Reality Z (2020) s01e04 Episode Script
Zeus
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
-[gunshots]
-[zombies snarling]
["Muito Romântico"
by Caetano Veloso plays]
[gunshot]
One less.
I don't understand
why they keep coming here.
Actually, it's not that hard to explain.
Humans are gregarious creatures.
They need to feel part of something.
And Olympus was a temple
for a lot of people.
I don't have anything to do with this
Don't talk to me ♪
[door closes]
I can't understand your logic ♪
[exhales]
Oh, man
it blows my mind
how I could've stayed here for two months.
[Nina] Hmm.
Compared to those things outside,
they are kind of okay.
[gunshot]
But it turns out
That I can't let myself ♪
[pounding on door]
Fuck. Fuck.
Want to eat me, bitch?
[snarls]
You'll have to kill me first.
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill Divina.
And get rid of you!
With a lamp?
You're a genius.
You shouldn't break it.
I'm not, I'm just turning it
into something else.
Like recycling it?
Like [grunts]
making a spear, so I can stab it
in someone's head.
There is not a single force
To silence me ♪
[gunshot]
Hey! From here to the gate,
it's all clear!
I am who I am
I don't sugarcoat it ♪
All I want is a perfect bigger chord ♪
With everyone able to shine in a song ♪
I only sing what can't be silenced ♪
Our words are very romantic ♪
[Ana] You drive like your father.
-You mean I'm a bad driver.
-No, slow driver.
At least he was there to teach me.
Sorry, Mom.
I know you were working to support us.
I wish I could tell you
that if I could go back in time,
I'd do things differently.
But that would be a lie.
You know what my father said about you
before he died?
What?
That we are who we are.
Yeah, well, in that case,
I'm an unemployed workaholic.
[both chuckle]
[suspenseful music plays]
Stop the car, Léo.
A roadblock. It's the police.
I wish.
[Veronica] Japanese.
[Marcos] Barbecue.
[TK] Feijoada.
Beans with meat
Oh, man, I'd do anything for some now.
[Veronica] Instagram.
Tinder.
Yeah!
-Like, "I'm alive. Like me."
-[laughing]
[TK] Or
"The last man on Earth.
Take it or leave it."
I'd be in for it.
[zombie Divina snarling]
Come on, you will help me.
-Wait!
-You know what this is, right?
-A doorknob. You turn it--
-I know what it is.
Great, perfect.
You'll turn it when I tell you to do so.
-I don't like this.
-Shut up and listen to me!
That is, if you still wanna see
the fiancé you cheated on!
When I say go, you open the door,
and then slam it shut.
As she tries to get in,
you'll trap her with the door. Got it?
-But I--
-Say it: "Yes, Zeus, I got it."
Asshole!
Ready?
-I don't know.
-Do this,
or we'll shit in the trash can
till we starve.
What's it gonna be?
So let's kill this bitch.
Get ready.
Come on, focus, don't screw up,
for God's sake.
One, two, three Go!
[all yelling, screaming]
[screams]
Here's your salary raise, you bitch!
Take that! Take it!
Oh, my god!
You killed Divina!
I should've done this before.
POLICE
You are Congressman Levi, aren't you?
Did you vote for me?
Were you arrested,
or are you the head of the gang?
[cocks gun]
Respect his authority.
-Hey!
-Hey, my ass!
I drained the last drop.
-Will it take long?
-That was the last gallon, princess.
You'd abandon two civilians
in the middle of nowhere, without gas?
Unfortunately, this is necessary.
It was nice meeting you two.
God bless you.
You don't know where to go, right?
So you'll be driving around
-till you're out of gas again?
-Léo.
We know a place with food, protection,
and satellite communication.
What place would that be?
[suspenseful music plays]
[Jessica] I have a bad feeling.
[Brandão] Nothing can be worse
than being stuck in a room with you.
-[zombie snarls]
-[Jessica and Brandão scream]
[Brandão] Help! Help!
[both continue screaming]
Fuck!
What is this place?
-[dial tone drones]
-Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Shit!
So is this where
you guys control everything?
It was.
