The Guard (2008) s01e04 Episode Script

Where on earth Oh, just try not If you're ashamed to be Maybe you ought to be ashamed We can't live like this.
If you love us at all, You can't hold on to that.
I'm a rescue specialist.
Miro da Silva was an immature He's duty captain now.
Laura, as mate, you have With your captain.
You wanna add something? I want you You're not gonna die.
That's how this ends.
How's your guy these days? David? I thought you were worried That he might be Is he okay? The air force is on scene.
Are the rescue specialists Roger that.
Standing by.
Bring them out.
Ground techs are in position.
Your patient secure? Yep, good, ready to go! Oh, that's not good.
Hey, easy on the equipment.
I've gotta requisition The one time I screw up A fricken SARtech.
Yeah, well next time, Hey, come on.
That's what drills Ladies, good hustle.
Whatever.
So I hear your crew did Pulled a sailor out of the drink Yeah, it was a few weeks ago You guys were tied up We did what we had to do.
Wow, good on you.
Do you have Why would I have a problem? So long as you have We're class "A" medics.
What were we supposed to do, No, ma'am.
Man, this chick's got issues.
I'm in too deep, got my head above water the days are long, but I keep going back we've got to why don't you save me we've got to can you save me Do you know Sorry, what? Is there anything that That precursors the images? Um, noise.
A rumbling noise Uh, kids sometimes, Screaming, things like that.
And they're the same intensity Uh, no, it depends.
I guess it's worse How is the sleeping? Uh, I don't like Makes me drowsy and And you're sharp It's not as bad as it was.
So how long has it been? Six weeks.
Generally the symptoms Yeah, I think Okay.
Tell me what made you become In the first place.
In my experience, those who Do so out of a sincere desire To contribute, to do good.
Then there are those Because of the thrill, It's all about the adrenaline.
Either of those describe you? The first.
Right.
No.
And was there anything you Or should have done, that Maybe.
What could you have done? Okay, I'm finished.
Is it our fault that you That you had to take a breath? There's maybe two kinds of Those who want to help people On getting people to talk Please sit down, Andrew.
You know what, you said Fine, I'm better.
I'm done.
Tipper.
That's a good boy, huh? You can't shoot your mouth I screwed up.
I know.
You gotta work with Oh, I know Miro, They're an elite group, Trained within an inch I'm trained too.
Car, you're barely Excuse me Are people allowed I thought that w Uh, I don't know.
Aren't you a meter-maid? No, uh, coast guard.
Oh, well.
I have no concept of myself Really? Really, you can see yourself Sure--varicose veins, Prostate the size King a play for the nurse As she bends over I find your fantasies So do I.
But I was describing my dad.
Oh.
Well, if you ever see me Would you take me out back You still here? Just keeping on top So are we all.
Go home to your family.
So you get an earful No.
Our performance this morning Suppose things would be You know, maybe if Miro Trying to be everyone's friend And a little more time I am this close to ordering We don't need We'll work it out.
See that you do.
Carly, you got a lot But you gotta learn Ah, it just--it bugs me Act like Get over it.
Oh, god, I hate yappy Can it.
Afternoon, skipper.
Nice boat.
Every night This baby's Bought her out of the buy Nice.
Plan to cruise to Alaska But he didn't Well, better late than never.
We put her in Wow! And your first trip out Well, we're in no hurry.
Living the life of leisure.
Wonder what the poor Bye.
Sweet old couple.
Think you'll ever Nope.
So Libby's got sign-up And Ellie's Do you think It's between, um, Andrew, what are you doing? What? Andrew, the dishwasher You're putting dirty glasses Emma, I don't-- How could you not notice? Whatever.
Did you Uh, no, I'm not It's a total waste Okay, well, what if you Somebody like Ted, maybe.
Ted--Ted is a minister.
Yeah, but, I mean, Look, I'm not going to talk I'm just going to Yeah, well, Would you just back off me? Just lay off, all right? You're always coming at me Just lay off, all right? That's my paycheck! I know, but I can't even Out of the damn cash machine! Don't--don't hang up on me! God-- You-- Hi, Gwen.
Are you finished? Sure, yeah.
So how you doing? You look great, by the way.
Do you mind? I'm trying to enter Listen, I was thinking I was being a bit Word you're Miro, you dumped me.
I dumped? Okay, I was thinking Wouldn't you call it 50/50? Okay, 60/40? Look, all you want Maybe all I want is sex too.
