Underemployed (2012) s01e04 Episode Script

1 We just put Rosemary to sleep.
Can you try to keep it down? He's just so good.
Look at you, being all dad.
He's just so good.
Look at you, being all dad.
I don't know what my look at you, being all dad.
I don't know what my sexuality is.
I don't know what my sexuality is.
Will I never know a penis? Sexuality is.
Will I never know a penis? I don't know how we're ever will I never know a penis? I don't know how we're ever gonna pay for her college.
I don't know how we're ever gonna pay for her college.
You had sex with your boss? Gonna pay for her college.
You had sex with your boss? Yes! You had sex with your boss? Yes! What are you doing? Yes! What are you doing? Making a big mistake.
What are you doing? Making a big mistake.
I have a proposition.
Making a big mistake.
I have a proposition.
Let's get a place together.
[Overlapping chatter.]
[Laughter.]
Hey, guys.
[Laughter.]
Hey, guys.
There you go.
Hey, guys.
There you go.
Thanks for coming to the there you go.
Thanks for coming to the green door tavern.
Thanks for coming to the green door tavern.
Lovely lady, thank you for green door tavern.
Lovely lady, thank you for existing.
Lovely lady, thank you for existing.
Ooh.
Existing.
Ooh.
[Laughs.]
Ooh.
[Laughs.]
So what's the damage? [Laughs.]
So what's the damage? Figuring that out right now.
So what's the damage? Figuring that out right now.
Uh, itemize or even split? Figuring that out right now.
Uh, itemize or even split? All: Even split! Uh, itemize or even split? All: Even split! The day we start itemizing is all: Even split! The day we start itemizing is the day I join costco.
The day we start itemizing is the day I join costco.
Hey! The day I join costco.
Hey! I joined costco yesterday, hey! I joined costco yesterday, bitch.
I joined costco yesterday, bitch.
You will drink my jumbo-sized bitch.
You will drink my jumbo-sized gin, and you will like it.
You will drink my jumbo-sized gin, and you will like it.
[Whispering.]
We'll see about gin, and you will like it.
[Whispering.]
We'll see about that.
[Whispering.]
We'll see about that.
Soph, when do your parents that.
Soph, when do your parents get in? Soph, when do your parents get in? Uh, late tomorrow afternoon.
Get in? Uh, late tomorrow afternoon.
Days of yore! Uh, late tomorrow afternoon.
Days of yore! All: Days of yore! Days of yore! All: Days of yore! [Overlapping chatter.]
All: Days of yore! [Overlapping chatter.]
Ooh, so are you bringing [overlapping chatter.]
Ooh, so are you bringing Laura? Ooh, so are you bringing Laura? No! Laura? No! I would not put her through no! I would not put her through that.
I would not put her through that.
Or me.
That.
Or me.
Or my parents.
Or me.
Or my parents.
Have you come out to them or my parents.
Have you come out to them yet? Have you come out to them yet? [Laughs.]
Veev, it's been, yet? [Laughs.]
Veev, it's been, like, a month.
[Laughs.]
Veev, it's been, like, a month.
It's your freedom.
Like, a month.
It's your freedom.
Can someone cover me? It's your freedom.
Can someone cover me? I have no cash.
Can someone cover me? I have no cash.
Yeah, we got you, babe.
I have no cash.
Yeah, we got you, babe.
Thank you.
Yeah, we got you, babe.
Thank you.
So we're splitting in thirds? Thank you.
So we're splitting in thirds? It's a good thing somebody so we're splitting in thirds? It's a good thing somebody loves fractions.
It's a good thing somebody loves fractions.
Excuse me.
Loves fractions.
Excuse me.
Breath relief, anybody? Excuse me.
Breath relief, anybody? Ooh! Yes, please.
Breath relief, anybody? Ooh! Yes, please.
So, soph Ooh! Yes, please.
So, soph Hmm? So, soph Hmm? Would you like me to tell hmm? Would you like me to tell your parents? Would you like me to tell your parents? I told my mom I was pregnant.
Your parents? I told my mom I was pregnant.
I'm really good at destroying I told my mom I was pregnant.
I'm really good at destroying old peoples' dreams.
I'm really good at destroying old peoples' dreams.
[Laughter.]
Old peoples' dreams.
[Laughter.]
Thank you, but I'm hoping [laughter.]
Thank you, but I'm hoping some sort of unfortunate, thank you, but I'm hoping some sort of unfortunate, painless accident sends them up some sort of unfortunate, painless accident sends them up to heaven before it becomes an painless accident sends them up to heaven before it becomes an issue.
To heaven before it becomes an issue.
That's totally healthy.
Issue.
That's totally healthy.
Mm, thank you.
That's totally healthy.
Mm, thank you.
God damn! Mm, thank you.
God damn! What? God damn! What? My phone just died.
What? My phone just died.
Does anyone have a pen? My phone just died.
Does anyone have a pen? Oh.
Does anyone have a pen? Oh.
Uh, we got it, guys.
Oh.
Uh, we got it, guys.
You sure? Uh, we got it, guys.
You sure? Yeah.
You sure? Yeah.
Thanks! Yeah.
Thanks! Thanks, you guys.
Thanks! Thanks, you guys.
Thanks, mom and dad.
Thanks, you guys.
Thanks, mom and dad.
Great.
Thanks, mom and dad.
Great.
You're welcome, little one.
Great.
You're welcome, little one.
[Chuckles.]
You're welcome, little one.
[Chuckles.]
Thanks.
Beep bop baloo bop good morning! Oh! Hey.
Good morning! Oh! Hey.
Hi.
Oh! Hey.
Hi.
I was wondering where my hi.
I was wondering where my ladies got to.
I was wondering where my ladies got to.
Well, your ladies decided to ladies got to.
Well, your ladies decided to wake up early, so we went out well, your ladies decided to wake up early, so we went out and got you coffee.
Wake up early, so we went out and got you coffee.
Cool! And got you coffee.
Cool! Got you this new cool! Got you this new single-origin, Ethiopian-- got you this new single-origin, Ethiopian-- fancy.
Single-origin, Ethiopian-- fancy.
Yeah.
Fancy.
Yeah.
Sounded interesting.
Yeah.
Sounded interesting.
Is it good? Sounded interesting.
Is it good? Mm, thank you.
Is it good? Mm, thank you.
Yeah? Mm, thank you.
Yeah? And thank you.
Yeah? And thank you.
[Kisses.]
And thank you.
[Kisses.]
You're welcome.
[Kisses.]
You're welcome.
Ooh, can you hold that? You're welcome.
Ooh, can you hold that? Want me to--yeah.
Ooh, can you hold that? Want me to--yeah.
Yeah.
Want me to--yeah.
Yeah.
Do your thing.
Yeah.
Do your thing.
Thank you.
Do your thing.
Thank you.
There's scones too.
Thank you.
There's scones too.
Daph? There's scones too.
Daph? Major kudos.
Daph? Major kudos.
Your bathroom when you lived major kudos.
Your bathroom when you lived with Sophia freshman year? Your bathroom when you lived with Sophia freshman year? I thought with us living with Sophia freshman year? I thought with us living together, we were gonna have a I thought with us living together, we were gonna have a tampon, hair product, cut-up together, we were gonna have a tampon, hair product, cut-up magazine picture problem.
Tampon, hair product, cut-up magazine picture problem.
But not so.
Magazine picture problem.
But not so.
Who's the chode? But not so.
Who's the chode? My boss.
Who's the chode? My boss.
And he's not a chode.
My boss.
And he's not a chode.
Let's grab breakfast before and he's not a chode.
Let's grab breakfast before work.
Let's grab breakfast before work.
I can't, I gotta head in work.
I can't, I gotta head in early.
I can't, I gotta head in early.
Why? Early.
Why? We're auditioning, like, 30 why? We're auditioning, like, 30 guys.
We're auditioning, like, 30 guys.
What for? Guys.
What for? Uh, just thisThing? What for? Uh, just thisThing? What thing? Uh, just thisThing? What thing? Just a stupid thing.
What thing? Just a stupid thing.
Daph? Just a stupid thing.
Daph? You're auditioning guys.
Daph? You're auditioning guys.
I'm a guy who auditions.
You're auditioning guys.
I'm a guy who auditions.
Oh I'm a guy who auditions.
Oh What's it for? Oh What's it for? Right.
What's it for? Right.
Uh, a Tequila brand right.
Uh, a Tequila brand amb--ambassador thing? Uh, a Tequila brand amb--ambassador thing? What the hell's that? Amb--ambassador thing? What the hell's that? Something dumb.
What the hell's that? Something dumb.
OkayHe's the face of the something dumb.
OkayHe's the face of the brand.
OkayHe's the face of the brand.
He goes to bars, hosting events, brand.
He goes to bars, hosting events, holding girls' hair back while he goes to bars, hosting events, holding girls' hair back while they puke into their purses.
Holding girls' hair back while they puke into their purses.
So like the verizon guy meets they puke into their purses.
So like the verizon guy meets the jager girls, but with so like the verizon guy meets the jager girls, but with Tequila? The jager girls, but with Tequila? YeahBut boring.
Tequila? YeahBut boring.
Bye.
YeahBut boring.
Bye.
Wait a second.
Bye.
Wait a second.
I introduced you to Tequila.
Wait a second.
I introduced you to Tequila.
I know, but-- I introduced you to Tequila.
I know, but-- this is the perfect gig for I know, but-- this is the perfect gig for me.
