Sexy Beasts (2021) s01e04 Episode Script

I'm so single. I'm dressed as a panda bear
to try to find a connection with somebody.
I'm at the point now where I'm dating
probably to marry somebody.
So, are you like a nerd-nerd
or are you like a hot nerd?
Baby, I'm a hot nerd.
Yes!
When it comes to dating,
we all go for looks first.
Is it love at first sight?
So, in this show,
everyone looks as weird as possible.
Could you fall in love
with someone based on personality alone?
Ass first, personality second.
Would you still feel
that way when you see their real face?
You are hot!
Welcome to the strangest blind date ever.
This is Sexy Beasts.
Meet Ibrahim,
a professional dancer and graffiti artist
from New York and London.
My last relationship,
official relationship,
is 2014, so it's been a while.
Throughout this experience,
I'm looking to find love.
Everybody's beautiful in their own way.
You never know what will happen.
So, what kind of girl
could make our lone wolf feel the love?
The type of girl I'm looking for
is a queen.
Somebody that could hold her own.
Somebody that is passionate physically,
emotionally, spiritually.
That's a big key, major key.
I'm ready to mingle.
Good 'cause we've got
three weird-looking women
ready to mingle too.
I'm very excited. Let's go.
First to try
and woo our wolf is Bella,
a model and motivational speaker
from London, UK.
My dating history
has been a little bit of a disaster.
Guys often just approach me
because of how I look,
and they don't care about who I am.
I just feel like I'm never gonna find
someone who likes me for me.
You have to kiss a few frogs
to find your prince, right?
And maybe the occasional wolf too.
This is my time to shine.
This is my time to show my personality
'cause it's all I've got now.
Well, that and a lovely beak.
Next up is Gabi,
a veterinary student from West Virginia.
I have never had a dating app in my life,
and I don't wanna swipe
right or left on people
because I don't think that their looks
have anything to do with who they are.
This could be the perfect show for you.
I definitely love animals
more than people.
This could really be
the perfect show for you.
I have the greatest dog in the world.
I sleep with my dog in the bed
every night.
If the guy does not like dogs in the bed,
whoo, red flag.
Well, Ibrahim is technically
a dog, so who knows?
Maybe you'll get his tail wagging.
And finally,
she's a life coach originally from Texas.
It's Karissa.
So, why are you here?
Normally, it's really important for me
to know what someone looks like
if I'm interested in dating them,
since I believe
that you can tell a lot by someone
by their face.
I know it's gonna be
really weird and different,
but I think it would
be a really fun experience
to see who I fall for
without knowing what they look like.
Perfect.
So, what kind of guy
are you hoping to fall for today?
I love eyes that I feel like my mind
can just go silent when I look in them.
Ah! That is lovely.
Connecting with someone
based on who they are in their heart.
Yes, yes, absolutely!
And massive, like, beautiful biceps.
Eh, guess a troll's got needs.
Our American wolf in London
is on the prowl
and ready to date our three ladies.
- Hello.
- How you doing?
I'm doing really well. How are you doing?
I'm great.
Based on first impressions,
he'll eliminate one of them
from the competition.
I've searched Jurassic Park to find you.
And only then will we see her real face.
- What will the kids look like?
- One may howl at the moon.
Let the hunt for a she-wolf begin.
I'm loving the face.
I won't lie to you. Oh my God.
Oh, thank you so much.
- This is a first.
- This is your first time.
This is my first time having
all of this makeup on my face.
You don't look like this?
Her energy was
Oh my God, so energetic.
I was like, "Yo, who is this?"
My friends and I back home,
we always do this thing called Shot 30.
- Shot 30.
- Every 30 minutes, we do a tequila shot.
You are wilding. Every 30 minutes?
- Or every 30
- Every 30 minutes.
Seconds? If I did one every 30 seconds,
I don't think I'd be alive.
I'm down to do tequila shots
to a certain extent.
What are some things that you think
have prepared you in your life?
Deep question.
Really telling yourself
not to worry about things,
even though you know
you have to worry about things.
Like, your mind is, like, always on.
Like, it's always solving something.
- Even when I don't want to.
- It's the sign of a genius, right?
She called me a genius.
That's a beautiful thing.
- I'm a sports fanatic, by the way.
- Really? I'm so into basketball.
- Serious?
- Yeah!
- No way!
- Let's go!
Oh, wow.
I'm from New York.
