Zombieverse (2023) s01e04 Episode Script

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THIS SURVIVAL GAME TAKES PLACE
IN A ZOMBIE UNIVERSE
THE CAST ACT OF THEIR OWN ACCORD
AND TURN INTO ZOMBIES ONCE BITTEN
PLEASE BE ADVISED
OF THEIR IMMERSION IN THE GAME
[tense music]
STAR MAR
CUSTOMER PARKING ONLY
- [Kkwachu Hyung] No! No! No!
- [Si-young] Run!
[Hong-chul] Wait, Na-rae!
[ominous music]
- [Si-young] Na-rae!
- [zombie growling]
[Patricia] What do we do?
[Na-rae screams]
[zombies growling]
- [Na-rae] Oh, no!
- [Tsuki] No!
[Hong-chul] Kkwachu Hyung!
[Si-young] Oh, no.
[Si-young] What do we do?
- [Na-rae] Oh, no!
- [Hong-chul] Come over to this side.
Come on, come on.
[Kkwachu Hyung grunting]
[Kkwachu Hyung] Oh, gosh.
[panting]
[Na-rae] Hold on.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We're in trouble now.
- [Na-rae] Why?
[Kkwachu Hyung] They totally caught us.
[Na-rae] I wonder if we're okay.
STAR MART CUSTOMER REST AREA
[Hong-chul] Oh! Hey, they're bleeding!
[tense music]
What? Wait, I-I think they got bitten.
- We were both bitten one time.
- [Si-young] Are you okay?
- We got bitten. Don't come near us.
- [Si-young] Oh, no.
We each got bitten once.
[somber music]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Have a seat first.
- [Na-rae] Kkwachu Hyung got bitten
- trying to save my life.
- Hey. Have a seat first. Let's sit.
- Sit. Wait. But
- Oh, no.
Hey, wait.
- Don't sit
- [Tsuki] Wait.
Wait, stay standing.
Yeah.
We got bitten only once.
Please believe us.
It doesn't look like a deep bite.
[somber music continues]
SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES
HEE-KWAN DIED INSTANTLY
LUCKILY, THE TWO OF THEM
ESCAPED DEATH
BUT THE BITTEN AREA
WILL BECOME INFECTED
AND THE VIRUS WILL SPREAD
THROUGHOUT THEIR BODIES
[suspenseful music]
[narrator] Kkwachu Hyung's infection
has been confirmed.
[suspenseful music continues]
Park Na-rae's infection
has been confirmed.
NO ONE KNOWS HOW MUCH TIME
THEY HAVE LEFT TO LIVE
- [Kkwachu Hyung] I didn't even realize.
- Do you trust us?
- We got bitten once, really.
- Then go like this with your hands.
[DinDin] Come on.
Please do it just for our sake.
- Put it on.
- Yeah, like this.
Na-rae.
[DinDin] But what happened?
- To tell you the truth
- [Kkwachu Hyung] You did. I get it.
We ran and then I'm sorry.
[Si-young] The carts collapsed,
so all the zombies
that we're trapped there
rushed to the forklift.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
I was blocking the barricade
when it collapsed. We had to run.
- But he's the worst. Seriously.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] No, come on
- You need to tie your hands too.
- [Na-rae] You said
Please, don't get me wrong.
I laugh when I get scared.
[Na-rae] Do you know what he did?
When I was trying to make a run for it,
he pushed me like this
and shouted out my name,
so of course all the zombies rushed to me.
[Hong-chul] Hey, Na-rae, Na-rae
[chuckles]
[Na-rae]
Then you could have at least kept quiet!
Na-rae, I think you're getting
too worked up because you got bitten.
What are you talking about? You pushed me.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Wow, what a jerk.
- No, I
NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED,
NOT JUST A FEW
It's not like that.
Just hear me out, okay?
[Hong-chul]
Na-rae and I were operating the forklift
but she needed to lower the forks first
before putting them under the car,
but she left them raised
so they kept hitting the car.
Like, we couldn't get them under the car.
[chuckles]
So I kept saying, "Na-rae, Na-rae, lower."
[Hong-chul chuckles]
We lifted the forks,
but you know how it is?
It has to be centered for it to work,
but I guess she felt rushed.
The car was slanted like this.
[chuckles]
- [Patricia] I saw that.
- [Hong-chul] So there was no way
of stopping it from flipping over.
So we had to pull it out and try again.
[chuckles] But this time,
it lifted like this instead.
[Hong-chul] So as I was getting
really flustered, the zombies came.
- So what?
- So what?
- What does that have to do with this?
- [DinDin] So what happened?
- So, so
- [Na-rae] So that's why you abandoned me
- I put down the car, and then
- to get bitten?
Then you should've gotten off together.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Honestly, I saw what happened.
It's true Hong-chul didn't push her
as he got off the forklift.
His hand slipped as he got off.
Just like this.
- [Na-rae] Seriously?
- You did what?
No, it wasn't like that. She
[laughs]
- [Na-rae] You threw me at them.
- [Hong-chul] She went, "Ah!"
And I got confused if her leg just hurt
or if she got bitten.
SHE CAN'T HOLD BACK HER LAUGHTER
[Hong-chul] At the time,
I couldn't help but think she got bit.
[imitates Na-rae shouting]
She kept shouting in pain like this.
What are you talking about?
I hadn't been bitten then!
Wait, the tie came undone. Oh.
Okay.
[Hong-chul] Man, my head hurts so much.
We should decide what we will do first.
What are we gonna do?
[Hong-chul]
I think the forklift will work now.
[DinDin] So the forklift works,
but they broke though the cart barricade.
Can we ask for the rice puff pop again?
- But Mr. Rice Puff
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Did he did he pass away?
POPS EVERY 15 MINUTES!
Wait, do you know
how to operate the rice puff machine?
Shush. Be quiet. Shut up.
[Na-rae] Why don't I blow up
your head instead, huh?
Wait, wait, I have something to say.
Mr. Rice Puff got bitten already.
[Si-young] And the zombies
don't attack him, you know?
THE ZOMBIES WHO GATHERED AT THE SOUND
DIDN'T ATTACK HIM
- Maybe they think he's one of them.
- [DinDin] Oh.
Then maybe they wouldn't attack these two.
[DinDin] She's right.
It might work, so let's
Okay, then let's be realistic.
[Si-young] Even if the zombies bite them
[dry chuckle]
they've been bitten already.
- [chuckles]
- [Hong-chul] Wow.
- She's she's worse than me.
- If they don't bite them
My goodness. Seriously.
[Patricia] She was asking
if they were okay earlier.
[Hong-chul] I yielded earlier.
Then okay, let's do this.
We don't wanna force them.
Raise your hand if you think
these two should go drive the forklift.
What are you talking about?
[DinDin] Because it might sound
like we're forcing you
since Si-young is the only one
who mentioned it.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Yeah, it's okay, raise your hand.
- Did you raise your hand?
- [DinDin] You two are
[chuckles]
No, I'm scratching.
- [Na-rae] You did, didn't you?
- Just scratching.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Let's just say Hong-chul did
The two who got bitten already,
so the zombies
might recognize them and not bite.
Or if they do bite,
they're already infected.
[DinDin]
And Na-rae can drive the forklift well.
Raise your hand if you think
- She is. She's good.
- they should drive the forklift.
Let's decide by a majority vote.
[cheeky tense music]
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TWO
WHO GOT BITTEN RAISED THEIR HANDS
- I can do it.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Put your hands down.
- It's already decided.
- [Na-rae] Put them down.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] You're awful.
- It's because my head hurts.
Then, if you move the car
with the forklift,
we'll take you with us at least.
THERE ARE CONDITIONS
FOR THEIR SURVIVAL NOW
Honestly, if the zombies don't go
after them when they drive the forklift,
it might be better for us.
- They can go in front of us.
- [Patricia] I see.
What are you saying?
You're going to use us as human shields?
SHE DOESN'T HESITATE TO DISCRIMINATE
[Na-rae] Man, she really is the worst.
[Kkwachu Hyung] It's even worse
because she said it so nicely.
[Na-rae] She's telling us to face
- I think that's a good idea.
- the zombies head-on.
- Come with us. Come on.
- [Hong-chul] I'll get the car.
- Let's escape this place together.
- [Na-rae] You promise?
[Kkwachu Hyung] I don't trust you.
Dex, you tell us.
- Hyung, come with us.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Okay, we'll go.
- That settles it.
- Hey, Dex. No going back on your word.
- But I'll be sure to keep a look out.
- We'll make sure to have
some safety measures though.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Okay.
We're okay with that. Okay.
- [Na-rae cries]
- [Patricia] Unni, I'm so sorry.
- Just drive the forklift for us.
- We should've tried harder.
- [Si-young] Please.
- Gosh, Hong-chul.
Seriously.
[whines]
[Hong-chul] That car needs to be moved
for us to get out.
[tense music]
- Oppa, what if they bite us?
- Here we go. Let's go. Hurry.
[Na-rae] Darn it. Wait.
To be honest, Kkwachu Hyung,
you know, talked too much.
He ordered us around like he's the leader.
Yeah, he had too much to say.
IF YOU LEAVE,
THEY TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK!