[gasps] Look, they are alive!
TK! My sweet TK!
I don't know that girl.
Is she new?
[feedback whines]
[contestants laughing, chatting]
-[Marcos] Wait.
-Silence!
Who said that?
It's the rescue team. They came for us.
No,
you shitty gods.
Who's that?
Brandão, is that you?
Yes.
Bia, right?
Nina.
[pounding at door]
So, "Nena," we're stuck
in the control room.
[Nina] Who is "we"?
Hi, TK. Hi.
Jessi? You're alive.
[Jessica]
I was stuck in a room with this monster.
He took a dump in a trash can,
-can you believe it?
-What's your fucking problem?
Enough! You guys need to come and save us.
We have a fucking chupacabra
waiting for us in the hallway!
-[TK] Any way you can defend yourselves?
-No.
That's a rifle behind you, isn't it?
Use that to come here
and rescue us.
I can kill the motherfuckers from a roof,
but I won't tackle them head-on. I'm out.
[Brandão] Go milk the sheep,
you fucking cowboy.
-What's he doing?
-What?
Open this fucking door now!
- This guy's kidding around with us, right?
-Don't!
"Give a man power,
and you'll see who he is."
Fuck you, Augusto!
-[loud alarm wailing]
-[Brandão] Take this, motherfuckers!
Take this!
Take this!
-What are you doing?
-Getting us out of here!
I'm getting us out of here, girl!
-[thunder rumbles]
-This is Zeus.
And I'm going to bother you all
for the rest of your lives.
[thunder rumbles]
-[show theme blares]
-Enough, Brandão!
Whose house do you think this is,
you bunch of shitheads?
-Who do you think you are?
-I'll go!
I'll come get you!
[thunder rumbles]
[exhales]
[Brandão] Zeus
is merciful.
[Marcos] You lost your mind, TK?
Are you mad?
Bring this crazy asshole here?
Jessica is there with that idiot.
I won't leave her there. Sorry.
I'll go with you.
Are you crazy, Nina?
We have guns, and they don't.
Marcos.
Do you know how to use this?
If that idiot Marcos knows
[TK exhales]
[door opens]
-TK!
-Hey! Jessica.
What took you so fucking long?
What's the plan to get out of this hell?
Am I invisible?
I'm fucking talking to you.
I'm your boss, girl!
What are you looking for, the soccer game?
Marcos heard someone on the car radio.
-Who?
-He was speaking a foreign language.
-What did they say?
-How would I fucking know?!
A foreign voice, that's a good sign.
-We should go to the airport.
-Forget it.
Why?
Because we're stuck in here.
It's the most stupid idea
-I have ever heard.
-[Léo] Of course not.
My mom planned the studio,
all the communications and everything.
And can we ask for help from there?
Robson.
If we're lucky, we can use
the communication channel from the show.
-You know how to do this, ma'am?
-Yes.
I'm the only one who knows.
Do you understand?
Anything happens to my son,
and you'll steal gas
and live in a car for life.
Okay.
Well, just so you know
we can only fit one more in the back.
[officer] Come in. Fuck, come on!
No need to be scared.
She's all bark and no bite.
[dramatic music plays]
Fuck!
Your fan club.
There's too many of them.
Beyond that gate, it's hell.
Guys, this is Brandão,
the director of Olympus.
[Augusto] Ah, Zeus, in person.
I'm so fucking hungry!
Everybody is hungry,
but we need to ration the food.
Ration? How long are these parasites
planning to stay?
That's the problem. We don't know.
No, no! Not here. I'm trying to quit.
Chill, old man.
Where's the jam, delivery boy?
He's a monster.
-This sucks.
-And the magic word?
Shove it!
Why were you arrested?
Not talking?
I filmed and posted the cop
snorting cocaine during the riots.
[snorts loudly]
Give me some.
Son of a bitch broke my camera.
The congressman convinced the officer
to keep me here
as bait for the dead.
[all snarling]
[Augusto] "And death and Hades
gave up the dead that were in them,
and each person was judged
according to what they had done."
Revelation. It's in the Bible.
Really?
-So God is punishing us?
