Slutever (2018) s01e04 Episode Script
Luxury Sex
1 Fantastic.
We love working with new couples, and I'm glad you're coming here for your first experience.
Take care.
All right.
Another newbie.
He sounded nice.
A little nervous, but we'll fix that once they get here.
Do you ever worry that people have a death wish, and they just want you to come and beat them to death, literally? I've had somebody, they wanted me to cut off their balls and cook them and eat them.
Would you enjoy that? If I were to consume somebody, it would have to be somebody that I would want to be part of my body for the rest of my life.
Yeah.
That doesn't seem worth it.
Karley: I'm so tired from all the dating I've been doing recently.
I need a vacation.
It just sucks because every time I go away, I don't feel like I can be my true kinky self.
Like, recently, I got kicked out of my hotel for throwing a water sports orgy.
Wait.
Am I vacationally oppressed? I personally love vacations where I can reach casual slutty enlightenment.
It's all about choosing the right atmosphere for me, and I think I've come to the right place.
I'm here at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, which is undoubtedly a kink mecca.
Every year, over 400,000 people come here from all over the world to celebrate their inner freak.
It is the biggest fetish and leather fair in existence, and I'm excited to go meet some of my fellow perverts to talk to them about why this is such a major destination for the kink community.
Where did you guys come here from? From Seoul, South Korea.
And London Town.
You have to travel for a little bit of kink.
Do you think that this is a mecca for kinky people? It's like a total Fellini movie.
It's a spectacle of kink, like, you could never find anywhere else.
-Have I been bad? -You are a bad girl.
You want to go to someplace where you feel normal when you're abnormal.
I self-identify as just about anything you can imagine.
-Tall.
-Tall, you want to go with tall.
Do you find it difficult to be your true puppy self while traveling and on vacation? Uh-uh.
Do you feel like you can, like, be your, like, true horse everywhere in the world? -I don't think so.
No.
-Yeah.
I agree.
This is one of the very few places that we can actually come out and horse around freely.
Do you ever feel sort of, like, marginalized in the vanilla world? Is that a yes? When you get a hotel room, we kind of try and get one that's, like, off to the side.
We have to make sure security doesn't get called because of the loud noises.
Most of the time, when traveling, the kink stays home.
Is that sad for you? When you guys travel, what do you pack in your bag, and are you ever worried about, like, being checked by TSA? -Knives.
-Stun guns.
I packed a little kitty tail butt plug this time 'round.
But thanks God they didn't check my bag.
Is it important for you to be able to be kinky while you travel? I do have a pretty vanilla life outside of this, which is why we like to come here, so we can express ourselves the way we really want to.
Do you think that Folsom is worth traveling for? Oh, definitely.
Learn something about yourself.
I plan to learn a few things today and teach a few, too.
Karley: These kinky travelers make a good point.
What happens when all these pervs disperse into the vanilla world for the night? Where can they stay to truly express their inner deviant? You can probably stand here -Yeah? -for hours.
The sound of whips cracking led me to the founders of Kink B&B, yes, the Airbnb for the kink world.
Glamorous.
Karley: So I've been here at the fair all day, and I've been talking to a lot of people, and I've met so many people who have a similar feeling to me, where it's just like, sometimes it's difficult to be your, like, true freak, like, semi-gross self while you're traveling and on vacation.
Do you agree? -Oh, definitely.
That whole vanilla veneer is a heavy thing to carry with you whenever you travel.
That's what our business is about, is to try and help people travel with their kink.
Listen, I'm glad you guys stopped by.
Please, come to the office tomorrow.
We'd love to talk more about this, a little bit less, uh, lovely craziness.
Ryan had some extremely important work to get back to and I had to get back to my fellow freaks at Folsom.
Are you having fun? Same.
I'm here at the Kink B&B headquarters to learn more about this whole rent-a-dungeon start-up situation.
Maybe this could work for my kink discovery journey.
What is Kink B&B exactly? Kink B&B is a marketplace for people to share and rent sex-positive accommodations.
So it's almost like pre-consent.