A NEW LESSON LEARNED!
They went. Let's look. Come on.
They went? They did?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Stand behind me.
Damn it. What do we do?
[Na-rae] Oppa, they're coming!
[tense music continues]
Oppa, they're coming!
No, goodbye. This way's the exit.
Oh, no. What do we do?
Darn it. What do we do? Oh, no.
[Na-rae] They're coming. They're coming.
- [Na-rae whimpers]
- [imitates zombie growling]
My goodness, what do we do?
Oppa, they're gonna bite us.
They're gonna bite! They're gonna bite!
- [Hong-chul] What's going on?
- [zombies growling]
- [Hong-chul] What?
- Did they bite?
What?
[Tsuki] No! No! No!
[tense music continues]
[growling]
No, wait. They're not attacking.
- [DinDin] Maybe they smell different.
- [Patricia] They aren't attacking.
[Hong-chul] Maybe you smell like them
after you get bitten.
THE INFECTED HUMANS' BLOOD
SMELLS LIKE ZOMBIES'
Hey, they're scattering.
- [Tsuki] My goodness.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Good. That's good.
- [Si-young] They must be so scared.
- I don't think they can see them.
- They must think they're one of them.
- [Tsuki] They're not biting.
SI-YOUNG'S HYPOTHESIS
HAS BEEN VERIFIED!
Na-rae, try driving the forklift now.
Go slowly. Slowly.
Walk like a zombie. Let's go slowly.
Forget it.
Why do we have to act like zombies?
- Just go.
- It's just, I thought
- it'd make it more fun.
- This is great. There's hope.
Where'd the grape candy go?
[Na-rae] Right,
I think we need to back it up.
[forklift beeping, rumbling]
- Here. Yes. Yeah, like that.
- [zombies growling]
THE ZOMBIES ARE DRAWN
TO THE NOISE OF THE FORKLIF
- Move it. Let's go.
- [DinDin] Let's go.
[forklift beeping, rumbling]
Get in.
I hit my head.
[forklift beeping]
[Kkwachu Hyung] Oh, crap.
They're coming to us again.
- No, we're fine.
- We're fine though.
[Na-rae] They won't come to us. Lift it.
THEY LOST INTERES
AFTER CONFIRMING THEY'RE INFECTED
Oppa, you're so good at driving this.
A HALF-ZOMBIE
DRIVES BETTER THAN A HUMAN
- [Na-rae] This isn't easy.
- [Hong-chul] Hey,
- your friends are rooting for you.
- [Na-rae] This way.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
[Hong-chul] Everyone is rooting for you.
All of your friends.
Is he kidding me?
[tense music continues]
They lifted it. Yes.
Oh, hey. They got it. They got it.
He's the best driver
out of all the zombies.
- Being a zombie suits him.
- Oh.
[Jonathan] Wow. He's so great.
Wow. He's so great.
[Hong-chul] He's doing great.
- [Si-young] Oh, wow. Wow!
- [Hong-chul] More than good enough.
THE ESCAPE PATH IS SECURED
- [Si-young] We got it. Yes!
- [Hong-chul] Nice. Nice.
- [Na-rae] Nice?
- [Hong-chul] Nice.
Do we really wanna go with them that much
to do all this?
Great work.
[Hong-chul] They did a good job.
But I mean,
there are some benefits to being infected.
Yeah. We don't know when they'll turn,
but if they can maintain
their current state
I think it'll be okay for them
to stay with us.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
We've secured the path now.
Okay. Go over there.
Let's keep separated for now.
[Kkwachu Hyung] It makes us feel like crap
when you applaud like that.
- [Na-rae] Seriously. You're the worst.
- No, no.
Oppa, the balance was off
because you were driving it wrong.
But the two of you aren't scared
of zombies anymore, right?
They seemed to be debating
if they wanted to bite us or not.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
I don't think we're fully zombies yet.
[Na-rae] We must not be.
[Kkwachu Hyung] After smelling us,
I thought they would bite us,
- but then they just went away.
- [Na-rae] Yeah.
I'm a bit nervous though.
"SAFETY MEASURES" COME TO MIND
AS THINGS ARE SOMEWHAT SETTLED
- It's not that I don't trust you
- [Dex] There's a surefire way.
but I'm just worried
it might be hard on you.
[tense music]
- We can cut off their arms.
- What?
- [Patricia] What?
- Oh.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] That's crazy!
- You wanna cut
If you don't want that,
let us tie your arms for now.
MY GOODNESS! HE SCARES THEM
TO GET THEM TO COOPERATE
I'll be gentle.
[Hong-chul]
We have no idea when you'll turn.
You'll feel tormented.
Damn it. Seriously?
- It doesn't hurt?
- [Na-rae] No.
HE'S STILL SWEET IN THE MIDST OF ALL THIS
If I turn,
I know the one person I wanna bite.
Me too. Me too, me too.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Let's do it together.
- Wait, let's settle who gets dibs.
- [Na-rae] Rock, paper, scissors.
- I'll bite the left side,
- you take the right, okay?
- [Na-rae] Okay, okay.
- [rattling]
- Oh! There's a rope.
We can tie Na-rae and Hyung with it.
Oh, right.
SO MANY PEOPLE
THE HALF-ZOMBIES COULD BITE
Okay.
- [Dex] Open your mouth.
- [Na-rae whimpers]
[Kkwachu Hyung]
You said you wouldn't gag us.
I just have to make sure
you can still breathe, right?
SCARY WORDS IN A SWEET TONE
I can't believe this.
- You never know.
- [Patricia] I feel terrible.
I can still talk.
[Hong-chul]
We'll untie you in a bit, hyung.
They cleared up the path,
so let's carefully go that way.
[suspenseful music]
[zombie growling softly]
- [Jonathan] Get in now. Hurry.
- [Dex] Get in.
[Na-rae] You have to help us on.
[grunts]
[Dex] Get in. Oh, no. I got it.
[Hong-chul] Oh, my goodness.
[Na-rae] Be careful.
- [Jonathan] I'm gonna fold this.
- [Hong-chul] We're all set.
[suspenseful music continues]
[narrator] Everyone is on board.
We're all good. Okay, okay.
We're screwed. Damn it.
- [Tsuki] What's wrong?
- I need to drive in reverse
- looking at this.
- [Tsuki] You're right.
But they covered the back.
- [Tsuki] I think they can see us.
- [DinDin] I think they can see us, yeah.
They won't be able to see us
if we cover this up.
THEY COVERED THE WINDOWS
WITH NEWSPAPER
[Tsuki]
We can't see in front of us either.
What do we do? We can't see at all.
[Tsuki]
Maybe we need to open the back door.
[DinDin] Like, they need to open the back.
Let's start the car first.
- Okay. Got it.
- [engine starting]
[zombies growling]
[suspenseful music continues]
[Tsuki] Let's go! We can do it.
There's a rear-view camera, yes!
HE SHIFTED INTO REVERSE
AND THE REARVIEW CAMERA TURNED ON!
[Tsuki] Nice, nice, nice!
THEY CAN ONLY SEE VIA THE MONITOR
AND MUST DRIVE BACKWARD
- [Jonathan] We can do it.
- He should be able to see.
[Jonathan]
We just have to get out of here.
We're escaping this place.
[narrator] The quest begins.
ESCAPE THE PARKING LO
DRIVING WITH COVERED WINDOWS
[DinDin] Hold on tight! Hold on tight!
[Tsuki] Hold on tight, please!
[engine rumbling]
[intense suspenseful music]
- [Hong-chul] Gosh, hey, hey!
- [Si-young] Be careful.
[Hong-chul] That's too loud.
We're too loud, too loud!
- Oh.
- Darn it.
- [Hong-chul] We're too loud, too loud!
- [rattling]
[Na-rae] Be careful.
[Tsuki] Nice, nice, nice.
We can only go between these two.
[intense suspenseful music continues]
- [clattering]
- [clanks]
- [clattering]
- [clanks]
Huh? What's that sound?
- Did we run over someone?
- It's the cars.
We're scraping against the cars.
[tense music]
[Hong-chul whimpering]
[scraping]
- Oh, gosh. Be careful. Gosh.
- Be careful.
Darn it.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Oh, damn. Oh, man.
- [Hong-chul] Huh?
- Hey, hey, the side mirrors. Close them.
- [Dex] Watch your hand. Put it inside.
Your hand. Put it inside.
HIS HAND COULD'VE BEEN CUT OFF
[Si-young] I think it's best
we don't hold onto the side.
[Dex] Right, hold on to the rope.
SUCH DRIVING SKILLS
WILL RAISE HIS INSURANCE PREMIUM
Damn it, we just need
to keep pushing through this way.
- [DinDin] One second.
- Hmm.
[Hong-chul] Hey, we're stuck.
[Kkwachu Hyung] No,
you have to force your way out.
THE OWNER OF THE TRUCK
WOULD BE DEVASTATED TO SEE THIS
Are we stuck?
- [Hong-chul] Shoot! It's totally stuck.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We're almost out.
- [Dex] We're almost there.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We're nearly there.
[Dex] Huh? Why is he going the other way?
He should have kept going.
Pull out, pull out!
