What About Brian (2006) s01e04 Episode Script
The Importance of Being Brian
My chances of getting pregnant are about 5 percent.
The first thing I would recommend is ovulation stimulation.
Are there any side effects? Oh, gobs! Hot flashes, mood swings.
If this is the way it has to be, I don't want to have a baby at all.
Deena! Hey, Richard! Bunch of us are meeting down the beach playground around 3.
- You wanna come? - Yeah! We got married so young, you know.
We missed out on the excitement a lot of the people had.
What if we had sex with other people? - Hi.
- Hi.
- Suzanne.
- Dave.
- I'm a big fan.
- Thanks.
We have to get passed this.
There is no one on this earth I would have rather run into tonight.
Are you gonna let me call you? No.
I'm gonna call you.
- You need to get that? - No.
Absolutely not.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
J.
C.
buddy.
Saturday morning.
Try to tell where are you.
Call me.
J.
C.
? John Cougar.
Adam's been calling me that since we grade school.
What? You grew up in a pink house? I had bad hair.
Bangs, mullet.
I had fun last night.
Yeah, I did too.
But this morning Whoa! Better.
Oh, I liked this morning - Especially when you - Yeah? That was good.
I liked that.
Oh, good.
I figured out I owed from last night when you you know We're good at this.
- We dodged the world killer.
- The what? The world killer.
An extinctial level event like that meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs.
It doesn't matter how much you like someone.
Eurgh, if the sex is bad, it's over.
Kaput.
Finished.
I'm gonna kill your world.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Brian, sweetheart, love of my life, call me a.
s.
a.
p.
My sister.
Oh god, what are you? A heart surgeon? Bond.
James Bond.
- Wait, wait here.
- Ok.
Ok Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Barney, Barney, Barney! It's Showtime, Bri.
No one does an eight foot purple dinosaur like my body Brian.
Listen man.
Ok, you know what, dude, don't bare it.
I need you to pick up the costume and you get it to the house by 4.
And I also need you to wear underwear.
Daddy? Yeah, just a minute.
Not that you don't usually wear underwear or like I would know if you do, or you don't.
It it doesn't matter.
Just wear underwear.
Yes, sugar pie? I want Mary to sit next to me.
Mary can sit wherever you want her to sit, because you know what? It's your birthday! Give me some sugar up pie.
Yes! Hey, Mammy, give some that sugar up pie! Yeah! What's Mary's dad's name? Why? Cause when he shows up I don't want to say "what's his face?" Uh, Richard, I think.
Richard, right, right, right.
- Is he G.
A.
Y? - No! I mean, I don't know.
I barely know that guy.
What's the H.
E.
double hockey sticks does it matter anyway? It doesn't matter.
You see him the day at the playground.
It kinda looks a little bit funny.
It's cool.
I'll ask him when he gets here.
- You know what? - Hmm? I have to go to the grocery store.
Now? Oh, my god, we only have chocolate and vanilla icing.
We need strawberry.
Who likes strawberry icing? It always the weird kids with the big foreheads? Dave, we are making clown cupcakes.
Clowns have red noses.
- Yeah, they do, daddy.
- Not in silent films, honey.
Oh, god.
Shut up.
Think about it baby.
All right.
The streamers need to be hang up and Larissa needs a bath.
All I need is a god's help.
What was that? It's my Aim, computer's on.
All right, cupcakes must come out 25 minutes.
Do you understand me? 25 minutes.
Dave! Bye pretties girls! Bye! - Bye bye Mammy! - Bye Mammy! Bye Mammy! Bye! - 25 minutes, Dave.
- Ok.
- Guys.
What's this? - Fairy dust! Fairy dust! Fairy dust! Okay, do that for a while.
Suzanne.
Oh, come on Dave.
gotta be smart, gotta be funny.
Gotta be smart and funny.
Watching cartoons.
Daddy, we ran out of the fairy dust! Daddy, daddy! Ok, ok! Yep, yep, yep! More fairy dust.
Comin' more fairy dust.
Come on! Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Hey, Bri, call me, okay? Huge mistake.
I took yours.
3 miles of chick music.
You just don't understand that Mmm You smell.
Did Brian call? No, I was just going to call him actually.
Have you heard from him? He normally calls on Saturdays.
No, I haven't heard from the guy all week.
It's kind of weird.
Not that he'd wanna tag along today anyway? Remember? We're doing wedding stuff.
Really? I thought we're going to the King Tut exhibit.
Really? Cause you wouldn't want to miss that! I love mummies.
What's King Tut's full name? Ed? Tut? Come on, Marj! It's Saturday.
Why do we gotta ruin a perfectly good day with all this wedding stuff? Adam my love, my knightin' shining armor, man who's conquered such vast land is proposing marriage.
Yeah, that was huge for me.
I get points.
Of course, you get a hundred points.
That's why I'm Wow! That's why I'm confident that you could make one little step forward, just a tiny one.
I will meet the wedding planners.
I will look at venues but we need to register.
No, no, no.
I hate shopping.
I hate shopping.
I hate shopping for food.
I would rather starve.
Someone at work registered for his and her golf clubs.
Can you do that? Anything.
Even matching scuba gear? You get in the shower, come with me, anything.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Brian, hey! It's me.
Um, I think that you're upset with me possibly about what I said the other night and maybe that's why I haven't heard from you and why Adam hasn't heard from you.
Just, just a hunch.
So, maybe, if you could call me, make it clear there.
Bye.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
It's not ajar.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Hey! I just called you.
That bye didn't sound right.
I hope you didn't think it was a bitchy bye because it wasn't at all.
So I hope you have a nice relaxing Saturday.
Bye.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
It's noooooooot! Didn't you hear me calling you? What? Where is it? What? What? The number for the guy! What happened? Which guy? - Brian's guy.
In Silverlake.
- I don't know.
The car guy, Angelo.
I don't know what's wrong with the car.
It's talking to me.
It won't shut up.
It's ok, it's ok.
Brian is coming over, he'll fix the car.
Brian's coming here? Today is the European Cup.
Brian, God bless, is the only one who can understand Italian football.
- Whoa! - Yeah.
- Food? - Yes.
- Oh.
You know, you don't have to.
- Have to what? Oh, just cause I stayed over doesn't mean you have to be A gentleman? - Obligated.
