Olivia Attwood's Bad Boyfriends (2024) s01e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
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OLIVIA ATTWOOD:
'The girlfriends got to hear
'some uncomfortable home truths.'
Do you honestly believe
that you could be faithful to me?
Yeah, 100%
80-20.
What?!
BOYS LAUGH
'And the undercover night out
was still causing dramas
'for the bad boyfriends.'
Ruben, can I just ask,
what about when you winked at Anna?
I winked at Anna?
You're allowed to enjoy.
You're telling me I winked at you?
Why are you becoming like that?
I'm literally
I'm saying it how it was.
I'm telling you.
Do you go for younger girls
cos they're easier to manipulate?
Wow. OK.
I don't think you're being real.
You don't really know me.
You don't know Anna.
'Now with the separation
and reflection phase
'of the project in full swing'
Who thinks we should get out of
Bro Zone and sack that washing off?
We're gonna have a pint.
THEY LAUGH
'..it's time for the couples
to find out
'how compatible they really are.'
"Men should always pay for dinner?"
SCREAMING,
LAUGHTER
How many times do I pay
for shit, bro?
'The competition to become
the most-improved boyfriend'
I love you.
I love you.
'..starts getting heated.'
Not being funny,
I'm the nicest person ever.
I beg to differ after today.
Do you mind? Can't come up to me,
standing there,
chatting all this shit to me.
Cos I swear down
You've lied about Tom.
Who's lying?!
'And the boyfriends are confronted
with their worst nightmare.'
This test
is going to be really tough.
Are you prepared to hand over
your phone to your girlfriend?
I'm dreading this.
MUSIC: 'Kiss Me More'
by Doja Cat feat. SZA
# We hug, and, yes, we make love
# And always just say
"Good night" #
Mate, I actually slept all right
last night.
'After winning yesterday's
chicken wings honesty test,
'Tom J was rewarded
with a night together
'with his girlfriend, Carly.'
CARLY SIGHS
If anyone asks what we got up to
last night, what are you gonna say?
No comment.
I'll just say
Tom and I have been on and off
since I was 15,
and I'm now 23,
so I'll let you do the math.
'We're just like twin flames.'
He's just a Jack the lad,
and that is my type.
HE YAWNS,
SHE LAUGHS
'Tom blows very hot and cold.'
It's literally up, down, up, down.
Depends how he wakes up.
HE SNICKERS,
SHE LAUGHS
Morning, girls. How did you sleep?
I didn't sleep well at all.
What's on your mind?
Just the whole Anna and Eli thing.
Yeah. I had a chat with Eli
last night, obviously,
and it was just like speaking
to a brick wall,
and he's just not taking
any responsibility.
The last few days, all we've gone by
is what Anna's told us.
But we've seen it for ourselves now
in the challenge.
So, how's everyone feeling
this morning?
All good.
I'm feeling good. Yeah?
What about you, Liily,
and your new shock revelation
from the girls?
That little moment I had
for the girls
to just blurt out something
I've never had heard before
was a bit It was a bit much.
Bit shell-shocked.
Yeah, it was a bit much.
A comment was said
that on the night out,
Ruben winked at Anna.
What annoyed me the most
was that Anna let it out
during the challenge,
but not once, she came to me.
Did she even apologise?
She's not going to apologise.
Really?
She's not going to apologise.
That's all she needs to do.
# Like a sound you hear
That lingers in your ear
# But you can't forget
From sundown to sunset, no, no
# California soul
# California soul #
Hi, girls.
GIRLS: Hello.
Oh, my God, and, boy!
I forgot you were here. Yo.
You're looking very at home.
How was the sleepover?
It were good, thanks.
Did you break my rule?
No.
Liar.
I'll ask another question -
if you broke my rule,
was there foreplay,
or was it selfish?
LAUGHTER
About ten seconds.
You lucky girl!
We are going to do a test today.
I hope it's going to be fun,
and I have invited the boys
up to the house.
CHEERING
Excited.
How's everyone else doing?
Yeah, fine. Good, yeah.
I think it was just a dramatic night
last night,
so we're all kind of just, like,
freaking out a bit.
How do you feel, Liily?
I feel good today.
Were you OK
with Anna revealing the wink?
Not in front of everyone else
first,
but it's all good now.
I think I do understand
that I should have said it to Liily,
but I didn't want to make it
sound worse than it was.
Yeah. I don't know why
it got blown out of proportion.
No, it's not the wink that upset me.
It's your behaviour.
It was me not saying it.
All of you, actually.
And I feel like for you, Anna,
you obviously
We know
you don't like confrontation.
It's really hard for you
to be in those situations.
And I was actually really proud
of you yesterday. Yeah, we all were.
You pushed yourself through.
'Oh, it was rough yesterday.'
Everyone's entitled
to their opinion,
but it affected me,
what they were saying.
Oh, the boys are here.
Here they come.
Hey, guys.
All right, girls?
How's everyone doing?
Are we good?
Come on, girls.
Welcome to my pool party.
There's no booze.
There's no swimming.
And you're doing a test.
THEY LAUGH
Today's test
is all about compatibility,
and I want to find out
just how compatible you really are.
It's important
you share the same values,
or at least understand each other's
in order
for your relationship to last.
I'll read out a statement,
and you will hold up
a "true" or "false" paddle.
If your answers match,
you get a point,
and if you disagree, you get soaked
by the rest of the couples.
SOFTLY: Oh, my God.
Let's do it! First up
CHEERING
..Sapphia and Ryan.
I do play this game with Brad
sometimes.
60% of the time,
ends in a massive row.
So, let's see how we go.
NERVOUS CHUCKLE
Sounds promising (!)
Are you ready?
"In some situations,
it's OK to lie to your partner."
GASP
SCREAMING
Why am I getting squirted?
You both get it!
You've got a lot of ammo in that.
Sapphia?
Like, if it's a surprise party
or something, you little shit.
If I had have said that it's OK
to lie to your partner,
she would have gone
absolutely mental.
"Taking someone's number
on a night out is unacceptable."
True or false?
SCREAMING
Are you fucking serious, man?
LAUGHTER
Context, please, Ry,
for your answer.
Yeah,
like, if I'm on a night out and
I know what you're going to say.
What am I going to say?
"If it's work-related."
LAUGHTER
I think it's bullshit.
He can take her email.
Take her email, is that it?
Take her LinkedIn. Yeah.
This is what I mean
about boundaries.
He doesn't set boundaries,
because you're already
starting it off in the wrong way.
You're in a club,
and you're going to say,
"Oh, yeah, I make music.
Oh, what's your number?"
It's stressing me out.
Jordi and Sam.
"I want to be more sexually
adventurous with my partner."
Yeah.
CHEERING
Smashing this, guys!
I want to be more adventurous
in the bedroom,
and Jordi feels the same,
so I definitely think
that is summat that we can work on.
"Once a cheater, always a cheater."
Yeah.
CHEERING
Sam has cheated in the past,
and if he would have chose "true",
that would've been a bit weird,
cos that would have basically
been saying
that he was going to cheat again,
so, yeah.
That's a full house!
Yay!
Go on, the girl.
It definitely shows the progress
we're making.
So, things are on the up.
Next up, Maria and Viktor.
First statement -
"I believe watching porn is wrong."
That's a very tricky one.
OK, it's a match.
No squirting, and no watching
squirting, apparently.
LAUGHTER
Sorry. It was there, wasn't it?
"Men should always pay for dinner."
I would never expect her to pay 50.
I would never tell her,
"Oh, it's your time to pay."
I'm just not that type of guy.
How many times
do I pay for shit, bro?
OK, you're done.
Wahey!
APPLAUSE
Next up, Anna and Eli.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Can you please be nice?
'We're very similar
in so many ways.'
A lot of our experiences
in our lifetime,
both had a hard upbringing,
which has sort of shaped us.
I think we've got
the perfect combination to flourish.
"It's healthy to go on holiday
without your partner."
SHE SCREAMS
Expand.
I think it's good to go on holiday
with girls and boys.
No, I agree.
I didn't think she'd say that.
I should be allowed
to go on a girls' holiday.
He can go on his lads' holiday
and have some fun without me.
It's good and healthy to have
time away from each other sometimes.
"Women should dress
to impress their partner."
CLAPPING
It's a match.
Well done, guys.
CHEERING
Ruben and Liily.
OK. "I feel that jealousy
is a sign of love."
CHEERING
It's a match.
"It's OK to stay friends
with an ex."
SCREAMING
LAUGHTER
You definitely said that cos
you thought I was gonna say that.
You're friends with all your exes.
Me and Liily were friends
for five years before we started,
so she has seen things
from the other side.
Let's be real. I was probably
a bit of a dog back in the day,
so I can't really blame her
for how she feels now, can I?
Anya and Bayley.
"Couples should tell
each other everything."
Oh, it's a match.
CLAPPING
Is that your true belief, Bayley?
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
From now on, anyway.
Well done.
GIRLS: Aw.
We're becoming changed men.
Yeah, yeah.
At the end of the day, this
challenge is about being honest,
and I'm going to be honest.
If I want this process to work,
I need to be.
"Sexual intimacy
is the highest form of connection."
BOYS: Yeah.
It's a match.
Well done!
Have faith in me.
Sorry.
Because we wasn't having
as much sex,
I feel like
we were losing our connection.
I'm hoping now Bayley's realised
that there does need more intimacy
in a relationship,
he will start being more romantic,
and there will be more intimacy.
Lana and Tom.
Come on, Tommy boy.
"I would forgive you
if you cheated."
Yes! Match!
CHEERING
"Women should prioritise
raising children over their career."
That's well hard, that.
No!
Sorry, doll.
Here, go on. Into it. Lads.
Guys, can we just chill?
Tom, do you want to expand?
I don't know. It's just more of a
Motherly thing. Yeah, more of
a motherly thing, really.
