
I thought I was helping you.
-Helping us?
-Yeah.
Both of you get rejected
because you're def… different.
Don't you always get rejected
for being blind?
That's not how things work, Jimmy.
Fine, I didn't know. Sorry.
Was she a total bitch or what?
No, I actually rejected her.
What the--?
What did we say about not judging?
You said not to judge her
for stealing, not for--
A disability?
I thought you,
of all people, wouldn't care.
Look, here's the thing.
I know I may be a bit…
A bit… slow.
Yes, I don't know a lot of stuff.
But I'm sure it's really shitty
to be rejected for something
you can't change.
Really shitty.
See?
Imagine how she's feeling now.
Shit.
What? For real?
Fucking Chocho.
Okay. I've been through this before.
I'll put my hand on your head.
Nod or shake when I ask you stuff.
Are you okay with that?
Do you understand what I said?
Do you have an intellectual disability?
You can't speak?
Okay.
I was a jerk a while ago.
I've been a jerk for some time.
But it has nothing to do with you.
It's just that…
I don't know, I wish I could be
with someone normal,
like any normal person.
I don't mean you're not…
I don't mean you're not normal.
I'm fucking this up. I'm an idiot.
Fuck!
I know.
It's like this.
If something's wrong with someone,
no one should care.
But you care.
Why didn't you say
you could do that with your phone.
It bothers me
that it bothers other people.
That's why Jimmy thought
introducing us was a good idea.
Like this is what we should do.
But this isn't what
you and I should aspire to.
My friend Charly says
I don't stand a chance with Azul because
she's not disabled, and I'm deficient.
You know what I mean?
Who is Azul?
Someone I met.
I think I like her.
-How did you meet her?
-She ran me over.
-How romantic!
-Isn't it?
-Hey, what's up?
-It's her.
Sorry for not replying.
I didn't wanna seem desperate.
Then I changed my mind,
but I dropped my phone in the toilet.
-That's her nervous laugh.
-There's…
There's a show tonight. I'm performing.
She's gonna perform.
She's never been on stage.
Maybe you can come and see me
at 8:00 at The Underground. Bye.
It's only 4:00.
Do you wanna hang here while you wait?
What do you wanna do?
Neighbor!
Maya!
What's up, neighbor?
Hi. Have you seen Alexis?
You're shitting me!
How can you lose a blind guy?
Are you blind?
I keep calling him,
but he won't answer.
Jimmy took him out this morning.
So I thought you'd know something.
Jimmy?
-Yes.
-Wait a sec.
-I got his voicemail.
-I told you.
He didn't say anything?
Jimmy said something
about introducing Alexis to someone.
I don't know what he meant.
Do you know anything?
Yes, I know where they went.
Wanna come?
-Let's go.
-Okay.
Okay now.
Take the training wheels off!
No, sweetie. I can't take them off yet.
But why not?
You're too young. You can't.
I can ride without training wheels.
This way, careful.
There you go.
Take the wheels off!
You're making an idiot out of him!
Are you sure it's here?
Yeah, hold on. Let's see what's going on.
Hey, no!
My eyes are blank, dude!
And that was the last time
I tried sleeping with her.
-Hear that?
-Yeah.
She too was blind.
-Let's go.
-We skinned our knees, damn it!
Hey, but don't get the wrong idea.
We dropped the condom before we did it.
We spent one hour on our knees
trying to find it.
They should put bells on those things.
Seriously, we people
with disabilities also fuck.
We're just as horny as you.
But we don't necessarily fuck each other.
We should all just break free
from certain prejudices.
Look at my eyes.
They got stuck this way during an orgasm!
You've been the best audience!
My name is Alexis!
Thanks, and good day!
Bravo!
What the fuck is going on here?
No, relax. They're friends!
That was one hell of a scare!
Why do you insist on performing
where people wanna kill us?
And why did you do a show without me?
I'm your manager.
This was only a dress rehearsal.
-My debut will be at Chocho's bar.
-Yeah, about that.
Maya, show him.
Look what I found.
-I forgot my glasses, dude.
-Wait.
It's a poster I found
outside Chocho's bar.
Read what it says, Jimmy.
I'm not a great reader.
You read it.
I'll read it.
"Stand-up contest, 25,000-peso prize."
-He stole our idea?
-He stole our idea.
And there's more.
It says, "Blind people not allowed."
-What?
-Yeah!
It's a provocation.
That damn Chocho is a motherfucker!
