Superwog (2017) s01e04 Episode Script
The Formal
1 (MUSCLE CAR ENGINE REVS) We can't wait to take youse to the formal tonight.
We can't wait either.
We've been thinking about you guys all week.
Really? Oh, yeah.
Me and Rachel have been thinking about you nonstop.
(GULPS) Babe, did you book us a ride for tonight? Yeah, I booked us a white, stretch limo.
Oh, baby.
No way! That's my favourite.
I know it is, baby.
I want you from the deepest part of my heart.
Hey, Johnny.
Have you got your suit ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh My-my-my-my mum ironed it for me this morning.
Hey.
So, um Me and Sam really want you guys to come to the pre-formal dress-up party today.
Will you come? Nah, we're good.
Yeah, yeah, we'll come.
What time? Um, well, everyone's meeting there in like an hour.
So will we see our big, strong men there? BOTH: Yeah, yeah, you will.
You will.
Yeah, yeah, you will.
OK, so, um This is what we want you to wear.
I can't believe it.
Bro, they're in love with us.
You know how good we're gonna look tonight? Yeah.
Hey, you reckon I can go like this to the formal? I love this outfit.
What are you talking about? You look like a cough lolly.
Hey, isn't that Oh, shit.
Oi! Oi, dickhead! What do you want, bro? What are you guys dressed up for? Still don't have girls for the formal tonight, you desperate cunts? We already got girls, bro.
Hotties as well.
Oh, yeah, really? Who are they? Your cousins? (LAUGHS) No, come on, tell us.
Who are you taking? We're taking Rachel and Samantha.
No way.
Really? Yeah.
We're gonna go party with them now, so piss off, dickheads.
Ooh, baby.
I want you from the deepest part of my heart.
(ALL LAUGH) You fuckin' losers.
Ooh, baby.
I'm a virgin.
I was just bullshitting! I was just bullshitting! Ha-ha, see you later, losers.
Goodbye, my old friend It's time to go our separate ways It feels so bittersweet But you belong to yesterday I never could rely on you You always seem to make me blue Goodbye, lonely hearts Although I knew it all along I was afraid of moving on Goodbye, lonely hearts I'm getting over all the tears I used to cry My lonely heart, goodbye.
What happened to your party? Got cancelled.
Get lost, Dad.
What are you doing? Is there any problem you want to talk to me about? No, Dad! Are you having a vagina problem? Dad, I really don't want to talk about this.
When I was your age, I have the same problem.
No woman want to have sex with me.
My penis caused me a lot of problem.
But I want to tell you about our family secret.
Mum! Listen to me, boy.
I want you to see your grandmother.
She has a black ointment.
When you rub it on yourself, you will attract beautiful women.
It is unbelievable.
What? Are you serious? Yes, boy.
It is the only reason our family has survived.
When I put it on, I rooted nonstop.
I rooted 523 women.
Whoa.
I can root any woman I want.
But I choose to root your mother, because she services my penis and my penis only! Dad, stop.
My penis became so powerful a donkey wanted to root me, so I rooted it.
I ROOTED A DONKEY! OK, Dad! Oh, my God! So it's an ointment you put on yourself? Yeah.
And when you do, it attracts hotties? Yes.
Stunners.
My dad used it.
It sounds like bullshit to me.
Bullshit? Bro, my dad used it and rooted 523 women.
Oh, no, man.
Your dad's a blow-arse.
I know, but I could tell he wasn't lying this time.
He said it was so strong, a donkey forced him to root it.
What the hell? Oh, OK.
So you don't want to go to the formal, then? Fine.
You and me can join the chess club and walk around the school with chessboards.
Is that what you wanna do? 'Cause that's what's gonna happen to us.
No.
Exactly.
You fuckhead.
Now, come on.
You no have a vagina for the formal? No, grandma.
It's OK.
I help you.
Here.
Don't give this to anybody else.
Your dick turn to avocado.
This make you not stop.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Give it to me.
You will have a beautiful woman.
They always throw themself to you.
I give it to you.
But you have to come back for lunch.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Give it to me.
Thanks, grandma.
You better be careful.
You have to give it good.
Yeah, yeah.
For sure.
My grandma's crazy.
Johnny, you wanna practise? Nah, he's alright, grandma.
You never touch boobs before.
Here.
Come touch.
See? Is already work.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
Let's get out of here.
