Scooby's All Star Laff A Lympics (1977) s01e04 Episode Script
The Sahara Desert and Scotland
ANNOUNCER: It's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
Staring Scooby-Doo and the gang Scooby-Doo.
Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit, Dynomutt, Dog Wonder That's me.
Ha-ha-ha.
and introducing the world's first superhero, Captain Caveman and his mystery-solving companions, the Teen Angels.
Captain Caveman! And it's round-the-world triple-team competition with the Scooby Doobies Yogi Yahooeys and Really Rottens.
[SNICKERS.]
Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.
Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
Yeah.
ANNOUNCER: Greetings, sports fans.
It's time for another exciting All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
First, we'll take you deep into the everglade swamps in lovely downtown Florida.
Then, straddling the globe to China, in mysterious Hong Kong home of chop suey and Hong Kong Phooey where today's events will be concluded.
Now back to the Everglades, where the Yogi Yahooeys the Really Rottens and the Scooby Doobies will once again strive for the Laff-A-Lympic gold medal.
The first event will be the water-sizzling swamp buggy race.
So without further adieu, take it away, Mildew and Snagglepuss.
It's your on-the-scene reporters, speaking to you directly from the swamp.
Up to our necks in it, even.
And here's Snagglepuss to introduce the contestants in this soggy merry-go-round.
I'll do that.
That I'll do.
But first, exit both of us, straight down.
SNAGGLEPUSS: And here, representing the Yogi Yahooeys, is Grape Ape.
Grape Ape.
Grape Ape, how do you fit four tons of gargantua into an itsy-bitsy swamp buggy, may I ask? - Grape Ape.
SNAGGLEPUSS: I see.
Two tons each into two buggies.
Next, driving for the Scooby Doobies is Scooby Dum.
[HUMMING.]
The Dread Baron and Creeply represent the Really Rottens.
- Brak.
- Here's the starting flag.
So get going already.
Go.
ANNOUNCER: And they're off.
Grape Ape.
Watch it, you kooky canine.
That's a swamp buggy, not a helicopter.
[HUMMING.]
[SNICKERING.]
ANNOUNCER: The Rottens have just shot into the lead, literally burning up the water.
While the ever-graceful Grape Ape gives a left-foot turn signal and keeps turning left.
Back at the race, the Rottens are still up front, with Scooby Dum coming up.
[HUMMING.]
ANNOUNCER: In last place, it's Grape Ape but he's coming back up in the race and moving up on the leaders.
The Rottens are almost certain to win.
But wait.
Scooby Dum, drat.
Quick, Dread Baron, a dirty trick.
DREAD BARON: Relax.
Out with the old motor, in with the new.
And one Rotten rocket blasting off.
Snagglepuss here, at the finish line.
Flash, a tornado or a giant eggbeater just went by.
And here comes Grape Ape and Scooby Dum, neck and neck.
And Grape Ape bubbles under for first place.
But what happened to the Rottens? But then, who cares? An urgent cablegram from the South Pole, even.
"That wasn't a tornado or a giant eggbeater crossing the finish line first.
It was the Really Rottens.
" ANNOUNCER: So the results are in: The Rottens whirl into the lead with 25 points.
The Yogi Yahooeys are second with 15, and the Scooby Doobies, 10 for third place.
[CHEERING.]
ANNOUNCER: Moving right along, but still in the swamps it's the waterskiing contest where the contestants are judged on their style and originality.
Now down to Wally Gator, an athlete born to the water representing the Yogi Yahooeys.
And here we are, for a prerecorded interview.
Wally, how do you keep in such great shape for waterskiing? Oh, it's simple, you see.
Every day, I practice outrunning a speeding bullet.
And leaping trees in a single bounce.
All that to keep in shape for waterskiing? WALLY: Well, it's not for waterskiing.
I have to keep in shape or somebody might change my shape to an alligator-handbag shape, you know.
Ha-ha-ha.
A little croc comedy there, you see.
Ha-ha-ha.
We're here at the starting point with Babu from the Scooby team.
Well, Babu, I hope you're not gonna use any of your mixed-up magic.
Of course not.
I'm not even gonna say a magic word.
Not even once.
What magic words? Yapple-dapple.
Ooh, I said it.
Listen, if we ever need a genie, don't call us, we'll call you.
[CRO AKING.]
Say, what is this? They wouldn't dare.
A 4000-horsepower race engine? MRS.
CREEPLY: Just a little extra power just in case, darling.
MILDEW: Listen, Mrs.
