The Lodge (2016) s01e04 Episode Script
Double Date
1 KYLE: They located the door.
What'd he say? Find the key.
It's good you and Lori are getting to know each other.
So you don't mind? Why should I? That's Ana.
Ben's ex.
She's back.
It looks like you're the one with competition now.
(MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING) This is where we met Haven't been there yet Like a dream we haven't dreamt Don't make me wait another minute No, not another minute I can't wait for then to be now I'm gonna show you how Starting over, starting now Stepping out Taking over, breaking ground Get in on the ready, set Are we there yet? Gonna show you how Starting over, starting now (RINGTONE) It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
I'm so late.
Sorry, Josh.
9:15.
Oh, man.
Ow! Oh.
(GROANS) You do realize breakfast starts in the morning? I know, I'm sorry.
I was up all night reading.
(SIGHS) Wow, we're busy.
You noticed.
Have you seen Ben about? What? His ex-girlfriend's staying here? She's so pretty.
In a really annoying way.
Ana's Norwegian.
She has family over here, and now she's back.
And needs orange juice.
Kayls, no.
Just look at my hair.
Hello.
Hi.
Um, Ana, this is Skye.
She works here.
She's my boss.
She She's my girlfriend.
Sort of new girlfriend.
Yeah.
She's my new girlfriend boss who works here, basically.
I'm on a break.
Just like us.
Doesn't "on a break" mean temporary? Does it? Must be my English.
Anyway, it's nice to meet you.
Hmm.
Ana's here visiting family.
I just have something important I need to talk to Ben about, and then I'll be out of your Hair.
I'll leave you both to it then.
Sorry.
(GASPS) She has something important to talk to Ben about.
That's pretty.
Thanks.
It was my mum's.
It's Sentimental.
Yeah.
That's gotta be the key we're looking for.
(CELLPHONE CHIMES) Sorry.
No time, Josh.
Act like everything's normal.
And play it cool.
ANA: Do you still think about me? You're the one who left.
I really miss you.
SEAN: Do you spy on everybody like that? 'Cause I'm going to have to actually clean things if you do.
Ana's totally trying to get Ben back.
I can't compete with her.
Here.
This is the Sean Seal of Approval.
You are Incredible.
I seriously doubt that.
Look, you're super smart.
Pretty.
Funny.
With amazingly insane hair today.
Ben'd be an idiot not to see it.
(DANIELLE CLEARS THROAT) Hey, gorgeous! Sean, go and have three showers before you even touch me.
So, crazy idea: you, Ben, me and Sean double date it and go kayaking this afternoon.
I don't know, Danielle.
I was moved about what you said last night.
Sincerely.
Wanting us to be friends? Don't say no.
Lori, let me help.
I'll take this.
Thanks.
You're a gentleman.
No worries.
All part of the job.
Morning! Just been up the tracks, totally smashed it.
(GRUNTS) Kyle, you put me off my balance.
So, what do you want to do today? I say we spy on those two.
Seriously? Spy on them? Yeah.
We can't let a locked door stop us.
This mystery thing with you is the most fun I've had while being here.
It could be our first unofficial date, too.
Date? Yeah, because I thought you might like me.
Oh, definitely, yes.
Well, see you later, then.
Did I scare her off? (ARGUING IN BACKGROUND) What? So, I have an unofficial date with Lori later.
That's a good thing, right? Yeah.
Uh Yeah, I mean, I was gonna ask her out myself eventually.
You know, maybe in a few months or something.
You'll be fine.
Just brush your hair, compliment her and be yourself.
That's all there is to it.
(SIGHS) Got it.
Thanks, Kayls.
What you see is just the tip of the iceberg If it's the last word, it's gonna be mine You can try but you can't paint me by number All of the colors, out of the lines Ohhhhh Because there's something about me Ohhhhh Because there's something about me You know you can't live without me You're gonna stop in your tracks Now it's pulling you back like that Because there's something about me It's undefined What makes a diamond shine Diamond shine But I know what makes me glow So let's go Because there's something about me You know you can't live without me You gonna stop in your tracks Now it's pulling you back like that Ohhhhh Because there's something about me (LAUGHTER) It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh Hello! Remember me? Loyal, long-lost friend, needy for attention? I'm so sorry, Josh.
I had work, a double date and Ben's ex to deal with.
We used to chat like three times a day, minimum.
Anyway, enough of you.
Guess where I'm on my way to? Oh.
Ben's coming over.
Gotta go.
I'll call you later.
Promise.
I'm about do my ugly cry.
What is happening to our friendship? So, did you hear about Danielle's double date later? Danielle was actually nice to me.