Just own it.
Okay.
I never asked you I never asked you All I said was Okay.
So Can I come over and have sex? You ass! Is that a maybe? Nori's never going to admit 'cause then she'd have to admit That she backed And that's not gonna happen.
I can see the writing So fix it.
Me fix it? If you keep She'll keep defending him.
Prove you're better Hey, if he's as inept He'll hang himself.
The inept don't survive.
Give me a break.
Fine.
Look, if you don't Don't talk to me So what do you suggest? In a similar situation, I'd try a little Invite the crew I'm not socializing with-- No, absolutely not.
You attract more flies Yeah, I know exactly And I'll leave that for Miro.
I can't pretend The trick Invite them-- A little wine.
It wouldn't kill us She's like the stupidest girl Hi, Tina.
Who's your friend? Uh, Previn.
Previn Who? Woody Allen's father-in-law? This is my dad.
Nice to meet you.
Let's go.
So has the lawyer talked He just needs you That you're my common law spouse And you think she'll just I don't know.
She's made no attempt In the two years How about you? You sure you're still willing Sure I'm sure.
One of the earliest things When I was little little My dad and me And the way people Oh, at us, really.
And we came into town, This dirt poor kid No one makes you feel inferior That's a crock.
People have judged me You know what When I got older The coast guard boat With their flags And I used to think, "if only And now I have it.
What are you doing? I just wondered You sure you were This is my body Broken for you.
This is my blood Poured out for you.
Come, the table is set.
There you go.
Okay, you good? Mm-hmm.
You ever smoke? Good man.
Ahh, this is brutal.
Should've quit years ago.
So why didn't you? I like it.
Why do we do anything Ted.
How's work going? Why, did Amy say something? She's worried Yeah, well, That I'm just gonna Oh, yeah? Ted, Amy doesn't understand.
Have you just tried I don't want her in here, I don't want her thinking Seeing the thing I'm seeing.
All right, seeing a dead baby In ten feet of filthy water.
I know, buddy.
No, you don't know.
For Christ's sake, Andrew? Cool! What's this? Lauren and David To join them for dinner And guest-- Hey.
Uh, I'm gonna She's, um-- Of these Sure, whatever.
Okay.
You want me Uh, yeah, you can Who? Um, how about What--what--what guy? Aren't you dating that guy? Wendell? Is that his name? You want me Sure, why not.
Why? So do I have to dig up No, okay? You don't have to ing anybody I have somebody.
Who? Do you? Look, are you guys Did you invite Nori? No, I thought You know, as a group.
So we could bond like a team.
Well, I'm coming.
I think it sounds great.
What should I bring? Um, nothing.
Actually, Or ten.
Of course I have somebody.
Vera, I need you Me? Must be a pump running.
I need to go down I don't wanna Just hold it steady.
Oh, no way.
You wouldn't know If the engine Get out.
Honest to Pete! Chuck! The boat-- How you doing? Can you--can you get Well, we have It's pointless.
We're going down.
Miro, We gotta go.
Get the coast guard back.
Little darling, talk to me.
Hi, uh, the boat Uh, we're sinking! What was that? My husband Okay, Just rest and wait.
Let's get there before Gives themselves Port Hallet, To the little darling.
They're on site now, Ready to airlift, The air force Roger that.
You're sending in b chopper? What's happening? Cormorant's Under the forces We just watch.
I'm gonna let your husband Hey, where in blazes I need a hand here.
They'll be back.
To do what we gotta do I'm not leaving my boat.
Sir, your wife is slipping So please-- She's high strung.
She needs medical attention.
We have to get her Get me out of here! Cape pacific on scene.
We see him, cape pacific.
Is there anyway we can assist Just stand by, We have a woman in shock.
Roger that.
Stand by.
I should be with my baby.
Enough of the sidelines, Carly, we're standing by.
Carly-- Damn it, Carly! I need you to come now, sir.
10 years, I put my soul Well, sir, Maybe you could talk to them His wife needs And the chopper has about Thank you.
You're way past You don't understand-- Yeah, we do, I could save this boat My dad--all he had I know what they can mean.
But you have a lot more-- You have a wife of 40 years Roger that-- Oscar says it's time to go.
Sir, she's scared.
Okay.
You guys better get off It's going down.
Wait, I forgot tipper.
I need to go get my dog! I can't leave him.
Aw, not the fricken dog! I hate yappy little dogs.
Don't screw with me, You get over here.
