Prank or Tank (2023) s01e04 Episode Script

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Escorpión Dorado and Facundo
will face each other
in ten extreme challenges
across the country.
These challenges have been created
by iconic people from their past.
Like Kunno, who comes to get revenge
for all the bullying from Escorpión.
I came to get revenge on Escorpión
and make him suffer.
And, of course,
to have some fun with Facundo.
The winner of each challenge
will be awarded money
that will later be donated to a charity.
But the loser will suffer
a humiliating and painful punishment.
Asshole!
This is Prank or Tank.
PRANK OR TANK
After flying through the air,
juggling with food,
and surviving hypothermia,
Facundo and Escorpión are tied.
They each have 150,000 pesos.
If Escorpión wins,
his money will go
to the foundation Por un Hogar,
which offers thanatological support
to patients in public hospitals.
If Facundo ends up winning,
his donation will go to Natura Mexicana,
which helps preserve nature.
Get ready because the competition
is getting tougher
and it can't end in a tie.
SAN CRISTÓBAL DE LAS CASAS
I LOVE YOU
SANCRIS
I wanna take you to a cool place.
Sure. We should've gone yesterday,
but you left me hanging all night.
In case you forgot,
this is how the children's party ended
in the last episode.
Jaime?
Who'll get me down?
-It is what it is.
-No.
Stop recording me, asshole.
I'm gonna confiscate a local lady.
She'll be my souvenir.
Something typical from here. A citizen.
What, a beer? Of course!
Hold this, jerk. Let's go.
-Wait.
-Where's the beer?
-I just got him out of rehab.
-Come on, asshole.
This guy knows what he's talking about.
Now what?
What's up? Come, sit down.
Have you seen Facundo?
Have you seen Facundo?
A bald guy. He looks anorexic,
like he'll break apart at any moment.
Excuse me, have you seen Facundo?
-What's up, Escorpión?
-What the hell, man?
-What?
-I've been looking for you.
I saw you there and thought,
"This isn't for me."
I had better stuff to do
instead of going on with that thing.
-Look, asshole, it's healing.
-Because I got good aim.
-What's that?
-A message.
-Who's it from?
-Kunno.
-Kunno's your friend?
-No.
-Then?
-Well, he has my number.
Hi, Escorpión and Facundo. How's it going?
I'm in shock with your competition
and I actually have
two indecent challenges for you,
and a punishment
to test your concentration.
No, relax.
I know it's hard for you two
to concentrate and stay still.
So, are you in for the prank or
three-way kiss?
I'll wait for you here.
I'll send you the location.
I'm Kunno, better known
as Papi Kunno on social media.
Name: Kunno.
AKA: Papi Kunno.
Challenges: Concentration.
Reason for revenge: Spite.
Kunno might have beauty, fame,
and millions of online followers,
but he doesn't have Escorpión's love.
Grudge level: Seven.
Escorpión publicly humiliated me
many times on social media`
and he never fulfilled my fantasy
of letting me be with him
with his mask on.
-Here's your chest.
-Oh, man.
Great, every reality show
uses the same chest.
The survival ones, the ones in cities
-What's this?
-No idea, sir.
-Another pillow? I'll sit on you.
-No, sir. Excuse me.
-It's a raft for the rapids.
-No.
They're clearly sweet potatoes in a crate.
You're still hungry, right?
Want some breakfast?
Where can we buy
some sweet potatoes or a raft?
The coast?
I think it's that way. Let's see.
We travel from San Cristóbal to Chicoasén,
where Kunno's got a challenge
that's wetter
than any of his dreams about Escorpión.
I just want to make a deal with you.
When I think about it,
the truth is that I'll miss you
because you'll probably die first.
So, I don't want to be
on bad terms with you.
Just don't cheat in the next challenge.
Enough, dude.
-I was simply better at it.
-No fucking way.
-This way. I'm an expert.
-It's the only path here.
But I recognize that plant there.
We're somewhere in Chiapas in the jungle,
by a river.
We're here for our next challenge
and I think it involves canoes.
Obviously, I'm gonna win. Obviously.
-Wait, I just got a message.
-What does it say?
Hi, pretty boys. How are you?
Let me explain the challenge.
You'll get on a kayak
CHALLENGE: AQUA BEERS
and navigate the rapids with a container
full of beer on your heads.
Whoever manages to stay still, balanced,
and focused to get to the end of the ride
with the most beer, will be the winner.
Don't let me down. See you soon.
Easy! You gonna lose again?
Aqua beers!
Unsteady rafts, a wild river,
and two idiots struggling
not to spill the beer.
What could go wrong? Everything!
So we hired two instructors
to ensure the show goes on.
My name's Marco Antonio,
also known as the Baby.
Name: Marco Antonio.
AKA: The Baby.