Creeply that simply isn't sporting to have any extras.
DINKY: Extras? I don't see any extras.
Do you see any extras? Well, now that you mentioned it, I don't see a thing.
The next time I interview savages, I'll wear a crash helmet.
ANNOUNCER: And the contest begins.
With Huckleberry Hound driving and Wally Gator tailing along for the Yogis.
And now, for the Scooby Doobies, it's that terrific Teen Angel, Taffy in the boat with Babu skiing.
Oh, this is fun.
Keep your eyes open, Babu.
There's a jump up ahead.
[CHUCKLING.]
He won't jump far with his feet stuck in iron glue.
Right, Orful? ANNOUNCER: Approaching the ramp Oh, no.
Taffy's boat is stuck, but not our Teen Angel.
Babu is hitting the ramp at full speed and flattens it.
[BOTH GURGLING.]
ANNOUNCER: Amazing.
A 3000-foot jump without boat or skis.
Oh, no, Babu.
We'll need a boat to finish.
One little boat coming up.
Yapple-dapple.
Oh, boy.
Oh, Babu, you really did it.
ANNOUNCER: And now, to the Rottens.
It's Mrs.
Creeply and son driving with Mumbly on the skis.
Mumbly is taking no chances on losing his tow rope.
And there he goes.
Oh, no.
They made that left turn too sharp.
Look at Mumbly flip up and down.
Too bad.
Hello there.
Here I am, your on-the-scene sportscaster, again.
Tell us, Mumbly, what do you have to say about your showing? [MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY.]
ANNOUNCER: Wait, what's this? Mumbly is winding up his performance in flawless style.
You know, there's something rotten about all this.
Congratulations, darling.
You did it.
And Mama is so proud of her little boy.
Eh.
It was nothing, Ma.
Spoken like a Really Rotten.
Right, darling? [SNICKERING.]
SNAGGLEPUSS: Wait a minute.
Are my eyes deceiving me? Twin Mumblys? ANNOUNCER: Back to the scoreboard, the points have been tallied.
Based on style and originality it's a tie, with each team scoring 20 points.
And the Rottens still hold the lead.
[CHEERING.]
Brak.
Is there no justice here? You tell them, Blue Falcon.
I just did, Dog Wonder.
- Cheaters always pay.
ANNOUNCER: You're right, Blue Falcon.
And the Rottens will really pay.
A 10-point penalty for illegal equipment 10 points for gluing the ski ramp and 20 points for double contestants.
Hear that, B.
F? There is justice here.
Ha-ha-ha.
Yes, Dog Wonder.
Now, let go of my arm.
ANNOUNCER: And so the score after two events: The Yogi Yahooeys, 35, Scooby Doobies, 30 and the Really Rottens hit bottom with 5.
[BOOING.]
ANNOUNCER: And now, to our next super Laff-A-Lympic event at the Naytona Beach Speedway where the famous 501-mile auto race is already in progress.
And what an exciting race it's been as they speedily speed toward the finish line.
It looks to me like the pig-style special is coming in.
Smells that way, even.
Let's switch to the more bounce-to-the-ounce power, Speedy.
[SPEED BUGG Y SPUTTERING.]
Okay.
ANNOUNCER: In a last-second rally, Speed Buggy bounces ahead.
Across to win, taking 25 points for first place.
In second place, it's the Really Rottens for 15 points.
What happened to Hokey? Yeah, verily.
Where did he go? Vanished, even.
I demand a replay.
ANNOUNCER: By popular demand, we now bring you a frame-by-frame instant replay.
Starring Hokey Wolf.
It was the beginning of the last lap when Hokey got up in the air and drove into Daisy Mayhem's smoke screen.
But hold it.
What's this? A huge clamp dropped into the cloud to pull Hokey out.
And up to a dirigible, where he was held up and out of the race.
Yes, folks.
It was another Really Rotten trick.
[SNICKERING.]
ANNOUNCER: That's what happened on the track.
Now, let's see what's happening at the score-board.
The Scoobys' win brings them up to 55.
The Rottens, with 15 points for second, brings them to 20.
And the Yogis, with 10 for third, brings them up to 45.
However, because the Rottens carnapped the Yogis' entry their 15 points will be given to the Yogi Yahooeys instead.
[CHEERING.]
ANNOUNCER: That makes the final scores the Yogi Yahooeys in first, with 60 points the Scooby Doobies second, with 55 while the Really Rottens remain in third place with 5.
But this is only the first half.
