The Kardashians (2022) s01e04 Episode Script

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KIM: Previously on The Kardashians
I'm excited to be here tonight
to show you guys
that I'm so much more
than just a pretty face.
Yeah!
- MAN: You were so hot.
- Your opening monologue was insane.
BARKER: I told your mom,
I'm madly in love with Kourtney.
- And
- Oh, my God. I'm going to cry.
I'd like to propose to her.
My biggest fear right now, is that we're
all gonna run into them on the freeway.
Is Kylie driving her car?
KENDALL: Why?
KRIS: I'm worried they're going to
see you guys on the freeway.
They are 33 minutes away from the hotel.
What?
Oh, so, we're close to them.
I don't know
if we should speed up or slow down.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit!
- ALL: Oh, shit.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
KYLIE: They're not gonna see me.
I don't see them anywhere.
I'm looking around.
This is so scary.
I feel like I'm being chased.
- COREY: Get off the highway.
- Get off the highway for ten minutes.
And sit there
and then get back on the highway.
Today, my oldest daughter
is getting engaged.
If this surprise gets ruined,
I'm going to be so upset.
Heads are going to fly.
Because if you guys
get off on the same exit,
and it's a red light, you're screwed.
You'll be at the same exit.
KRIS: We all live in Calabasas
and we're all travelling
to Santa Barbara at the same time,
so, the chances of us
running into each other are pretty good.
KENDALL: We're going to get off
and get some ice cream.
Okay, bye.
Kendall and Kylie are ahead of us.
Tristan and Khloé are behind us.
So, wait, have we forgotten
about anybody? Simon and Phil?
- Hi.
- Hi. Where are you?
I'm 30 minutes away.
Slow down a little bit, because
they're probably 20 minutes away.
Can you believe this?
I'm freaking out.
They're so perfect for each other.
I'm just I have goose bumps.
It doesn't feel real.
It's just like this perfect romance.
This is their anniversary
of the first night they ever hooked up.
- And, so
- (COREY LAUGHS)
COREY: We're celebrating their sex.
KRIS: We're celebrating sex.
- KRIS: Okay. Talk soon.
- Okay, guys.
Bye.
Did we ever figure out
how to get the kids here,
Penelope and Mason and everyone, or no?
It was just no way
to get that whole thing dialed in.
And then at the last minute,
Kourtney told Travis
that Penelope wasn't feeling well.
Are his kids here?
Yeah. His kids are going to come
because they're older,
and I don't think he I'm not sure
if any of us know
how they are exactly going to react.
It's her decision to break it
to her kids the way she wants.
Hi.
KRIS: So, we're at
the Rosewood Miramar Hotel,
and I know
how excited Kourtney's going to be,
and Travis knows
how much she loves being by the ocean.
Look at this table.
KIM: That is so pretty.
I feel responsible
for pulling everybody together,
and my nerves are shattered.
I'm sitting on pins and needles.
The minute that sun goes down,
it's show time.
I am so excited for Kourtney and Travis.
It feels like she's waited
a really long time
for this happiness, and she deserves it.
SIMON: Did he call you first?
Who did he
He came to my house in Palm Springs
and asked for her hand in marriage.
And I was crying.
And then he said
that he went to her dad's grave,
- and asked him.
- SIMON: So incredible.
Yeah.
- (TEARFULLY) It was
- KIM: Don't cry.
KRIS: There's not a day that goes by
that I don't think about Robert.
And the fact that Travis
has so much respect
for Robert and for Kourtney,
and for all of us means everything.
It's so amazing.
KIM: This shouldn't be
our focus tonight,
but Scott is going to lose
his (BLEEP) mind.
- Yeah, I mean, he had years.
- Years, years.
And he was coming
to the birthday parties
and the family events
and all the holiday events.
And she never had a serious boyfriend
that would ever get in the way of that.
Now, with a husband,
that changes the whole story.
I don't think they're gonna wait
too long to get married.
If I was to guess,
they're gonna fast track.
KIM: He already knew that
they were trying for a baby.
