Veneno (2020) s01e04 Episode Script

La maldición de las Onassis

Tell me about Madrid.
Oh, Madrid.
Madrid, the cursed city.
Madrid was everything I had dreamt of.
But above all,
Madrid showed me who I was.
But why did you leave marbella?
You found your place there, right?
Yes, my love, but I was young.
I was on fire
And I wanted more,
to be out there, discover.
Marbella ain't enough
for someone like me.
Alfonso's idea was to spend the weekend
and have me come along.
- Madrid and I
- Hello.
Was love at first sight.
Here we are.
Here you go.
Thank you. Whoo!
As usual, Alfonso and I hit the streets,
and that's how Javier and I met.
Back then, I was horny as hell.
I had to try it all.
Javier fell madly in love
with me that first night.
When Alfonso left, Javier
asked me to stay with him.
But I was a slut
and couldn't stay with just one.
Get out of here, you fucking cheater!
You're a whore!
Get out! Get out. Go.
Luckily, before we split.
Javier got me a job
in a hospital's kitchen.
Morning, josefa.
Today I got you some chicken
and mashed potatoes.
Let me
But the pay was bad.
- Hello.
- Tania?
Come in.
I had to work like crazy
to make ends meet.
I was just working
and working all the time
That I almost forgot
Why I moved to Madrid.
Until one day, she walked in.
No matter how lost you feel
Life always reminds you who you are.
My god, what's the emergency?
A TV channel called!
Wh-what?
- Yes, a TV channel!
- A frickin' TV show!
What did they say?
They know you're writing the book.
I-I just have to go to Madrid.
- I-I'm having a polygraph test.
- Cristina, that's incredible!
They know we're writing
your story. Amazing, Cristina.
I'm such a fatty.
I can't go like this.
Of course you are. And she
refuses to eat any vegetables.
You cannot miss out
on this amazing opportunity.
- Would you come along?
- Seriously?
I can't go with her.
I don't have a dog-sitter,
and my back pain's
killing me. Impossible.
Do you like Madrid?
I've never been there.
You're so naive and provincial.
You're about to go
to the Madrid of la veneno.
You're gonna freak out!
All right, just picture this.
La veneno comes back to the TV.
Honey, listen to me.
You need to keep an eye on her, baby.
Yes, of course.
She's out of her mind right now.
- Not to worry, paca.
- Thank you, my dear.
I cannot believe this is happening.
Easy now, girl.
You'll be fine, Cristina.
You re a shining star,
and people want you back.
You've been missed, Cristina.
Let me tell you something.
Don't you try to outsmart the machine.
It will bust you.
- When have I ever lied, paca?
- You're shameless.
You're the one who has no shame here.
- Give me an example! Just one.
- I have plenty of examples!
How 'bout the $100 million mansion?
Shut up. Stop fucking around.
- I'm not.
- You have no idea.
Hey.
You can't be here.
- Really?
- Yeah.
The most beautiful places
always have restricted access.
You're right. It's nice.
Madrid
The cursed city.
Why are you doing here?
Committing suicide.
It was a bad joke.
Want a cigarette?
Well, yeah.
What's your name, dear?
My name is José Antonio,
but they call me joselito.
Cristina.
Cristina onassis.
Cristina? That's pretty.
I named myself.
What do you mean, named yourself?
Honey, anything is possible in this life.
Who's onassis?
You don't know who Cristina onassis was?
No.
Cristina onassis was
a rich heiress, a millionaire,
daughter to Aristotle onassis,
a Greek man, totally loaded.
She was the entire package,
elegant, famous, and divine.
But a few days
after she received her fortune,
she was found dead
by a friend in the bathtub.
You bear the name of a dead woman?
I share my name with a star, hon.
Life turned the name into a tragedy.
What a sad story.
It reminds me
I'm still alive, José Antonio
And every day could be the last.
Bye, hon.
Hey, Cristina.
I want to be like you.
Have you got a pen?
Go to the pharmacy on Luna street.
Tell them I sent you.
You'll buy, uh
Topasel and progynon,
100 milligrams.