This is the perfect gig for me.
Okay, Miles-- me.
Okay, Miles-- so? Okay, Miles-- so? Why didn't you tell me? So? Why didn't you tell me? Because we're friends.
Why didn't you tell me? Because we're friends.
Yeah? Because we're friends.
Yeah? And we're roommates.
Yeah? And we're roommates.
Yeah? And we're roommates.
Yeah? Do you really want to work yeah? Do you really want to work together too? Do you really want to work together too? Do you really want to see this together too? Do you really want to see this face that often? Do you really want to see this face that often? Mm-mm.
Face that often? Mm-mm.
Go to target.
Mm-mm.
Go to target.
Arriba.
She wants a hula hoop? What for? Exercise, I think.
What for? Exercise, I think.
I mean, she has all these exercise, I think.
I mean, she has all these gadgets.
I mean, she has all these gadgets.
She sits on some, she squeezes gadgets.
She sits on some, she squeezes others.
She sits on some, she squeezes others.
They all come with DVDs.
Others.
They all come with DVDs.
And now she wants a hula hoop they all come with DVDs.
And now she wants a hula hoop and all these things on this and now she wants a hula hoop and all these things on this list.
And all these things on this list.
Colander, wooden coasters, list.
Colander, wooden coasters, magazine stand, silicone whisk, colander, wooden coasters, magazine stand, silicone whisk, trivets--what's a trivet? Magazine stand, silicone whisk, trivets--what's a trivet? Part of a gun, I think.
Trivets--what's a trivet? Part of a gun, I think.
She spends so much more money part of a gun, I think.
She spends so much more money than what she makes, it's like she spends so much more money than what she makes, it's like she doesn't get money's real.
Than what she makes, it's like she doesn't get money's real.
Dude, tell me about it.
She doesn't get money's real.
Dude, tell me about it.
Raviva is killing me with the dude, tell me about it.
Raviva is killing me with the spending.
Raviva is killing me with the spending.
She buys coffee, takeout, spending.
She buys coffee, takeout, songs, this tie.
She buys coffee, takeout, songs, this tie.
Lou, Lou, listen to this.
Songs, this tie.
Lou, Lou, listen to this.
They're auditioning guys to be Lou, Lou, listen to this.
They're auditioning guys to be the Tequila ambassador at they're auditioning guys to be the Tequila ambassador at Daphne's job.
The Tequila ambassador at Daphne's job.
She's not letting me audition.
Daphne's job.
She's not letting me audition.
What's a Tequila ambassador? She's not letting me audition.
What's a Tequila ambassador? Who cares, Lou? What's a Tequila ambassador? Who cares, Lou? But this has the potential to go who cares, Lou? But this has the potential to go national.
But this has the potential to go national.
Whoever gets this gig could be national.
Whoever gets this gig could be the world's next "most whoever gets this gig could be the world's next "most interesting man.
" The world's next "most interesting man.
" Oh, like the next ma jun.
Interesting man.
" Oh, like the next ma jun.
What? Oh, like the next ma jun.
What? He's a Chinese activist who-- what? He's a Chinese activist who-- oh, yeah.
He's a Chinese activist who-- oh, yeah.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah.
Exactly.
She must think I suck.
Exactly.
She must think I suck.
No, no, no, no.
She must think I suck.
No, no, no, no.
She's probably just trying to no, no, no, no.
She's probably just trying to keep things She's probably just trying to keep things You know, clear.
Keep things You know, clear.
Clear this.
You know, clear.
Clear this.
I'm gonna have to be carrying clear this.
I'm gonna have to be carrying around a hula hoop in public.
I'm gonna have to be carrying around a hula hoop in public.
Yes, you are.
What are you up to tonight? Oh.
Just some stuff.
Oh.
Just some stuff.
Cleaning the kitchen.
Just some stuff.
Cleaning the kitchen.
Well, if you could possibly cleaning the kitchen.
Well, if you could possibly tear yourself from your well, if you could possibly tear yourself from your silverware, my friend gareth is tear yourself from your silverware, my friend gareth is hosting a guest chef from silverware, my friend gareth is hosting a guest chef from momofuku at his cafe.
Hosting a guest chef from momofuku at his cafe.
I can't, sorry.
Momofuku at his cafe.
I can't, sorry.
This is momofuku.
I can't, sorry.
This is momofuku.
New York.
This is momofuku.
New York.
12 people.
New York.
12 people.
Private party.
12 people.
Private party.
I know, but--you know what? Private party.
I know, but--you know what? Uh, my parents are coming to I know, but--you know what? Uh, my parents are coming to town tonight.
Uh, my parents are coming to town tonight.
II just remembered.
Town tonight.
II just remembered.
Why didn't you tell me? II just remembered.
Why didn't you tell me? Because it's severely lame.
Why didn't you tell me? Because it's severely lame.
They always take us all out to because it's severely lame.
They always take us all out to dinner at days of yore, and the they always take us all out to dinner at days of yore, and the show is always three hours long, dinner at days of yore, and the show is always three hours long, and my dad just sits there and show is always three hours long, and my dad just sits there and expounds about the chivalric and my dad just sits there and expounds about the chivalric tradition.
Expounds about the chivalric tradition.
what should have been tradition.
what should have been you don't want me to meet what should have been you don't want me to meet your parents? You don't want me to meet your parents? No.
Your parents? No.
You don't want your parents no.
You don't want your parents to know that you're dating a you don't want your parents to know that you're dating a woman? To know that you're dating a woman? it's not too late woman? it's not too late not just yet, I guess.
It's not too late not just yet, I guess.
to get back not just yet, I guess.
to get back what you've been missing to get back what you've been missing then just say that.
What you've been missing then just say that.
I'm sorry.
Then just say that.
I'm sorry.
It's no problem, I get it.
I'm sorry.
It's no problem, I get it.
Just be honest with me, and it's no problem, I get it.
Just be honest with me, and we're good.
Just be honest with me, and we're good.
it's not too late we're good.
it's not too late [Sighs.]
At least I have until it's not too late [Sighs.]
At least I have until tonight to chill out about it [sighs.]
At least I have until tonight to chill out about it and clean my place.
Tonight to chill out about it and clean my place.
[Phone chirps.]
And clean my place.
[Phone chirps.]
Oh, my God.
[Phone chirps.]
Oh, my God.
What? Oh, my God.
What? My parents just landed at the what? My parents just landed at the airport.
My parents just landed at the airport.
They're--they caught an early airport.
They're--they caught an early flight.
They're--they caught an early flight.
They're on their way to my flight.
They're on their way to my place.
They're on their way to my place.
All set, junior? Place.
All set, junior? Junior? All set, junior? Junior? As in junior account exec.
Junior? As in junior account exec.
Yes.
As in junior account exec.
Yes.
We've got 34 guys coming in.
Yes.
We've got 34 guys coming in.
Nice.
We've got 34 guys coming in.
Nice.
Of the, like, 600 that nice.
Of the, like, 600 that submitted.
Of the, like, 600 that submitted.
Seriously? Submitted.
Seriously? Rockin' it, glover? Seriously? Rockin' it, glover? Totally rocked, sarge.
Rockin' it, glover? Totally rocked, sarge.
Nice work on the remodel.
Totally rocked, sarge.
Nice work on the remodel.
Cannot tell you how much I do nice work on the remodel.
Cannot tell you how much I do not miss the conversations with cannot tell you how much I do not miss the conversations with those designers.
Not miss the conversations with those designers.
Ugh, Italians.
Those designers.
Ugh, Italians.
All right, let's do this.
Ugh, Italians.
All right, let's do this.
I am cramping.
All right, let's do this.
I am cramping.
First up is Josh tirard.
I am cramping.
First up is Josh tirard.
In a world First up is Josh tirard.
In a world Where every night In a world Where every night Is ladies' night.
Where every night Is ladies' night.
Make it madura.
Is ladies' night.
Make it madura.
The restWill follow.
Make it madura.
The restWill follow.
hey the restWill follow.
hey oh, look at this hey oh, look at this oh, look at this oh, look at this oh, look at this in a world where every night oh, look at this in a world where every night is ladies' night In a world where every night is ladies' night make it madura is ladies' night make it madura the rest make it madura the rest will follow the rest will follow when every night is ladies' will follow when every night is ladies' night.
When every night is ladies' night.
Make it madura.
Night.
Make it madura.
Make it madura.
Make it madura.
Make it madura.
[Mumbling.]
And the rest will make it madura.
[Mumbling.]
And the rest will follow.
[Mumbling.]
And the rest will follow.
What? Follow.
What? Where every night is ladies' what? Where every night is ladies' night, make it a madura.
Where every night is ladies' night, make it a madura.
The rest--ha, ha-- night, make it a madura.
The rest--ha, ha-- will follow.
The rest--ha, ha-- will follow.
[Laughter.]
Will follow.
[Laughter.]
[Speaking spanish.]
[Laughter.]
[Speaking spanish.]
Next.
[Speaking spanish.]
Next.
Thank you.
Next.
Thank you.
What are you, an insurance thank you.
What are you, an insurance salesman? What are you, an insurance salesman? Oh, get out.
Salesman? Oh, get out.
Make it a mongula.
Oh, get out.
Make it a mongula.
It's madura.
Make it a mongula.
It's madura.
It's not Jewish Tequila? It's madura.
It's not Jewish Tequila? No.
It's not Jewish Tequila? No.
Don't even open your mouth.
No.
Don't even open your mouth.