But there's lots more to come.
Another half, even.
ANNOUNCER: Yes, later this morning we go to China where Hong Kong will be the scene of the final events.
Don't go away.
We'll be back with the thrill-packed conclusion of today's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome back, sports fans.
Here we are in China for the second half of the fantastic All Star Laff-A-Lympics with the ever-popular rickshaw race as the featured event for a 25-point first prize.
Next, a powerhouse Ping-Pong match.
And the final event, a climatical gymnastics contest.
As the racers are lining up, let's recap the first-half scores.
The Yogi Yahooeys lead with 60 points.
[CHEERING.]
And here's the lineup of those daredevil racers.
ANNOUNCER: For the Scooby Doobies, it's Shaggy and the team captain himself, Scooby-Doo, wearing roller skates.
Next, it's Boo Boo and the captain of the Yahooeys, Yogi Bear.
And cheating Uh, racing for the Really Rottens are Dinky and Dirty Dalton.
[CHUCKLING.]
[CROWD BOOING.]
Now, pay attention, savages.
This is the cockamamie race route through downtown Hong Kong.
It's anybody's race, as I see it.
ANNOUNCER: The Dirty Daltons are tearing up the streets.
Now Yogi is making up for lost time with a dazzling display of footwork.
A little further, Scooby, then it's downhill all the way.
Get off of me, Scoob.
We can't see where we're going.
ANNOUNCER: The Scooby Doobies are moving up.
Uh, make that down.
SCOOBY: Aah! SHAGG Y: Help! ANNOUNCER: But the Rottens are coming into the home stretch, confident of winning.
No problem.
Yawn.
ANNOUNCER: But little do they know that Yogi is getting ready to pass them.
Oh, yeah? I heard that.
Throw it into no-passing, Dirty.
You've got it, Dink.
Especially on this oily streets.
Hey, Yogi.
Yeah, Boo Boo? Watch out for that oil slick.
[BOTH YELL.]
ANNOUNCER: Yogi is using the old spin-a-roo technique.
Scooby-Doo is skating at an incredible speed.
What an inspired athlete.
The Rottens are holding their lead.
Thanks to their wide-track wheels the snakes.
ANNOUNCER: Here comes Yogi in a blur of speed.
Followed by Scooby who just passed half of the Rottens.
Drat.
ANNOUNCER: But Oh, no.
The other half just crossed the finish line.
The winner.
Now it's Yogi and Scooby racing, neck and neck, for second place.
Scooby has that look of grim determination as he noses ahead.
But it's too close to tell who crossed first.
Who cares? I won the race.
So hold it, already.
I demand an instant replay.
ANNOUNCER: Here's the frame-by-frame replay at the finish.
Dinky has crossed the finish line, but without his rickshaw.
You can't win without a rickshaw, big fellow.
ANNOUNCER: That's correct, Mildew.
Therefore, the Really Rottens are disqualified.
Brak.
ANNOUNCER: Now for second place, our freeze-frame camera shows Scooby-Doo nosing over the line while Yogi Bear brings up the rear in reverse.
Brak.
And there you have it, folks.
And the winners are the Scooby Doobies.
Twenty-five big ones for first place.
A big 80 score, even.
This will be a bonus event.
The winner is gonna get 30 points per match and keep on playing until he loses.
A steel Ping-Pong paddle? Hm.
I wonder why.
You'll find out why.
[CHUCKLING.]
ANNOUNCER: And there goes the serve.
A good return, Blue Falcon.
But now, Orful is going into a wingding of a windmill swing.
But the Falcon, in a blur of blue, easily returns.
It looks like Orful has met his match.
The first point scored will decide the winner.
Now, darling.
This is it, Orful, make your play.
What? Wait, I don't have a ANNOUNCER: Point for the Rottens.
And that brings their score up to 75.
Tied with the Yogis and just behind the Scooby Doobies.
[CHEERING.]
Losing must be devastating to your superhero image, Blue Falcon.
True, Mildew, but no matter.
Justice will yet prevail.
So far, it's been a close contest.
But the last event is gonna decide today's winners.
Losers, even.
ANNOUNCER: Still in the Hong Kong gymnasium, the last event is about to begin.
A true test of an athlete's prowess: Gymnastics.
Each contestant will be scored on poise and grace.
A first-class performer gets 25.
A second-class showing gets 15 and third gets 10.
So keep your eyes on the running score.
ANNOUNCER: First up is Daisy Mayhem for the Really Rottens.