- [all grunt]
- Oppa, hold this, hold this.
Hey, hey, hey! Let's switch drivers.
[Hong-chul] Switch drivers?
This reminds me
of my traumatic experience.
Kkwachu Hyung is a good driver.
Actually no.
Can Si-young drive instead?
This isn't working. We'll guide you.
The zombies will get off and spot you.
WELL, IF YOU'RE OFFERING
- [Na-rae] We will.
- Be honest. That's what you wanted.
[chuckles]
Would that be okay?
DinDin. DinDin, stop the car for a second
so people can get off.
The zombies are gonna get off!
Don't move the car!
Unni, don't call us zombies.
Don't say the zombies are getting off.
[DinDin] You have to tug
on the flaps you've opened.
No, not that. I said
the two zombies are getting off now.
I said don't call us "two zombies"!
- [Na-rae] Call us "people"!
- [Si-young] The two are getting off,
- so just hold tight.
- [Patricia] Okay.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Go a bit forward
and you have to go to the right.
[Na-rae] He says to pull to the right,
and then go.
[Hong-chul] Turn right as you go forward.
HE DOESN'T KNOW RIGHT FROM LEF
This won't work.
Turn right as you go forward.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Back up, back up.
- [Hong-chul] Opposite, opposite.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Okay, okay, okay.
[Si-young] DinDin's driving scares me
more than the zombies.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Release the wheel as you back up.
- Keep straight.
- [Na-rae] Turn the wheel. Turn the wheel.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Okay, okay, okay. Back up.
[Na-rae] He says okay.
Oppa, you're the best zombie valet
parking attendant I know.
[laughter]
Still, things are working out.
We haven't laughed like this in a while.
THEY MANAGE TO LAUGH AMIDST THE CHAOS
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Steer left.
- Steer left.
Kkwachu, Kkwachu, get in.
- [Dex] He's back.
- [Na-rae] Hey, get in.
Wait, don't go.
The zombie isn't inside yet.
[Na-rae] You're the best at parking
among the zombies I know.
[laughter]
[Kkwachu Hyung] He's doing so well but
the windows are covered with newspaper.
[Na-rae] He's only relying
on the rear-view camera, right?
[Si-young] Still, DinDin,
you should go slowly.
- The rice puffs smell so good.
- He still
[ominous rock music]
- [Jonathan] Are we finally leaving?
- [Si-young] Yes, we're finally leaving.
- [Hong-chul] Hey, we're finally going.
- [Na-rae] We're going?
[ominous rock music continues]
HE SEES A GROUP OF ZOMBIES
RUSHING OVER TO THE CAR!
We're finally leaving.
- [Hong-chul] We're escaping.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Oh, no! Oh, no!
- [Hong-chul] We're finally leaving.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Oh, no! Oh, no!
[Hong-chul] We're escaping.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] No!
- [Hong-chul] We're going to escape!
[indistinct shouting]
[Jonathan] No! Push them off!
No! Push them off!
[Si-young] What is it?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
No!
- [Mr. Jung] Rice puffs!
- [rice puffer popping]
[intense rock music]
[narrator] The quest is complete.
Everyone escapes.
[emotional music]
HE'S LEFT ALONE IN THE PARKING LO
AFTER MAKING THE FINAL RICE PUFFS
It's okay. Don't be scared.
We're all here together.
[Mr. Jung] Okay, okay. Okay, dear.
- [Mr. Jung] Flee now.
- You have to come with me.
- [Mr. Jung] No, no, no, I can't.
- No, please come with me.
THE PROMISE TO ESCAPE TOGETHER
COULD NOT BE KEPT
[Jonathan] There are zombies everywhere.
Are you kidding? You're even riding a car
with two right now.
[laughter]
THEY SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT HIM
[DinDin] We wouldn't have gotten out
if it weren't for me!
[emotional music continues]
I don't wanna become like them.
[groans]
[ominous music]
[ominous music intensifying]
[music fades]
- [gentle music]
- [insects chirping]
THERE ARE 7 SURVIVORS AND 2 INFECTED
[male anchor] Central Disaster
and Safety Countermeasures announced
it will seal off Seoul
beginning at midnight.
[female anchor]
It's rapidly spreading to nearby areas
such as Eunpyeong-gu and Yongsan-gu.
[male anchor] Many people
have already lost their lives.
[female anchor]
Since Seoul has been sealed off,
transit to areas outside the city
is completely restricted.
Cargo and shipping have also been blocked.
[gentle music continues]
- [Tsuki] Do you know where we are?
- [DinDin] Wow.
No. I just kept driving
to the countryside for now.
[Tsuki] Right.
It's similar to the countryside in Japan.
- Is it?
- [Tsuki] Totally.
[male anchor] Professor, you're claiming
that they are not exactly zombies.
[professor] Zombies? That's nonsense.
What you're talking about here,
they're fiction, created in movies.
[male anchor]
Professor, please, calm down.
[male anchor] What are
the countermeasures after infection?
- There is no cure as of yet, is there?
- [professor sighs heavily]
[professor] Unfortunately,
vaccine development takes
an average of ten years worldwide.
[dramatic sting]
THERE IS NOWHERE TO HIDE
IF THEY SUDDENLY TURN INTO ZOMBIES
It's morning now.
FORTUNATELY THEY DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE TURNED YE
What are you doing, oppa?
Is your leg okay?
[chuckles]
It looked like you were pushing
- her leg away.
- Why did you push my leg? Okay?
[Na-rae] That's my leg
[Si-young]
You've started to change already.
[grunts]
No, I'm fine.
- I am. Hey, stop that. See? There?
- Show me your teeth.
- My teeth are the same.
- [Hong-chul] Hey, are you guys not tired?
It's nice to come to a place
with less people.
[cheeky music]
- We
- Hey! Come on!
Hyung, are the zombies okay?
Well, no, I think they've changed a bit.
They've become more irritable.
They seem more aggressive too.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] No, we're not.
- Aggressive? It's all because of you!
- Okay?
- You shouldn't be the one talking.
[Hong-chul]
Hey, but look at the doctor too.
[Jonathan] It's a little
It's a bit different from earlier.
They're turning. They're turning.
We should open this for now. Yeah.
- Oh, unbelievable.
- Jeez.
- [Hong-chul] Because of the sunlight.
- I mean
You know,
they might not be okay with the sunlight.
- Right.
- We're not vampires.
But still, you never know.
There's nothing around here.
So I think you can open up the cover.
[Jonathan] Shall we open it up?
[Hong-chul] It's daytime now.
Let's get some sunlight.
[Hong-chul grunts]
It's nice and bright.
Ah, it's so nice. Done on this side.
[foreboding music]
[DinDin] Everything okay?
Are the zombies okay?
- [Na-rae] What now?
- The situation isn't good.
This is because I overexerted myself.
That's why the color's changed.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
My veins popped up because I got angry.
But eventually, it's a fact
that you'll turn into zombies.
- No, but the thing is
- It's already been six to seven hours.
So honestly, we did get scratched a bit.
Yes, it's only a scratch.
- I think it was a bite.
- It wasn't a scratch.
- I can see your flesh.
- [Na-rae] Come on.
- This
- There's a wound.
- [Na-rae] We didn't get bitten.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Their nails are long.
- [Na-rae] They have long nails.
- [Jonathan] You know, as two zombies,
I think you guys talk too much.
My energy's dropping,
so I'm talking to recharge myself.
- Oh, so you're feeling weak?
- You're feeling weak?
- No, because I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
- I'm fading because I'm so hungry.
If your energy's dropping,
you'll reach that state
- between a human and a zombie.
- He's a borderline zombie.
It's because I'm hungry. Aren't you?
And we're still human,
so don't call us zombies.
- Yeah. It's upsetting to hear.
- I'm sensitive.
Are the zombies okay?
[DinDin] Na-rae's face is so pale.
You punk, if you keep calling us zombies,
you'll be the first one I kill.
- [Na-rae] I swear.
- Listen to me. We have to be cool-headed.
We can't accept zombies. No exception.
[tense music]
- Yes, he's right.
- [DinDin] In the end
But what will we do when they do turn?
IF THEY BITE OTHERS,
THERE WILL BE MORE ZOMBIES
- [Si-young] What do we do?
- I mean, look, think about it
- Na-rae, this is important.
- [Hong-chul] This is important.
- This is important.
- [Si-young] Don't try to just avoid it.
Then let's go separately.
There are two of us, so if you abandon us,
we'll go our own way
and make it ourselves together.
- No, don't abandon us!
- Once you turn into zombies,
you won't try to go your own way.
You'll try to bite us.
[Hong-chul] Right, you'll try to eat us.
- We're not gonna bite you.
- [Si-young] So I'm asking what will we do
- when they do turn like that?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] But we I mean, we
[Jonathan] No, no, we should have them
fight the zombies off.
I mean, the zombies ignored us last time.
So you can use us then.
If you promise you won't abandon us,
- I'll do that.
- Yeah!
- Come on.
- That's why you can't abandon us.
- Right.
- Let's say there are lots of zombies.
- Who will go there?
- If that happens,
you can tell us to go first.
[Si-young] Honestly,
if the zombies don't go after them,
it might be better for us.