Leave.
Don't even open your mouth.
Leave.
[Glasses clatter.]
Leave.
[Glasses clatter.]
Seriously? Get out.
[Glasses clatter.]
Seriously? Get out.
Oh, he looks homeless and not seriously? Get out.
Oh, he looks homeless and not in the hot way.
Oh, he looks homeless and not in the hot way.
Next.
Get out.
Next.
In the hot way.
Next.
Get out.
Next.
Out.
Nope.
Next.
Next.
Get out.
Next.
Out.
Nope.
Next.
The rest [Snaps.]
will follow.
Out.
Nope.
Next.
The rest [Snaps.]
will follow.
Ow.
The rest [Snaps.]
will follow.
Ow.
Could you stand up, please? Ow.
Could you stand up, please? No.
Could you stand up, please? No.
Next is-- no.
Next is-- Miles.
Next is-- Miles.
Miles? Miles.
Miles? Good to see you, man.
Miles? Good to see you, man.
What are you doing here? Good to see you, man.
What are you doing here? You guys know each other? What are you doing here? You guys know each other? Yeah, yeah, we're roommates.
You guys know each other? Yeah, yeah, we're roommates.
Didn't mean to say that.
Yeah, yeah, we're roommates.
Didn't mean to say that.
Adam? Didn't mean to say that.
Adam? Daphne, I'm sorry.
Adam? Daphne, I'm sorry.
Miles, nice to meet you.
Daphne, I'm sorry.
Miles, nice to meet you.
Very, very nice to meet you.
Miles, nice to meet you.
Very, very nice to meet you.
Mm.
Very, very nice to meet you.
Mm.
I feel better already.
Mm.
I feel better already.
I'm just gonna need a moment I feel better already.
I'm just gonna need a moment to prepare.
I'm just gonna need a moment to prepare.
Quiet, please.
To prepare.
Quiet, please.
[Laughs.]
Quiet, please.
[Laughs.]
[Whispering.]
He's your [laughs.]
[Whispering.]
He's your roommate? [Whispering.]
He's your roommate? Yes.
Why? Roommate? Yes.
Why? He'sHandsome.
Yes.
Why? He'sHandsome.
We just share the rent.
He'sHandsome.
We just share the rent.
I said quiet, please.
We just share the rent.
I said quiet, please.
Okay.
I said quiet, please.
Okay.
Can I take five for, like, two? Okay.
Can I take five for, like, two? Yeah, as long as you make it can I take five for, like, two? Yeah, as long as you make it one.
He's great.
I know, that's why I called him in.
I know, that's why I called him in.
Who let you in here? Him in.
Who let you in here? The receptionist.
Who let you in here? The receptionist.
Miles-- the receptionist.
Miles-- I don't suck.
Miles-- I don't suck.
Who said that you suck? I don't suck.
Who said that you suck? I promise, I won't embarrass who said that you suck? I promise, I won't embarrass you.
I promise, I won't embarrass you.
Miles-- you.
Miles-- Daphne, I am this guy.
Miles-- Daphne, I am this guy.
You gotta trust me on this one, Daphne, I am this guy.
You gotta trust me on this one, Daphne.
You gotta trust me on this one, Daphne.
I can't even trust you to go Daphne.
I can't even trust you to go to target.
I can't even trust you to go to target.
I'll go to target as soon as to target.
I'll go to target as soon as I book this thing.
I'll go to target as soon as I book this thing.
Whatevs.
I'm just gonna need a minute to prepare.
[Inhales.]
To prepare.
[Inhales.]
It's magic time.
[Inhales.]
It's magic time.
[Snaps.]
When every night is ladies' night, make it madura.
The rest will follow.
Night, make it madura.
The rest will follow.
[Giggles.]
The rest will follow.
[Giggles.]
[Chuckles.]
Well, I wanna go [giggles.]
[Chuckles.]
Well, I wanna go out and get plastered.
[Chuckles.]
Well, I wanna go out and get plastered.
Which is my way of saying, out and get plastered.
Which is my way of saying, "good job.
" Which is my way of saying, "good job.
" Thank you.
"Good job.
" Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Lovely lady No, no, no, no, no.
Lovely lady Thank you.
Lovely lady Thank you.
[Laughs.]
Thank you.
[Laughs.]
Miles.
[Laughs.]
Miles.
Thank you.
Miles.
Thank you.
Okay, seriously? Thank you.
Okay, seriously? This guy's better than midol.
Okay, seriously? This guy's better than midol.
[Phone rings.]
This guy's better than midol.
[Phone rings.]
Sophie, my love.
[Phone rings.]
Sophie, my love.
Talk to me, what's up? Sophie, my love.
Talk to me, what's up? Are you busy right now? Talk to me, what's up? Are you busy right now? I'm fresh off what was are you busy right now? I'm fresh off what was possibly the best audition of my I'm fresh off what was possibly the best audition of my life.
Possibly the best audition of my life.
My parents are in town.
Life.
My parents are in town.
I know, days of yore.
My parents are in town.
I know, days of yore.
Yes.
I know, days of yore.
Yes.
Bring on the grog.
Yes.
Bring on the grog.
Miles, listen to me.
Bring on the grog.
Miles, listen to me.
My parents have a key to my Miles, listen to me.
My parents have a key to my place because--whatever, they my parents have a key to my place because--whatever, they pay the rent.
Place because--whatever, they pay the rent.
But they're headed there from pay the rent.
But they're headed there from the airport right now, and when but they're headed there from the airport right now, and when they get there The airport right now, and when they get there They're gonna find a really bad they get there They're gonna find a really bad thing.
They're gonna find a really bad thing.
What kind of thing? Thing.
What kind of thing? AVibrator.
What kind of thing? AVibrator.
[Laughs.]
AVibrator.
[Laughs.]
I'm all over this thing.
[Laughs.]
I'm all over this thing.
Thank you, Miles.
I'm all over this thing.
Thank you, Miles.
Thank you.
Thank you, Miles.
Thank you.
Schwing.
Thank you.
Schwing.
Hey.
Schwing.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Did you want to go in the hey.
Did you want to go in the bathroom? Did you want to go in the bathroom? Yeah, that's why I'm standing bathroom? Yeah, that's why I'm standing near it.
Yeah, that's why I'm standing near it.
Going into it, or trying to.
Near it.
Going into it, or trying to.
Okay.
Oh.
Buddy.
[Alternative music.]
Buddy.
[Alternative music.]
[Alternative music.]
[Patrons chattering.]
[Alternative music.]
hello.
hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm sorry.
Hello.
I'm sorry.
I just--I wanted to hear what I'm sorry.
I just--I wanted to hear what that was.
I just--I wanted to hear what that was.
No, it's cool.
That was.
No, it's cool.
I just--I hate when I can't no, it's cool.
I just--I hate when I can't quite hear a song.
I just--I hate when I can't quite hear a song.
You know, like when my mom puts quite hear a song.
You know, like when my mom puts the radio on in the car and you know, like when my mom puts the radio on in the car and really softly, and all I can the radio on in the car and really softly, and all I can hear is like ba-ba-ba-ba Really softly, and all I can hear is like ba-ba-ba-ba [Laughs.]
Hear is like ba-ba-ba-ba [Laughs.]
Sorry.
[Laughs.]
Sorry.
I'm jamel.
Sorry.
I'm jamel.
[Laughs.]
Raviva, hey.
I'm jamel.
[Laughs.]
Raviva, hey.
Um, uh, so who--who was that? [Laughs.]
Raviva, hey.
Um, uh, so who--who was that? That is my band.
Um, uh, so who--who was that? That is my band.
That was you? That is my band.
That was you? Yeah.
That was you? Yeah.
I'm the drums.
Yeah.
I'm the drums.
Nice.
I'm the drums.
Nice.
UmCan I download it? Nice.
UmCan I download it? No, I can just send it to umCan I download it? No, I can just send it to you.
No, I can just send it to you.
No, no, no.
You.
No, no, no.
I'm a musician too, I want to no, no, no.
I'm a musician too, I want to support your thing.
I'm a musician too, I want to support your thing.
What's it called? Support your thing.
What's it called? We're called dessert.
What's it called? We're called dessert.
I like that.
We're called dessert.
I like that.
Dessert.
I like that.
Dessert.
What kind of music do you dessert.
What kind of music do you play? What kind of music do you play? Um, do you know Play? Um, do you know Sharon van etten? Um, do you know Sharon van etten? Yeah.
Sharon van etten? Yeah.
A mix between that and yeah.
A mix between that and feistAnd me.
A mix between that and feistAnd me.
I wanna hear that.
FeistAnd me.
I wanna hear that.
Cool.
Hey, bad news.
Gonna need you to work late.
Oh, can't.
Gonna need you to work late.
Oh, can't.
I have plans tonight.
Oh, can't.
I have plans tonight.
Oh, really? I have plans tonight.
Oh, really? What kind of plans? Oh, really? What kind of plans? Well, whenever my friend what kind of plans? Well, whenever my friend soph's parents are in town, they well, whenever my friend soph's parents are in town, they take us all to days of yore.
Soph's parents are in town, they take us all to days of yore.
[Laughs.]
Take us all to days of yore.
[Laughs.]
That sounds so ironic and cool.
[Laughs.]
That sounds so ironic and cool.
It is.
That sounds so ironic and cool.
It is.
It's kind of perfect.
It is.
It's kind of perfect.
Well, you'll be missing it's kind of perfect.