You could say, like, "Do you consent to me being naked in your house?" Nudist is one of the check boxes the host can say.
Oh.
You know, there's orgy-friendly.
There's air conditioning.
Our amenities list is very vast.
Wait.
I love that.
So your amenities list is like, "Air conditioner, dog ball.
" Internet, sex furniture.
That's so good.
Okay.
There are some, like, just lovely places to stay with people that are comfy with you, and there are some really sexy dungeons.
Do you think that you could show me some of the places you have on offer in San Francisco? Because I was wondering if you think that going on a kind of kink vacation and finding your ideal kink destination could kind of help you discover new sexual sides of yourself.
Oh, definitely.
I mean, one of the things that travel gives you is that little bit step out of the norm, that step out of home and safe where it's okay to explore.
Exactly.
Why would I rent out an oceanside villa in Greece when I could stay in a random's basement and try out second-hand torture tools covered in stranger cum? I'm interested.
I'm actually well-versed in peeing on people.
So am I.
Does the slave come with the dungeon? How may I address you? Maybe Mistress Slutever.
Karley: So I'm trying to find myself in San Fran, and I'm working with a kinky pseudo real estate agent who specializes in helping people find their perfect getaway.
Some of the great spaces we have here, one place, the Arab American Geisha Experience, is a host that's pretty much trying to give you a lovely tea ceremony along with your stay.
Wow.
Hi.
-Hello.
How are you doing? I'm Karley.
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
-I'm Jenna.
-Looking festive.
This is cool, and I notice that you have a stripper pole.
That's a good addition to really any home, like, kinky or not.
And these ones are the ones that you can, like, move them around.
What is your place offering? A live playhouse, there's a place for tea.
There's a piano.
There's an awesome couch right here with a little TV.
There's a whole fully stocked kitchen.
So what do I get for booking a night here? I perform books, and then I would serve tea, and it'll just be me in different costumes and just entertaining.
I wanted to open up my place for free expression.
Kink B&B is a new thing, so it doesn't have to be just kinky, you know? How much does it cost to stay here? $500 a night.
For one room? Yeah.
For one room.
What I liked about the space was that the host was really nice and welcoming, and I thought it was nice that she offered to serve tea.
I like tea.
What I didn't like about the space was that it didn't seem really that kinky.
You know, like, I'm looking more for a place to sort of explore my sexuality, and that just seemed like someone's house.
Also, I wasn't born yesterday, so I'm not going to spend $500 to sleep in a bunk bed in someone's living room.
So does the SF kink scene have anything else to offer besides a precarious stripper pole in a cramped living room? Another great space I'd like to show you is Asian Leather Masters.
Basically they have a regular guest room, but they also have one of the most cram-packed-with-gear spaces we have in the city.
-Hey.
-Hello.
-How are you? -Welcome to our B&B.
Oh, thank you.
I'm Karley.
Nice to meet you.
-Karley, I'm Sir Boi.
Hey.
Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Karley, I'm Thomas.
Thomas, nice to meet you.
Wow.
There's a lot going on in here.
There certainly is.
Most everything happens in the dungeon.
I want to see the dungeon.
That sounds really exciting.
Wow.
This is magical.
Hi.
-This is where we put good boys.
Does the slave come with the dungeon? Sometimes.
This is so cozy.
I really like this.
-Yeah? Like, it's a cute little, like, boudoir dungeon.
If I decide to rent your space, what do I get for my money? You get the space and all the gear.
If you want to add on doms, then you can add those on, or a slave.
How much do they cost? -$200.
-Okay.
It's also kind of sexier than most dungeons.
Like, it feels like you want to have sex here.
You know, like, a lot of dungeons I've been to, it's like, how many people have, like, jizzed on this carpet? This place isn't bad.
I can totally see myself consensually beating someone to near-death here.
How much does it cost to stay here? It costs $200 to rent a room, the room, and $100 per hour for this room.
And if I stayed here, what do you think I would get out of it? Like, do you think that I would find myself sexually? Well, we mostly see men here.
I really liked this place.
It's so cozy.