We're gonna end up
in another feminist debate.
I ain't got the energy.
Let's move on.
Next up, Tom and Carly.
First statement -
"A man should take the lead
in the bedroom."
Have to be false.
It's a match.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
"I like going down on my partner."
SQUEALING
LAUGHTER
I don't think Carly likes
having sex with me!
LAUGHTER
Know what I mean?
Carly, do you want to expand?
Well, I don't like it.
I mean, I'll do it,
but I don't like it.
You can't even argue
with that answer, you know.
'Really fucked up there. Like'
Why have I just done that?
I've literally embarrassed him
in front of everyone.
'I should have
thought that through.'
But I know for Tom,
it didn't look that good.
Just makes me look like a fucking
complete sausage, doesn't it?
Like, what's the point?
You may as well not go out with me.
HE SCOFFS
# It's pushing you away #
# Hey-ey-ey-ey
# Hey-ey-ey-ey #
The results are in,
and the most compatible couple is
Anya and Bayley.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Level, level, level up
# Level up
Wanna see me level up? #
Aw! Congratulations, guys.
Winners!
Well done.
Well done, boys.
OK, you have a prize dilemma.
Your reward is drinks tonight.
But the dilemma is who gets it?
The boyfriends in Bro Zone,
or the girls up here.
Oh, my God.
And you must decide between
yourselves who gets the prize.
I'll do it for the girls.
It's got to be
I think it's got to be boys.
No, boys. Yeah, boys.
Yeah, that is true.
Look what we're living in.
I feel like the boys need it.
Yes! She's my favourite.
She's good, isn't she?
She's my favourite. I love you.
Picked a good'un, didn't I?
Well done.
She's a keeper, bro.
Like, why am I not getting
to spend the night with him?
I'm fuming about it, I can't lie.
All right, guys,
seeing as you're already wet,
you can all hang out together
at the pool,
and I'll see you in a bit.
CHEERING
SQUEALING
Nice to have a bit of fun
and lightness for once!
I actually think a lot
of the couples did really well.
Biggest takeaways?
Tom was fuming with Carly
going false
to "I like going down
on my partner",
which is interesting
because yesterday,
Carly was complaining
there's no foreplay
and that Tom can be selfish in bed.
I think he definitely felt
a little bit humiliated by her.
He's kind of whole energy changed
after that,
so I really hope
there's not too much of a fallout.
I do feel bad about one of the
questions, the one where it said,
"Do you like going down
on your partner?"
I literally did not mean that
in any type of way.
Don't worry,
I don't like doing it either.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, who enjoys it?
I just do it cos I feel like
You just do it, don't you?
You do it cos it's just part
of the process. Yeah, exactly.
But I was being truthfully honest.
Yeah. Cheers to that.
ALL: Cheers.
While some of the group are mulling
over today's compatibility test
Hi, boys.
You all right? Hello.
How are you?
How are you guys?
Good.
Good, good, good.
..the others are still dissecting
Anna and Eli's relationship
after last night's showdown.
What are you guys talking about?
We're just talking about last night.
Bro, your missus is calling you,
there. Oh, shit.
At the time, my issue
Like, the girls have a completely
negative opinion of you.
There's two sides to a story.
Yes, there is.
All this information
that's stirring things around
is coming from Anna.
Yes.
Do you know what I mean?
And that's not fair.
That can really be
have a negative impact. Not just
especially you, but everyone else.
'Anna's never, ever said
that I'm controlling or anything.'
And it all stems back basically,
cos on that first task,
I'd said to Anna,
"Oh, if you're going to sit
like that,
"wear a longer skirt
or wear some shorts underneath."
'And I think it's been completely
misconstrued and twisted.'
'While the couples are busy picking
holes in each other's relationships,
'I'm taking a moment to assess
how suited they all are.'
Right? Ruben, resident cheeky chap
and Liily.
I'd say, personality wise,
they're chalk and cheese,
but that does work.
You know,
he is cheeky and charming,
and she's way more
like black-cat energy.
Golden retriever, black cat.
But then we've got two
golden retrievers, Carly and Tom,
and neither one of them
wants to stop talking.
Who have we got next? Anna and Eli.
At the moment, this is taking up
most of my head space.
They live together,
and they work together,
and I think they're finding
the separation really hard.
TOM J ON MONITOR: 'Tom! Tom!
'Where the fuck is he?
Fucking muppet!'
Are they rowing? Yeah.
Tom, I've just been told
you've be telling these
that on that night out,
I gave a girl my Insta.
I would never have done that.
Viktor and his girlfriend said
it were you.
He's trying to blame it on me.
LANA: Fucking shit-stirrer.
' "What the fuck's going off?
Who's chatting shit about me?" '
Carly said, "Oh, yeah.
Viktor's said this to Maria.
"Maria's said it to, etc, etc."
So, then Viktor
and his girlfriend have said,
"No, it weren't Viktor who said it.
"It's Tom who said it."
So they're trying to put it on me!
I'm just baffled by it. Baffled?
Sorry, bro. It's bull, man.
Why does Viktor keep chatting shit?
'He needs to fuck off, man.
'Cos he's gonna get someone
in trouble, bruv.'
Apparently, I said to Viktor
that Tom gave out his Instagram
to a girl on a night out.
I weren't even on Tom's night out.
Like, how would I have known that?
Bro, why are you chatting shit for,
bro?
Who's chatting shit, first of all?
Cos you two have said it were him.
Yeah,
I weren't even on the night out.
He wasn't on the night out either.
Yeah.
But apparently,
he heard it in a caravan.
Then he said, "I didn't hear it."
Tom wasn't even in that caravan.
Neither is Viktor.
Viktor is staying by himself.
So, first of all, can everyone?
How can he? How does he know?
Maria, Maria.
But you keep saying, "Viktor's
saying this, Viktor said that."
And then run away from it.
OK.
From my understanding,
I was being accused of snitching
All I know is
that I did not leak any information,
and I'm innocent.
One at a time, one at a time.
Bro. Just go, bro.
I don't even want to hear
what you got to say. Bruv, innit?
I'm not fucking having this.
Right, then don't have it, then.
Don't have it, then.
First of all
Don't have it, then.
No, no.
Because you man can't come up to me
standing there,
chatting all this shit to me.
Cos I swear down
You've just lied about Tom.
Who's lying?!
Viktor's the type of guy
that he doesn't shout.
He's never raised his voice
in his whole entire life.
Viktor and I, we're going to be one,
so if you're saying Viktor's name,
you're also saying my name.
He's talking
in a very disrespectful way.
He's upset.
I'm not talking to you right now.
I'm talking to Tom.
That's nice. I'm talking to Tom.
OK, OK.
They said they were talking about it
at the villa.
But Viktor was the one
that mentioned Tom.
So don't bring Tom into it.
Fair enough, you said.
"Yeah, I heard you in t'caravan,
or something."
TOM T: So the story's changing.
He didn't say in the caravan
"I heard you talking about it
in t'caravan."
Was it not the villa,
or was it the caravan?
I don't remember. It was days ago.
He don't remember now.
Fucking hell.
TOM T: He doesn't remember now!
He doesn't remember now. Bro!
Do you know what?
All you man are fucking snakes, bro.
Tom, you oh, and Lana, you
Yeah. Fuck you, bro.
It's Tom T that's pissed her off.
Fucking Lana and Tom, I swear down,
they chat so much shit.
It was her fucking Tom that said it,
and Viktor said, "Yeah",
and they're out here
trying to blame him for shit!
These people want to be
acting like this towards my man.
I'm fucking crying cos I'm raging!
For some reason,
they have this issue with Viktor,
and I'm like, "I'm not in the
Bro Zone, so I don't know nothing."
'I don't understand why Lana's Tom
was speaking like that.'
That's some shady shit.
What's going on, guys?
Oh, my God. What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Oh, Liv
What's happened?
People just keep going back
to that one night.
It's like they just don't want
to forget it, for some reason.
Can you understand why the boys
are upset with you or not?
Not really.
For some reason, I feel like
the way I come across might be
a bit uncomfortable for some people.
And I feel like they use that
against him.
I've been in this situation.
I've been living with people
I don't know very well,
doing challenges -
it's fucking insane.
And you're allowed to lose it.
Fucking hell,
I lose it all the time.
So let's try
and get you girls back together.
Because I don't want you
to feel like this.
I don't like the fact
that Maria got upset,
because they were mainly
attacking her
rather than attacking me.
Because when I was staying calm,
no-one was really coming at me.
So, did he take the Instagram
or not?
THEY SNICKER
I guess we'll never know.
THEY LAUGH
Hey, guys.
Hi.
So, I went and had a little chat.
She's very upset, Maria.
And I don't want anyone
to be that upset,
cos that's not what this is about.
You're here to work
on your relationships,
not to fall out with each other.
And plus, getting on
with the other boyfriends
and girlfriends is important
cos you've all got to live together
and lean on each other.
Cos we're here to improve our
relationships, not make them worse.
Right, before I go,
can I have a chat with Eli and Anna?
Yeah.
Come on, don't be scared.
ANNA LAUGHS
It's going to be good.
Should we go over this way,
and we can have a talk?
Come on in.
Little touch base -
how things are going today.
How are you feeling after
the chicken wing challenge, Anna?
ANNA LAUGHS
Yesterday was really hard for me.
I was, like, questioning, almost,
whether I wanted to carry on.
Like, I just found it, personally,
quite difficult.
I could see you were struggling.
Not the challenge,
but just the process.
I've found the process so far
really emotional actually,
and I just need some alone time.
Like, I feel like I really,
really need some alone time -
just me and Eli.
You know, I did mess up yesterday.
Lots of things.
But obviously, I said my opinion,
which not necessarily is wrong,
but people don't
other people may not agree with me.
Yeah.
Eli, can you see now on reflection
how some of your actions
do put Anna down,
even if it's not intentional?