Well, you'll be missing perfect.
Well, you'll be missing perfect.
I really can't.
Perfect.
I really can't.
What are you gonna do, call I really can't.
What are you gonna do, call your dad? What are you gonna do, call your dad? That's why they call it work.
Your dad? That's why they call it work.
What's his [Bleep.]
problem? Okay, where's the vibrator? It's on the bed? Or by the bed? It's on the bed? Or by the bed? Oh, like it was tossed aside or by the bed? Oh, like it was tossed aside in a moment of unbridled oh, like it was tossed aside in a moment of unbridled passion? In a moment of unbridled passion? Just find it and shut up.
Passion? Just find it and shut up.
Okay, okay.
Just find it and shut up.
Okay, okay.
Ah.
Okay, okay.
Ah.
Found it.
Ah.
Found it.
[Buzzing.]
Found it.
[Buzzing.]
Ah.
[Buzzing.]
Ah.
Are you play--Miles.
Ah.
Are you play--Miles.
Don't play with it, hide it.
Are you play--Miles.
Don't play with it, hide it.
Wow, this is so cool.
Don't play with it, hide it.
Wow, this is so cool.
Wow.
Wow, this is so cool.
Wow.
Miles.
Wow.
Miles.
Put it away! Miles.
Put it away! Miles! Put it away! Miles! Okay, okay.
Miles! Okay, okay.
[Buzzing fades.]
Okay, okay.
[Buzzing fades.]
Now get out.
[Buzzing fades.]
Now get out.
Are you sure? Now get out.
Are you sure? What do you mean? Are you sure? What do you mean? I mean, are there other What do you mean? I mean, are there other Tough things around here? I mean, are there other Tough things around here? You know, lesbian things? Tough things around here? You know, lesbian things? I don't know.
You know, lesbian things? I don't know.
Are there? I don't know.
Are there? I don't know, but we should are there? I don't know, but we should case the joint just to make I don't know, but we should case the joint just to make sure, right? Case the joint just to make sure, right? Okay.
Sure, right? Okay.
Ha.
Okay.
Ha.
The color purple.
Ha.
The color purple.
The book? The color purple.
The book? What about it? The book? What about it? Well, it's kind ofTough, what about it? Well, it's kind ofTough, right? Well, it's kind ofTough, right? Yeah, I guess it could be right? Yeah, I guess it could be seen that way.
Yeah, I guess it could be seen that way.
Done.
Seen that way.
Done.
Oh, in that case, you should done.
Oh, in that case, you should also take the candles.
Oh, in that case, you should also take the candles.
What's tough about candles? Also take the candles.
What's tough about candles? I don't know.
What's tough about candles? I don't know.
Laura has a lot of them.
I don't know.
Laura has a lot of them.
Her tough friends have a lot.
Laura has a lot of them.
Her tough friends have a lot.
Yeah.
Her tough friends have a lot.
Yeah.
It's woodsy.
Yeah.
It's woodsy.
I get it.
It's woodsy.
I get it.
Okay, so what else? I get it.
Okay, so what else? UhNavajo rug? Okay, so what else? UhNavajo rug? Miles? UhNavajo rug? Miles? Hey.
Miles? Hey.
[Buzzing continues.]
Hey.
[Buzzing continues.]
Roger [Buzzing continues.]
Roger Oh, no, no.
Roger Oh, no, no.
Mary Anne.
Oh, no, no.
Mary Anne.
No, no, no, no.
Mary Anne.
No, no, no, no.
Good to see you.
No, no, no, no.
Good to see you.
What are you doing here? Good to see you.
What are you doing here? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing here? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
[Buzzing continues.]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
[Buzzing continues.]
Say you're my boyfriend.
[Buzzing continues.]
Say you're my boyfriend.
I'm Sophia's boyfriend.
Say you're my boyfriend.
I'm Sophia's boyfriend.
[Buzzing.]
I'm Sophia's boyfriend.
[Buzzing.]
[Grunts.]
Yes, it will.
You're an actor/model, Miles.
Just think of this like it's you're an actor/model, Miles.
Just think of this like it's another role.
Just think of this like it's another role.
Or you could just tell your another role.
Or you could just tell your folks the truth.
Or you could just tell your folks the truth.
No.
Folks the truth.
No.
I'm not ready to do that yet.
No.
I'm not ready to do that yet.
We just gotta come up with a I'm not ready to do that yet.
We just gotta come up with a backstory for how we started we just gotta come up with a backstory for how we started dating.
Backstory for how we started dating.
Okay.
Dating.
Okay.
I saw youAcross the quad.
Okay.
I saw youAcross the quad.
What quad? I saw youAcross the quad.
What quad? I don't know, the quad.
What quad? I don't know, the quad.
Who cares? I don't know, the quad.
Who cares? Miles, you can't just make up who cares? Miles, you can't just make up things.
Miles, you can't just make up things.
They need to be specific.
Things.
They need to be specific.
Like, I asked you to read my they need to be specific.
Like, I asked you to read my stories when we were study like, I asked you to read my stories when we were study partners in bio freshman year, stories when we were study partners in bio freshman year, and you fell in love with my partners in bio freshman year, and you fell in love with my words.
And you fell in love with my words.
But it wasn't until after words.
But it wasn't until after graduation, when you were but it wasn't until after graduation, when you were single, that you found the graduation, when you were single, that you found the courage to tell me how you felt.
Single, that you found the courage to tell me how you felt.
[Chuckles.]
You're good.
Courage to tell me how you felt.
[Chuckles.]
You're good.
But what are we gonna do about [chuckles.]
You're good.
But what are we gonna do about the breakup? But what are we gonna do about the breakup? I don't want your parents to the breakup? I don't want your parents to hate me.
I don't want your parents to hate me.
Huh, okay, uh, maybe you move hate me.
Huh, okay, uh, maybe you move away for a job? Huh, okay, uh, maybe you move away for a job? Like a job in Japan? Away for a job? Like a job in Japan? Hmm.
Like a job in Japan? Hmm.
Job in Japan.
Hmm.
Job in Japan.
I like it.
Job in Japan.
I like it.
So you'll do it? I like it.
So you'll do it? Uh-- so you'll do it? Uh-- oh, come on, Miles.
Uh-- oh, come on, Miles.
Please? Oh, come on, Miles.
Please? [Smacks lips.]
Please? [Smacks lips.]
I'll do it.
[Smacks lips.]
I'll do it.
Mm.
I'll do it.
Mm.
Miles, what the-- mm.
Miles, what the-- what? Gross.
Miles, what the-- what? Gross.
I'm getting into character.
What? Gross.
I'm getting into character.
I'm method.
I'm getting into character.
I'm method.
He is such a menace.
I'm method.
He is such a menace.
I told him that he couldn't he is such a menace.
I told him that he couldn't come, straight up.
I told him that he couldn't come, straight up.
Mm-hmm.
Come, straight up.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, point-blank? Mm-hmm.
Wait, point-blank? Yeah, yeah, and he just shows wait, point-blank? Yeah, yeah, and he just shows up anyway.
Yeah, yeah, and he just shows up anyway.
HmmDoes need the money, up anyway.
HmmDoes need the money, daph.
HmmDoes need the money, daph.
Hey.
Daph.
Hey.
What? Hey.
What? I am not the 1% here.
What? I am not the 1% here.
Do not take his side just I am not the 1% here.
Do not take his side just because you're unemployed too.
Do not take his side just because you're unemployed too.
Whoa.
Because you're unemployed too.
Whoa.
I am not unemployed, okay? Whoa.
I am not unemployed, okay? I am a stay-at-home I am not unemployed, okay? I am a stay-at-home mommy-musician.
I am a stay-at-home mommy-musician.
How was he, anyways? Mommy-musician.
How was he, anyways? How do you think he was? How was he, anyways? How do you think he was? He was great.
How do you think he was? He was great.
This is a nightmare.
He was great.
This is a nightmare.
You want me to help with baby? This is a nightmare.
You want me to help with baby? Oh, no, no.
You want me to help with baby? Oh, no, no.
Got it.
So, umHow long have you two been dating? About three months.
Two been dating? About three months.
About six months.
About three months.
About six months.
But it feels like it's been about six months.
But it feels like it's been three months because this one but it feels like it's been three months because this one right here, she's--she's such a three months because this one right here, she's--she's such a cutie.
Right here, she's--she's such a cutie.
And how exactly did you two cutie.
And how exactly did you two come to beRomantic, and how exactly did you two come to beRomantic, considering that you were come to beRomantic, considering that you were friends all through college? Considering that you were friends all through college? [Laughs.]
Friends all through college? [Laughs.]
Well, one day it just [laughs.]
Well, one day it just clicked.
Well, one day it just clicked.
Well, I know that feeling.
Clicked.
Well, I know that feeling.
It's actually a great story.
Well, I know that feeling.
It's actually a great story.
It was a breezy day.
It's actually a great story.
It was a breezy day.
I was playing a game of pick-up it was a breezy day.
I was playing a game of pick-up soccer with my friends, and I was playing a game of pick-up soccer with my friends, and Sophia was there just to watch soccer with my friends, and Sophia was there just to watch me play.
Sophia was there just to watch me play.
And it was--the--the score was me play.
And it was--the--the score was four-all, and I was about to and it was--the--the score was four-all, and I was about to score the winning goal when, four-all, and I was about to score the winning goal when, boom, I get injured.
Score the winning goal when, boom, I get injured.
And soph comes running out of boom, I get injured.