Profession: Expert in rapids.
He's not a baby.
I choose Facundo
because he never sent his regards
and now he'll pay for that.
My name's Eloy.
I have 20 years of experience.
And I'm ready for adventure.
Name: Eloy.
Profession: Baby's friend.
Philosophy: Live for today, not tomorrow.
I'll be with Escorpión.
We'll see how it goes.
No way! You're terrible
at pouring beer, Eloy.
You can learn from Marco.
Why would Kunno send
two sexy guys to a place like this?
I guess he wants us to get wet
one way or another.
Let's go!
Damn it!
Holy shit!
My fucking balance! God-like balance!
I'm perfect! I'm my own fucking creation!
Omnipresent, all-powerful,
and always erect!
My fans know I can't die.
Legends live forever.
-Careful!
-What are you doing, man?
-Fuck, we're approaching the rapids.
-Get him!
-Get him!
-I'm trying!
Come on, asshole!
-We managed to make him spill a bit.
-You too, you idiot!
Mine's full, dude.
-Sure, with my fucking jizz.
-The belly.
This battle made me thirsty.
It's really hard to have
a lager on your head
and not have a sip.
Get closer.
Fuck you, asshole!
Son of a bitch.
You caught me off guard, man!
SAVAGE
HI
Fuck you, asshole!
-You broke my cup, asshole!
-That's not true. I didn't touch it!
I wanted to play fair.
Keep the fair play,
but I realized that with Facundo
you can't show an ounce of sportsmanship.
Now we're in the rapids!
Help me, I can't swim!
You're filling the fucking
-You're filling the
-I'll make you spill it.
Fucking traitor, man!
Are you kidding?
He still has some beer left.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah!
I'm winning today's challenge, dude.
It looked like
Facundo had already lost the challenge,
but wait
I'm not here to have fun. I'm here to win.
What's that smell? It's like
-Like victory, right?
-Yeah.
Don't spill your beer, man.
You don't have to be
a fucking judge or a scientist
to realize that we won.
Oh, please. Come on, dude.
Not even with your lowest,
vilest tricks
-What?
-can you win, asshole.
See anything strange?
-The consistency.
-Spilling beer, are we?
-Gentlemen. Hi, Mr. Escorpión.
-Why are you here?
-I'm helping you.
-I spent this whole time
looking for the damn
I was waiting for you here.
-Mr. Facundo, how are you?
-Fine.
-Your beer looks good.
-There it is.
-Really good.
-Okay.
-What's that?
-It's Mr. Facundo's beer.
-That's not beer.
-Look.
You're telling me there was
a light one and a dark one?
Mine was light.
Hey, how did Facundo refill his cup?
What did I miss?
I think it's time to switch my beer
from one container to another.
Because we're almost there.
There was plenty of beer.
He's acting fishy.
I don't know what he's up to.
It looks like we got
a good amount in our container.
-Wait.
-Let me try.
Let the intern try them.
-What's this?
-Tell us.
But I am a minor
Drink! You're not a minor,
you're a grown-up. What is it?
-It's beer, sir.
-Beer. Okay.
-And this one?
-What is it?
-Drink up.
-It's also beer.
-You're the intern.
-What is it, intern?
-What is it, intern?
-It's beer.
It's beer, dude.
-Gentlemen. Mr. Facundo, Mr. Escorpión.
-Thanks.
As you can clearly see,
-Mr. Facundo's cup's got more liquid
-For sure.
to the finish line.
But after drinking
from Mr. Facundo's cup
-What was it?
-and realizing that, indeed, it's piss,
Mr. Facundo is disqualified
and the winner is Mr. Escorpión.
-Hell yeah! My hairy chest!
-Congrats.
-In your fucking face, asshole!
-Cheers.
-Cheers. I hope you get diarrhea.
-Okay.
-Whatever.
-Cheers!
Although Facundo tried really hard to win,
he was disqualified.
Escorpión's the winner and he adds
50,000 more pesos to his account.
Look, a message from Kunno.
Let's hear it.
I see it all went as I expected.
You still have another challenge.
Here's the location.
Don't take long, I'm waiting. Hurry!
-Here's the location. And the clue?
-Just a moment, gentlemen.
Of course. This chest is for you.
And that's not all.
-What's in it?
-Just a second.
Fuck that, man.
What the hell is that?
-No idea. And these suits.
-Why so many bugs?
-Dude, look at that bug.
-No way.
-Careful!
-Shit!
This is for you, sir.
-And this one's yours.
-What's this?
No idea. Put them on
and I'll see you over there, okay?
-Excuse me.
-Okay.
Does Kunno want us
in his fashion show or what?
I'm in.
I think that, if Kunno planned
something devious,
it's because he has
a grudge against Escorpión.
Here's the location.
This way.
What's with this clue?