- SIMON: Yeah.
- And to me, a baby,
you're stuck for life.
Marriages come and go.
- No offense, guys. (LAUGHS)
- Yeah.
Take it from me.
(BLEEP)
- And good luck at your wedding.
- Yeah.
KIM: I believe in love.
That's why, hopefully,
there'll be one more wedding for me.
Fourth time's a charm.
KHLOÉ: Tristan flew in for proposal.
This was something
he was not going to miss.
We're good.
We're actually in a really good place.
We just got back together.
He's been going to therapy a lot.
There's just been a lot of effort
on his part.
Okay.
How was SNL with Kim in New York?
Oh, my God, she was so fantastic.
- She killed it?
- Yeah.
But I didn't doubt that for a second.
It's so fun when Tristan's here.
He's a great father,
True has her routines,
and she loves having them
with both of her parents.
And it's so great to see
that joy on her face.
TRISTAN: So, you only like the frosting?
You don't like the cookie part?
Maybe just give her a pint of frosting.
When we broke up, I learned
how well him and I got along
and what good friends we are
and what good partners we are,
and I have a lot of hope
and faith and optimism
for our future together.
Hi. So happy to see you.
How long are you here for?
Do you have a game tomorrow?
TRISTAN: I have practice tomorrow.
TRISTAN: I got in last night.
So, surprised Khloé and True.
Lots of surprises.
You're next, Tristan, figure it out.
And if we could just use the same hotel,
that would be great.
Yeah, right the setup.
KRIS: Simon, I need you to keep
your eye on the sunset.
- Where is he doing it?
- KRIS: On the beach.
SIMON: On the beach.
KRIS: He's going to go out
onto the beach
and supposedly propose
at that very moment.
SIMON: You think she has any idea?
KHLOÉ: No.
- SIMON: No, right?
- Not a clue. I know she doesn't.
Hi, guys. I want to introduce you
to your new brothers and sisters.
Aren't they cute?
KIM: They're not
our brothers and sisters.
- KRIS: They're not?
- They're my nieces and nephews.
KIM: You're their grandmother.
Oh, my God. How many grandchildren
do I have now?
KIM: Four thousand.
(LAUGHTER)
So do you guys think
you have the coolest aunts, or what?
- Who is your favorite aunt?
- (LAUGHTER)
The Kardashian family
and the Barker family
blending together is not anything weird
or uncomfortable for us.
We have been
blending families for years.
We've been next door neighbors
for years. We have barbecues together.
We just hang out with one another, so,
it's not weird for us to be integrated.
The best thing about your new
grandmother, she's a great gift giver.
Oh, big gifts.
- Big gifts.
- Big gifts.
Big, big, big.
He just turned 18.
- So, he'll need a car.
- A car?
So, he'll need a car.
KHLOÉ: A condo in Beverly Hills, maybe.
- Oh, my God.
- KHLOÉ: Welcome to the family, guys.
Guys, we have less than ten minutes.
SIMON: It's 6:05.
KRIS: It's supposed to be like 6:16.
SIMON: Oh, my God.
I am freaking out, you guys.
SIMON: What if she's running late?
- I'll kill her.
- She's not a scheduled person.
I'll kill her.
I feel like it's any minute
she's going to be engaged.
Come on, everybody.
Let's go inside the house.
This is making me super nervous.
We've to shut the door. Shut the drapes.
KRIS: We got to shut the drapes.
So, guys, your dad
isn't the kind of dad
that would forget the ring, right?
Are we organized?
- You think he's got the ring?
- LANDON: Yeah.
We were saying, is it probably better
that Mason and P and Reign weren't here
- because they're just so young
- I think they're too young.
Listen, for us to have to lie to Scott
and get them here under false pretenses,
would have been really hard
for all of us.
So, you know what?
This is the right thing to do,
and they're all adults, basically.
So, that's the way I feel about it.
He's going to call me and yell at me,
but it's not our problem.
- Who is that?
- Mindy.
Ten minutes.
"I will video for you, if I can.