Touch my boobs! What the? I no have a husband for many years! He dead 90 years ago.
The boy is gone.
Go to your room and prepare yourself.
I am horny.
No.
What, no? What is no? No.
What is this word? I have never heard this word before.
I don't care.
Please.
- No.
- Why? I don't feel like it.
You don't feel like it?! No.
But I feel like it, so get in the room and get ready.
No.
Woman, why are you saying no? My testicles are hurting.
I will call the police on you! Call the police? Why don't you call one of your 500 women to service your penis instead? No.
No, no, no! You do not understand! - Please! - No.
I will be very quick this time! What are you talkin' about? You're always quick.
Get away from me! You will not have sex with me again! You idiot! Alright, good luck.
I'll be at my usual spot.
Oh, hey! Hello.
How are you? Yeah, good, good.
Jeez, you're going quick.
- Me? - Yeah.
Oh, this is nothing.
I'm so not motivated.
What are you training today? Uh, a bit of everything, you know.
- What are you doing? - Uh, nothing.
Get away from me.
So, anyway Tonight, I was thinking Are you sure you're not going too fast? Yeah, I'm fine.
What the f? How'd you go? Not good.
I've got this old lady who keeps staring at me.
- You? - What? Me too.
This place is weird.
Let's get outta here.
- Come over here.
- Come on, boys.
What the hell is going on? (BOTH SCREAM) Is yours coming off? No, no! My grandma's a liar! I think it's in my balls.
Me too! (SCREAMS) Gosh.
Sounded like a shit fight in there.
You alright? Yes, it is my wife.
What happened? No.
My wife say to me, no.
- She says no? - Yes, she say no for Oh, right.
You're in the doghouse, mate.
Doghouse? No, no, I couldn't have sex with your dog.
Thank you for offering.
What? No, mate.
When your wife is angry and she doesn't want to sleep with you, that means you're in the doghouse.
Yes, but my testicles are in a massive amount of pain.
That's because you've got blue balls.
No, I do not.
Yes, you do.
But my testicles are black.
No, no.
When your wife says no, you get blue balls.
How do I make her say yes? Look.
All I can say is you'd better stop it early, or else it can go on too long.
It's been 10 years since my wife said yes.
Oh, no, what do I do? Just knock one out, mate.
What is that? One of these.
So let me see if I have this correct.
To root your blue dog, I have to knock him out, so he doesn't tell anyone? - Is your neck itchy? - Yeah.
This shit is evil, bro.
Oh, my gosh! Look at that.
Fuckin' ugliest cunt in the area talking to the hottest babes like it's nothing.
It's bullshit, bro.
If it wasn't for that cute little puppy, they wouldn't even look at that guy.
Oh, my God.
It's working.
Aw, can I pat him? - Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
- Can I pat him too? Yeah, yeah.
Where did you get them? They're actually orphans.
We rescued them.
Yeah, we we love dogs.
Oh, my God, that is amazing.
You two are so sweet.
(BOTH GUFFAW) Hey, uh W-w-w-what are you two up to tonight? Oh, um Nothing.
Actually, we were looking for two guys have a fun night out with.
Uh W-w-well, you know um We have a f-f-f-formal.
Yeah, yeah.
We have a formal tonight a-a-a-and And-and c-c-can-can Can you-you It's your formal tonight and you want us to come with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you know, we actually think that there should be more guys out there who are caring and sensitive and respectful, who consider themselves to be dog rights activists.
Yeah, yeah.
We love dogs.
You know, I think humans should be more like dogs.
I know, right? I wish I could do doggie style and sniff butts all day.
What? Don't you do it doggie style? Well, at least with doggie style you don't have to look at my face! Excuse me.
Yes, how can I help you today? Yes, hello.
I have blue balls.
Sorry? My balls are blue.
OK, was that due to trauma to the area? Yes.
What happened? My wife say no and now my balls are blue.
OK.
I am in the doghouse.
I have a blue house with balls.
The dog knock one out for me.
I will knock one out, not with the dog.
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.
Can I give my wife something to make her say yes? Well, it sounds to me like you need to give your wife a bit of love and affection.
Love and Affection? Where do I get this? How much is that? No, unfortunately I can't help you with that.
OK, please give me sleeping-pills, a cloth and very sharp medical scissors.
No, look, I'm sorry, you're going to have to leave the premises.