[REALLY ROTTENS CHEERING AND CROWD BOOING.]
[SOOEY SQUEALING.]
Enough, Sooey Pig, you're not in this.
Yow.
Watch out, Sooey.
ANNOUNCER: Ten, 50, 100 spins and still spinning, but that's good for only 10 points.
[BOOING AND MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY.]
ANNOUNCER: And for the Yogis, here comes Quick Draw on the run.
Shucks, I don't horse around.
ANNOUNCER: It's a one-hand leap onto the horse, followed by a tailspin and what now? Watch this.
Giddyup, horse.
Whoa.
ANNOUNCER: Amazing.
I've never seen broncbusting on a gymnasium horse.
Me either.
Yow! ANNOUNCER: Oh, too bad.
The Yogis' Quick Draw is awarded only 10 points.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I don't believe it.
Thrown by a gym horse.
I suspect foul play.
What else? That rigged remote-controlled horse is one of my dirtiest tricks.
[SNICKERING.]
ANNOUNCER: Leading off for the Scoobys is the dynamic Dynomutt.
You gotta help me, B.
F.
, old pal.
We're a team.
No, Dog Wonder.
You're on your own this time, but you can do it.
Oh, I can? Do what? I suggest you try a pushup.
D YNOMUTT: Okay, Blue Falcon.
One pushup coming up, up, and Did I push up high enough? Oh, good grief.
ANNOUNCER: Dynomutt only pushed one up.
That's good for 10 points.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
ANNOUNCER: For the Rottens' second contestant it's the Great Fondue.
In person.
I shall perform invisible.
Alaka-zooey and bye-bye, Fonduey.
Now, please notice my expertise on the parallel bars.
Am I not the greatest? And I've never seen anything like this.
But then, I don't even see this.
FONDUE: I did it.
Ta-da! ANNOUNCER: I guess we'll have to take his word for it, folks.
Amazing, no? Amazing, no.
Sneaky, yes.
ANNOUNCER: Giving Great Fondue the benefit of the doubt he is also given 25 points.
The Yogi Yahooeys are trying to figure out how they can possibly catch up.
ANNOUNCER: Stepping up for the Yogi Yahooeys is Grape Ape who will perform his specialty: Weightlifting.
Grape Ape.
ANNOUNCER: Not the whole gym building.
Yup.
Grape Ape.
ANNOUNCER: And he did it.
[CHEERING.]
ANNOUNCER: I'm afraid that's a 25-pointer for sure.
Now the Yogis are tied for the lead.
The Teen Angels are coaching the next Scooby Doobie contestant Captain Caveman.
And it looks like he's ready.
And there he goes into an incredible aerial whirlidoo then over to the chinning bar for a nose-up.
Yes, and look at him go.
One hundred nose-ups in one second.
Earning a full 25 points for the Scooby Doobies.
TAFFY: Yay.
Yay.
BRENDA: That's good.
ANNOUNCER: After the Ping-Pong match the Yogis and the Rottens were tied with 75 points and the Scoobys led with 80.
However, the gymnastics event earn the Rottens 35 points tying them with the Yogis at 110, behind the Scoobys at 115.
But those scores aren't final.
Even close, even.
Not until we see the results of our hidden anti-cheating cameras.
ANNOUNCER: The anti-cheat film is ready to roll.
And remember, each cheat is worth 20 penalty points.
The first cheat was perpetrated by Orful, for holding eight paddles instead of one.
Blue Falcon was given a steel paddle, to be magnetized out of his hand by Creeply.
The horse that threw Quick Draw was rigged and remote-controlled by the Rottens.
Finally, during the gymnastics contest the Great Fondue was not invisible.
He only pretended he was performing and threw his voice.
A sheer deception.
Now let's see how this adds up or down or sideways, even.
ANNOUNCER: The Rottens and Yogis were tied at 110 with the Scoobys ahead at 115.
However, deducting 80 penalty points drops the Rottens down to 30.
Plus, a well-deserved bonus penalty of 30 points for an all-time cheating record leaves them with Heh-heh-heh.
- zilch.
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY.]
Brak.
ANNOUNCER: The Yogi Yahooeys still have 110.
The Scooby Doobies, at 115 points, makes them the big winners.
It's been just peachy, sports fans.
But it's bye-bye for now.
ANNOUNCER: Who will be the next champs when the three teams meet again for the coveted gold-medal awards? Can the Scoobys do it again? Watch the next exciting, fun-filled sports spectacular with new events and new locations as our athletes compete for the All Star Laff-A-Lympics honors.