We have to play basketball.
When I was living in Miami, my first game,
not only did I catch the t-shirt
from the t-shirt gun,
I also caught the ball from the ball gun.
I was like, "I love basketball.
I'm always gonna come back!"
- So, what do you do?
- Me, I'm a professional dancer.
- That's awesome. I'm jealous.
- You got moves?
- Sober Gabi?
- Sober Gabi?
- No, but, uh
- Tipsy Gabi?
A little bit, yeah.
I think I'm the best dancer in the bar.
I'm interested to see Gabi's moves.
If she's on the advanced level,
then hey, you can join me.
We could boogie all night.
What inspires you to be a better person?
It might sound really cheesy,
but it's everyone thriving.
- Like, humanity thriving.
- I hear that.
Like, it really just lights me up.
Like, my cells start to dance,
and then life becomes
one giant dance party.
You have that mindset.
That's a beautiful mindset, yo.
The thing I'm the most passionate about
is self-love.
And I know that sounds
so generic and cliche,
but if you don't love yourself,
how will you love anyone else?
- Thank you.
- Right?
- Ah! You got some gems up in there!
- We are vibing!
- All right! I see you!
- The same wavelength!
I have the most important question
of the night.
- Got you.
- What about dogs on the bed?
That's a no-no. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Only reason why that's a no-no for me
That's a no-no for me cause it's,
like, that's unhygienic, you know?
So, what you're saying
is we'll have separate bedrooms.
If that's the case, that's the case.
Can't say nothing else.
I'll meet you for breakfast.
So, Ibrahim might already be
in the doghouse with Gabi.
But how did the other dates go?
I definitely hope I get chosen
because I did have a good time with him.
But we really got to work on his
"no dog on the bed" type thing.
I felt like our date
went really well, actually.
I hope that he likes me.
I can never tell when a guy likes me.
I found the wolf very attractive,
the mask and the man underneath.
I definitely see a potential queen.
One of them can be my she-wolf.
One of them will be my she-wolf.
First, it's time to find out
who won't be his she-wolf.
And that revelation will happen here
at Sexy Beasts Manor,
a stately home designed for dumping.
One of these ladies is leaving,
and her real face is about to be revealed.
I don't like this part.
Okay, the girls are here.
Where wolf?
There wolf.
Good evening, my queens.
It's wonderful to see you again.
So, Gabi,
the conversations that we had was amazing.
I connected with you on a different level.
I feel you, and I respect you for that.
Karissa, it was wonderful to meet you.
Your energy is different.
That's one thing
that stood out to me first.
I loved spending time with you,
so thank you for that.
Bella, your energy is amazing.
Magnificent!
And also, the self-love conversations
that we did have,
that was wonderful and very refreshing.
And this decision I have is very hard.
The person that I'm gonna lose is
Karissa.
Karissa's been given the kiss off.
So sorry.
I think he's made the right decision
because there wasn't a spark
I like to look for in first dates.
Not like I didn't have
a connection with her,
but the connection wasn't as strong
as Gabi and Bella.
The troll's weak connection
means she's dropping out,
so it's time to meet the real Karissa.
Well, she looks at least
400 years younger.
Ibrahim has been well and truly trolled.
Will the wolf be howling when he sees her?
If she's a snack, are you gonna leave us?
Unfortunately,
that's not how the game goes.
Mmm.
Oh my God!
You are stunning!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm just staring at you right now.
- I'm so sorry.
- What part are you staring at?
- Come on, hey!
- Just do my little
Hey, hey! Salt, salt, salt, salt.
I was delighted at the reaction I got,
especially his wolf howl.
That was the best.
She's beautiful! Oh my God!
A hint of regret from Ibrahim.
But what will Karissa make
of his real face?
I'm surprised.
Oh, yeah, he's hot. For sure.
So, just Gabi and Bella remain
in the battle to beguile the big bad wolf.
They each get a second date
before all the masks come off.
Gabi's up first.
I think it's gonna be a really fun time,
and if I come out of this
with a boyfriend, that's awesome to me.
And for their date, Gabi
and Ibrahim are at a distillery in London
to make their very own gin
with master distiller Matt.
We can start with a quick gin tasting.
We'll gently take a little sip.
Goddamn, that's strong! Oh my God.
I feel this is the perfect date for us.
It's not like a typical first, second date
that I would ever think about doing.
So, getting to do something like this,
especially with him, is really awesome.
