Off the Hook (2022) s01e04 Episode Script
Seal the Deal
1
A NETFLIX SERIES
[sniffles]
["'Au summum" by 113 plays]
[sniffing]
[exhales]
[in French]
Respect, it's me Rim'K, stay strong ♪
If you got more than six months ♪
All angry, like in Snatch
I'll die at home ♪
Dodgy, like the backroom
Of a Chinese restaurant ♪
Count on me to represent our favelas ♪
You're with the crazies
Judged by fakes ♪
Who seek a full ♪
A three of a kind ♪
A four of a kind, aces
Hard to break up the crowds ♪
We leave the swamps of stairwells ♪
Armed with a spliff, I start a sprint
Talk back, like Larry Flynt ♪
I am bulletproof
And flexible like Jet Li ♪
Work for Kabylia with my jet ski ♪
- Fear will bring nothing ♪
- Cheers, Thierry!
And to you, Frank!
All together! All together!
Schumi in his Ferrari on the track ♪
Rebellious
With what it takes under his bed ♪
At the top, you take risks
Disregard the law ♪
You go all in ♪
If a chance shows up
You risk everything ♪
Is it too early for deliveries?
Maximum risk all the way ♪
In a dark corner, they play cards
Like in a casino ♪
Like in the movie ♪
On the table
The keys of a car and a townhouse ♪
Who goes to work, looking rough
Dreaming of Deauville? ♪
Please don't be a poké bowl.
Please don't be a poké bowl.
Not all that rice!
It smells like a burger! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Look, Yacine. Fuck!
It's fucking beautiful!
- [moans]
- For guys full of vices or for novices ♪
At the top,
You take risks, disregard the law ♪
You go all in, if a chance shows up
You risk everything ♪
Maximum risk all the way ♪
All the way all the way ♪
- All the way, all the way ♪
- [Bernard] Manon! Manon!
- What?
- [Bernard] What are you doing?
I ask for three coffees for table two.
Where were you?
DAY 15
Come on, move!
It's not easy. How do people do it?
What? Today? Are you serious?
[sighs]
No way! He can't do that to me.
- An espresso, please.
- Right away.
Sorry, but where did Brazi get his start?
And now the guy cancels.
Nah, I don't wanna hear it.
He just got a big head.
What about Jayo?
Okay, find me anyone
except that young slammer,
he would grow a retirement home.
Okay? Later.
- Ah, complicated day?
- I've got better days, yeah.
- Unless you happen to be a singer.
- Mm.
In Paris, every waitress is either actress
or a singer. So, it's worth a try.
Yeah, good try. But I'm done with that.
You look familiar.
Have I seen you singing somewhere?
No. I don't know.
Do you want to come
and sing at my club tonight?
[Tiago] It's an open mic.
And I'm missing an artist.
I can't say yes because I just told you
that I'm done with that.
No, she raps now. "Yo, yo, yo."
- [Tiago] Really?
- No, I don't rap at all. That's not true.
Don't listen to this senile old man
that like to exaggerate.
I don't. I don't really rap.
Uh, well, I just I'm just starting out.
I'm just beginning too.
I'm interested. Come start at my club.
At the Tempo, Saint-Maur street.
Let's see what you've got.
- Thank you. Mm.
- Sound good? Okay. See you later.
- I am counting on you. Yeah?
- Yeah. Thanks.
[door opens, closes]
[groans]
Bernard! Great job. I mean
Ten out of ten. Seriously. Thank you,
that is just a great idea. Wow!
[blows raspberry, gasps]
Why would you say I was a rapper?
I don't have any lyrics.
I don't have any music.
I can't go on stage.
I'll humiliate myself again.
Awesome. Great.
Stop looking at me like that.
What is it? Hmm?
The misunderstood artist in you
is trying to convince me? Is that it?
No. It doesn't work like that, Bernard!
If I want to do it, it'll be for me,
to prove to myself that I can.
That I can do it. That I have to do it.
[sighs]
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay.
But you'll help me, right?
- [quirky music playing]
- [glass breaking]
[blows air]
Call it quits?
Let's stop.
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
[quirky music continues]
[panting]
"One day Kiki the cockerel
- asked Coco the cocoa crusher
- [chuckles]
to give him a khaki camisole
with a karakul collar.
What is this, Bernard?
One of your crappy old songs that flopped.
No, don't be a smart ass.
[metronome clicks]
Kiki the cockerel asked Coco
The cocoa crusher for a khaki camisole ♪
With a karakul collar
Coco the cocoa crusher ♪
- Agreed to give Kiki the cockerel ♪
- Hey!
A camisole without a karakul collar ♪
Oh, Then a cocky cad
Conquered Kiki the cockerel ♪
[blows air]
All right, okay.
- [laughs]
- There you go.
It'll improve your diction. Your turn.
What do you mean?
[sentimental music]
[Mireille] What if we get that appointment
to freeze your eggs?
[echoing laughter]
[shivers]
[ambulance siren wailing]
[slurps]
[Philippe] This one's even better.
[Mireille] Fuck it.
[door slams]
[exclaims]
Look at that!
[exhales]
[Nico] Are you seriously calling to ask
if you can use Gagan's computer
to do your homework?
Honey, I sense that our son thinks
we're complete idiots.
[Rime] Affirmative.
He's jerking us around.
And he still hasn't done his homework.
- Yes, I have.
- [Rime] No, no, no, no, no!
I sense that you are lying again.
And if this carries on, you won't get
your phone back before Christmas.
No, no, no. Okay, okay.
I promise, I promise. I'll do it now.
[Nico] We'll call you back tonight.
And you better caught up.
Otherwise
[Rime] Well
We're going to lose it.
Yes. Yes, I promise.
[Gagan] Would you like me
to accompany you outside?
- I'll be fine. Bye.
- Are you okay? Have a nice day. Goodbye.
So, what did your parents say?
- No, what do you expect? I'm in deep shit.
- Well, that
[chuckles]
Here's the plan.
This is you. See? Here. Here. Here.
There you go! To the library.
- Library?
- Go on! Don't worry. You'll be fine.
- You're strong.
- For real?
Yes! Go on. There's a great vibe
but whisper in there.
Don't forget to whisper.
MUNICIPAL LIBRARY
It's closed on Mondays.
[sighs]
Fuck!
[Yacine] What am I going to do now?
This is starting to get on my nerves.
[zipper rasps]
Do you know by any chance
what's the "Flight to Varennes"?
If you buy me a drink, I'll help you.
I don't have any money.
Okay. I'll help you anyway.
The "Flight to Varennes" is when Louis XVI
and Marie-Antoinette fled Paris
to try to reach the border
and get out of France.
- Yeah?
- They'd already tried to escape
for two years and they were struggling.
It's getting on my nerves. I swear.
He promised me
he would go on paternity leave.
It's 28 days now.
Twenty-eight days, it was perfect.
I was gonna have time to go back to work,
without stress, being relaxed, with time
to find a fucking place at a nursery.
Except no!
Dr. Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are
decides to selfishly
go on vacation for a month.
And who offered to take his place? Huh?
Who offered to take his place? Hmm.
No idea.
Well Julien, Léa.