-I didn't do anything.
Everybody did something
for the world to end up like this.
Oh, my god.
Are the deities comfortable?
-Do you need anything?
-[Veronica] It was better
before you showed up.
This year, we really surpassed ourselves.
We managed to gather together
a group of the most useless people
-in the history of Brazilian TV.
-Another cigarette, Brandão?
Yes, Lara.
Nina!
We need to get out of here.
All this time outside,
and you come back with the same idea?
No, you moron.
I was outside staring at our solution.
-You have the car key, right?
-What about the gate?
Do you think they will stay away
from the voice of Zeus?
And this is what I decided, delivery boy.
-So what's your idea, genius?
-Distract them.
How?
They eat meat, right?
So
let's give meat to these motherfuckers.
There is a big fillet right there.
[Brandão] We're going to--
[Veronica]
You will not give them Madonna's body!
No, no. That would be stupid.
We have to cut her in pieces first.
-What?
-We will give them little pieces.
Let's lead these beasts
away from the gate.
Like Hansel and Gretel.
No, we can't do that with Madonna's body.
No fucking way, you psychopath.
In some Himalayan communities,
the dead are cut in pieces
to be offered to the vultures.
I mean
it wouldn't be the first time.
[wet squelching]
Top sirloin!
What, are you guys grossed out?
As if you've never been to a barbecue?
Look at this.
This is the best cut of beef.
Guys, aren't you gonna do anything
to stop him?
"I won't get dirty."
You can all shake your asses on TV
for two months,
but now you're full of decency?
Go to hell, all of you!
[all snarling]
["Muito Romântico"
by Caetano Veloso plays]
There is not a single force
To silence me ♪
[TK] Are we going to let this crazy idiot
go ahead with this absurd plan?
Because that's what we're doing.
Time will tell I was right ♪
I only sing what needs to be sung ♪
What needs to be sung ♪
I am who I am
I don't sugarcoat it ♪
All I want is a perfect bigger chord ♪
With everyone able to shine in a song ♪
I only sing what can't be silenced ♪
Our words are very romantic ♪
[ominous music plays]
-[gunshots]
-[zombies snarling]
["Muito Romântico"
by Caetano Veloso plays]
[gunshot]
One less.
I don't understand
why they keep coming here.
Actually, it's not that hard to explain.
Humans are gregarious creatures.
They need to feel part of something.
And Olympus was a temple
for a lot of people.
I don't have anything to do with this
Don't talk to me ♪
[door closes]
I can't understand your logic ♪
[exhales]
Oh, man
it blows my mind
how I could've stayed here for two months.
[Nina] Hmm.
Compared to those things outside,
they are kind of okay.
[gunshot]
But it turns out
That I can't let myself ♪
[pounding on door]
Fuck. Fuck.
Want to eat me, bitch?
[snarls]
You'll have to kill me first.
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill Divina.
And get rid of you!
With a lamp?
You're a genius.
You shouldn't break it.
I'm not, I'm just turning it
into something else.
Like recycling it?
Like [grunts]
making a spear, so I can stab it
in someone's head.
There is not a single force
To silence me ♪
[gunshot]
Hey! From here to the gate,
it's all clear!
I am who I am
I don't sugarcoat it ♪
All I want is a perfect bigger chord ♪
With everyone able to shine in a song ♪
I only sing what can't be silenced ♪
Our words are very romantic ♪
[Ana] You drive like your father.
-You mean I'm a bad driver.
-No, slow driver.
At least he was there to teach me.
Sorry, Mom.
I know you were working to support us.
I wish I could tell you
that if I could go back in time,
I'd do things differently.
But that would be a lie.
You know what my father said about you
before he died?
What?
That we are who we are.
Yeah, well, in that case,
I'm an unemployed workaholic.
[both chuckle]
[suspenseful music plays]
Stop the car, Léo.
A roadblock. It's the police.
I wish.
[Veronica] Japanese.
[Marcos] Barbecue.
[TK] Feijoada.
Beans with meat
Oh, man, I'd do anything for some now.
[Veronica] Instagram.
Tinder.
Yeah!
