Secret Diary of a Call Girl s01e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
I spend half my life removing hair and maintaining my body.
Being an escort involves pain but it's almost always self-inflicted.
But sometimes pain can be pleasure.
:: board.
tv4user.
de presents:: :: Secret Diary Of A Call Girl:: :: Season 1- Episode 4:: :: Assembling: fatbrat:: How much money do I owe you then? Shall we say 300? In that case we could just call it even.
No.
By the book.
I need to declare it.
You'll need a receipt.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Please put 40 % away from now on.
I know.
So you don't get a nasty shock in April.
Everything all right? Everything's fine.
Sure? Sometimes there are things that you do when we You can tell me whatever you want.
There are things that I think about.
Oui, ma cher.
You've always been so nice to me.
If it wasn't for you I'd still be sobbing over a shoebox full of receipts.
No You see I don't want you to be nice to me.
I bet you're the gimp in the relationship.
No, sweetheart.
I'm the boss in the bedroom.
Course you are.
Smack her about a bit, do you? Well, you've got to, ain't you? - As long as it's with an open palm it's allowed.
- As long as it's with an open palm it's allowed.
No, it's just I was sleeping with this bloke who's quite into S&M.
- What bloke? - Some bloke.
- Who? Do I know him? - Doubt it.
Is it serious? All that pain and paraphernalia, I don't really get it.
I wish I could just be honest.
I can tell him about the men.
I just can't tell him I get paid for it.
You're not even out of breath.
I'm trying to lose some weight for next year.
Why, what happens next year? I'm getting married.
I asked Vanessa to marry me.
My God That's brilliant.
When did this happen? - In Amsterdam.
I took her to this place - In Amsterdam? Yeah.
- That was months ago.
- It was one month ago.
- You proposed a month ago? - Yeah.
Why didn't you tell me? I am.
Right Married? - Don't be pissed off.
- I'm not pissed off.
Why would I be pissed off? I mean, well done, it's great.
Hann I could have helped you choose the ring.
We chose it together.
OK.
I was a dom for a while.
I tell you, there's no fucking money in it.
I'm not changing career, I just want to give it a go.
Good.
I understand.
You do this job long enough, you want to kick the shit out of a man eventually.
It's not that.
I like him and he does my taxes.
Sirona runs a "Dungeon and Angel.
Tell the bitch I say "hi".
Hi.
I wonder if you could spare a few minutes to talk to us about Jesus? - You must be Sirona.
- Hello, darling.
- Come in.
- Hello.
I don't think so.
Position three.
You don't mind, do you? He's not allowed to clothes indoors.
Oh, no, I'm used to it.
Can I get you anything to drink? - Oh, herbal tea.
- Absolutely.
Erm? He won't speak without permission.
Do you want anything to drink, pet? Yes, mistress.
You can drink out of the nice lady's toilet then.
Actually, I'd rather he didn't.
So why not send your client my way? I'm curious.
Curiosity is the first stop to enlightenment.
I thought it killed the cat.
Belle, I like you.
I like anyone with an open mind and clean shoes.
Just to be clear though: I take this job seriously.
Of course.
- Some people meditate.
Some people pray.
- Sure.
And fetish is not something for working girls to retire to once their tits start to sag.
My tits are fine.
Then Let's begin.
To speak in very basic terms, it breaks down into cross-dress roleplay, Japanese rope bondage, dog training, maid training, dildo training, slaves, feet and medical but you're just a beginner.
So is he married? Yeah.
Obviously she doesn't know.
Shame.
All these secrets.
So how do I avoid leaving marks? Ah The key is building up.
Light spanking, light flogging, soft leather.
Increasing the circulation.
Get it red.
The fluid in the tissue acts as a cushion.
Far less likely to split or bruise.
Then you can go to town.
Position four.
Avoid Avoid.
Here.
And here.
Now get off the carpet, you disgust me! Yes, mistress.
Before we go any further, can I use your bathroom? Yeah, sure, it's just up there to the right.
Slave, wipe! That's not a bad lark's head.
Were you in the Guides? In the Brownies.
What about the sex? - There is no sex.
- None at all? - How do you know when you've finished? - My watch peeps.
I'm a goddess to my slaves.
That's what they want.
I wouldn't stoop to sex with them.
Plus I'm a married woman.
He knows? Of course he knows.
Our sitting room's a dungeon.
That's great.
Is he in the business? Oh, Frank's a professor but he's often there in sessions.
Pottering about making tea.
It must be lovely.
Sharing it with someone.