"Leaving their room now."
- SIMON: Oh, my God. It's happening.
- You guys, it's happening.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
In the moments when I hear my voice
But don't feel like myself
Wish I could hold you
It's only you
Oh, you
Only you
When the night is over
out of all the places I could choose
I go to you
Only you
Feel you're just
below the surface, darling
All I wanna do is go to you
KOURTNEY: I feel like
I'm living a fairy tale.
I couldn't have dreamed
of anything more perfect.
I've never, in my whole life,
dreamt of getting married until Travis
and until this relationship.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Who got this?
It's a movie!
So cute.
Oh!
They're on the beach and the flowers.
I go to you
I go to you
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(GASPS) Hold on, everybody.
Hey, Mindy.
- Did she say yes?
- She did.
(ALL CHEERING)
KIM: Is that even a question?
That was never a question.
Oh, okay.
KRIS: Okay, so, I think what we do,
this is what I think.
They're going to come around the corner.
They're going to walk into this suite.
They're going to think
it's just for them.
The 14 seats that are placed for dinner.
We'll stand up before and when
they walk in, we'll go, "Surprise."
Don't you think?
- Surprise!
- KIM: Or no, let's say "congrats."
- Yeah.
- Yeah, congrats.
It's not a surprise party.
- It kind of is.
- Congratulations.
Okay. "Congrats" it is.
KHLOÉ: They're on their way.
We all have to be quiet.
(SHUSHES)
They're on their way, and I want them
to get a real surprise.
ALL: Congrats!
- Congratulations.
- BARKER: Thank you so much.
KRIS: I'm so happy for you.
- Thank you for all your help, too.
- So happy. You did it.
It so hard to talk.
- KIM: Can we see the ring?
- Did you think we're here?
No, but
Just when I heard the cheering
WOMEN: Oh, my God!
I'm also like in shock,
and I'm also telling myself like,
"Don't be nervous. This is one
of the best moments of your life."
KIM: Were you really surprised?
Yes. I thought we were coming
to the beach to watch True Romance.
I thought he'd have a screen.
Then I was like,
"What are all these flowers?"
SIMON: Were you nervous?
BARKER: Yeah. It's certain things
I wanted to say.
KOURTNEY: And I feel like
he wasn't really saying that.
I've never had him
not be able to speak to me.
- Like
- You were
I had certain things I wanted to say.
I had to breathe and all that stuff.
KOURTNEY: I love you.
The way that Travis proposed,
like, it does say a lot about who he is,
and he's super romantic.
It's perfect, like because he did it.
I'm so happy for my baby.
My first born.
This makes my heart really full.
- (TEARFULLY) I'm so happy for you.
- Thank you.
I just can't be happier
than I am right now.
The joy that it gave him
to do this with you.
And how much he loves you.
I will never get over how sweet he was.
And I just want you to know
that I'm so happy for you.
And I know how long you waited for this.
And I love every single moment with you.
And what you did to make it happen,
will always be in my heart.
He came to Palm Springs
and he asked for your hand in marriage.
- Okay, you can stop kissing.
- Okay.
When your first born, gets engaged,
nothing can be more special.
- For
- You guys hear that?
No, that is very special.
Really. That's really true.
KRIS: I'm sorry, guys.
All I've ever wanted for Kourtney
is to be happy
and find her person and live her life
to the fullest extent
that she can live it
with such happiness,
and she is in that place right now.
- Here we go.
- MAN: Congratulations.
KRIS: I say, we sit down and
have dinner. What do you guys say?
Let's do it.
KOURTNEY: You like the white better?
I'm always a happy drinker
if I'm on champagne.
You know, Khloé gets aggressive.
Vodka's what makes me aggressive.
No, you attacked Kendall.
Because I know
she is a (BLEEP) wrestler.
So, don't let the skinny bitch fool you
because she will take you down.
Kendall will arm wrestle anyone here.
- Carl.
- Kendall will (BLEEP) you up.
Does anyone here think
they could beat Kendall?
- I'll put money on it.