We gotta go over there
and make him let you participate.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.
But I've gotta do something first.
-What time is it?
-It's almost 7:00, why?
Do you know The Underground?
The nightclub?
-Lalo works there.
-Yeah.
The auto mechanic is waiting for the part.
But the dealer won't send it.
Really?
He promised he'd send it today,
but he didn't.
And I think I'm gonna stay
maybe a couple of days more.
At least until the dealer…
You can't keep this up, Yuyo.
You gotta take the training wheels off.
Lalo announces the rappers?
Yeah. He had this job from before.
They didn't have the heart
to fire him after the accident.
By accident you mean when he accidentally
got his drugs and glue mixed up, right?
He's not that bad.
You can hardly tell. You'll see.
Do you see Azul?
I don't see Azul or anyone.
It's pitch-dark in here.
What's up? You came!
Here I am. Are you good?
Yeah.
I'm good.
Extremely fucking good.
You have stage fright.
A little. In fact, I was just leaving.
No, too late.
You have four fans who paid for tickets.
Not actually sure if they're still here.
Hello.
I met you before, right?
Yes, but not with all my five senses.
She met me with four senses too.
Why doesn't she like to laugh?
It's a tick, like my rocking.
What's up?
-Have you been here?
-Yes, the host is our friend.
He mugged us, but he's our friend.
I ran Alexis over a few days ago.
Are you nervous?
I'm super nervous.
Why, girl? It's not a contest.
Just get up there and have fun.
Yeah, that's right. You'll do great.
-Go on.
-You think so?
-Yes.
-Yeah.
-Come with me to sign up.
-Let's do it.
This guy sucks. You'll do much better.
By the way, I really liked your message.
It's very…
inspiring.
Really?
It's really cool that you think
we can do what we're told we can't do.
Nice words.
Sorry for bothering you.
They gave me this shit.
Have you tried it? It's a candy flip.
No. You want me to party with you?
What? No.
Don't get me wrong.
My friend over there
said that if I take this shit…
I could end up, you know, like you.
And that scared me.
Sorry, sometimes I space out.
That shit had a long-term effect on me.
Actually, it was the last thing I took
before ending up like this.
But I heard there's a way to use it
without the side effects.
How?
Get a straw, stick the powder on one end,
and ask someone to…
blow it hard up your ass.
Same result but without the side effects.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-It's fucking great.
-Thanks, bro.
Mother fucker.
-You're Azul, right?
-Yes.
-You're next.
-You're up.
Are you ready? This is your moment.
-Here we go.
-Let's grease those wheels.
-Wait.
-What's this?
-Just drink.
-Will it make me blind?
Stop worrying, drink up.
Cheers!
Yes.
Yes, l-let's…
hear it f-for…
F-for…
For A… Azul-zul!
-I'm up!
-Bring it on!
Azul!
Hell no, I can't do this.
-What?
-No.
-Why not?
-I'll laugh.
Rap things that rhyme with "ha."
-See? I fixed you again.
-I'll make a fool of myself.
-Let's leave.
-Just a minute.
Hey, listen.
Your laugh
is my favorite sound in this city.
You'll do fine, I promise.
Go on.
-Go ahead.
-Hurry.
-Come on.
-Yeah.
-You can do it.
-You can.
-Go on.
-You're up.
Bring it on!
There you go!
Y-yes!
H-here she is.
People build their world through images.
I build mine based on what I hear.
Sounds that travel in space and time.
Sounds that help me.
Sounds that confuse me.
Sounds I love.
I'd only be coherent
If what I want is progress
For all my people…
Yes, sometimes it's frustrating
not knowing what's out there.
And sometimes, suddenly, the darkness
can be the most peaceful place.
You may fall in love with what you see.
I fall in love with what I hear.
Those who bring me down today
Pay homage to me tomorrow!
Azul!
Azul!
Hey.
What I said to you this morning…
About what?
About standards.
I was wrong, okay?
Nobody is too good for your standards.
Here she comes.
Hey, dawg!
Shit, I did it!
I didn't laugh once.
Yeah, and I missed your laugh so much.
Seriously?
Yes, very much.
Azul.
Killer, what are you doing here?
This is a rap club, isn't it?
I'm a rapper.
I heard your name.
Killer? Who's Killer?
Killer Boy, this is Alexis.
Alexis, this is Killer Boy.
My very recent ex-boyfriend.
Subtitle translation by: Avalos Fernanda.