The Dangers in My Heart (2023) s01e04 Episode Script

1
What is love, anyway?
No, by "love,"
I mean it
in the sense here that I don't hate her
It's not like I want
to date her or anything.
After all, infatuation
and love are just glitches of the brain.
A disease of the mind.
Thanks to that disease,
so many people screw up their lives.
I'll never make that mistake.
Chi wrote it for me yesterday,
so today's your turn, Moeko.
-Huh? We're taking turns for this?
-Yeah.
She's staring at Yamada?
MILK
Could she be secretly trying
to take that milk home?!
You see it a lot in manga,
where they give milk
to stray dogs or cats!
Huh? Yamada, where's your milk?
-I already drank it.
-So fast!
Or so I thought
PRUICHE
but it was for Pruiche.
Oh, come on, Yamada!
Why do you like all the snacks
that require so much effort?!
Do this at home!
Wait, you need a dish to make Pruiche in.
A bit crude, don't you think?
Well, I don't have a bowl.
Can't you get one from the Home-EC room?
You're right!
Then get one for me.
Damn her!
Wait! I was kidding!
Let's go together.
You sure like fussy snacks, huh?
Like Nerunerunerune.
Yeah! I've been into cooking lately.
Cooking?
Wait, are you calling
Nerunerunerune and Pruiche "cooking"?!
Yamada!
HOME ECONOMICS
-It's locked.
-Looks like it.
Wait!
CHEMISTRY LAB
The chem lab, huh?
There's someone in the prep room.
We'll need to try and keep quiet.
-So precise!
-You need to measure properly!
Let's see
Here.
Down here, just in case someone comes in.
Okay.
What the heck is this situation?
There we go!
But you need a spoon
-Give me your finger.
-Huh?
There.
-Is it good?
-Ah I guess.
Wait, this is all I get?
What are you two doing?
Uh you see, we left something
Left something?
This is
This is Pruiche!
Ichikawa?!
In the end, we were scolded like crazy.
Good grief
Her again.
Uhm
This window was open
You're always spacing out.
Let's go get it!
Just go by yourself!
Rin, did you apologize yet?
I told you, it wasn't on purpose!
I know that, but it couldn't hurt
to say something.
If you keep quiet, she's going to
think you did it on purpose.
Huh? You're so annoying.
I can't stand it when girls argue.
You weren't like this
back in grade school.
RIN KANAOYA
You're the one who's changed, Serina!
You're so lame,
sucking up to her like that!
What?!
Ah, so that's what it looks like
if you're not close to Yamada.
Well, Yamada herself
seems to pay it no mind at all.
Kanaoya-san
Is she here to apologize?
I'll get out as fast as I can
Hey.
Don't you think this is funny?
My face got swapped
with the poster behind me.
-Yeah
-Also
This one, my face got swapped with my dog.
-Freaky, right?
-Yeah
I can't muster any laughter
Shoot, I'm getting in her way like this!
Hey.
Let's take a photo together.
DANGER! DON'T TOUCH
No, I'm good, thanks.
I see.
Damn it!
She was watching us?
Hey, Kanaoya-san. Have you seen this?
Huh? What?
Yamada-san. So you were here.
Seen what?
This face swap camera.
It was trendy a while back.
I just got into it.
Wanna try it?
Sure, but if you swap faces with me,
you'll end up looking ugly.
At least deny it
Here I go.
There.
Ah, you made a funny face!
Ah, but if I hadn't hurt my nose,
I could have made a funnier face.
Sorry
I'm sorry.
What?
What?
I'm the one who hit you
with the basketball
Really?!
Wait, you didn't know?!
It's totally fine.
I should be the one saying sorry.
Want some snacks? Ah, it's all gone.
I know I have some candy!
I swear
Ah, you were here?
Help me pick these up!
-See?
-Huh? What do you mean, "See?"
How stupid.
Also
I'm sorry too.
I got worked up.
What? What, what, what?
It's not cute at all when you
try and act like Yamada.
Thanks as well, Ichikawa.
What? What, what, what?
Everyone's worrying about it too.
About Yamada's injury.
I guess that makes sense.
She is a model.
Although she seems to pay it no mind.
What's with her?
You got a new bike!
Very nice.
What, is she going to shake me down?
Let me have a ride.
Eh? Wh
Wh Where to?
You'll really let me?
Don't joke around like that!
-To Candy Shop Muraoka then.
-Where?
I thought girls usually
sat on bikes sideways.
Oh, that's right! Hold on.
Papico?
I'd never guess that in my rotten life,
I'd get to split a Papico with a girl!
Here.
Ah, that's right, that's right.
This is Yamada.
Thanks
What's the right response here?
Still, riding a bike together like this
Things are progressing way too suddenly!
Ichikawa, you don't attend any clubs?
Well, I'm in the technology club,
but it's only once a week.
Suddenly? Why would I think it's sudden?
Wait, more importantly, what progress?!
Also, she's lighter than I thought.
I'm
going to quit the basketball team.
I see.
Well, I've been too busy with work lately,
and I got banned from playing basketball.
Banned That's pretty extreme.
But we need to be part of a club, right?
Yeah
Maybe I should join the technology club.
Say something!
I said, "Hmm," didn't I?!
Is it okay? Am I holding
a normal conversation?!
Am I breathing properly?
