Plan Coeur (2018) s01e04 Episode Script

No, no, no.
Victor is going to school, OK? Wait, he's not sick.
He's faking it again.
You tell him to stop this nonsense, OK? Voilà.
Thank you.
Call me back.
Au revoir.
What's going on? Looks like nobody wants to work today.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I'll refund you.
Next time, let me know beforehand.
I have a busy life.
And with her, you're hard? Who? Oh, no, no, no.
It's not about that.
It's OK, no big deal.
I better go to my Pilates class, that might help.
It won't happen again, I promise.
Well, I hope not.
I'm sure you don't have many regular clients like me.
Damn it! A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES THE LAME PLAN THE CRAZY PLAN THE BOOTY PLAN THE HOOK-UP PLAN Good morning.
- Elsa Payette? - Mm-hm.
There's no card.
Don't worry about it, I know exactly who it's from.
Thank you.
- Thank you, Daddy, for the flowers.
- As I say, screw that man! Ta-da! Oh - You're not working today? - No.
What about you? This afternoon, for a fashion magazine.
Why don't try to get a real job? Something solid, permanent.
Well, no time, I have my personal project.
You have your cream-puff bar, I have this, my vision board.
There are oranges and Louis XIV up there.
What's your project? A smoothie bar in Versailles? Uh no, that's I'm taking some time to build my project, actually.
With a credit score below zero? And you plan on crashing here much longer? Because this "Airbnbang" was fun but if I have to put up with your depression I have nowhere to go, Charlotte.
Chacha, are you there? - Yeah, hold on, I'll be right there! - Let me in! Hurry up, go hide in there! - I'm here, just getting changed.
- Hurry up! Quick! - All right! - I can't hold it.
- He's playing Candy Crush on the toilet! - Wait a second because Uh, all right, but make it quick because I'm running late.
It's OK, don't worry, I'll shut the door.
You're pushing it! You have a sink in your kitchen.
- You think she will get over the whore? - Yeah, let's talk about that tonight! Ah, by the way, we haven't slept for five days downstairs, are you shooting a porn movie? With your dad, right.
With lots of leather.
- Because he likes that, right? - You're so irritating sometimes.
- All right, see you tonight? - Yeah, yeah, see you tonight.
Oh, and clean Chips' cage, it smells freaking horrible.
Soon, it's going to stink in my house! Ugh.
- His name is Fish and Chips! - Doesn't make any difference.
All good! It's all good.
She's left now.
Are you OK? My puff business? Yeah? I lost everything.
- Wait, I don't get it.
- I fucked up.
I splurged on the company's card and the Chinese fucked me over on some fine prints in their contract.
I bottomed out, I'm broke.
But that's so unfair, it's your business! Come on, get out.
Man I'll bounce back.
Just don't tell our friends, OK? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So, what's the plan now? You keep sleeping with her but without being paid? You give a discount to your couple of athletes.
- What? - You do two for one.
Totally different, man.
No, no.
I fuck the woman while the guy watches us from his umpire's chair.
Game, sex and match.
You get it? Seriously, what's your plan? You going to tell her everything? In two days, this whole thing will be behind you.
I'm not sure, Chantal.
- This is all so weird to me.
- It's not! You had a good time, you're back in the game.
Had a little love story, that's good.
- You're not helping me? - Nuh-uh.
I saw him three times, it's not even a love story.
You know what? There was something about him.
Kind of spontaneous, unpredictable.
Hm.
Anyway.
All I know is, if I were dating you, I wouldn't move to Mulhouse.
- I think I'll call him Jules, you know? - No, you won't.
Elsa? Hey! How are you doing? Well, doing great.
We reached an agreement with the owner of the sports hall.
It's temporary but for now they're in a safe place.
Good! Um My wedding Ah! The girls told me, that's so great! I didn't know how to say this because, you know, lately you seemed a bit Oh, no, no! No, no! Because lately I've been dating a guy and so I turned the page, and now it's a new chapter from a new book now, you know? Good.
And boy, Gaïa is such a She's such a passionate person, she's curious.
Such a perfect match for you.
- Wow! Wow, wow, wow! - Yeah I hope you can both come to my birthday party.
Huh? I didn't think you had anything planned.
Not me but the girls do.
But it's a surprise so I'm not supposed to know.
- Mouth shut.
- Sure thing.
All right, got to go.
I'm busy to the max, Max.
OK, see you around.
Totally! Hugs and kisses! "Hugs and kisses"? "Hugs and kisses"? So, now, you're going to spend your day being a depressed model, is that it? Yeah.
"Yeah.
" Look at me.
"Last night, I was a homeless dude.
And here I am now standing on this beautiful boat and sipping Martinis with famous people.
" - Why were you homeless? What are - Shush! "Life's a fucking awesome gift, dude.
