Trigonometry (2020) s01e04 Episode Script

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-(MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(RAY PANTING)
(JASON BABBLING)
JASON: Wheel. Wheel. Battle.
ALEXA: I mean,
that is a great picture of you.
Okay. Okay. I'll take another one.
Look at you. (CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
What is happening here?
Hmm? What's this?
This isn't a bride face.
It looks awful. Stop it.
(CHUCKLES) Sorry. What were you saying?
Something about Sorry, what?
Is this cold feet?
Are you reconsidering?
No, I'm just really excited. (CHUCKLES)
CAROLINE: I was exactly
the same on my wedding day.
Yeah, but you were marrying an arsehole.
Nick's not Fuck off!
-Nick's not an arsehole! -He's my brother.
CAROLINE: He just
He just doesn't understand the lengths
that I have to go to,
to have one measly night
with no responsibility.
Hey, my whole life is nights
out without responsibilities
and it sucks.
VICTOR: Am I putting this there?
Kieran.
Kieran, am I putting this there?
-You said there was a plan. -Yeah.
There was, but Ray's supposed
to be here and I'm just
Oh, hey, I lost track of time.
Hi. Tell me you know
where to put this table.
Here.
Where the hell have you been?
I went for a run.
What, all morning?
- The world doesn't stop every time
you have - a mental breakdown, Ray.
- It would be good to not have
additional stress - today, all right?
I'm really tired, we barely slept.
Hey, Kieran. I made Gem's favourite punch,
but that driver was a madman.
Do you have a spare shirt?
No.
Okay.
Kieran, if you wanna talk about
what I said last night, I'm
What the fuck are you doing?
- Nothing, I'm
- What do you want from me? Ray.
It's my wedding day.
- I'll just get changed and
- Oh, don't worry about it,
it's all done now.
ESTHER: and you swipe right.
-And you message. -(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
And you get excited.
And you meet up with
them, and they're awful.
But you wake up the next day
and you start swiping again
because, well, you
You know it's out there.
You have absolute proof
that true love does exist in this universe.
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
Gem, I mean,
you and Kieran are like this
This beacon of hope
to losers like me.
And I flew halfway around the world
just to come and bask
in the glow of your
timeless, unbreakable,
nauseatingly beautiful love.
And so if you ever break up,
then I will kill you both.
Ah.
That's right, Esther,
'cause today's all about you!
Hey, hey, bride face?
Erm, just one second.
Gem, no, wait, it's dress time.
I know. I know. Just give me one second.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
What?
Nothing, I just
Kieran, he is really angry.
Yeah, he is.
I'm sorry if last night I
You should be sorry.
It was a really
I'm not asking for anything, I just
To dump that on us and
what are we supposed to
-do with that? -I didn't try to dump.
I'm sorry.
I cannot not feel what I feel.
What makes you so upset?
ESTHER: Gemma, dress time.
I won't come to the wedding, I'll
(EXHALES)
Come. Don't come.
ESTHER: Gem.
Today's not about you.
- CAROLINE: There she is.
- Everything all right?
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Yep.
-(MIMICKING DRUMS) -(SINGING)
Mrs Lovell.
It's still Hastings, I'm keeping my name.
(CHUCKLES)
It's ridiculous.
Mum never picks up her phone, Dee.
Listen, if she's there, she's there.
- -It won't be the first time she's missed a big thing.
- -(SCOFFS)
-Beautiful. -GEMMA: Just too many buttons.
There are so many buttons.
GEMMA: Have to take half-hour shifts.
Yeah, I know.
-Okay. -WOMAN: That's why we came.
Ready? Clothes off. Kit off.
(YELLING)
DEE: Danny, time to get your tux on, mate.
-Not happening. -Uh.
I got him a tux from M&S
and he refuses to wear it.
It's got a little bow tie and everything.
It's hilarious.
He can wear what he wants. It's cool.
Are you okay?
You just seem massively, something.
No, I'm just It's a big day, innit?
Huh.
Is this all right, or
Jason leant me a spare.
- You look perfect!
- I would never choose it but
(PHONE RINGING)
Listen, Kier,
I really like Gemma, you know.
Yeah, I know. Me too.