Staring Scooby-Doo and the gang Scooby-Doo.
Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit, Dynomutt, Dog Wonder That's me.
Ha-ha-ha.
and introducing the world's first superhero, Captain Caveman and his mystery-solving companions, the Teen Angels.
Captain Caveman! And it's round-the-world triple-team competition with the Scooby Doobies Yogi Yahooeys and Really Rottens.
[SNICKERS.]
Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.
Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
Yeah.
ANNOUNCER: Greetings, sports fans.
It's time for another exciting All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
First, we'll take you deep into the everglade swamps in lovely downtown Florida.
Then, straddling the globe to China, in mysterious Hong Kong home of chop suey and Hong Kong Phooey where today's events will be concluded.
Now back to the Everglades, where the Yogi Yahooeys the Really Rottens and the Scooby Doobies will once again strive for the Laff-A-Lympic gold medal.
The first event will be the water-sizzling swamp buggy race.
So without further adieu, take it away, Mildew and Snagglepuss.
It's your on-the-scene reporters, speaking to you directly from the swamp.
Up to our necks in it, even.
And here's Snagglepuss to introduce the contestants in this soggy merry-go-round.
I'll do that.
That I'll do.
But first, exit both of us, straight down.
SNAGGLEPUSS: And here, representing the Yogi Yahooeys, is Grape Ape.
Grape Ape.
Grape Ape, how do you fit four tons of gargantua into an itsy-bitsy swamp buggy, may I ask? - Grape Ape.
SNAGGLEPUSS: I see.
Two tons each into two buggies.
Next, driving for the Scooby Doobies is Scooby Dum.
[HUMMING.]
The Dread Baron and Creeply represent the Really Rottens.
- Brak.
- Here's the starting flag.
So get going already.
Go.
ANNOUNCER: And they're off.
Grape Ape.
Watch it, you kooky canine.
That's a swamp buggy, not a helicopter.
[HUMMING.]
[SNICKERING.]
ANNOUNCER: The Rottens have just shot into the lead, literally burning up the water.
While the ever-graceful Grape Ape gives a left-foot turn signal and keeps turning left.
Back at the race, the Rottens are still up front, with Scooby Dum coming up.
[HUMMING.]
ANNOUNCER: In last place, it's Grape Ape but he's coming back up in the race and moving up on the leaders.
The Rottens are almost certain to win.
But wait.
Scooby Dum, drat.
Quick, Dread Baron, a dirty trick.
DREAD BARON: Relax.
Out with the old motor, in with the new.
And one Rotten rocket blasting off.
Snagglepuss here, at the finish line.
Flash, a tornado or a giant eggbeater just went by.
And here comes Grape Ape and Scooby Dum, neck and neck.
And Grape Ape bubbles under for first place.
But what happened to the Rottens? But then, who cares? An urgent cablegram from the South Pole, even.
"That wasn't a tornado or a giant eggbeater crossing the finish line first.
It was the Really Rottens.
" ANNOUNCER: So the results are in: The Rottens whirl into the lead with 25 points.
The Yogi Yahooeys are second with 15, and the Scooby Doobies, 10 for third place.
[CHEERING.]
ANNOUNCER: Moving right along, but still in the swamps it's the waterskiing contest where the contestants are judged on their style and originality.
Now down to Wally Gator, an athlete born to the water representing the Yogi Yahooeys.
And here we are, for a prerecorded interview.
Wally, how do you keep in such great shape for waterskiing? Oh, it's simple, you see.
Every day, I practice outrunning a speeding bullet.
And leaping trees in a single bounce.
All that to keep in shape for waterskiing? WALLY: Well, it's not for waterskiing.
I have to keep in shape or somebody might change my shape to an alligator-handbag shape, you know.
Ha-ha-ha.
A little croc comedy there, you see.
Ha-ha-ha.
We're here at the starting point with Babu from the Scooby team.
Well, Babu, I hope you're not gonna use any of your mixed-up magic.
Of course not.
I'm not even gonna say a magic word.
Not even once.
What magic words? Yapple-dapple.
Ooh, I said it.
Listen, if we ever need a genie, don't call us, we'll call you.
[CRO AKING.]
Say, what is this? They wouldn't dare.
A 4000-horsepower race engine? MRS.
CREEPLY: Just a little extra power just in case, darling.
MILDEW: Listen, Mrs.
Creeply that simply isn't sporting to have any extras.