It's marriage.
Not clean enough.
You try it.
- There you go.
- That was bizarre.
You've got to see for a lot of people, Belle, it's a huge relief.
Not being in charge? It's not him doing these dirty things.
His mistress is forcing him.
He has no choice.
Yeah, must be peaceful under the table.
I think I'm starting to get it.
Then you're ready.
Hi, this is Hannah.
I'm not around.
Leave a message.
Bye.
I'm so glad I didn't get hit by a bus.
Hi, this is Hannah.
I'm not around.
Leave a message.
Bye.
Hann, it's Ben.
Stop ignoring me, would you and give us a ring.
I've been trying you loads.
Close the door.
Clothes off.
Wear this.
Kneel here.
Yes - Yes what? - Yes, mistress.
Everything's worked out in advance.
The script.
The scenario.
Even the insults I'll use have been agreed with him over e-mail.
Hands behind your back.
I'm not gonna bend down for you.
On the chair.
- Now you're going to do whatever I tell you.
- Oh! When we caught you trying to escape I could have had you shot.
This way I thought it'd be more fun For me.
Please let me go, mistress.
Speak up.
Please let me go, mistress.
You're my prisoner here and you're not going anywhere.
Yes - Stop moving.
- Sorry, mistress.
I shall have to punish you.
No, mistress.
I don't think I could take any more.
- Really? - Yes, mistress.
- Please stop.
- OK, get up if you want.
No, I'm a bad slave.
Yes, you are.
But if you want, you can just get up.
- Red, amber or green? - Green.
All right, sorry.
This is what you deserve.
How do you know if you're doing it right? In my job if you make a man come, that's success.
With this I can't even tell if he's enjoying it.
What shall I do next, mistress? Just a minute.
You disgust me.
Sirona, it's Belle.
Yeah Look, I've run out of ideas and I've still got ages to go.
Yes, I suppose so OK.
And then do the kitchen.
Thank you for calling.
You have seven new messages.
And one new caller who left no message.
Hey look, if you're being a dick, fine, be a dick but at least drop me a text, let me know you're all right.
Hello.
- You think I'm being a dick? - Hi.
How are you? I'm not the one who's too scared to tell his best mate he's getting married.
What? Two months! Two months ago you went to Amsterdam.
- It's a month and a half.
- Well, fucking hell! Hann, this isn't about you.
I told who I wanted to tell.
Deal with it.
You didn't tell me cos you knew what I'd say: Bad idea.
Fuck you.
You want me to apologise for not telling you? Fine, you always have to be in control.
You know what, Hann? You're the one who never answers the phone or speaks about anything real these days.
I can't even come round your flat any more.
So stop being a hypocrite cos you're doing my head in.
Red Red.
Red.
Red! I don't want scars.
Can you help me undo this, please? Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't think that's for me.
You were very good.
I just got a bit No, I'm sorry.
No.
I am.
I'll recommend someone else.
She'll be great.
Maybe I am a hypocrite but at least I'm not a fucking coward.
All right.
Come and sit down.
Come on.
You look mental.
I was gonna tell you.
You know I always said I couldn't see me getting married? - Yeah, like me.
- Yeah.
And, I dont know, you've never got on with Vanessa.
You thought I wouldn't approve? No.
You know we're best mates, Ben.
I'd like to know you're getting married.
OK.
But we're not best mates like that really.
Are we? Why? - Is it Vanessa, is she threatened by me? - No, Hannah, it's you.
I didn't tell you about this, yeah, but you don't tell me anything.
What? Share our feelings more? Don't make it like I'm being a girl.
It's fucking obvious you keep secrets everywhere, seeing someone or whatever is you're doing.
And, you know what? That's fine.
But don't make it out like it's my fault we're not tight.
I know that's my fault, OK? I know.
I'm a private person, that's all.
Yeah, well, I just don't understand what's going on, do I? - Look, you'd better go, yeah? - Yeah.
Ben Yeah? Congratulations.
Thanks.
Sirona was right.
Hurting people is a very special talent.
Take a look at Belle on S&M has taught me one thing.
Maybe absolute control isn't always best.
Maybe sometimes you've got to give a bit away :: board.
tv4user.
de presents:: :: Assembling: fatbrat:: It's all arranged.
You'll be working with Naomi.
Hello.
Lucky boy.
I'm sending him the creme de la creme.
I'm hardly a girl's girl.
But I will go gay for pay.
What you do then? Would you believe me if I said I enjoyed it? A little girl's dream or nightmare.