Just you and me are the
same in a lot of ways.
So, don't mess it up.
Yeah. Eh?
Yeah, okay, Dee. Yeah.
DEE: Okay, sure. It's time to get dressed.
ESTHER: Oh, look.
Gem was Scary Spice, obviously.
There was absolutely no choice
about that at our school.
And I fought to be Posh.
ALEXA: But grew up to be Ginger.
-I liked Sporty. -(LAUGHING)
How's this even work?
How the hell did she do that before?
Let me have a try.
Ray did it.
No, it's not that bit.
It's the clippy things.
- How did she do it before?
- Let me have a go!
WOMAN: What? This is impossible.
It's gonna take forever.
Oh, Ray, can you remember how this works?
Look, it's literally just clips and
Err, no, I'm just
GEMMA: It's literally There's a hook
Gem, calm down, you're getting worked-up.
Do you do the hooks first, or the buttons?
CAROLINE: You don't need
your lodger for that.
It's, uh
NATALIA: Gemma, seriously,
- did you get the most complicated dress
- you could find?
Sorry.
CAROLINE: See, she knows what she's doing.
I just wouldn't have the patience for
a dress like this.
Yeah
(EXHALES)
(GEMMA BREATHING HEAVILY)
(NERVOUS BREATHING)
(RAY BREATHING NERVOUSLY)
(RAY BREATHES DEEPLY)
(EXHALES)
NATALIA: Oh, look at her.
CAROLINE: Bloody hell, Gem.
Fuck you. That is gorgeous.
-WOMAN: Wow. -Holy crap.
ESTHER: Gem. You are so beautiful,
I could snap your neck.
(CHUCKLES) Hello! It's bloody cold.
Hurry up, Lovell.
- -KIERAN: I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
- -Bloody hell.
-Sorry, sorry. -(CHUCKLES)
-(LAUGHS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hold on. Yo
-Stay still. -What's that smell from?
- It's aftershave, mate. Hopefully I meet
- my second wife tonight.
Smelling like a barbecue?
Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Ready?
Everybody's ready, eh?
Hurry up, mate.
Yeah. What are you doing?
Give me just one minute actually.
What do you mean?
-One minute. -Are you serious?
(CHRIS BOOING)
Are you getting cold feet?
Gem, you were looking faint earlier,
you should eat something.
Well, can one of you get
her a plate or something?
CAROLINE: I got her a plate.
NATALIA: One of us?
Yes, one of you. Why not?
Okay, Esther. Give it a rest.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(NERVOUS BREATHING)
(EXHALES)
(WHISPERS) No
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
CAROLINE: Ray? Kieran wants to talk to you.
I
Just a second.
ESTHER: If you see her
in her wedding dress,
then it will ruin the whole day.
And Gemma will get
You're being ridiculous.
Your name's not on the
list, you're not getting in.
It's not about bad luck.
It's about not ruining
the moment later when
Okay, fine,
can someone please just tell Ray
(DOOR CLOSES)
-Hey. Hi. -Hi. Hey. Um
Can I please talk to you?
I was out of order,
the way I spoke to you before.
-You don't have to apologise. -I was angry.
- I'm the one who should be
- I was pissed-off,
and I was stressed,
and I shouldn't have snapped.
(RAY EXHALES)
Please. Don't.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
Please, go.
Sorry.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Hi. Are you okay, hon?
What the fuck is going on, Gem?
I just need a moment.
Okay.
You know it's bad luck for
the groom to see the bride
before the wedding, right?
You still wanna do this, right?
WOMAN: Marriage.
(BABY CRYING)
According to the law of
this country is the union
of two people,
voluntarily entered into, for life,
to the exclusion of all others.
Kieran and Gemma will walk
out of here husband and wife,
and you will all walk beside them.
And you'll remain by their
side in the years to come,
celebrating with them,
supporting them, and protecting
the vows they have made today.
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(GEMMA LAUGHS)
Is everyone with us?
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, yeah.
-Here? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(ESTHER WHOOPING)
Now look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
GEMMA: Wow. It's so beautiful.
That's amazing. (LAUGHS)
(BOTH BLOWING KISSES)
ESTHER: All right, let's go!
Caroline.