And if you need me,
you can always find me in west park.
That's where all the girls are.
And what do you do?
Hustle.
There's no other choice.
Check this out.
You're gonna love it.
Come in. Come in.
Just give me a moment.
My house!
Huh?
Isn't it a palace?
Not like paca's, right?
It's incredible, Cristina.
Not the kitchen, though.
It's a mess.
That was the wall that caught fire,
and the insurance paid to fix it up.
Oh! There's that cast.
I made a lot of money with that thing.
Every client I had,
boom, right up their asses.
That was fun.
Valeria, check this out.
Look at this. Scandalous.
Can we use these pictures for the book?
Of course. You can have
any of them you want.
I got plenty.
Look. My parents
when they were young.
Who do I look like, huh?
- Like your mother.
- No way.
Not my mother.
Sh-she's butt-ugly.
I meant my dad.
We've got the same eyes.
Look at this, Valeria.
I'll get married
And kill myself.
And look at this.
Look. Look.
I've got more dresses than Norma duval.
Please try this on.
What?
For real?
No lie!
How do I look?
Just like me back in the nineties.
Wearing that dress, one night,
I worked so much, my legs were burning.
I made tons of money with it.
That dress now belongs to you.
Cristina, you don't have to.
Yes, I have to,
because you and me
are like mother and daughter.
And I had a mother.
She was Cristina onassis.
She gave me this dress.
Now I'm your mother,
and I want you to have it.
Maybe in the future,
you'll have a daughter
and give it to her,
the dress or my book,
so she knows my story.
Well, thank you, Cristina.
You look so scandalous.
Isn't it too short?
Not at all, hon.
Sluts on-screen score points.
You might even win a contract
for a big position or something.
As a future reporter,
you should know all this.
- But, uh
- Plus
I'm gonna give you
a little shot of topasel.
- What?
- A hormone from back then.
- Uh, no.
- Hold still.
- No!
- Come here!
Morning, Simon.
How are you today?
I brought you something really yummy.
You're gonna love it.
What did you do?
Nothing. Just my haircut.
Hey!
Why did you throw the tray?
I told you. He threw the tray.
That old guy can't even move.
He hates me.
He doesn't want to see me.
I try to serve him food,
and he throws it away.
He looks at me with spite.
He hates my guts. I've told you!
Listen, it's not the first complaint
we've had about your behavior.
What behavior?
Your attitude, José Antonio.
The way you dress
Your behavior
Are not proper here.
Not even in uniform do you look
Normal?
Your life is none of my business, but
This is not your place.
Facundo, I need this job.
I'm sorry, joselito.
I know that you will find a place
that that lines up with your
And this has nothing to do with that.
I'm okay with your decision.
I have a cousin that lives in Barcelona
that's just like you, but
Well, it's funny.
'Cause he also had to change
some aspects of his life
Hello.
Maricarmen, put mama on the phone.
Aw, joselito, it's just that
It's not the best time.
Can you tell me what's wrong?
I don't want to talk to you, maricarmen.
I want mama.
Sorry, joselito.
Mama's very busy right now.
She's frying potatoes.
She can't talk to you.
Stop it, maricarmen.
You think I'm stupid?
Joselito.
Just put mama on the phone.
Okay. Just a second.
Mama, it's joselito.
He says he wants to talk to you.
He's on the phone, waiting for you.
See, joselito?
Mama can't talk with you right now.
I'm sorry.
Call again some other time.
Joselito?
Joselito, are you okay?
How about if I come visit you?
I can come to Madrid to see you.
Are you okay?
Joselito!
Hello.
Welcome back to the show.
- Hi.
- And here's your host.
Ladies and gentlemen,
how are you tonight?
I suppose several of you
are already on holiday,
so let's take a different approach
Tania, can you do me a favor?
Where are you going so dressed up?
- Why do you care?
- Not gonna tell me, huh?
Do my makeup, and don't ask.
My god, those lips! Uhh.
That's what I've got, girl.
Come on. That's too high.
Lower the price.
I don't think so, honey.
If you want this, you gotta pay for it.