I'm not eating bugs!
Just so you know.
After that bitter moment, literally,
Escorpión and Facundo
travel to Chiapa de Corzo,
where the mighty Kunno awaits.
-I think it's here with all the
-There, where he's dancing. Just look.
The bling-bling.
-How are you guys? How did it go?
-All right.
-Actually, so-so.
-Welcome. I'm excited for what's coming.
Escorpión publicly humiliated me
many times on social media
and he never fulfilled my fantasy
of letting me be with him
with his mask on.
Since I can't have his worm in my face,
I'll throw some at his.
Let's start the second challenge.
Bugathon.
BUGATHON
For this challenge, we got
millions of insects and two animals.
Now then. I ask a question.
If you get it right,
the other one's punished.
Get it wrong, you're punished.
I get the bugs.
-You get them.
-No fucking way.
I'll have bugs crawling on my face?
Who agreed to that?
You've had worse stuff on your face.
Let's get started.
You won the last challenge,
so you can choose who goes first.
-I'll start.
-Okay.
-Give me a number from 1 to 24.
-Ten!
The question is:
"If 50 is 100%,
how much is 50%?"
-Twenty-five.
-Oh, I love it!
-Are all the questions that easy?
-Yup.
Yes. The goal is to throw bugs on you.
These are zophobas.
What are zophobas?
-Feel them, enjoy them.
-Not on my head, dude!
That's gross, man!
-They look like little shrimp.
-They're getting everywhere!
-I love it when they get into places.
-Eight!
I didn't even ask you
what number you want.
Eight! They're biting my head!
-Okay.
-I hate zophobas!
"Who's the richest man in the world?"
-Me.
-No.
-It's me!
-Incorrect!
Hey! I'm rich and delicious!
Fuck, those bugs hop!
CRICKETS
They're hopping.
-Escorpión, your turn.
-Number four.
-I'll get on all fours.
-No!
"What's Juan Gabriel's real name?"
-Mr. Aguilera.
-Wrong.
Alberto Valadez!
-Thanks. Throw more at him.
-Wait, what's that? Wait!
-Suffer.
-Fuck! Fuck!
CRICKETS
Time to hop!
-Enjoy it.
-What's this shit?
-Does it feel nice?
-No!
Some are getting out
and crawling down my back.
-What's this shit?
-Facundo?
-One.
-"Who said, 'You fucking cripple'?"
It was Itatí Cantoral!
-Lovely.
-That was easy.
Eat bugs, bitch!
Cockroaches! Thank God
I didn't get the roaches!
Give me your mom's roach.
AMERICAN
COCKROACH
Fuck.
They're crawling into his mouth!
Fuck, they're getting in!
-They're getting in!
-It feels cool.
They're getting in!
Escorpión, "How many months have 28 days?"
One, just one.
February.
-February.
-Wrong. They all have 28 days.
-Take that! Tricky question!
-As a TikToker, I knew it.
-You fell for the tricky question!
-Punishment.
Fuck!
-More cockroaches!
-They're getting out!
LOBSTER
COCKROACH
These roaches are different.
I hate this shit!
Okay, you lost, beautiful. Facundo.
"What's the most populated country
in the world?"
-China!
-No! No!
-More cockroaches!
-More cockroaches for Escorpión!
GERMAN
COCKROACH
One got away.
My eye!
-Escorpión, a number.
-Twenty-four.
-Give it to me!
-"A white horse
"went into the Black Sea.
How'd it come out?"
-Wet!
-Shit!
Well done!
-No way!
-Allow me, Mr. Facundo.
LOBSTER
COCKROACH
Those crawl up!
It's gross. Dude, they bite!
-Okay.
-It's gross.
This one's nice.
-"How old is Chabelo?"
-Old as hell!
Bring in the mealworms, please.
-How old is he?
-Eighty-seven.
MEALWORMS
It's disgusting, man. Worms.
If you were wondering how Facundo
would look with hair, there he is.
Hurry up with the next one!
-Escorpión.
-Yeah.
"Where was Justin Bieber discovered?"
I know it, I'm a TikToker.
On YouTube, dude!
-Fuck yeah!
-Okay. Yeah.
-Right. Facundo, you lost.
-Fuck yeah!
-Where do you want them?
-On the side.
-Okay.
-No, this is
MEALWORMS
Okay, and now we have
the element of surprise.
No, dude!
My baby. A lot of my best friends
are just like her.
Okay, Facundo, "How much
is one fourth of a third?"
A fourth?
-I wanna put it on your head.
-They're crawling up.
-A sixth.
-No. A twelfth.
-Obviously. Everyone knows that.
-Obviously.
Facundo, I'm sorry to say that you lost
-and you'll get my surprise.
-You really gonna do that?
-Sure. It's so ugly.
-Those things bite.