- They can go in front of us.
- [Patricia] I see.
[Na-rae] What are you saying?
You're going to use us as human shields?
Yes, right.
[tense music continues]
In any case, let's work as a team.
[DinDin] Jonathan made a run for it.
Hong-chul pushed Na-rae.
I think it's because we don't have
- a leader.
- [Jonathan] Yeah.
That's why Kkwachu Hyung
went out there alone and got bitten.
He has a point.
We have no system whatsoever.
- He's right.
- Right. Right.
I think it's best we select a leader now
and do as they say.
[Si-young]
We don't know when that'll be though.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Let me say this as an outsider.
- I think Lee Si-young.
- Yeah. Si-young.
- Miss Lee here.
- Me too.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
It doesn't matter she's a woman.
[Patricia] Yeah, she has what it takes
- to be a leader.
- She's the calmest of us all.
- [Dex] Yeah, the most cool-headed.
- [Hong-chul] Yeah.
[Kkwachu Hyung] She's very cool-headed.
[DinDin] Si-young should do it.
She's been taking care
of Tsuki and everyone.
[Tsuki] I agree.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Let's decide by a vote.
- Raise your hand if you want Si-young
- [Si-young] Wait, wait.
- [Jonathan] Hold on.
- I really don't feel confident enough
to be the leader.
But I'll do my best
to support the leader as the subleader.
Because I feel too much pressure
with something like that.
[Na-rae]
But I really want you to be the leader.
What are the qualifications
for the leader?
I get too flustered when I see zombies.
We need someone who can lead us
so we survive.
- [Hong-chul] Yeah.
- Then I think I can do it.
No, not you.
Yeah, like,
I think Jonathan lacks life experience.
HE HAS PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE IN FLEEING
- [Patricia] What are you gonna do, huh?
- [Na-rae] You just made a run for it.
- He might have great judgment skills.
- Right.
I don't think
Hong-chul should be the leader.
- [chuckles] What is it?
- [Na-rae] Hong-chul
This guy is definitely a future zombie.
No, no. Na-rae knows me well.
- Not him.
- I support gender equality.
- And cosmopolitanism.
- Yeah.
All right, you shouldn't pick who to help
based on the situation
but everyone
should take care of themselves.
- [Na-rae] I told you. I told you.
- Anyone but Hong-chul.
- [Tsuki] Huh?
- [Na-rae] It's better
- to just keep your mouth shut
- [DinDin] Not Hong-chul.
and stay silent.
As for me, even though he's young,
I pick Dex since he has experience.
- And regardless, DinDin
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Yeah, DinDin.
But DinDin too.
He has terrible judgment skills.
- Be quiet!
- [Na-rae] Dex. Mr. Dex.
Mr. Dex, aren't you much younger than him?
- Hyung, how old are you?
- [Tsuki] How old are you?
- [Na-rae] How old are you?
- I'm 28.
- You're 32, aren't you?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] I see.
Then why are you acting like that?
- [Dex] You call me hyung
- You're only 28.
[laughter]
That punk kept acting tough and talking
- with a deep voice.
- [Na-rae] That punk?
[Hong-chul] He's still immature, isn't he?
- Someone like him can't be the leader.
- [DinDin] What year were you born?
- [Na-rae] Right. Not him.
- In any case,
- Dex has the most combat experience
- Never, never
- He's also the most cool-headed.
- out of all of us.
- He should be the leader.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Okay.
He comes up with tactics
and Si-young makes the final decision.
- Like, she'll have the most power.
- [Na-rae] Yes.
So if Si-young
doesn't approve of something,
- then the leader can't force it, okay?
- [Dex] Sure.
- [Hong-chul] Our leader.
- [Na-rae] Dex, he's our leader.
- [Patricia] And subleader.
- [Hong-chul] The subleader.
- [Dex] Then she's the subleader.
- [Na-rae] Okay.
And how about DinDin be the commander?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] That works for me.
- [Na-rae] Yeah. That's great.
[Dex]
Because he really did so much back there.
- Right.
- [Patricia] Yes, right.
Isn't a commander just basically
- a human shield?
- [Na-rae] No.
- [Patricia] You're our protector.
- You're a genius.
[Dex] No, no, not at all.
DINDIN IS THE COMMANDER
[Tsuki] Okay.
[uneasy music]
Like, it was so hectic back there,
like a battlefield,
but it's so tranquil here.
- [Na-rae] It's so nice.
- You suddenly feel relaxed, right?
- [Si-young] Yes.
- That's when it's most dangerous.
- [Si-young] I'm so tired.
- I wanna go somewhere warm
- and have a meal.
- [Dex] I think I'd pass out immediately
- if we did.
- But I'm so, so hungry.
- The bag. We really should eat something.
- [Jonathan] Right.
- [Hong-chul] Here! The food.
- [Dex] Wait, this is all we have.
SI-YOUNG, THE SUBLEADER,
GUARDED THIS BAG WITH HER LIFE!
- [Dex] We have to divide it up well.
- [Na-rae] Seriously?
- [Hong-chul] These are all delicious.
- Oh, there are chocolate bars.
- [Hong-chul] Ah, yes.
- [Patricia] Grape candy too.
[Hong-chul]
Oh, you got all the good stuff.
- [Jonathan] Good, we have lots of water.
- [Patricia] That's great.
- [Dex] How many?
- [Jonathan] Five bottles.
[Dex] We'll barely survive
a day or two with these.
Leader, can I eat one?
- One. You may eat just one.
- [Patricia] That was
- [chuckles] Come on.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] I found it.
- [Na-rae] It's fish sauce.
- [Si-young] Oh, fish sauce.
He was about to get angry.
- We've all become too sensitive.
- But
I'm 40 and asked for a piece of chocolate.
[Hong-chul]
We had such a tough night together.
It's understandable.
- It was such a tough night.
- [Si-young] I want one.
I just meant that, if you eat
a lot of these, you'll get thirsty.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] You're right.
- [Na-rae] Yeah, yeah.
[Patricia] Let's just eat one. That's all.
- [Na-rae] There's no one around.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Let me have one too.
It's delicious.
When we get to a town,
will there be a place to rest?
- I wanna wash up.
- Yep.
It'll be nice to go into a house,
lock the door, and stay inside.
[DinDin] I want to wash up and eat.
[Tsuki] Me too. We haven't eaten.
[gentle music]
[Na-rae] Gosh,
it really is so quiet here though.
As if nothing happened.
It's peaceful.
[DinDin] The road is blocked ahead.
- It's blocked?
- It's blocked?
- [Hong-chul] What? What? What? Why?
- Why is the road blocked?
[Dex] Let's stop the car here, hyung.
Wait. Doesn't this mean
there could be zombies here?
[Kkwachu Hyung]
That means someone's here, right?
It looks like
they abandoned the car and fled.
- [Patricia] Wait.
- [Dex] Hyung, stop, stop, stop, stop.
[Si-young]
There must be some here too then,
- judging by that car accident.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Right.
If there's an accident,
that means someone was here.
[Hong-chul] Tsuki, what kind of car is it?
[Tsuki] Mercedes-Benz.
- [Na-rae] Mercedes-Benz? Great.
- [Hong-chul] And the one next to it?
- [DinDin] Looks like a delivery truck.
- [Tsuki] It's a delivery truck.
FOR GROCERIES AND CLOTHES
ROCKET I DELIVERY
[mysterious music]
THE ROAD IS BLOCKED
A MYSTERIOUS CAR ACCIDEN
- No one is there? Do you see anyone?
- [Dex] I think there is someone.
- I mean, there's been an accident.
- [Tsuki] I can see someone.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Can you see that, there?
- [DinDin] Someone's head.
[Kkwachu-Hyung]
You can see someone's head,
- right?
- [Tsuki] It's a woman. It's a woman.
IT LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE IS INSIDE THE MERCEDES-BENZ
[Hong-chul] Yeah, I can see
someone's head. Their head.
Let's check out the person first
and then the delivery truck.
- Since we're infected, we'll stay here.
- Keep your distance.
[DinDin] Shouldn't the zombies
go check something like this?
You punk,
I told you not to call us zombies.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Right.
- I'm telling you,
if I become a zombie,
- I'll kill you first. Okay. I'm sorry.
- Please calm down, noona.
[Dex] He sure is the commander.
- [DinDin] Wait. Hold on. You lead.
- The tape.
Aren't you the commander?
- [DinDin] No, you lead.
- Okay.
HE IMMEDIATELY PASSED ON HIS DUTIES
- [Tsuki] There's a woman in the car.
- No one is in the truck.
[Jonathan] They could be in there.
Like when we open the door.
No way.
- [DinDin] I think she's dead.
- [Jonathan] Seriously?
[Patricia gasps]
LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES.
ARE THEY HERE TOO?
She got bitten.
She's wearing a Rolex watch.
Really?
THE DEAD BODY IS COVERED
IN LUXURY GOODS
- [Patricia] It's really expensive.
- [Jonathan] Hyung, that's a Rolex.
- Can we just take the watch?
- That's a Chanel bag.
[tense music]
- Hyung, you'll be okay by yourself, right?
- Yeah.