(SCOFFS) Well, maybe she's ill or something.
So, what was so important that Ana wanted to talk to you about? Oh, it's nothing, it's I just have some stuff of hers.
See you at the date.
Oh.
The necklace.
Someone's not being honest.
Hiding the double date from me? We'll send someone to film it.
Oh, do you have to? Trust me.
What's good for the show is good for the North Star.
(LAUGHTER) Lots of young guests.
See? You know, it's okay to like me.
Hopefully, we could be Friends.
Hmm? ED: Skye? I need your help.
So, how's the Noah situation? Did you set up a date? We've got to keep him and Kaylee apart.
Seems mean.
It's good for ratings.
No one's getting hurt.
We'll put them together.
Eventually.
Oh, here.
Get something for you and your friend.
Thanks.
(CELLPHONE RINGING) Hi.
Yes, sorry.
I had a family issue.
I'll call you back.
She overdoes it.
She's scared I'll go and live with my dad.
He's pretty much already asked me.
Once he's settled in.
Well, today's gonna be so much fun.
Ladies.
Didn't you bring Ben with you? Oh, I left him in my other jacket.
Funny.
He said he was coming.
There he is.
Who invited her? I did.
Ana! Great.
What was I supposed to do, mate? Tell Ana not to come? Well, that would've been one way to go.
It's just Danielle stirring things up.
Why did Ana have to come back? Well, at least it's not gonna be boring.
Oh, Skye, you're supposed to put the buoyancy aid on last, silly.
You need a drysuit.
Let me help you.
You guys go ahead.
I'm sorry to crash your date.
My flight leaves tonight and I something important to talk to Ben about.
Yeah.
You and Ben have become a bit of a celebrity couple.
Seeing you two together online made me realize what I'd lost.
What do you want? I want Ben back.
There you go.
AARON: Kyle, we lucked out big time.
Make the call.
Make the call.
(PHONE RINGING) (IN FALSETTO) Hello.
This is room seven.
I'm Leaking everywhere.
The bath! The bath! It's leaking water.
We don't have a bath in that room.
We're using the washbasin as a bath.
We're a very small couple.
I'll be right there.
(SIGHS) They've been staring at reception for like half an hour.
Maybe we should have gone to watch a movie instead.
LORI: Where's your sense of adventure? I'm having a great time.
Do you see that? I think they're about to make their move.
Lori.
Can we talk privately? I had a question.
Nope, it's gone.
Okay.
They just swiped something.
Come on, let's follow them.
I said privately.
What were you doing? You knew this was meant to be a date.
Well, maybe I'm trying to help.
Yeah.
I know you don't like Lori.
How could you go and date a girl you barely even know? Weird.
This is Skye's key.
The door's open.
Maybe one of us should wait here, you know, just in case? Good idea.
But wait, but I didn't mean me.
(SIGHS) Fine! (GIRLS GIGGLING) BEN: Keep up, gang! Move on.
BEN: Careful, Ana.
Come on! You mustn't worry about the two of them getting back together.
Is it that obvious? All I care about is knowing who Ben really likes.
BEN: Ana? (SCREAMS) Well, let's find out.
(SCREAMS) Ben! Hey! SEAN: Skye! Ben! BEN: Don't panic.
Ben, please.
It's okay, Ana.
I've got you.
SKYE: Help! SEAN: I'm coming, Skye.
(DANIELLE SCREAMING) Oops.
Sorry, Danielle.
Oh, Sean! (SCREAMS) Sean! Where did they go? LORI: I knew they were up to no good.
They're not the only ones around here up to no good.
I know you're stringing Noah along.
I overheard you and Christina.
Whatever you heard What is that? Wait.
One of us should stay on the other side, in case We get stuck.
Guys? Are you still in here? Guys? (LAUGHTER) I didn't leave you, I left this place.
You know that.
Ana, you didn't want me back until you knew I was with Skye.
This is where we met, Haven't been there yet Like a dream we haven't dreamt Don't make me wait another minute No, not another minute I can't wait for then to be now I'm gonna show you how Starting over, starting now Stepping out Taking over, breaking ground Get in on the ready, set Are we there yet? Gonna show you how Starting over, starting now There's no signal down here.
You really care about him.
I feel bad about Noah.
He deserves better.
He deserves you.
It's obvious he likes you.
He deserves you.
It's obvious he likes you.
Christina didn't want you getting together till the end of her precious series.
Right! So, my life is some kind of game now? I wouldn't have gone along with it if I didn't like him for real.
So, where does that leave us then? I'll make it right, I promise.
So this is where it leads! So I turned round as fast as I could, and I was pedaling straight ahead.
