Swat Kats The Radical Squadron (1993) s01e04 Episode Script
Destructive Nature
Episode 4 DESTRUCTIVE NATURE At 300 stories, Megakat Tower is the tallest, most modern office complex in the whole city! Very impressive.
Oh yes! Why, it's the perfect place to house your corporate headquarters, Mr.
Young! Perhaps.
- How'm I doing? - Greed brings out the best in you, Mr.
Mayor.
Thank you.
He sunk most of the city treasury into this place, but that's off the record.
Gotcha, and thanks again for giving me the exclusive, Callie.
Now, why don't we continue this meeting at Megakat Golf Course? We tee off in ten minutes! So close to the golf course? This is an excellent location! That's what I've been tryin' to tell you! Right This way, gentlemen! Not this time, sucker! You're dead meat! Ha! Gotcha! Uh oh, sneak attack! Got 'em! Two million points and I've saved the universe! Well I'm tryin' to save this place from the smell of sour milk.
- So that's what all this plant business is about.
- Good for the environment, good for the air.
But not so good for my game score.
And I was goin' for a personal best, too! Relax, buddy.
Space Kat! There's always another universe to save.
Today, only a few potted plants occupy the Megakat Tower, but when it opens next month this place is guaranteed to be a bustling business center! This is Ann Gora, Kat's Eye News.
And this is Callie Briggs, klutz.
No, it couldn't be! Get some good shots of the courtyard.
What the?! Thanks to my growth formula, this building is now impenetrable! But I count on you, my creations, to protect me from Feral, his Enforcers, and most of all, those meddling SWAT Kats! It is Dr.
Viper! Soon, this foul city will be one giant, glorious swamp! - I'd better get some help! - A spy! No way out! Not connected yet! - Yes, Miss Briggs? - We've got problems! It's Viper! - Viper?! Where? - At Megakat Towers! And this time he's got an army of plant monsters to Misd Briggs! Let's kick some Viper tail! Report! According to witnesses, Commander, this stuff just sprang up in minutes! But it's gonna take a week to cut through.
Not if we burn our way in! That's a ten story wall of dry brush, sir! If our fire gets outta hand it'll torch the whole city! Objection noted.
Ann Gora, Kat's Eye News! Commander Feral, are you aware that Deputy Mayor Briggs is trapped somewhere in that tower? Briggs? That figures.
Get the choppers ready, we'll take the tower from above! Kats alive! This stuff's acid, eating right through my chopper! Weapon systems gummed up! Viper? Should've known that crazy lizard would be behind this mess! Run, Feral, you fool.
Because there's nothing you can do to stop me! - Let me go! - Save your breath, Miss Briggs! My plantimals obey only me.
Besides, you don't want to run away and miss out on all the excitement! What is that thing? My spore pod? Why it's going to explode! And at this height, it's beautiful spores will cover the entire city! I can see it all now.
A spectacular new Megakat City.
No more ugly metal and plastic, only beautiful swamp ruled by me! Dr.
Viper's Megaswamp City! It will be so beautiful! Wake up and smell the coffee, Viper! Here come the SWAT Kats! - Looks like a farmer's market down there! - It's Viper alright, and he's got Callie! Attack them, my little pets! - We've got some plug-ugly company! - Ok, T-Bone.
Weapon systems ready.
- Hey these things are spittin' acid! - So I've noticed! I'm takin' evasive action! Piranha Missiles, away! - T-Bone, those things melted my missiles! - Attack! Destroy them! You see, Miss Briggs, my armies are endless! She's gone! You fool, you let her escape! - Say again, Razor? You must be jokin'! - I said, I'll penetrate the building, and - come up on Viper from underneath! - That's a negative, Razor.
Plants are takin' over the whole building.
- Affirmative, but Callie's in there, T-Bone! - Right.
- Maintain radio contact at all times, do you copy? - Affirmative, T-Bone.
I'm goin' in! - Razor, you okay? Talk to me, buddy! - Looks like a swamp in here, but so far so good.
- What's your situation? - It's weird.
Those flying cabbages don't attack me unless I'm close to the roof.
Just keep away from 'em.
I'll call ya when I find Callie.
Don't like the look of this.
Chew on this! I don't believe it! - Any progress, Razor? - No sign of Callie.
Gotta run! Out! Cmd.
Feral, do you have a plan for getting Deputy Mayor Briggs out of there? Yes, a simple one.
We're going in! Fire! - That did it, Commander! We're through! - Let's move in! - Blast it! - Looks like Feral got stopped at the door.
What?! Excuse my clumsiness! You play through, I have to a phone call.