I say things,
and I'm so direct and blunt and
And sort of
It can come across mean, almost.
And on reflection,
perhaps I don't really see this
cos I'm just caught up
in everyday stuff,
and I don't think about it
like that.
Anna, remind me
why you wanted Eli in the process.
I wanted to bring you
into the process
just so we become better
at communicating with each other.
Sometimes, the things you say
do come across really
Well, they do feel hurtful to me.
I think the separation
and reflection part
has been great for you,
but also really tough. Yeah.
So I'd love to send you guys
out on a date.
Oh, that'd be amazing.
That would be lovely. Yeah!
And then on that date,
I think it's for you guys to discuss
and figure out
if the project is right for you.
There's reasons to go,
and there's reasons to stay.
And I think Eli and I just need
to figure out
which one's the best for us.
'It's just been really,
like, an emotional roller-coaster.'
It was nice to get up to the villa
today, though, wasn't it?
Better than being sat here.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
The thing is, all the time
we're around the missus,
we're happy.
Yeah.
Apart from when she's saying
she doesn't like going down on me.
THEY LAUGH
Look at this. Stunning.
How beautiful is this?
Mountains. Boats. Stunning.
I know.
Back to just me and you.
Couldn't be any happier.
SHE CHUCKLES
So, go on,
tell me how you felt so far.
Cos that's Ultimately,
I just want you to be happy.
Some days are great,
and I really, like
I've had loads of fun
with the girls and stuff,
but then other parts I've found
really a lot harder than I expected,
being away from you and things
that have been thrown about.
I mean, I find the separation
very difficult.
I find the conditions
I'm living in very difficult.
And I feel like I can't be there
if you're not happy
or if someone says something
to you that you don't like.
It's hard living without you,
but obviously,
I'm not in horrible conditions.
But just being separated from you
I'm finding it difficult.
It just turns up my emotions more
when I do see you.
Although Eli's struggling here,
he said to me
that his number one priority
is me and trying to make me happy.
So it was nice to hear
that he was thinking of me.
You know, when I came into this
process, I didn't expect anything.
And I think I've come out
with a much bigger appreciation
of you and us than
I didn't think that was going
to happen, but it's happened.
Even just the last few days
of being here,
I feel like it has almost worked.
I don't know if it's the realisation
when we're not together that
how much we need to be together.
I am finding it too hard.
It's too much, emotionally, for me.
SHE SIGHS DEEPLY
I love you.
I love you.
HE CHUCKLES
HE EXHALES SHARPLY
It's fine. It's fine.
I love you so much.
I think it's the best thing.
Yeah.
OK.
It's too much, isn't it?
And yet we're leaving
with this complete changed dynamic
in our relationship.
Clearly, there was stuff
for me to work on,
and I think it's something
You know, this new thing
that I've learned about myself,
I can change and put
into practice straight away.
So I think that's a win-win,
in my in my opinion, anyway.
It's OK.
I haven't cried in 20 years.
THEY LAUGH
I've never seen you cry in my life.
It's OK.
It's a really hard decision to make,
and I was in two minds, but overall,
we thought it would be the
best decision for our relationship.
'Yeah, I feel like
I'm going to cry.'
SOFTLY: Sorry.
# But I think I'm lost
Without you #
Right, guys, I just want to say
thank you, Bayley,
for bringing
this bunch of cold beers.
OLIVIA ATTWOOD: After Bayley won
the compatibility test earlier,
the boys are relaxing
with his prize - some beers.
Cheers, boys.
Yeah, so, obviously,
I'm really happy
that I can bring the beers home
for the boys.
'We're grateful for that,
and it's well-needed.'
With the fallout
between the couples today,
it's also given the lads
an opportunity to clear the air.
What's happening, then?
Sorry about obviously that earlier.
Just fucking bit of a weird one,
I think.
Yeah, what's?
What's happened there?
You just kept changing your story.
You said one thing,
and then you said another thing,
and then you fucking try
and throw me under the bus!
If we're going to do this
No, no, no, no. Go on!
Is it my turn?
Yeah, yeah. Go on.
Are you sure it's my turn?
Yeah, because
So it's not my turn. Keep going.
No, no, you go.
First, if we're going to do this,
don't raise your voice, please.
Go on, then.
Yeah, I think obviously, I
I'm fuming about it.
I know.
I do get that.
You could've caused a big problem.
OK. I'll speak to you later.
Come on.
No, no, I'll carry on.
You're not going to sit next to me
and shout at me like that.
Yeah, I think
OK, I'll calm down.
I'm not sticking up for him.
But it was his girlfriend
who said it and not him.
Yeah. To be fair, I will say
that it wasn't really you.
I apologise for that.
I'll let you two finish this chat
alone.
But I just want to say sorry.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I want to say sorry.
I hope you're all right.
No, we're cool. Thank you.
I want an apology, and that's it.
You're not going to get any apology
from me
because I have nothing
to apologise for. OK.
I don't think that the way
you conducted yourself today
was the right way to do.
Not being funny -
I'm the nicest person ever.
I beg to differ, after today.
You clearly saw me
as an easy target.
If that's how you feel,
thank you for letting me know.
But unfortunately, us going forward,
I won't be able to communicate
with you.
I never had no problem with you.
Yeah, me neither.
I thought you were a good fella.
Well, I guess we're just
very different, then, Tom.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Because I will never, ever
be taken for a mug, ever.
Same.
And there we go, then.
There we go.
That's done then, innit?
Yeah, I guess so.
OK, cool.
I was ready to move on, though.
I wanted to shake hands,
get an apology,
but unfortunately,
Viktor wasn't ready to do so,
so that's up to him.
You OK?
Yeah, just tired.
Oh, we all are.
I think we're gonna have
an early night. We are.
For sure.
Oh, here she comes.
Oh, she's here.
Hello.
Did you have the best time?
Yeah, it was nice
just to get out of
Was it nice?
..the villa.
Did you have a good chat?
Yeah, a really good chat.
Come to terms
with the whole situation?
Yeah. Cut to the chase.
I'm gonna leave tonight, so
No, I don't want you to leave.
Anna, no!
Are you actually leaving?
Yeah.
Have you both come to the decision?
Yeah.
I think it's just a bit too much
at the minute.
Oh, don't cry, please.
I felt like it was
the right decision for me,
and for me and Eli,
and for Eli as well.
And he found it harder
than everyone thought, too.
So it does feel like
the right thing to do.
Oh, don't get upset.
I just didn't want her to go.
SHE SNIFFLES
Literally been my best friend
in here.
We can all have a group hug.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
I've cried loads.
Honestly, I've not stopped crying.
CARLY: 'I feel like it was meant
to be for her to meet us girls.
'So I'm actually so grateful
that we've met her.'
And I do truly feel like
she's grown so much
in, like, just
such a short period of time.
Yeah.
You'll see me as soon as you're out.
I'll be at the airport with a sign.
THEY GIGGLE
I don't think I realised
how much of, like, an impact I made
on the other girls
and how much I meant to them.
They were so upset with me leaving.
Oh, yeah, lads, so,
who has the funniest chat up line?
If you were a bogey,
I'd pick you first.
THEY LAUGH
Are you my homework?
Cos I want to do you all night.
THEY LAUGH
Oi, oi!
All right, boys. All right?
You're back.
You're back.
I went for a date with Anna.
Did it go well or?
Yeah, no, no, it went lovely,
but I've just been, you know,
discussing things with her.
We both decided that
we just wanna call it a day.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you both all right, like?
Yeah, we just think
it's the right thing to do.
I had a great time.
I've loved meeting you all.
And, you know,
it's been good, but
As long as it's the best thing
for you two, you know what I mean?
I think it's the best thing to do.
I think everybody knew this day
was gonna come,
because we know Eli couldn't stand
the conditions in Bro Zone.
All right, bring it bring it in.
Safe, boys.
Boys, it's been a pleasure, son.
Yeah, and I'll see you
on the other side.
It was a bit of a mixed emotion
hearing that Eli's leaving.
But if that's what they need to do
for their relationship,
I wish him the best.
Damn!
I felt I learned a lot, and I came
out with a lot from the process.
'We've got to just be
a bit more true to our feelings
'and communicate even better
than we have been in the past.
'So to take it any further, it's not
really necessary for me now.'
And I think
I think it's the right thing to do.
That means extra
extra beers for me. Yeah.
# I believed in happiness #
ANNA: I'll see you all very soon,
I'm sure.
Bye, Anna.
It's very long distance.
JORDI: 'I'm just really, really
gonna miss her.'
And I just hope, like,
everything we've spoke to her about
and everything, like,
she's learned from us.
I just hope she takes that with her.
SHE SNIFFLES
And, yeah,
I just really want her to be happy.
I love you!
Bye!
Bye!
Pretty girl.
It was like
the Spice Girls breaking up,
and I was Scary Spice,
crying my eyes out.
You do look nice!
You look stunning!
THEY LAUGH
It's not too short either!
THEY LAUGH
# Pull me back in. #
MUSIC: 'Hard To Handle'
by Otis Redding
Oh!
Three Come on, get to five.
Three and a half.
Four. Four and a quarter.
THEY LAUGH
'Bro Zone is one bad boyfriend
lighter this morning.
'But for the rest,
there's still lots of work to do.
'And with another test looming,
'I'm going to give them something
to think about.'
MEGAPHONE FEEDBACK
What?
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
OVER SPEAKER: 'Hi, boys. It's Liv.'
I hope you had a lovely night.
I have a little dilemma for you.
'I've got a huge load
of washing from the girls
'that needs doing by hand.'
As long as it's their underwear,
I don't mind.
Or you can sneak out of Bro Zone
and head to a local taverna
for some beers,
and the girls can stay stinky.
'The choice is yours.'
Sorry, the girls can stay stinky.
Yeah!
I know they've got bare clothes.
Yeah! They have got bare clothes.