Are you listening to me?
Fuck! Maternity leave.
What's maternity leave?
Leave, my ass! I swear!
Do I look relaxed, seriously?
Like I'm on vacation? Like I've read
three Michael Connelly books!
[Tamagotchi beeps]
What are you doing with that thing?
This thing is a Tamagotchi. It's hungry.
So, I'm feeding it. See.
A Tamagotchi?
I swear you're really losing
your mind, Léa.
You can't deflect your feelings
onto a Tamagotchi.
Wait, deflect what?
I'm not deflecting. Get off my back.
You've been whining about your boyfriend,
your kid, your maternity leave,
for two hours.
Consider yourself lucky.
Cause I'm 32, and all I have
is a Tamagotchi
and a complaint on my ass. Dammit!
What do you mean? What complaint?
What? Nothing. Nothing. Uh never mind.
You're annoying me. Shut up.
Hey, Léa. Come back.
One day, Kiki the cockerel asked
Coco the cocoa crusher ♪
To give him a khaki camisole
With a karakul collar ♪
Then along came cocky cad
Who conquered Kiki the cockerel ♪
- And boom!
- Well done, cockerel and a khaki camisole.
Now, the lyrics.
Say the first thing that comes to mind.
I don't know. Uh "Stuck"?
Okay. Write that down.
- Next words. "Bad buzz"? "Shame"?
- Uh failure?
There you go. Great.
[upbeat music]
- Here, I'm done.
- Ah.
[exhales]
What's that?
[Carla] Symbols that Shamans draw
on drums in Lapland.
I think they're really nice.
[gulps]
[quirky music]
Yeah, pretty. Yeah.
[chuckles]
Lapland, really pretty. The country of
- of laps. If I'm not mistaken.
- [object thuds]
[Manon] No, I'm just kidding.
Everybody knows Lapland is
I mean where Santa Claus lives.
[chuckles]
I didn't know you worked at Bernard's.
Mm Why? Do we know each other?
I've been living
in your building for six months.
How come I've never seen you before?
Every time our paths crossed,
your nose was buried in your phone.
Yes! Well, great timing
'cause I don't have a phone anymore.
[Carla] Cool.
We'll be able to see each other now.
[quirky music continues]
Manon.
Carla.
[both chuckling]
Okay. I got to get going.
- Take care, Bernard.
- Bye, Carla.
[in Spanish]
Hasta la vista, caritas.
[in English]
So now, the king feels confident.
He thinks he's got through unnoticed.
But the innkeeper had seen him before.
- Do you know how?
- No.
- From a coin.
- [car horn honks]
- Get out!
- I swear!
- You're so damn smart, José!
- Oh, it's nothing.
Amazing!
Okay. While you're here, French.
Oh, I can't help you with that.
French isn't really my thing.
Really?
- [in French] Excuse me?
- Yeah?
[in English]
Bye, José!
Ah! Julien!
Mom?
- What are you doing here? All good?
- Yes. I'm great.
I just came to see if you had time
to have lunch together today.
- Time?
- Yeah.
No, I don't.
I have a surgery in 15 minutes.
- You have to call me next time.
- Yeah, but it's just
Okay, I've gotta go. Sorry, Mom.
- Of course, it's okay. No worries.
- I'm going.
- Mom?
- Yes?
Are you sure you're okay?
Of course, I'm fine, sweetheart.
Go on, go. Go.
[sentimental music]
Manon! Léa!
Yacine!
[doorbell buzzing]
- [knocks on door]
- [Mireille] Audrey?
- [knocking continues]
- Audrey?
Oh.
[quirky music]
- [quirky music continues]
- [bell dings]
- What's that?
- These are monsters fighting
This one's different, right?
The little teeth are funny.
[bell dings]
It's kind of in the same vein.
And the little ones.
[quirky music continues]
[Manon] Okay.
Okay, here it goes. One day.
Kiki the cockerel asked Coco ♪
The cocoa crusher to give her ♪
Sorry, Bernard.
How come you've never
introduced me to Carla?
Uh I don't know.
You've always met your girlfriends online.
That's true. You're right.
I feel more comfortable
behind a screen for that matter.
- Weird, huh?
- Come on. Focus!
My LP has been out for a long time.
- Maybe too long. I'm kidding!
- [sighs]
[chuckles]
[muffled voice]
Focus on your own stuff ♪
I was panicking ♪
I felt trapped ♪
Do you think I should invite her tonight?
[grunts]
When someone passes their DNA
onto a descendant,
the DNA molecule is copied
and spontaneous errors
occur during this process.
We call this mutations.
Whereas alleles
are the different versions of a gene.
Okay. Thank you so much.
- Hello.
- [Bernard] Hello. What can I get you?
Uh Would it be possible
to have a piscine de champagne?
[whimsical music]
I know it's only 5:00 p.m.,
but I'd be very grateful.
Uh, it would be my pleasure, ma'am. There.
There you go.
- Just missing the, uh, champagne.
- [chuckles]
Perfect.
[laughing]
A little more. I'm letting go today.
[chuckles]
Stop.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
[Gagan] Right here.
[phone chimes]
I PREFER TO BRING A FRIEND
FOR OUR FIRST DATE. SEE YOU THEN!
Hello. I'll take this.
- What for?
- Because I'm hungry?
- No, that. What for?
- Well
Because he loves me, he needs me.
Okay. Uh instead, go wash your hair
and come on a double date with me tonight.
My turn now. Why?
Because I'm really into this Chloé
and you owe me one.
Okay. What kind of restaurant?
- Mexican.
- I'm in.
All right. Wait, wait, wait.
I need to give you your messages.
Aw, you were hungry.
You have to tell mommy!
[sighs]
YOUR FRIEND AMANDINE JUST GAVE BIRTH.
GIVE HER A CALL. MOM.
[Léa] Oh, you're so cute.
[chuckles]
[Tamagotchi beeps]
[Léa] Are you still hungry?
Here, this is for Manon.
- Messages from her mom.
- Okay.
Chatty Patty. Hmm.
- Laters.
- Yeah.
- See you. Be ready for 7:00 p.m.
- Yes!
- And wash your hair, yeah?
- Don't worry. I'll do my pussy too.
Ah. Good.
Oh, shit.
Ooh! Fuck.
For fuck's sake, Mireille!
[sighs]
- [line trilling]
- [phone ringing]
[phone ringing continues]
What is she doing?
[Bernard] And I gave guitar lessons there,
for years.
- Really?
- Yeah. To people of all ages, you know.
- Ah, that's so nice.
- And since then,
I go back regularly. I love it.
[Bernard chuckles]
Have you ever been to Senegal?
Uh, no I never. But I'd love to go.
Uh, I'd love to invite you to come
to discover a place tonight.
I mean, if you don't have plans already.
[playful music]
Uh, no. Actually I'm free as a bird.
[chuckles nervously]
[Patricia] It's Mom. Call me back.
You didn't call me back.
Still waiting for your call.
Did you get my messages?
Call me, Manonette. Don't love me anymore?
Toussaint and Pierre send their love.
I made loads
of wild boar terrine yesterday.
I swap the pomegranate
for mango in the fish ceviche.