- [Na-rae] Oppa.
- [Dex] Hyung.
- Come here.
- Oppa, where are you going?
- Come here.
- Come here.
- [Na-rae] Where are you going? Come here.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Come here.
- Wait, I forgot for a second there.
- [Na-rae] Come here. Come on over here.
- I mean, I thought I was one of you.
- [Na-rae] Come here.
- What do you mean?
- [Hong-chul] I thought I was with you.
- Come on, come here. Where are you going?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] You are. Come here.
- Oppa?
- So, how is it?
[Patricia] Let's take the bag.
- The Chanel bag and the watch.
- [DinDin] Just the Chanel bag for now.
[Tsuki gasps]
- [Si-young] This
- [Tsuki] Huh? She's moving. She's moving.
- [Tsuki screams]
- [growling]
[Si-young] That scared me.
[Hong-chul] What? Hey. She's turning.
- [Dex] Let's get out of here for now.
- [Jonathan] Come on, hurry up.
- [Dex] Come on, Patricia.
- [Si-young] She's wearing the seat belt.
[DinDin] She's wearing the seat belt,
so she can't get out.
[zombie growling]
- [DinDin] She can't get out.
- Open this up.
Wait, noona.
Let's take one side at a time.
- Hey, be careful, careful!
- Oh, no! Don't open it. Don't.
THE LEADERS ARE ACTING RECKLESSLY
[suspenseful music]
[Kkwachu Hyung] Okay, hurry. Come on!
- [Patricia] No zombies.
- [Hong-chul] There's lots of stuff.
[Patricia] Wow. There are
so many things in here.
FULL OF SURVIVAL SUPPLIES
[Tsuki] There's water!
ALAS WHAT A MEANINGLESS SACRIFICE
- [DinDin] Oh! There are packages.
- [Na-rae] What?
[Patricia] Wow. There are
so many things in here.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Is it okay to just take them?
Is it okay? Give it here. Come on.
For now, let's just get the
Hey, leader!
[Na-rae] Bring them over. Move them.
Move them, move them. Hurry.
THE SHOPPING SPREE STARTED
BEFORE THE LEADER'S ORDERS
- [Dex] Wait. Hold up for a second.
- [Na-rae] What is it?
[Hong-chul] Hey, hey. Hold on. Stop.
- Let's not take just anything.
- [Na-rae] Great. Bring it. Okay.
Don't take them all.
- [Jonathan] Hold up for a second.
- This is theft. Theft. That's what it is.
Hold on. No, no. Wait.
[Na-rae] Ramyeon! Ramyeon!
LUCKY! THEY CAN SURVIVE
FOR A WHILE WITH THESE
Ah, if we had ramyeon without kimchi
[Tsuki] Here you go.
- [Na-rae] Ramyeon!
- [Tsuki] Ramyeon!
- [DinDin] Noona, we can't just take them.
- [Si-young] What is it?
- Why?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] They're not ours.
- But consider what has happened.
- [Tsuki] In this situation
In a world like this.
Let's take some clothing first.
THEY COULD BE IN DANGER
IF DISTRACTED BY THE GOODS
Take some clothes so we can change out
of these bloodstained ones.
- [Tsuki] Yeah, definitely.
- [Dex] I'll hop on and hand you
some items that could be useful.
- [Jonathan] Okay.
- [Tsuki] Great.
- [DinDin] Clothes, clothes, clothes.
- Put them on.
[chuckles]
It's animal pajamas.
[Hong-chul] Hey, this.
Do you think these will be useful?
[Dex] This could help prevent
getting bitten by zombies.
- They're too tight.
- [Patricia] You have to zip up your butt.
YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR A COLONOSCOPY
[cheeky music]
Like this. In any case,
we should be dressed properly.
It's cold.
Take the bag. Take the bag.
- Yes, yes, good job.
- Gosh, oppa.
- It's a Chanel bag.
- What's inside?
Only take what we need.
[Hong-chul] No one needs makeup, right?
- [Patricia] Makeup?
- [DinDin] We might need it.
- You never know.
- [Patricia] Let's take it.
We could remove bloodstains.
- [Na-rae] I feel bad for taking the bag.
- Tissue?
- [Tsuki] Let's just take the makeup. Yeah.
- The makeup. Just that.
- Yeah, right.
- You're taking What's that? A Chanel bag?
THE LUXURIOUS HALF-ZOMBIE
IS REPRIMANDED
[Na-rae]
Taking the bag is a bit much, right?
[Patricia] Yeah, right.
- That would be so shameless.
- [Na-rae] Ah, I agree.
[ominous music]
[Na-rae] We'll return your makeup
right after using it. It'll be fine.
- [Patricia] Oh, I'm sorry.
- [Na-rae] I feel terrible.
- [Patricia] Oh, gosh. Bye.
- Come on, let's go.
[DinDin] Wait, shoot!
We have no time for this.
Turn around. Look! It's zombies.
Zombies are coming!
- [Jonathan] Oh, no!
- [Hong-chul] Hurry!
[DinDin] Turn around. Look! It's zombies.
Zombies are coming!
- [Jonathan] Oh, no!
- [Hong-chul] Hurry!
- Wait.
- Hey, there! We have to move that first.
EMERGENCY! THEY MUST CLEAR THE ROAD
[Kkwachu Hyung] Should I close this then?
We're exposed.
We're exposed. We're exposed.
- [menacing music]
- [zombies growling]
[DinDin] Let's push it to the side.
[Hong-chul]
We should push it backward, right?
- [DinDin] Move aside. Move! Move!
- [Na-rae] Move?
[Hong-chul] One, two, three.
[Dex] Let's first
Oh. It's moving. It's moving.
Keep going. It's moving. It's moving.
- [DinDin] We can get by it, right?
- [Na-rae] Wait, wait, wait.
- [Hong-chul] This much?
- [DinDin] It's fine. Stop. Stop.
- [Na-rae] Stop. Stop, stop.
- [Patricia] Oh? Oh
- [Hong-chul] Na-rae, hurry, hurry! Get in!
- [DinDin] There. Get in, hurry!
- [Na-rae] Get in?
- [DinDin] Yes, yes. Get in. That one.
[Dex] Let's go. Come on.
- [Hong-chul] Get in this one here. Na-rae!
- Hurry!
[Na-rae] Oppa, what if they abandon us?
- I know, right? Seriously.
- Damn it. This doesn't feel right.
- Hey!
- [DinDin] Sit down. Sit.
- [Dex] Let's go! Let's go!
- [Hong-chul] They're coming!
[menacing music continues]
- [DinDin] What's going on?
- [Hong-chul] What is this?
They came all the way here?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] It's a manual car.
- [Na-rae] It's manual?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Sorry.
We should be riding in that one.
- [Si-young] Can you drive it?
- [DinDin] Follow us. Follow us.
[Hong-chul] DinDin, step on the gas.
Go! Go!
- [chuckles] Just in case.
- Why, oppa?
You wanna ditch them?
Take us with you!
Oh, come on. Hey!
[intense menacing music]
[growling]
Hey, I feel much more at ease.
[laughter]
Look at them. Don't drive too far ahead!
[Hong-chul] See?
He's can't even use the blinkers right.
He's not fine.
[laughing]
[intense rock music]
[gentle music]
[Dex] It's getting so cold, hyung.
It's so chilly now that the sun has set.
[Tsuki] I'm so hungry. I'm starving.
[Si-young] Huh? We're here?
[DinDin] I see people.
There are people? What?
[calm music]
[Hong-chul] Oh.
It's a town.
There are people here.
We'll follow you until the very end.
- Yes.
- Jerks.
[Na-rae] Huh? What? What? What's going on?
- [Dex] Someone's guarding the place.
- [Ho-cheol] Who are you? Stop. Stop. Stop.
What if we can't go in?
- No, no, wait. He's coming this way.
- Let's stop. Stop here.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] They're coming this way.
- [Na-rae] Oh, no.
Okay, what do we do?
What if we get caught?
[Ho-cheol]
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Wait.
- [Si-young] Hello.
- Hey. Hi.
What's going on?
- It's safe here, right?
- [Dex] Hello. Hi.
- [Ho-cheol] Get out first. Everyone, out.
- Okay, okay.
Where did you come from?
- [Hong-chul] We came from Seoul.
- [Dex] Seoul.
- From Seoul?
- [Patricia] We're safe.
Thank you so much!
- No, wait! This way!
- No! Don't come closer.
[tense music]
ON A BRIDGE OUTSIDE OF A TOWN
THE RESIDENTS STOP THEM
Oppa, act a bit
Act a little dumb, okay?
- Okay, I'll act dumb
- Don't act like a doctor.
- like I'm a bit stupid. Yeah.
- [Na-rae] I mean,
we look suspicious, right?
- This way.
- [Dex] Hello,
- we came from Seoul.
- Is that so? Nice to meet you.
- [Dex] Yes, yes, yes. Nice to meet you.
- [Hong-chul] Nice to meet you.
- [Ho-cheol] Were you playing baseball?
- [Hong-chul] Hey, sir.
- [Dex] Are you the town chief?
- [Jun-hyeok] Yes, I am.
- [Patricia] Hello. Hello.