We've not washed ours once.
This is about us.
It's about us at the end of the day.
Let's think logically. Are they
gonna know we made this choice?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think
they'd want us to do it.
You know what I mean?
We'll go and have a pint.
Let's take it to a vote.
Who thinks we should get out of
Bro Zone and sack that washing off?
THEY LAUGH
Oh, shit.
THEY CHEER
# Come here, rude boy, boy
Can you get it up?
# Come on, rude boy, boy
Is you big enough? #
I want to show to Lans
that I can do all the washing,
but come on, I'm always gonna be
wanting a beer in a "tavernia".
Boys, let's have a cheers anyway.
Let's have a cheers.
To Bro Zone.
Bro Zone! Boys!
So, do you reckon, obviously, by us
choosing this over girls' clothes,
we're gonna have a consequence?
There's no such thing
as a free meal, lads.
Let's just enjoy it.
It might not happen again.
Blaming Tom.
Blaming Tom.
MUSIC: 'Flowers'
by Miley Cyrus
'Back at the house,
'Maria and Lana are revisiting
yesterday's argument.'
MARIA: What was all that about,
then?
Obviously, it was mad shocking.
I was like, "What the hell?"
We was both heated. We were both
protecting our boyfriends.
We shouldn't let this get
in between us.
There shouldn't be tension,
and we need to kind of let this go.
But that's the thing, though,
like, you're the one
that came over
In that moment
Can I finish talking? Sorry.
It would have been nice
to kind of just be like,
"Oh, Victor, let me talk to you."
Or whatever.
And then they could have
squashed it themselves,
not getting us involved
at the end of the day.
I just feel like us girlfriends
shouldn't be falling out.
Should we hug now?
Yeah, man.
Let's hug. Let's hug it out.
'I see Lana for who she is.'
I'll be civil with you, man.
I'll be civil.
But that's all you're gonna get
from me.
Hi, boys!
Hello?
Where are they?
They've fucked off.
Leave you a little note, actually.
They literally deserve everything.
Dick heads.
Oh, I'm so angry.
I broke my fucking chalk.
MUSIC: 'Hold On, I'm Comin"
by Sam & Dave
Ooh!
That was about three.
That was nice.
What's the longest
you've ever been without sex?
Mine's probably two or three weeks.
Three weeks.
Probably about two week.
Me, I need that break.
Otherwise,
if you're getting it all the time,
like every single day,
it's just the norm, innit?
That's mental.
I'd want three.. I'd want two a day.
Two a day?! Two a day.
Yeah.
He's a machine, isn't he?
Like, I think two or three a day
is healthy and great.
Me and Liily have an amazing
sex life. It's definitely exciting.
How do you guys know, like,
when your man wants to get naughty
and stuff like that?
Bayley actually puts his phone down
and pays attention to me.
THEY LAUGH
What about you?
Reuben just starts, like,
grabbing me up and stuff like that,
slapping my ass,
but he wants it all the time.
Does he?
Yeah. Literally, yeah.
No, honestly, like, he
He's a raunchy.
He has an addiction, I think.
THEY LAUGH
Honestly, I love him. He's a cutie,
and he's just so loving.
He just wants to be with me
all day, every day.
And I love that.
I'll be in bed,
and I can feel Ryan like
Humping
Like humping me.
I'm like, fuck off.
Here we go.
Tom, do you not think
there's gonna be a consequence
you having sex with Carly
the other night?
Not really because obviously,
one of the things I needed
to improve on were foreplay.
And there were a lot of foreplay.
RUBEN APPLAUDS
So technically,
I've improved as a boyfriend.
Yeah, he's getting there.
It's done him the world of good.
Yeah, but then after
you'd slept together,
we had the challenge
where it was truth and dare.
She said she didn't like going down.
I didn't understand it, though.
She wanted foreplay from you.
But she didn't do it with me.
So I can't fucking win.
Doesn't even makes sense, does it?
What the fuck am I meant to do?
Is it nice there?
Yeah, I know. I was literally,
like, in the last bit of sun.
Hi, girls!
I come bringing gifts.
Hello! Yay!
LANA: Oh, thank God.
CHEERING
I thought you might need a drink.
For sure! Oh, definitely.
We do after last night.
It made me very happy
that Olivia bought wine.
That's the end of the story.
How are you doing, girls?
Big day yesterday. Jesus.
Anna and Eli have left.
They've left the villa.
We was not prepared. Like,
we was just all so heartbroken.
Are you upset, Jorge?
I feel like I'm gonna go cry.
You just feel a bit guilty as well.
Go on. Tell me why.
Just because obviously I voiced
quite a lot of my opinions to Eli,
and I didn't really think about
how that was gonna
have an impact on Anna.
Like, I think you said it
because she was your mate. Yeah.
And everything you said,
I think it's opened his eyes
to maybe some stuff
that he was sort of naive to. Yeah.
Right, a lot of you are here
for the same reasons.
Trust issues, some cheating.
In this day and age
where we're glued to our phones,
and there's just
so much opportunity to cheat,
where do you stand
on messages and DMs?
It's just weird. Like,
why are you entertaining a girl?
Like, it doesn't really make sense.
Ryan likes girls photos in bikinis,
in underwears,
and it's just embarrassing.
He doesn't slide into girl's DMs
because I would actually kill him.
I feel like it's not the DM-ing
as such that's cheating,
I feel like it's the intention
behind it.
It's like
what are you trying to activate?
What are you trying to achieve?
JORDI: 'Sam gets a lot of attention
on social media,
'but he always tells me
that he ignores them.'
But I've never actually looked.
Like I've never, ever
been on his social media,
so I have no idea
what he gets up to on there.
Where do you guys stand
in terms of, like, porn, OnlyFans?
Um
OLIVIA LAUGHS
SMIRKING
I check his bank statements.
If I ever checked his
bank statements and I saw OnlyFans,
I'll be fucking fuming.
I don't mind him watching porn,
but it gets weird
if you're subscribed to someone.
A specific person.
Go be with her. Why are you with me?
If I walked in on Sam watching porn,
I'd kick him out.
Really?!
Yeah.
ANYA: I agree.
Interesting! And you as well?
Yeah, like, why do you need to wank
watching some other girl?
Why not just have sex?
Me and Bayley,
we don't have that much sex.
So then why are you going
Sort yourself out.
That's Yeah, I get that.
That's why I'm not happy with it.
I always ask Brad.
I'd seen that he's
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, my God, he'd searched MILF,
and I was like
SHE COUGHS
I was like, "My God, oxygen!"
SQUEAKS: I was like, "Am I a MILF?"
And then he was like,
"No, I'm talking like way older."
I was like, "Whoa!"
Whoa.
Like 70. No, joking!
THEY LAUGH
There's no need for porn.
I can be your porn.
THEY LAUGH
Ooh!
Well, you guys have sex
three times a day, he said.
So, I mean, no need to watch porn.
How do you get anything done?
Everything is done.
Do you have a job?
Yeah. The energy is there.
RUBEN: Boys, who the fuck left
the chair in a tree?
What's going on here?
'It's been six hours since I set the
boys the dilemma of beer or laundry.
'And they're only
just sloping back to Bro Zone.'
Oi, here you are.
Who's written that?
"Your big trouble is Dick Hill."
"You're in big trouble."
Oh, no, no. "You're in big trouble.
PS Dick Hills."
"You're in big trouble.
PS dickheads."
Why would they be pissed off?
At what?
We took a boys' day
instead of cleaning their underwear.
Look at the conditions we live in,
and we can't even have
a little day out.
RUBEN: Here's the real problem,
says we're in trouble.
So what the fuck's gonna happen now?
Listen, at the end of the day,
we don't care.
Whatever Whatever punishment
she wants to throw at us,
chuck it our way
because it was worth it today.
# I don't like cricket
# Oh, no!
# I love it. #
THEY CHEER
# I don't like cricket #
THEY SCREAM
# I love it. #
# Buy yourself a dream.
How's it looking? #
'I'm starting to think
these guys might have more fun
'when they're apart.'
I'm having a great time.
No, today was a good day.
It's like having, like,
a girls' sleepover every night.
I think we needed today, though.
Yeah. No drama.
ALL: Cheers to no drama!
THEY LAUGH
'Time to put a stop to that
and bring them all back together.'
That is the drama!
What is that?
What's your little briefcase for?
I always wear a briefcase
with my outfits.
What are you talking about?
Oh, God.
Don't expect bad news.
It's all good.
Your boyfriends are on their way up.
Yay!
Yay!
Ooh, they're coming.
Oh, hello.
All right, girls.
Oi, oi!
Hello there.
Hello!
We've got some suntans going.
We have, haven't we?
Boyfriends, did you have fun today?
It was brilliant.
I had a great day.
Oh, did you, Tom?
Yeah, it was really good.
Went in the sea for a bit.
Yeah, I had a good day.
I did offer your boyfriends
the opportunity
to help some of your
extensive laundry that needs doing.
Or they had the option
to escape Bro Zone
and go to the local taverna
for beers.
Did you actually go to the beach?
Yeah, but they wanted us
to hand wash it.
So what, you said no?
I'm quite disappointed
cos the main reason he's here,
Ryan, is to help me around
with the house.
So this is a clear example
of you not doing that.
TUTTING
I'm sorry, Sapphia.
I hope your day off at the beach
was worth it.
This test is now going
to be really tough.
You can consider this punishment
for going out,
rather than doing
your girlfriend's washing.
This test is called
Inspect Your Gadget.
Oh, no.
There is no space for secrecy
in a healthy relationship.
Does this mean?
We're gonna go through their phones.
So
do any of you recognise these?
SHE GASPS
Tonight, I'm going to ask
are you prepared to hand over
your phone to your girlfriend?
If you do say yes,
your girlfriend has full range
to dig deep
and uncover whatever skeletons
may lie in your closet.