Hey, who are you?
Next time I see a fag
accepting less than one k,
I'll grab her by the hair,
and I'll beat the shit out of her.
Get her against the car,
and break her teeth.
Who the fuck is that?
No idea.
Hi. Cristina.
Oh, you know her?
Ooh! Manola's gonna freak out.
Just a second.
What the hell, girl?
You said I could visit you here
if I ever needed you.
True, you can visit, but not like this.
There are rules here.
But, Cristina, they fired me.
They left me with no money.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Do as I say.
- I'm talking to you.
- Don't worry.
What's her name?
Go on. Tell them your name.
Tell us.
My name is Tania.
- Tania, she says.
- Ooh.
- Tania.
- Tania?
You sure your name's Tania?
You look more like Antonio.
Tania
Will be coming to sell sandwiches
from tomorrow onwards.
This faggot came here
to sell us sandwiches?
Aren't you ladies always
saying that you're starving?
Until Fran comes back,
she'll be feeding us, okay?
Sounds great, love, 'cause we're
all about to faint out here.
Since Fran has gone,
we don't eat properly.
I want mine stuffed with sausage.
But, please, not yours, though.
- Sandwiches?
- Yes.
You need money, don't you?
- Yes.
- Go to the supermarket.
You buy, uh, some snacks,
soft drinks, and beers
and sell them to the chicks.
They're always starving
and eat pretty much like men.
But it's not fair, Cristina.
I just want to be like you.
I'm taking the hormones you told me to.
Oh, hon, I'm no boss here.
That one, manola,
she calls the shots.
And the next time
Try harder to pass.
I said no!
I look terrible!
Don't do my makeup!
I just want you to look beautiful.
Put that thing away.
My makeup artist is mariló.
She does my makeup, only her.
- How dare you?
- I said no. Please leave.
- Don't touch me!
- Let me finish!
But, Cristina, Cristina,
Cristina, what happened?
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna
- Cristina, what are you saying?
- I can't, Valeria.
- My god, calm down. Wait.
- I'm too nervous.
- I'm too fat and swollen.
- No, you're not!
Listen to me.
You look incredible, for real.
Trust me, you look spectacular.
You really mean it?
Do I look pretty?
Still has
a very polemic life.
Beautiful.
Today we've got a big surprise
for our audience.
We twisted her arm
to convince her to come back,
and we managed to.
Tonight
The biggest star in Spain,
an icon,
the woman who's beauty
has put a spell on Spain.
Perfect.
Look what a goddess.
Give it up for Cristina la veneno!
Veneno.
Veneno.
Don't just stand there.
We're waiting on you.
There's the polygraph.
Give it up for la veneno!
- And she looks beautiful tonight.
- Looks to me
you took everything
in your wardrobe, my dear.
And she's ready.
Cristina la veneno.
A toy destroyed
by our Spanish television.
Pot, kettle.
I'm dynamite. How dare you?
Well, veneno, with any luck,
I won't end up being
a broken toy like you.
No, no, let's hope
you don't end up like that.
Okay, then, let's get started
with our polygraph.
Okay. Just focus, Cristina.
I am focused, unlike you.
- Oh, boy.
- Excuse me?
Here we go.
Let's get started.
Question number one.
Did you leave your hometown
because they were disrespectful
and abused you there?
- Yes.
- Good.
Is it true you have always
felt that you were a woman?
Yes.
Did you start trading your body for money
because you are transgender
and no one would hire you?
Cristina, Cristina,
please, we need you
to answer the question.
Exactly. That's correct.
Hey, Fanny.
How's your night going?
Good until you came in
with your ugly face.
- But, anyway
- Have a sandwich on me, honey.
Perhaps after taking a big shit,
you feel less constipated.
And you, hon, want one?
They're not expensive.
Oh, kiddo, we don't eat.
We're supermodels.
I've seen you before
eating dick like a monster.
Mortadella? Again?
Really? Are you stupid or what?
I already told you I don't eat this.
'Cause mortadella
Is very cheap and makes me sick,
- just like you.
- Tania.