Am I ever going to be able to talk to you about this?
Being an escort involves pain but it's almost always self-inflicted.
But sometimes pain can be pleasure.
:: board.
tv4user.
de presents:: :: Secret Diary Of A Call Girl:: :: Season 1- Episode 4:: :: Assembling: fatbrat:: How much money do I owe you then? Shall we say 300? In that case we could just call it even.
No.
By the book.
I need to declare it.
You'll need a receipt.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Please put 40 % away from now on.
I know.
So you don't get a nasty shock in April.
Everything all right? Everything's fine.
Sure? Sometimes there are things that you do when we You can tell me whatever you want.
There are things that I think about.
Oui, ma cher.
You've always been so nice to me.
If it wasn't for you I'd still be sobbing over a shoebox full of receipts.
No You see I don't want you to be nice to me.
I bet you're the gimp in the relationship.
No, sweetheart.
I'm the boss in the bedroom.
Course you are.
Smack her about a bit, do you? Well, you've got to, ain't you? - As long as it's with an open palm it's allowed.
- As long as it's with an open palm it's allowed.
No, it's just I was sleeping with this bloke who's quite into S&M.
- What bloke? - Some bloke.
- Who? Do I know him? - Doubt it.
Is it serious? All that pain and paraphernalia, I don't really get it.
I wish I could just be honest.
I can tell him about the men.
I just can't tell him I get paid for it.
You're not even out of breath.
I'm trying to lose some weight for next year.
Why, what happens next year? I'm getting married.
I asked Vanessa to marry me.
My God That's brilliant.
When did this happen? - In Amsterdam.
I took her to this place - In Amsterdam? Yeah.
- That was months ago.
- It was one month ago.
- You proposed a month ago? - Yeah.
Why didn't you tell me? I am.
Right Married? - Don't be pissed off.
- I'm not pissed off.
Why would I be pissed off? I mean, well done, it's great.
Hann I could have helped you choose the ring.
We chose it together.
OK.
I was a dom for a while.
I tell you, there's no fucking money in it.
I'm not changing career, I just want to give it a go.
Good.
I understand.
You do this job long enough, you want to kick the shit out of a man eventually.
It's not that.
I like him and he does my taxes.
Sirona runs a "Dungeon and Angel.
Tell the bitch I say "hi".
Hi.
I wonder if you could spare a few minutes to talk to us about Jesus? - You must be Sirona.
- Hello, darling.
- Come in.
- Hello.
I don't think so.
Position three.
You don't mind, do you? He's not allowed to clothes indoors.
Oh, no, I'm used to it.
Can I get you anything to drink? - Oh, herbal tea.
- Absolutely.
Erm? He won't speak without permission.
Do you want anything to drink, pet? Yes, mistress.
You can drink out of the nice lady's toilet then.
Actually, I'd rather he didn't.
So why not send your client my way? I'm curious.
Curiosity is the first stop to enlightenment.
I thought it killed the cat.
Belle, I like you.
I like anyone with an open mind and clean shoes.
Just to be clear though: I take this job seriously.
Of course.
- Some people meditate.
Some people pray.
- Sure.
And fetish is not something for working girls to retire to once their tits start to sag.
My tits are fine.
Then Let's begin.
To speak in very basic terms, it breaks down into cross-dress roleplay, Japanese rope bondage, dog training, maid training, dildo training, slaves, feet and medical but you're just a beginner.
So is he married? Yeah.
Obviously she doesn't know.
Shame.
All these secrets.
So how do I avoid leaving marks? Ah The key is building up.
Light spanking, light flogging, soft leather.
Increasing the circulation.
Get it red.
The fluid in the tissue acts as a cushion.
Far less likely to split or bruise.
Then you can go to town.
Position four.
Avoid Avoid.
Here.
And here.
Now get off the carpet, you disgust me! Yes, mistress.
Before we go any further, can I use your bathroom? Yeah, sure, it's just up there to the right.
Slave, wipe! That's not a bad lark's head.
Were you in the Guides? In the Brownies.
What about the sex? - There is no sex.
- None at all? - How do you know when you've finished? - My watch peeps.
I'm a goddess to my slaves.
That's what they want.
I wouldn't stoop to sex with them.
Plus I'm a married woman.
He knows? Of course he knows.
Our sitting room's a dungeon.
That's great.
Is he in the business? Oh, Frank's a professor but he's often there in sessions.
Pottering about making tea.
It must be lovely.
Sharing it with someone.
It's marriage.
Not clean enough.