- Oh, Landon, come on. What?
KHLOÉ: Kendall's up now.
TRISTAN: This is how you
get into the family.
It's the intro.
KENDALL: I'm quick with it.
They're like,
"One, two, three, go!"
And on "go," I'm
That's my strategy,
but I don't want to say much
because I don't wanna
give up my secrets.
One, two, three, go!
Go!
(ALL CHEERING)
I gave up.
It's a tie.
Neither one of you won!
Yeah, good job.
I'm also just powerful.
That's all you need. That's a victory.
- Wait, have told your dad?
- KOURTNEY: No.
The first time he met Kourtney,
it was at my house.
And afterwards he woke me up
in the middle of the night
to say, Kourtney reminds him
a lot of my mom.
ALL: Aw!
She was was really sweet.
Passed away when I was 13.
Travis is one of the sweetest guys
I have ever met.
Not only is he one
of the most famous drummers
in one of the most famous
bands in the world,
but the flip side is
he's the greatest dad
and the kindest human
and he's just amazing.
- Hello.
- Hi, pal.
I asked Kourtney to marry me.
KOURTNEY: He got me this beautiful ring.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
Thank you, pal. Love you.
Love you, too.
KOURTNEY: How do I tell my kids?
I need to tell them now,
because they're going to see it
No, you should go in private
because we're all here.
They're younger than Travis' kids.
Shoot. I got missed calls from P.
I should go call her.
- Yeah. Go call her.
- Okay.
I'll be back.
(LINE RINGING)
P! How's my girl?
Do you want to know
what my surprise was?
PENELOPE: What?
We got engaged.
Look here. Mom got a ring.
(PENELOPE CRYING)
Is that upsetting?
Why are you sad, baby?
I feel bad for P.
Penelope took it hard.
I think it's a big change for her.
And even though she loves Travis,
I think she doesn't know
what that means.
Like, is that taking me away?
I think she just
doesn't know what it means.
- Reign. Guess what?
- What?
Mom and Travis got engaged.
What does that mean?
It means he proposed and gave me a ring.
Not excited!
(CHUCKLES)
I do wish that my kids were here.
It would have made them
feel more included in the decision,
and like part of the surprise.
Penelope didn't go so well.
Reign was fine.
I know that my mom made that decision.
And it probably wasn't her best.
You regret us not having them here?
That would've been hard?
- No. I think it would've been hard.
- Really? Or is it better?
- Scott
- They need to process it in their own
Tried to call Mason twice.
Do I text him?
- Yes. Say, "Call me."
- I know Scott knows.
(KHLOÉ WHISPERING)
- It was the right thing.
- I agree.
What? You're going
to have a sister meeting?
Why see away and not tell me?
I've to find out like this?
Penelope was just crying. She's upset.
KHLOÉ: I think they think
they're losing their dad.
I don't think they think
they're losing their mom.
They think their dad is gone
and you're replacing him.
When you're a kid,
you think you've to pick one.
So, P's reaction is understandably okay.
But there's nothing wrong with Travis.
It's the same way
how you felt about Bruce
and there was nothing wrong with Bruce.
Once my dad was accepting Bruce,
it felt like I could take a deep breath
and be friendly with Bruce
and get along with him and not feel bad.
I think that it's really important
for Scott to be accepting
of my, of our relationship,
so that the kids can feel good.
I haven't spoken to you about, like,
do you have sympathy for Scott?
Do you have sympathy
- for the position that he's in?
- Yeah.
It doesn't feel like you do
just as an outsider.
I do.
But then there's things
like somebody else
KIM: He also had five, six years
to get over this.
Of course,
but it's always going to sting.
I'm sensitive to him and his feelings,
and I communicate with him
about the kids,
and I make sure that he's good.
But beyond that, I just got engaged
and I want to be happy
and be in the moment.
And I just don't think
that this moment is about Scott.
It doesn't matter.
Are we so (BLEEP) crazy
talking about him?
Can we talk about this tomorrow
and let them enjoy their night out?