And soph comes running out of nowhere to check on me, to make and soph comes running out of nowhere to check on me, to make sure I'm--I'm--I'm fine, right? Nowhere to check on me, to make sure I'm--I'm--I'm fine, right? And I just kept thinking, sure I'm--I'm--I'm fine, right? And I just kept thinking, "wow, she's--she's really here and I just kept thinking, "wow, she's--she's really here for me," you know? "Wow, she's--she's really here for me," you know? And she's so beautiful, and I for me," you know? And she's so beautiful, and I just really couldn't think of and she's so beautiful, and I just really couldn't think of anyone else I wanted to be just really couldn't think of anyone else I wanted to be there, you know, uh, kneeling by anyone else I wanted to be there, you know, uh, kneeling by my side.
There, you know, uh, kneeling by my side.
[Whispering.]
Nice work.
My side.
[Whispering.]
Nice work.
What kind of injury? [Whispering.]
Nice work.
What kind of injury? Huh? What kind of injury? Huh? What happened playing soccer? Huh? What happened playing soccer? One of my testicles spun what happened playing soccer? One of my testicles spun around.
One of my testicles spun around.
Oh, I had that too.
Around.
Oh, I had that too.
No way.
Oh, I had that too.
No way.
Best thing that ever no way.
Best thing that ever happened, though.
Best thing that ever happened, though.
That's why we adopted.
Happened, though.
That's why we adopted.
So have you two discussed that's why we adopted.
So have you two discussed the future? So have you two discussed the future? Well, not really, Mary Anne, the future? Well, not really, Mary Anne, because, you know, we're gonna well, not really, Mary Anne, because, you know, we're gonna be off-planet in 200 years, because, you know, we're gonna be off-planet in 200 years, given the water situation.
Be off-planet in 200 years, given the water situation.
That's what Lou says all the given the water situation.
That's what Lou says all the time, so I-I really don't-- that's what Lou says all the time, so I-I really don't-- I think what Mary Anne means time, so I-I really don't-- I think what Mary Anne means is your future.
I think what Mary Anne means is your future.
You guys, uh, as a couple.
Is your future.
You guys, uh, as a couple.
[Laughs.]
You guys, uh, as a couple.
[Laughs.]
Roger, I was just kidding with [laughs.]
Roger, I was just kidding with you on that one, man.
Roger, I was just kidding with you on that one, man.
I was just kidding.
You on that one, man.
I was just kidding.
Roger, you know me.
I was just kidding.
Roger, you know me.
I-I-I'm kidding.
Roger, you know me.
I-I-I'm kidding.
[Chuckles.]
I-I-I'm kidding.
[Chuckles.]
We're planning a wedding next [chuckles.]
We're planning a wedding next summer.
We're planning a wedding next summer.
Miles.
Summer.
Miles.
Surprise, surprise.
Miles.
Surprise, surprise.
Cat's out of the bag.
Surprise, surprise.
Cat's out of the bag.
[Trumpet fanfare.]
Cat's out of the bag.
[Trumpet fanfare.]
Hey.
[Trumpet fanfare.]
Hey.
Hello.
Hey.
Hello.
The tradition continues.
Hello.
The tradition continues.
days of yore the tradition continues.
days of yore look, everyone's here, and days of yore look, everyone's here, and just so that you're aware, in an look, everyone's here, and just so that you're aware, in an effort to keep my closet door just so that you're aware, in an effort to keep my closet door bolted shut, Miles and I are now effort to keep my closet door bolted shut, Miles and I are now engaged.
Bolted shut, Miles and I are now engaged.
Both: What? [Laugh.]
Engaged.
Both: What? [Laugh.]
Engaged? Both: What? [Laugh.]
Engaged? Nice tangled web.
Engaged? Nice tangled web.
We were supposed to be nice tangled web.
We were supposed to be pretend dating, and then he we were supposed to be pretend dating, and then he suddenly took things to the next pretend dating, and then he suddenly took things to the next level, and now we are pretend suddenly took things to the next level, and now we are pretend engaged.
Level, and now we are pretend engaged.
See, welcome to my world.
Engaged.
See, welcome to my world.
Why? See, welcome to my world.
Why? Miles pulled a classic Miles why? Miles pulled a classic Miles today.
Miles pulled a classic Miles today.
He showed up at daph's work to today.
He showed up at daph's work to audition for this liquor-man he showed up at daph's work to audition for this liquor-man thing.
Audition for this liquor-man thing.
Yeah, when I explicitly told thing.
Yeah, when I explicitly told him not to.
Yeah, when I explicitly told him not to.
Why didn't you want him to do him not to.
Why didn't you want him to do it? Why didn't you want him to do it? You don't mix business with it? You don't mix business with Miles.
You don't mix business with Miles.
[Laughs.]
Miles.
[Laughs.]
He's a total loose Cannon.
[Laughs.]
He's a total loose Cannon.
Sophia wants to stay in the he's a total loose Cannon.
Sophia wants to stay in the midwest, but the acting and the Sophia wants to stay in the midwest, but the acting and the modeling stuff, it's on the midwest, but the acting and the modeling stuff, it's on the coasts, so it's ultimately up to modeling stuff, it's on the coasts, so it's ultimately up to the lord.
Coasts, so it's ultimately up to the lord.
See what I mean? The lord.
See what I mean? Where's Lou? See what I mean? Where's Lou? Oh, he's coming.
Where's Lou? Oh, he's coming.
Had to work late.
Oh, he's coming.
Had to work late.
[Raspberry, kiss.]
Had to work late.
[Raspberry, kiss.]
[Grunts.]
[Raspberry, kiss.]
[Grunts.]
Did I get a callback? [Grunts.]
Did I get a callback? Don't.
Did I get a callback? Don't.
Don't what? Don't.
Don't what? Answer the question.
Don't what? Answer the question.
I mean it, Miles.
Answer the question.
I mean it, Miles.
Just don't.
I mean it, Miles.
Just don't.
All right.
Just don't.
All right.
[Trumpet fanfare.]
All right.
[Trumpet fanfare.]
Who's ready to take a trip back [trumpet fanfare.]
Who's ready to take a trip back in time, to a world lit only by who's ready to take a trip back in time, to a world lit only by fire? In time, to a world lit only by fire? All: We are.
Bids you good evening, fair subjects of king ethelred.
All: Good evening.
Subjects of king ethelred.
All: Good evening.
What be your names? All: Good evening.
What be your names? Uh, Swanson.
What be your names? Uh, Swanson.
Party of seven? Uh, Swanson.
Party of seven? Ah, yes.
Party of seven? Ah, yes.
The Swanson clan.
Ah, yes.
The Swanson clan.
[Laughs.]
The Swanson clan.
[Laughs.]
An annual pilgrimage this be, [laughs.]
An annual pilgrimage this be, yes? An annual pilgrimage this be, yes? Indeed.
Yes? Indeed.
All right.
Indeed.
All right.
The queen specifically bade me all right.
The queen specifically bade me greet you with these crowns.
The queen specifically bade me greet you with these crowns.
I brought mine from last greet you with these crowns.
I brought mine from last year, but I'll take one for my I brought mine from last year, but I'll take one for my prince.
Year, but I'll take one for my prince.
He's off doing battle downtown.
Prince.
He's off doing battle downtown.
[Laughs.]
He's off doing battle downtown.
[Laughs.]
For my princess.
[Laughs.]
For my princess.
Thank you, Miles.
For my princess.
Thank you, Miles.
Avail yourselves of drinks at thank you, Miles.
Avail yourselves of drinks at the bar, have your picture avail yourselves of drinks at the bar, have your picture taken with the king, or gaze the bar, have your picture taken with the king, or gaze upon the goods that merchants taken with the king, or gaze upon the goods that merchants and craftsmen from around the upon the goods that merchants and craftsmen from around the countryside have fashioned-- and craftsmen from around the countryside have fashioned-- [Without accent.]
I'll just--I'll countryside have fashioned-- [Without accent.]
I'll just--I'll call you when your table's [without accent.]
I'll just--I'll call you when your table's ready.
Call you when your table's ready.
Thanks be to king ethelred.
Ready.
Thanks be to king ethelred.
[English accent.]
Good thanks be to king ethelred.
[English accent.]
Good evening, fair subjects.
[English accent.]
Good evening, fair subjects.
Okay, now I-I know you guys evening, fair subjects.
Okay, now I-I know you guys all think this is just fun and okay, now I-I know you guys all think this is just fun and games, but remember, this is-- all think this is just fun and games, but remember, this is-- this place is quite authentic, games, but remember, this is-- this place is quite authentic, okay? This place is quite authentic, okay? So a lot to potentially learn okay? So a lot to potentially learn here.
So a lot to potentially learn here.
All right? Here.
All right? Well met, fair subjects of all right? Well met, fair subjects of king ethelred.
Well met, fair subjects of king ethelred.
Let's get a shot of your king ethelred.
Let's get a shot of your beautiful baby with the king.
Let's get a shot of your beautiful baby with the king.
Ah, that would be most beautiful baby with the king.
Ah, that would be most commodious, lady Swanson.
Ah, that would be most commodious, lady Swanson.
Let's do it.
Commodious, lady Swanson.
Let's do it.
Seriously.
Let's do it.
Seriously.
Come on, how'd I do? Seriously.
Come on, how'd I do? You got a callback.
Come on, how'd I do? You got a callback.
You happy? You got a callback.