- [Hong-chul] Nice to meet you.
But what brings you here?
Well, we Something horrible happened,
so we came to take shelter
in this safe town.
SOMETHING HORRIBLE?
THIS IS NEWS TO THEM
- Nothing happened here, right?
- [Jun-hyeok] No.
But the thing is,
our town doesn't accept outsiders.
[Hong-chul] This town is uncontaminated!
- It's uncontaminated?
- Wow! That's great.
You know these celebrities, right?
- [Hong-chul] Hey. Hi.
- Celebrities. They're all celebrities.
NO ID ON THEM
SO THEY USE THEIR FACES
- Celebrities. She's an actress.
- [Na-rae] Yeah.
Huh? I've never seen her.
[Dex] Celebrities. They're on TV.
[Jun-hyeok]
I don't know celebrities at all.
[suspenseful music]
- [Ho-cheol] Pa Park Park Na-rae.
- Yes, I am.
I'm on I Live Alone.
And he's on Two Days and One Night.
- [Na-rae] No, no.
- Yeah, right. That's me, sir.
[Ho-cheol] Oh, right, yes, yes.
It's nice to meet you.
Here's That one is on
Two Days and One Night.
- He was on Infinite challenge! Challenge!
- Infinite challenge!
- [Jun-hyeok] No, but
- [Ho-cheol] I see.
- [chuckles]
- [Na-rae] You're like brothers.
I'm in a group called Billlie.
She's very cute.
- [all chanting] Show us!
- [Tsuki] Okay.
[Na-rae] From the top.
[Dex] One, two.
- She's so cute, isn't she? She's cute.
- [all cheering]
[cheers and applause]
INFO: TSUKI, THE MAIN DANCER OF BILLLIE,
[Hong-chul]
She can perform for the people too!
IS BEST KNOWN
FOR HER "GINGAMINGAYO" VIDEO
WHICH HAS
OVER 10 MILLION VIEWS MORE
[Na-rae] The town chief knows it. He does.
- She's, uh Beyoncé.
- Can we go in?
- Beyoncé! Beyoncé!
- [overlapping chatter]
- Okay.
- [Jonathan] Beyoncé!
[cheers and applause]
[Na-rae] She's good.
Patricia, you're so good!
[Ho-cheol] Oh, my goodness.
She's so good. Look at her.
- Good job.
- Good job. Good job.
EVEN JAY-Z WOULD BE IMPRESSED
- All right.
- Good job.
- Let's go in now. Okay, let's go.
- [Hong-chul] Let's go!
[Jun-hyeok and Ho-cheol]
No, wait, wait, wait!
[Hong-chul] Let's go!
[Jun-hyeok and Ho-cheol]
No, wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop, stop!
But no matter how much I think about it,
I don't think we can let you in.
- [Tsuki] Why not?
- We can't. You guys are too loud.
Can't you see it's a quiet town?
THEY TRIED, BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH
TO OPEN UP THEIR HEARTS
He's our town chief over here.
THEY FORGOT TO PAY RESPECTS
TO THE AUTHORITY OF THE TOWN
- [Na-rae and Tsuki] Hello, sir.
- [Dex] Nice to meet you.
Don't make a fuss.
Why did you have to bring that up?
- No, no, no, don't do that.
- [Na-rae] You look so kind.
- Let's all go inside and
- Yeah.
Let's talk things out.
- We've been through so much.
- [Jun-hyeok] No, wait, hold on.
Zombies just showed up now too.
[Patricia] He's right.
They came running after us.
What are you talking about?
Zombies? We didn't see them.
No, no, no. We didn't run into
- any zombies.
- We didn't see any zombies.
SAYS THE HALF-ZOMBIE
[tense music]
Sir, something terrible happened to us,
so we ran all the way over here.
To tell you the truth, we haven't slept
or eaten for the past few days.
We only have a few bottles of water left
and barely enough supplies to survive.
We would appreciate if you could be
generous and help us just a little.
- [Na-rae] Please.
- We can't, we're an uncontaminated town.
They're young enough to be your kids.
Tsuki, how old are you? Not even
- I'm 21.
- [Si-young] That's right.
Couldn't you just let us stay one night?
[pensive music]
[Ho-cheol] Okay. Wait a moment.
Then
[Jun-hyeok] Well, then
[grunts]
Don't move. Stay right here, okay?
- Don't move and stay right here, okay?
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
- Okay.
- [Jun-hyeok] Okay? Let's go.
- [Ho-cheol] Here
- [Tsuki] We won't move an inch.
[Jun-hyeok] Don't cross over, okay?
- [Patricia] Okay.
- All right.
Wait here. Yeah.
THEY SUDDENLY LEAVE FOR SOME REASON
Here, cover this part a little.
- [Tsuki] I need the makeup pouch.
- [DinDin] Cover them with this.
- But
- [Tsuki] No, here
ANYBODY WOULD CONSIDER
THEM SUSPICIOUS, SO THEY TIDY UP
- [DinDin] You look awful right now.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We look awful?
- [DinDin] Your dark circles are terrible.
- [Dex] It looks like we're scheming.
[Ho-cheol] Don't move an inch. Don't move.
- [DinDin] Okay!
- [Na-rae] Blush, blush.
- Take your time.
- [Patricia] This is all there is.
[DinDin] You look so pale. How's it going?
- Her dark circles are bad.
- [DinDin] It's so bad right now.
You can't see it, right?
[Kkwachu Hyung] You can't see it.
- [Hong-chul] Bloodstains?
- [Jonathan] Yeah, the bloodstains.
THAT'S A BIT TOO MUCH LIPSTICK
- [Na-rae] I'll make it look natural.
- Yeah, please.
[DinDin] Cover that up there.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
That'll make it less noticeable.
[Jonathan] How are you doing?
- [Na-rae] You know what this is, right?
- What's that?
- [Na-rae] Like Heo Sung-tae in Squid Game.
- Right.
[Na-rae] If you cover it up,
you won't be able to tell at all.
A tattoo.
SHE PAINTS OVER THE BULGING VEINS TOO
- [Na-rae] Look.
- He looks like a beggar.
[Na-rae] Don't say that.
- [DinDin] Okay, that's all right.
- [Tsuki] He looks human.
- Did we really have to do this?
- Isn't that for a dog?
- Okay?
- [Dex] That's a dog outfit.
- Does it look okay?
- You look totally fine.
- Yes.
- I look fine?
NOTE: HE'S A UROLOGIS
- Okay.
- [Na-rae] Don't touch that. Here.
- Like this.
- [Tsuki] He looks okay.
[Na-rae] Do his veins look okay?
[Hong-chul] But it's so cold.
Gosh, it's freezing. I want to go in soon.
Where's the town chief?
[Dex] We need to go in first.
So let's cooperate as much as we can.
[pensive music]
IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE,
BUT THE TOWN CHIEF HASN'T RETURNED
- I need to eat.
- Where did he go?
- I'm hungry.
- Seeing the ramyeon makes me hungry.
- Gosh, let's just eat it raw.
- [Na-rae] Couldn't he have given us
- some hot water?
- Yeah, eat it raw.
- You can eat it like that?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] This sucks.
- [Patricia] Yes, yes.
- [DinDin] In Korea,
- we sprinkle this on.
- [Tsuki] Yeah?
- You have to sprinkle the seasoning.
- That's how we do it here.
- [Tsuki] Are you serious?
- It's good.
BUT A BAG OF RAMYEON
WON'T BE ENOUGH FOR THEM
TO OVERCOME HUNGER AND THE COLD
- [Hong-chul] I'm hungry.
- [Jonathan] Me too.
[Kkwachu Hyung] I need to eat real food.
[Si-young] We're so hungry, sir!
[insects chirping]
[Hong-chul] Hey, they're coming.
They're coming back now.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Here they come.
[tense music]
No problem. No problem.
[Ho-cheol] Okay, hyung. Let them in.
A VERY ANTICLIMACTIC ANSWER
CONSIDERING HOW LONG THEY'VE WAITED
THEY GOT EXHAUSTED WHILE WAITING
Let's leave the cars here for now.
- [Dex] Let's go, let's go.
- Can we leave our cars parked here?
[Ho-cheol] Leave them there.
They can't come in.
[Hong-chul] Okay.
[Ho-cheol] Come this way. Follow me.
[Si-young] Wait
They wouldn't, like,
lure us into a trap, would they?
[uneasy music]
[Jun-hyeok] Here. This is our town hall.
- [Tsuki] Hwangchon-ri?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Hwangcheon?
[DinDin] I've never heard of it.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
I thought it was Hwangcheon.
[Jun-hyeok and Ho-cheol] Hwangchon-ri.
- [Na-rae and Tsuki] Hwangchon-ri.
- [Ho-cheol] We have meetings here too.
[DinDin] I've traveled a lot
for Two Days and One Night,
but I've never heard of it.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Really?
You should travel more.
- [Ho-cheol] You must be hungry.
- [Na-rae] Yeah!
- [Dex] I'm so hungry.
- [Tsuki] Do we have something to eat?
[Jun-hyeok] Someone had passed away, so
[Hong-chul] That's good.
I mean, that's terrible.
- [DinDin] Is there food?