-No, no, no. Kunno, no.
-I hope it bites and kills you.
No, Kunno. No, dude, no. Concentrate.
-Son of a Its little feet.
-Let it go!
There it is.
Don't move, it can kill you!
-It's beautiful.
-You'll die if it bites you!
-Please, don't hurt me.
-Escorpión, congratulations.
-You won this challenge.
-Fuck yeah! My hairy chest!
I'm your prize.
It's over! Help me!
This is over!
Escorpión stung Facundo
and annihilated him.
Our masked hero wins again,
adding 50,000 more pesos to his account.
I was actually shocked
that they turned out to be
bigger pussies than me.
I thought I was going to cry,
so seeing them
act like that was incredible.
I got bugs everywhere!
I'll take my bugs
and meet you at the punishment.
The god of the Internet wins again
and ridicules that fucking smug old man.
Just have a look.
Now you know who's got a bigger dick.
What's this shit, dude?
Fuck it, I'm getting in the water.
It wasn't a good day for Facundo.
He lost both challenges
and now it's time for his punishment.
Punishment!
Come on, take it easy.
It won't hurt.
Okay, it will, but you'll like it.
Knowing Kunno, I think he's prepared
some form of torture.
It feels like the Inquisition.
-What's up, Kunnito?
-Ready for your punishment?
I'm excited because I think it's
the first time they'll try hot chilis.
We'll find out now.
Have you ever had hot peppers?
Well, yeah.
Pasilla chili
I've tried many chilis.
Different shapes, colors, flavors.
-Okay. This one's heavy, right?
-It's the spiciest one in the world.
That's Carolina Reaper.
Carolina Reaper,
the hottest chili in the world.
Scientific name: Capsicum Chinense.
Spiciness level:
2.48 million Scoville heat units.
Five times hotter than a habanero.
Irritation level: Hellish!
-Am I gonna throw up?
-One!
At least take off the stem.
-A fresh one.
-Take the stem off.
-There.
-No.
-Enough, dude.
-A lovely couple. So it has more flavor.
-Can't I just eat the worms?
-No, the worm is for me.
So they can be together.
You'll end up in a hospital,
but we'll pay.
We'll treat you.
We still have more episodes.
-Oh, no.
-You're kidding.
-It looks delicious.
-No.
-It smells like a death trap.
-Okay, you ready for this?
I don't know, man.
-Let's see.
-Smell it.
When I smelled it,
I could feel my throat itch.
I started coughing
and felt I had to sneeze.
-Don't be an asshole.
-All right, man.
I can feel the poison in my throat.
Cheers, baby. Just a little sip,
-or you can down it all.
-No, no.
Take a big gulp, a mouthful.
You even have cheerleaders, Facundo.
Facundo! Facundo!
Prank or tank! Prank or
Prank or tank!
Prank or tank!
Dude!
-What?
-It's too strong.
Why are you talking like Ximena Sariñana?
Because my lips are swelling up.
You want to die.
Dude.
-What?
-It's too much.
-Have fun going to the bathroom.
-It burns.
It really burns.
-The problem is how it'll get out.
-Drink water.
-It doesn't help.
-I love it. I'll drink it.
When I saw Facundo sweating and shaking,
I thought it was a joke.
I said, "He's into his role."
But he was really suffering.
Okay, gorgeous, I loved it.
-I'll grab your pepper.
-I feel awful.
-Yours too.
-My legs are going numb.
See you, thanks.
It's too strong.
-I'm dizzy.
-You okay?
-No.
-What an idiot.
-I feel poisoned.
-My hairy chest!
Check out these guns.
Hell, I'm so juicy.
I just beat fucking Facundo's ass.
I totally wrecked him.
That's it. Things are back to normal.
Escorpión really wrecked Facundo
in this episode.
And now he has
250,000 pesos in his account.
Fuck, dude.
-Gradually what?
-You have to eat
When will this shit stop?
Now it's going to start taking effect
What are you feeling, Facu?
-A tingling
-Burning?
From my toes to my hands.
I feel I'm going numb all over.
Like when you hyperventilate
and your body goes numb.
Look at this.
Oh, that's sweat.
My ears are buzzing.
-I bet you're happy, Kunno.
-No, I can't even hate Kunno, dude.
I hate myself.
-You gonna tank or what?
-I think so. Why did I accept this?
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Fuck!
How do I like
Facundo!
He made up gossip about me being a man.
That's why I want revenge.
I'm sick of you!
Stop, it really hurts.
Facundo's a fucking dirty old man.
Ready, go!
They both fell!
What are you doing, idiots?
Come on, fucking Escorpión!
Amputate it! It's useless!
Cut off my foot, amputate it.
What the fuck, bitches!
Yeah, bitches!
Facundo, Facundo
Hello, hello!
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