Get me Feral! Soon, my lovely, soon! Let those fools waste their time.
In fifteen minutes, Megakat City will be mine! he toughest tanks we have, and that, that thing melted 'em like butter! Now you listen to me, Mayor, Dr.
Viper has turned your pet skyscraper into a living weed patch, and No, you listen to me, Feral! The city has a billion dollars sunk in that tower.
Use weed killer if you have to, but get that wacko Viper out of there now! - And don't damage the building doing it! - You don't understand Don't do it, Feral! My friends here are about to sign a ten year lease! - Is there a problem, Mayor Manx? - Don't be ridiculous, not at all.
Great! I can't burn, cut or blast! What does he expect me to do? Leave it to the SWAT Kats?! What's it take to stop these things!? - That should buy me some time.
- Oh no.
Wake up! Oh, Razor I'm so sorry! - Callie? Uh, Miss Briggs? - Are you okay? I hit you pretty hard.
- Good thing we're required to wear helmets.
- I thought you were one of them.
This way, hurry! Make room, Miss Briggs! - Copter 1 is on approach from the chemical factory.
- We'll try it the Mayor's way.
Let's see how that cabbage likes a thousand gallons of weed killer! Drop payload on my command! Roger! We have target aquisisioned! Now! Gotcha! We're goin' in! Oh no! Commander, weed killer only makes it bigger! Is there no way to destroy these things!? Feral's strikin' out big time down there.
Razor, what's your status? I've got Miss Briggs.
We're in the ventilation shaft heading for the roof.
The roof?! That's a negative! Those critters won't let me get close enough for pickup! - No time for that.
Miss Briggs says Viper's - He's growing a pod to destroy the city! - We're gonna have tos top him from inside.
- Well ya don't have much time.
- From what I can see, that ugly thing is about ready to burst! - We're on our way, big buddy! Am I just scared or is it freezing in here? - Now, Razor! Blast 'em! - With what!? I've got nothing left but grappling hooks! - It worked! - Yeah, but the cold stopped 'em first.
- Too bad we couldn't freeze the whole building.
- Hey, maybe we can! Come on! T-Bone, I think we found a way to stop Viper.
But you're gonna have to make a fast pickup at the space center.
- I'm there, buddy.
What do you need? - Super rocket coolant! We'll meet you on the roof in 10 minutes.
How can you be so sure we'll make it in ten minutes? 'Cause we're gonna take a shortcut! - You call this a shortcut? - Hang on tight! - I don't know about thi-aaaaah! - This is easy.
Yeah, piece of cake.
Turbokat, I say again, this is flight control, you are not cleared for this area.
Over.
Understood, flight control.
But I have an emergency situation here.
- Explain the nature of your emergency.
Over.
- Here's the dealÂ… - What's that SWAT Kat want with a tank of super rocket coolant? - Who cares? Yeah, but that one barrel has enough coolant to freeze a whole city block! Razor, we've got trouble! Big trouble! It's just you and me now, sweetness.
Feral is helpless, and the SWAT Kats have run away in their stupid jet! You're so beautiful! It's going to be a shame to have you explode! If anything's happened to him, I'llÂ….
- Nice knowing you, Razor! - Thanks, and it still will be.
I've been saving this for last! Hang on! Attack! Protect our spore pod! Time for some real flyin'! I owe it that much to Razor.
Eat my backwash, you lettuceheads! Barbecued cabbage, my favorite! They're tougher than I thought! - Don't tell me your givin' up! - Razor! The SWAT Kats have failed! In a few minutes, it will be all over! - You can say that again, snake-puss! - What!? it's not possible! - Anything's possible, ugly! - You can't stop me now! - It's oblivion for you, SWAT Kat! - Razor! No! Yes! But don't worry, Miss Briggs, you'll be joining him! Need a lift? - This is great! My weapons systems are all gummed up! - Musta gotten too close to those sap-slingers.
Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna have to drop our freeze bomb by hand, if that flying produce doesn't drop us, first! Get ready, Viper! TheSWAT Kats are gonna put the big chill or your big plans! T-Bone, go for that big air conditioning unit on the roof! Right on target! It's now or never! Get clear! On the double! Next time, Dr.
Viper better make his plans frost-free.
Better drop me off, guys.
I think the Mayor's gonna need sedation.
Thanks! It was fun, w ehave to do it again sometime.
- Yeah, right.
Take care! - See you later, Miss Briggs we have to get back.
Razor has to water his plants.
Oh, no.
I think I've had enough gardening for one day.
Thank you for the golf game, but I think we will pass on your most generous offer.