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Hi. I was like, "Glam is here."
Travis told me not to glam.
Were you guys hiding in here?
Of course, my mom and sisters
think of everything,
and they knew
that I wasn't going to be in glam.
They, of course, had glam waiting for me
in case I wanted a little touch up.
I haven't talked to you.
But I'm doing my egg retrieval
on Tuesday.
- SIMON: It's on Tuesday?
- Yeah.
Okay. So, fingers, toes crossed.
- Yeah.
- WOMAN: I need a baby.
- We need one at the same time as Simon.
- Yeah, you
It's so funny,
because in any other circumstance,
I never thought, like, marriage.
Not that I never thought,
it wasn't important to you.
That's what I just said.
I couldn't even picture a ring.
- Yeah.
- Because I never
You weren't the girl
that talked about weddings.
And I was never like the one
who planned my wedding
or thought, "I'm going to do this."
No interest to do your wedding.
Right. That's why our wedding is going
to be him and I, only.
No, you don't believe in love.
- Yeah.
- That's why you need to have a wedding.
To celebrate those people.
- It's not a about that.
- You've to start appreciating pressure.
Oh, my God.
(CLINKING)
All right, guys,
I would love to give a toast.
You guys are so in love.
And we've seen such an amazing
transformation in our Kourtney.
And to see Travis and his excitement
in picking out a ring and deciding
what he wanted to say
and asking for your hand in marriage,
not only from me, but
(SNIFFLES)
from your dad
and just the whole process
and the kids and all the involvement.
This makes me so happy.
Cheers, you guys.
- Cheers.
- ALL: Cheers.
I would love to hear
I don't want to put anybody on the spot.
But do you kids want to say anything?
- Landon.
- So, I'll start off.
I'm a little bit
awkward of a person, but
KIM: We love you.
I'll start out by saying I've never
seen my dad this happy before,
and to keep it short and sweet,
I'm really happy for him.
I know it's going to last really long
and be an amazing part of our lives.
That was awesome.
(ALL CHEERING)
The best speech of the night.
We're all really so happy for you guys.
And love always wins.
Always.
My hope for Kourtney and Travis
is that they live the most amazing,
happy, blessed, joyful life,
and that they get a room.
That's what I hope.
Yay!
Yes!
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
KIM: This is where North
did her big debut in a music video.
- For your famous meme?
- My meme is behind that tree.
I got to recreate this meme.
These were the exact bushes of the meme.
And North was filming
the Only One video right here.
And I didn't want her to see me
or she'd cry.
So, I was literally hiding behind
the bushes going like
That was the bush, that was the bush.
Just the fact that it's a lifelong meme.
KHLOÉ: Yeah. No, I love that meme.
How incredible that Kourt is engaged.
Oh, my God, I'm so happy for them.
Me, too.
He was so excited, obviously.
But to do it
and how it got pulled off on their
- Anniversary
- And how she really didn't know.
She thought they were there
They go there all the time.
She's really happy.
She's That was nice
that Tristan flew in.
Wasn't that? It was so nice.
It's showing me the effort he's making.
And he has been making an effort
for a long time
and you haven't wanted to see it,
and that's okay.
I've been through so much with Tristan.
We both have.
He's been through a lot as well.
The truth is, that we are always
working on ourselves.
We are going to therapy, and listen,
even baby steps are steps.
So, I'm just hoping for
a little progress every single day.
I love, it's not just talk.
I'm not just believing everything he's
telling me, he's actually showing me.
- Yeah.
- I have so much faith
and just hope in our future.
How are you and Ye?
He walked out on SNL mid monologue.
So, I haven't talked to him since.
I married the best rapper of all time.
The richest Black man in America.
When I divorced him,
it came down to just one thing.
- His personality.
- (LAUGHTER)
He's upset of the fact that I said
the reason I divorced him,
used the word "divorced,"
so, he wished
I said the word "filed for divorce."
And he was upset
that I also said he was a rapper.
He said I'm so much more than a rapper.
I can't believe you said "rapper."