I am so sorry.
- No. Oh, my goodness.
- I thought I could settle him.
We loved hearing his little voice.
Oh, well, the bit I heard
was really beautiful.
Guys, obviously.
God, I'm ready for a drink actually.
Right, so am I.
Will you take him for me?
JASON: Keep walking, keep walking.
Oh, Victor! You didn't have to. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, I didn't. It's from my mum.
Yes, she's been taking classes.
She sort of wanted to
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
She's grateful to you, y'know,
for giving me a job and
teaching me to cook and things.
Thank you, I love it.
No, no, don't pose, don't pose,
act natural! Natural, okay?
Can everyone just stay where you are,
- and look at the camera. Again.
- Let's get rid of this.
Look, sorry, can you
Can you just take that and, um,
go to the cafe. Thanks
- Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me.
- KIERAN: Ah, it's perfect.
Okay, acting naturally, in three, two
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
JASON: Got it!
Mum, Mum, the cake people.
Oh, bum. Yes. Well remembered! So, um
So, erm, we made you a little
bride and groom for the cake.
-(GEMMA GASPS) -(IN LOW VOICE) I know.
Erm, he did most of it. Some of it.
-(LAUGHS) -Erm, your housemate,
is she staff today or is she, erm, a guest?
Wait! Wait!
For the cake.
Oh, okay, thanks.
- JASON: Okay, bride and groom together, and the family.
- Yeah. Okay.
And smile.
-Ray. -Hi.
We're, uh, we're not ready yet.
Can you stall them a second please?
Thank you.
Everyone on the patio, please.
Err, they've asked me to keep you here.
Oh, okay.
(BELLS RINGING)
-I think that's your cue. -Oh, really?
Go.
- JASON: Ladies and gentleman,
and those who - otherwise identify,
I give you Mr and Mrs Lovell!
GEMMA: Yeah!
Still Hastings! I'm still keeping my name.
(CROWD CHEERING)
-Hey. -Hi, can I help?
It's under control.
Okay, cool.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
(RAY EXHALES)
Please give me a job to do.
Must be a weird day for you.
What's this?
-Oh, err, I think Victor did it. -Oh.
That's truly horrible. (CHUCKLES)
-GEMMA: Hi. -Hi, congratulations.
-Thanks. -You did it.
-(CHUCKLES) You look amazing. -I know.
Ray.
Do we need to talk?
I mean, I don't know
I don't know what to say, exactly.
Ray's helping me at the moment.
Yeah, I just, erm
Gemma, your nan wants to
see you open your gift.
-It's a hand vac apparently. (CHUCKLES)
-Right.
- Garnish on this, please, or it
just looks like - flattened nutsacks.
- And can you put some more on here please,
- they're half empty.
-Where's Victor? -Well, he's just
And can you fold the meats, please?
I don't want people scrabbling
around with greasy fingers
-Gemma. -Okay.
- I'll just take this tray out.
- No, Gemma
Go and be a bride. Thank you, go.
(RAY SIGHS)
Oh, err, this is for the cake.
Can you do the cake please?
- Thank you. Cake. Cake.
Cake. -(NAIMA CHUCKLES)
- Ray, darling, you're reading after
- Gemma's dad, aren't you?
Do you I've got the letter
if you want to practise or
I'm completely fine.
Okay.
JASON: Naima,
can I just have a little nibble?
NAIMA: Not until we serve, Jason.
Actually, one moment.
JASON: Okay, no worries, Ray.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Have you seen -Hi.
-What's going on? -Nothing.
That smell? It's Chris' aftershave.
What, doesn't even smell that strong.
It smells like turps.
It smells like worming medicine.
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
-Okay, just don't tell Gemma, yeah?
-Or Caroline.
We're just taking a little
"break" before service.
(MOCKING) Little bit of the wacky
-Don't do that voice, man. -Yo.
- Yeah, you really can't do that.
- Weren't you a paramedic?
Err, yeah, yeah.
- Looks like you could do with a bit
of a medical - prescription-type
Paramedics can't prescribe.
(MOCKING) Yeah, I know that.
Victor, Gorgon Ramsay's noted your absence.
(LAUGHS) Gorgon Ramsay? That's amazing.