Everyone here is waiting for you.
I installed air conditioning in your room.
The neighbor from the second-floor died,
poor thing.
[sighs, inhales deeply]
And the innkeeper recognizes
the king from a coin.
- A Louis d'or! How crazy is that?
- [Rime] Uh-huh. Hmm.
The guy gets caught because he wanted
his face on small pieces of gold!
[Nico] Well done. I'm impressed.
[Rime] No way. This is ridiculous.
Hey, don't kid around. You cheated again.
- You went online, you little liar.
- Mom.
I found something better than Wikipedia.
- [Rime] Your brain?
- The WikiStreet.
- [laughter]
- [indistinct chatter]
Okay. He's here.
That's Gagan.
Ah, there she is.
[clears throat]
- She looks super cool. Hello.
- Not my type.
The guy with the tramp there?
He's definitely a psychopath. I'm staying.
- Get rid of the cocktail. Give it to me.
- Are you crazy? It's delicious.
- Hello!
- Hello. Hi, guys.
- Gagan, nice to meet you.
- Yohan, how are you?
- Jezebel. Jezebel.
- Yohan. Nice to meet you.
Chloé.
[chuckles]
- Hello, Chloé.
- Hi, Gagan.
- How are you? You good?
- Come on. Have a seat, Jezebel.
What about you? What was the last thing
you watched on Netflix?
The last, uh Funny you should ask.
I I honestly don't really watch TV.
- Really?
- Yeah. Hey, I'm not really into TV.
Okay, weird. Like not at all?
[Léa] Um, after my tourism diploma,
I decided to, you know,
explore the world on my own.
- You know what I mean? So, first
- Yeah.
- I mean for example, uh
- I went to Namibia.
Do you know what? It's beautiful.
Then, I headed to Portugal.
Gagan, can you give me a hand?
Is that Portugal?
- Uh, down a bit. To the left.
- [Léa] Here?
- [Gagan] Left. A little.
- [Léa] Here?
- Where is it? There?
- To the right.
[Léa] No, that's my asshole, but
- No, I'm kidding.
- [laughing]
Because that's where my career took off.
Like big-time.
- Excuse me. I'm really sorry.
- And actually now
- [Gagan] She's a little drunk
- I'm the supervising manager
at a luxury hotel
on a little island, off shore.
Toudoubao-Moké, do you know it?
Uh, yeah. It's an island in the Azores.
Right?
That's right. Nice, well done. Big-time.
You know your stuff. You're a smart one.
I saw it right away. And
That's where I setup my
my first orphanage.
It actually started
with two branches, you know.
- Really?
- Yeah. And then,
it ended up
in an eight-story house. It was amazing.
- Nine stories. You forgot the ninth floor.
- Right!
Because we made a rooftop, super cute.
Oh, are you sure you don't want anything?
- Seriously, have some. It's really good.
- I'm fine. Thank you.
Fuck this place. It's awesome!
- [Léa] Uh, I'm starving.
- Do you want anything?
No.
Is your friend bulimic?
I've never seen one in real life. It
Just on TV reality shows.
You can turn around.
[gasps]
[Mireille] This is amazing!
It's crazy! You can see all of Paris.
[Bernard] Mireille.
Champagne.
[chuckles]
- [upbeat music]
- [giggles]
- There you go.
- Thank you.
Cheers!
No, I mean, not everyone
is in the same place at the same age,
and your 30s are tough.
Damn it, it's tough.
Honestly. All because we've been fed
stupid fairy tales.
Cinderella, the Little Mermaid,
Sleeping Beauty, my ass, whatever.
Add to that the fact that they live
in a world where everyone is white,
and it's always the men who save them.
But I have my friend here. My Tamagotchi.
- I didn't ask? Do you eat gluten?
- Totally!
- Really?
- I love gluten.
I'm obsessed with gluten, you know.
Oh, yeah.
- Taxi! Come on, please!
- [car horn honks]
[sighs]
Jesus. No one listens to me.
[sighs]
- I ruined your date, didn't I?
- Ooh, no.
You saved me from a very long,
annoying conversation. All for what?
A little half-hearted 69? No, thanks.
Sorry, but I deserve better.
- Shall I take you home?
- All right.
- You entertain me.
- Thanks.
You know, the Portugal, that was this way.
Ah, I took you on a journey, huh?
- Gagan.
- Hmm?
- I have to tell you something.
- What?
I have never done a 69.
What? You're such a weirdo.
And you're still obsessed with that guy?
- Unbelievable.
- What? It's not my fault,
he always had back pain.
It's got nothing to do with back pain.
Anyway, I don't care about your 69.
I just want someone to
to take care of me.
Someone who'll give me massages.
And someone to run me a bath
with donkey milk.
- Careful, speed bump.
- And I'd like
- [both exclaiming]
- [laughs]
Rodriguez, father and son!
- Another speed bump.
- [both laughing]
- Okay. I'll bring you a little detox tea.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'd like one. Thanks.
- Okay? Do you need to poop?
- No?
- No.
- Wait.
- Here you are, damn it!
- Manon is waiting for us.
- [Léa] She is?
She says she's doing
an open mic at the Tempo.
That's amazing! That's so
That's so great! Go! Hurry up!
- Ugh! Move!
- Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, my God! You little Slowpoke!
- Are you coming?
- What? Yeah.
- Yeah.
- All right! Whoo-hoo! Come on.
[Gagan] Léa! Hey! It's the other way.
Okay, let's go!
[Léa laughs, whoops]
[Healthy Body] I feel depressed
Late at night
When my tears fall in the dark
And there's no light
A healthy body
But no memory in sight
And none of my memories make me ignite
So love me
Because I feel depressed, with my plight
[man blows raspberry]
- [indistinct chattering]
- [lukewarm applause]
- Good right. Call me.
- Yeah, great.
Thank you, Healthy Body!
And now, I like to welcome
our next speaker.
She's new here, she'll be rapping.
- Her name's Manon.
- [whooping]
Make some noise for Manon!
- Thank you.
- Good luck.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Hey!
- Oops. That's okay.
[rap music playing]
I lost, I lost my
[clears throat]
- [crowd oohing]
- Sorry, can we, uh, can I start over?
[Manon] Thanks.
Not a good start.
- Isn't it?
- We need to support her. What up, cousin!
Big up to you! Yes, yes, family!
[jabbering]
That's enough. Yeah.
- [Yacine laughs]
- [Léa whoops]
[in French]
I lost my ass, all right? ♪
Worry about yours first, right? ♪
I was in a panic, feeling like a freak ♪
M-A-N-O-N but okay ♪
- It's driving me crazy ♪
- [crowd whoops]
But I can't always be
The one to save me ♪
They put me in trouble ♪
Because I am caliente ♪
I fell, sure, but I'm still standing ♪
Every full moon
I write about my hatred ♪
I hold my breath
When that memory eats me away ♪
- Feeling like crap is inspiring ♪
- [crowd shouting, cheering]
It was a case of bad buzz ♪
Still better than no buzz ♪
I ain't got no money, no love, no fear ♪
I know all about that feeling ♪
I lost my ass on stage ♪
The critics never end ♪
It made me paranoid ♪
It made me paranoid ♪
All those clicks on YouTube ♪
We forget social media kills us ♪
I got all weird messages
Felt like being trapped in a blizzard ♪
I never thought I'd be famous ♪
Except I actually was infamous ♪
I never thought I'd be that famous ♪
- Hey. Hey!