- I'm not.
Either.
Don't you wanna go to brunch? Yes.
You know, it just seems like you have a lot to do, and your phone has been ringing up the hook.
Forget that.
This is my Saturday, I wanna hang with you.
- I wanna hang with you too.
- Perfect.
Let's go.
Okay.
My friends get the hell out of me.
Daddy! Wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow! Shhhh.
Stay right here, honey.
Nope, stop, stop, stop.
Too close from the house.
You guys, almost broke a window.
What, what, what, what is that? It's a giraffe.
I don't want a giraffe, ok? I ordered Little Mermaid.
Hey, use your imagination.
Tell her, it's a seahorse.
Okay.
You know what you're gonna do for me? You're gonna move it away from the house.
Don't let it hit me again.
Okay? Take the bouncy and just put it over there.
We got that? We can do that? Gabe? Uh, Gabi.
Come on.
Ok, honey let me smell your hair.
Oh, you smell great.
just tell mommy you took a bath, okay? Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Brian, it's me.
Deena is missing an action body and, and, and, I I'm just completely swamped, I need you to call me and confirm that you can pick up the costume.
All right, Bri? Pick up Brian.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up! You ready? Wow! Brian, if you don't pick up the phone right now, I am, I'm, I'm gonna sing.
Yeah, I don't know about this.
Hear she comes again when she is dead beneath the starry skies.
Is it considered the walk of shame if you're not walking? That would be a yes.
Let me give you a T-shirt.
Thank you.
[Singing.]
Pick up! Brian? Call me! Daddy? Daddy! Daddy, what should I wear? Where's your mommy? Hey! To what do I owe the pleasure? Sorry, I called, all uh, frantic but, uh, could your ex bring Mary to the party today? Oh no, she's in Santa Barbara away.
Oh, come on.
I mean, We're adults here.
I think it's gonna be fine.
No, it won't be fine, Richard.
I'm panicking.
What what do you want me to do? I mean, Mary's been talking about this party all the week.
Then maybe you could just drop her off? And and I'll watch her.
I mean I barely have enough time to see her as it is.
Maybe we just won't come.
I'm sorry, Richard.
I really am.
Where is Brian? I I don't know.
He didn't show up.
Honey, the housekeeper came yesterday.
We need a new housekeeper.
You never vacuum in your life.
What is it, with your moods? What moods? I've never seen you like this.
You're taking out to much at work.
I'm not taking out too much.
- It's just honey, - What? Honey I I wanted to tell Is it that time of the month? Yes.
Yes.
Yes, that's it.
It's that time of the month.
I I understand but you know these games are very important to me.
It is a piece of my home, that I came bringing to our home and, hum, - can you please clean up later? - Okay.
Okay? Yes, thank you.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Can you Can you just It's just It's just.
.
This place is disgusting! It's filthy.
Look at it! You know what? I'll watch the match somewhere else.
So where is this from? My dad's third wife was ski instructor in Tohou.
Your dad was married three times? Yeah.
Sort of you know.
- Four times.
- Wow! It must have been rough.
Hum, how old were you when your parents split up? Young grade school.
Anyway.
Let's try something with better karma.
Okay.
We build from the plate up.
So there's the banded, the classic.
I prefer the Lenex over the Royal Crown Derby.
Then we have contemporary.
A love, love de Jean Louis Coquet.
Or there is the Havelin as in Olivia de.
And finally there is white and ivory.
Did you notice the difference? - What do you think? - I don't care.
Ok, um - The Lenex.
- Not the Lenex.
Okay.
That one.
The Derby.
Decent.
Now with the 12 piece set comes the choice: soup terrine or sushi tray.
- Sushi.
- Soup.
I thought that you didn't care.
You don't even make soup.
I might learn to make soup.
You might learn to make sushi.
Okay.
You know what, knock yourself out.
I'm going to the ladies room.
Look.
I don't care.
I really don't care.
So just go and put in any John Doe registry from five minutes ago and we'll take what they took It sounds good? You're gonna need to learn to pace yourself.
Brian, SOS.
I'm at the mall, register.
I am going to die.
Look, you have to get me out of here.
Are you still at Angela's? Because I'm watching soccer over this.
So just call Marjorie now.
Make an excuse.
You need me to hang shelves, wash the dog.
Something.
Anything.
Please! Brian.
Hey, it's me.
Hum Listen.
We shouldn't do this over the phone.
You know, we should have lunch.
Or coffee, you know.
This is just It's kind of important to me.
I don't mean to sound all psycho-babblish but things have been awkward.
I feel awkward, you feel awkward.
It's awkward.
I said that word 3 times fast right? Ok, gotta go.
Sorry, I'm human.
And nature Well You have, really, strong legs.
That was the wall.
Leverage is everything.
Would you have anything to eat in this apartment? Yeah.
- Nice and easy, there you go.
- Come on! Play! Play! Play! Ok.
Keep him up, keep him up, keep him up! That's right, there you go.
- Stop playing with your computer! - Quiet cause Larissa's sleeping.
I love this game.
Oh, my god.
Okay.
What's that? - The lights ran out.
- All right, hold on a second.
Stay here and count the balloons, ok? I'll be right back.
What happened? - You blew a fuse.
- I blew a fuse? We tied into your house for power and you had your lights on.
Where's your fuse box? I'll take care of it.
I don't know.
What kind of a grown man doesn't know where the fuse box is? Oh! Look, who decide to show up! What's going on? Where's Little Mermaid? Deena, don't.
What What is it? - It's a seahorse.
- A seahorse? It's what it is.
Ok, look, you left me stranded all morning long and now the bouncy guy just blew out the power.
The power's out? Ma'am, it's ok.
I can take care of it.
Where's your fuse box? It's around the side of the house.
Did you take up my cupcakes? What? No, no, no, no.
Please.
Please! No.
What did you do to my cupcakes? I thought you said 45 minutes.
Twenty five minutes for the cupcakes.
This one's still good.
You know, you put the clown face on like you were saying you know with-with- you put a really big nose Go.
Okay.
You did have awful hair.
Okay, so that's Adam.
- With the braces.
- Magnet mouth.
Is that your prom date? Patty Ross.
She lives in a canyon in Oregon.
Not that common.