No, no, no! No! No, I just need the pills to sleep and the scissors to cut my balls off.
Get out! Get out of here! (LAUGHS) It's funny, huh? You get a vagina? We did.
From crusty old ladies, what the hell? Sit down and eat.
I'm serious, Grandma, don't fuck me around anymore, alright? (SLAP!) Don't you talk to me like that, boy.
OK.
You fucking rude boy! I'm sorry.
It's just, Grandma, our formal is in four hours and instead of finding babes, you almost got us into a granny orgy.
- Here, have some more.
- No, no, no.
We don't any more of your evil liquid, alright? (LAUGHS) Why don't you take one of your cousin? - No way.
- Why? You have two beautiful cousin.
They are sisters.
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
You used to play with them when you were little.
But after family problem, you stop seeing.
Really? No-one will know they are your cousin.
They are beautiful.
Whoa! Very big boobs.
Just the way you like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Johnny, are you sure you don't want to practise? Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure.
I think it's so great you're not scared to take your first cousins to your formal.
Look, social norms scare some people, but not me.
I'm not afraid to challenge them, you know? You're very brave.
Oh, here they are.
BOTH: Argh! Argh, what the fuck! (GRUNTS) Look what you did to me.
I am non-functional! Who is there? (SULTRY MUSIC) Oi! Everyone shut up.
Those two girls are prostitutes.
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.
You can't prove shit, bro.
Have some respect.
You're offending them.
You dickhead.
That is Julja and Tammy from page 545 in the Yellow Pages.
You can't prove that.
No-one even has the Yellow Pages any more, dickhead.
Yes, er, I actually have one right here.
Look.
(GASPING) Hey, Jackson, is that you? Yeah, I remember him.
He hired us for 30 minutes.
You lasted 30 seconds and then you asked us to play with your feet.
By the way, did you fix your little problem? (CHUCKLING) (LAUGHS) Now fuck off, you idiot! Get out of here.
I don't want to see your head back here.
Come here, baby.
Babe, I'm sorry.
I thought I was the only one who played with your feet! Babe, you do.
She's lying.
I only copped a gobbie from her.
(SLAP!) (DANCE MUSIC) Get them out of here now! - You cleaned the house.
- Yes, I did.
(GASPS) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The clothes.
They're all gone.
Did you Yes, I put them in the washing machine.
- But did you put - Fabric softener? - Yes, I did.
- (GASPS) 150 millilitre.
(RHYTHMIC THUDDING) - (SCREECHES) - (GRUNTS) - (SCREECHES EXCITEDLY) - (CONTINUES GRUNTING) Lucky bastard.
Hey, love WOMAN: Fuck off.
Thanks for tonight.
No, thank you.
We had so much fun.
We were thinking BOTH: We actually really like you two.
That's funny because we really like you.
No, seriously, you two are really fun.
Sweet guys.
If you want, we'd be happy to, you know Oh, yeah! Mm, yeah! You like that? Yeah, yeah.
I do.
I love it when it's red in the middle.
Oh! It's spilling everywhere! Yeah, here, put this in your mouth and tell me this isn't the best thing you've ever had.
Wow.
We never thought we'd meet two guys who are as passionate about doughnuts as we are.
So when do we do anal? What? Ohhh! I feel so much better.
Oh, my God.
I think I need to see a physio.
You are the only woman who can truly service my penis.
Thank you.
That is very sweet of you.
What? Did you really sleep with all those 500 women? No, no.
I just said that to give the boy confidence.
It is not true.
What about the donkey? No, that is true.
But I had to.
The donkey would not leave me alone.
I was just bullshitting! - Ha-ha-ha! See you later, losers! - (LAUGHS) Fuck you, then! (BOTH LAUGH) What? (LAUGHS) Get the fuck out of here! (LAUGHS) Don't fuck me around anymore, alright? Oh, what the hell? - Hey.
- Hey.
You do anal, I know, I saw it on the ad, you fuckwit.
There are only two ways to get bitcoins.
You either buy them or you find them.
OK, so how many have the computers found? The electricity bill! This is madness.
Where are we going to find free electricity and internet? Are these the one you after, fat boy? Yes, thank you.
You think I cannot make electricity? That means in half an hour we'll have earned hundreds of bitcoins.
Cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin have risen in value by over 1,000% in the last two hours.