- Mom, I'm leaving the house ♪
Are you into her?
Shh. Eyes front, on Manon.
Still better than no buzz ♪
I ain't got no money, no love, no fear ♪
I know all about that feeling ♪
[crowd cheering]
Thank you!
- Thank you. Thank you.
- [cheering continues]
So, what did you think?
Look, it wasn't bad. But, I'm sorry.
I don't think I can do anything for you.
Why? It's because of Driko, isn't it?
Don't listen to him. He's a bastard.
- It's his fault that
- Manon, it's going to be too hard
to give you any credibility. Okay?
You've got potential. It's a shame. But
I'm sorry. I think it's too late for you.
[Tiago] Okay, now I would like to ask you
to welcome our next guest,
her name is Sequin Heart!
Let's give it up!
Hey, Léa, did she make you
feel something or what?
- Seriously. I had goosebumps
- Yeah. I saw your goosebumps.
I swear to God! Bernard should have
finished the job and killed that scumbag.
[Carla] Is it over already?
Bernard told me to come,
but maybe I shouldn't have?
Do you want to get out of here?
Sure.
How does she do that?
No idea. Seriously.
Aah! Oh, yeah!
That's the spot.
[grunts]
- Is that good?
- [groans]
- Is that too much for you?
- No, I swear, right there. That's so good.
[blows air]
Don't stop.
[Léa laughs]
Do you think I'll end up alone?
Or crazy?
In an asylum?
In a tiny room with no sharp objects.
You're already crazy.
So, don't you worry about that.
[both chuckling]
- You're not gonna end up alone.
- Mm-mm.
- Plenty of guys would love to be with you.
- Ooh, yeah!
Plenty.
[blows air]
They're standing in line. I'm overwhelmed.
Hang on. Sorry, but you're funny,
you're intelligent and very pretty.
- Yes.
- What? Wait.
[laughs]
- Do you think I'm pretty?
- You're superficial.
No, be serious. You think I'm pretty?
Yes. I think you're pretty.
Yeah, okay, I think you're beautiful.
[quirky music]
You know what I think? Let's, uh
If we're still single in five years,
let's be a couple and have babies.
Shit
[snickers]
I just got rejected in the future.
That's unbelievable. Well done, Gagan.
[clears throat]
You're not feeling it?
- I am.
- Really?
Well then, high five my stinky foot hand.
Yes sir, I can boogie ♪
If you stay you can't go wrong ♪
I can boogie, boogie woogie ♪
All night long ♪
- [camera shutter clicks]
- [flash whirs]
[light music playing]
Last night, I lied to you.
[sighs]
- I am
- Married?
Yes.
Your ring.
I noticed it
when I poured your first glass.
- [laughs]
- [sighs]
I was just happy to be able
to spend the evening with you.
Me too.
Your Your husband is lucky to have you.
DAY 16
[sighs]
So? Oh, yes. Oh, Carla.
[babbling]
I'm going to stop you right there,
nothing happened. We just had a drink.
What? No. No way.
- I don't believe you.
- I swear.
Anyway, it doesn't matter. I want to go
back to working with my mom in the south.
I'm gonna have to leave Paris.
Because I heard for me, it's too late.
Don't say that! You can't give up.
What are you talking about?
What did Chaya say before,
don't you remember?
- When we're at the detox camp?
- Mm.
- What did she say?
- Yes, I remember, Léa. It was last week.
I am not Alzheimer.
No, you can't be Alzheimer. But, whatever.
What did she tell you?
- Ah, stop!
- What did she tell you?
She said if I wanted to come back,
I had to hit hard.
There!
So, first rap about more
interesting stuff.
- Oh, thanks.
- Listen. You were great yesterday.
Manon, look at me.
You were great. Seriously.
It's just that whole bad buzz thing,
we get it. You need to move on.
Manon, you left school at 16.
You came out at 18.
Lost your big sister.
You don't know who your dad is.
You name it, right? Inspiring.
So, come on! Hit hard, bitch!
[chuckling]
- Did you hurt yourself?
- No.
- A little.
- Liar. Show me.
- Is it bleeding?
- [both laughing]
[in French]
The oval of her pale face ♪
Of a femme fatale who was fatal to me ♪
Of a femme fatale who was fatal to me ♪
We met, we recognized each other
We lost sight of each other, and again ♪
We met again, warmed each other up ♪
And went our separate ways ♪
Each one went on
Into the whirl of life ♪
I met her again one night, ouch ♪
That was already a long time ago ♪
That was already a long time ago ♪
- Good job, Manon.
- [Tous] Bravo!
[applause in video]
You are gonna do everything you can
to become a huge artist.
- Okay?
- Spit swear?
Spit swear.
- [spits]
- [laughing]
['What A Life" by Scarlet Pleasure plays]
What a life ♪
What a night ♪
What a beautiful, beautiful ride ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young and alive ♪
Fuck what they are saying, what a life ♪
I am so thrilled right now ♪
Cause I'm popping whoo right now ♪
- Don't wanna worry about a thing ♪
- Don't wanna worry ♪
But it makes me terrified
To be on the other side ♪
- How long before I go insane? ♪
- Insane ♪
- [door slams shut]
- [music halts]
Ah, finally!
Where have you been?
I was starting to worry!
Phillipe, I've been thinking.
I wanna take a break.
- What?
- What a life ♪
What a night ♪
and there was a guy
who told me I looked like a princess,
like a princess stranded
on the side of the road.
Pah! I took a pole straight to the face,
but hard, like that!
- Yeah, it's the little, uh
- But I'm young and alive ♪
- Can you still see it? Yeah?
- Oh, there. I see. I see it. Yeah.
What a life ♪
- Yeah, yeah ♪
- It's okay ♪
It's okay ♪
That we're living
We're living this way ♪
Yeah, yeah ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young ♪
[exhales]
I'm ready, girl.
I want revenge.
- Fuck what they are saying ♪
- All right. Come on in.
- What a life ♪
- Yeah, yeah ♪
It's okay ♪
It's okay ♪
That we're living
We're living this way ♪
Yeah, yeah ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young and alive ♪
Fuck what they are saying, what a life ♪
What a life ♪
What a night ♪
What a beautiful, beautiful ride ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young and alive ♪
Fuck what they are saying, what a life ♪
I am so thrilled right now ♪
Cause I'm popping whoo right now ♪
- Don't wanna worry about a thing ♪
- Don't wanna worry ♪
But it makes me terrified
To be on the other side ♪
- How long before I go insane? ♪
- Insane ♪
I am so thrilled right now ♪
Cause I'm popping whoo right now ♪
- Don't wanna worry about a thing ♪
- Don't wanna worry ♪
But it makes me terrified
To be on the other side ♪
How long before I go insane? ♪
What a life ♪
What a night ♪
- What a beautiful, beautiful ride ♪
- Yeah, yeah ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young and alive ♪
Fuck what they are saying, what a life ♪
A NETFLIX SERIES
[sniffles]
["'Au summum" by 113 plays]
[sniffing]
[exhales]
[in French]
Respect, it's me Rim'K, stay strong ♪
If you got more than six months ♪
All angry, like in Snatch
I'll die at home ♪
Dodgy, like the backroom
Of a Chinese restaurant ♪
Count on me to represent our favelas ♪
You're with the crazies
Judged by fakes ♪
Who seek a full ♪
A three of a kind ♪
A four of a kind, aces
Hard to break up the crowds ♪
We leave the swamps of stairwells ♪
Armed with a spliff, I start a sprint
Talk back, like Larry Flynt ♪
I am bulletproof
And flexible like Jet Li ♪
Work for Kabylia with my jet ski ♪
- Fear will bring nothing ♪
- Cheers, Thierry!