A bit mad this, innit?
I'm fucked.
OLIVIA ATTWOOD:
'The girlfriends got to hear
'some uncomfortable home truths.'
Do you honestly believe
that you could be faithful to me?
Yeah, 100%
80-20.
What?!
BOYS LAUGH
'And the undercover night out
was still causing dramas
'for the bad boyfriends.'
Ruben, can I just ask,
what about when you winked at Anna?
I winked at Anna?
You're allowed to enjoy.
You're telling me I winked at you?
Why are you becoming like that?
I'm literally
I'm saying it how it was.
I'm telling you.
Do you go for younger girls
cos they're easier to manipulate?
Wow. OK.
I don't think you're being real.
You don't really know me.
You don't know Anna.
'Now with the separation
and reflection phase
'of the project in full swing'
Who thinks we should get out of
Bro Zone and sack that washing off?
We're gonna have a pint.
THEY LAUGH
'..it's time for the couples
to find out
'how compatible they really are.'
"Men should always pay for dinner?"
SCREAMING,
LAUGHTER
How many times do I pay
for shit, bro?
'The competition to become
the most-improved boyfriend'
I love you.
I love you.
'..starts getting heated.'
Not being funny,
I'm the nicest person ever.
I beg to differ after today.
Do you mind? Can't come up to me,
standing there,
chatting all this shit to me.
Cos I swear down
You've lied about Tom.
Who's lying?!
'And the boyfriends are confronted
with their worst nightmare.'
This test
is going to be really tough.
Are you prepared to hand over
your phone to your girlfriend?
I'm dreading this.
MUSIC: 'Kiss Me More'
by Doja Cat feat. SZA
# We hug, and, yes, we make love
# And always just say
"Good night" #
Mate, I actually slept all right
last night.
'After winning yesterday's
chicken wings honesty test,
'Tom J was rewarded
with a night together
'with his girlfriend, Carly.'
CARLY SIGHS
If anyone asks what we got up to
last night, what are you gonna say?
No comment.
I'll just say
Tom and I have been on and off
since I was 15,
and I'm now 23,
so I'll let you do the math.
'We're just like twin flames.'
He's just a Jack the lad,
and that is my type.
HE YAWNS,
SHE LAUGHS
'Tom blows very hot and cold.'
It's literally up, down, up, down.
Depends how he wakes up.
HE SNICKERS,
SHE LAUGHS
Morning, girls. How did you sleep?
I didn't sleep well at all.
What's on your mind?
Just the whole Anna and Eli thing.
Yeah. I had a chat with Eli
last night, obviously,
and it was just like speaking
to a brick wall,
and he's just not taking
any responsibility.
The last few days, all we've gone by
is what Anna's told us.
But we've seen it for ourselves now
in the challenge.
So, how's everyone feeling
this morning?
All good.
I'm feeling good. Yeah?
What about you, Liily,
and your new shock revelation
from the girls?
That little moment I had
for the girls
to just blurt out something
I've never had heard before
was a bit It was a bit much.
Bit shell-shocked.
Yeah, it was a bit much.
A comment was said
that on the night out,
Ruben winked at Anna.
What annoyed me the most
was that Anna let it out
during the challenge,
but not once, she came to me.
Did she even apologise?
She's not going to apologise.
Really?
She's not going to apologise.
That's all she needs to do.
# Like a sound you hear
That lingers in your ear
# But you can't forget
From sundown to sunset, no, no
# California soul
# California soul #
Hi, girls.
GIRLS: Hello.
Oh, my God, and, boy!
I forgot you were here. Yo.
You're looking very at home.
How was the sleepover?
It were good, thanks.
Did you break my rule?
No.
Liar.
I'll ask another question -
if you broke my rule,
was there foreplay,
or was it selfish?
LAUGHTER
About ten seconds.
You lucky girl!
We are going to do a test today.
I hope it's going to be fun,
and I have invited the boys
up to the house.
CHEERING
Excited.
How's everyone else doing?
Yeah, fine. Good, yeah.
I think it was just a dramatic night
last night,
so we're all kind of just, like,
freaking out a bit.
How do you feel, Liily?
I feel good today.
Were you OK
with Anna revealing the wink?
Not in front of everyone else
first,
but it's all good now.
I think I do understand
that I should have said it to Liily,
but I didn't want to make it
sound worse than it was.
Yeah. I don't know why
it got blown out of proportion.
No, it's not the wink that upset me.
It's your behaviour.
It was me not saying it.
All of you, actually.
And I feel like for you, Anna,
you obviously
We know
you don't like confrontation.
It's really hard for you
to be in those situations.
And I was actually really proud
of you yesterday. Yeah, we all were.
You pushed yourself through.
'Oh, it was rough yesterday.'
Everyone's entitled
to their opinion,
but it affected me,
what they were saying.
Oh, the boys are here.
Here they come.
Hey, guys.
All right, girls?
How's everyone doing?
Are we good?
Come on, girls.
Welcome to my pool party.
There's no booze.
There's no swimming.
And you're doing a test.
THEY LAUGH
Today's test
is all about compatibility,
and I want to find out
just how compatible you really are.
It's important
you share the same values,
or at least understand each other's
in order
for your relationship to last.
I'll read out a statement,
and you will hold up
a "true" or "false" paddle.
If your answers match,
you get a point,
and if you disagree, you get soaked
by the rest of the couples.
SOFTLY: Oh, my God.
Let's do it! First up
CHEERING
..Sapphia and Ryan.
I do play this game with Brad
sometimes.
60% of the time,
ends in a massive row.
So, let's see how we go.
NERVOUS CHUCKLE
Sounds promising (!)
Are you ready?
"In some situations,
it's OK to lie to your partner."
GASP
SCREAMING
Why am I getting squirted?
You both get it!
You've got a lot of ammo in that.
Sapphia?
Like, if it's a surprise party
or something, you little shit.
If I had have said that it's OK
to lie to your partner,
she would have gone
absolutely mental.
"Taking someone's number
on a night out is unacceptable."
True or false?
SCREAMING
Are you fucking serious, man?
LAUGHTER
Context, please, Ry,
for your answer.
Yeah,
like, if I'm on a night out and
I know what you're going to say.
What am I going to say?
"If it's work-related."
LAUGHTER
I think it's bullshit.
He can take her email.
Take her email, is that it?
Take her LinkedIn. Yeah.
This is what I mean
about boundaries.
He doesn't set boundaries,
because you're already
starting it off in the wrong way.
You're in a club,
and you're going to say,
"Oh, yeah, I make music.
Oh, what's your number?"
It's stressing me out.
Jordi and Sam.
"I want to be more sexually
adventurous with my partner."
Yeah.
CHEERING
Smashing this, guys!
I want to be more adventurous
in the bedroom,
and Jordi feels the same,
so I definitely think
that is summat that we can work on.
"Once a cheater, always a cheater."
Yeah.
CHEERING
Sam has cheated in the past,
and if he would have chose "true",
that would've been a bit weird,
cos that would have basically
been saying
that he was going to cheat again,
so, yeah.
That's a full house!
Yay!
Go on, the girl.
It definitely shows the progress
we're making.
So, things are on the up.
Next up, Maria and Viktor.
First statement -
"I believe watching porn is wrong."
That's a very tricky one.
OK, it's a match.
No squirting, and no watching
squirting, apparently.
LAUGHTER
Sorry. It was there, wasn't it?
"Men should always pay for dinner."
I would never expect her to pay 50.
I would never tell her,
"Oh, it's your time to pay."
I'm just not that type of guy.
How many times
do I pay for shit, bro?
OK, you're done.
Wahey!
APPLAUSE
Next up, Anna and Eli.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Can you please be nice?
'We're very similar
in so many ways.'
A lot of our experiences
in our lifetime,
both had a hard upbringing,
which has sort of shaped us.
I think we've got
the perfect combination to flourish.
"It's healthy to go on holiday
without your partner."
SHE SCREAMS
Expand.
I think it's good to go on holiday
with girls and boys.
No, I agree.
I didn't think she'd say that.
I should be allowed
to go on a girls' holiday.
He can go on his lads' holiday
and have some fun without me.
It's good and healthy to have
time away from each other sometimes.
"Women should dress
to impress their partner."
CLAPPING
It's a match.
Well done, guys.
CHEERING
Ruben and Liily.
OK. "I feel that jealousy
is a sign of love."
CHEERING
It's a match.
"It's OK to stay friends
with an ex."
SCREAMING
LAUGHTER
You definitely said that cos
you thought I was gonna say that.
You're friends with all your exes.
Me and Liily were friends
for five years before we started,
so she has seen things
from the other side.
Let's be real. I was probably
a bit of a dog back in the day,
so I can't really blame her
for how she feels now, can I?
Anya and Bayley.
"Couples should tell
each other everything."
Oh, it's a match.
CLAPPING
Is that your true belief, Bayley?
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
From now on, anyway.
Well done.
GIRLS: Aw.
We're becoming changed men.
Yeah, yeah.
At the end of the day, this
challenge is about being honest,
and I'm going to be honest.
If I want this process to work,
I need to be.
"Sexual intimacy
is the highest form of connection."
BOYS: Yeah.
It's a match.
Well done!
Have faith in me.
Sorry.
Because we wasn't having
as much sex,
I feel like
we were losing our connection.
I'm hoping now Bayley's realised
that there does need more intimacy
in a relationship,
he will start being more romantic,
and there will be more intimacy.
Lana and Tom.
Come on, Tommy boy.
"I would forgive you
if you cheated."
Yes! Match!
CHEERING
"Women should prioritise
raising children over their career."
That's well hard, that.
No!
Sorry, doll.
Here, go on. Into it. Lads.
Guys, can we just chill?
Tom, do you want to expand?
I don't know. It's just more of a
Motherly thing. Yeah, more of
a motherly thing, really.
We're gonna end up
in another feminist debate.