After the tasting,
our beasts pause drinking gin
for just long enough
to make their own unique blend.
Szechuan pepper.
- You like spicy stuff?
- Yeah.
Same.
- Oh!
- Nah, nah.
Big no. Big no.
No.
That's not the one. That's not it.
Let's try these.
- Oh!
- For sure, yeah. A sweet orange
and orris.
I think we got it.
- So, the gin is brewing
- Whip it! Whip it! Whip it!
but is romance brewing too?
I'm feeling real comfortable with Gabi.
I feel like there's a spark.
And now we got the
- Seal it. Seal the deal.
- Seal it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
A flick of the wrist.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Perfect.
- I love it! It's our little gin baby.
- G-baby. How you doing?
The child has been born.
This date's taken a weird turn.
I don't really know.
Now, let's all enjoy an owl
and a wolf devouring their natural prey,
the bottle of gin they just made.
- Here's to our little g-baby.
- G-baby!
Would you count this
as a weird experience for you?
Being in things like this, yes.
But one of the weirdest times
I've ever been flirted with,
I was about elbow deep in an elephant.
- Okay.
- We had to de-worm elephants, okay?
And you have to do that rectally.
- In the ass? The anus.
- That's what a rectum means.
- The butthole, yes.
- The asshole?
And a guy was touching me and just told me
how pretty I was doing it, and I just
I was like,
"I dunno how to take that compliment."
This whole mask thing
goes up there with that.
- Okay. 'Cause I was I'll take that.
- Yeah.
I'm not sure
that was a compliment, Ibrahim.
I think
that we're getting along very well.
When a conversation flows naturally,
that's a good sign.
Yesterday,
I did remember you saying
if you have, you know,
a little alcohol in your system, you can
bust a move.
Can you do it for me?
No, I just have, like, a little,
you know, little hip movement.
Hey! I see you.
That's all I got, but you can dance.
- You put me on the spot.
- You gotta give me a beat, though.
Let's go!
You like that?
- Nothing special. Hey, thanks.
- I love it! Good job.
High five.
I am so comfortable around him.
Talking with him, laughing with him.
And I do believe
I have a really good chance at winning,
but we'll see.
My date with Gabi has been enjoyable.
And on a scale from zero to
I feel like I'm
For now, it's me and Gabi,
but, Belly, I'm coming for you!
So, Ibrahim's excited.
How's Belly feeling?
I can't use looks or any of that,
so all I'm gonna do is be myself.
Because if he doesn't like me for me,
then it's not worth it.
Bella and Ibrahim are set to experience
some high culture on their date,
a life-drawing class with tutor Sparky.
- Surprise, surprise.
- Mmm.
Alex, if you'd like to de-robe.
What I'd like you to do
is look at the proportions,
study the shapes.
I didn't expect to see
another man's private parts
on my date with Bella.
I'm okay with nudity,
but every time I see it,
the first thing I do is laugh.
- What, have you done this before?
- I have not, but I love drawing.
I mean, I draw all the time.
What are you starting with?
The back of the couch behind his shoulder.
Oh, good start.
What about yourself?
Yeah, I'm starting with,
like, the legs of the chair.
Brilliant.
Presented with the human form
in all its glory,
they're both drawing the sofa.
The wolf is enjoying his date.
The conversations,
the energy is very strong,
so I'm really liking it.
Who's your favorite superhero?
Black Panther.
- Mine is Iron Man.
- Oh word!
I feel like we're getting on really well,
considering we're doing a class together.
The conversation's still flowing,
which is great.
It'll look like a chicken wing.
What part of the guy is she drawing?
I've messed up the foot,
Oh, thank God.
No, keep going. You're good.
- How's your drawing?
- I'm just on the arm right now.
Lovely. Really good work.
They said you could never teach
a dinosaur to draw!
Before they reveal their masterpieces,
it's time for a "forget the naked guy
I've just seen" drink.
Cheers.
But how do we drink?
That's how dogs do it!
- I am a dog.
- Yeah!
I do feel a connection with him.
He's very easygoing.
He's very fun to be around,
and he's very passionate, which I love.
Everything's really connecting,
so I'm really liking it.
I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
This is my faceless man with one nipple.
Can you tell
that I spent most of the time on the sofa?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
He's got a giant ass.
It's like a Nicki Minaj drawing.
All right, show me yours.