Did you have sex prom night? I I said I did.
Okay.
Are one of these guys that had sex with like a million girls? Me? No.
No way.
You totally are.
How many? I'll tell you.
- Don't-don't tell me.
- Thirteen.
Come on! I wanna know.
- You wanna know? - Yeah.
You are my first.
Oh, come on! Pass up.
You don't want that? Anyway.
Hum, you wanna watch a movie, do a board game or something.
Brian, it's me.
Again.
Here's the thing.
I just want you to be happy really I do.
You know I am always routing for you.
Yeah, Brian! That's me.
If you think anything else, it's absurd, so call me.
Call me Brian.
Scandalous.
What's scandalous? The fact that I lost an hour worth of work this morning when the power went off.
Ah, cause I thought maybe it was the thousands or so things you'd been ignoring the way you ignored my cupcakes.
- Yeah, I'm working, you know - And what, Dave? Fifty people will be arriving shortly, there are no gift bag.
I mean, what is so crucial? The .
Ok, fine.
Then we'll call Brian.
We'll have him do it.
No, no, no.
We can't call Brian.
Ok, this is my job.
And if I don't make my job, nothing happens.
There's no house, there's no party, there's no little gift bag.
And there certainly no international claim clown cupcakes Larissa loves my cupcakes.
Larissa's five.
You love the cupcakes.
It will consume you.
Rome was easier to build.
Here's the tip.
Ralph's, three ninety nine the dozen.
And you know what? They taste the same.
They do not taste the same, Dave.
- Take it back! - No.
- Take it back! - No, I'm not gonna take it back.
Where are you going? I'm going to pick up a Barney costume because my ex-friend Brian has fallen of the face of the earth.
Honey.
Honey, honey, honey! Amore, what are you doing here? - I just wanted to surprise you, ok? - Ok.
Because if this is important to you, it's important to me.
Honey.
What do you want to drink? - Hum, Chardonnay.
A Chardonnay! - You got that! Yeah, a Chardonnay.
- What are you looking at? - It's okay, it's okay.
It's my wife.
Amore, amore, watch the game, please.
What, what, what? It's not exciting.
I mean, this ain't.
What's the score? - Honey, what's the score? - Um, zero to zero.
See? Snooze-fest.
This is why it hasn't grown on in America.
It's just boring.
It's not boring.
It's just a soccer game, and Can you just watch it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My glasses.
My my glasses.
Have you found my glasses? Did you see my sunglasses? Somebody Has anybody seen my sunglasses? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I pay a drink for everybody.
Okay? This This is a way to spend the Saturday.
Wanna brush your teeth? - Really? - Sure.
Why not? I don't know.
Some people are freaks about that stuff.
Where would this toothbrush go that I haven't? Well, germs could be a world killer.
Not in our world.
Take a sip of my beer.
Hit up my tootsie pop, whatever.
Your germs are my germs are.
Vice versa.
Okay.
Did you spent ten years in prison or something? Wh Where did it come from? I just don't get it how a guy like you is still single? I mean, I'm just curious.
Do you mind if I'm asking? No! I mean, I just Oh, you know, I get it.
You're probably in those with like really long, long, long term relationships.
No.
No, what? Did you get crashed or something? I did it once.
It took me like 2 years to walk up right.
Nope.
So what? Was there one that got away? Not really.
Hum anyway.
Let put some toothpaste on that brush.
Did anyone tell you that you do this funny thing? What thing? You say "anyway" every time you want to change the subject.
No, I don't.
Well, actually, you look to the left to say "hum" then "anyway".
I should get that.
Hello? Hi, Mr.
Davis.
This Marc Width.
Mortify insurance with the fantastic new cover back for your home.
- How does it sound? - Great.
Thank you for you time, Mr.
Davis No, no, no, thanks for your time Ow You're going? You should get on of your day.
Really? Yeah, it seems like you got a lot going on.
Yeah, I guess.
Actually I'm playing Barney at this kids' party later and I should check those messages.
J.
C Buddy? Saturday morning.
Try to tell where are you.
Call me.
J.
C.
Ah Do you think you could give me a lift home? Yeah.
Call me a.
s.
a.
p Let me put on some pants.
I'll call you later.
Okay.
You know I'm sorry.
What are you sorry about? I shouldn't have asked you, you know, about you.
Hum, anyway, I had fun today.
Me too.
Brian.
Dave, hey, it's me Where are you? Hum, I'm at the costume shopping.
Honey, it's Larissa's birthday, you know, so let's just call the troops, okay? Yeah, okay, fine, troops.
And could you maybe, uh, swing by Ralph's and pick up three dozen or so of those really epic cup cakes.
Yeah, yeah, I can do that as soon as I'm done here, okay? Ok, but hurry because the party is in one hour.
Alright.
I have absolutely no idea.
- I've been driving around just - No idea of what? No idea why I'm 32 and single.
Everyone I know is paired off but not me.
And sometimes that freaks me out.
Stop me any time.
That's why maybe I changed the subject.
I'm not sure why I looked so left but, uh.
I'm sorry.
Because the last thing I wanted to is screw us up.
Dave? Wh what are you doing here? Sweatshirt, uh huh.
Now I can see what you really wearing.
Oh, I had zero notice.
I would have changed.
Oh, uh.
I figured out she was out of work on a Saturday.
I was out doing errands.
I had to go to a costume shop, and pick up a Barney, huh.
Anyway, there is a, uh DVD store near there and I, uh, I thought that, uh, you know what, how about me I just give you I just bought you that.
Trainer, ow.
I figured we can I'm on the same level until you see What's your favorite part so that I know when I get to it.
Okay.
Ask me what's on the flip side? What's on the flip side? Hey, hey, hey, hey.
"1958 Special Team Records" which will make much more sense when you watch the movie.
Or maybe you should talk me through it.
You wanna watch it with me? Come in? I can't.
I can't.
My, huh It's my daughter's birthday today.
Oh yeah, hence the Barney.
How old is she? She's five today.
Well, thanks for the movie.
But I think I'll wait to watch it with you.
Okay.
Everybody loves Barney, huh? Dave? It's too spicy for kids, okay? I'm saving lives.
Listen, Brian is a no-show, you have to do Barney.
I can't do it.