I ain't got the energy.
Let's move on.
Next up, Tom and Carly.
First statement -
"A man should take the lead
in the bedroom."
Have to be false.
It's a match.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
"I like going down on my partner."
SQUEALING
LAUGHTER
I don't think Carly likes
having sex with me!
LAUGHTER
Know what I mean?
Carly, do you want to expand?
Well, I don't like it.
I mean, I'll do it,
but I don't like it.
You can't even argue
with that answer, you know.
'Really fucked up there. Like'
Why have I just done that?
I've literally embarrassed him
in front of everyone.
'I should have
thought that through.'
But I know for Tom,
it didn't look that good.
Just makes me look like a fucking
complete sausage, doesn't it?
Like, what's the point?
You may as well not go out with me.
HE SCOFFS
# It's pushing you away #
# Hey-ey-ey-ey
# Hey-ey-ey-ey #
The results are in,
and the most compatible couple is
Anya and Bayley.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Level, level, level up
# Level up
Wanna see me level up? #
Aw! Congratulations, guys.
Winners!
Well done.
Well done, boys.
OK, you have a prize dilemma.
Your reward is drinks tonight.
But the dilemma is who gets it?
The boyfriends in Bro Zone,
or the girls up here.
Oh, my God.
And you must decide between
yourselves who gets the prize.
I'll do it for the girls.
It's got to be
I think it's got to be boys.
No, boys. Yeah, boys.
Yeah, that is true.
Look what we're living in.
I feel like the boys need it.
Yes! She's my favourite.
She's good, isn't she?
She's my favourite. I love you.
Picked a good'un, didn't I?
Well done.
She's a keeper, bro.
Like, why am I not getting
to spend the night with him?
I'm fuming about it, I can't lie.
All right, guys,
seeing as you're already wet,
you can all hang out together
at the pool,
and I'll see you in a bit.
CHEERING
SQUEALING
Nice to have a bit of fun
and lightness for once!
I actually think a lot
of the couples did really well.
Biggest takeaways?
Tom was fuming with Carly
going false
to "I like going down
on my partner",
which is interesting
because yesterday,
Carly was complaining
there's no foreplay
and that Tom can be selfish in bed.
I think he definitely felt
a little bit humiliated by her.
He's kind of whole energy changed
after that,
so I really hope
there's not too much of a fallout.
I do feel bad about one of the
questions, the one where it said,
"Do you like going down
on your partner?"
I literally did not mean that
in any type of way.
Don't worry,
I don't like doing it either.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, who enjoys it?
I just do it cos I feel like
You just do it, don't you?
You do it cos it's just part
of the process. Yeah, exactly.
But I was being truthfully honest.
Yeah. Cheers to that.
ALL: Cheers.
While some of the group are mulling
over today's compatibility test
Hi, boys.
You all right? Hello.
How are you?
How are you guys?
Good.
Good, good, good.
..the others are still dissecting
Anna and Eli's relationship
after last night's showdown.
What are you guys talking about?
We're just talking about last night.
Bro, your missus is calling you,
there. Oh, shit.
At the time, my issue
Like, the girls have a completely
negative opinion of you.
There's two sides to a story.
Yes, there is.
All this information
that's stirring things around
is coming from Anna.
Yes.
Do you know what I mean?
And that's not fair.
That can really be
have a negative impact. Not just
especially you, but everyone else.
'Anna's never, ever said
that I'm controlling or anything.'
And it all stems back basically,
cos on that first task,
I'd said to Anna,
"Oh, if you're going to sit
like that,
"wear a longer skirt
or wear some shorts underneath."
'And I think it's been completely
misconstrued and twisted.'
'While the couples are busy picking
holes in each other's relationships,
'I'm taking a moment to assess
how suited they all are.'
Right? Ruben, resident cheeky chap
and Liily.
I'd say, personality wise,
they're chalk and cheese,
but that does work.
You know,
he is cheeky and charming,
and she's way more
like black-cat energy.
Golden retriever, black cat.
But then we've got two
golden retrievers, Carly and Tom,
and neither one of them
wants to stop talking.
Who have we got next? Anna and Eli.
At the moment, this is taking up
most of my head space.
They live together,
and they work together,
and I think they're finding
the separation really hard.
TOM J ON MONITOR: 'Tom! Tom!
'Where the fuck is he?
Fucking muppet!'
Are they rowing? Yeah.
Tom, I've just been told
you've be telling these
that on that night out,
I gave a girl my Insta.
I would never have done that.
Viktor and his girlfriend said
it were you.
He's trying to blame it on me.
LANA: Fucking shit-stirrer.
' "What the fuck's going off?
Who's chatting shit about me?" '
Carly said, "Oh, yeah.
Viktor's said this to Maria.
"Maria's said it to, etc, etc."
So, then Viktor
and his girlfriend have said,
"No, it weren't Viktor who said it.
"It's Tom who said it."
So they're trying to put it on me!
I'm just baffled by it. Baffled?
Sorry, bro. It's bull, man.
Why does Viktor keep chatting shit?
'He needs to fuck off, man.
'Cos he's gonna get someone
in trouble, bruv.'
Apparently, I said to Viktor
that Tom gave out his Instagram
to a girl on a night out.
I weren't even on Tom's night out.
Like, how would I have known that?
Bro, why are you chatting shit for,
bro?
Who's chatting shit, first of all?
Cos you two have said it were him.
Yeah,
I weren't even on the night out.
He wasn't on the night out either.
Yeah.
But apparently,
he heard it in a caravan.
Then he said, "I didn't hear it."
Tom wasn't even in that caravan.
Neither is Viktor.
Viktor is staying by himself.
So, first of all, can everyone?
How can he? How does he know?
Maria, Maria.
But you keep saying, "Viktor's
saying this, Viktor said that."
And then run away from it.
OK.
From my understanding,
I was being accused of snitching
All I know is
that I did not leak any information,
and I'm innocent.
One at a time, one at a time.
Bro. Just go, bro.
I don't even want to hear
what you got to say. Bruv, innit?
I'm not fucking having this.
Right, then don't have it, then.
Don't have it, then.
First of all
Don't have it, then.
No, no.
Because you man can't come up to me
standing there,
chatting all this shit to me.
Cos I swear down
You've just lied about Tom.
Who's lying?!
Viktor's the type of guy
that he doesn't shout.
He's never raised his voice
in his whole entire life.
Viktor and I, we're going to be one,
so if you're saying Viktor's name,
you're also saying my name.
He's talking
in a very disrespectful way.
He's upset.
I'm not talking to you right now.
I'm talking to Tom.
That's nice. I'm talking to Tom.
OK, OK.
They said they were talking about it
at the villa.
But Viktor was the one
that mentioned Tom.
So don't bring Tom into it.
Fair enough, you said.
"Yeah, I heard you in t'caravan,
or something."
TOM T: So the story's changing.
He didn't say in the caravan
"I heard you talking about it
in t'caravan."
Was it not the villa,
or was it the caravan?
I don't remember. It was days ago.
He don't remember now.
Fucking hell.
TOM T: He doesn't remember now!
He doesn't remember now. Bro!
Do you know what?
All you man are fucking snakes, bro.
Tom, you oh, and Lana, you
Yeah. Fuck you, bro.
It's Tom T that's pissed her off.
Fucking Lana and Tom, I swear down,
they chat so much shit.
It was her fucking Tom that said it,
and Viktor said, "Yeah",
and they're out here
trying to blame him for shit!
These people want to be
acting like this towards my man.
I'm fucking crying cos I'm raging!
For some reason,
they have this issue with Viktor,
and I'm like, "I'm not in the
Bro Zone, so I don't know nothing."
'I don't understand why Lana's Tom
was speaking like that.'
That's some shady shit.
What's going on, guys?
Oh, my God. What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Oh, Liv
What's happened?
People just keep going back
to that one night.
It's like they just don't want
to forget it, for some reason.
Can you understand why the boys
are upset with you or not?
Not really.
For some reason, I feel like
the way I come across might be
a bit uncomfortable for some people.
And I feel like they use that
against him.
I've been in this situation.
I've been living with people
I don't know very well,
doing challenges -
it's fucking insane.
And you're allowed to lose it.
Fucking hell,
I lose it all the time.
So let's try
and get you girls back together.
Because I don't want you
to feel like this.
I don't like the fact
that Maria got upset,
because they were mainly
attacking her
rather than attacking me.
Because when I was staying calm,
no-one was really coming at me.
So, did he take the Instagram
or not?
THEY SNICKER
I guess we'll never know.
THEY LAUGH
Hey, guys.
Hi.
So, I went and had a little chat.
She's very upset, Maria.
And I don't want anyone
to be that upset,
cos that's not what this is about.
You're here to work
on your relationships,
not to fall out with each other.
And plus, getting on
with the other boyfriends
and girlfriends is important
cos you've all got to live together
and lean on each other.
Cos we're here to improve our
relationships, not make them worse.
Right, before I go,
can I have a chat with Eli and Anna?
Yeah.
Come on, don't be scared.
ANNA LAUGHS
It's going to be good.
Should we go over this way,
and we can have a talk?
Come on in.
Little touch base -
how things are going today.
How are you feeling after
the chicken wing challenge, Anna?
ANNA LAUGHS
Yesterday was really hard for me.
I was, like, questioning, almost,
whether I wanted to carry on.
Like, I just found it, personally,
quite difficult.
I could see you were struggling.
Not the challenge,
but just the process.
I've found the process so far
really emotional actually,
and I just need some alone time.
Like, I feel like I really,
really need some alone time -
just me and Eli.
You know, I did mess up yesterday.
Lots of things.
But obviously, I said my opinion,
which not necessarily is wrong,
but people don't
other people may not agree with me.
Yeah.
Eli, can you see now on reflection
how some of your actions
do put Anna down,
even if it's not intentional?