You happy? Why aren't you stoked? You happy? Why aren't you stoked? They like me.
Why aren't you stoked? They like me.
You helped them find the guy.
They like me.
You helped them find the guy.
It doesn't matter if they you helped them find the guy.
It doesn't matter if they like you, Miles.
It doesn't matter if they like you, Miles.
It matters if I like you.
Like you, Miles.
It matters if I like you.
And right now, I don't.
It matters if I like you.
And right now, I don't.
I'm just trying to pay my and right now, I don't.
I'm just trying to pay my rent, you know what I mean? I'm just trying to pay my rent, you know what I mean? I hear what you're saying, rent, you know what I mean? I hear what you're saying, but you're kind of invading her I hear what you're saying, but you're kind of invading her kingdom.
But you're kind of invading her kingdom.
We're friends.
Kingdom.
We're friends.
There's no such thing as we're friends.
There's no such thing as kingdoms.
There's no such thing as kingdoms.
Mm.
Kingdoms.
Mm.
I'm not so sure that that's the mm.
I'm not so sure that that's the case anymore.
I'm not so sure that that's the case anymore.
Come on, darling.
Case anymore.
Come on, darling.
[Rock music.]
Come on, darling.
[Rock music.]
[Rock music.]
did you scan all the did you scan all the documents? Did you scan all the documents? Yep.
Documents? Yep.
Did you file all my yep.
Did you file all my correspondence? Did you file all my correspondence? Yep.
Can I go now? Correspondence? Yep.
Can I go now? Hold on a second.
Yep.
Can I go now? Hold on a second.
Don't be in such a rush.
Hold on a second.
Don't be in such a rush.
Did you put water in the coffee don't be in such a rush.
Did you put water in the coffee maker for tomorrow? Did you put water in the coffee maker for tomorrow? Yep.
Maker for tomorrow? Yep.
Did you clean my cubs coffee yep.
Did you clean my cubs coffee cup? Did you clean my cubs coffee cup? Yep.
Cup? Yep.
Okay.
Yep.
Okay.
I can go? Okay.
I can go? No, I'm just taking stock of I can go? No, I'm just taking stock of the situation.
No, I'm just taking stock of the situation.
Is there anything else you'd the situation.
Is there anything else you'd like to get done before you go, is there anything else you'd like to get done before you go, in the interest of efficiency like to get done before you go, in the interest of efficiency or just showing you care? In the interest of efficiency or just showing you care? Nope.
Or just showing you care? Nope.
Okay, you can go.
Nope.
Okay, you can go.
But that really says something okay, you can go.
But that really says something about you.
But that really says something about you.
Are you sure you shouldn't about you.
Are you sure you shouldn't just tell them? Are you sure you shouldn't just tell them? I mean, at the rate he's going, just tell them? I mean, at the rate he's going, you're gonna have to marry him.
I mean, at the rate he's going, you're gonna have to marry him.
So we want to have two kids.
You're gonna have to marry him.
So we want to have two kids.
Ava and Roger the second.
So we want to have two kids.
Ava and Roger the second.
See what I mean? Ava and Roger the second.
See what I mean? Oh, they'll freak out.
See what I mean? Oh, they'll freak out.
So what? Oh, they'll freak out.
So what? If a lesbian is what you are-- so what? If a lesbian is what you are-- don't say lesbian so loud.
If a lesbian is what you are-- don't say lesbian so loud.
If that is what you are, and don't say lesbian so loud.
If that is what you are, and you tell them, and they love you if that is what you are, and you tell them, and they love you anyway, wonderful.
You tell them, and they love you anyway, wonderful.
And if they don't Anyway, wonderful.
And if they don't You still have us.
And if they don't You still have us.
Yay.
You still have us.
Yay.
Either way, you're wonderful.
Yay.
Either way, you're wonderful.
Why couldn't I have been either way, you're wonderful.
Why couldn't I have been normal? Why couldn't I have been normal? Hey.
Normal? Hey.
You are normal, ding-dong.
Hey.
You are normal, ding-dong.
You're a perfectly normal little you are normal, ding-dong.
You're a perfectly normal little lesb-- you're a perfectly normal little lesb-- hey.
Lesb-- hey.
So glad to be in a time before hey.
So glad to be in a time before cubicles.
So glad to be in a time before cubicles.
what kept ya? Cubicles.
what kept ya? My boss is being weird.
What kept ya? My boss is being weird.
Where's Rosemary? My boss is being weird.
Where's Rosemary? With Sophia's mom.
Where's Rosemary? With Sophia's mom.
Check this out.
With Sophia's mom.
Check this out.
Your little girl's growing up.
Check this out.
Your little girl's growing up.
Wow, this isSpecial.
Your little girl's growing up.
Wow, this isSpecial.
And I got you this.
Wow, this isSpecial.
And I got you this.
Veev.
And I got you this.
Veev.
What? It's clean.
Veev.
What? It's clean.
[Funny voice.]
Get some grog.
What? It's clean.
[Funny voice.]
Get some grog.
What? [Funny voice.]
Get some grog.
What? Nothing.
What? Nothing.
No, what is it? Nothing.
No, what is it? Tell me.
No, what is it? Tell me.
Lou? Tell me.
Lou? We've really gotta start Lou? We've really gotta start cutting back on the constant we've really gotta start cutting back on the constant spending.
Cutting back on the constant spending.
I'm not constantly spending.
Spending.
I'm not constantly spending.
[Whispering.]
Mommy.
I'm not constantly spending.
[Whispering.]
Mommy.
Daddy loves mommy.
[Whispering.]
Mommy.
Daddy loves mommy.
Framed photo, 20 bucks.
Daddy loves mommy.
Framed photo, 20 bucks.
Beer Stein, 30 bucks.
Framed photo, 20 bucks.
Beer Stein, 30 bucks.
Gourmet coffees, another 10 beer Stein, 30 bucks.
Gourmet coffees, another 10 bucks.
Gourmet coffees, another 10 bucks.
Okay, you cannot do that.
Bucks.
Okay, you cannot do that.
And I cannot stand here and okay, you cannot do that.
And I cannot stand here and listen to you guys fight about and I cannot stand here and listen to you guys fight about money.
Listen to you guys fight about money.
Sorry.
Money.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
You cannot make me feel sorry.
You cannot make me feel irresponsible for doing nice you cannot make me feel irresponsible for doing nice things for you and Rosemary.
Irresponsible for doing nice things for you and Rosemary.
But you're not doing things for you and Rosemary.
But you're not doing anything, veev.
But you're not doing anything, veev.
You're buying.
Anything, veev.
You're buying.
You're consuming.
You're buying.
You're consuming.
I am caring for other people.
You're consuming.
I am caring for other people.
With money that we don't I am caring for other people.
With money that we don't have.
With money that we don't have.
Lou, we are not poor.
Have.
Lou, we are not poor.
Yeah, I know we're not poor.
Lou, we are not poor.
Yeah, I know we're not poor.
Okay? Yeah, I know we're not poor.
Okay? There are actual poor people-- okay? There are actual poor people-- how much money's in our there are actual poor people-- how much money's in our checking account right now? How much money's in our checking account right now? I don't know.
Checking account right now? I don't know.
I don't care how much money we I don't know.
I don't care how much money we have in our checking account I don't care how much money we have in our checking account right now.
Have in our checking account right now.
I know.
Right now.
I know.
Hey.
I know.
Hey.
You made it.
Hey.
You made it.
Can I please have a Miller? You made it.
Can I please have a Miller? Just like old times, huh? Can I please have a Miller? Just like old times, huh? Yeah, yeah.
Just like old times, huh? Yeah, yeah.
Just.
This is such exciting news.
I know, right? Mm-hmm.
I know, right? Mm-hmm.
We are all, like, so juiced.
Mm-hmm.
We are all, like, so juiced.
Well, not just about you, we are all, like, so juiced.
Well, not just about you, but--but Miles.
Well, not just about you, but--but Miles.
Yeah, well, it takes two.
But--but Miles.
Yeah, well, it takes two.
[Laughter.]
Yeah, well, it takes two.
[Laughter.]
No, I mean, that he's not, [laughter.]
No, I mean, that he's not, you know No, I mean, that he's not, you know What? That he's not what? You know What? That he's not what? Well, your dad and I have what? That he's not what? Well, your dad and I have always thought that Miles was a well, your dad and I have always thought that Miles was a [Whispering.]
homosexual.
Always thought that Miles was a [Whispering.]
homosexual.
Well, with the modeling and [whispering.]
Homosexual.
Well, with the modeling and the acting and all.
Well, with the modeling and the acting and all.
Right.
The acting and all.
Right.
Hey, I'm gonna go check on right.
Hey, I'm gonna go check on raviva, okay? [Laughs nervously.]
Are you guys serious? Oh, we even prayed a few are you guys serious? Oh, we even prayed a few times, you know, that he would oh, we even prayed a few times, you know, that he would see his way through.
Times, you know, that he would see his way through.
This is such a blessing that he see his way through.
This is such a blessing that he has.
This is such a blessing that he has.
Because if heHadn't? Has.
Because if heHadn't? Well, he wouldn't be right because if heHadn't? Well, he wouldn't be right with the lord, for starters.
Well, he wouldn't be right with the lord, for starters.
Or with me, for that matter.
With the lord, for starters.
Or with me, for that matter.
Let's just say it's a relief.
Or with me, for that matter.
Let's just say it's a relief.
Mom, dad Let's just say it's a relief.
Mom, dad I'm a lesbian.