- [Jun-hyeok] Gosh, we have a lot.
[Ho-cheol] We have a lot of food.
[eerie music]
[all exclaiming in fear]
- [Ho-cheol] It's kimchi, kimchi.
- [Si-young] Ah, that scared me.
- [Tsuki] I got so startled.
- [Jun-hyeok] They're making kimchi.
[Si-young]
Why are you making kimchi at night?
- [Ho-cheol] Don't go. Don't bother. Don't.
- [Jonathan] Wait, hey, wait.
We're making kimchi.
Gosh, hey. Hi.
- [Na-rae] No. Sorry to bother you.
- Sorry.
- [Tsuki] Sorry.
- Hi.
[Hong-chul] Do you have some warm soup?
[Ho-cheol] We have spicy beef soup.
- [Hong-chul] Spicy beef soup!
- [Tsuki] I love spicy beef soup.
- [Ho-cheol] Very hot soup!
- [DinDin] Did they die of old age?
[Jun-hyeok]
The deceased didn't have any family.
So the town is holding a funeral for them.
[DinDin] It's a funeral.
Let's not act so happy.
[Na-rae] He's right. Yeah.
[Ho-cheol]
Hurry and tell them to bring out
some spicy beef soup and food.
We have guests!
- [woman] Okay.
- [Jun-hyeok] Come on in.
- Can we come in?
- Come on in, come on in.
Is it okay?
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Can we dress like this to a funeral?
AN OLD MAN'S FUNERAL IN HWANGCHON-RI
[eerie tense music]
- [DinDin] We're here, we're here.
- [Na-rae] Hello.
- [Hong-chul] Gosh.
- [Tsuki] Hello. Hi, hi.
[Hong-chul] Oh, we're sorry to intrude.
- [Ho-cheol] Sit down over here.
- [Hong-chul] It looks delicious.
- Wow.
- [Hong-chul] Excuse me.
Hello.
- [DinDin] I'm so hungry.
- [Hong-chul] There are rice cakes too.
- It looks delicious.
- [Na-rae] Hey, hey, there's raw stingray.
Boiled pork. Goodness.
- [Hong-chul] It's been so long.
- [Na-rae] Thank you for the food.
It's been so long since we last ate.
But I'm so, so hungry.
- Me, me, me.
- [Patricia] There's so much
- I wanna eat.
- Beef tripe hot pot.
- Kimchi stew with lots of pork fat.
- Kimchi stew with pork fat!
I just want some white rice.
- [Hong-chul] Me too.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] White rice.
THE WARM FOOD
THEY'VE BEEN DESPERATELY HOPING FOR
- Gracious. It looks so delicious.
- [Tsuki] Thank you.
- [Ho-cheol] No, it's okay.
- [DinDin] Someone is mourning over there.
- [Tsuki] Huh?
- She's crying over there.
[DinDin] Let's be respectful.
THEY SHOULD BE RESPECTFUL
EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE STARVING
- Please start eating. Go on.
- [Hong-chul] Looks so tasty.
- [Tsuki] Thank you!
- [DinDin] Thank you.
Hey, hey, let's eat. Let's dig in.
Enjoy the food.
- Is this boiled pork?
- [Na-rae] Yes. Boiled pork.
- [Hong-chul] I really love boiled pork.
- Whoa!
- [Hong-chul] And spicy beef soup.
- [Na-rae] Let's eat. Come on, come on.
[Hong-chul] It's nice and warm. So warm.
- [Jun-hyeok] How is it? Isn't it chewy?
- [Jonathan] Oh, yeah.
- [squeals happily]
- [Na-rae] What is it? What is it?
Hey, it's so delicious. It's so good.
[DinDin] Seriously, it's great.
THE FIRST MEAL IN TWO DAYS!
THEY'RE LOSING THEIR MINDS
[Kkwachu Hyung]
The food is delicious here.
[Ho-cheol] It's a hidden gem.
It's a hidden gem.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] It's a hidden gem.
- [Ho-cheol] Here, over here.
Wow. It's delicious.
It tastes so good since it's hot.
- [Hong-chul] Beef pancakes, please.
- [Jun-hyeok] Sure.
Warm beef pancakes
and meat fritters, please.
Please serve them hot.
[Na-rae] This is good!
- My goodness.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Wow. Beef pancakes!
Try it when it's hot, oppa.
It's so delicious.
Mmm.
[chuckles]
DELICIOUS FOOD MAKES THEM HAPPY!
- [DinDin] Incredible. So good.
- [Jonathan] It's so delicious.
- They have great funeral food here.
- [Hong-chul] Is this beef pancake?
[Ho-cheol]
There are many elderly people here.
- We have many funerals.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Thank you.
It's so good.
[Ho-cheol]
That's why the food is good here.
- [Na-rae] I see.
- [Ho-cheol] Yes, we have
- a lot of practice.
- If they're to stay this good,
then the funerals need to keep coming.
That's not great.
- That won't do.
- What are you saying, oppa?
YOU'RE NOT ON A RESTAURANT TOUR!
It's so tasty.
It really is. So, so good.
The head of the women's association here
is an amazing cook.
- Here, here, here.
- Here you go.
[Patricia] It's so delicious.
DELIGHTED AT THE UNLIMITED
FUNERAL FOOD
Eat as much as you like.
It's so delicious.
[woman grieving loudly]
[tense music]
[Si-young] So sad.
THEY HEAR THE SOUNDS OF MOURNING
FOR THE DECEASED
A STRANGE, REMOTE TOWN
THEY MUST REMEMBER
THEY'RE AT SOMEONE'S FUNERAL
[woman sobbing loudly,
speaking indistinctly]
- [resident 1] Oh, gosh.
- [resident 2] Oh, jeez.
- [resident 3] Oh, gosh.
- [resident 4] Oh, gosh.
- My goodness.
- [residents crying]
[resident 5] Ah, at this rate,
no one will be left in this town.
[Ho-cheol] It's okay. Please eat.
- [Na-rae] Is it okay for us to eat?
- Eat.
- [sobbing]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Uh
[Na-rae] Hey, wait.
THE MOURNER'S TEARS
DRIED UP LIKE MAGIC!
She stopped she stopped crying.
SHE MIGHT START CRYING AGAIN
[Kkwachu Hyung] She stopped.
Let's eat quickly.
- Let's eat quickly. Hurry.
- [Ho-cheol] Get them more boiled pork.
IT'S SAD,
BUT THEY CAN'T BE POLITE RIGHT NOW
We don't know when we'll eat again.
Eat fast.
- [Na-rae] Eat fast.
- [upbeat music]
[Ho-cheol] You must've been starving.
[DinDin]
You never know when we'll die too.
Eat up.
Tell us if you want more, won't you?
- Yes, sir.
- [Patricia] Okay.
- Boiled pork and meat fritters.
- [Jun-hyeok] Yes, meat fritters?
- [Jonathan] Rice and soup for me, please.
- [Jun-hyeok] Here.
[Ho-cheol] Ma'am,
more boiled pork for them, please.
[Jun-hyeok] Aren't the pancakes tasty?
- [Jonathan] Yeah, they are.
- [Na-rae] The beef pancakes are delicious.
[Ho-cheol] No need for the soup.
- [upbeat music continues]
- [Na-rae] Eat up.
Wow! Wow, it's so delicious.
- [Hong-chul] Yummy.
- [Jun-hyeok] Eat slowly. Slow down.
- [Ho-cheol] Don't eat the cold ones.
- Here's some makgeolli.
My goodness gracious, sir.
[Ho-cheol]
It's the traditional wine of our town.
- [Na-rae] Traditional wine?
- Just half a cup, please.
- So nice.
- [Ho-cheol] Sure thing.
[Na-rae] What about Kkwachu Hyung?
Did you get any?
YOU CAN'T SAY NO
TO WARM FOOD AND MAKGEOLLI
[Hong-chul] The food is so tasty here.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] More over here.
- [soft groan]
[Jun-hyeok] Drink up.
ONE BY ONE, THEY HAVE A DRINK
OFFERED BY THE TOWN CHIEF
It's delicious.
[Jun-hyeok] Drink up.
[satisfied groan]
- [Ho-cheol] There you go.
- [laughs]
Hey. It's a killer.
Have one more. Come on, here you go.
- [Jun-hyeok] Jonathan, you too.
- Okay, okay.
[Jun-hyeok] It's okay. You can't say no
to a drink from someone older.
It's only proper to drink at funerals.
- [Na-rae] Yeah, Jonathan.
- [Jun-hyeok] One more time. Drink up.
- [DinDin] Come on.
- [Jun-hyeok] Drink up. Go on.
[Na-rae] We can't clink though.
We can't toast,
so let's do it contactless.
- Like Wi-Fi.
- You have Wi-Fi here?
- [Jonathan] Oh, I see.
- Jonathan,
stop talking nonsense and drink up.
THAT JOKE GOT HER GOOD
At funerals, enjoying the food
is the way to be respectful.
[Hong-chul] I mean, the food here is so
- [woman sobbing loudly]
- [Tsuki] Oh, no.
- [woman sobbing loudly]
- [Tsuki] Oh, no.
[Jun-hyeok] Oh, gosh.