Well, this is my
- Man with half a body.
- Oh! See, that's so much better.
- It's a half body, though.
- Amazing.
I really like
what you did with his feet.
Our apologies to Alex, the model.
I do feel like me and Bella
do have a strong connection today.
I'm a dog, dog.
You're a dog, dog. You Snoop Dogg.
It's too soon to say I found my queen,
but I definitely have two contenders,
strong contenders to fit that position.
I already like his personality,
so no matter what he looks like,
he won't be ugly to me.
It's a real hard decision. I'm gonna
have to pick one. I'm gonna have to.
Well, do it quickly
because we're back at Sexy Beasts Manor,
where Ibrahim will choose his she-wolf.
He already has a child with Gabi.
It's our little gin baby.
But is there a future there too?
Or did Bella win him over
by outshining a naked model's junk?
It's gonna look like a chicken wing.
Hello, my queens.
- Hello.
- Hi.
One thing, both of you guys, once again,
your personalities are spot on.
Bella, your energy
is just out of the world.
We got a lot in common. Got you.
Gabi, our date was very toxic.
I'll say that.
We had that first experience
that was making our g-baby
We did make a baby yesterday, yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
This was one of the toughest choices
I had to make, but
I have made a decision.
My Sexy Beast
is
Gabi.
It's a triumph for making babies
or a lesson in not sharing a date
with a naked man. One of the two.
Thank you!
It really was a real hard decision.
But Gabi, I just felt like
we had more of a connection.
Feathered and all, I am the Sexy Beast.
- Is it cause we made a baby?
- Let's not talk about that.
I'm sorry.
I think that we did have a connection,
but sometimes
people are better off as friends,
so maybe we could be friends.
That would be awesome.
I am excited for him to see
what I look like behind all the feathers.
I think I'm a little prettier than this.
I'm more excited
to see what he looks like.
I don't really care
how Gabi will look.
Her personality stood out to me.
I'm definitely excited
for her to see the real me
'cause I'm excited
for anybody to see the real me.
Time to get excited, then,
because we're about to see
the real everyone.
Starting with our very own wolfman,
this is the real Ibrahim.
Turns out he was a fox all along.
Before we meet Ibrahim's Sexy Beast,
let's make dinosaurs extinct once again
and meet the actual Bella.
Whoa, she's gone from dinosaur
to dino-mite.
Will Ibrahim have his tail
between his legs
when he finally sees her?
We'll find out here,
in the manor's fire-lit
Great Hall of Romance.
- Hello.
- Hey!
- Bella.
- Oh my God! Hi!
Oh my God!
Wow, look at you in the flesh!
Look at you in the flesh.
Wow!
- Err! You're gorgeous. Oh my God!
- Oh, thank you!
Bella is beautiful.
Straight forward, she beautiful.
Not gonna lie, it was quite nice feeling
that he thought I looked good.
- See you later.
- Take care.
Damn.
Wow.
No time for regrets, wolfman.
You're about to meet your Sexy Beast.
With her face now free as a bird,
here is the real Gabi.
Golly!
Hello.
Okay, Gabi!
Yep, she would still look hot
with her arm up an elephant's ass.
- I am very impressed, I will say.
- No, same here. You are beautiful.
Thank you.
Gabi's real sexy. Come on, B!
Y'all seen that?
- Can I see the whole thing?
- Oh, shit.
You wanna see the whole thing?
I'm just saying
I think he's very handsome.
So, Gabi, um, I definitely wanna hang out,
you know, in the future.
If you don't mind.
Yes, you are very handsome,
so I'm very happy,
um, but I think with the whole dynamic
of this and with the masks on,
I got a very friend vibe going on,
so I think that we should go
on more dates.
Oh, yeah, no. Definitely.
- So, we can see if there's more here.
- Of course.
I'm excited.
Okay.
We'll see how another date goes
'cause right now
I just feel the friendship vibes, which
Nothing wrong with it.
If I gain a friend out of this,
that's awesome.
If I gain a boyfriend, that's cool too.
- No, no, no. Come on, I got you.
- Okay.
All right.
At the end of the day,
you can't rush things.
You have to see where things will go.
I'm going with the flow,
but she is magnificent.
If he's game for that,
he's game
for the other crazy ideas I have.
I don't need to know
what she looks like.
Sex Kung Fu? What's that?
I'll probably go buy a ring.
When the masks come off,
the real fun begins.