Nothing says success like a Ferrari.
How will you be paying? Bitcoin!
We can't wait either.
We've been thinking about you guys all week.
Really? Oh, yeah.
Me and Rachel have been thinking about you nonstop.
(GULPS) Babe, did you book us a ride for tonight? Yeah, I booked us a white, stretch limo.
Oh, baby.
No way! That's my favourite.
I know it is, baby.
I want you from the deepest part of my heart.
Hey, Johnny.
Have you got your suit ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh My-my-my-my mum ironed it for me this morning.
Hey.
So, um Me and Sam really want you guys to come to the pre-formal dress-up party today.
Will you come? Nah, we're good.
Yeah, yeah, we'll come.
What time? Um, well, everyone's meeting there in like an hour.
So will we see our big, strong men there? BOTH: Yeah, yeah, you will.
You will.
Yeah, yeah, you will.
OK, so, um This is what we want you to wear.
I can't believe it.
Bro, they're in love with us.
You know how good we're gonna look tonight? Yeah.
Hey, you reckon I can go like this to the formal? I love this outfit.
What are you talking about? You look like a cough lolly.
Hey, isn't that Oh, shit.
Oi! Oi, dickhead! What do you want, bro? What are you guys dressed up for? Still don't have girls for the formal tonight, you desperate cunts? We already got girls, bro.
Hotties as well.
Oh, yeah, really? Who are they? Your cousins? (LAUGHS) No, come on, tell us.
Who are you taking? We're taking Rachel and Samantha.
No way.
Really? Yeah.
We're gonna go party with them now, so piss off, dickheads.
Ooh, baby.
I want you from the deepest part of my heart.
(ALL LAUGH) You fuckin' losers.
Ooh, baby.
I'm a virgin.
I was just bullshitting! I was just bullshitting! Ha-ha, see you later, losers.
Goodbye, my old friend It's time to go our separate ways It feels so bittersweet But you belong to yesterday I never could rely on you You always seem to make me blue Goodbye, lonely hearts Although I knew it all along I was afraid of moving on Goodbye, lonely hearts I'm getting over all the tears I used to cry My lonely heart, goodbye.
What happened to your party? Got cancelled.
Get lost, Dad.
What are you doing? Is there any problem you want to talk to me about? No, Dad! Are you having a vagina problem? Dad, I really don't want to talk about this.
When I was your age, I have the same problem.
No woman want to have sex with me.
My penis caused me a lot of problem.
But I want to tell you about our family secret.
Mum! Listen to me, boy.
I want you to see your grandmother.
She has a black ointment.
When you rub it on yourself, you will attract beautiful women.
It is unbelievable.
What? Are you serious? Yes, boy.
It is the only reason our family has survived.
When I put it on, I rooted nonstop.
I rooted 523 women.
Whoa.
I can root any woman I want.
But I choose to root your mother, because she services my penis and my penis only! Dad, stop.
My penis became so powerful a donkey wanted to root me, so I rooted it.
I ROOTED A DONKEY! OK, Dad! Oh, my God! So it's an ointment you put on yourself? Yeah.
And when you do, it attracts hotties? Yes.
Stunners.
My dad used it.
It sounds like bullshit to me.
Bullshit? Bro, my dad used it and rooted 523 women.
Oh, no, man.
Your dad's a blow-arse.
I know, but I could tell he wasn't lying this time.
He said it was so strong, a donkey forced him to root it.
What the hell? Oh, OK.
So you don't want to go to the formal, then? Fine.
You and me can join the chess club and walk around the school with chessboards.
Is that what you wanna do? 'Cause that's what's gonna happen to us.
No.
Exactly.
You fuckhead.
Now, come on.
You no have a vagina for the formal? No, grandma.
It's OK.
I help you.
Here.
Don't give this to anybody else.
Your dick turn to avocado.
This make you not stop.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Give it to me.
You will have a beautiful woman.
They always throw themself to you.
I give it to you.
But you have to come back for lunch.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Give it to me.
Thanks, grandma.
You better be careful.
You have to give it good.
Yeah, yeah.
For sure.
My grandma's crazy.
Johnny, you wanna practise? Nah, he's alright, grandma.
You never touch boobs before.
Here.
Come touch.
See? Is already work.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
Let's get out of here.
Touch my boobs! What the? I no have a husband for many years! He dead 90 years ago.