I love their, like, little boudoir dungeon.
The only thing I didn't think was perfect about this place was that it's very gay-male-cetric, so it's not really ideal for me to find myself here, so I think I should keep looking and try and find somewhere that's more geared toward female sexual exploration.
Thankfully, my next stop seemed like it could really be the one.
I have to show you Catalyst right here because Catalyst is It's big.
Hey, nice to meet you.
How are you? I'm Karley.
Christopher.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Come on in.
Welcome to SF Catalyst.
Enter into our main play space.
This is enormous.
How many people do you think could have sex in this room at one time? Well, our capacity is 100 people.
What's your favorite thing about this space? I like that it has the right feeling to play in.
Right.
So this is just about restraining somebody, obviously.
It's about restraint.
It's also about humiliation.
This is the only room in the facility where we allow piss play.
I'm actually well-versed in peeing on people.
So am I.
I like that.
We have that in common.
So what's the price tag for this? For an individual, during the daytime on a weekday, it's as low as $50 an hour.
What I like about the play space is how much equipment is has, way more than most other dungeons that I've been in.
I also like that it has a skylight.
What I don't like about the space is that it's maybe too big.
I don't think it's the perfect option for sort of relaxing and chilling out with, like, a casual spanking once in a while.
Nothing seemed quite right.
I've started to get frustrated, scaling urban mountains and nowhere close to finding the perfect kinky getaway.
Talk about an anticlimax, but Ryan had one more idea.
What if I want the total immersive kinky vacation experience? Like, what if I want the "Eat, Pray, Love" of dungeons? Mistress Couple's space in upstate New York, La Domain, it is a getaway from it all.
And I'm from upstate New York, so I'll be, like, going back to my roots.
Maybe you'll find kinky roots up there.
So this is where people get spit-roasted? Hi.
Karley: I'm headed to La Domain SMR in upstate New York.
We've been driving for 3 hours, going deeper into the woods, and I've just officially left the realm of Wi-Fi.
Ugh.
How am I supposed to find myself when I can't even drop a pin? Hi.
-Hi.
You must be Karley.
-Yes.
Nice to meet you.
-I'm Mistress Couple.
Welcome.
-You look great.
Thank you.
-So do you.
Karley: This is so cool.
It's sort of, like, homey but also terrifying.
-This is Slave 9 over here.
-Oh, cool.
Now, how do you describe exactly what La Domain is? La Domain is the world's oldest BDSM training chateau that is still in existence, and we also function as a bed and dungeon where people can come and stay overnight and use the dungeon while they're here.
Would you say, if someone is looking for a kink vacation, that this would be the ultimate place that they should go? It's not that upstate New York is a vacation destination.
It's the destination people are looking for is within themselves, and they know that this is a place where they can find that.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's get this set up.
-Okay.
Before I officially go full-on "Eat, Pray, Cum," I want to be a good journalist and find out more about how this place works.
Stand back.
That one was nice and easy for us.
So what exactly is this for? Usually, when the slaves are in service here, they're required to be naked, and it gets really cold up here in the winter on the mountaintop, so we do a lot of wood splitting so that we can get out of the dungeon for fun and exercise and also to keep the slaves warm.
The slaves love to do this, and so do I, so they usually complain that I'm taking their hard labor away.
It's really fun.
This is La Domain SMR.
What can I do for you? Fantastic.
Do you have particular interests, like spanking or bondage? Do you watch BDSM porn? Any allergies, food allergies that we need to know about? Fantastic.
We love working with new couples, and I'm glad you're coming here for your first experience.
Take care.
All right.
Another newbie.
He sounded nice.
A little nervous, but we'll fix that once they get here.
Is there a way you could generalize about the difference in clientele, you know, maybe 10 years ago and then sort of post the more popularization of BDSM? Although this still exists, a lot of people who came in the original period really thought they had issues, thought that this was an illness center, were trying to find peace with themselves about it, and generally just took them seeing that other people are just enjoying it.
Since "Fifty Shades of Grey," we've had this influx of couples that are between 65 and 80 years of age That's cool.
that we never had before, and they're fabulous.