DINKY: Extras? I don't see any extras.
Do you see any extras? Well, now that you mentioned it, I don't see a thing.
The next time I interview savages, I'll wear a crash helmet.
ANNOUNCER: And the contest begins.
With Huckleberry Hound driving and Wally Gator tailing along for the Yogis.
And now, for the Scooby Doobies, it's that terrific Teen Angel, Taffy in the boat with Babu skiing.
Oh, this is fun.
Keep your eyes open, Babu.
There's a jump up ahead.
[CHUCKLING.]
He won't jump far with his feet stuck in iron glue.
Right, Orful? ANNOUNCER: Approaching the ramp Oh, no.
Taffy's boat is stuck, but not our Teen Angel.
Babu is hitting the ramp at full speed and flattens it.
[BOTH GURGLING.]
ANNOUNCER: Amazing.
A 3000-foot jump without boat or skis.
Oh, no, Babu.
We'll need a boat to finish.
One little boat coming up.
Yapple-dapple.
Oh, boy.
Oh, Babu, you really did it.
ANNOUNCER: And now, to the Rottens.
It's Mrs.
Creeply and son driving with Mumbly on the skis.
Mumbly is taking no chances on losing his tow rope.
And there he goes.
Oh, no.
They made that left turn too sharp.
Look at Mumbly flip up and down.
Too bad.
Hello there.
Here I am, your on-the-scene sportscaster, again.
Tell us, Mumbly, what do you have to say about your showing? [MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY.]
ANNOUNCER: Wait, what's this? Mumbly is winding up his performance in flawless style.
You know, there's something rotten about all this.
Congratulations, darling.
You did it.
And Mama is so proud of her little boy.
Eh.
It was nothing, Ma.
Spoken like a Really Rotten.
Right, darling? [SNICKERING.]
SNAGGLEPUSS: Wait a minute.
Are my eyes deceiving me? Twin Mumblys? ANNOUNCER: Back to the scoreboard, the points have been tallied.
Based on style and originality it's a tie, with each team scoring 20 points.
And the Rottens still hold the lead.
[CHEERING.]
Brak.
Is there no justice here? You tell them, Blue Falcon.
I just did, Dog Wonder.
- Cheaters always pay.
ANNOUNCER: You're right, Blue Falcon.
And the Rottens will really pay.
A 10-point penalty for illegal equipment 10 points for gluing the ski ramp and 20 points for double contestants.
Hear that, B.
F? There is justice here.
Ha-ha-ha.
Yes, Dog Wonder.
Now, let go of my arm.
ANNOUNCER: And so the score after two events: The Yogi Yahooeys, 35, Scooby Doobies, 30 and the Really Rottens hit bottom with 5.
[BOOING.]
ANNOUNCER: And now, to our next super Laff-A-Lympic event at the Naytona Beach Speedway where the famous 501-mile auto race is already in progress.
And what an exciting race it's been as they speedily speed toward the finish line.
It looks to me like the pig-style special is coming in.
Smells that way, even.
Let's switch to the more bounce-to-the-ounce power, Speedy.
[SPEED BUGG Y SPUTTERING.]
Okay.
ANNOUNCER: In a last-second rally, Speed Buggy bounces ahead.
Across to win, taking 25 points for first place.
In second place, it's the Really Rottens for 15 points.
What happened to Hokey? Yeah, verily.
Where did he go? Vanished, even.
I demand a replay.
ANNOUNCER: By popular demand, we now bring you a frame-by-frame instant replay.
Starring Hokey Wolf.
It was the beginning of the last lap when Hokey got up in the air and drove into Daisy Mayhem's smoke screen.
But hold it.
What's this? A huge clamp dropped into the cloud to pull Hokey out.
And up to a dirigible, where he was held up and out of the race.
Yes, folks.
It was another Really Rotten trick.
[SNICKERING.]
ANNOUNCER: That's what happened on the track.
Now, let's see what's happening at the score-board.
The Scoobys' win brings them up to 55.
The Rottens, with 15 points for second, brings them to 20.
And the Yogis, with 10 for third, brings them up to 45.
However, because the Rottens carnapped the Yogis' entry their 15 points will be given to the Yogi Yahooeys instead.
[CHEERING.]
ANNOUNCER: That makes the final scores the Yogi Yahooeys in first, with 60 points the Scooby Doobies second, with 55 while the Really Rottens remain in third place with 5.
But this is only the first half.
But there's lots more to come.
Another half, even.