I never want to offend anyone,
and I never want to hurt anyone.
But also, that's what this monologue
was for. It was like to make a joke.
I made fun of myself.
I made fun of my mom.
I made fun of everything that's personal
to me, and it's all fun and games.
And apparently, it wasn't to him.
I've sat there through so many speeches
and things that have not been
the most comfortable for me,
but that was my partner,
and I stood by him.
I'd never embarrass him and walk out
Not even just speeches.
Strong public stances
he's taken in many different areas,
that might not be your stance,
but you are his
You were his wife
and that's what you do.
But how is that fair for you?
That's the thing.
It's like when he doesn't get
He's so used to getting exactly
what he wants
From every person
in any category of life.
- I've never seen anything like
- Good for him.
- Good for him.
- Good for him.
But hey, it's not going to happen here.
- And
- Not anymore.
Yeah.
We have four kids together.
I always want to have a good,
healthy relationship with him.
But after SNL happened, I felt,
"Okay, I need to now focus on the bar,
and I need to get new energy."
KHLOÉ: It's so pretty.
- Yeah.
- I'll race you.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Hello.
Hi.
I got you a little gift.
I got you a gift basket of junk food.
It's a feel-good basket.
I wanted to come by and check on Scott
and my niece and my two nephews.
And just make sure everyone is good.
I have no idea what I'm walking into,
energy-wise,
but a care package
always makes you feel better.
Come here, Leah.
- Come here!
- My goodness, she's cute.
SCOTT: This dog goes for $25,000
on the open market.
- It's peeing.
- She's peeing a little.
What did I get?
- You got to clean the floor.
- My chips.
Oh! What do you know?
My chocolate chips.
Oh, there you go. Get down on it
- You're not leaving
- Get down on it.
pee on the floor.
Do your thing. You look hot.
I would hire you as a hot maid.
Topless maids or something.
- I wouldn't be topless.
- You'd be bottomless.
Oh, my gosh.
So, I'm thinking now,
that Kourt's really finally
Yeah, we're still brother and sister.
Damn it.
No, I'm just kidding.
- I was gonna go for Kim, anyway.
- Yeah, go.
Why don't you go outside of the fam?
Don't be ridiculous. It's weird.
So, how's it going?
How have you been?
Don't get me wrong.
(SIGHS)
I'll always love your sister,
so, I wasn't that caught off guard.
I thought that had already been married
the way that she was talking.
So, it wasn't crazy. Thank God.
At another time in my life,
if I would have heard,
life would have been over for me.
- Well
- Thank God, it does give me
a lot of relief that she's happy,
somebody else is taking care of her.
I always felt like that was my fault
for breaking up our family.
So, I always felt like
I had this responsibility
to be there for her and take care of her
and make sure she was all right,
even though we weren't together.
I just felt that guilt.
So, It was a lot to handle.
It kind of in a selfish way
feel like a lot has been
kind of lifted off of me.
In the end, it's kind of a good thing.
I couldn't do the job of being with her.
Phew!
So, I salute Travis,
like, he's in for a lot of work.
You mean with the whole family?
No, family's the best part.
Kourtney is not the simplest
when it comes to everything.
KHLOÉ: This is just him being snarky.
He's acting out. I'm not going to be
combative and push back
because it's so clear.
It's so transparent.
I get what he's doing.
But if Kourtney was such a problem,
then why would he want to be with her
for so many years?
Mas, come here.
The only thing that I would
suggest to Scott is,
that no matter what
you guys are feeling,
you put on that smile
in front of the kids.
You always let the kids feel love,
because this has nothing
to do with the kids.
Air hug. Thank you.
Wild animals.
How do they feel about everything?
They were upset.
They didn't understand
why they were watching TikToks
of his kids there,
and they weren't there.
Hopefully, they're invited
to the wedding.
- They'll be invited to the wedding.
- Am I invited?
- That's up to them. I don't know.
- Wow.
I asked about the wedding,
she said none of us were invited.
She said, she's going to do it alone.
But listen, she was upset
they weren't there either.