HARAMACHI POLICE OUTPOS
Riding double on a bicycle
is a serious crime!
I'll report it to your parents
and your school!
Kyotaro How could you?
Riding double with that super-introvert?!
I was forced to quit my job as a model
I won't make any mistakes!
-Um
-Hey.
Which Papico flavor do you like better,
regular coffee or white sour?
Coffee flavor.
The type who's afraid of change, huh?
The light's green.
That's right!
I was sick to begin with!
My mind is diseased!
Thanks! I was heavy, right?
No, not at all.
I feel bad, so I'll give you this.
Huh? Wait! Eh?!
Why are you so surprised?
Then, here.
Sheesh.
Was that the right move?
Should I raise my arm a little more?
CLASS 2-3
Listen up, everyone.
There were empty snack bags
in the trash can
in the first floor library.
As you know, it's against the rules
to bring junk food to school.
She's gathering up
eraser scraps like a third grader!
The fact that this came up after
that incident with the Pruiche means
Most likely
-Yamada.
-Huh?
Do you know anything about this?
You should have seen this coming!
I don't use that trash can,
so it's not me.
Yamada.
Come see me in the faculty room later.
Aw, man.
Why?
She's very slightly stupid.
In any case, this is a serious situation.
He was busy, so their meeting
got postponed to early next week.
But either way,
if she can't bring snacks anymore,
Yamada will have
no reason to visit the library.
Ah, I'm beat.
I've had work five days in a row!
Today was babysitting too.
Why was I dragged here against my will?
-Thanks for joining me. I love you.
-Shut it!
Man, I was going to come up
with lots of countermeasures.
If someone from school sees me
with my lousy sister, I could just die!
No, don't think about it.
Usually, thinking about it
Turns it into reality!
-What's wrong?
-Shut up!
I really can't believe it though!
I was sure
someone would try and hit on you!
I'm sorry.
Do people really flirt
with you out on the street?
I am pretty curious about that.
Well
I have had someone start up
a conversation with me,
but when I got closer,
it turned out to be a relative of mine.
I can't hear her!
Stop shaking up your fries so loudly!
Kyo-chan.
Is that enough?
Ordering a salad,
like an office lady having lunch!
Hey, be quiet, idiot!
Here, you can have mine as well.
You need to grow up big and strong.
I
I'll go order something!
Thank you very much!
Phew, managed to get away.
Seriously, why do bad hunches
always come true?
Ouch!
What is she, a gangster?
Was that your older sister with you?
She's cute.
She's hard to handle, like a doting aunt.
Is that so?
I'd love to be friends with her.
She sure is eager to be doted on
by someone else's sister!
I'm so jealous. I'm an only child.
You seem like you would be.
Everyone tells me that.
-What are you getting?
-A Chicken Shaka.
Ah, copying me?
Hey, don't be so astute!
She looks so grown up
in casual clothes like this.
Maybe I should get something too.
I want a swirly cone!
I left my wallet upstairs.
I thought you came down here to order.
I wanted to use the restroom.
The restrooms are upstairs.
Ah, I didn't realize! My mistake!
See you.
Thanks for waiting!
Oh, brother.
Did she come to talk with me?!
Have you decided on your order?
Ah, um, one Chicken Shaka
No, no, no, there's no way!
She must really not have known
where the bathroom was.
Will that be all?
Eh, ah, also
Why did I do something so unnecessary?
I know I could never give it to her
Ah, this is
Ah, you copied me again.
Ah, I got this for
She smells so nice
FACULTY ROOM
Yamada's still not here?
She didn't forget, did she?
Yo!
Seriously, stop approaching me
like a gangster!
What's the matter? Here to talk
to someone in the faculty room?
No, I was just passing by.
Come with me, then.
-Why?
-I'm scared.
It's got nothing to do with me.
It doesn't?
I guess it does, a little.
Ichikawa? What's wrong?
Um I'm just here to watch
Think of it as interrogation transparency.
I see. So I don't perform
an unfair interrogation.
Huh, that's some useless
knowledge she's got
You know bringing snacks to school
is against the rules, don't you?!
Bringing snacks to school? Me?
You know, I'm all too aware of
what happened in the chem lab
Yamada-san didn't say
a single word about bringing snacks.
Huh? What's this now?!
You were trying to find the culprit
who threw the snack bag in the trash,
and you questioned Yamada-san
to see if it was her.
In response, Yamada-san said
that it wasn't her.
Her answer makes it obvious
she was bringing snacks to school.
If she hadn't brought them to begin with,
she would have just said
she's never brought snacks.
Yes under normal conditions.
What?
Normally, one would pick up on
the meaning behind the question,
but there are also people who
immediately answer out of reflex.
Now, as for Yamada-san,
which category would she fall under?
But you know
Yamada-san didn't throw it out,
and she says she hasn't brought them.
That's all there is to it.
Okay, I've refuted his logic!
That's all. So long.
Ichikawa.
No good, huh?!
That's the first time
I've seen you talk so much!
I'm glad to see it!
Spare me!
Something still doesn't feel right
but thanks.
Ah, I was just splitting hairs there.
I'll give you some candy.
MANLY PEACH
Which do you want?
One of those isn't candy!
Then, this one.
-You're such a kid.
-What?!
Oh, also
Just Yamada is fine.
Well it's not like
that's much of a difference!