ANNOUNCER: Yes, later this morning we go to China where Hong Kong will be the scene of the final events.
Don't go away.
We'll be back with the thrill-packed conclusion of today's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome back, sports fans.
Here we are in China for the second half of the fantastic All Star Laff-A-Lympics with the ever-popular rickshaw race as the featured event for a 25-point first prize.
Next, a powerhouse Ping-Pong match.
And the final event, a climatical gymnastics contest.
As the racers are lining up, let's recap the first-half scores.
The Yogi Yahooeys lead with 60 points.
[CHEERING.]
And here's the lineup of those daredevil racers.
ANNOUNCER: For the Scooby Doobies, it's Shaggy and the team captain himself, Scooby-Doo, wearing roller skates.
Next, it's Boo Boo and the captain of the Yahooeys, Yogi Bear.
And cheating Uh, racing for the Really Rottens are Dinky and Dirty Dalton.
[CHUCKLING.]
[CROWD BOOING.]
Now, pay attention, savages.
This is the cockamamie race route through downtown Hong Kong.
It's anybody's race, as I see it.
ANNOUNCER: The Dirty Daltons are tearing up the streets.
Now Yogi is making up for lost time with a dazzling display of footwork.
A little further, Scooby, then it's downhill all the way.
Get off of me, Scoob.
We can't see where we're going.
ANNOUNCER: The Scooby Doobies are moving up.
Uh, make that down.
SCOOBY: Aah! SHAGG Y: Help! ANNOUNCER: But the Rottens are coming into the home stretch, confident of winning.
No problem.
Yawn.
ANNOUNCER: But little do they know that Yogi is getting ready to pass them.
Oh, yeah? I heard that.
Throw it into no-passing, Dirty.
You've got it, Dink.
Especially on this oily streets.
Hey, Yogi.
Yeah, Boo Boo? Watch out for that oil slick.
[BOTH YELL.]
ANNOUNCER: Yogi is using the old spin-a-roo technique.
Scooby-Doo is skating at an incredible speed.
What an inspired athlete.
The Rottens are holding their lead.
Thanks to their wide-track wheels the snakes.
ANNOUNCER: Here comes Yogi in a blur of speed.
Followed by Scooby who just passed half of the Rottens.
Drat.
ANNOUNCER: But Oh, no.
The other half just crossed the finish line.
The winner.
Now it's Yogi and Scooby racing, neck and neck, for second place.
Scooby has that look of grim determination as he noses ahead.
But it's too close to tell who crossed first.
Who cares? I won the race.
So hold it, already.
I demand an instant replay.
ANNOUNCER: Here's the frame-by-frame replay at the finish.
Dinky has crossed the finish line, but without his rickshaw.
You can't win without a rickshaw, big fellow.
ANNOUNCER: That's correct, Mildew.
Therefore, the Really Rottens are disqualified.
Brak.
ANNOUNCER: Now for second place, our freeze-frame camera shows Scooby-Doo nosing over the line while Yogi Bear brings up the rear in reverse.
Brak.
And there you have it, folks.
And the winners are the Scooby Doobies.
Twenty-five big ones for first place.
A big 80 score, even.
This will be a bonus event.
The winner is gonna get 30 points per match and keep on playing until he loses.
A steel Ping-Pong paddle? Hm.
I wonder why.
You'll find out why.
[CHUCKLING.]
ANNOUNCER: And there goes the serve.
A good return, Blue Falcon.
But now, Orful is going into a wingding of a windmill swing.
But the Falcon, in a blur of blue, easily returns.
It looks like Orful has met his match.
The first point scored will decide the winner.
Now, darling.
This is it, Orful, make your play.
What? Wait, I don't have a ANNOUNCER: Point for the Rottens.
And that brings their score up to 75.
Tied with the Yogis and just behind the Scooby Doobies.
[CHEERING.]
Losing must be devastating to your superhero image, Blue Falcon.
True, Mildew, but no matter.
Justice will yet prevail.
So far, it's been a close contest.
But the last event is gonna decide today's winners.
Losers, even.
ANNOUNCER: Still in the Hong Kong gymnasium, the last event is about to begin.
A true test of an athlete's prowess: Gymnastics.
Each contestant will be scored on poise and grace.
A first-class performer gets 25.
A second-class showing gets 15 and third gets 10.
So keep your eyes on the running score.
ANNOUNCER: First up is Daisy Mayhem for the Really Rottens.
[REALLY ROTTENS CHEERING AND CROWD BOOING.]