The boy is gone.
Go to your room and prepare yourself.
I am horny.
No.
What, no? What is no? No.
What is this word? I have never heard this word before.
I don't care.
Please.
- No.
- Why? I don't feel like it.
You don't feel like it?! No.
But I feel like it, so get in the room and get ready.
No.
Woman, why are you saying no? My testicles are hurting.
I will call the police on you! Call the police? Why don't you call one of your 500 women to service your penis instead? No.
No, no, no! You do not understand! - Please! - No.
I will be very quick this time! What are you talkin' about? You're always quick.
Get away from me! You will not have sex with me again! You idiot! Alright, good luck.
I'll be at my usual spot.
Oh, hey! Hello.
How are you? Yeah, good, good.
Jeez, you're going quick.
- Me? - Yeah.
Oh, this is nothing.
I'm so not motivated.
What are you training today? Uh, a bit of everything, you know.
- What are you doing? - Uh, nothing.
Get away from me.
So, anyway Tonight, I was thinking Are you sure you're not going too fast? Yeah, I'm fine.
What the f? How'd you go? Not good.
I've got this old lady who keeps staring at me.
- You? - What? Me too.
This place is weird.
Let's get outta here.
- Come over here.
- Come on, boys.
What the hell is going on? (BOTH SCREAM) Is yours coming off? No, no! My grandma's a liar! I think it's in my balls.
Me too! (SCREAMS) Gosh.
Sounded like a shit fight in there.
You alright? Yes, it is my wife.
What happened? No.
My wife say to me, no.
- She says no? - Yes, she say no for Oh, right.
You're in the doghouse, mate.
Doghouse? No, no, I couldn't have sex with your dog.
Thank you for offering.
What? No, mate.
When your wife is angry and she doesn't want to sleep with you, that means you're in the doghouse.
Yes, but my testicles are in a massive amount of pain.
That's because you've got blue balls.
No, I do not.
Yes, you do.
But my testicles are black.
No, no.
When your wife says no, you get blue balls.
How do I make her say yes? Look.
All I can say is you'd better stop it early, or else it can go on too long.
It's been 10 years since my wife said yes.
Oh, no, what do I do? Just knock one out, mate.
What is that? One of these.
So let me see if I have this correct.
To root your blue dog, I have to knock him out, so he doesn't tell anyone? - Is your neck itchy? - Yeah.
This shit is evil, bro.
Oh, my gosh! Look at that.
Fuckin' ugliest cunt in the area talking to the hottest babes like it's nothing.
It's bullshit, bro.
If it wasn't for that cute little puppy, they wouldn't even look at that guy.
Oh, my God.
It's working.
Aw, can I pat him? - Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
- Can I pat him too? Yeah, yeah.
Where did you get them? They're actually orphans.
We rescued them.
Yeah, we we love dogs.
Oh, my God, that is amazing.
You two are so sweet.
(BOTH GUFFAW) Hey, uh W-w-w-what are you two up to tonight? Oh, um Nothing.
Actually, we were looking for two guys have a fun night out with.
Uh W-w-well, you know um We have a f-f-f-formal.
Yeah, yeah.
We have a formal tonight a-a-a-and And-and c-c-can-can Can you-you It's your formal tonight and you want us to come with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you know, we actually think that there should be more guys out there who are caring and sensitive and respectful, who consider themselves to be dog rights activists.
Yeah, yeah.
We love dogs.
You know, I think humans should be more like dogs.
I know, right? I wish I could do doggie style and sniff butts all day.
What? Don't you do it doggie style? Well, at least with doggie style you don't have to look at my face! Excuse me.
Yes, how can I help you today? Yes, hello.
I have blue balls.
Sorry? My balls are blue.
OK, was that due to trauma to the area? Yes.
What happened? My wife say no and now my balls are blue.
OK.
I am in the doghouse.
I have a blue house with balls.
The dog knock one out for me.
I will knock one out, not with the dog.
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.
Can I give my wife something to make her say yes? Well, it sounds to me like you need to give your wife a bit of love and affection.
Love and Affection? Where do I get this? How much is that? No, unfortunately I can't help you with that.
OK, please give me sleeping-pills, a cloth and very sharp medical scissors.
No, look, I'm sorry, you're going to have to leave the premises.
No, no, no! No! No, I just need the pills to sleep and the scissors to cut my balls off.