TEARS RECHARGED!
HER WAILING STOPS THEM FROM EATING
[coughs]
[wailing]
IT'S HARD TO EAT LIKE THIS
[Ho-cheol] Uh, don't mind her
and just eat up.
[wailing continues]
Is it okay for us to eat?
- I thought he died of old age.
- [Tsuki] I know.
Oh, jeez
[Na-rae] Oh, gosh.
THEY TRY TO MOURN WITH HER
[Ho-cheol] No, don't worry and just eat.
[woman continues wailing loudly]
[Jun-hyeok] Uh, given the situation,
I was thinking maybe one of you
could offer up your condolences.
I'll do it.
Our leader and subleader.
She's our subleader.
- [Na-rae] Go too.
- [Hong-chul] Go together. Go, go.
[sobbing]
- [Dex] I'll do it.
- [Jun-hyeok] Yeah, you go ahead.
It's best you offer your condolences.
- [Si-young] I'll go with you.
- [Dex] Okay. Let's go together.
[foreboding music]
- She'd like to offer her condolences.
- Oh, yes. Hello.
- [woman] Yes. Please take off your shoes.
- [Si-young] Okay.
Offer a flower.
You may burn incense if you wish.
[woman] Bow twice.
[woman breathes shakily]
Oh, gosh.
- Oh, gosh.
- [Dex sighs]
- [rattling]
- [woman] Oh, gosh.
[rattling]
- What was that?
- What's that sound?
[Jun-hyeok] Wait. What's wrong?
[Dex] I heard something.
[Jun-hyeok] What? Hear what?
- I didn't hear anything.
- The sound, the sound
- [Jun-hyeok] What sound?
- [Ho-cheol grunts]
What is it?
My shoe wouldn't come off.
- [Patricia] Man, that scared me.
- [Hong-chul] He surprised me.
[Ho-cheol] He said he heard a sound.
- The sound came from in there.
- In there?
- No, it's from here, here. It's here.
- [Jun-hyeok] No, no.
You're mistaken. Yeah.
[Ho-cheol] Sit down. Sit, sit, sit.
I'm so scared, I can't eat any more rice.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Didn't that sound come from the coffin?
APPARENTLY SHE CAN STILL EAT SIDE DISHES
- [Jun-hyeok] No, no.
- [woman] You're mistaken.
[eerie music]
- [Jun-hyeok] You're mistaken, yeah.
- [woman] You're mistaken. Go on up.
Why are you smiling?
I'm not crying. I mean
Sorry?
[Jun-hyeok] It's nothing.
[eerie music continues]
[Si-young] I'm sorry, but what was
the cause of his death?
- [Ho-cheol] The town's small, so
- [Jun-hyeok] He died of old age.
Don't worry about it. Gosh.
- Go ahead and eat.
- Uh-huh.
[Jun-hyeok] Eat up.
[eerie music continues]
[eerie sting]
- [Hong-chul] Is something odd? Over there?
- [Si-young] Yeah, it's weird.
- From the coffin?
- [Tsuki] Was it from the coffin?
- It's odd, it's all odd.
- The sound came from the coffin?
[Si-young] Hurry up.
Let's finish up and go.
Miss Lee, don't be like that.
Have a drink.
No, come on. Here. Here, have a drink.
- [Hong-chul] It's so good.
- [DinDin] Let's just pour our own drinks.
If we've all eaten enough,
shall we go now?
- Aren't we sleeping here tonight?
- Huh?
[Kkwachu Hyung] We have nowhere to sleep.
Where would we go?
- Let's stay the night here.
- [Si-young] We have our cars.
We have the cars out there.
- [Ho-cheol] What would you do that for?
- Goodness. Don't worry.
We heated up the floor at the town hall.
[all exclaim happily]
[Jonathan] I can't believe this!
- Heated floors!
- [Jun-hyeok] It's boiling hot.
Sir, is there hot water?
- Don't burn yourself.
- [DinDin] Yes, they have hot water.
Can we shower?
Let's take a shower.
- I have to shower.
- [Na-rae] Let's shower.
THEY NEED TO REST THEIR BODIES
AFTER AN ARDUOUS JOURNEY
We can't stop now.
There's no choice. We should eat.
- We should eat.
- [Hong-chul] Yeah, we should.
It's delicious. A bit more.
We have nowhere to go anyway.
Since it's the first meal in a while,
I do feel full.
[Jonathan] We'll be able to sleep warmly.
I'm so looking forward to it.
- [Na-rae] You're making ramyeon?
- [Jonathan] Ramyeon? Ramyeon?
[Na-rae] Drink up.
- I can't eat anymore all of a sudden.
- [Jun-hyeok] Bottoms up.
What if they put something in the food?
[Ho-cheol] Heated floors. Really.
You ate too much
to start being suspicious now.
[soft chuckle]
THEY DID EAT A LOT ALREADY
Everyone, we shouldn't toast
at a funeral home.
So we'll do a wave and drink one by one.
SHE HAS GOOD MANNERS
FOR A HALF-ZOMBIE
[upbeat dance music]
[satisfied groan]
This is stronger than it looks.
I'm feeling buzzed.
[Ho-cheol] Yeah. Doctor, you too.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Yes, thank you.
It's so good.
[Ho-cheol] It's okay.
- [Patricia] Like this.
- Bottoms up. What?
[softly]
Not with a half-zombie?
[Na-rae] Have a drink.
[Jonathan] Don't ruin the mood.
Have a drink.
- [Na-rae] Dex, have a drink.
- Man, we've got a problem.
Drink, drink, drink.
Bottoms up. Don't toast.
[Na-rae] You drank? You had a sip.
[Jonathan] I need to sleep.
[all gulping]
- [Hong-chul] They didn't drink much.
- Green light.
DRINKING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH,
THEY'RE GETTING DRUNK FAS
[Patricia] It looks pretty!
We're getting hammered tonight, all right?
- [Na-rae] Let's do it.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Eat some hot food.
- [DinDin] We're getting hammered tonight.
- I ate four servings of pancakes.
- You really ate a lot.
- [laughter]
- Oppa, are you all right? Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- You're acting weird.
- The boiled pork is so tasty.
I've never seen
people eat so much at a funeral.
This meat is addictive. It's like a drug.
- [Hong-chul] I'm addicted.
- Yeah.
Let's eat until we die!
You wouldn't notice if one of us dies.
Because we're dead already.
[laughter continues]
[wailing]
[Hong-chul] Oh, jeez. Here we go again.
THEY RESPOND CALMLY
TO THE MOURNING SOUNDS NOW
[wailing continues]
I don't know anymore.
What am I gonna do with my life?
You don't have long anyway.
[laughter]
- I'm sorry.
- I want to cry too.
Here.
Call me again next time.
- Go.
- Call me.
[Si-young] Oppa, stop drinking.
- [Hong-chul] This one's for me.
- [laughter]
Have you gone crazy?
What's wrong with you?
[laughs]
[upbeat dance music continues]
Did you drink?
We're drunk, a little.
[Kkwachu Hyung] We're all drunk.
[warped laughter]
[cast snoring]
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
[hammering]
[Jun-hyeok singing]
Made a little cookie ♪
Gave it to my mother, this treat ♪
Made a little cookie ♪
Made a little cookie ♪
[Jun-hyeok chuckles]
Gave it to my mother, this treat ♪
All right. Let's go.
HWANGCHON-RI RICE MILL
[door creaks, rattles]
[suspenseful music]
[Jun-hyeok] All right. Let's go.
Slowly, slowly.
Here we are.
[suspenseful music continues]
Mother, what do you think? Hmm?
Eat slowly, okay?
[suspenseful music continues]
[growls]
[screaming]
- [Hong-chul] What the heck is that?
- [Jun-hyeok] Mother.
I'll be right back,
so just sit tight for a bit, okay?
[Hong-chul] Sir, what's going on?
- What's all this? Hey!
- [Patricia] What's going on?
- [Ho-cheol] He's our town chief over here.
- [cast exclaiming]
THE 10TH TOWN CHIEF, LEE JUN-HYEOK
[Jun-hyeok singing in Korean]
FILIAL SON AWARD
LEE JUN-HYEOK
SERVED HIS MOTHER WITH UTMOST CARE
AND RESPECTS ELDERS
[Jun-hyeok chuckles]
[Jun-hyeok speaks in English]
Did she eat?
No, not at all.
Perhaps your mother only eats live
[dramatic music]
Sir, what's going on? What's all this?
- [Hong-chul] Hey! Sir! Hey!
- [Patricia] What's going on?
[Hong-chul] What is this? Hey, man!
What the heck is that? Hey!
[music intensifying]
- [Patricia] What do we do?
- [Hong-chul] What's this? Ma'am, please!
[Hong-chul wailing]
[growling]
[Hong-chul groaning]
[intense suspenseful music]
[Hong-chul wailing]
I wanna live.
[crying]
[intense suspenseful music continues]
[eerie sting]
ZOMBIEVERSE
[closing theme music]
ALL NAMES, BUSINESSES, ORGANIZATIONS,
AND EVENTS ARE FICTITIOUS
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS
OR EVENTS IS COINCIDENTAL