The Dress Up Gang (2019) s01e04 Episode Script

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- Hey, Cory?
- Hey, pal.
Oh, hey, Frank.
Didn't know you were here.
Hey, Cory.
Hey, Cory?
Frankie needs to serve
house arrest for a thing he did.
And I was thinking, do you think
he could serve it here?
Oh, doesn't Frank have to
serve house arrest at his house?
They said he could serve it
anywhere in the county,
as long as he stays
in one place.
Well, what crime
did he commit?
Cory.
It's rude to ask a felon
what crime they committed.
Oh, so it was a felony.
Oh, God,
I've already said too much.
Sorry, Frank.
I don't think
it's a good idea.
You've already got me crashing
on the couch.
I don't think you should be
taking anyone else in.
Well you know how it's
my house?
Yep.
- Do you know how that is?
- Mmm-hmm.
Well, seeing as it's
my house and all,
and you know how that is,
- I was just thinking
- I'll tell you what.
Frank can serve his
house arrest here, okay?
Thanks, Cory.
All right, down here, Frank,
is all my stuff.
You're welcome to any of it.
- We are family.
- Here's some ground rules.
Everything on and around
this couch is my zone.
I store my personal belongings
underneath the couch cushions.
So if you drop something between
the couch cushions,
you don't go in there
and get it.
You tell Donny
or you tell myself.
I'll go in there
and get it for you.
Up top is Cory's stuff.
You don't wanna touch
Cory's stuff.
I have a perfectly cooked
taquito waiting for me
on the shelf, and I expect it
to be there when I return.
You got any hot sauce?
Whoa.
You're welcome
to any of these.
We're family now.
This is your house.
Do you understand?
- Yep.
- Great.
Donny?
Hey, neighbor.
Hey, pal.
Can, uh
can we have a conversation?
Yeah, you wanna come inside?
Frankie made huevos rancheros.
No, I think we should
talk out here.
I'll meet you out front.
What's up?
- What is all this?
- It's Frankie's new digs.
I helped him design it.
Oh, right, his new digs.
Okay, well,
listen, pal.
Um
I'm a little concerned.
You can be a very
generous person.
And I think that sometimes
people can take advantage
of your generosity, and
I'm a little worried that that's
what's happening right now.
I appreciate that.
No doubt good looking out.
But we fam out here, Cory.
Frankie's not gonna take
advantage of me.
It's one love.
I know it's one love.
Then give Frank a chance.
Look, we're having a
fort warming kickback tonight.
Well, that sounds like
a good time.
So we're gonna have a lot
of people in the fort?
No, no, no.
Just a little kickback.
Oh, it's a kickback.
It'd mean a lot to Frank
if you just made an appearance.
Just swing by.
Stop in for 20 minutes.
- Say hi and go.
- Well, I'll tell you what.
I will make it if I can.
And if not, then I won't.
In the meantime,
this is encroaching on my couch.
If you could just figure out
some way to
Okay, we'll bring it in.
Get a little something here.
All right, we'll bring it in.
- Okay.
- Frank, we gotta bring it in
a little bit.
I never want to see
your face ever again,
you lying piece of shit!
Tell that fool.
- What are you looking at?
- You heard her, pendejo.
Dirty.
What's up?
- What up, homey?
- Oh, what's up, man?
- How's everything?
- Good, bro.
Thanks for coming through,
man.
Right on.
Oh.
Wanna check out the fort?
Yeah, come on in.
Yeah man, I been watching that,
uh, season two of,
uh, "East Los High."
Oh, shit.
What's Diego been up to?
Man, fool's still cheating
Can you tell me who this is?
Oh, that's Frank's friend,
Big Rich.
- He's here to thank Frank.
- Thank him for what?
'Cause Frankie didn't snitch.
- Didn't snitch about what?
- I've already said too much.
I always trip on a armadillo.
Like, what's a day in the life
of a armadillo?
You know what I mean?
That fool got that armor on,
and
but he's in the hot heat, right?
Like, what do you do?
He just out there, and then,
"Oh, I'ma go into a ball
and just roll."
It's a trip, man.
It's really it's really a trip.
You want some more wine
What's up, man?
What what is spice mixed up?
Like
I don't remember, man
Hey, Big, would you rather be
physically beaten
or mentally beaten?
Uh, probably mentally abused.
I wanted huge doing that.
What's that, during the what?
Just when you're dancing.
Oh, I know,
I wanted to,
but, you know,
I didn't want to
Hey, guys.
Hey, what's up, neighbor?
Um, I brought a little
something for the party.
Yo, we got a VIP section for
you back here, homey.
Oh, okay.
All right.
If you ever need me
I will always be around
If you're ever lonesome
You can count on me
You may be near or
Oh, taquito time.
Oh, no you didn't.
All right, Frank.
Get up.
Time to go.
Let's go!