Get out! Get out of here! (LAUGHS) It's funny, huh? You get a vagina? We did.
From crusty old ladies, what the hell? Sit down and eat.
I'm serious, Grandma, don't fuck me around anymore, alright? (SLAP!) Don't you talk to me like that, boy.
OK.
You fucking rude boy! I'm sorry.
It's just, Grandma, our formal is in four hours and instead of finding babes, you almost got us into a granny orgy.
- Here, have some more.
- No, no, no.
We don't any more of your evil liquid, alright? (LAUGHS) Why don't you take one of your cousin? - No way.
- Why? You have two beautiful cousin.
They are sisters.
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
You used to play with them when you were little.
But after family problem, you stop seeing.
Really? No-one will know they are your cousin.
They are beautiful.
Whoa! Very big boobs.
Just the way you like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Johnny, are you sure you don't want to practise? Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure.
I think it's so great you're not scared to take your first cousins to your formal.
Look, social norms scare some people, but not me.
I'm not afraid to challenge them, you know? You're very brave.
Oh, here they are.
BOTH: Argh! Argh, what the fuck! (GRUNTS) Look what you did to me.
I am non-functional! Who is there? (SULTRY MUSIC) Oi! Everyone shut up.
Those two girls are prostitutes.
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.
You can't prove shit, bro.
Have some respect.
You're offending them.
You dickhead.
That is Julja and Tammy from page 545 in the Yellow Pages.
You can't prove that.
No-one even has the Yellow Pages any more, dickhead.
Yes, er, I actually have one right here.
Look.
(GASPING) Hey, Jackson, is that you? Yeah, I remember him.
He hired us for 30 minutes.
You lasted 30 seconds and then you asked us to play with your feet.
By the way, did you fix your little problem? (CHUCKLING) (LAUGHS) Now fuck off, you idiot! Get out of here.
I don't want to see your head back here.
Come here, baby.
Babe, I'm sorry.
I thought I was the only one who played with your feet! Babe, you do.
She's lying.
I only copped a gobbie from her.
(SLAP!) (DANCE MUSIC) Get them out of here now! - You cleaned the house.
- Yes, I did.
(GASPS) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The clothes.
They're all gone.
Did you Yes, I put them in the washing machine.
- But did you put - Fabric softener? - Yes, I did.
- (GASPS) 150 millilitre.
(RHYTHMIC THUDDING) - (SCREECHES) - (GRUNTS) - (SCREECHES EXCITEDLY) - (CONTINUES GRUNTING) Lucky bastard.
Hey, love WOMAN: Fuck off.
Thanks for tonight.
No, thank you.
We had so much fun.
We were thinking BOTH: We actually really like you two.
That's funny because we really like you.
No, seriously, you two are really fun.
Sweet guys.
If you want, we'd be happy to, you know Oh, yeah! Mm, yeah! You like that? Yeah, yeah.
I do.
I love it when it's red in the middle.
Oh! It's spilling everywhere! Yeah, here, put this in your mouth and tell me this isn't the best thing you've ever had.
Wow.
We never thought we'd meet two guys who are as passionate about doughnuts as we are.
So when do we do anal? What? Ohhh! I feel so much better.
Oh, my God.
I think I need to see a physio.
You are the only woman who can truly service my penis.
Thank you.
That is very sweet of you.
What? Did you really sleep with all those 500 women? No, no.
I just said that to give the boy confidence.
It is not true.
What about the donkey? No, that is true.
But I had to.
The donkey would not leave me alone.
I was just bullshitting! - Ha-ha-ha! See you later, losers! - (LAUGHS) Fuck you, then! (BOTH LAUGH) What? (LAUGHS) Get the fuck out of here! (LAUGHS) Don't fuck me around anymore, alright? Oh, what the hell? - Hey.
- Hey.
You do anal, I know, I saw it on the ad, you fuckwit.
There are only two ways to get bitcoins.
You either buy them or you find them.
OK, so how many have the computers found? The electricity bill! This is madness.
Where are we going to find free electricity and internet? Are these the one you after, fat boy? Yes, thank you.
You think I cannot make electricity? That means in half an hour we'll have earned hundreds of bitcoins.
Cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin have risen in value by over 1,000% in the last two hours.
Nothing says success like a Ferrari.
How will you be paying? Bitcoin!