Tania. Tania.
I'm gonna kick your ass, motherfucker.
Oh, my god.
You look so beautiful tonight.
Oh, right, you look so fine, honey.
You look like Cindy Crawford tonight.
- So beautiful.
- You like it?
You're the bomb.
Look at that dress.
She is like a version
of Paloma San basilio
- before doing her nose.
- Yeah.
As she'd say, coffee for two.
Won't you buy a sandwich?
At this pace, I'm never gonna get tits.
It's bad timing.
I can't work after eating.
It's very cheap.
Buy one, and bin it, then.
- Come on.
- I can't work if I'm full.
- Hold it. I've gotta pee.
- Careful with the wolf.
- He might want to eat your muff.
- I'm hungry, but I shouldn't.
And you might want
to empty my basket, fatty!
I'll have a couple of snacks
and two or three beers.
- I'm starving.
- Help yourself!
What's in them, anyway?
Hey, handsome.
What can I do for you tonight?
Show me, baby.
Stop right there, motherfucker!
Stop the car!
You piece of shit!
I hope you fucking die!
Stop the car! Stop right there!
Son of a bitch!
Give me my money!
Stop the car, you jerk!
Hey! Let's see if you've
got balls to come out!
- Get out, you piece of shit!
- Come out now!
- Motherfucker.
- Let me go.
You bastard, give her the money!
I'll kill you!
Give her the money!
My money, motherfucker!
What are you doing?
Let him go, you idiot!
You're gonna kill him!
What are you doing
strangling the clients, girl?
They'll shut our business down.
I'm sorry, manola.
I don't know what got into me.
Some of them might be criminals,
but it doesn't mean
we have to be like them.
Are you on hormones?
Yeah, for a couple of months.
And how's the snack business?
It's pretty bad, manola,
not enough for what I want.
What do you want?
To be like the rest of the hotties.
To get totally stacked like you are.
From now on,
you can grab the newbies corner.
But listen. The roundabout
is only for the prettiest.
You hear me? You don't go there.
You for real, manola?
Yes.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's not that easy.
There are rules to comply with, okay?
First rule, don't quit the hormones.
Men in drag don't belong here.
Second, you stick to
the established rates, period.
We are all family here.
And third, we never steal.
Don't worry. I don't steal.
I really hope so.
And don't do drugs.
That's just free advice,
- not a rule, though.
- Fine.
How big is your package?
Just a small pea, more or less.
Well, you gotta work a little bit more.
You know what men are after.
Whatever it takes, manola.
Then welcome to the park of the west.
Sorry, honey.
That's what I charge.
- Take it, or leave it.
- Aw, come on.
But I promise I'm worth it.
To the question
Did you start trading your body for money
because you are transgender
and no one would hire you..
No, no.
I want the blondie!
- Blondie?
- Oh, her?
Listen, that one's yours.
He wants the new girl.
la veneno's answer was yes.
And the lie detector says that
It's a lie!
- Gotcha!
- Your story's based on a lie.
- Exactly.
- Wait. Wh-what did you say?
I didn't get it.
Cristina, you've been lying.
You lied, honey.
You're nothing but a liar.
And that's
because you liked it, Cristina.
- Of course.
- I'm not lying.
Way back then, you
You couldn't find a job
if you were transgender.
Let's move on to the next question.
And this one is a really
shameful one for you, veneno.
Is it true that you're broke?
Veneno's answer was a no.
And the lie detector says that
Cristina
It says you're lying.
Oh, man, you're so funny.
If I was lying and I'm broke,
then tell me, who bought this dress?
It sure wasn't my mother.
Your mother should come
to take this test,
- too, Cristina, right?
- Okay, all good.
I'm sure she would be more honest.
Veneno, veneno, please focus.
There's more to come.
To the question, i-is it true
that you actually tore a nipple
From one of your coworker's breasts
to earn her respect?
- Now it's gonna say no.
- Why would it say yes?
You're some kind of Spielberg,
and you think
you can just make up a story?
Veneno, your answer was yes.
The polygraph determines
One more lie.