-You're an idiot. -Oh.
No. No. We've got loads of names for her
No, we don't.
Oh, what, your smoking weed out here, yeah?
Today? I'm at work. Prick!
- Bloody hell!
- Oh, I don't smoke, uh, drugs.
There's always a first time for everything.
-Have you seen Kieran? -No.
No.
Uh, hi, um.
I don't think, erm,
I should read the letter.
-Oh. -I'm really sorry.
- -I don't want to make a problem or mess anything up, I just
- -Okay.
-No. -I can ask someone else.
-Um, Dee maybe. -No, I get it.
I understand.
Ray, I'm sort of saying I get
What you said last night, I
- I believe you. I know what it would
take for you - to read the letter.
I'm not gonna ask you to do that.
Thank you.
It was such a beautiful wedding.
-DEE: Mum's here. -What?
She's in a cab. I dunno. Come.
Oh.
- -Can you borrow me some money for the cab?
- -You're kidding me.
Look, I'll pay you back, I promise.
I was at work.
I put the wrong date in my book.
I'm so sorry, Kieran.
Mum, it's okay. It's okay, Mum. (CHUCKLES)
-Messed it up again. -No.
Oh. You look so smart.
So handsome.
I'm so late. Did I miss the photos?
Is Danny here?
-Yes -Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, erm, I need to get changed.
Oh, of course, yeah. Um
No, it's your wedding,
I'll take her upstairs.
Where the hell have you been?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, love.
- Answer your phone.
I'm coming.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah. You know what?
Let's get Jason to take some
shots of the food for the website.
Not to pimp out your wedding or anything,
-but, you know -Yeah, it's a good idea,
- -we'll take some of these as well.
- -Yeah.
-Hey, Gem. -Mmm.
Your lodger
Just out of curiosity, is she, uh
No. Leave her alone.
-I'm only asking. -(SCOFFS)
You're unbelievable.
Gem.
Yeah?
Do we need to talk?
About?
About
Hi.
Mr and Mrs Lovell.
Oh. No, it It's still Hastings,
- I'm keeping my name.
- I'll be leaving early, Gemma.
-Oh. -So you should open my gift now.
Oh, okay, well could you
give us one little second?
It's a hand vacuum. For the car.
- Open it now. Come along.
- Erm, well, I'm actually
- just in the middle of
- You are so like your mother.
Always on the go, never stopping.
Congratulations.
Hi, sorry.
-Hi, Ray. -Hi, Esther.
-You having a nice time? -Yeah.
Yeah.
Err, I'm just going
Look, Ray,
whatever the fuck is going on with
you, it needs to stop.
With respect, you don't know what
No. No. With respect,
this is a wedding,
and you are being disruptive
and frankly gross.
Now, I have known that woman my entire life
and I would kill for her if it came to it.
Back the fuck off.
Hey, can you help me?
Erm, Codeword. (CHUCKLES)
What's going on?
Um, nothing, just, err, Codeword.
Oh, I need to
Esther can help you go to the toilet.
Come on then, pissy pants. Let's go.
Oh, she's back.
(COUGHING)
-Easy. -NAIMA: Victor!
-Ah, shit. -All right, take this.
Why?
Because you're going there anyway.
I don't feel anything.
Yeah, it's gonna go out. One sec.
Give me the lighter?
Wait, don't light it near your face,
you're too flammable.
-(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
Very funny.
You absolute arsehole.
Oh, hey. Where's Colby?
How high are you?
-He's twatted. -I'm fine.
Unbelievable.
And how are you planning
on getting you and your
infant son home tonight?
- -Hey, because you're not driving like this.
- -I'll Uber.
Do Ubers have car seats?
Ubers don't have car seats?
How do you not know this shit?
Jesus!
Babe, you're leaking.
(CHRIS CHUCKLES)
Perfect. That is perfect.
Caro. Babe!
Yeah. I don't feel good.
Yeah.
I don't like weddings either.
I'll get you some water.
I can get my own water.
No, no, stay, stay, chill.
Just be calm, I'll be back.
(BREATHING SHAKELY)
KIM: Oh. Oh, dear. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, hi, love, are you all right?