And to you, Frank!
All together! All together!
Schumi in his Ferrari on the track ♪
Rebellious
With what it takes under his bed ♪
At the top, you take risks
Disregard the law ♪
You go all in ♪
If a chance shows up
You risk everything ♪
Is it too early for deliveries?
Maximum risk all the way ♪
In a dark corner, they play cards
Like in a casino ♪
Like in the movie ♪
On the table
The keys of a car and a townhouse ♪
Who goes to work, looking rough
Dreaming of Deauville? ♪
Please don't be a poké bowl.
Please don't be a poké bowl.
Not all that rice!
It smells like a burger! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Look, Yacine. Fuck!
It's fucking beautiful!
- [moans]
- For guys full of vices or for novices ♪
At the top,
You take risks, disregard the law ♪
You go all in, if a chance shows up
You risk everything ♪
Maximum risk all the way ♪
All the way all the way ♪
- All the way, all the way ♪
- [Bernard] Manon! Manon!
- What?
- [Bernard] What are you doing?
I ask for three coffees for table two.
Where were you?
DAY 15
Come on, move!
It's not easy. How do people do it?
What? Today? Are you serious?
[sighs]
No way! He can't do that to me.
- An espresso, please.
- Right away.
Sorry, but where did Brazi get his start?
And now the guy cancels.
Nah, I don't wanna hear it.
He just got a big head.
What about Jayo?
Okay, find me anyone
except that young slammer,
he would grow a retirement home.
Okay? Later.
- Ah, complicated day?
- I've got better days, yeah.
- Unless you happen to be a singer.
- Mm.
In Paris, every waitress is either actress
or a singer. So, it's worth a try.
Yeah, good try. But I'm done with that.
You look familiar.
Have I seen you singing somewhere?
No. I don't know.
Do you want to come
and sing at my club tonight?
[Tiago] It's an open mic.
And I'm missing an artist.
I can't say yes because I just told you
that I'm done with that.
No, she raps now. "Yo, yo, yo."
- [Tiago] Really?
- No, I don't rap at all. That's not true.
Don't listen to this senile old man
that like to exaggerate.
I don't. I don't really rap.
Uh, well, I just I'm just starting out.
I'm just beginning too.
I'm interested. Come start at my club.
At the Tempo, Saint-Maur street.
Let's see what you've got.
- Thank you. Mm.
- Sound good? Okay. See you later.
- I am counting on you. Yeah?
- Yeah. Thanks.
[door opens, closes]
[groans]
Bernard! Great job. I mean
Ten out of ten. Seriously. Thank you,
that is just a great idea. Wow!
[blows raspberry, gasps]
Why would you say I was a rapper?
I don't have any lyrics.
I don't have any music.
I can't go on stage.
I'll humiliate myself again.
Awesome. Great.
Stop looking at me like that.
What is it? Hmm?
The misunderstood artist in you
is trying to convince me? Is that it?
No. It doesn't work like that, Bernard!
If I want to do it, it'll be for me,
to prove to myself that I can.
That I can do it. That I have to do it.
[sighs]
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay.
But you'll help me, right?
- [quirky music playing]
- [glass breaking]
[blows air]
Call it quits?
Let's stop.
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
[quirky music continues]
[panting]
"One day Kiki the cockerel
- asked Coco the cocoa crusher
- [chuckles]
to give him a khaki camisole
with a karakul collar.
What is this, Bernard?
One of your crappy old songs that flopped.
No, don't be a smart ass.
[metronome clicks]
Kiki the cockerel asked Coco
The cocoa crusher for a khaki camisole ♪
With a karakul collar
Coco the cocoa crusher ♪
- Agreed to give Kiki the cockerel ♪
- Hey!
A camisole without a karakul collar ♪
Oh, Then a cocky cad
Conquered Kiki the cockerel ♪
[blows air]
All right, okay.
- [laughs]
- There you go.
It'll improve your diction. Your turn.
What do you mean?
[sentimental music]
[Mireille] What if we get that appointment
to freeze your eggs?
[echoing laughter]
[shivers]
[ambulance siren wailing]
[slurps]
[Philippe] This one's even better.
[Mireille] Fuck it.
[door slams]
[exclaims]
Look at that!
[exhales]
[Nico] Are you seriously calling to ask
if you can use Gagan's computer
to do your homework?
Honey, I sense that our son thinks
we're complete idiots.
[Rime] Affirmative.
He's jerking us around.
And he still hasn't done his homework.
- Yes, I have.
- [Rime] No, no, no, no, no!
I sense that you are lying again.
And if this carries on, you won't get
your phone back before Christmas.
No, no, no. Okay, okay.
I promise, I promise. I'll do it now.
[Nico] We'll call you back tonight.
And you better caught up.
Otherwise
[Rime] Well
We're going to lose it.
Yes. Yes, I promise.
[Gagan] Would you like me
to accompany you outside?
- I'll be fine. Bye.
- Are you okay? Have a nice day. Goodbye.
So, what did your parents say?
- No, what do you expect? I'm in deep shit.
- Well, that
[chuckles]
Here's the plan.
This is you. See? Here. Here. Here.
There you go! To the library.
- Library?
- Go on! Don't worry. You'll be fine.
- You're strong.
- For real?
Yes! Go on. There's a great vibe
but whisper in there.
Don't forget to whisper.
MUNICIPAL LIBRARY
It's closed on Mondays.
[sighs]
Fuck!
[Yacine] What am I going to do now?
This is starting to get on my nerves.
[zipper rasps]
Do you know by any chance
what's the "Flight to Varennes"?
If you buy me a drink, I'll help you.
I don't have any money.
Okay. I'll help you anyway.
The "Flight to Varennes" is when Louis XVI
and Marie-Antoinette fled Paris
to try to reach the border
and get out of France.
- Yeah?
- They'd already tried to escape
for two years and they were struggling.
It's getting on my nerves. I swear.
He promised me
he would go on paternity leave.
It's 28 days now.
Twenty-eight days, it was perfect.
I was gonna have time to go back to work,
without stress, being relaxed, with time
to find a fucking place at a nursery.
Except no!
Dr. Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are
decides to selfishly
go on vacation for a month.
And who offered to take his place? Huh?
Who offered to take his place? Hmm.
No idea.
Well Julien, Léa.
Are you listening to me?
Fuck! Maternity leave.
What's maternity leave?