How many submissives or slaves do you have "working" here at one time? Working at the chateau, any given week, there's about 8 to 10 submissives or masters and mistresses in training.
And what exactly do you mean by training? Slave, kneel down, please.
There are roles in power-exchange dynamics.
One person assumes the control, and one person gives up the control.
That's very nice.
So people come here to train in those and learn those skills so they can bring them home to their bedroom when they're done with vacation.
If you are training to be a submissive and you mess up, like, is there some serious punishment involved? The punishment is that you don't get spanked.
He's laughing.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He knows.
Man: Thank you, mistress.
You're welcome, slave.
Do you guys change people's lives? My life was changed by coming here.
So what's your story? So you came here first as a guest.
I did.
I came to one of the infamous La Domain parties for my first BDSM experience ever, and I had no exposure to BDSM at all.
I didn't really know anything about it.
So there was a woman at the party who was being whipped in the Can I sayor Okay.
- is the best.
There was a woman being whipped in the genitals, and when she had an orgasm, she broke down in tears, and the dominants who had been whipping her surrounded her and put their arms around her and embraced her.
It sounds weirdly romantic.
It was really romantic, and I think that was the moment where I realized this is a safe place for me to explore my sexuality and explore these desires, so I jumped right in.
The next morning, I took a shower, and I decided not to put my clothes back on, and I asked to become a house slave here, and eventually somehow ended up in charge of this madhouse.
That is an epiphany moment.
Yeah.
It's not a good week at La Domain unless at least one person has had an epiphany.
Hopefully that's going to be me this week.
Master R: All right, slaves.
You can serve.
I think you have very submissive tendencies that are very close to the surface in this environment.
Karley: What does that mean? Karley: Now that I've learned about the inner workings of this torture palace, I'm excited to experience this mecca of kink travel from the other side as a guest.
Duh.
How may I address you? Um What would you like to be called? Maybe Mistress Slutever.
Mistress Slutever, I would like to massage your feet, if that is okay with you.
Yes, please.
Do you like slaving here? Yes.
I enjoy it.
It's wonderful.
Can you do it a little bit harder and slower? Yes.
And where are you from? I'm from a very small mountain town over in central Massachusetts.
So you drive kind of far to get here? -Yes.
-How long? About an hour and a half.
So being able to come here and be openly submissive, has that made a huge difference in your life? Oh, yes.
It's like I don't feel like I'm in that little small town, one person, and I'm a weird person, or there's something wrong with me.
There's a lot of people that enjoy the same type of things.
I have to say, I agree with Slave 9.
There is something bizarrely cozy about this place.
I feel more safe here to explore maybe a more submissive element of my sexuality that in the past I haven't been comfortable doing because of the level of vulnerability that that requires, so today I'm going to do a session with Mistress Couple, and I'm excited to hand the reins over to her and explore my sub side.
-Get comfortable.
-Okay.
Is there anything in particular that you're hoping to experience while we're in the dungeon tonight? I like the idea of feeling really, like, I can let go because sometimes I have a lot of anxiety in sexual situations, or I'm worrying about pleasing other people, and to be able to relax and enjoy pleasure and enjoy attention, sometimes it's hard for me.
Okay.
Hold your hair up.
Now you'll repeat after me.
The purpose of a slave The purpose of a slave is to be as hot as Mistress wants is to be as hot as Mistress wants for as long as Mistress wants.
for as long as Mistress wants.
Just relax.
Keep breathing.
Keep breathing.
I'm a little scared.
You're scared? That's good.
That means you have some senses about you.
It's very nice to have you here like this.
Yeah? Would you like to go upside-down? Mistress, please put me upside-down.
Now you're completely out of control, so you better just relax.
Whoa.
I never thought that my ideal vacation experience would include being hung upside-down from a wooden cross, but Mistress Couple really helped me unwind.
What I learned through my kinky travels is that you can find sexual enlightenment in some of the most surprising places, even a stranger's basement, because really it's not as much about exploring a place as it is about exploring yourself.