I'm one of these personal documentariens.
Hi Miss Deena.
- Miss Deena.
- Happy Birthday, Larissa.
Tell me, Miss Deena, have you ever been intimate with a dinosaur? At least get Angelo to do it.
We need somebody.
Ang, Ang, come here.
Oh Dave, I'm here.
Pizza is not bad, you know, but the problem is not real mozzarella.
Okay, you know what? It's not Naples, okay? It's a kid party.
We need a favor.
Could you be a dinosaur? Dinosaur? Yeah, Dinosaur, like Godzilla.
It's not gonna work.
You can.
I can't.
I got something to do, okay? And it's very important.
Ah, ah! Look at me, I'm a kangaroo! Kangaroo.
Kangaroo.
Who's the kanga, who's the kangaroo? - Come on, bounce it up! - It will just take a little bit.
Brian, Brian.
Bri.
Listen, where have you been all day? What are you talking about? You needed to pick up the Barney Costume.
You always pick up Barney.
Lisa, this is Dave.
Great to meet you.
Let's go.
I gotta get you changed, now.
Keep on going kids! Hey, watch out girls.
I can't believe you made this.
These cupcakes are incredible.
Thanks.
- No, no, no.
I got him.
You're a dead man.
- What is that? - What? The thing on the The costume.
You told me to put on Barney.
Take off the head.
It's not Barney.
- Barney is purple.
- This was in the back.
They gave me the wrong one.
They gave me a beastliest dinosaur.
I got nothing.
I got a Jurassic nobody.
You didn't check it when you picked it up? No, I was in a rush.
I grabbed it and you were supposed to be there.
Brian, it's your fault.
Why is it my fault? Because I called you 40 times.
Okay, you don't wanna talk about it.
Just put on the dinosaur and let's have some fun.
That will be fun.
Some fun.
Don't look at me.
You blew me off too.
Barney, Barney.
Okay, kids, kids.
Everybody needs to you be okay? Listen, I've got some news.
Barney couldn't make it.
Thanks for that.
But his cousin Stan, from Cleveland is here today.
And Stan is a a stegobrantofacto saurus.
Yes, saurus.
And he's here and he's gonna rock your world.
Cause he's Stan and he's my man.
Get it up for Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Phew.
Phew Oh okay.
I can do this.
There it is.
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Sweetie, what's the matter? Stan's just as cool as Barney.
He's cooler.
Where's Mary? We can't start without her.
Okay, everybody knows that birthday wishes come true, right? Close your eyes real tight and think about your wish, right.
And then rub your head.
Stay on one leg.
And open your eyes.
Mary, Mary, yeah! Okay, watch Stan.
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Richard, right? - Yeah, I'm sorry, we're late.
Don't worry about it.
Better late than never.
- I got you a - No, go ahead.
Yeah.
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Hello, children.
If you're happy in dino, clap your hands.
- He's so amazing, isn't he? - He really is a good guy.
if you're happy in dino, clap your hands.
Never try to get your woman to understand your sport.
Al least, you got to watch a game.
God, this is This is a three quarter red crystal-cut used glass.
A fact, I didn't know when I woke this morning.
Do not complain to me about your day.
- Where are my juggling balls? - Here I am with your juggling balls.
Here we go.
Watch this.
Watch me juggle.
Come on! Okay, all right.
Here we go.
Kids are so wonderful, aren't they? Oh, they're the best, you're kidding me? I mean it's really, really worth it, isn't it? It's totally worth it.
Even the dirty diapers are worth it.
Although one time we had this diaper come off out the and we was gonna move into a hotel.
Oh, where they'd go out? Whoops! Ok, Stan is over.
Bye kids.
Bye kids.
That's it for Stan.
Stan gotta go.
Alright, that's Stan! We want Barney! We want Barney! Ok, ok everybody outside for some bouncy and cake.
We want Barney! We want Barney! We want Barney! Let me get this thing off.
What? I wear underwear.
Where have you been all day? He was with roommate girl all day if you know what I mean.
Ow, that's awesome.
- That is so you, that is so Brian.
- This is totally Brian.
We've been through this a thousand times, Brian.
Blowing off your friends and family for yet another hot chick.
And that was seriously the worst Barney act I've ever seen.
Without a doubt.
That's it.
That's it.
You think I like wearing this.
Do you? You wanna wear? I have sweat on my butts.
You are all on me all the time to be more like you.
To catch up.
To find somebody.
To do your little fraternity.
It's not funny.
Now, I spend one day, one day off the radar, unavailable cause I met somebody I actually really like and I get this Huh? Would you know what? I'm sick of it, sick of it.
So go and find yourself another Brian.
Real nice.
That's your sister.
The fuse.
Oh my god.
Everybody flee off the bouncy.
Oh, god.
Believe Larissa is five? No.
- So grown up.
- I know.
She likes that Mary girl, uh? Yeah.
That party was a disaster.
Oh yeah, it really was.
- It really was.
You know what tough? People will be talking about it.
That's right.
Wanna watch it? It's better than renting "Tower Inferno".
Yeah.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you ready? I guess do.
Fakest Barney.
Honey, thank you so much for coming over.
Adam was hopeless.
He wanted me to get sushi dishes instead of a soup terrine.
Here's the thing Guys just don't know what's good for them.
Sometimes you just have to set back, let them talk and then you do what you wanna do.
Or you have to do on serious stuff.
Sometimes decisions have to be made by yourself.
Something says me we're not talking about soup terrines.
I'm just hormonal.
I'm so hormonal.
You let the boys having fun? Who cares? I just don't understand That's it.
It's fun! Bravo.
Oh, come on.
You gotta be kidding me.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
We should let it go for a walk.
Yeah, we should.
Hey, Brian, it's Marjorie Listen, You wanna go for a walk I'm sorry I call you 25 times today.
Your friends are really nice, Brian.
I wanted to say that I love you and Dave loves you.
They owe me that.
Of course, you should have your Saturday.
Such a good boy.
And I like Lisa.
She seems great.
And you know, it's like you said before.
We just have to stop wondering What if? Okay.
Bye.
Wow.
That's a world killer.
Mommy, I can't sleep.
It's totally my turn.
No, no, no.
It's my turn, damn.
Please, please, please.
I'll get her.