You 'bout you stick
that lie detector up your ass?
- You have quite an imagination.
- The horror.
- This is a movie plot here.
- We have Tarantino here.
- I cannot believe my ears!
- My god.
Nothing was ever true, then!
You're lying through your teeth.
These kinds of topics are very difficult.
Why did you come here to lie?
All right.
And now please don't go anywhere,
because we'll return
after this commercial break.
Cristina.
Cristina, are you okay?
Please, Cristina. Cristina!
Open the door, okay?
Cristina, are you all right?
Let me see that.
God.
Okay, got it.
How could you do that to her?
I'm sorry. What?
How could you do that to Cristina?
To Cristina? Cristina has
a distinct ability to lie.
She's done it her whole life.
That's nothing new.
No need for a polygraph to know that.
Well, you must already know
we're writing a book.
Everything she said is true.
And who is the writer?
I'm assuming that it's you.
Yes.
We're writing it together.
Okay, listen, darling, this is a TV show.
Cristina is very funny
when she gets angry,
and that's all.
It's nothing personal, darling.
You don't know her at all.
Good luck with your book, sweetie.
We're back from commercial
in 5, 4
Here we are again, ladies and gentlemen.
On tonight's show
Hey! Ugly face, what's up?
The kid here just gave me five grand.
You hear me?
How much did you make tonight, asshole?
Don't you dare look at me!
I don't want to see your butt-ugly face.
- It's always a bad omen.
- Fanny, leave her alone.
Fuck off.
I'm not gonna leave her alone.
- Fuck off!
- Stop that now.
Shut up. Come on.
Asshole!
Doe rabbit?
Doe rabbit.
Girl!
- Paca?
- Good god!
What's up?
Paca, oh, my god.
What are you doing here?
Well, since I come here
just once in a blue moon,
they've given me this sad spot,
the spot where Saint Joseph
wouldn't even leave his his handsaw.
Yeah, I know.
It's my spot, too.
Look at you.
You finally jumped in, right?
Well, yeah, but I'm a little bitter.
What's with all the negativity?
What's the matter?
Paca, because the clients
that come to this area are the worst.
They all are ugly,
alcoholic, and fat as fuck,
and plus they pay peanuts.
I'll never get my new tits.
Check out these bee stings.
Have you ever seen Fanny's?
These bee stings don't stand a chance!
I want boobies, paca, just like yours.
Okay, I get it. Come on.
Don't worry, girl.
We all have to go through this
before we get to where she is, okay?
Do you really think that,
one day, she woke up like that?
No, she didn't.
But the one thing you can't do
is act like tutankhamen's mummy
and let all these girls crush you.
Are you andalusian or not?
Let it all out, honey. Come on!
You've got those bee stings.
Well, you sell that, too.
Hey, I'm marta Sánchez.
Let me breast-feed you.
I am this. I am that.
Touch the client's Willy
just for fun. Market yourself.
I can't believe you're letting her win.
What, she better than you?
Hell, no.
She's nothing more than
a lucky blonde chick, period.
Oh, forgive me.
I'm a very sinful nun.
Someone wash my sins away, I beg of you.
Stuff me like a Turkey, honey.
- The Nazis are here!
- Run!
- The Nazis!
- Run away!
Come on!
Get over here, you faggot!
- Get out of here!
- Come here!
Paca!
I'll cut your balls, fag!
Ah, yeah.
Make me like you.
Dress me like a Princess.
I will be your slave.
I want to be your slave.
Come on. Tell me.
I'll do anything. Humiliate me.
I'm hotter than you, you slut.
Hey, beautiful!
- Where you going?
- Hello.
Madonna Santa!
Quanto sei Bella!
Mamma Mia! Bellissima.
Speak to me in English.
I'm Angelo from italia.
I'm Tania from the street.
- The street?
- Mm-hmm.
I've just fallen in love.
You in love, hon?
With love or without it, it's 20k, babe.
No, I want a date with you.
Oh, you want a date?
I want a pony, love,
but no money, no honey.
Please, someone help me!
Please, somebody help me!
Cristina!