Frank, get up, buddy.
Call your parole officer.
- Man.
- How'd it taste, Frank?
Did you warm it up first?
Put a little hot sauce on it?
Or did you just scarf
it down cold?
What are you talking about?
I'll tell you what
I'm talking about.
- Frankie ate my taquito.
- Okay, whoa.
Calm down, folks.
This must be a misunderstanding.
Frank did not eat your taquito
eh?
He's guilty.
You can just tell.
Yeah, that's probably
a defense mechanism,
because you're accusing him
of something he didn't do.
I'd be scared, too.
You have pruners in your hands.
They're not pruners.
They're clippers.
No, Frank had pie last night.
You wouldn't do
savory after sweet,
- would you, Frank?
- Tell him, Frank.
He didn't eat your taquito.
I guarantee you that.
Frank, tell him.
Just tell him.
Cory's right.
I ate the taquito.
But I offered you
the whole bottom shelf.
I mean, I had everything.
How could you do it?
I got all fucked up.
And then I fucked up.
Go ahead and pack
your stuff up.
I think it's time you leave
Donny's house.
Frankie, what's going on?
Hey, baby.
Let's pack our stuff up,
all right?
It's time to go.
What's up, fellas?
Shit, I went ahead and ate
that taquito last night.
But it's all good.
I got some more.
Got some other stuff, too.
Fresh juice, hummus.
I'll put it on the bottom shelf.
Frank, did you know that
Big Rich ate the taquito?
Then why'd you lie about it?
Because he ain't a snitch.
My man ain't no snitch.
That's right, baby.
- Hey, Cory?
- Hey, sport.
Are you in a good mood?
- No.
- Well, you're about to be.
Well, I doubt it,
but what do you got?
Cheese stick.
Whoa.
Thanks, pal.
No problem.
Mmm, you're right.
I am in a good mood.
Can't guarantee
it's gonna last, but
Oh, by the way,
did you get a chance
to meet Wonko?
Whoa.
How is that a skunk?
Well, it's a baby skunk.
She came up to me when
I was in the courtyard.
She jumped right in my arms.
So cute.
Say what's up to Wonko, Cor.
I will not say what's up
to Wonko.
Pal, you can't have a wild
animal living in the house.
Oh, I don't know about that.
There's already a couple of wild
animals living here, huh?
Another cheese stick?
Now, don't try
to butter me up.
It's true,
we are a couple wild animals,
- but we don't spray.
- She ain't gonna spray.
And if she does,
I'll boot her ass out of here.
Look, Cor, she was all alone
when I found her.
She's an orphan.
All right, look.
You can keep her.
But you've gotta
take care of her.
I'm not gonna do it.
I don't wanna get too
close to Wonko.
You know, things that cute,
they cast a spell over you.
I can see she's already
got a hold of you.
And she's not gonna get me.
All right.
Thanks, Cory.
Let's go, Wonko.
Here you go, Wonko.
Damn, Wonko,
you're a Cheeto freak.
I love her so much.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
You're so cute.
You're so cute.
Hey, Christian.
What brings you by?
Hey, Cory.
I saw Donny walking
walking around the courtyard
earlier today
with, uh a baby skunk?
Oh, yes.
That's Wonko.
Donny found her yesterday
in the courtyard.
I don't think it's a good idea
for Donny to have a skunk
- as a pet.
- And why not?
Um, look, I might
as well just tell you.
I know we put on a good show,
but my mistress and I
- are on the rocks.
- Oh, my God.
So to smooth things over,
I, uh, I got a pug.
- I named him Charlie.
- And what does Charlie
- have to do with Wonko?
- I mean, don't get me wrong,
Charlie's cute,
but a baby skunk kind of
blows him out of the water.
- Look, Christian, um
- If my mistress sees Wonko,
Charlie's gonna lose his shine.
Charlie's not built to compete
on that level of cuteness.
It's kinda my fault.
I should have bought a real dog,
but I got a rescue.
Well, look, I don't
necessarily approve
of the skunk, either.
But this is Donny's house.
I just crash on the couch.
So, you know, my hands are tied.
Well, what is all this here?
Oh, this just a little
obstacle course I made.
What's the tennis racket?
What have you got going on
over there?
Oh, this is just
a little bit of fire.
Make it a little more dangerous.
Doesn't look like
she wants to go through
your little course, though.
Wonko's gonna do
what Wonko wants to do.
It's always been like that,
every since I've known her.
Don't even think about it.
You're cute, I see it.
I'll give it to you.
It's not gonna work on me.
Goddamn it.
Donny!
Cheese stick?
What the hell is this?
Why is there a sweater on Wonko?
Oh, she was cold,
so I put one on her.
Dang it, Donny.
She looks even cuter
than before.
Well, we're in a bit of
a pickle here, Cor.