Deep thoughts.
Au revoir, sluts.
We love working with new couples, and I'm glad you're coming here for your first experience.
Take care.
All right.
Another newbie.
He sounded nice.
A little nervous, but we'll fix that once they get here.
Do you ever worry that people have a death wish, and they just want you to come and beat them to death, literally? I've had somebody, they wanted me to cut off their balls and cook them and eat them.
Would you enjoy that? If I were to consume somebody, it would have to be somebody that I would want to be part of my body for the rest of my life.
Yeah.
That doesn't seem worth it.
Karley: I'm so tired from all the dating I've been doing recently.
I need a vacation.
It just sucks because every time I go away, I don't feel like I can be my true kinky self.
Like, recently, I got kicked out of my hotel for throwing a water sports orgy.
Wait.
Am I vacationally oppressed? I personally love vacations where I can reach casual slutty enlightenment.
It's all about choosing the right atmosphere for me, and I think I've come to the right place.
I'm here at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, which is undoubtedly a kink mecca.
Every year, over 400,000 people come here from all over the world to celebrate their inner freak.
It is the biggest fetish and leather fair in existence, and I'm excited to go meet some of my fellow perverts to talk to them about why this is such a major destination for the kink community.
Where did you guys come here from? From Seoul, South Korea.
And London Town.
You have to travel for a little bit of kink.
Do you think that this is a mecca for kinky people? It's like a total Fellini movie.
It's a spectacle of kink, like, you could never find anywhere else.
-Have I been bad? -You are a bad girl.
You want to go to someplace where you feel normal when you're abnormal.
I self-identify as just about anything you can imagine.
-Tall.
-Tall, you want to go with tall.
Do you find it difficult to be your true puppy self while traveling and on vacation? Uh-uh.
Do you feel like you can, like, be your, like, true horse everywhere in the world? -I don't think so.
No.
-Yeah.
I agree.
This is one of the very few places that we can actually come out and horse around freely.
Do you ever feel sort of, like, marginalized in the vanilla world? Is that a yes? When you get a hotel room, we kind of try and get one that's, like, off to the side.
We have to make sure security doesn't get called because of the loud noises.
Most of the time, when traveling, the kink stays home.
Is that sad for you? When you guys travel, what do you pack in your bag, and are you ever worried about, like, being checked by TSA? -Knives.
-Stun guns.
I packed a little kitty tail butt plug this time 'round.
But thanks God they didn't check my bag.
Is it important for you to be able to be kinky while you travel? I do have a pretty vanilla life outside of this, which is why we like to come here, so we can express ourselves the way we really want to.
Do you think that Folsom is worth traveling for? Oh, definitely.
Learn something about yourself.
I plan to learn a few things today and teach a few, too.
Karley: These kinky travelers make a good point.
What happens when all these pervs disperse into the vanilla world for the night? Where can they stay to truly express their inner deviant? You can probably stand here -Yeah? -for hours.
The sound of whips cracking led me to the founders of Kink B&B, yes, the Airbnb for the kink world.
Glamorous.
Karley: So I've been here at the fair all day, and I've been talking to a lot of people, and I've met so many people who have a similar feeling to me, where it's just like, sometimes it's difficult to be your, like, true freak, like, semi-gross self while you're traveling and on vacation.
Do you agree? -Oh, definitely.
That whole vanilla veneer is a heavy thing to carry with you whenever you travel.
That's what our business is about, is to try and help people travel with their kink.
Listen, I'm glad you guys stopped by.
Please, come to the office tomorrow.
We'd love to talk more about this, a little bit less, uh, lovely craziness.
Ryan had some extremely important work to get back to and I had to get back to my fellow freaks at Folsom.
Are you having fun? Same.
I'm here at the Kink B&B headquarters to learn more about this whole rent-a-dungeon start-up situation.
Maybe this could work for my kink discovery journey.
What is Kink B&B exactly? Kink B&B is a marketplace for people to share and rent sex-positive accommodations.
So it's almost like pre-consent.
You could say, like, "Do you consent to me being naked in your house?" Nudist is one of the check boxes the host can say.