Cristina, please wake up.
Cristina!
Come on!
Please help me!
Stop a car.
- Cristina!
- Cristina.
- What's wrong?
- Cristina.
- Do something!
- Let's go. Get her up.
What happened? What's going on?
- Oh, wake up, Cristina!
- Dear lord.
- It's open. Get her in.
- Please, sir.
Thank you so much.
- To the hospital.
- To the hospital.
To the emergency room!
- Emergency room?
- Cristina, come on!
- Please.
- Go with her, manola!
What was that?
Oh, my god.
I can't believe it.
What happened? What's going on?
You have one new voice mail.
Valeria.
I've seen the show.
Are you okay?
Call me whenever you can.
We have to reconsider
a new approach for the book.
Valeria.
Thanks for that.
No worries.
Do you feel okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
That polygraph thing,
lie lie detector, my ass.
You know my story.
I've told you all of it.
I told you everything, about the prince.
Well, Cristina, about that prince
"About that prince" what?
The prince was real.
He was dropped off at my place
by a limousine.
He was dressed up as a builder,
and I fucking fucked him.
He was one of my fans.
A story that only you
and Lydia lozano know!
Who's to believe,
that that polyfuck or la veneno?
Well, you, Cristina, of course.
I mean, it's just the way you talk
about your life sometimes
And what?
When you ripped off
that prostitute's nipple, for example.
I tore off her nipple with one chomp.
Back then, things were
really different, okay?
You understand?
And that night,
the storm was raging so bad
that the whores
were floating in the park.
Do you want to write my book?
Do you want to hear my story?
Drive to chueca, and hurry up!
Take us to la mito.
You're about to see la veneno's Madrid,
the Madrid when I was young.
Good morning, champion!
I made you a stew.
It's got beans, chickpeas,
chicken, chicken bones, everything.
You're gonna love it!
It'll bring you back to life.
The food here isn't nutritious enough.
Look at you.
You're white as a ghost.
You shouldn't have.
I'm not hungry.
You'll eat it because I said so
and because I made it
- with all my heart and twat.
- Tania.
Everything's upside down at west park.
Manola's going crazy.
The Nazis still keep randomly coming by.
And we've got two new girls.
They're making a total mess.
- Tania.
- And I so I said
once you meet my Cristina,
you will see
- Tania.
- Who's the boss.
I'm not coming back.
What are you talking about?
Are you planning
on moving in to the hospital?
You'll have to leave at some point.
I won't go back.
'Cause I have to go away.
No.
You're not going anywhere.
I'll be fine.
It's just for a while.
Where to?
Greece.
I'm going home.
Where else would I go?
Will you write to me?
If I have time, yes.
What will I do without you, Cristina?
I've got two presents for you.
The first one is
To have my spot in west park.
You'll make money there
so you can afford a good surgeon.
And the second
And the most important
It's my name.
That Tania name,
it's not you.
Your name has to be
Cristina.
But how am I gonna use Cristina?
That's your name.
What's an onassis without a heiress?
You never told me
how Cristina onassis died.
She bore a curse, sweetheart,
the same we all have to bear
as an onassis.
What's up, ugly face?
What the hell you doing there?
That's onassis' spot.
Fuck off, or I will beat your ass
and leave you fucking crippled.
Are you deaf or what, idiot?!
Listen, you fucker.
You're scratching the balls
of a tiger. You get that?
You're uglier than a pile of shit,
and you're as stiff as a cheap dildo.
Someday the tables might turn,
and I'll be the one
who is beating your ugly ass.
As of right now,
you're all gonna call me Cristina,
and this spot is where I'm standing.
Are you listening, bitches?
Hey, hey, come on.
Easy, everyone.
- Bitch, please.
- Shh!
Ladies, have some respect
for our friend Cristina
and her new official spot.
Listen to me, you piece of shit.
For you to level up
to the height of my ass,
it would have to be
the day hell freezes over
and pigs start to fucking fly.
Get out of my sight,
or I will slice those
little queer tits of yours off
and stick them up your ass.
You heard me?
Fuck off!