Okay? You gotta be kidding me.
That guy?
The first thing I would recommend is ovulation stimulation.
Are there any side effects? Oh, gobs! Hot flashes, mood swings.
If this is the way it has to be, I don't want to have a baby at all.
Deena! Hey, Richard! Bunch of us are meeting down the beach playground around 3.
- You wanna come? - Yeah! We got married so young, you know.
We missed out on the excitement a lot of the people had.
What if we had sex with other people? - Hi.
- Hi.
- Suzanne.
- Dave.
- I'm a big fan.
- Thanks.
We have to get passed this.
There is no one on this earth I would have rather run into tonight.
Are you gonna let me call you? No.
I'm gonna call you.
- You need to get that? - No.
Absolutely not.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
J.
C.
buddy.
Saturday morning.
Try to tell where are you.
Call me.
J.
C.
? John Cougar.
Adam's been calling me that since we grade school.
What? You grew up in a pink house? I had bad hair.
Bangs, mullet.
I had fun last night.
Yeah, I did too.
But this morning Whoa! Better.
Oh, I liked this morning - Especially when you - Yeah? That was good.
I liked that.
Oh, good.
I figured out I owed from last night when you you know We're good at this.
- We dodged the world killer.
- The what? The world killer.
An extinctial level event like that meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs.
It doesn't matter how much you like someone.
Eurgh, if the sex is bad, it's over.
Kaput.
Finished.
I'm gonna kill your world.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Brian, sweetheart, love of my life, call me a.
s.
a.
p.
My sister.
Oh god, what are you? A heart surgeon? Bond.
James Bond.
- Wait, wait here.
- Ok.
Ok Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Barney, Barney, Barney! It's Showtime, Bri.
No one does an eight foot purple dinosaur like my body Brian.
Listen man.
Ok, you know what, dude, don't bare it.
I need you to pick up the costume and you get it to the house by 4.
And I also need you to wear underwear.
Daddy? Yeah, just a minute.
Not that you don't usually wear underwear or like I would know if you do, or you don't.
It it doesn't matter.
Just wear underwear.
Yes, sugar pie? I want Mary to sit next to me.
Mary can sit wherever you want her to sit, because you know what? It's your birthday! Give me some sugar up pie.
Yes! Hey, Mammy, give some that sugar up pie! Yeah! What's Mary's dad's name? Why? Cause when he shows up I don't want to say "what's his face?" Uh, Richard, I think.
Richard, right, right, right.
- Is he G.
A.
Y? - No! I mean, I don't know.
I barely know that guy.
What's the H.
E.
double hockey sticks does it matter anyway? It doesn't matter.
You see him the day at the playground.
It kinda looks a little bit funny.
It's cool.
I'll ask him when he gets here.
- You know what? - Hmm? I have to go to the grocery store.
Now? Oh, my god, we only have chocolate and vanilla icing.
We need strawberry.
Who likes strawberry icing? It always the weird kids with the big foreheads? Dave, we are making clown cupcakes.
Clowns have red noses.
- Yeah, they do, daddy.
- Not in silent films, honey.
Oh, god.
Shut up.
Think about it baby.
All right.
The streamers need to be hang up and Larissa needs a bath.
All I need is a god's help.
What was that? It's my Aim, computer's on.
All right, cupcakes must come out 25 minutes.
Do you understand me? 25 minutes.
Dave! Bye pretties girls! Bye! - Bye bye Mammy! - Bye Mammy! Bye Mammy! Bye! - 25 minutes, Dave.
- Ok.
- Guys.
What's this? - Fairy dust! Fairy dust! Fairy dust! Okay, do that for a while.
Suzanne.
Oh, come on Dave.
gotta be smart, gotta be funny.
Gotta be smart and funny.
Watching cartoons.
Daddy, we ran out of the fairy dust! Daddy, daddy! Ok, ok! Yep, yep, yep! More fairy dust.
Comin' more fairy dust.
Come on! Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Hey, Bri, call me, okay? Huge mistake.
I took yours.
3 miles of chick music.
You just don't understand that Mmm You smell.
Did Brian call? No, I was just going to call him actually.
Have you heard from him? He normally calls on Saturdays.
No, I haven't heard from the guy all week.
It's kind of weird.
Not that he'd wanna tag along today anyway? Remember? We're doing wedding stuff.
Really? I thought we're going to the King Tut exhibit.
Really? Cause you wouldn't want to miss that! I love mummies.
What's King Tut's full name? Ed? Tut? Come on, Marj! It's Saturday.
Why do we gotta ruin a perfectly good day with all this wedding stuff? Adam my love, my knightin' shining armor, man who's conquered such vast land is proposing marriage.
Yeah, that was huge for me.
I get points.
Of course, you get a hundred points.
That's why I'm Wow! That's why I'm confident that you could make one little step forward, just a tiny one.
I will meet the wedding planners.
I will look at venues but we need to register.
No, no, no.
I hate shopping.
I hate shopping.
I hate shopping for food.
I would rather starve.
Someone at work registered for his and her golf clubs.
Can you do that? Anything.
Even matching scuba gear? You get in the shower, come with me, anything.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Brian, hey! It's me.
Um, I think that you're upset with me possibly about what I said the other night and maybe that's why I haven't heard from you and why Adam hasn't heard from you.
Just, just a hunch.
So, maybe, if you could call me, make it clear there.
Bye.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
It's not ajar.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Hey! I just called you.
That bye didn't sound right.
I hope you didn't think it was a bitchy bye because it wasn't at all.
So I hope you have a nice relaxing Saturday.
Bye.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
Door ajar.
It's noooooooot! Didn't you hear me calling you? What? Where is it? What? What? The number for the guy! What happened? Which guy? - Brian's guy.
In Silverlake.
- I don't know.
The car guy, Angelo.
I don't know what's wrong with the car.
It's talking to me.
It won't shut up.
It's ok, it's ok.
Brian is coming over, he'll fix the car.
Brian's coming here? Today is the European Cup.
Brian, God bless, is the only one who can understand Italian football.
- Whoa! - Yeah.
- Food? - Yes.
- Oh.
You know, you don't have to.
- Have to what? Oh, just cause I stayed over doesn't mean you have to be A gentleman? - Obligated.
- I'm not.
Either.