-Like, "I'm alive. Like me."
-[laughing]
[TK] Or
"The last man on Earth.
Take it or leave it."
I'd be in for it.
[zombie Divina snarling]
Come on, you will help me.
-Wait!
-You know what this is, right?
-A doorknob. You turn it--
-I know what it is.
Great, perfect.
You'll turn it when I tell you to do so.
-I don't like this.
-Shut up and listen to me!
That is, if you still wanna see
the fiancé you cheated on!
When I say go, you open the door,
and then slam it shut.
As she tries to get in,
you'll trap her with the door. Got it?
-But I--
-Say it: "Yes, Zeus, I got it."
Asshole!
Ready?
-I don't know.
-Do this,
or we'll shit in the trash can
till we starve.
What's it gonna be?
So let's kill this bitch.
Get ready.
Come on, focus, don't screw up,
for God's sake.
One, two, three Go!
[all yelling, screaming]
[screams]
Here's your salary raise, you bitch!
Take that! Take it!
Oh, my god!
You killed Divina!
I should've done this before.
POLICE
You are Congressman Levi, aren't you?
Did you vote for me?
Were you arrested,
or are you the head of the gang?
[cocks gun]
Respect his authority.
-Hey!
-Hey, my ass!
I drained the last drop.
-Will it take long?
-That was the last gallon, princess.
You'd abandon two civilians
in the middle of nowhere, without gas?
Unfortunately, this is necessary.
It was nice meeting you two.
God bless you.
You don't know where to go, right?
So you'll be driving around
-till you're out of gas again?
-Léo.
We know a place with food, protection,
and satellite communication.
What place would that be?
[suspenseful music plays]
[Jessica] I have a bad feeling.
[Brandão] Nothing can be worse
than being stuck in a room with you.
-[zombie snarls]
-[Jessica and Brandão scream]
[Brandão] Help! Help!
[both continue screaming]
Fuck!
What is this place?
-[dial tone drones]
-Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Shit!
So is this where
you guys control everything?
It was.
[gasps] Look, they are alive!
TK! My sweet TK!
I don't know that girl.
Is she new?
[feedback whines]
[contestants laughing, chatting]
-[Marcos] Wait.
-Silence!
Who said that?
It's the rescue team. They came for us.
No,
you shitty gods.
Who's that?
Brandão, is that you?
Yes.
Bia, right?
Nina.
[pounding at door]
So, "Nena," we're stuck
in the control room.
[Nina] Who is "we"?
Hi, TK. Hi.
Jessi? You're alive.
[Jessica]
I was stuck in a room with this monster.
He took a dump in a trash can,
-can you believe it?
-What's your fucking problem?
Enough! You guys need to come and save us.
We have a fucking chupacabra
waiting for us in the hallway!
-[TK] Any way you can defend yourselves?
-No.
That's a rifle behind you, isn't it?
Use that to come here
and rescue us.
I can kill the motherfuckers from a roof,
but I won't tackle them head-on. I'm out.
[Brandão] Go milk the sheep,
you fucking cowboy.
-What's he doing?
-What?
Open this fucking door now!
- This guy's kidding around with us, right?
-Don't!
"Give a man power,
and you'll see who he is."
Fuck you, Augusto!
-[loud alarm wailing]
-[Brandão] Take this, motherfuckers!
Take this!
Take this!
-What are you doing?
-Getting us out of here!
I'm getting us out of here, girl!
-[thunder rumbles]
-This is Zeus.
And I'm going to bother you all
for the rest of your lives.
[thunder rumbles]
-[show theme blares]
-Enough, Brandão!
Whose house do you think this is,
you bunch of shitheads?
-Who do you think you are?
-I'll go!
I'll come get you!
[thunder rumbles]
[exhales]
[Brandão] Zeus
is merciful.
[Marcos] You lost your mind, TK?
Are you mad?
Bring this crazy asshole here?
Jessica is there with that idiot.
I won't leave her there. Sorry.
I'll go with you.
Are you crazy, Nina?
We have guns, and they don't.
Marcos.
Do you know how to use this?
