Woodley (2012) s01e04 Episode Script
Big Top Magnifique
Oh, look over here.
For goodness sake! Hold him while I clean that up! Hello! Oi! Leave my baby alone.
Welcome to the greatest show on earth! The Big Top Magnifique! Hey, Ollie, what's been your favourite act? What's been yours? For sure.
And now, we need a volunteer! You! No, I Sir, come, come! Oui, oui! No, no, no, no, no.
We need the machetes! Into position.
Come forward into position, monsieur.
Oui, oui! Position! OK, look, look, look, first we practise.
Look, monsieur.
Ladies and gentlemen! We know exactly what we do Please, monsieur! Monsieur! We are only teasing! Monsieur, please! No.
No, thanks.
I'll do it.
OK, I think for you we do the fire! Stay still.
Very good.
1, 2, hey! The courageous Greg! Excuse me? Who do I speak to about the work? She's right there.
OK, thanks.
Oh, for goodness sake! Argh! It's OK.
She cannot hurt you.
Excuse me, I'm here for the work.
I'm Antoine.
Frank.
Don't you think the bandaid's ready to come off now? Yeah.
I'm going to leave it.
I'm just going to leave it.
Hey, I got a new job! At the circus.
At the circus? Yeah.
You mean, the one where you go Yep.
Yes.
Yes.
Ah! Excuse me? Hello, I'm Frank.
You cannot.
You must be very fit.
Must be very strong.
I'm fit.
Look.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No.
No.
I OK.
I train you one month.
After, we see.
Good, no good.
Ready? Begin.
What are you doing? What on earth! Oh, you poor baby! I oughta You! Come here.
Blow that up.
Hurry up! My son! Why did you? I'm trying to blow it up! I can't believe it! It's always you! Oh, I'm going to choke you! You can't expect me to blow it up when I'm Blow it up! I can't get my lips to the You blow that up! Blow this balloon up! Blow it up or I'm going to tear your head off! Get away! Hi, Ollie.
Hi.
Ladies and gentlemen! The amazing Dad! Hutt! Yay! Oh, have you ever seen the amazing Dad? Yes, I have.
First, I make.
After, you try.
One, two, three.
OK, you try.
Let's go.
In one, two, three.
Oh, thank goodness, because I thought I was going to Ohh! Oh.
Hey, you.
Get me some tape.
Break me off a bit.
Is that a joke? What was that? Let's go.
OK.
Up! Well, at least I'm improving.
That's my best so far.
I saw you.
You cannot make act with teeter board.
Vera.
You touch my kid again, and I'll kill ya! OK, OK! Frank! Oh, hi.
What are you guys doing here? We came to see you.
Oh look, I'd I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to rehearse.
Can we watch? It'll spoil the surprise.
Dad! Come.
Coughing, sick old man.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
See the seat.
Push.
Push it down.
OK.
OK, it's good.
Now make yourself, without belt.
Sit down.
Your Dad.
He's the toughest man I've ever known.
OK, girls, show time.
Good luck.
That's my Dad.
I need a volunteer.
A volunteer.
My baby! Somebody help! My baby's up there! Help! Please! Please! My baby! My baby! My baby! Somebody do something! Please! My baby! Oh, my baby! Oh, my baby! Oh, thank you so much! Oh, my baby! Oh, thank you so much! I'm just going to leave it.
Oooooh! Oooh! Oh! Oh! Argh!
For goodness sake! Hold him while I clean that up! Hello! Oi! Leave my baby alone.
Welcome to the greatest show on earth! The Big Top Magnifique! Hey, Ollie, what's been your favourite act? What's been yours? For sure.
And now, we need a volunteer! You! No, I Sir, come, come! Oui, oui! No, no, no, no, no.
We need the machetes! Into position.
Come forward into position, monsieur.
Oui, oui! Position! OK, look, look, look, first we practise.
Look, monsieur.
Ladies and gentlemen! We know exactly what we do Please, monsieur! Monsieur! We are only teasing! Monsieur, please! No.
No, thanks.
I'll do it.
OK, I think for you we do the fire! Stay still.
Very good.
1, 2, hey! The courageous Greg! Excuse me? Who do I speak to about the work? She's right there.
OK, thanks.
Oh, for goodness sake! Argh! It's OK.
She cannot hurt you.
Excuse me, I'm here for the work.
I'm Antoine.
Frank.
Don't you think the bandaid's ready to come off now? Yeah.
I'm going to leave it.
I'm just going to leave it.
Hey, I got a new job! At the circus.
At the circus? Yeah.
You mean, the one where you go Yep.
Yes.
Yes.
Ah! Excuse me? Hello, I'm Frank.
You cannot.
You must be very fit.
Must be very strong.
I'm fit.
Look.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No.
No.
I OK.
I train you one month.
After, we see.
Good, no good.
Ready? Begin.
What are you doing? What on earth! Oh, you poor baby! I oughta You! Come here.
Blow that up.
Hurry up! My son! Why did you? I'm trying to blow it up! I can't believe it! It's always you! Oh, I'm going to choke you! You can't expect me to blow it up when I'm Blow it up! I can't get my lips to the You blow that up! Blow this balloon up! Blow it up or I'm going to tear your head off! Get away! Hi, Ollie.
Hi.
Ladies and gentlemen! The amazing Dad! Hutt! Yay! Oh, have you ever seen the amazing Dad? Yes, I have.
First, I make.
After, you try.
One, two, three.
OK, you try.
Let's go.
In one, two, three.
Oh, thank goodness, because I thought I was going to Ohh! Oh.
Hey, you.
Get me some tape.
Break me off a bit.
Is that a joke? What was that? Let's go.
OK.
Up! Well, at least I'm improving.
That's my best so far.
I saw you.
You cannot make act with teeter board.
Vera.
You touch my kid again, and I'll kill ya! OK, OK! Frank! Oh, hi.
What are you guys doing here? We came to see you.
Oh look, I'd I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to rehearse.
Can we watch? It'll spoil the surprise.
Dad! Come.
Coughing, sick old man.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
See the seat.
Push.
Push it down.
OK.
OK, it's good.
Now make yourself, without belt.
Sit down.
Your Dad.
He's the toughest man I've ever known.
OK, girls, show time.
Good luck.
That's my Dad.
I need a volunteer.
A volunteer.
My baby! Somebody help! My baby's up there! Help! Please! Please! My baby! My baby! My baby! Somebody do something! Please! My baby! Oh, my baby! Oh, my baby! Oh, thank you so much! Oh, my baby! Oh, thank you so much! I'm just going to leave it.
Oooooh! Oooh! Oh! Oh! Argh!