Okay, then, they should have been there.
- Yeah.
- Me personally,
if I got engaged 50 minutes away,
I would have just said,
get in the car and driving kids here.
- And P would have been ecstatic.
- Yeah.
We were acting
like as if the place was 10 hours away.
I get there in 55 minutes.
I believe Scott has strong feelings
about this situation,
rightfully so.
But I do think some of the things
that he's choosing
to be upset about are just so trivial.
But I'm not gonna invalidate
the way he feels.
If that's how he feels or
if that's his way of expressing himself,
then, there we are.
They can have their life.
I just don't want to be
pushed out of family affairs
that include the kids and things
that we normally would do.
Yeah.
I just don't want to lose
the dynamic of having all of you guys.
And you won't and none of us
want to lose that either.
So, we just have to find a way
that makes everyone comfortable
- in a way, because we are
- I definitely think Kourtney and I
need to speak about certain things
that she doesn't want to, but
You two have to talk to find
whatever your new normal is,
and that's for no one else to dictate.
I agree. We'll get there.
- Yeah, you will.
- We always do.
- But know I'm here for you.
- Appreciate it.
Because you're good today,
doesn't mean you will tomorrow.
- And that's okay.
- Not at all.
- I get it.
- It's okay to not be okay sometimes.
Oh, trust me. I know. I know.
- Well, I love you.
- I love you, too, Khlo.
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(LINE RINGING)
I just left Scott's house.
KOURTNEY: So, how did it go?
It went well, actually.
It went better than I thought.
He asked about the kids,
and I did say that Kourt was upset
the kids weren't there as well.
Yeah, me
And Penelope is sitting next to me,
and me and Travis told her today
that he really wanted her there.
But that it just wasn't decided on.
I do think you and him need to talk.
And don't just avoid it.
But about what?
I don't think we need to.
Yeah, you do about
what this means for your kids.
I think it's a very
understandable conversation.
I know you don't like
any of this type of stuff.
I don't think you need to tell him
the ins and outs of your union.
You just need to say
the very basic things.
Yeah.
KOURTNEY: Travis and I don't know
what our plans are.
No idea when we'll get married.
We don't know
if we're moving into the same house.
It's not like these big decisions
that are going to
affect the kids are known.
I'm sensitive to Scott and his feelings.
Someday, we'll all be able to get along.
We have to, the kids feel it,
and that's the most important thing.
I'm having some time with P
before I have to glam
for Travis' thing tonight.
You enjoy P.
I don't want to take time from her.
Okay.
- Okay, I love you.
- I love you.
- Okay, bye.
- Okay, bye.
Travis and I had to get up super early
to be in San Diego
for an egg retrieval.
And Travis loves taking the tour bus.
There's a bed in the back,
and we can watch movies or just chill.
(BAKER SPEAKING)
You woke up and I was like next to you?
Felt pretty good that night.
You're super strong.
KOURTNEY: We are super excited
because it's the first time
that Travis and I have made it
to an egg retrieval in six months
of doing fertility treatments.
This doctor in San Diego, Dr. Wood,
he's the best in the West Coast.
He's different than other doctors.
Yeah, this is going to be
I do love being a mom.
I think having that experience
with Travis
would just be incredible.
I know, he's a really,
really amazing father.
It's one of the reasons
that I fell in love with him.
It glows in the dark.
Are you going to stay in that?
I think you should.
- Okay. Whatever.
- Yeah.
- I'm basically just following orders.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Good morning. I love your outfit.
Thank you.
She was wearing the same thing.
I have a matching one.
We got to check
and see if we have a follicle.
- Okay.
- Hopefully, we do.
- Perfect.
- You ready?
- Yes.
- All right. The big moment.
Let's see. Let me get this set.
We could have almost anything here.
Okay. There's your uterus.
There's a follicle here,
but it looks old.
Okay. That's kind of what they said.
- Right, babe?
- Yeah.
This one is small.
We'll try for these
smaller ones as well.
- Okay.
- But very unlikely to get a mature egg.