I say things,
and I'm so direct and blunt and
And sort of
It can come across mean, almost.
And on reflection,
perhaps I don't really see this
cos I'm just caught up
in everyday stuff,
and I don't think about it
like that.
Anna, remind me
why you wanted Eli in the process.
I wanted to bring you
into the process
just so we become better
at communicating with each other.
Sometimes, the things you say
do come across really
Well, they do feel hurtful to me.
I think the separation
and reflection part
has been great for you,
but also really tough. Yeah.
So I'd love to send you guys
out on a date.
Oh, that'd be amazing.
That would be lovely. Yeah!
And then on that date,
I think it's for you guys to discuss
and figure out
if the project is right for you.
There's reasons to go,
and there's reasons to stay.
And I think Eli and I just need
to figure out
which one's the best for us.
'It's just been really,
like, an emotional roller-coaster.'
It was nice to get up to the villa
today, though, wasn't it?
Better than being sat here.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
The thing is, all the time
we're around the missus,
we're happy.
Yeah.
Apart from when she's saying
she doesn't like going down on me.
THEY LAUGH
Look at this. Stunning.
How beautiful is this?
Mountains. Boats. Stunning.
I know.
Back to just me and you.
Couldn't be any happier.
SHE CHUCKLES
So, go on,
tell me how you felt so far.
Cos that's Ultimately,
I just want you to be happy.
Some days are great,
and I really, like
I've had loads of fun
with the girls and stuff,
but then other parts I've found
really a lot harder than I expected,
being away from you and things
that have been thrown about.
I mean, I find the separation
very difficult.
I find the conditions
I'm living in very difficult.
And I feel like I can't be there
if you're not happy
or if someone says something
to you that you don't like.
It's hard living without you,
but obviously,
I'm not in horrible conditions.
But just being separated from you
I'm finding it difficult.
It just turns up my emotions more
when I do see you.
Although Eli's struggling here,
he said to me
that his number one priority
is me and trying to make me happy.
So it was nice to hear
that he was thinking of me.
You know, when I came into this
process, I didn't expect anything.
And I think I've come out
with a much bigger appreciation
of you and us than
I didn't think that was going
to happen, but it's happened.
Even just the last few days
of being here,
I feel like it has almost worked.
I don't know if it's the realisation
when we're not together that
how much we need to be together.
I am finding it too hard.
It's too much, emotionally, for me.
SHE SIGHS DEEPLY
I love you.
I love you.
HE CHUCKLES
HE EXHALES SHARPLY
It's fine. It's fine.
I love you so much.
I think it's the best thing.
Yeah.
OK.
It's too much, isn't it?
And yet we're leaving
with this complete changed dynamic
in our relationship.
Clearly, there was stuff
for me to work on,
and I think it's something
You know, this new thing
that I've learned about myself,
I can change and put
into practice straight away.
So I think that's a win-win,
in my in my opinion, anyway.
It's OK.
I haven't cried in 20 years.
THEY LAUGH
I've never seen you cry in my life.
It's OK.
It's a really hard decision to make,
and I was in two minds, but overall,
we thought it would be the
best decision for our relationship.
'Yeah, I feel like
I'm going to cry.'
SOFTLY: Sorry.
# But I think I'm lost
Without you #
Right, guys, I just want to say
thank you, Bayley,
for bringing
this bunch of cold beers.
OLIVIA ATTWOOD: After Bayley won
the compatibility test earlier,
the boys are relaxing
with his prize - some beers.
Cheers, boys.
Yeah, so, obviously,
I'm really happy
that I can bring the beers home
for the boys.
'We're grateful for that,
and it's well-needed.'
With the fallout
between the couples today,
it's also given the lads
an opportunity to clear the air.
What's happening, then?
Sorry about obviously that earlier.
Just fucking bit of a weird one,
I think.
Yeah, what's?
What's happened there?
You just kept changing your story.
You said one thing,
and then you said another thing,
and then you fucking try
and throw me under the bus!
If we're going to do this
No, no, no, no. Go on!
Is it my turn?
Yeah, yeah. Go on.
Are you sure it's my turn?
Yeah, because
So it's not my turn. Keep going.
No, no, you go.
First, if we're going to do this,
don't raise your voice, please.
Go on, then.
Yeah, I think obviously, I
I'm fuming about it.
I know.
I do get that.
You could've caused a big problem.
OK. I'll speak to you later.
Come on.
No, no, I'll carry on.
You're not going to sit next to me
and shout at me like that.
Yeah, I think
OK, I'll calm down.
I'm not sticking up for him.
But it was his girlfriend
who said it and not him.
Yeah. To be fair, I will say
that it wasn't really you.
I apologise for that.
I'll let you two finish this chat
alone.
But I just want to say sorry.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I want to say sorry.
I hope you're all right.
No, we're cool. Thank you.
I want an apology, and that's it.
You're not going to get any apology
from me
because I have nothing
to apologise for. OK.
I don't think that the way
you conducted yourself today
was the right way to do.
Not being funny -
I'm the nicest person ever.
I beg to differ, after today.
You clearly saw me
as an easy target.
If that's how you feel,
thank you for letting me know.
But unfortunately, us going forward,
I won't be able to communicate
with you.
I never had no problem with you.
Yeah, me neither.
I thought you were a good fella.
Well, I guess we're just
very different, then, Tom.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Because I will never, ever
be taken for a mug, ever.
Same.
And there we go, then.
There we go.
That's done then, innit?
Yeah, I guess so.
OK, cool.
I was ready to move on, though.
I wanted to shake hands,
get an apology,
but unfortunately,
Viktor wasn't ready to do so,
so that's up to him.
You OK?
Yeah, just tired.
Oh, we all are.
I think we're gonna have
an early night. We are.
For sure.
Oh, here she comes.
Oh, she's here.
Hello.
Did you have the best time?
Yeah, it was nice
just to get out of
Was it nice?
..the villa.
Did you have a good chat?
Yeah, a really good chat.
Come to terms
with the whole situation?
Yeah. Cut to the chase.
I'm gonna leave tonight, so
No, I don't want you to leave.
Anna, no!
Are you actually leaving?
Yeah.
Have you both come to the decision?
Yeah.
I think it's just a bit too much
at the minute.
Oh, don't cry, please.
I felt like it was
the right decision for me,
and for me and Eli,
and for Eli as well.
And he found it harder
than everyone thought, too.
So it does feel like
the right thing to do.
Oh, don't get upset.
I just didn't want her to go.
SHE SNIFFLES
Literally been my best friend
in here.
We can all have a group hug.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
I've cried loads.
Honestly, I've not stopped crying.
CARLY: 'I feel like it was meant
to be for her to meet us girls.
'So I'm actually so grateful
that we've met her.'
And I do truly feel like
she's grown so much
in, like, just
such a short period of time.
Yeah.
You'll see me as soon as you're out.
I'll be at the airport with a sign.
THEY GIGGLE
I don't think I realised
how much of, like, an impact I made
on the other girls
and how much I meant to them.
They were so upset with me leaving.
Oh, yeah, lads, so,
who has the funniest chat up line?
If you were a bogey,
I'd pick you first.
THEY LAUGH
Are you my homework?
Cos I want to do you all night.
THEY LAUGH
Oi, oi!
All right, boys. All right?
You're back.
You're back.
I went for a date with Anna.
Did it go well or?
Yeah, no, no, it went lovely,
but I've just been, you know,
discussing things with her.
We both decided that
we just wanna call it a day.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you both all right, like?
Yeah, we just think
it's the right thing to do.
I had a great time.
I've loved meeting you all.
And, you know,
it's been good, but
As long as it's the best thing
for you two, you know what I mean?
I think it's the best thing to do.
I think everybody knew this day
was gonna come,
because we know Eli couldn't stand
the conditions in Bro Zone.
All right, bring it bring it in.
Safe, boys.
Boys, it's been a pleasure, son.
Yeah, and I'll see you
on the other side.
It was a bit of a mixed emotion
hearing that Eli's leaving.
But if that's what they need to do
for their relationship,
I wish him the best.
Damn!
I felt I learned a lot, and I came
out with a lot from the process.
'We've got to just be
a bit more true to our feelings
'and communicate even better
than we have been in the past.
'So to take it any further, it's not
really necessary for me now.'
And I think
I think it's the right thing to do.
That means extra
extra beers for me. Yeah.
# I believed in happiness #
ANNA: I'll see you all very soon,
I'm sure.
Bye, Anna.
It's very long distance.
JORDI: 'I'm just really, really
gonna miss her.'
And I just hope, like,
everything we've spoke to her about
and everything, like,
she's learned from us.
I just hope she takes that with her.
SHE SNIFFLES
And, yeah,
I just really want her to be happy.
I love you!
Bye!
Bye!
Pretty girl.
It was like
the Spice Girls breaking up,
and I was Scary Spice,
crying my eyes out.
You do look nice!
You look stunning!
THEY LAUGH
It's not too short either!
THEY LAUGH
# Pull me back in. #
MUSIC: 'Hard To Handle'
by Otis Redding
Oh!
Three Come on, get to five.
Three and a half.
Four. Four and a quarter.
THEY LAUGH
'Bro Zone is one bad boyfriend
lighter this morning.
'But for the rest,
there's still lots of work to do.
'And with another test looming,
'I'm going to give them something
to think about.'
MEGAPHONE FEEDBACK
What?
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
OVER SPEAKER: 'Hi, boys. It's Liv.'
I hope you had a lovely night.
I have a little dilemma for you.
'I've got a huge load
of washing from the girls
'that needs doing by hand.'
As long as it's their underwear,
I don't mind.
Or you can sneak out of Bro Zone
and head to a local taverna
for some beers,
and the girls can stay stinky.
'The choice is yours.'
Sorry, the girls can stay stinky.
Yeah!
I know they've got bare clothes.
Yeah! They have got bare clothes.
We've not washed ours once.