Leave, my ass! I swear!
Do I look relaxed, seriously?
Like I'm on vacation? Like I've read
three Michael Connelly books!
[Tamagotchi beeps]
What are you doing with that thing?
This thing is a Tamagotchi. It's hungry.
So, I'm feeding it. See.
A Tamagotchi?
I swear you're really losing
your mind, Léa.
You can't deflect your feelings
onto a Tamagotchi.
Wait, deflect what?
I'm not deflecting. Get off my back.
You've been whining about your boyfriend,
your kid, your maternity leave,
for two hours.
Consider yourself lucky.
Cause I'm 32, and all I have
is a Tamagotchi
and a complaint on my ass. Dammit!
What do you mean? What complaint?
What? Nothing. Nothing. Uh never mind.
You're annoying me. Shut up.
Hey, Léa. Come back.
One day, Kiki the cockerel asked
Coco the cocoa crusher ♪
To give him a khaki camisole
With a karakul collar ♪
Then along came cocky cad
Who conquered Kiki the cockerel ♪
- And boom!
- Well done, cockerel and a khaki camisole.
Now, the lyrics.
Say the first thing that comes to mind.
I don't know. Uh "Stuck"?
Okay. Write that down.
- Next words. "Bad buzz"? "Shame"?
- Uh failure?
There you go. Great.
[upbeat music]
- Here, I'm done.
- Ah.
[exhales]
What's that?
[Carla] Symbols that Shamans draw
on drums in Lapland.
I think they're really nice.
[gulps]
[quirky music]
Yeah, pretty. Yeah.
[chuckles]
Lapland, really pretty. The country of
- of laps. If I'm not mistaken.
- [object thuds]
[Manon] No, I'm just kidding.
Everybody knows Lapland is
I mean where Santa Claus lives.
[chuckles]
I didn't know you worked at Bernard's.
Mm Why? Do we know each other?
I've been living
in your building for six months.
How come I've never seen you before?
Every time our paths crossed,
your nose was buried in your phone.
Yes! Well, great timing
'cause I don't have a phone anymore.
[Carla] Cool.
We'll be able to see each other now.
[quirky music continues]
Manon.
Carla.
[both chuckling]
Okay. I got to get going.
- Take care, Bernard.
- Bye, Carla.
[in Spanish]
Hasta la vista, caritas.
[in English]
So now, the king feels confident.
He thinks he's got through unnoticed.
But the innkeeper had seen him before.
- Do you know how?
- No.
- From a coin.
- [car horn honks]
- Get out!
- I swear!
- You're so damn smart, José!
- Oh, it's nothing.
Amazing!
Okay. While you're here, French.
Oh, I can't help you with that.
French isn't really my thing.
Really?
- [in French] Excuse me?
- Yeah?
[in English]
Bye, José!
Ah! Julien!
Mom?
- What are you doing here? All good?
- Yes. I'm great.
I just came to see if you had time
to have lunch together today.
- Time?
- Yeah.
No, I don't.
I have a surgery in 15 minutes.
- You have to call me next time.
- Yeah, but it's just
Okay, I've gotta go. Sorry, Mom.
- Of course, it's okay. No worries.
- I'm going.
- Mom?
- Yes?
Are you sure you're okay?
Of course, I'm fine, sweetheart.
Go on, go. Go.
[sentimental music]
Manon! Léa!
Yacine!
[doorbell buzzing]
- [knocks on door]
- [Mireille] Audrey?
- [knocking continues]
- Audrey?
Oh.
[quirky music]
- [quirky music continues]
- [bell dings]
- What's that?
- These are monsters fighting
This one's different, right?
The little teeth are funny.
[bell dings]
It's kind of in the same vein.
And the little ones.
[quirky music continues]
[Manon] Okay.
Okay, here it goes. One day.
Kiki the cockerel asked Coco ♪
The cocoa crusher to give her ♪
Sorry, Bernard.
How come you've never
introduced me to Carla?
Uh I don't know.
You've always met your girlfriends online.
That's true. You're right.
I feel more comfortable
behind a screen for that matter.
- Weird, huh?
- Come on. Focus!
My LP has been out for a long time.
- Maybe too long. I'm kidding!
- [sighs]
[chuckles]
[muffled voice]
Focus on your own stuff ♪
I was panicking ♪
I felt trapped ♪
Do you think I should invite her tonight?
[grunts]
When someone passes their DNA
onto a descendant,
the DNA molecule is copied
and spontaneous errors
occur during this process.
We call this mutations.
Whereas alleles
are the different versions of a gene.
Okay. Thank you so much.
- Hello.
- [Bernard] Hello. What can I get you?
Uh Would it be possible
to have a piscine de champagne?
[whimsical music]
I know it's only 5:00 p.m.,
but I'd be very grateful.
Uh, it would be my pleasure, ma'am. There.
There you go.
- Just missing the, uh, champagne.
- [chuckles]
Perfect.
[laughing]
A little more. I'm letting go today.
[chuckles]
Stop.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
[Gagan] Right here.
[phone chimes]
I PREFER TO BRING A FRIEND
FOR OUR FIRST DATE. SEE YOU THEN!
Hello. I'll take this.
- What for?
- Because I'm hungry?
- No, that. What for?
- Well
Because he loves me, he needs me.
Okay. Uh instead, go wash your hair
and come on a double date with me tonight.
My turn now. Why?
Because I'm really into this Chloé
and you owe me one.
Okay. What kind of restaurant?
- Mexican.
- I'm in.
All right. Wait, wait, wait.
I need to give you your messages.
Aw, you were hungry.
You have to tell mommy!
[sighs]
YOUR FRIEND AMANDINE JUST GAVE BIRTH.
GIVE HER A CALL. MOM.
[Léa] Oh, you're so cute.
[chuckles]
[Tamagotchi beeps]
[Léa] Are you still hungry?
Here, this is for Manon.
- Messages from her mom.
- Okay.
Chatty Patty. Hmm.
- Laters.
- Yeah.
- See you. Be ready for 7:00 p.m.
- Yes!
- And wash your hair, yeah?
- Don't worry. I'll do my pussy too.
Ah. Good.
Oh, shit.
Ooh! Fuck.
For fuck's sake, Mireille!
[sighs]
- [line trilling]
- [phone ringing]
[phone ringing continues]
What is she doing?
[Bernard] And I gave guitar lessons there,
for years.
- Really?
- Yeah. To people of all ages, you know.
- Ah, that's so nice.
- And since then,
I go back regularly. I love it.
[Bernard chuckles]
Have you ever been to Senegal?
Uh, no I never. But I'd love to go.
Uh, I'd love to invite you to come
to discover a place tonight.
I mean, if you don't have plans already.
[playful music]
Uh, no. Actually I'm free as a bird.
[chuckles nervously]
[Patricia] It's Mom. Call me back.
You didn't call me back.
Still waiting for your call.
Did you get my messages?
Call me, Manonette. Don't love me anymore?
Toussaint and Pierre send their love.
I made loads
of wild boar terrine yesterday.
I swap the pomegranate
for mango in the fish ceviche.
Everyone here is waiting for you.
I installed air conditioning in your room.