Oh.
You know, there's orgy-friendly.
There's air conditioning.
Our amenities list is very vast.
Wait.
I love that.
So your amenities list is like, "Air conditioner, dog ball.
" Internet, sex furniture.
That's so good.
Okay.
There are some, like, just lovely places to stay with people that are comfy with you, and there are some really sexy dungeons.
Do you think that you could show me some of the places you have on offer in San Francisco? Because I was wondering if you think that going on a kind of kink vacation and finding your ideal kink destination could kind of help you discover new sexual sides of yourself.
Oh, definitely.
I mean, one of the things that travel gives you is that little bit step out of the norm, that step out of home and safe where it's okay to explore.
Exactly.
Why would I rent out an oceanside villa in Greece when I could stay in a random's basement and try out second-hand torture tools covered in stranger cum? I'm interested.
I'm actually well-versed in peeing on people.
So am I.
Does the slave come with the dungeon? How may I address you? Maybe Mistress Slutever.
Karley: So I'm trying to find myself in San Fran, and I'm working with a kinky pseudo real estate agent who specializes in helping people find their perfect getaway.
Some of the great spaces we have here, one place, the Arab American Geisha Experience, is a host that's pretty much trying to give you a lovely tea ceremony along with your stay.
Wow.
Hi.
-Hello.
How are you doing? I'm Karley.
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
-I'm Jenna.
-Looking festive.
This is cool, and I notice that you have a stripper pole.
That's a good addition to really any home, like, kinky or not.
And these ones are the ones that you can, like, move them around.
What is your place offering? A live playhouse, there's a place for tea.
There's a piano.
There's an awesome couch right here with a little TV.
There's a whole fully stocked kitchen.
So what do I get for booking a night here? I perform books, and then I would serve tea, and it'll just be me in different costumes and just entertaining.
I wanted to open up my place for free expression.
Kink B&B is a new thing, so it doesn't have to be just kinky, you know? How much does it cost to stay here? $500 a night.
For one room? Yeah.
For one room.
What I liked about the space was that the host was really nice and welcoming, and I thought it was nice that she offered to serve tea.
I like tea.
What I didn't like about the space was that it didn't seem really that kinky.
You know, like, I'm looking more for a place to sort of explore my sexuality, and that just seemed like someone's house.
Also, I wasn't born yesterday, so I'm not going to spend $500 to sleep in a bunk bed in someone's living room.
So does the SF kink scene have anything else to offer besides a precarious stripper pole in a cramped living room? Another great space I'd like to show you is Asian Leather Masters.
Basically they have a regular guest room, but they also have one of the most cram-packed-with-gear spaces we have in the city.
-Hey.
-Hello.
-How are you? -Welcome to our B&B.
Oh, thank you.
I'm Karley.
Nice to meet you.
-Karley, I'm Sir Boi.
Hey.
Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Karley, I'm Thomas.
Thomas, nice to meet you.
Wow.
There's a lot going on in here.
There certainly is.
Most everything happens in the dungeon.
I want to see the dungeon.
That sounds really exciting.
Wow.
This is magical.
Hi.
-This is where we put good boys.
Does the slave come with the dungeon? Sometimes.
This is so cozy.
I really like this.
-Yeah? Like, it's a cute little, like, boudoir dungeon.
If I decide to rent your space, what do I get for my money? You get the space and all the gear.
If you want to add on doms, then you can add those on, or a slave.
How much do they cost? -$200.
-Okay.
It's also kind of sexier than most dungeons.
Like, it feels like you want to have sex here.
You know, like, a lot of dungeons I've been to, it's like, how many people have, like, jizzed on this carpet? This place isn't bad.
I can totally see myself consensually beating someone to near-death here.
How much does it cost to stay here? It costs $200 to rent a room, the room, and $100 per hour for this room.
And if I stayed here, what do you think I would get out of it? Like, do you think that I would find myself sexually? Well, we mostly see men here.
I really liked this place.
It's so cozy.
I love their, like, little boudoir dungeon.