Okay, one more ovary.
Let's see what else there is here.
But much more. My gosh, I am happy.
KOURTNEY: Really?
- Take a look over there at that screen.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I see that big one.
- Isn't that beautiful?
That is exactly precisely
what we wanted to see.
Right now, it's around 19 millimeters.
- What you have is one good follicle.
- Okay.
But as I mentioned to you before,
we have many babies from one follicle.
So, hopefully, it will be high quality
and be a normal embryo.
Okay.
Even though there's only one follicle
that Dr. Wood is really seeing,
that's standing out,
the fact that we have any
just all gives me a lot of hope.
So, do you try to get
the small follicles if you can?
- Absolutely. Sometimes, they fool you.
- Yeah.
And you think there's
nothing mature in it.
- And then the beautiful egg comes out.
- Okay.
Hopefully, that's going to happen
for you.
It's like the most exciting thing ever.
I'm so happy.
Family is everything.
For us to be able to
make something together,
it would be just incredible.
When we do his sample,
am I allowed to be with him,
or am I in the surgery at that time?
Maybe what you could do is do it now.
- It's not
- You get some anesthesia of course
before you do the retrieval.
- Yeah.
- And you may not feel up to it.
- Yeah.
- But I think that's a great idea.
Okay.
Whenever I'm with Travis,
I feel really safe.
- Fantastic. See you and back.
- Okay.
But I'm also super nervous
because I really don't love
getting put to sleep.
Do you think on the drive back,
you'll practice for tonight?
I'll lay next to you the whole time.
Take care of you.
But yes, we are super excited
and grateful to be here.
But I think we also don't want
to feel too attached
or too happy before we know
because there are so many steps.
So, I have this nervous energy.
Yeah.
Please put the sample in this cup,
when you're done,
place it on the counter
and I'll come grab it.
Is there any specifics?
Just none of your bodily fluids.
Me? Okay.
Just yours.
And is there anything like no spit
or anything like that?
Correct.
No, nothing? Okay.
- Okay.
- WOMAN: Let me give this to you.
Could he use his spit or no spit?
No spit.
- Okay.
- For just the lab purposes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Perfect. Let me go see
about the condom real quick.
Okay.
This is for you.
- Let me see it.
- Don't contaminate it.
Mmm-mmm.
- So I have a couple of these.
- Okay.
And then this safe lubricant
if you need any.
- Okay. Thank you.
- No problem.
And then should we still take that cup
just in case?
- So put everything in the cup
- No matter what.
If it's in the condom before,
it said, you tie it,
and then put it in there.
- Yeah. Don't smoosh it out.
- Don't
Yeah, okay. Do we do this in here,
or do we go somewhere else?
You can do this here.
Let me fix this for you.
(CHUCKLES)
This is where you guys have to go.
We'll take our mikes off.
- You don't get the audio.
- So funny.
So, after they retrieve the egg today,
hopefully, then they make an embryo,
which takes six days
and then they test the embryo.
And then they implant the embryo,
and then it hopefully
becomes a pregnancy.
- Do I need to take this off?
- It's up to you.
I think I should give it to you.
Keep it.
There's still more.
All we need is one good egg,
and now, it's just in God's hands.
I think we're done. You guys can go now.
KIM: Next on The Kardashians
Today is the day I'm taking the bar,
and I've got to pass this.
If I don't, then this law school journey
is over for me.
(ALL CHEERING)
I invited you to lunch for my birthday.
This is not your birthday lunch.
We're gonna have dinner.
Nobody told me.
What am I? Chopped liver?
- If you and Travis are cool, then
- We're fine.
Hi!
I mean, maybe he doesn't like me.
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
You guys, do these shoes match?
I'm trying to figure out
like, what do I like?
What's my style?
Who am I?
That's my last tie with Kanye.
So, I'm like, "My God,
how am I going to do this?"
This is it, guys. This is the look.
He's like,
"I haven't signed the divorce papers."
Well, what's he waiting for?
I don't know. I ask him all the time.
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