Grabbed Skye with my hand, pulled her onto my board (SKYE LAUGHING) Ha-ha.
Not funny.
I'm freezing and wet and that suit's supposed to keep you dry.
Yeah, if you zip it up.
I've got some clothes back at base you could have.
Really? Thanks.
Maybe I did you a favor.
What, 'cause he saved Ana instead of me? Ben saved Ana 'cause she can't swim.
You knew that, right? Where are you going? I quit.
Why? The mystery just got more mysterious.
You can't leave now.
I don't want to be the person who comes between you and Kaylee.
Kaylee and I are just friends.
What's Kaylee got to do with this? Just talk to her.
DANIELLE: Yeah.
So, I was basically kayaking and then Sean Yeah, Sean went past me.
He knocked me in the water.
My hair is absolutely soaked! Who gave Danielle a make-over? I lent her some clothes.
Oh.
You fixed it! Better than that.
I found something amazing! Come with me.
I really must call Josh back.
Wow! This must have been where my mum used to hang out! Well, she was pretty messy.
Mum would not have left it like this.
Well, she was pretty messy.
Mum would not have left it like this.
Must have been those guys looking for something.
What would they want with your mum's stuff? Dunno.
The room's pretty cool, though.
You know what else is cool? Check this out.
No way! It comes out here? Look.
Someone's dropped their phone.
SKYE: I knew it had to be them in the den.
Hidden rooms and secret tunnels.
Yep, your mum rocked.
I think she had a secret boyfriend or something.
I found her diary.
So, can you just say it? Say what? That I'm sweet and nice and you just hope that we can stay friends.
Because Because you and Ana are this perfect fit.
And she got on a plane to get you back.
And you kissed her, which is probably what I should have started with.
Ana kissed me.
It was a goodbye kiss.
She's gone.
What Ana and I had With you it just feels real, you know, like Like it's meant to be.
So, like We're good? Unless you've got any secret boyfriends you're not telling me about.
Hello? I've come all this way and still no Skye? I can't believe you're here.
It was the only way to get your attention.
Make you realize how much you miss me.
I knew it.
They're working for Sean's dad.
You have to follow them.
I'm Oz.
This is Teddy and Rufus.
Hey.
How does this work anyway? Fastest time wins, and the top three qualify for Nationals.
(ALL CHEERING)
What'd he say? Find the key.
It's good you and Lori are getting to know each other.
So you don't mind? Why should I? That's Ana.
Ben's ex.
She's back.
It looks like you're the one with competition now.
(MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING) This is where we met Haven't been there yet Like a dream we haven't dreamt Don't make me wait another minute No, not another minute I can't wait for then to be now I'm gonna show you how Starting over, starting now Stepping out Taking over, breaking ground Get in on the ready, set Are we there yet? Gonna show you how Starting over, starting now (RINGTONE) It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
I'm so late.
Sorry, Josh.
9:15.
Oh, man.
Ow! Oh.
(GROANS) You do realize breakfast starts in the morning? I know, I'm sorry.
I was up all night reading.
(SIGHS) Wow, we're busy.
You noticed.
Have you seen Ben about? What? His ex-girlfriend's staying here? She's so pretty.
In a really annoying way.
Ana's Norwegian.
She has family over here, and now she's back.
And needs orange juice.
Kayls, no.
Just look at my hair.
Hello.
Hi.
Um, Ana, this is Skye.
She works here.
She's my boss.
She She's my girlfriend.
Sort of new girlfriend.
Yeah.
She's my new girlfriend boss who works here, basically.
I'm on a break.
Just like us.
Doesn't "on a break" mean temporary? Does it? Must be my English.
Anyway, it's nice to meet you.
Hmm.
Ana's here visiting family.
I just have something important I need to talk to Ben about, and then I'll be out of your Hair.
I'll leave you both to it then.
Sorry.
(GASPS) She has something important to talk to Ben about.
That's pretty.
Thanks.
It was my mum's.
It's Sentimental.
Yeah.
That's gotta be the key we're looking for.
(CELLPHONE CHIMES) Sorry.
No time, Josh.
Act like everything's normal.
And play it cool.
ANA: Do you still think about me? You're the one who left.
I really miss you.
SEAN: Do you spy on everybody like that? 'Cause I'm going to have to actually clean things if you do.
Ana's totally trying to get Ben back.
I can't compete with her.
Here.
This is the Sean Seal of Approval.
You are Incredible.
I seriously doubt that.
Look, you're super smart.
Pretty.
Funny.
With amazingly insane hair today.
Ben'd be an idiot not to see it.