-Yes. -Oh, dear.
-Can I help you. -Oh, thank you.
Thank you, babe. Thanks.
Oh, my God.
You not going in to the party?
In a minute.
Yeah. Me too.
I thought I'd have a quick fag
before I put on my face.
-Do you want one? -Oh, I don't smoke.
Okay, here we are.
They'll be throwing the
bouquet in a minute.
If you're single.
GIRLS: Five, four, three, two, one.
(ALL CHEERING)
(GLASS CLANGING)
- JASON: If everyone could take their seats
- for the speeches.
And please make sure you have
drinks topped-up for a toast.
- Do you want a little bit more?
- ESTHER: I'm okay, thanks.
You guys okay?
DEE: Ugh.
Pass me a drink.
(CHUCKLES) You've got one.
These three just
-chatting like normal people. -What?
Did you think it would
be all Game of Thrones?
Where was all this
functionality when we were kids?
JASON: Please welcome
the father of the bride,
Captain Walter Hastings.
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
Hey, don't worry, it'll be fine.
(CLEARS THROAT) Well, here we are.
(BABY COOS)
Thank you, Colby.
(CAROLINE SHUSHES)
The day many of us
thought would never come.
(LAUGHING)
WALTER: Err
This has been a truly collaborative,
home-made wedding,
and a testament to the type of
people Gemma and Kieran are.
Uh, whatever the future
holds for this place,
we'll always have today to remember it by.
Uh
(WALTER CHUCKLES)
I tried to prepare something, but it's
hard to know what to say about my daughter.
I'm not exactly an authority
on that particular subject.
(WALTER CHUCKLES)
Whatever magic formula Kieran
has, I can't say
I share it.
Gemma's mother would
have known what to say.
She always did.
I expect she would have approved of Kieran.
And, like me, would have been relieved
that Gemma has finally stopped searching.
Anyway, uh
To Mr and Mrs Lovell.
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
I think we have another reading, now.
- No, we're done.
- JASON: Oh, apparently not.
-Yes. -Oh.
What's going on?
She said she wouldn't read it.
I don't know.
(WHISPERS) Okay.
- Hi Oh, that's loud.
- (MICROPHONE FEEDS BACK)
Erm, hello, I'm Ramona, Ray.
I'm the happy couple's
soon to be ex-lodger.
Kieran asked me to read,
erm, to read something, so
It's an actual letter, handwritten on paper
from when people did such things.
-(GUESTS CHUCKLE) -(RAY CHUCKLES)
So it was sent from where
Kieran was in Indonesia
to Gemma, who was, err She was, err,
well, she was living in a squat
and working in a restaurant
run by her ex-girlfriend.
-(GUESTS GASP) -(MAN LAUGHS)
-Oh, my, was a -(GUESTS LAUGHING)
Did people Was that a secret?
-MAN: Just read the thing. -Right, yeah.
(RAY CLEARS THROAT)
"Dear, Gemma.
"You are, without doubt,
"the most infuriating person I've ever met.
-(CHUCKLES) -"Never in my life have I
"met someone who seems to
relish arguing as much as you.
"And you are so good at it.
"You are a grandmaster.
"You are the Leonardo da Vinci of arguing.
(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
"I never learned to argue.
"I learned to shout. To fight my corner.
"To fight with my sister,
and for my sister.
"To fight for our mum.
"I write to you in the hope
"that you will continue to argue with me.
"And I promise that I
will do my best to listen.
"I am sorry I freaked out
"when you said 'I love you.'
- "Nobody had really ever said that
to me before - and it scared me.
"It's not because I didn't believe you.
"It's because I felt it
too and couldn't say it.
"To say those words takes
a bravery I didn't have
in that moment.
"I cannot forgive myself for that.
- - "That first time we slept together"
- -WOMAN: Oh.
(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
Should I just read
Yeah, just the bits in yellow actually.
Thanks, Ray.
-(GEMMA CHUCKLES) -(RAY CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHING)
"I'd like to see you again.
"Frankly, I'd like to marry you"
GUESTS: Aw.
"I'm sorry if that sounds 'stalky'.
(CHUCKLES)
"Two weeks with you isn't enough time.