Don't you wanna go to brunch? Yes.
You know, it just seems like you have a lot to do, and your phone has been ringing up the hook.
Forget that.
This is my Saturday, I wanna hang with you.
- I wanna hang with you too.
- Perfect.
Let's go.
Okay.
My friends get the hell out of me.
Daddy! Wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow! Shhhh.
Stay right here, honey.
Nope, stop, stop, stop.
Too close from the house.
You guys, almost broke a window.
What, what, what, what is that? It's a giraffe.
I don't want a giraffe, ok? I ordered Little Mermaid.
Hey, use your imagination.
Tell her, it's a seahorse.
Okay.
You know what you're gonna do for me? You're gonna move it away from the house.
Don't let it hit me again.
Okay? Take the bouncy and just put it over there.
We got that? We can do that? Gabe? Uh, Gabi.
Come on.
Ok, honey let me smell your hair.
Oh, you smell great.
just tell mommy you took a bath, okay? Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
Brian, it's me.
Deena is missing an action body and, and, and, I I'm just completely swamped, I need you to call me and confirm that you can pick up the costume.
All right, Bri? Pick up Brian.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up! You ready? Wow! Brian, if you don't pick up the phone right now, I am, I'm, I'm gonna sing.
Yeah, I don't know about this.
Hear she comes again when she is dead beneath the starry skies.
Is it considered the walk of shame if you're not walking? That would be a yes.
Let me give you a T-shirt.
Thank you.
[Singing.]
Pick up! Brian? Call me! Daddy? Daddy! Daddy, what should I wear? Where's your mommy? Hey! To what do I owe the pleasure? Sorry, I called, all uh, frantic but, uh, could your ex bring Mary to the party today? Oh no, she's in Santa Barbara away.
Oh, come on.
I mean, We're adults here.
I think it's gonna be fine.
No, it won't be fine, Richard.
I'm panicking.
What what do you want me to do? I mean, Mary's been talking about this party all the week.
Then maybe you could just drop her off? And and I'll watch her.
I mean I barely have enough time to see her as it is.
Maybe we just won't come.
I'm sorry, Richard.
I really am.
Where is Brian? I I don't know.
He didn't show up.
Honey, the housekeeper came yesterday.
We need a new housekeeper.
You never vacuum in your life.
What is it, with your moods? What moods? I've never seen you like this.
You're taking out to much at work.
I'm not taking out too much.
- It's just honey, - What? Honey I I wanted to tell Is it that time of the month? Yes.
Yes.
Yes, that's it.
It's that time of the month.
I I understand but you know these games are very important to me.
It is a piece of my home, that I came bringing to our home and, hum, - can you please clean up later? - Okay.
Okay? Yes, thank you.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Can you Can you just It's just It's just.
.
This place is disgusting! It's filthy.
Look at it! You know what? I'll watch the match somewhere else.
So where is this from? My dad's third wife was ski instructor in Tohou.
Your dad was married three times? Yeah.
Sort of you know.
- Four times.
- Wow! It must have been rough.
Hum, how old were you when your parents split up? Young grade school.
Anyway.
Let's try something with better karma.
Okay.
We build from the plate up.
So there's the banded, the classic.
I prefer the Lenex over the Royal Crown Derby.
Then we have contemporary.
A love, love de Jean Louis Coquet.
Or there is the Havelin as in Olivia de.
And finally there is white and ivory.
Did you notice the difference? - What do you think? - I don't care.
Ok, um - The Lenex.
- Not the Lenex.
Okay.
That one.
The Derby.
Decent.
Now with the 12 piece set comes the choice: soup terrine or sushi tray.
- Sushi.
- Soup.
I thought that you didn't care.
You don't even make soup.
I might learn to make soup.
You might learn to make sushi.
Okay.
You know what, knock yourself out.
I'm going to the ladies room.
Look.
I don't care.
I really don't care.
So just go and put in any John Doe registry from five minutes ago and we'll take what they took It sounds good? You're gonna need to learn to pace yourself.
Brian, SOS.
I'm at the mall, register.
I am going to die.
Look, you have to get me out of here.
Are you still at Angela's? Because I'm watching soccer over this.
So just call Marjorie now.
Make an excuse.
You need me to hang shelves, wash the dog.
Something.
Anything.
Please! Brian.
Hey, it's me.
Hum Listen.
We shouldn't do this over the phone.
You know, we should have lunch.
Or coffee, you know.
This is just It's kind of important to me.
I don't mean to sound all psycho-babblish but things have been awkward.
I feel awkward, you feel awkward.
It's awkward.
I said that word 3 times fast right? Ok, gotta go.
Sorry, I'm human.
And nature Well You have, really, strong legs.
That was the wall.
Leverage is everything.
Would you have anything to eat in this apartment? Yeah.
- Nice and easy, there you go.
- Come on! Play! Play! Play! Ok.
Keep him up, keep him up, keep him up! That's right, there you go.
- Stop playing with your computer! - Quiet cause Larissa's sleeping.
I love this game.
Oh, my god.
Okay.
What's that? - The lights ran out.
- All right, hold on a second.
Stay here and count the balloons, ok? I'll be right back.
What happened? - You blew a fuse.
- I blew a fuse? We tied into your house for power and you had your lights on.
Where's your fuse box? I'll take care of it.
I don't know.
What kind of a grown man doesn't know where the fuse box is? Oh! Look, who decide to show up! What's going on? Where's Little Mermaid? Deena, don't.
What What is it? - It's a seahorse.
- A seahorse? It's what it is.
Ok, look, you left me stranded all morning long and now the bouncy guy just blew out the power.
The power's out? Ma'am, it's ok.
I can take care of it.
Where's your fuse box? It's around the side of the house.
Did you take up my cupcakes? What? No, no, no, no.
Please.
Please! No.
What did you do to my cupcakes? I thought you said 45 minutes.
Twenty five minutes for the cupcakes.
This one's still good.
You know, you put the clown face on like you were saying you know with-with- you put a really big nose Go.
Okay.
You did have awful hair.
Okay, so that's Adam.
- With the braces.
- Magnet mouth.
Is that your prom date? Patty Ross.
She lives in a canyon in Oregon.
Not that common.
Did you have sex prom night? I I said I did.
Okay.