What did I say?!
Go. Don't get yourself
into more trouble, girl.
Pour me another.
Cristina, that's enough.
Quiet.
- One more?
- That's right.
- That's the spirit, right?
- Fun-time girl.
- You got me.
- Another drink for the lady.
Little cough syrup for you.
- Here you go, kiddo.
- Great.
Next.
Hey, you got it, love.
- That's eight bucks, you know.
- No way.
I've never paid a cent for a drink here.
Things don't work that way anymore.
Want me to blow you?
I'm kidding.
Open a tab. Keep it open.
Come on. Fuck that guy.
Having fun tonight, guys?
You're a hottie, aren't you?
Hey, get your hands off him, lady.
I'm la veneno!
- I don't care who you are.
- Cristina,
- let's get out of here.
- Stop it.
That motherfucker still isn't here.
Who?
It was the perfect storm.
When I had money,
it rained sugar every night.
Cristina, I don't understand.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Then leave!
Cristina Ortiz?
Yes, sir.
The surgeon's waiting for you.
Don't worry. It'll be fine.
- Let's go.
- And, you,
take good care of her.
Make her the new Raquel Welch.
Sure. There we go.
- You the surgeon?
- Ah, no.
I'm a nurse.
Dr. Sala is the surgeon.
I want to have big, huge boobs
like two Soviet missiles,
boom, boom.
Several thunderstorms are raging
through regions
all across the entire country,
the worst of which
are located in central Spain,
where rain is pouring down
Creating incredible flooding
everywhere throughout Madrid.
Are you paca?
Yes. Come in.
Honey.
Honey.
How are you feeling?
I'm fine, paca.
Your sister came to visit you.
You want me to let her come in?
Come in, maricarmen.
Joselito.
Maricarmen, what are you doing here?
I've come to visit you.
What do you think?
Well
Very handsome.
Oh, my, but you look just like mama.
That's my biggest fear, maricarmen.
What is?
To be like mama.
Stay down!
And now what?
What do you say now,
motherfucker?! Huh?
What do you think?
A boob job doesn't change shit!
You're still an ugly bitch!
Cristina.
- You! Who the fuck is she?
- Cristina!
- Who is this bitch, huh?
- Cristina, stop!
Knock her out! Kill her!
Who's on top now?
- Who?! Say it!
- Say it, bitch!
We come from a dark place, joselito,
but we cannot run away from who we are.
It's our heritage.
And we have no other choice
but to use our agony,
either to hurt others
Fucker!
What are you doing with that slut?
- You're totally insane!
- Out!
- You have to go!
- I'll cut you!
Hey, stop it! I'm begging you!
- Angelo, you get out, too!
- Come back here!
or use it
to defend what's ours.
- The Nazis are coming!
- Nazis are here!
I'm gonna kill you, you fucker!
Motherfuckers, come on!
Oh, this girl is just like venom!
Bring the guns!
No one's gonna hurt us anymore!
Wait for me, you asshole!
Get out of here, motherfuckers!
- Fuck off!
- Fuck off!
Fuck off!
From this day forward,
all of you are
are gonna call me Cristina!
Cristina.
Cristina, where are we?
Isn't it obvious?
This is west park.
That motherfucker's always here.
Let's go home.
Hey, you! You filthy bitch!
Cristina, come on!
What are you doing with Angelo?
- Veneno, you shouldn't be here!
- It's my house!
No, this is
no longer your home. Leave!
- Quiet! I'll cut you!
- Cristina, no!
Shut up!
You are done, Cristina.
You are ruined.
This poor little girl
will get destroyed by you.
Because everything you touch
is destroyed.
Don't get near her.
She's a liar and crazy.
Get away before it is too late.
Cristina, let's go home.
- I'm begging you.
- Leave me alone!
- Just go!
- Come with me, Cristina
- Go away!
- Please.
Listen to them, and get out of here!
- Leave!
- But, Cristina.
Leave, and don't come back!
I don't care!
Get out!
Are you for real?
- Let go of me.
- Cristina!
Now go!
I pity you, Cristina.
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