Mom, dad I'm a lesbian.
[Snaps.]
Okay, guys.
I'm a lesbian.
[Snaps.]
Okay, guys.
So call me crazy, but I'm [snaps.]
Okay, guys.
So call me crazy, but I'm thinking let's have the wedding so call me crazy, but I'm thinking let's have the wedding here.
Thinking let's have the wedding here.
What'd I miss? Here.
What'd I miss? What? What'd I miss? What? I'mA lesbian.
What? I'mA lesbian.
I'm gay.
I'mA lesbian.
I'm gay.
Does Miles know? I'm gay.
Does Miles know? Yeah, does Miles know? Does Miles know? Yeah, does Miles know? Yes.
Yeah, does Miles know? Yes.
Miles knows.
Yes.
Miles knows.
I asked him to pretend to be my Miles knows.
I asked him to pretend to be my boyfriend tonight because I I asked him to pretend to be my boyfriend tonight because I didn't--I didn't want to tell boyfriend tonight because I didn't--I didn't want to tell you.
Didn't--I didn't want to tell you.
Honey.
You.
Honey.
Honey, you are notThat thing.
Honey.
Honey, you are notThat thing.
Yes.
Honey, you are notThat thing.
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Yes.
Yes, I am.
I can't listen to this.
Yes, I am.
I can't listen to this.
Mom, mom, I'm happy, okay? I can't listen to this.
Mom, mom, I'm happy, okay? I'm really happy, for the first mom, mom, I'm happy, okay? I'm really happy, for the first time in my life.
I'm really happy, for the first time in my life.
No, you're not.
Time in my life.
No, you're not.
Yeah, she is.
No, you're not.
Yeah, she is.
It's true.
Mary Anne, let's go.
You are ruining days of yore for your father.
You are ruining days of yore for your father.
I hope you know that.
For your father.
I hope you know that.
Let's go.
I hope you know that.
Let's go.
Swanson, party of seven? [Old haunts by memoryhouse.]
it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough [phone beeping.]
[Beep.]
Hey, daph.
[Beep.]
Hey, daph.
It's me, Miles.
Hey, daph.
It's me, Miles.
Going out for a run.
It's me, Miles.
Going out for a run.
Uh, listen.
Going out for a run.
Uh, listen.
Sorry I invaded your kingdom.
Uh, listen.
Sorry I invaded your kingdom.
I fixed it.
Sorry I invaded your kingdom.
I fixed it.
It won't happen again.
I fixed it.
It won't happen again.
Love you.
It won't happen again.
Love you.
Bye.
Love you.
Bye.
it's like bye.
it's like your perfect smile it's like your perfect smile and your half-shut eyes your perfect smile and your half-shut eyes and the way you walk in and your half-shut eyes and the way you walk in and out and the way you walk in and out of my mind sometimes and out of my mind sometimes here's the deal, cupcake.
Of my mind sometimes here's the deal, cupcake.
We love you more than anything, here's the deal, cupcake.
We love you more than anything, and we remember what it was like we love you more than anything, and we remember what it was like to be a young person, trying new and we remember what it was like to be a young person, trying new things.
To be a young person, trying new things.
Um, I-I tried cigarettes, things.
Um, I-I tried cigarettes, alcohol, um, we did it all.
Um, I-I tried cigarettes, alcohol, um, we did it all.
Um, or everything a young person alcohol, um, we did it all.
Um, or everything a young person back then could imagine.
Um, or everything a young person back then could imagine.
Um, so we're--we're not judging back then could imagine.
Um, so we're--we're not judging you.
Um, so we're--we're not judging you.
We--we get it.
You.
We--we get it.
Um, but if you were to persist we--we get it.
Um, but if you were to persist in thisLittle experiment-- um, but if you were to persist in thisLittle experiment-- bec--because that's what it is, in thisLittle experiment-- bec--because that's what it is, it's--it's an experiment--um, bec--because that's what it is, it's--it's an experiment--um, our faith and indeed our it's--it's an experiment--um, our faith and indeed our integrity as parents whose job our faith and indeed our integrity as parents whose job it is to form you as a human integrity as parents whose job it is to form you as a human being, umWould require us to it is to form you as a human being, umWould require us to step back.
Being, umWould require us to step back.
Y-you know what I mean? Step back.
Y-you know what I mean? Not really.
Y-you know what I mean? Not really.
We would have to stop not really.
We would have to stop supporting you financially in we would have to stop supporting you financially in the ways that we've been.
Supporting you financially in the ways that we've been.
I couldn't continue to pay the ways that we've been.
I couldn't continue to pay for this place, knowing that you I couldn't continue to pay for this place, knowing that you were, um, pursuing a lifestyle for this place, knowing that you were, um, pursuing a lifestyle that was unproductive.
Were, um, pursuing a lifestyle that was unproductive.
It would be bad stewardship.
Then give me your key.
I can pay the rent.
Sophia.
I can pay the rent.
Sophia.
Give me the key.
Sophia.
Give me the key.
Please.
Give me the key.
Please.
[Keys jingling.]
Thank you.
some cry some days somebody, someway some cry some days somebody, someway somebody, someway sun shining sun shining so what are you gonna be sun shining so what are you gonna be playing, huh? So what are you gonna be playing, huh? You gonna be a guitar chick? Playing, huh? You gonna be a guitar chick? "What are you lookin' at?" You gonna be a guitar chick? "What are you lookin' at?" [Baby coos.]
"What are you lookin' at?" [Baby coos.]
Bass girl? [Baby coos.]
Bass girl? "Whatever.
" Bass girl? "Whatever.
" Hmm, maybe a piano lady.
"Whatever.
" Hmm, maybe a piano lady.
Just don't be a harp girl, okay? Hmm, maybe a piano lady.
Just don't be a harp girl, okay? Such sluts.
Just don't be a harp girl, okay? Such sluts.
Good morning.
Such sluts.
Good morning.
What happened there? Good morning.
What happened there? Just thought I'd run out and what happened there? Just thought I'd run out and take care of business before just thought I'd run out and take care of business before work.
Take care of business before work.
This is for you, from me.
Work.
This is for you, from me.
Thank you.
This is for you, from me.
Thank you.
I don't want to be a jerk.
Thank you.
I don't want to be a jerk.
No, I don't want to be a I don't want to be a jerk.
No, I don't want to be a jerk either.
No, I don't want to be a jerk either.
some days jerk either.
some days somebody, someway some days somebody, someway I look at you two sometimes somebody, someway I look at you two sometimes when you're sleeping and get I look at you two sometimes when you're sleeping and get really scared because I don't when you're sleeping and get really scared because I don't know how I'm ever really gonna really scared because I don't know how I'm ever really gonna be able to pull this off.
Know how I'm ever really gonna be able to pull this off.
You don't have to do all this be able to pull this off.
You don't have to do all this alone, you know.
You don't have to do all this alone, you know.
I could just get a job.
Alone, you know.
I could just get a job.
You can't get one that'll pay I could just get a job.
You can't get one that'll pay enough to cover child care.
You can't get one that'll pay enough to cover child care.
It's just-- enough to cover child care.
It's just-- it's hard right now.
It's just-- it's hard right now.
It's gonna be hard for a while.
It's hard right now.
It's gonna be hard for a while.
ButI let it get to me.
It's gonna be hard for a while.
ButI let it get to me.
And I'm gonna try to not let it butI let it get to me.
And I'm gonna try to not let it get to me as much because I and I'm gonna try to not let it get to me as much because I love you a lot.
Get to me as much because I love you a lot.
I love you a lot.
Love you a lot.
I love you a lot.
A lot.
I love you a lot.
A lot.
to save their souls a lot.
to save their souls weigh out your lists to save their souls weigh out your lists for all the rest weigh out your lists for all the rest she needs to be changed.
For all the rest she needs to be changed.
[Laughs.]
She needs to be changed.
[Laughs.]
[Laughs.]
[Laughs.]
[Laughs.]
Yep.
[Laughs.]
Yep.
I mean, ugh, seriously.
Yep.
I mean, ugh, seriously.
[Laughs.]
I mean, ugh, seriously.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
What are you gonna do about it? Yeah.
What are you gonna do about it? Yeah, I'll do that.
What are you gonna do about it? Yeah, I'll do that.
Yep.
Yeah, I'll do that.
Yep.
I'll uh, go get those-- I went into the bathroom after him.
He made me stay late.
Him.
He made me stay late.
Why would a person do that? He made me stay late.
Why would a person do that? 'Cause you shamed him.
Why would a person do that? 'Cause you shamed him.
You smelled his business, and 'cause you shamed him.
You smelled his business, and you shamed him.
You smelled his business, and you shamed him.
That is so friggin' immature.
You shamed him.
That is so friggin' immature.
But it's true, though.
That is so friggin' immature.
But it's true, though.
People treat you differently but it's true, though.
People treat you differently once you smell their crap.
People treat you differently once you smell their crap.
Lou, it's jungle rules.
Once you smell their crap.
Lou, it's jungle rules.
Okay, but there's only one Lou, it's jungle rules.
Okay, but there's only one bathroom on the floor.
Okay, but there's only one bathroom on the floor.
I'm screwed.
Bathroom on the floor.
I'm screwed.
No, no, no, no.
I'm screwed.
No, no, no, no.
Here's what you gotta do.
No, no, no, no.
Here's what you gotta do.
[Inaudible dialogue.]