The neighbor from the second-floor died,
poor thing.
[sighs, inhales deeply]
And the innkeeper recognizes
the king from a coin.
- A Louis d'or! How crazy is that?
- [Rime] Uh-huh. Hmm.
The guy gets caught because he wanted
his face on small pieces of gold!
[Nico] Well done. I'm impressed.
[Rime] No way. This is ridiculous.
Hey, don't kid around. You cheated again.
- You went online, you little liar.
- Mom.
I found something better than Wikipedia.
- [Rime] Your brain?
- The WikiStreet.
- [laughter]
- [indistinct chatter]
Okay. He's here.
That's Gagan.
Ah, there she is.
[clears throat]
- She looks super cool. Hello.
- Not my type.
The guy with the tramp there?
He's definitely a psychopath. I'm staying.
- Get rid of the cocktail. Give it to me.
- Are you crazy? It's delicious.
- Hello!
- Hello. Hi, guys.
- Gagan, nice to meet you.
- Yohan, how are you?
- Jezebel. Jezebel.
- Yohan. Nice to meet you.
Chloé.
[chuckles]
- Hello, Chloé.
- Hi, Gagan.
- How are you? You good?
- Come on. Have a seat, Jezebel.
What about you? What was the last thing
you watched on Netflix?
The last, uh Funny you should ask.
I I honestly don't really watch TV.
- Really?
- Yeah. Hey, I'm not really into TV.
Okay, weird. Like not at all?
[Léa] Um, after my tourism diploma,
I decided to, you know,
explore the world on my own.
- You know what I mean? So, first
- Yeah.
- I mean for example, uh
- I went to Namibia.
Do you know what? It's beautiful.
Then, I headed to Portugal.
Gagan, can you give me a hand?
Is that Portugal?
- Uh, down a bit. To the left.
- [Léa] Here?
- [Gagan] Left. A little.
- [Léa] Here?
- Where is it? There?
- To the right.
[Léa] No, that's my asshole, but
- No, I'm kidding.
- [laughing]
Because that's where my career took off.
Like big-time.
- Excuse me. I'm really sorry.
- And actually now
- [Gagan] She's a little drunk
- I'm the supervising manager
at a luxury hotel
on a little island, off shore.
Toudoubao-Moké, do you know it?
Uh, yeah. It's an island in the Azores.
Right?
That's right. Nice, well done. Big-time.
You know your stuff. You're a smart one.
I saw it right away. And
That's where I setup my
my first orphanage.
It actually started
with two branches, you know.
- Really?
- Yeah. And then,
it ended up
in an eight-story house. It was amazing.
- Nine stories. You forgot the ninth floor.
- Right!
Because we made a rooftop, super cute.
Oh, are you sure you don't want anything?
- Seriously, have some. It's really good.
- I'm fine. Thank you.
Fuck this place. It's awesome!
- [Léa] Uh, I'm starving.
- Do you want anything?
No.
Is your friend bulimic?
I've never seen one in real life. It
Just on TV reality shows.
You can turn around.
[gasps]
[Mireille] This is amazing!
It's crazy! You can see all of Paris.
[Bernard] Mireille.
Champagne.
[chuckles]
- [upbeat music]
- [giggles]
- There you go.
- Thank you.
Cheers!
No, I mean, not everyone
is in the same place at the same age,
and your 30s are tough.
Damn it, it's tough.
Honestly. All because we've been fed
stupid fairy tales.
Cinderella, the Little Mermaid,
Sleeping Beauty, my ass, whatever.
Add to that the fact that they live
in a world where everyone is white,
and it's always the men who save them.
But I have my friend here. My Tamagotchi.
- I didn't ask? Do you eat gluten?
- Totally!
- Really?
- I love gluten.
I'm obsessed with gluten, you know.
Oh, yeah.
- Taxi! Come on, please!
- [car horn honks]
[sighs]
Jesus. No one listens to me.
[sighs]
- I ruined your date, didn't I?
- Ooh, no.
You saved me from a very long,
annoying conversation. All for what?
A little half-hearted 69? No, thanks.
Sorry, but I deserve better.
- Shall I take you home?
- All right.
- You entertain me.
- Thanks.
You know, the Portugal, that was this way.
Ah, I took you on a journey, huh?
- Gagan.
- Hmm?
- I have to tell you something.
- What?
I have never done a 69.
What? You're such a weirdo.
And you're still obsessed with that guy?
- Unbelievable.
- What? It's not my fault,
he always had back pain.
It's got nothing to do with back pain.
Anyway, I don't care about your 69.
I just want someone to
to take care of me.
Someone who'll give me massages.
And someone to run me a bath
with donkey milk.
- Careful, speed bump.
- And I'd like
- [both exclaiming]
- [laughs]
Rodriguez, father and son!
- Another speed bump.
- [both laughing]
- Okay. I'll bring you a little detox tea.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'd like one. Thanks.
- Okay? Do you need to poop?
- No?
- No.
- Wait.
- Here you are, damn it!
- Manon is waiting for us.
- [Léa] She is?
She says she's doing
an open mic at the Tempo.
That's amazing! That's so
That's so great! Go! Hurry up!
- Ugh! Move!
- Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, my God! You little Slowpoke!
- Are you coming?
- What? Yeah.
- Yeah.
- All right! Whoo-hoo! Come on.
[Gagan] Léa! Hey! It's the other way.
Okay, let's go!
[Léa laughs, whoops]
[Healthy Body] I feel depressed
Late at night
When my tears fall in the dark
And there's no light
A healthy body
But no memory in sight
And none of my memories make me ignite
So love me
Because I feel depressed, with my plight
[man blows raspberry]
- [indistinct chattering]
- [lukewarm applause]
- Good right. Call me.
- Yeah, great.
Thank you, Healthy Body!
And now, I like to welcome
our next speaker.
She's new here, she'll be rapping.
- Her name's Manon.
- [whooping]
Make some noise for Manon!
- Thank you.
- Good luck.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Hey!
- Oops. That's okay.
[rap music playing]
I lost, I lost my
[clears throat]
- [crowd oohing]
- Sorry, can we, uh, can I start over?
[Manon] Thanks.
Not a good start.
- Isn't it?
- We need to support her. What up, cousin!
Big up to you! Yes, yes, family!
[jabbering]
That's enough. Yeah.
- [Yacine laughs]
- [Léa whoops]
[in French]
I lost my ass, all right? ♪
Worry about yours first, right? ♪
I was in a panic, feeling like a freak ♪
M-A-N-O-N but okay ♪
- It's driving me crazy ♪
- [crowd whoops]
But I can't always be
The one to save me ♪
They put me in trouble ♪
Because I am caliente ♪
I fell, sure, but I'm still standing ♪
Every full moon
I write about my hatred ♪
I hold my breath
When that memory eats me away ♪
- Feeling like crap is inspiring ♪
- [crowd shouting, cheering]
It was a case of bad buzz ♪
Still better than no buzz ♪
I ain't got no money, no love, no fear ♪
I know all about that feeling ♪
I lost my ass on stage ♪
The critics never end ♪
It made me paranoid ♪
It made me paranoid ♪
All those clicks on YouTube ♪
We forget social media kills us ♪
I got all weird messages
Felt like being trapped in a blizzard ♪
I never thought I'd be famous ♪
Except I actually was infamous ♪
I never thought I'd be that famous ♪
- Hey. Hey!