(DANIELLE CLEARS THROAT) Hey, gorgeous! Sean, go and have three showers before you even touch me.
So, crazy idea: you, Ben, me and Sean double date it and go kayaking this afternoon.
I don't know, Danielle.
I was moved about what you said last night.
Sincerely.
Wanting us to be friends? Don't say no.
Lori, let me help.
I'll take this.
Thanks.
You're a gentleman.
No worries.
All part of the job.
Morning! Just been up the tracks, totally smashed it.
(GRUNTS) Kyle, you put me off my balance.
So, what do you want to do today? I say we spy on those two.
Seriously? Spy on them? Yeah.
We can't let a locked door stop us.
This mystery thing with you is the most fun I've had while being here.
It could be our first unofficial date, too.
Date? Yeah, because I thought you might like me.
Oh, definitely, yes.
Well, see you later, then.
Did I scare her off? (ARGUING IN BACKGROUND) What? So, I have an unofficial date with Lori later.
That's a good thing, right? Yeah.
Uh Yeah, I mean, I was gonna ask her out myself eventually.
You know, maybe in a few months or something.
You'll be fine.
Just brush your hair, compliment her and be yourself.
That's all there is to it.
(SIGHS) Got it.
Thanks, Kayls.
What you see is just the tip of the iceberg If it's the last word, it's gonna be mine You can try but you can't paint me by number All of the colors, out of the lines Ohhhhh Because there's something about me Ohhhhh Because there's something about me You know you can't live without me You're gonna stop in your tracks Now it's pulling you back like that Because there's something about me It's undefined What makes a diamond shine Diamond shine But I know what makes me glow So let's go Because there's something about me You know you can't live without me You gonna stop in your tracks Now it's pulling you back like that Ohhhhh Because there's something about me (LAUGHTER) It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh.
It's Josh Hello! Remember me? Loyal, long-lost friend, needy for attention? I'm so sorry, Josh.
I had work, a double date and Ben's ex to deal with.
We used to chat like three times a day, minimum.
Anyway, enough of you.
Guess where I'm on my way to? Oh.
Ben's coming over.
Gotta go.
I'll call you later.
Promise.
I'm about do my ugly cry.
What is happening to our friendship? So, did you hear about Danielle's double date later? Danielle was actually nice to me.
(SCOFFS) Well, maybe she's ill or something.
So, what was so important that Ana wanted to talk to you about? Oh, it's nothing, it's I just have some stuff of hers.
See you at the date.
Oh.
The necklace.
Someone's not being honest.
Hiding the double date from me? We'll send someone to film it.
Oh, do you have to? Trust me.
What's good for the show is good for the North Star.
(LAUGHTER) Lots of young guests.
See? You know, it's okay to like me.
Hopefully, we could be Friends.
Hmm? ED: Skye? I need your help.
So, how's the Noah situation? Did you set up a date? We've got to keep him and Kaylee apart.
Seems mean.
It's good for ratings.
No one's getting hurt.
We'll put them together.
Eventually.
Oh, here.
Get something for you and your friend.
Thanks.
(CELLPHONE RINGING) Hi.
Yes, sorry.
I had a family issue.
I'll call you back.
She overdoes it.
She's scared I'll go and live with my dad.
He's pretty much already asked me.
Once he's settled in.
Well, today's gonna be so much fun.
Ladies.
Didn't you bring Ben with you? Oh, I left him in my other jacket.
Funny.
He said he was coming.
There he is.
Who invited her? I did.
Ana! Great.
What was I supposed to do, mate? Tell Ana not to come? Well, that would've been one way to go.
It's just Danielle stirring things up.
Why did Ana have to come back? Well, at least it's not gonna be boring.
Oh, Skye, you're supposed to put the buoyancy aid on last, silly.
You need a drysuit.
Let me help you.
You guys go ahead.
I'm sorry to crash your date.
My flight leaves tonight and I something important to talk to Ben about.
Yeah.
You and Ben have become a bit of a celebrity couple.
Seeing you two together online made me realize what I'd lost.
What do you want? I want Ben back.
There you go.
AARON: Kyle, we lucked out big time.
Make the call.
Make the call.
(PHONE RINGING) (IN FALSETTO) Hello.
This is room seven.
I'm Leaking everywhere.
The bath! The bath! It's leaking water.
We don't have a bath in that room.
We're using the washbasin as a bath.
We're a very small couple.
I'll be right there.
(SIGHS) They've been staring at reception for like half an hour.
Maybe we should have gone to watch a movie instead.
LORI: Where's your sense of adventure? I'm having a great time.
Do you see that? I think they're about to make their move.