So, enjoy it, Rose.
" You're not making any sense, what are you talking about? That's the scene I chose for my acting class.
Titanic.
Leo's character.
Ring a bell? You two are the same.
See, Elsa is on the upper deck, there, you're at the bottom, in the hold, with rats.
Wasn't it "the most beautiful love story of all time"? Hold on, remember what happens to him on that crate? Come on, stop it.
Everyone knows two people could fit on that crate.
I think you are going to sink.
It's up to you, man.
BIZET HOSPITAL What's taking so long? Is he telling them they're having a dwarf? - Hey, Milou, come on! - Seriously! WAITING ROOM I see it's not just a myth, nurses are freaking hot.
I won't let you go back to work.
Freaking hot, freaking hot Come on, she's not that Some are way hotter.
For real? - Good morning.
- Ah! Hello! I imagine it's a rollercoaster at home at the moment.
- No.
- Really? You're lucky, then.
Yeah.
- Want to find out? - No! Ha.
- You'll change your mind.
It's typical.
- No, not us, we want to wait.
Any preference? - Yeah, a girl.
- A boy.
- We agreed on a boy.
- You agreed on a boy.
I want a girl.
A boy.
Goodbye, Jules.
Oh, please, not Jules! Oh, he's sucking his thumb! Aw, she's such a little cutie! - Look at that! - Oh, yeah! - Thanks.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
I could have had this baby with Jules maybe.
Well, he's not yours.
He left, that's it, you need to accept that.
- That was not the point anyway.
- Yeah, right.
- The point of what? - The point was to Hello.
Weren't you leaving today? - Now I'm staying.
- How come you're staying? Yeah! That's right.
The guy is supposed to leave and he ends up staying.
What a liar! These are my friends, don't worry about them.
Milou, Chacha, Jules.
Jules, Chacha, Milou.
- They are a bit weird sometimes.
- I see that.
- Hey, friends.
- Yeah, hey, pleasure, yeah.
- You have a minute? - Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
OK.
- You explain what's up with your pal? - Hey, shut up.
He's not my pal! - Maybe she paid him? - No way.
He's going to blackmail us.
Should we kill him? - Oh la la! - And so? He's coming tonight.
My place.
He's coming for dinner.
Daddy went to a yoga retreat so - What? - It's fine.
- He can do his yoga, right? - What about the Mu-losers? The Mulhousians, the kids from Mulhouse? - Who's going to teach them stuff? - Not in the budget.
They had to cut jobs.
Bureaucracy, you know.
- Pure coincidence.
- Right.
- He's mega cute! - Yeah - Uh, he looks better in pictures.
- Yeah, I agree.
- No, no, no.
- Honestly.
- He's mega cute, you're so wrong.
- No.
Hey! - What are you doing here? - How are you? Wow! Very pretty.
It's kind of tight, though, maybe too slutty.
He's here? No, not yet, but he'll be here in five minutes so if you could just get the hell out.
Just you know that velvet dress you borrowed from me? - The one from eight years ago? - Yeah.
Can I get it back? - You mean tonight? - Yeah, I'm so sorry.
But it's still your size? Hm, yeah, why not? I mean, considering, um - I don't see your point.
- Milou, you're a real pain, you know! - So, did you find it? - Yes, I did! - This one? - Yeah.
- OK, here you go.
- This is lovely Honey, you know what? I saw him very quickly earlier, can I say hi No way, Milou! - It's so pretty, I love the glasses.
- Thank you.
- OK, take it, here.
- Just one thing.
Just one last thing.
Remember, men shouldn't get it all too soon.
- You need to keep a bit of mystery.
- OK, sounds good.
Great, all right, awesome.
- You good? - Yeah, right, absolutely.
- See you! - Too tight.
Ah! - Hello.
- Hello.
- How are you? - Great.
- Here, I brought this.
- Thank you.
The fox is in the henhouse, I repeat, the fox is in the henhouse.
Here we go.
And what do we do if things don't go well? - Follow him.
- My license isn't valid, you know.
I can rent this thing but I can't drive it.
What? Uh, yeah.
It's really simple.
- I'm happy to be here.
- It's so weird.
Doesn't it feel like it's the first time we're seeing each other? Yes, you're right.
- This thing works great, right? - Mm-hm.
Actually, I could leave the kid at home and go out for drinks.
- No one does that, Emilie.
- If I go nearby.
Côtes du Rhône, I love that.
INCOMING CALL: ANTOINE - You want some? - This looks amazing.
- You made all this? - Yeah.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a cook.
But my mom felt it was degrading so she never encouraged me.
Everything I do is degrading to her.
Anyway, you always wanted to teach? Hm.
When I was a kid, my parents thought I'd become a writer.