- Mom, I'm leaving the house ♪
Are you into her?
Shh. Eyes front, on Manon.
Still better than no buzz ♪
I ain't got no money, no love, no fear ♪
I know all about that feeling ♪
[crowd cheering]
Thank you!
- Thank you. Thank you.
- [cheering continues]
So, what did you think?
Look, it wasn't bad. But, I'm sorry.
I don't think I can do anything for you.
Why? It's because of Driko, isn't it?
Don't listen to him. He's a bastard.
- It's his fault that
- Manon, it's going to be too hard
to give you any credibility. Okay?
You've got potential. It's a shame. But
I'm sorry. I think it's too late for you.
[Tiago] Okay, now I would like to ask you
to welcome our next guest,
her name is Sequin Heart!
Let's give it up!
Hey, Léa, did she make you
feel something or what?
- Seriously. I had goosebumps
- Yeah. I saw your goosebumps.
I swear to God! Bernard should have
finished the job and killed that scumbag.
[Carla] Is it over already?
Bernard told me to come,
but maybe I shouldn't have?
Do you want to get out of here?
Sure.
How does she do that?
No idea. Seriously.
Aah! Oh, yeah!
That's the spot.
[grunts]
- Is that good?
- [groans]
- Is that too much for you?
- No, I swear, right there. That's so good.
[blows air]
Don't stop.
[Léa laughs]
Do you think I'll end up alone?
Or crazy?
In an asylum?
In a tiny room with no sharp objects.
You're already crazy.
So, don't you worry about that.
[both chuckling]
- You're not gonna end up alone.
- Mm-mm.
- Plenty of guys would love to be with you.
- Ooh, yeah!
Plenty.
[blows air]
They're standing in line. I'm overwhelmed.
Hang on. Sorry, but you're funny,
you're intelligent and very pretty.
- Yes.
- What? Wait.
[laughs]
- Do you think I'm pretty?
- You're superficial.
No, be serious. You think I'm pretty?
Yes. I think you're pretty.
Yeah, okay, I think you're beautiful.
[quirky music]
You know what I think? Let's, uh
If we're still single in five years,
let's be a couple and have babies.
Shit
[snickers]
I just got rejected in the future.
That's unbelievable. Well done, Gagan.
[clears throat]
You're not feeling it?
- I am.
- Really?
Well then, high five my stinky foot hand.
Yes sir, I can boogie ♪
If you stay you can't go wrong ♪
I can boogie, boogie woogie ♪
All night long ♪
- [camera shutter clicks]
- [flash whirs]
[light music playing]
Last night, I lied to you.
[sighs]
- I am
- Married?
Yes.
Your ring.
I noticed it
when I poured your first glass.
- [laughs]
- [sighs]
I was just happy to be able
to spend the evening with you.
Me too.
Your Your husband is lucky to have you.
DAY 16
[sighs]
So? Oh, yes. Oh, Carla.
[babbling]
I'm going to stop you right there,
nothing happened. We just had a drink.
What? No. No way.
- I don't believe you.
- I swear.
Anyway, it doesn't matter. I want to go
back to working with my mom in the south.
I'm gonna have to leave Paris.
Because I heard for me, it's too late.
Don't say that! You can't give up.
What are you talking about?
What did Chaya say before,
don't you remember?
- When we're at the detox camp?
- Mm.
- What did she say?
- Yes, I remember, Léa. It was last week.
I am not Alzheimer.
No, you can't be Alzheimer. But, whatever.
What did she tell you?
- Ah, stop!
- What did she tell you?
She said if I wanted to come back,
I had to hit hard.
There!
So, first rap about more
interesting stuff.
- Oh, thanks.
- Listen. You were great yesterday.
Manon, look at me.
You were great. Seriously.
It's just that whole bad buzz thing,
we get it. You need to move on.
Manon, you left school at 16.
You came out at 18.
Lost your big sister.
You don't know who your dad is.
You name it, right? Inspiring.
So, come on! Hit hard, bitch!
[chuckling]
- Did you hurt yourself?
- No.
- A little.
- Liar. Show me.
- Is it bleeding?
- [both laughing]
[in French]
The oval of her pale face ♪
Of a femme fatale who was fatal to me ♪
Of a femme fatale who was fatal to me ♪
We met, we recognized each other
We lost sight of each other, and again ♪
We met again, warmed each other up ♪
And went our separate ways ♪
Each one went on
Into the whirl of life ♪
I met her again one night, ouch ♪
That was already a long time ago ♪
That was already a long time ago ♪
- Good job, Manon.
- [Tous] Bravo!
[applause in video]
You are gonna do everything you can
to become a huge artist.
- Okay?
- Spit swear?
Spit swear.
- [spits]
- [laughing]
['What A Life" by Scarlet Pleasure plays]
What a life ♪
What a night ♪
What a beautiful, beautiful ride ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young and alive ♪
Fuck what they are saying, what a life ♪
I am so thrilled right now ♪
Cause I'm popping whoo right now ♪
- Don't wanna worry about a thing ♪
- Don't wanna worry ♪
But it makes me terrified
To be on the other side ♪
- How long before I go insane? ♪
- Insane ♪
- [door slams shut]
- [music halts]
Ah, finally!
Where have you been?
I was starting to worry!
Phillipe, I've been thinking.
I wanna take a break.
- What?
- What a life ♪
What a night ♪
and there was a guy
who told me I looked like a princess,
like a princess stranded
on the side of the road.
Pah! I took a pole straight to the face,
but hard, like that!
- Yeah, it's the little, uh
- But I'm young and alive ♪
- Can you still see it? Yeah?
- Oh, there. I see. I see it. Yeah.
What a life ♪
- Yeah, yeah ♪
- It's okay ♪
It's okay ♪
That we're living
We're living this way ♪
Yeah, yeah ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young ♪
[exhales]
I'm ready, girl.
I want revenge.
- Fuck what they are saying ♪
- All right. Come on in.
- What a life ♪
- Yeah, yeah ♪
It's okay ♪
It's okay ♪
That we're living
We're living this way ♪
Yeah, yeah ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young and alive ♪
Fuck what they are saying, what a life ♪
What a life ♪
What a night ♪
What a beautiful, beautiful ride ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young and alive ♪
Fuck what they are saying, what a life ♪
I am so thrilled right now ♪
Cause I'm popping whoo right now ♪
- Don't wanna worry about a thing ♪
- Don't wanna worry ♪
But it makes me terrified
To be on the other side ♪
- How long before I go insane? ♪
- Insane ♪
I am so thrilled right now ♪
Cause I'm popping whoo right now ♪
- Don't wanna worry about a thing ♪
- Don't wanna worry ♪
But it makes me terrified
To be on the other side ♪
How long before I go insane? ♪
What a life ♪
What a night ♪
- What a beautiful, beautiful ride ♪
- Yeah, yeah ♪
Don't know where I'm in five
But I'm young and alive ♪
Fuck what they are saying, what a life ♪