Lori.
Can we talk privately? I had a question.
Nope, it's gone.
Okay.
They just swiped something.
Come on, let's follow them.
I said privately.
What were you doing? You knew this was meant to be a date.
Well, maybe I'm trying to help.
Yeah.
I know you don't like Lori.
How could you go and date a girl you barely even know? Weird.
This is Skye's key.
The door's open.
Maybe one of us should wait here, you know, just in case? Good idea.
But wait, but I didn't mean me.
(SIGHS) Fine! (GIRLS GIGGLING) BEN: Keep up, gang! Move on.
BEN: Careful, Ana.
Come on! You mustn't worry about the two of them getting back together.
Is it that obvious? All I care about is knowing who Ben really likes.
BEN: Ana? (SCREAMS) Well, let's find out.
(SCREAMS) Ben! Hey! SEAN: Skye! Ben! BEN: Don't panic.
Ben, please.
It's okay, Ana.
I've got you.
SKYE: Help! SEAN: I'm coming, Skye.
(DANIELLE SCREAMING) Oops.
Sorry, Danielle.
Oh, Sean! (SCREAMS) Sean! Where did they go? LORI: I knew they were up to no good.
They're not the only ones around here up to no good.
I know you're stringing Noah along.
I overheard you and Christina.
Whatever you heard What is that? Wait.
One of us should stay on the other side, in case We get stuck.
Guys? Are you still in here? Guys? (LAUGHTER) I didn't leave you, I left this place.
You know that.
Ana, you didn't want me back until you knew I was with Skye.
This is where we met, Haven't been there yet Like a dream we haven't dreamt Don't make me wait another minute No, not another minute I can't wait for then to be now I'm gonna show you how Starting over, starting now Stepping out Taking over, breaking ground Get in on the ready, set Are we there yet? Gonna show you how Starting over, starting now There's no signal down here.
You really care about him.
I feel bad about Noah.
He deserves better.
He deserves you.
It's obvious he likes you.
He deserves you.
It's obvious he likes you.
Christina didn't want you getting together till the end of her precious series.
Right! So, my life is some kind of game now? I wouldn't have gone along with it if I didn't like him for real.
So, where does that leave us then? I'll make it right, I promise.
So this is where it leads! So I turned round as fast as I could, and I was pedaling straight ahead.
Grabbed Skye with my hand, pulled her onto my board (SKYE LAUGHING) Ha-ha.
Not funny.
I'm freezing and wet and that suit's supposed to keep you dry.
Yeah, if you zip it up.
I've got some clothes back at base you could have.
Really? Thanks.
Maybe I did you a favor.
What, 'cause he saved Ana instead of me? Ben saved Ana 'cause she can't swim.
You knew that, right? Where are you going? I quit.
Why? The mystery just got more mysterious.
You can't leave now.
I don't want to be the person who comes between you and Kaylee.
Kaylee and I are just friends.
What's Kaylee got to do with this? Just talk to her.
DANIELLE: Yeah.
So, I was basically kayaking and then Sean Yeah, Sean went past me.
He knocked me in the water.
My hair is absolutely soaked! Who gave Danielle a make-over? I lent her some clothes.
Oh.
You fixed it! Better than that.
I found something amazing! Come with me.
I really must call Josh back.
Wow! This must have been where my mum used to hang out! Well, she was pretty messy.
Mum would not have left it like this.
Well, she was pretty messy.
Mum would not have left it like this.
Must have been those guys looking for something.
What would they want with your mum's stuff? Dunno.
The room's pretty cool, though.
You know what else is cool? Check this out.
No way! It comes out here? Look.
Someone's dropped their phone.
SKYE: I knew it had to be them in the den.
Hidden rooms and secret tunnels.
Yep, your mum rocked.
I think she had a secret boyfriend or something.
I found her diary.
So, can you just say it? Say what? That I'm sweet and nice and you just hope that we can stay friends.
Because Because you and Ana are this perfect fit.
And she got on a plane to get you back.
And you kissed her, which is probably what I should have started with.
Ana kissed me.
It was a goodbye kiss.
She's gone.
What Ana and I had With you it just feels real, you know, like Like it's meant to be.
So, like We're good? Unless you've got any secret boyfriends you're not telling me about.
Hello? I've come all this way and still no Skye? I can't believe you're here.
It was the only way to get your attention.
Make you realize how much you miss me.
I knew it.
They're working for Sean's dad.
You have to follow them.
I'm Oz.
This is Teddy and Rufus.
Hey.
How does this work anyway? Fastest time wins, and the top three qualify for Nationals.
(ALL CHEERING)