Ha ha! Oh, god, Oh, this has to be It's bigger than I thought.
She's your friend.
I hope Don't you worry You are my goddess, You are my wild child.
Please don't embarrass me.
I don't see how I could.
You really went Is it too much? It's beautiful, And so are you.
Hello! Hello! Oh, god, Barry, We're not exactly accessible.
That's okay.
I'm not the one It's all right as long as Hello.
Laura, Hi, it's so nice I, um--Andrew didn't, um-- Here, I brought this.
Uh, well, you shouldn't have But thank you.
Welcome.
Even her cutlery matches.
I think most of mine God, it sucks to be me.
So, um, everybody, David and Tina, this is Welcome.
Who wants a drink? I do.
I do.
Where's the party at? Everybody, this is Martine My date.
Hi.
Are those shrimps? This deck is so fantastic.
Seriously, I hope there's Why, did she bring her pole? Hey, pass that.
Mm, none for me.
Alcohol's a cross addiction.
I have a love/hate relationship You used to be a drug user? "used to be" is just The human conscience.
See, we're all just What we were, So you're still Not today.
I'll drink his.
So, Tina, what kind of music What kind of music I'm into? Okay, I'm dope.
I, uh--hey, I just downloaded, Plastic funk? Sorry I spitted-- Rock this party Yeah, but, nothing beats Everybody dance now.
[humming c&c music factory's I have never heard Oh, come on, C.
C.
And company.
Well, duh, I'm sorry.
19Almost.
Do I have something Okay, but why have a rule That's the coast guard-- They slap your wrist And pat your back Right? The brass knows that when we We will do And if things go sideways, There's always someone Oh, Miro, Isn't that exactly what you did What's this about me? It was killing you You wanted to roar in-- That's why you let her But if it had Who would have taken the fall? Carly or you? Today turned out fine.
Yeah, but I just don't You can follow a rule Maybe we should just drop Why do you say It means I know, but where Like, why use those two words? Um, something to do Uh, I think it's French.
Oh, no, I don't think so.
You wanna bet? No.
No, wait a minute, Is it French? It is French.
So how long have you Um We aren't.
Okay.
Why try to license love, Should be simple and untangled.
It's hardly simple You should see what we're going Right now Rights of succession Well if it's so complicated, I don't know.
Why don't we? I don't know.
Why don't we? Was that just a proposal? Oh, my god.
I think it's time That delicious looking dessert It's a salad! This is it, man.
This is when I feel You think so, huh? You know, I used to lie on my stomach Stare down at the water And on a really bright day, The sun would bounce I'd just stare down Starring back up at me.
And with the blue sky It's like I was suspended.
I'm trying to find A place before questions, A time when it was all You know? Well, let me know If you can open yourself, You can find that Find it in your lover's eyes.
Hello? I wanna go home.
Okay, darling.
No, I--I don't want you Listen-- Come on, inside.
No, I said no.
No-- No! I'm sick of everybody And thinking that Listen, I never said that.
This is your pain.
Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! I don't know Where do you I know where I don't On some beach Lying next to some It's not gonna happen to me.
It's not gonna happen Okay, just let me No, I am--I am going out I'm not gonna go with you.
You go--you go I don't have to watch you.
I know.
Damn it.
You're so tired.
I'm okay.
Laura I don't want you to stop Let me go get rid Hey.
I want you with me For as long as we have.
But I'm not gonna hold you Why not? Where do you go-- When you ride off I just ride.
Ugh! Family sucks.
Hey, I know.
I had five older sisters.
They used to curl my hair.
Shut up.
It scarred me for life.
So Mm.
Hey, how far can you spit? I'll bet I can spit Seriously, I am Oh, yeah.
Oh, gross, Why? 'cause you know Because it's disgusting.
Oh, sure.
If she t takes my dad, She won't take your dad.
Won't happen-- You don't know I'm gonna be alone.
No, you won't be.
I'm going inside.
What are you doing? Are you spying on me now? What? No.
I just came Everyone else has gone home.
Go to hell.
It's none No, it's not.
The two of us-- That is I'm gonna talk to Nori Thanks for the party.
Hey, coasty.
What are you doing here? I thought SAR-techs Who went home to the wives.
Most of us are.
Oh, don't tell me-- Do not tell me you have shown up For a booty call.
Why? Do you think Get in here.
And get your pants off.
You know, whatever problems Compared to the rest You have got it Yeah, I know.
Are we gonna be okay?