The only thing I didn't think was perfect about this place was that it's very gay-male-cetric, so it's not really ideal for me to find myself here, so I think I should keep looking and try and find somewhere that's more geared toward female sexual exploration.
Thankfully, my next stop seemed like it could really be the one.
I have to show you Catalyst right here because Catalyst is It's big.
Hey, nice to meet you.
How are you? I'm Karley.
Christopher.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Come on in.
Welcome to SF Catalyst.
Enter into our main play space.
This is enormous.
How many people do you think could have sex in this room at one time? Well, our capacity is 100 people.
What's your favorite thing about this space? I like that it has the right feeling to play in.
Right.
So this is just about restraining somebody, obviously.
It's about restraint.
It's also about humiliation.
This is the only room in the facility where we allow piss play.
I'm actually well-versed in peeing on people.
So am I.
I like that.
We have that in common.
So what's the price tag for this? For an individual, during the daytime on a weekday, it's as low as $50 an hour.
What I like about the play space is how much equipment is has, way more than most other dungeons that I've been in.
I also like that it has a skylight.
What I don't like about the space is that it's maybe too big.
I don't think it's the perfect option for sort of relaxing and chilling out with, like, a casual spanking once in a while.
Nothing seemed quite right.
I've started to get frustrated, scaling urban mountains and nowhere close to finding the perfect kinky getaway.
Talk about an anticlimax, but Ryan had one more idea.
What if I want the total immersive kinky vacation experience? Like, what if I want the "Eat, Pray, Love" of dungeons? Mistress Couple's space in upstate New York, La Domain, it is a getaway from it all.
And I'm from upstate New York, so I'll be, like, going back to my roots.
Maybe you'll find kinky roots up there.
So this is where people get spit-roasted? Hi.
Karley: I'm headed to La Domain SMR in upstate New York.
We've been driving for 3 hours, going deeper into the woods, and I've just officially left the realm of Wi-Fi.
Ugh.
How am I supposed to find myself when I can't even drop a pin? Hi.
-Hi.
You must be Karley.
-Yes.
Nice to meet you.
-I'm Mistress Couple.
Welcome.
-You look great.
Thank you.
-So do you.
Karley: This is so cool.
It's sort of, like, homey but also terrifying.
-This is Slave 9 over here.
-Oh, cool.
Now, how do you describe exactly what La Domain is? La Domain is the world's oldest BDSM training chateau that is still in existence, and we also function as a bed and dungeon where people can come and stay overnight and use the dungeon while they're here.
Would you say, if someone is looking for a kink vacation, that this would be the ultimate place that they should go? It's not that upstate New York is a vacation destination.
It's the destination people are looking for is within themselves, and they know that this is a place where they can find that.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's get this set up.
-Okay.
Before I officially go full-on "Eat, Pray, Cum," I want to be a good journalist and find out more about how this place works.
Stand back.
That one was nice and easy for us.
So what exactly is this for? Usually, when the slaves are in service here, they're required to be naked, and it gets really cold up here in the winter on the mountaintop, so we do a lot of wood splitting so that we can get out of the dungeon for fun and exercise and also to keep the slaves warm.
The slaves love to do this, and so do I, so they usually complain that I'm taking their hard labor away.
It's really fun.
This is La Domain SMR.
What can I do for you? Fantastic.
Do you have particular interests, like spanking or bondage? Do you watch BDSM porn? Any allergies, food allergies that we need to know about? Fantastic.
We love working with new couples, and I'm glad you're coming here for your first experience.
Take care.
All right.
Another newbie.
He sounded nice.
A little nervous, but we'll fix that once they get here.
Is there a way you could generalize about the difference in clientele, you know, maybe 10 years ago and then sort of post the more popularization of BDSM? Although this still exists, a lot of people who came in the original period really thought they had issues, thought that this was an illness center, were trying to find peace with themselves about it, and generally just took them seeing that other people are just enjoying it.
Since "Fifty Shades of Grey," we've had this influx of couples that are between 65 and 80 years of age That's cool.
that we never had before, and they're fabulous.