Are one of these guys that had sex with like a million girls? Me? No.
No way.
You totally are.
How many? I'll tell you.
- Don't-don't tell me.
- Thirteen.
Come on! I wanna know.
- You wanna know? - Yeah.
You are my first.
Oh, come on! Pass up.
You don't want that? Anyway.
Hum, you wanna watch a movie, do a board game or something.
Brian, it's me.
Again.
Here's the thing.
I just want you to be happy really I do.
You know I am always routing for you.
Yeah, Brian! That's me.
If you think anything else, it's absurd, so call me.
Call me Brian.
Scandalous.
What's scandalous? The fact that I lost an hour worth of work this morning when the power went off.
Ah, cause I thought maybe it was the thousands or so things you'd been ignoring the way you ignored my cupcakes.
- Yeah, I'm working, you know - And what, Dave? Fifty people will be arriving shortly, there are no gift bag.
I mean, what is so crucial? The .
Ok, fine.
Then we'll call Brian.
We'll have him do it.
No, no, no.
We can't call Brian.
Ok, this is my job.
And if I don't make my job, nothing happens.
There's no house, there's no party, there's no little gift bag.
And there certainly no international claim clown cupcakes Larissa loves my cupcakes.
Larissa's five.
You love the cupcakes.
It will consume you.
Rome was easier to build.
Here's the tip.
Ralph's, three ninety nine the dozen.
And you know what? They taste the same.
They do not taste the same, Dave.
- Take it back! - No.
- Take it back! - No, I'm not gonna take it back.
Where are you going? I'm going to pick up a Barney costume because my ex-friend Brian has fallen of the face of the earth.
Honey.
Honey, honey, honey! Amore, what are you doing here? - I just wanted to surprise you, ok? - Ok.
Because if this is important to you, it's important to me.
Honey.
What do you want to drink? - Hum, Chardonnay.
A Chardonnay! - You got that! Yeah, a Chardonnay.
- What are you looking at? - It's okay, it's okay.
It's my wife.
Amore, amore, watch the game, please.
What, what, what? It's not exciting.
I mean, this ain't.
What's the score? - Honey, what's the score? - Um, zero to zero.
See? Snooze-fest.
This is why it hasn't grown on in America.
It's just boring.
It's not boring.
It's just a soccer game, and Can you just watch it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My glasses.
My my glasses.
Have you found my glasses? Did you see my sunglasses? Somebody Has anybody seen my sunglasses? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I pay a drink for everybody.
Okay? This This is a way to spend the Saturday.
Wanna brush your teeth? - Really? - Sure.
Why not? I don't know.
Some people are freaks about that stuff.
Where would this toothbrush go that I haven't? Well, germs could be a world killer.
Not in our world.
Take a sip of my beer.
Hit up my tootsie pop, whatever.
Your germs are my germs are.
Vice versa.
Okay.
Did you spent ten years in prison or something? Wh Where did it come from? I just don't get it how a guy like you is still single? I mean, I'm just curious.
Do you mind if I'm asking? No! I mean, I just Oh, you know, I get it.
You're probably in those with like really long, long, long term relationships.
No.
No, what? Did you get crashed or something? I did it once.
It took me like 2 years to walk up right.
Nope.
So what? Was there one that got away? Not really.
Hum anyway.
Let put some toothpaste on that brush.
Did anyone tell you that you do this funny thing? What thing? You say "anyway" every time you want to change the subject.
No, I don't.
Well, actually, you look to the left to say "hum" then "anyway".
I should get that.
Hello? Hi, Mr.
Davis.
This Marc Width.
Mortify insurance with the fantastic new cover back for your home.
- How does it sound? - Great.
Thank you for you time, Mr.
Davis No, no, no, thanks for your time Ow You're going? You should get on of your day.
Really? Yeah, it seems like you got a lot going on.
Yeah, I guess.
Actually I'm playing Barney at this kids' party later and I should check those messages.
J.
C Buddy? Saturday morning.
Try to tell where are you.
Call me.
J.
C.
Ah Do you think you could give me a lift home? Yeah.
Call me a.
s.
a.
p Let me put on some pants.
I'll call you later.
Okay.
You know I'm sorry.
What are you sorry about? I shouldn't have asked you, you know, about you.
Hum, anyway, I had fun today.
Me too.
Brian.
Dave, hey, it's me Where are you? Hum, I'm at the costume shopping.
Honey, it's Larissa's birthday, you know, so let's just call the troops, okay? Yeah, okay, fine, troops.
And could you maybe, uh, swing by Ralph's and pick up three dozen or so of those really epic cup cakes.
Yeah, yeah, I can do that as soon as I'm done here, okay? Ok, but hurry because the party is in one hour.
Alright.
I have absolutely no idea.
- I've been driving around just - No idea of what? No idea why I'm 32 and single.
Everyone I know is paired off but not me.
And sometimes that freaks me out.
Stop me any time.
That's why maybe I changed the subject.
I'm not sure why I looked so left but, uh.
I'm sorry.
Because the last thing I wanted to is screw us up.
Dave? Wh what are you doing here? Sweatshirt, uh huh.
Now I can see what you really wearing.
Oh, I had zero notice.
I would have changed.
Oh, uh.
I figured out she was out of work on a Saturday.
I was out doing errands.
I had to go to a costume shop, and pick up a Barney, huh.
Anyway, there is a, uh DVD store near there and I, uh, I thought that, uh, you know what, how about me I just give you I just bought you that.
Trainer, ow.
I figured we can I'm on the same level until you see What's your favorite part so that I know when I get to it.
Okay.
Ask me what's on the flip side? What's on the flip side? Hey, hey, hey, hey.
"1958 Special Team Records" which will make much more sense when you watch the movie.
Or maybe you should talk me through it.
You wanna watch it with me? Come in? I can't.
I can't.
My, huh It's my daughter's birthday today.
Oh yeah, hence the Barney.
How old is she? She's five today.
Well, thanks for the movie.
But I think I'll wait to watch it with you.
Okay.
Everybody loves Barney, huh? Dave? It's too spicy for kids, okay? I'm saving lives.
Listen, Brian is a no-show, you have to do Barney.
I can't do it.
I'm one of these personal documentariens.
Hi Miss Deena.
- Miss Deena.