Or travel the world, giving talks on intellectual topics.
They never had access to education so it was very important to them.
- And then - Hm, not bad.
my father died when I started college.
And so my mum had to pay off his debts with her salary as a she's a caretaker.
So I started working to help out.
I am so sorry.
No, don't be sorry.
I love my job.
I don't regret a thing.
That's how it is.
My mom is amazing.
She literally sacrificed everything for me so now it's my turn.
- Shall we start? - Yeah.
OK, great.
This man is so good! Yeah, right! Those are not my lines, that's his own thing.
- For real? - Yeah.
Oh, what a pain! Daddy's recipe.
Buon appetito! What about you? How did you land at City Hall? By plane.
- Ah! - Just kidding.
Oh, my God, you suck! - Lame! - He finds its funny, he really does! No, no, I got the job thanks to my ex.
I started with tons of dreams No! She's talking about her ex, he's not going to like it.
Charlotte, we don't want it to go well, remember? - Right.
- Why are you whispering? - I'm not! - You are! - Fine, I'll stop.
- Stop it! Yes, OK! So, Jules you need to tell me the truth now.
- The truth about what? - You're hiding something.
- Hey, whoa, what are you doing? - Excuse me, all right.
- What? - Yeah, what? Come on! Why don't you tell me that my osso buco is disgusting? Oh! Fuck me! Damn, I almost got a heart attack from that shit! Oh, God! - You freaked out.
- Yeah, a little bit.
- I mean, not your best one but - Absolutely inedible! It's awful! - But I kept eating it.
- Yeah.
It proves how much I like you.
- Now he's really hitting on her.
- Oh, yeah.
Sorry about earlier, it was a bit awkward.
My friends are overprotective sometimes.
- Means it's a strong friendship.
- Yeah.
I love them like sisters but, sometimes, their "too-much-ness" is tough.
Like, Charlotte is super funny but a bit out of touch.
And Milou, she's quite a control freak, it can be annoying.
What? Control freak? That's bullshit! And me, I'm out of touch? What does that mean, to be out of touch? I'd rather be out of touch than in too much touch.
- Yeah, right.
That's right.
- She's making a fool of herself.
Out of touch - So, you used to live here as a kid? - Yeah.
I grew up then went away then I came back, game over.
It happens sometimes.
And I live with my Dad as a roommate at 30 years old.
It's just weird to come back to the place where we used to be all together, as a family, with my sister, my mom.
- Your mom lives alone? - My mom is kind of unique.
Why? Well I feel bad saying that but I think I never felt love from my mom.
She always preferred my sister because my sister is much more more everything.
At least, that's what my mom thinks, and so do I.
Damn it.
Been a long time since she mentioned that.
For real? She tells me all the time.
- What's going on now? - Doesn't work? Oh, man! Oh, no! - So, wait, um Let's - Yes? Excuse me, are you taking this car? Because it's the last one.
- Sorry.
- That's right.
Damn it! - We should hang up now.
- No! What? - You're disgusting! - I'm not, I'm protecting my friend! - He could hurt her? - One never knows.
At any time, he could have an impulse - You know? - Who do you fuck? Come on with your tits now, you would.
- I can't, it was way - Everyone could see.
Wow! I'll leave now.
WILL YOU TELL DADDY YOU WANT TO MARRY HIM PLEASE? - Hello.
- Hello.
Where were you? I called you so many times.
With Charlotte.
Kind of a long story.
Well, I kind of waited for you.
I wanted to mark the occasion.
- Yeah, I see that.
- What do you think? Uh, you dared move my desk for that.
We're going to have a baby.
Maybe it's time to make it official, right? - Make what official? - Well, us.
Emilie will you marry me? I know you weren't expecting it but No, I was not expecting this.
Just because I'm pregnant, we don't have to get married.
- You don't want to? - No, it's not even a matter of wanting it.
What are these stupid commitments? We're way above that.
We are committed, Milou, we're going to have a baby.
I don't understand.
Yeah, I see that, yeah.
- You don't love me? - Of course I love you but - But? What's your problem? - Ah! You mean that I'm the problem? Antoine Charlotte, it's me, open up! - Antoine? What's wrong? - Can I sleep here tonight, please? What? Wait, hold on, tell me why.
- Wait, hold on! - Damn! Fish and Chips! What's that? - Well - We wanted to tell you, man.
Shut up.
What's that? Come on, Antoine, I'm an adult, I don't need to justify myself, I mean Now get your stuff and get lost.
- Come on! - Get the fuck out! Stop it, Antoine! - I'm naked! - Get the fuck out! - You bastard! - What the fuck, dude? Hold on, here you go.
Great! Are you happy now? Feel like you're in charge? Can't stand up to your girlfriend so you take it out on us? She said no.