How many submissives or slaves do you have "working" here at one time? Working at the chateau, any given week, there's about 8 to 10 submissives or masters and mistresses in training.
And what exactly do you mean by training? Slave, kneel down, please.
There are roles in power-exchange dynamics.
One person assumes the control, and one person gives up the control.
That's very nice.
So people come here to train in those and learn those skills so they can bring them home to their bedroom when they're done with vacation.
If you are training to be a submissive and you mess up, like, is there some serious punishment involved? The punishment is that you don't get spanked.
He's laughing.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He knows.
Man: Thank you, mistress.
You're welcome, slave.
Do you guys change people's lives? My life was changed by coming here.
So what's your story? So you came here first as a guest.
I did.
I came to one of the infamous La Domain parties for my first BDSM experience ever, and I had no exposure to BDSM at all.
I didn't really know anything about it.
So there was a woman at the party who was being whipped in the Can I sayor Okay.
- is the best.
There was a woman being whipped in the genitals, and when she had an orgasm, she broke down in tears, and the dominants who had been whipping her surrounded her and put their arms around her and embraced her.
It sounds weirdly romantic.
It was really romantic, and I think that was the moment where I realized this is a safe place for me to explore my sexuality and explore these desires, so I jumped right in.
The next morning, I took a shower, and I decided not to put my clothes back on, and I asked to become a house slave here, and eventually somehow ended up in charge of this madhouse.
That is an epiphany moment.
Yeah.
It's not a good week at La Domain unless at least one person has had an epiphany.
Hopefully that's going to be me this week.
Master R: All right, slaves.
You can serve.
I think you have very submissive tendencies that are very close to the surface in this environment.
Karley: What does that mean? Karley: Now that I've learned about the inner workings of this torture palace, I'm excited to experience this mecca of kink travel from the other side as a guest.
Duh.
How may I address you? Um What would you like to be called? Maybe Mistress Slutever.
Mistress Slutever, I would like to massage your feet, if that is okay with you.
Yes, please.
Do you like slaving here? Yes.
I enjoy it.
It's wonderful.
Can you do it a little bit harder and slower? Yes.
And where are you from? I'm from a very small mountain town over in central Massachusetts.
So you drive kind of far to get here? -Yes.
-How long? About an hour and a half.
So being able to come here and be openly submissive, has that made a huge difference in your life? Oh, yes.
It's like I don't feel like I'm in that little small town, one person, and I'm a weird person, or there's something wrong with me.
There's a lot of people that enjoy the same type of things.
I have to say, I agree with Slave 9.
There is something bizarrely cozy about this place.
I feel more safe here to explore maybe a more submissive element of my sexuality that in the past I haven't been comfortable doing because of the level of vulnerability that that requires, so today I'm going to do a session with Mistress Couple, and I'm excited to hand the reins over to her and explore my sub side.
-Get comfortable.
-Okay.
Is there anything in particular that you're hoping to experience while we're in the dungeon tonight? I like the idea of feeling really, like, I can let go because sometimes I have a lot of anxiety in sexual situations, or I'm worrying about pleasing other people, and to be able to relax and enjoy pleasure and enjoy attention, sometimes it's hard for me.
Okay.
Hold your hair up.
Now you'll repeat after me.
The purpose of a slave The purpose of a slave is to be as hot as Mistress wants is to be as hot as Mistress wants for as long as Mistress wants.
for as long as Mistress wants.
Just relax.
Keep breathing.
Keep breathing.
I'm a little scared.
You're scared? That's good.
That means you have some senses about you.
It's very nice to have you here like this.
Yeah? Would you like to go upside-down? Mistress, please put me upside-down.
Now you're completely out of control, so you better just relax.
Whoa.
I never thought that my ideal vacation experience would include being hung upside-down from a wooden cross, but Mistress Couple really helped me unwind.
What I learned through my kinky travels is that you can find sexual enlightenment in some of the most surprising places, even a stranger's basement, because really it's not as much about exploring a place as it is about exploring yourself.
Deep thoughts.
Au revoir, sluts.