'Cause if we take
the sweater off her,
she ends up shivering,
and it looks like
she's doing these little
shimmy dance moves.
It makes her look way cuter.
You're lucky you don't
have to see that.
Donny.
What'd you put on
Wonko's sweater?
Oh, I put a "Hell" patch on it
to make it less cute.
How does that make it
less cute?
'Cause Hell's a place
of constant punishment.
Well, somehow the darkness
is juxtaposed with the cuteness
and it's making it even cuter.
Get it off.
What?
All right, Cor.
All right.
- Donny, come on.
- Oh, my God.
Now she's arrogant.
I thought it would cancel out
her cuteness.
We can't win.
- Charlie.
- Charlie.
- Charlie.
- Charlie.
Come here.
OMG.
It's so cute.
Oh, my gosh.
I love her fur.
Hey, Wonk.
- Oh, hey, Christian.
- Hey, Donny.
- You mind if we talk?
- Have you met Wonko?
Come on.
Come on, Bonko.
Look, Donny.
I wanna make a proposition.
Okay.
What do you say
we make a trade?
Wonko for Bonko straight up?
I thought his name
was Charlie.
Yeah.
But "Charlie" didn't feel right.
He's more of a "Bonko,"
don't you think?
He comes fully loaded.
Collar, leash,
chip in his ear.
He's got all his shots.
It's a pretty good deal.
That cost me 500 smackers.
You got Wonko for free, buster.
- Look, Christian
- Okay.
How about I throw in
a Jamba Juice gift card?
There's $23.50 left on that.
You like protein shakes?
Christian, the thing is,
Wonko's not really mine to give.
She's just a wild animal
passing through.
If she wants to follow you out,
she's more than welcome.
- For reals?
- Yeah.
Okeydokey.
Come on, Wonko.
Come on.
Come on, Wonko.
Come meet my mistress.
Come meet her.
Come meet Rachel.
Come on, Wonko.
Shh, shut up, Bonko.
Come on, Wonko.
Wonko.
Come on.
Come on!
Wonko!
Come on!
- Christian, that's enough.
Hey, Cory.
I was just trying to see
if Wonko I it's just,
I haven't met Wonko.
I think Wonko's made herself
perfectly clear.
Come on, Bonko.
You know, Cory
I'd do anything for my mistress.
Including this.
You know what this is?
No.
It's a stink bomb.
If I drop this,
the whole courtyard's
gonna smell like skunk spray.
You know who the neighbors
are gonna blame?
It starts with a "Wonk".
And it ends with an,
"OMG, get that skunk
out of here."
What do you want, Christian?
One night with Wonko.
What for?
I'll take her home.
My mistress and I
can play with her.
Snap some pics for Instagram.
I'm just gonna
flag your 'gram.
Try it.
Flag my 'gram.
Don't make me drop it, Donny.
Donny, be the bigger man.
Hey, Cory.
I hope she's an extra small,
'cause I'm gonna
make her wear this.
My mistress came up with it.
Hey, Donny.
Thanks for taking Bonko.
I'm gonna have my hands full.
Oh, my God, she's so cute.
Come on, Wonko.
Jesus, pal.
It's your fifth cheese stick.
Sorry,
the cheddar calms me down.
This is exactly what
I was worried about.
Wonko's cuteness has a power.
Some people would do anything
to control that power.
Well, that's the thing, Cory.
Wonko can't be controlled.
She doesn't like
to be held like that.
She definitely
doesn't like hats.
Well, now they've done it.
Three, two, one.
Hey, Cory.
Hey, Donny.
Wonko, uh,
sprayed my mistress.
I'm sorry for blackmailing
you earlier.
I don't know what to say.
It's like Wonko cast some
strange spell over me.
Why don't you give your
mistress a tomato sauce bath?
Should help get the stink out.
Plus, it'll help get you
off the rocks.
That's a great idea.
Thanks, Donny.
Come on, Charlie.
Charlie.
Come on, Charlie.
Charlie.
Come on, Charlie!
Bonko!
Come on, Charlie
- All right, come on.
He's cute, isn't he?
Yeah.
Bye, Christian.
What a wild day.
Hey, pal?
Hey.
I'm sorry to wake you up.
But I need you
to come downstairs.
There's someone else
who wants to see Wonko.
Who the fuck is that?
Pal, you know who it is.
It's Wonko's boyfriend.
Thought it was her mother
at first,
but you can see his
little ball sack.
Anyway, probably
smelled Wonko's spray,
recognized the stink,
and came to take her home.
Oh, that's too bad,
'cause I don't think
she wants to go.
You always said you'd
let Wonko be Wonko.
Well, I think now's the time.
Please, can she stay?
We're a couple wild animals,
Cor.
What's one more?
She's in love.
I think it's time
she returned home
with her boyfriend.
All right.
Stay wild.
You hear me?
My man ain't no snitch.