"Honestly, I don't think a
lifetime would be enough.
"Yours, yours, yours, yours,
"truly and always,
"'the Ex-Army Guy you met in Bali.'
"PS, I love you."
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
This is a request from Esther.
GUESTS: Oh.
-(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) -What?
Erm, can you give me one second?
ESTHER: Absolutely not. This is our song.
-Come on, dance -(GUESTS CHEERING)
(UPBEAT POP SONG CONTINUES)
Ray.
Please, I can't breathe.
Just wait please.
What? What do you want?
Why has he gone running after her, Gem?
Don't worry about it, Esther, it's fine.
-Something is going on -Leave it.
I want to say thank you.
That was beautiful.
I am so fucked up, Kier.
-I am such a mess. -So am I.
We both are.
- All three of us are. I don't know
what I'm - supposed to do, Ray.
(RAY GRUNTS)
-(RAY GRUNTING) -Ray.
Ray. Ray.
Ray. Ray.
(RAY PANTING)
(RAY EXHALES)
(RAY BREATHING HEAVILY)
Go get Gemma.
God, what am I doing?
Ray.
I need to go.
Get out of here.
This is awful.
-Listen -Go and dance with your wife.
I'm so sorry.
Tell Caroline to take that baby home.
Bye, Nana.
Night.
-Good night, Nick. -Bye, Dad.
I know that was an atheist ceremony.
Not atheist, just non-religious.
But will you pray with us before we go?
KIERAN: Yeah. Of course. Let's pray.
GEMMA: Okay? There we go.
- Given the time of year you chose,
you were lucky - with the weather.
-Yeah. -(CLEARS THROAT)
I should have planned
something for the speech.
I should have written something down.
-I'm usually able to. -It's okay.
I've been making speeches
my whole career.
I don't know what happened.
I'm glad you have someone.
Thanks for coming today, Dad.
RUTH: Thank you for bringing
Kieran into our lives.
He doesn't attend church
as often as we'd wish,
but he honours you with his deeds.
He saves lives.
-He lives a moral life. -Bye.
And he strives to be a good man.
-Amen. -PAUL: Amen.
Amen.
Paul.
Love you, Ruth.
- Car's that way.
- Kieran, thank you, darling.
KIERAN: Thank you.
KIM: Oh.
I didn't think it was going
to be as fancy as all that.
(CHUCKLES)
You've done all right for yourself
despite having a terrible mum.
Oh, Mum, I'm just glad
you could be here, really.
And, err, that lovely French girl,
with the curly hair,
she was so kind to me.
I didn't catch her name.
Ray.
-Will you say goodbye to her? -Yes.
Okay.
-Love you. -Love you, Mum.
Take care, darling.
-Kim. -Kim.
KIM: Okay. Let's go.
You love her.
Don't you?
Yeah.
I do.
GEMMA: Yeah.
I do, too.
Did you kiss her?
-No. -Did you want to?
-I would never. -That's not what I asked.
I love you.
-I'm married -That's not what I asked.
I wanted to.
It feels strange that I can't.
That we can't
I should have said this
earlier, but if I put it
into words it'll sound bad, but
What?
Nothing really, I just
undid her
bathrobe and
sort of touched her a little bit.
It sounds bad, but
it took all my strength not to just
What I feel for Ray is overwhelming.
I adore her.
I love how she thinks, how she laughs,
how she chews her food.
She makes my body behave
in ways I can't control.
Her body in the same room as mine
changes my body.
And she's kind.
And goofy.
And in another
universe, she'd be my absolute soulmate.
Or yours.
But we only get to pick one per lifetime
and we've picked each other.
Yeah.
We have.
Not as consolation prizes.
As number one choice.
That's how we both feel.
Right?
(SONG PLAYING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
(MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
You and me.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
You and me, baby. Forever.
(DOOR OPENING)
Err, sorry.
Is it okay if I borrow the bike?
Of course.
I'm going to stay at Moi's tonight.
I just wanted to say that I'm
really,
truly happy for you.
I'm sorry that I've caused
problems or
weirdness, that was never
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I hope you're gonna have a great honeymoon,
and
thanks.
For everything.
Thanks.
Please don't go.
I need help getting out of my dress.