[SOOEY SQUEALING.]
Enough, Sooey Pig, you're not in this.
Yow.
Watch out, Sooey.
ANNOUNCER: Ten, 50, 100 spins and still spinning, but that's good for only 10 points.
[BOOING AND MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY.]
ANNOUNCER: And for the Yogis, here comes Quick Draw on the run.
Shucks, I don't horse around.
ANNOUNCER: It's a one-hand leap onto the horse, followed by a tailspin and what now? Watch this.
Giddyup, horse.
Whoa.
ANNOUNCER: Amazing.
I've never seen broncbusting on a gymnasium horse.
Me either.
Yow! ANNOUNCER: Oh, too bad.
The Yogis' Quick Draw is awarded only 10 points.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I don't believe it.
Thrown by a gym horse.
I suspect foul play.
What else? That rigged remote-controlled horse is one of my dirtiest tricks.
[SNICKERING.]
ANNOUNCER: Leading off for the Scoobys is the dynamic Dynomutt.
You gotta help me, B.
F.
, old pal.
We're a team.
No, Dog Wonder.
You're on your own this time, but you can do it.
Oh, I can? Do what? I suggest you try a pushup.
D YNOMUTT: Okay, Blue Falcon.
One pushup coming up, up, and Did I push up high enough? Oh, good grief.
ANNOUNCER: Dynomutt only pushed one up.
That's good for 10 points.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
ANNOUNCER: For the Rottens' second contestant it's the Great Fondue.
In person.
I shall perform invisible.
Alaka-zooey and bye-bye, Fonduey.
Now, please notice my expertise on the parallel bars.
Am I not the greatest? And I've never seen anything like this.
But then, I don't even see this.
FONDUE: I did it.
Ta-da! ANNOUNCER: I guess we'll have to take his word for it, folks.
Amazing, no? Amazing, no.
Sneaky, yes.
ANNOUNCER: Giving Great Fondue the benefit of the doubt he is also given 25 points.
The Yogi Yahooeys are trying to figure out how they can possibly catch up.
ANNOUNCER: Stepping up for the Yogi Yahooeys is Grape Ape who will perform his specialty: Weightlifting.
Grape Ape.
ANNOUNCER: Not the whole gym building.
Yup.
Grape Ape.
ANNOUNCER: And he did it.
[CHEERING.]
ANNOUNCER: I'm afraid that's a 25-pointer for sure.
Now the Yogis are tied for the lead.
The Teen Angels are coaching the next Scooby Doobie contestant Captain Caveman.
And it looks like he's ready.
And there he goes into an incredible aerial whirlidoo then over to the chinning bar for a nose-up.
Yes, and look at him go.
One hundred nose-ups in one second.
Earning a full 25 points for the Scooby Doobies.
TAFFY: Yay.
Yay.
BRENDA: That's good.
ANNOUNCER: After the Ping-Pong match the Yogis and the Rottens were tied with 75 points and the Scoobys led with 80.
However, the gymnastics event earn the Rottens 35 points tying them with the Yogis at 110, behind the Scoobys at 115.
But those scores aren't final.
Even close, even.
Not until we see the results of our hidden anti-cheating cameras.
ANNOUNCER: The anti-cheat film is ready to roll.
And remember, each cheat is worth 20 penalty points.
The first cheat was perpetrated by Orful, for holding eight paddles instead of one.
Blue Falcon was given a steel paddle, to be magnetized out of his hand by Creeply.
The horse that threw Quick Draw was rigged and remote-controlled by the Rottens.
Finally, during the gymnastics contest the Great Fondue was not invisible.
He only pretended he was performing and threw his voice.
A sheer deception.
Now let's see how this adds up or down or sideways, even.
ANNOUNCER: The Rottens and Yogis were tied at 110 with the Scoobys ahead at 115.
However, deducting 80 penalty points drops the Rottens down to 30.
Plus, a well-deserved bonus penalty of 30 points for an all-time cheating record leaves them with Heh-heh-heh.
- zilch.
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY.]
Brak.
ANNOUNCER: The Yogi Yahooeys still have 110.
The Scooby Doobies, at 115 points, makes them the big winners.
It's been just peachy, sports fans.
But it's bye-bye for now.
ANNOUNCER: Who will be the next champs when the three teams meet again for the coveted gold-medal awards? Can the Scoobys do it again? Watch the next exciting, fun-filled sports spectacular with new events and new locations as our athletes compete for the All Star Laff-A-Lympics honors.