Now, now, now don't be hasty! A fresh coat of paint, I'll upgrade the carpetting! We have some lovely parting gifts, just don't part! Free golf clubs! Come back! Text:K.
Sandberg
Oh yes! Why, it's the perfect place to house your corporate headquarters, Mr.
Young! Perhaps.
- How'm I doing? - Greed brings out the best in you, Mr.
Mayor.
Thank you.
He sunk most of the city treasury into this place, but that's off the record.
Gotcha, and thanks again for giving me the exclusive, Callie.
Now, why don't we continue this meeting at Megakat Golf Course? We tee off in ten minutes! So close to the golf course? This is an excellent location! That's what I've been tryin' to tell you! Right This way, gentlemen! Not this time, sucker! You're dead meat! Ha! Gotcha! Uh oh, sneak attack! Got 'em! Two million points and I've saved the universe! Well I'm tryin' to save this place from the smell of sour milk.
- So that's what all this plant business is about.
- Good for the environment, good for the air.
But not so good for my game score.
And I was goin' for a personal best, too! Relax, buddy.
Space Kat! There's always another universe to save.
Today, only a few potted plants occupy the Megakat Tower, but when it opens next month this place is guaranteed to be a bustling business center! This is Ann Gora, Kat's Eye News.
And this is Callie Briggs, klutz.
No, it couldn't be! Get some good shots of the courtyard.
What the?! Thanks to my growth formula, this building is now impenetrable! But I count on you, my creations, to protect me from Feral, his Enforcers, and most of all, those meddling SWAT Kats! It is Dr.
Viper! Soon, this foul city will be one giant, glorious swamp! - I'd better get some help! - A spy! No way out! Not connected yet! - Yes, Miss Briggs? - We've got problems! It's Viper! - Viper?! Where? - At Megakat Towers! And this time he's got an army of plant monsters to Misd Briggs! Let's kick some Viper tail! Report! According to witnesses, Commander, this stuff just sprang up in minutes! But it's gonna take a week to cut through.
Not if we burn our way in! That's a ten story wall of dry brush, sir! If our fire gets outta hand it'll torch the whole city! Objection noted.
Ann Gora, Kat's Eye News! Commander Feral, are you aware that Deputy Mayor Briggs is trapped somewhere in that tower? Briggs? That figures.
Get the choppers ready, we'll take the tower from above! Kats alive! This stuff's acid, eating right through my chopper! Weapon systems gummed up! Viper? Should've known that crazy lizard would be behind this mess! Run, Feral, you fool.
Because there's nothing you can do to stop me! - Let me go! - Save your breath, Miss Briggs! My plantimals obey only me.
Besides, you don't want to run away and miss out on all the excitement! What is that thing? My spore pod? Why it's going to explode! And at this height, it's beautiful spores will cover the entire city! I can see it all now.
A spectacular new Megakat City.
No more ugly metal and plastic, only beautiful swamp ruled by me! Dr.
Viper's Megaswamp City! It will be so beautiful! Wake up and smell the coffee, Viper! Here come the SWAT Kats! - Looks like a farmer's market down there! - It's Viper alright, and he's got Callie! Attack them, my little pets! - We've got some plug-ugly company! - Ok, T-Bone.
Weapon systems ready.
- Hey these things are spittin' acid! - So I've noticed! I'm takin' evasive action! Piranha Missiles, away! - T-Bone, those things melted my missiles! - Attack! Destroy them! You see, Miss Briggs, my armies are endless! She's gone! You fool, you let her escape! - Say again, Razor? You must be jokin'! - I said, I'll penetrate the building, and - come up on Viper from underneath! - That's a negative, Razor.
Plants are takin' over the whole building.
- Affirmative, but Callie's in there, T-Bone! - Right.
- Maintain radio contact at all times, do you copy? - Affirmative, T-Bone.
I'm goin' in! - Razor, you okay? Talk to me, buddy! - Looks like a swamp in here, but so far so good.
- What's your situation? - It's weird.
Those flying cabbages don't attack me unless I'm close to the roof.
Just keep away from 'em.
I'll call ya when I find Callie.
Don't like the look of this.
Chew on this! I don't believe it! - Any progress, Razor? - No sign of Callie.
Gotta run! Out! Cmd.
Feral, do you have a plan for getting Deputy Mayor Briggs out of there? Yes, a simple one.
We're going in! Fire! - That did it, Commander! We're through! - Let's move in! - Blast it! - Looks like Feral got stopped at the door.
What?! Excuse my clumsiness! You play through, I have to a phone call.
Get me Feral! Soon, my lovely, soon! Let those fools waste their time.