It's not the way I would have done it, but I'm not in the mood to fix it right now, so just done it, but I'm not in the mood to fix it right now, so just send it up to tom, see what he to fix it right now, so just send it up to tom, see what he thinks, and I'll fix it send it up to tom, see what he thinks, and I'll fix it tomorrow.
Thinks, and I'll fix it tomorrow.
Oh, excuse me.
Tomorrow.
Oh, excuse me.
Coming through, sorry.
Oh, excuse me.
Coming through, sorry.
Gotta go.
In a world where every night is ladies' night, make it mandura.
Is ladies' night, make it mandura.
The rest will follow.
Mandura.
The rest will follow.
Ew.
Thank you.
The rest will follow.
Ew.
Thank you.
I don't think we have him.
Ew.
Thank you.
I don't think we have him.
Shh.
I don't think we have him.
Shh.
Wha--I don't think we have shh.
Wha--I don't think we have him.
Wha--I don't think we have him.
And neither do I.
Him.
And neither do I.
What happened to your and neither do I.
What happened to your roommate? What happened to your roommate? Huh? Roommate? Huh? The hottie? Huh? The hottie? Miles? The hottie? Miles? Yeah.
Miles? Yeah.
I thought we called him back.
Yeah.
I thought we called him back.
We did.
I thought we called him back.
We did.
But he, uh, removed himself from we did.
But he, uh, removed himself from consideration.
But he, uh, removed himself from consideration.
Sad face.
Consideration.
Sad face.
Hmm.
Sad face.
Hmm.
Will you call him? Hmm.
Will you call him? I could call him.
Will you call him? I could call him.
Adam, don't embarrass I could call him.
Adam, don't embarrass yourself.
Adam, don't embarrass yourself.
Look, if it's about the money, yourself.
Look, if it's about the money, we can maneuver something.
Look, if it's about the money, we can maneuver something.
Um-- we can maneuver something.
Um-- I mean, it's either that, or um-- I mean, it's either that, or we go back to the drawing board.
Man, oh, man.
[Laughs.]
What? That was pretty gnarly.
What? That was pretty gnarly.
What was gnarly, sir? That was pretty gnarly.
What was gnarly, sir? What you did in there.
What was gnarly, sir? What you did in there.
Man.
[Laughs.]
What you did in there.
Man.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
Man.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
I feel deeply, deeply ashamed.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
I feel deeply, deeply ashamed.
Oh, no, no need.
I feel deeply, deeply ashamed.
Oh, no, no need.
We're all human.
Oh, no, no need.
We're all human.
But, man.
We're all human.
But, man.
That was powerful stuff.
But, man.
That was powerful stuff.
[Laughter.]
That was powerful stuff.
[Laughter.]
Listen.
[Laughter.]
Listen.
I was wondering Listen.
I was wondering You want some free tickets to I was wondering You want some free tickets to the museum of surgery? You want some free tickets to the museum of surgery? Sure.
The museum of surgery? Sure.
I'll go get 'em.
Sure.
I'll go get 'em.
It's a really interesting place.
I'll go get 'em.
It's a really interesting place.
Miles, you genius.
It's a really interesting place.
Miles, you genius.
Where every night is ladies' Miles, you genius.
Where every night is ladies' night, make it madura.
Where every night is ladies' night, make it madura.
The rest will follow.
Night, make it madura.
The rest will follow.
Yep, works for me.
The rest will follow.
Yep, works for me.
I'm in.
Yep, works for me.
I'm in.
You're incredible.
I'm in.
You're incredible.
Thanks, bud.
You're incredible.
Thanks, bud.
You're incredible.
Thanks, bud.
You're incredible.
Thanks.
You're incredible.
Thanks.
Yep.
Thanks.
Yep.
Quite a find.
Yep.
Quite a find.
You, my handsome friend, have quite a find.
You, my handsome friend, have a job.
You, my handsome friend, have a job.
Thank you so much, Deb.
A job.
Thank you so much, Deb.
Let's go get a drink.
Thank you so much, Deb.
Let's go get a drink.
My skin hurts.
Are you sure you're okay with this? Yeah, Miles, of course.
This? Yeah, Miles, of course.
Then why didn't you want me yeah, Miles, of course.
Then why didn't you want me to audition? Then why didn't you want me to audition? Because To audition? Because [Laughs.]
I don't know.
Because [Laughs.]
I don't know.
You--you're a tornado.
[Laughs.]
I don't know.
You--you're a tornado.
And that is what I love about you--you're a tornado.
And that is what I love about you, butIt's kind of scary and that is what I love about you, butIt's kind of scary having a tornado rolling around you, butIt's kind of scary having a tornado rolling around this little midwestern town having a tornado rolling around this little midwestern town where I work.
This little midwestern town where I work.
You think I'm a tornado? Where I work.
You think I'm a tornado? That's how you see me? You think I'm a tornado? That's how you see me? Sometimes.
That's how you see me? Sometimes.
I think I'm more of a cool sometimes.
I think I'm more of a cool breeze.
I think I'm more of a cool breeze.
[Laughs.]
Breeze.
[Laughs.]
Well, you're both.
[Laughs.]
Well, you're both.
I just don't ever want to be in well, you're both.
I just don't ever want to be in a position where I'm caught I just don't ever want to be in a position where I'm caught between you and my job.
A position where I'm caught between you and my job.
I would never put you in that between you and my job.
I would never put you in that position.
I would never put you in that position.
I would never, ever do that to position.
I would never, ever do that to you.
I would never, ever do that to you.
Don't you know that? You.
Don't you know that? I do now.
You did the right thing, soph.
Lying is only, like, a temporary soph.
Lying is only, like, a temporary solution.
Lying is only, like, a temporary solution.
The truth is forever.
Solution.
The truth is forever.
Where did you read that? The truth is forever.
Where did you read that? Goop.
Where did you read that? Goop.
I'll send you the link.
Goop.
I'll send you the link.
Don't adoptive parents have I'll send you the link.
Don't adoptive parents have to be cooler about things like don't adoptive parents have to be cooler about things like this? To be cooler about things like this? There should be a rule where if this? There should be a rule where if you go across the globe and buy there should be a rule where if you go across the globe and buy a baby, and drag it back home you go across the globe and buy a baby, and drag it back home with you, you have to accept it a baby, and drag it back home with you, you have to accept it no matter what it turns out to with you, you have to accept it no matter what it turns out to be.
[Cries.]
No matter what it turns out to be.
[Cries.]
I feel like an orphan.
Be.
[Cries.]
I feel like an orphan.
You're not an orphan.
I feel like an orphan.
You're not an orphan.
You have us.
You're not an orphan.
You have us.
And we have you.
You have us.
And we have you.
Daphne, this place totally and we have you.
Daphne, this place totally rules.
Daphne, this place totally rules.
Thank you.
Rules.
Thank you.
It's a masterpiece of credit.
Thank you.
It's a masterpiece of credit.
Sophia, your niece Rosemary it's a masterpiece of credit.
Sophia, your niece Rosemary told me to tell you that she's Sophia, your niece Rosemary told me to tell you that she's very, very proud of you.
Thank you.
And thank you, Rosemary.
You did the right thing.
And thank you, Rosemary.
You did the right thing.
I know.
You did the right thing.
I know.
But it sucks.
I know.
But it sucks.
Whoo! But it sucks.
Whoo! Pappy's home.
Whoo! Pappy's home.
Dude, this place is amazing.
Pappy's home.
Dude, this place is amazing.
Oh, I know.
Dude, this place is amazing.
Oh, I know.
My hula hoop.
Oh, I know.
My hula hoop.
You got it.
My hula hoop.
You got it.
Yes, I did.
You got it.
Yes, I did.
Thank you.
Whoo.
Yes, I did.
Thank you.
Whoo.
Trivets.
Thank you.
Whoo.
Trivets.
Having countertops so nice, you trivets.
Having countertops so nice, you need to protect them-- having countertops so nice, you need to protect them-- priceless.
Need to protect them-- priceless.
Oh, that's what those are.
Priceless.
Oh, that's what those are.
Yes, dude.
Oh, that's what those are.
Yes, dude.
I told you.
Yes, dude.
I told you.
Trivets.
I told you.
Trivets.
Hey.
Trivets.
Hey.
Let's go out and celebrate, hmm? Hey.
Let's go out and celebrate, hmm? We'll buy the first round.
Let's go out and celebrate, hmm? We'll buy the first round.
What? We'll buy the first round.
What? It's just money.
What? It's just money.
but I'm just it's just money.
but I'm just too damn hungry but I'm just too damn hungry for loving too damn hungry for loving that I don't need we're cleared for takeoff? Zapamunja.
I'm jamel.
Zapamunja.
I'm jamel.
Raviva.
I'm jamel.
Raviva.
You're in a good mood today.
Raviva.
You're in a good mood today.
Up for a lunchtime karaoke? You're in a good mood today.
Up for a lunchtime karaoke? Miles, meet me at the up for a lunchtime karaoke? Miles, meet me at the restaurant now.
Miles, meet me at the restaurant now.
He just made a pass at me.
Restaurant now.
He just made a pass at me.
Look at me, sitting here with he just made a pass at me.
Look at me, sitting here with the two best-looking people in look at me, sitting here with the two best-looking people in Chicago.
The two best-looking people in Chicago.
Your skin tone.
Chicago.
Your skin tone.
Can I touch it? Your skin tone.
Can I touch it? Okay, yeah, this is really can I touch it? Okay, yeah, this is really happening.