- Happy Birthday, Larissa.
Tell me, Miss Deena, have you ever been intimate with a dinosaur? At least get Angelo to do it.
We need somebody.
Ang, Ang, come here.
Oh Dave, I'm here.
Pizza is not bad, you know, but the problem is not real mozzarella.
Okay, you know what? It's not Naples, okay? It's a kid party.
We need a favor.
Could you be a dinosaur? Dinosaur? Yeah, Dinosaur, like Godzilla.
It's not gonna work.
You can.
I can't.
I got something to do, okay? And it's very important.
Ah, ah! Look at me, I'm a kangaroo! Kangaroo.
Kangaroo.
Who's the kanga, who's the kangaroo? - Come on, bounce it up! - It will just take a little bit.
Brian, Brian.
Bri.
Listen, where have you been all day? What are you talking about? You needed to pick up the Barney Costume.
You always pick up Barney.
Lisa, this is Dave.
Great to meet you.
Let's go.
I gotta get you changed, now.
Keep on going kids! Hey, watch out girls.
I can't believe you made this.
These cupcakes are incredible.
Thanks.
- No, no, no.
I got him.
You're a dead man.
- What is that? - What? The thing on the The costume.
You told me to put on Barney.
Take off the head.
It's not Barney.
- Barney is purple.
- This was in the back.
They gave me the wrong one.
They gave me a beastliest dinosaur.
I got nothing.
I got a Jurassic nobody.
You didn't check it when you picked it up? No, I was in a rush.
I grabbed it and you were supposed to be there.
Brian, it's your fault.
Why is it my fault? Because I called you 40 times.
Okay, you don't wanna talk about it.
Just put on the dinosaur and let's have some fun.
That will be fun.
Some fun.
Don't look at me.
You blew me off too.
Barney, Barney.
Okay, kids, kids.
Everybody needs to you be okay? Listen, I've got some news.
Barney couldn't make it.
Thanks for that.
But his cousin Stan, from Cleveland is here today.
And Stan is a a stegobrantofacto saurus.
Yes, saurus.
And he's here and he's gonna rock your world.
Cause he's Stan and he's my man.
Get it up for Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Phew.
Phew Oh okay.
I can do this.
There it is.
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Sweetie, what's the matter? Stan's just as cool as Barney.
He's cooler.
Where's Mary? We can't start without her.
Okay, everybody knows that birthday wishes come true, right? Close your eyes real tight and think about your wish, right.
And then rub your head.
Stay on one leg.
And open your eyes.
Mary, Mary, yeah! Okay, watch Stan.
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Richard, right? - Yeah, I'm sorry, we're late.
Don't worry about it.
Better late than never.
- I got you a - No, go ahead.
Yeah.
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! Hello, children.
If you're happy in dino, clap your hands.
- He's so amazing, isn't he? - He really is a good guy.
if you're happy in dino, clap your hands.
Never try to get your woman to understand your sport.
Al least, you got to watch a game.
God, this is This is a three quarter red crystal-cut used glass.
A fact, I didn't know when I woke this morning.
Do not complain to me about your day.
- Where are my juggling balls? - Here I am with your juggling balls.
Here we go.
Watch this.
Watch me juggle.
Come on! Okay, all right.
Here we go.
Kids are so wonderful, aren't they? Oh, they're the best, you're kidding me? I mean it's really, really worth it, isn't it? It's totally worth it.
Even the dirty diapers are worth it.
Although one time we had this diaper come off out the and we was gonna move into a hotel.
Oh, where they'd go out? Whoops! Ok, Stan is over.
Bye kids.
Bye kids.
That's it for Stan.
Stan gotta go.
Alright, that's Stan! We want Barney! We want Barney! Ok, ok everybody outside for some bouncy and cake.
We want Barney! We want Barney! We want Barney! Let me get this thing off.
What? I wear underwear.
Where have you been all day? He was with roommate girl all day if you know what I mean.
Ow, that's awesome.
- That is so you, that is so Brian.
- This is totally Brian.
We've been through this a thousand times, Brian.
Blowing off your friends and family for yet another hot chick.
And that was seriously the worst Barney act I've ever seen.
Without a doubt.
That's it.
That's it.
You think I like wearing this.
Do you? You wanna wear? I have sweat on my butts.
You are all on me all the time to be more like you.
To catch up.
To find somebody.
To do your little fraternity.
It's not funny.
Now, I spend one day, one day off the radar, unavailable cause I met somebody I actually really like and I get this Huh? Would you know what? I'm sick of it, sick of it.
So go and find yourself another Brian.
Real nice.
That's your sister.
The fuse.
Oh my god.
Everybody flee off the bouncy.
Oh, god.
Believe Larissa is five? No.
- So grown up.
- I know.
She likes that Mary girl, uh? Yeah.
That party was a disaster.
Oh yeah, it really was.
- It really was.
You know what tough? People will be talking about it.
That's right.
Wanna watch it? It's better than renting "Tower Inferno".
Yeah.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you ready? I guess do.
Fakest Barney.
Honey, thank you so much for coming over.
Adam was hopeless.
He wanted me to get sushi dishes instead of a soup terrine.
Here's the thing Guys just don't know what's good for them.
Sometimes you just have to set back, let them talk and then you do what you wanna do.
Or you have to do on serious stuff.
Sometimes decisions have to be made by yourself.
Something says me we're not talking about soup terrines.
I'm just hormonal.
I'm so hormonal.
You let the boys having fun? Who cares? I just don't understand That's it.
It's fun! Bravo.
Oh, come on.
You gotta be kidding me.
Hey, it's Brian.
Leave a message.
We should let it go for a walk.
Yeah, we should.
Hey, Brian, it's Marjorie Listen, You wanna go for a walk I'm sorry I call you 25 times today.
Your friends are really nice, Brian.
I wanted to say that I love you and Dave loves you.
They owe me that.
Of course, you should have your Saturday.
Such a good boy.
And I like Lisa.
She seems great.
And you know, it's like you said before.
We just have to stop wondering What if? Okay.
Bye.
Wow.
That's a world killer.
Mommy, I can't sleep.
It's totally my turn.
No, no, no.
It's my turn, damn.
Please, please, please.
I'll get her.
Okay? You gotta be kidding me.
That guy?