If that idiot Marcos knows
[TK exhales]
[door opens]
-TK!
-Hey! Jessica.
What took you so fucking long?
What's the plan to get out of this hell?
Am I invisible?
I'm fucking talking to you.
I'm your boss, girl!
What are you looking for, the soccer game?
Marcos heard someone on the car radio.
-Who?
-He was speaking a foreign language.
-What did they say?
-How would I fucking know?!
A foreign voice, that's a good sign.
-We should go to the airport.
-Forget it.
Why?
Because we're stuck in here.
It's the most stupid idea
-I have ever heard.
-[Léo] Of course not.
My mom planned the studio,
all the communications and everything.
And can we ask for help from there?
Robson.
If we're lucky, we can use
the communication channel from the show.
-You know how to do this, ma'am?
-Yes.
I'm the only one who knows.
Do you understand?
Anything happens to my son,
and you'll steal gas
and live in a car for life.
Okay.
Well, just so you know
we can only fit one more in the back.
[officer] Come in. Fuck, come on!
No need to be scared.
She's all bark and no bite.
[dramatic music plays]
Fuck!
Your fan club.
There's too many of them.
Beyond that gate, it's hell.
Guys, this is Brandão,
the director of Olympus.
[Augusto] Ah, Zeus, in person.
I'm so fucking hungry!
Everybody is hungry,
but we need to ration the food.
Ration? How long are these parasites
planning to stay?
That's the problem. We don't know.
No, no! Not here. I'm trying to quit.
Chill, old man.
Where's the jam, delivery boy?
He's a monster.
-This sucks.
-And the magic word?
Shove it!
Why were you arrested?
Not talking?
I filmed and posted the cop
snorting cocaine during the riots.
[snorts loudly]
Give me some.
Son of a bitch broke my camera.
The congressman convinced the officer
to keep me here
as bait for the dead.
[all snarling]
[Augusto] "And death and Hades
gave up the dead that were in them,
and each person was judged
according to what they had done."
Revelation. It's in the Bible.
Really?
-So God is punishing us?
-I didn't do anything.
Everybody did something
for the world to end up like this.
Oh, my god.
Are the deities comfortable?
-Do you need anything?
-[Veronica] It was better
before you showed up.
This year, we really surpassed ourselves.
We managed to gather together
a group of the most useless people
-in the history of Brazilian TV.
-Another cigarette, Brandão?
Yes, Lara.
Nina!
We need to get out of here.
All this time outside,
and you come back with the same idea?
No, you moron.
I was outside staring at our solution.
-You have the car key, right?
-What about the gate?
Do you think they will stay away
from the voice of Zeus?
And this is what I decided, delivery boy.
-So what's your idea, genius?
-Distract them.
How?
They eat meat, right?
So
let's give meat to these motherfuckers.
There is a big fillet right there.
[Brandão] We're going to--
[Veronica]
You will not give them Madonna's body!
No, no. That would be stupid.
We have to cut her in pieces first.
-What?
-We will give them little pieces.
Let's lead these beasts
away from the gate.
Like Hansel and Gretel.
No, we can't do that with Madonna's body.
No fucking way, you psychopath.
In some Himalayan communities,
the dead are cut in pieces
to be offered to the vultures.
I mean
it wouldn't be the first time.
[wet squelching]
Top sirloin!
What, are you guys grossed out?
As if you've never been to a barbecue?
Look at this.
This is the best cut of beef.
Guys, aren't you gonna do anything
to stop him?
"I won't get dirty."
You can all shake your asses on TV
for two months,
but now you're full of decency?
Go to hell, all of you!
[all snarling]
["Muito Romântico"
by Caetano Veloso plays]
There is not a single force
To silence me ♪
[TK] Are we going to let this crazy idiot
go ahead with this absurd plan?
Because that's what we're doing.
Time will tell I was right ♪
I only sing what needs to be sung ♪
What needs to be sung ♪
I am who I am
I don't sugarcoat it ♪
All I want is a perfect bigger chord ♪
With everyone able to shine in a song ♪
I only sing what can't be silenced ♪
Our words are very romantic ♪
[ominous music plays]