This is about us.
It's about us at the end of the day.
Let's think logically. Are they
gonna know we made this choice?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think
they'd want us to do it.
You know what I mean?
We'll go and have a pint.
Let's take it to a vote.
Who thinks we should get out of
Bro Zone and sack that washing off?
THEY LAUGH
Oh, shit.
THEY CHEER
# Come here, rude boy, boy
Can you get it up?
# Come on, rude boy, boy
Is you big enough? #
I want to show to Lans
that I can do all the washing,
but come on, I'm always gonna be
wanting a beer in a "tavernia".
Boys, let's have a cheers anyway.
Let's have a cheers.
To Bro Zone.
Bro Zone! Boys!
So, do you reckon, obviously, by us
choosing this over girls' clothes,
we're gonna have a consequence?
There's no such thing
as a free meal, lads.
Let's just enjoy it.
It might not happen again.
Blaming Tom.
Blaming Tom.
MUSIC: 'Flowers'
by Miley Cyrus
'Back at the house,
'Maria and Lana are revisiting
yesterday's argument.'
MARIA: What was all that about,
then?
Obviously, it was mad shocking.
I was like, "What the hell?"
We was both heated. We were both
protecting our boyfriends.
We shouldn't let this get
in between us.
There shouldn't be tension,
and we need to kind of let this go.
But that's the thing, though,
like, you're the one
that came over
In that moment
Can I finish talking? Sorry.
It would have been nice
to kind of just be like,
"Oh, Victor, let me talk to you."
Or whatever.
And then they could have
squashed it themselves,
not getting us involved
at the end of the day.
I just feel like us girlfriends
shouldn't be falling out.
Should we hug now?
Yeah, man.
Let's hug. Let's hug it out.
'I see Lana for who she is.'
I'll be civil with you, man.
I'll be civil.
But that's all you're gonna get
from me.
Hi, boys!
Hello?
Where are they?
They've fucked off.
Leave you a little note, actually.
They literally deserve everything.
Dick heads.
Oh, I'm so angry.
I broke my fucking chalk.
MUSIC: 'Hold On, I'm Comin"
by Sam & Dave
Ooh!
That was about three.
That was nice.
What's the longest
you've ever been without sex?
Mine's probably two or three weeks.
Three weeks.
Probably about two week.
Me, I need that break.
Otherwise,
if you're getting it all the time,
like every single day,
it's just the norm, innit?
That's mental.
I'd want three.. I'd want two a day.
Two a day?! Two a day.
Yeah.
He's a machine, isn't he?
Like, I think two or three a day
is healthy and great.
Me and Liily have an amazing
sex life. It's definitely exciting.
How do you guys know, like,
when your man wants to get naughty
and stuff like that?
Bayley actually puts his phone down
and pays attention to me.
THEY LAUGH
What about you?
Reuben just starts, like,
grabbing me up and stuff like that,
slapping my ass,
but he wants it all the time.
Does he?
Yeah. Literally, yeah.
No, honestly, like, he
He's a raunchy.
He has an addiction, I think.
THEY LAUGH
Honestly, I love him. He's a cutie,
and he's just so loving.
He just wants to be with me
all day, every day.
And I love that.
I'll be in bed,
and I can feel Ryan like
Humping
Like humping me.
I'm like, fuck off.
Here we go.
Tom, do you not think
there's gonna be a consequence
you having sex with Carly
the other night?
Not really because obviously,
one of the things I needed
to improve on were foreplay.
And there were a lot of foreplay.
RUBEN APPLAUDS
So technically,
I've improved as a boyfriend.
Yeah, he's getting there.
It's done him the world of good.
Yeah, but then after
you'd slept together,
we had the challenge
where it was truth and dare.
She said she didn't like going down.
I didn't understand it, though.
She wanted foreplay from you.
But she didn't do it with me.
So I can't fucking win.
Doesn't even makes sense, does it?
What the fuck am I meant to do?
Is it nice there?
Yeah, I know. I was literally,
like, in the last bit of sun.
Hi, girls!
I come bringing gifts.
Hello! Yay!
LANA: Oh, thank God.
CHEERING
I thought you might need a drink.
For sure! Oh, definitely.
We do after last night.
It made me very happy
that Olivia bought wine.
That's the end of the story.
How are you doing, girls?
Big day yesterday. Jesus.
Anna and Eli have left.
They've left the villa.
We was not prepared. Like,
we was just all so heartbroken.
Are you upset, Jorge?
I feel like I'm gonna go cry.
You just feel a bit guilty as well.
Go on. Tell me why.
Just because obviously I voiced
quite a lot of my opinions to Eli,
and I didn't really think about
how that was gonna
have an impact on Anna.
Like, I think you said it
because she was your mate. Yeah.
And everything you said,
I think it's opened his eyes
to maybe some stuff
that he was sort of naive to. Yeah.
Right, a lot of you are here
for the same reasons.
Trust issues, some cheating.
In this day and age
where we're glued to our phones,
and there's just
so much opportunity to cheat,
where do you stand
on messages and DMs?
It's just weird. Like,
why are you entertaining a girl?
Like, it doesn't really make sense.
Ryan likes girls photos in bikinis,
in underwears,
and it's just embarrassing.
He doesn't slide into girl's DMs
because I would actually kill him.
I feel like it's not the DM-ing
as such that's cheating,
I feel like it's the intention
behind it.
It's like
what are you trying to activate?
What are you trying to achieve?
JORDI: 'Sam gets a lot of attention
on social media,
'but he always tells me
that he ignores them.'
But I've never actually looked.
Like I've never, ever
been on his social media,
so I have no idea
what he gets up to on there.
Where do you guys stand
in terms of, like, porn, OnlyFans?
Um
OLIVIA LAUGHS
SMIRKING
I check his bank statements.
If I ever checked his
bank statements and I saw OnlyFans,
I'll be fucking fuming.
I don't mind him watching porn,
but it gets weird
if you're subscribed to someone.
A specific person.
Go be with her. Why are you with me?
If I walked in on Sam watching porn,
I'd kick him out.
Really?!
Yeah.
ANYA: I agree.
Interesting! And you as well?
Yeah, like, why do you need to wank
watching some other girl?
Why not just have sex?
Me and Bayley,
we don't have that much sex.
So then why are you going
Sort yourself out.
That's Yeah, I get that.
That's why I'm not happy with it.
I always ask Brad.
I'd seen that he's
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, my God, he'd searched MILF,
and I was like
SHE COUGHS
I was like, "My God, oxygen!"
SQUEAKS: I was like, "Am I a MILF?"
And then he was like,
"No, I'm talking like way older."
I was like, "Whoa!"
Whoa.
Like 70. No, joking!
THEY LAUGH
There's no need for porn.
I can be your porn.
THEY LAUGH
Ooh!
Well, you guys have sex
three times a day, he said.
So, I mean, no need to watch porn.
How do you get anything done?
Everything is done.
Do you have a job?
Yeah. The energy is there.
RUBEN: Boys, who the fuck left
the chair in a tree?
What's going on here?
'It's been six hours since I set the
boys the dilemma of beer or laundry.
'And they're only
just sloping back to Bro Zone.'
Oi, here you are.
Who's written that?
"Your big trouble is Dick Hill."
"You're in big trouble."
Oh, no, no. "You're in big trouble.
PS Dick Hills."
"You're in big trouble.
PS dickheads."
Why would they be pissed off?
At what?
We took a boys' day
instead of cleaning their underwear.
Look at the conditions we live in,
and we can't even have
a little day out.
RUBEN: Here's the real problem,
says we're in trouble.
So what the fuck's gonna happen now?
Listen, at the end of the day,
we don't care.
Whatever Whatever punishment
she wants to throw at us,
chuck it our way
because it was worth it today.
# I don't like cricket
# Oh, no!
# I love it. #
THEY CHEER
# I don't like cricket #
THEY SCREAM
# I love it. #
# Buy yourself a dream.
How's it looking? #
'I'm starting to think
these guys might have more fun
'when they're apart.'
I'm having a great time.
No, today was a good day.
It's like having, like,
a girls' sleepover every night.
I think we needed today, though.
Yeah. No drama.
ALL: Cheers to no drama!
THEY LAUGH
'Time to put a stop to that
and bring them all back together.'
That is the drama!
What is that?
What's your little briefcase for?
I always wear a briefcase
with my outfits.
What are you talking about?
Oh, God.
Don't expect bad news.
It's all good.
Your boyfriends are on their way up.
Yay!
Yay!
Ooh, they're coming.
Oh, hello.
All right, girls.
Oi, oi!
Hello there.
Hello!
We've got some suntans going.
We have, haven't we?
Boyfriends, did you have fun today?
It was brilliant.
I had a great day.
Oh, did you, Tom?
Yeah, it was really good.
Went in the sea for a bit.
Yeah, I had a good day.
I did offer your boyfriends
the opportunity
to help some of your
extensive laundry that needs doing.
Or they had the option
to escape Bro Zone
and go to the local taverna
for beers.
Did you actually go to the beach?
Yeah, but they wanted us
to hand wash it.
So what, you said no?
I'm quite disappointed
cos the main reason he's here,
Ryan, is to help me around
with the house.
So this is a clear example
of you not doing that.
TUTTING
I'm sorry, Sapphia.
I hope your day off at the beach
was worth it.
This test is now going
to be really tough.
You can consider this punishment
for going out,
rather than doing
your girlfriend's washing.
This test is called
Inspect Your Gadget.
Oh, no.
There is no space for secrecy
in a healthy relationship.
Does this mean?
We're gonna go through their phones.
So
do any of you recognise these?
SHE GASPS
Tonight, I'm going to ask
are you prepared to hand over
your phone to your girlfriend?
If you do say yes,
your girlfriend has full range
to dig deep
and uncover whatever skeletons
may lie in your closet.
A bit mad this, innit?
I'm fucked.