You try it.
- There you go.
- That was bizarre.
You've got to see for a lot of people, Belle, it's a huge relief.
Not being in charge? It's not him doing these dirty things.
His mistress is forcing him.
He has no choice.
Yeah, must be peaceful under the table.
I think I'm starting to get it.
Then you're ready.
Hi, this is Hannah.
I'm not around.
Leave a message.
Bye.
I'm so glad I didn't get hit by a bus.
Hi, this is Hannah.
I'm not around.
Leave a message.
Bye.
Hann, it's Ben.
Stop ignoring me, would you and give us a ring.
I've been trying you loads.
Close the door.
Clothes off.
Wear this.
Kneel here.
Yes - Yes what? - Yes, mistress.
Everything's worked out in advance.
The script.
The scenario.
Even the insults I'll use have been agreed with him over e-mail.
Hands behind your back.
I'm not gonna bend down for you.
On the chair.
- Now you're going to do whatever I tell you.
- Oh! When we caught you trying to escape I could have had you shot.
This way I thought it'd be more fun For me.
Please let me go, mistress.
Speak up.
Please let me go, mistress.
You're my prisoner here and you're not going anywhere.
Yes - Stop moving.
- Sorry, mistress.
I shall have to punish you.
No, mistress.
I don't think I could take any more.
- Really? - Yes, mistress.
- Please stop.
- OK, get up if you want.
No, I'm a bad slave.
Yes, you are.
But if you want, you can just get up.
- Red, amber or green? - Green.
All right, sorry.
This is what you deserve.
How do you know if you're doing it right? In my job if you make a man come, that's success.
With this I can't even tell if he's enjoying it.
What shall I do next, mistress? Just a minute.
You disgust me.
Sirona, it's Belle.
Yeah Look, I've run out of ideas and I've still got ages to go.
Yes, I suppose so OK.
And then do the kitchen.
Thank you for calling.
You have seven new messages.
And one new caller who left no message.
Hey look, if you're being a dick, fine, be a dick but at least drop me a text, let me know you're all right.
Hello.
- You think I'm being a dick? - Hi.
How are you? I'm not the one who's too scared to tell his best mate he's getting married.
What? Two months! Two months ago you went to Amsterdam.
- It's a month and a half.
- Well, fucking hell! Hann, this isn't about you.
I told who I wanted to tell.
Deal with it.
You didn't tell me cos you knew what I'd say: Bad idea.
Fuck you.
You want me to apologise for not telling you? Fine, you always have to be in control.
You know what, Hann? You're the one who never answers the phone or speaks about anything real these days.
I can't even come round your flat any more.
So stop being a hypocrite cos you're doing my head in.
Red Red.
Red.
Red! I don't want scars.
Can you help me undo this, please? Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't think that's for me.
You were very good.
I just got a bit No, I'm sorry.
No.
I am.
I'll recommend someone else.
She'll be great.
Maybe I am a hypocrite but at least I'm not a fucking coward.
All right.
Come and sit down.
Come on.
You look mental.
I was gonna tell you.
You know I always said I couldn't see me getting married? - Yeah, like me.
- Yeah.
And, I dont know, you've never got on with Vanessa.
You thought I wouldn't approve? No.
You know we're best mates, Ben.
I'd like to know you're getting married.
OK.
But we're not best mates like that really.
Are we? Why? - Is it Vanessa, is she threatened by me? - No, Hannah, it's you.
I didn't tell you about this, yeah, but you don't tell me anything.
What? Share our feelings more? Don't make it like I'm being a girl.
It's fucking obvious you keep secrets everywhere, seeing someone or whatever is you're doing.
And, you know what? That's fine.
But don't make it out like it's my fault we're not tight.
I know that's my fault, OK? I know.
I'm a private person, that's all.
Yeah, well, I just don't understand what's going on, do I? - Look, you'd better go, yeah? - Yeah.
Ben Yeah? Congratulations.
Thanks.
Sirona was right.
Hurting people is a very special talent.
Take a look at Belle on S&M has taught me one thing.
Maybe absolute control isn't always best.
Maybe sometimes you've got to give a bit away :: board.
tv4user.
de presents:: :: Assembling: fatbrat:: It's all arranged.
You'll be working with Naomi.
Hello.
Lucky boy.
I'm sending him the creme de la creme.
I'm hardly a girl's girl.
But I will go gay for pay.
What you do then? Would you believe me if I said I enjoyed it? A little girl's dream or nightmare.
Am I ever going to be able to talk to you about this?