In fifteen minutes, Megakat City will be mine! he toughest tanks we have, and that, that thing melted 'em like butter! Now you listen to me, Mayor, Dr.
Viper has turned your pet skyscraper into a living weed patch, and No, you listen to me, Feral! The city has a billion dollars sunk in that tower.
Use weed killer if you have to, but get that wacko Viper out of there now! - And don't damage the building doing it! - You don't understand Don't do it, Feral! My friends here are about to sign a ten year lease! - Is there a problem, Mayor Manx? - Don't be ridiculous, not at all.
Great! I can't burn, cut or blast! What does he expect me to do? Leave it to the SWAT Kats?! What's it take to stop these things!? - That should buy me some time.
- Oh no.
Wake up! Oh, Razor I'm so sorry! - Callie? Uh, Miss Briggs? - Are you okay? I hit you pretty hard.
- Good thing we're required to wear helmets.
- I thought you were one of them.
This way, hurry! Make room, Miss Briggs! - Copter 1 is on approach from the chemical factory.
- We'll try it the Mayor's way.
Let's see how that cabbage likes a thousand gallons of weed killer! Drop payload on my command! Roger! We have target aquisisioned! Now! Gotcha! We're goin' in! Oh no! Commander, weed killer only makes it bigger! Is there no way to destroy these things!? Feral's strikin' out big time down there.
Razor, what's your status? I've got Miss Briggs.
We're in the ventilation shaft heading for the roof.
The roof?! That's a negative! Those critters won't let me get close enough for pickup! - No time for that.
Miss Briggs says Viper's - He's growing a pod to destroy the city! - We're gonna have tos top him from inside.
- Well ya don't have much time.
- From what I can see, that ugly thing is about ready to burst! - We're on our way, big buddy! Am I just scared or is it freezing in here? - Now, Razor! Blast 'em! - With what!? I've got nothing left but grappling hooks! - It worked! - Yeah, but the cold stopped 'em first.
- Too bad we couldn't freeze the whole building.
- Hey, maybe we can! Come on! T-Bone, I think we found a way to stop Viper.
But you're gonna have to make a fast pickup at the space center.
- I'm there, buddy.
What do you need? - Super rocket coolant! We'll meet you on the roof in 10 minutes.
How can you be so sure we'll make it in ten minutes? 'Cause we're gonna take a shortcut! - You call this a shortcut? - Hang on tight! - I don't know about thi-aaaaah! - This is easy.
Yeah, piece of cake.
Turbokat, I say again, this is flight control, you are not cleared for this area.
Over.
Understood, flight control.
But I have an emergency situation here.
- Explain the nature of your emergency.
Over.
- Here's the dealÂ… - What's that SWAT Kat want with a tank of super rocket coolant? - Who cares? Yeah, but that one barrel has enough coolant to freeze a whole city block! Razor, we've got trouble! Big trouble! It's just you and me now, sweetness.
Feral is helpless, and the SWAT Kats have run away in their stupid jet! You're so beautiful! It's going to be a shame to have you explode! If anything's happened to him, I'llÂ….
- Nice knowing you, Razor! - Thanks, and it still will be.
I've been saving this for last! Hang on! Attack! Protect our spore pod! Time for some real flyin'! I owe it that much to Razor.
Eat my backwash, you lettuceheads! Barbecued cabbage, my favorite! They're tougher than I thought! - Don't tell me your givin' up! - Razor! The SWAT Kats have failed! In a few minutes, it will be all over! - You can say that again, snake-puss! - What!? it's not possible! - Anything's possible, ugly! - You can't stop me now! - It's oblivion for you, SWAT Kat! - Razor! No! Yes! But don't worry, Miss Briggs, you'll be joining him! Need a lift? - This is great! My weapons systems are all gummed up! - Musta gotten too close to those sap-slingers.
Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna have to drop our freeze bomb by hand, if that flying produce doesn't drop us, first! Get ready, Viper! TheSWAT Kats are gonna put the big chill or your big plans! T-Bone, go for that big air conditioning unit on the roof! Right on target! It's now or never! Get clear! On the double! Next time, Dr.
Viper better make his plans frost-free.
Better drop me off, guys.
I think the Mayor's gonna need sedation.
Thanks! It was fun, w ehave to do it again sometime.
- Yeah, right.
Take care! - See you later, Miss Briggs we have to get back.
Razor has to water his plants.
Oh, no.
I think I've had enough gardening for one day.
Thank you for the golf game, but I think we will pass on your most generous offer.
Now, now, now don't be hasty! A fresh coat of paint, I'll upgrade the carpetting! We have some lovely parting gifts, just don't part! Free golf clubs! Come back! Text:K.
Sandberg