Agatha Raisin (2016) s01e05 Episode Script

1 (Scream) (Creaks) - Where is everyone'? - New vet.
Very handsome by all accounts.
Lot of animals suddenly taken a turn for the worse.
Really? KELIS: Trick Me Whoa-oa-oa Said I've paid my dues for all that I've done And I showed you that I loved you more than once (Wolf-whistles) There's nothing left there to decide (Dog whimpers) (Phone rings, cat miaows, dog barks) Mrs Josephs.
CUP-- I have an appointment to see Paul Bladen.
(Phone continues to ring) Hello'? Hashtag waiting.
- Take a seat.
- Where, exactly? - And for how long'? - (Phone still ringing) Budge along, then.
(Phone stops ringing) What thee doing here, Harriet'? It's Moby.
He's not himself, Percy.
Not himself? - Excuse me.
- (Dog whimpers) How do you know he's not himself? Who is he'? (Door opens, all gasp) - (Groans of disappointment) - Yep, folks, still only me.
Chloe, those were the wrong notes again.
(Door opens) (Gasps of admiration) Sorry I'm late, guys.
Trouble with a stud.
(Giggling and chattering) Don't you just hate that'? Right.
Who's next'? Here we go.
Come on, little fella.
- What's his name'? - Hodge.
Hodge.
So, you're our local hotshot F' Argh! Arrh! Ow! - Got a feisty one here.
- Taught him well.
Yeah, I see that.
What made you take up residence in coffin-dodger county? - Timing was right.
- Smacks of a broken heart.
No, no, no.
Actually, I take it back.
This is everything you always dreamed of, isn't it'? Self-made woman.
Work your butt off, prove the doubters wrong and jack it in for a rural idyll.
- Such a cocky ray of sunshine! - Hm See yourself as the new Animal or People Whisperer? - Well - If it's free PR you want - Dinner, actually.
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You know what, I'm sorry.
I talk too much and have no filter.
Just strike that.
Forget I said it.
No, no.
Maybe I was a little hasty.
I have a few trust issues.
So you did get your fingers burnt! More of a full-body arson attack.
- Just a drink, then'? - No.
The dinner thing's good.
Great.
What about the cat'? - You want me to bring Hodge'? - No, I meant, - what's the problem with him'? - Oh Er He's just not himself.
(Hodge miaows) Well, Jack Pomfret, would you listen to you! All right! (Laughs) I can't hear you.
Call me when you get to a landline.
- Agatha? - Can't stop.
Here he is! Yeah - Oh - (Hodge miaows) - Not that ill, then'? - Fit as a fiddle.
Apart from the discomfort from a rectal thermometer.
Eating.
- I wanted to see why the fuss.
- And'? Andguess who's bagged not one but two dates in one day'? Mrs Josephs? She's a dirty ticket.
Me, actually.
(Fizz of electricity) Dinner at seven with Vet Steamy.
So I'd better start getting ready.
James the second one I take it'? Well, I didn't have much luck with James the first.
To be honest, I think that ship has well and truly sailed.
Not that it was in the harbour in the first place.
Actually, an old PR fling looked me up Jack The Lad Pomfret.
Jack'? What did he want'? I dunno.
We're gonna meet tomorrow in Mircester and reminisce about the good old bad old days.
What'? What is wrong with you'? Got a problem with that'? You've hardly smiled since you got here.
That's the third time this week.
You've gotta sort that dodgy socket.
- That's why I'm seeing the vet! - (Both laugh) - But Tewks was fine yesterday! - He really is quite ill.
He won't feel a thing, though.
It's definitely for the best.
OK.
(Low chatter, jazz piano plays softly) Hello.
I'm trying to get hold of Paul.
Who am I speaking to, please? His wife'? So sorry I'm late.
Wow.
You look lovely, by the way.
Is everything all right'? No.
Everything is not all right.
I've just spoken to your wife.
I called your home phone, and she answered.
I'm separated.
That will be Phillipa.
Phillipa.
Who's that, then'? Second wife'? Mistress? What'? My sister, actually, and her warped idea of a joke.
She just dropped by unannounced as I was going out.
Do I look like I was born yesterday? I'm serious! Cross my heart! Look, I'll call her, if you like.
Do you want to speak to her, or shall I'? Actually, l-let's just leave it.
- Shall we start again? - Great.
- (Chuckles) You can't say that! - What? That's terrible.
You're You're saying (Guffaws) You're saying that you don't like pets! - I am not! - You are.
lam not.
I'm saying I'm better with larger farm and working animals, and my dream is to one day open a hospital for them.
- Aww! - Which I will name after you.
(Guffaws) Why'? Wait a minute.
Are you Oh Very serious face.
Oh, Paul, I I think I should probably go I haven't left any milk for Hodge.
Cats can go months without liquid.
- Yeah, but he gets lonely.
- And decades without company.
They're cats.
Survivors.
If a nuclear bomb went off, the next day the cat would be on the bonnet of the reactor.
Nuclear reactors don't have bonnets.
- I'm not a bonnet expert.
- Are you not? Not any more, no.
I'm expecting a phone call from M-M-Madagascar, Paul.
I must go.
Thanks for a lovely evening.
It was delightful.
Er, my treat next time.
Yeah.
(Door shuts) (Horse whinnies) (Door bangs) There, there, boy.
Easy, easy.
Easy.
I'll have you right in no time.
Don't you worry.
Jack! Ohh! Mwah! Mwah! - So good to see you! - Look at you! - Roy said you were thriving.
- So, tell me, what are you doing this side of London'? You're gonna be coming out in a rash soon.
Oh, you know, bit of this, bit of that.
I'll explain why, but what can I get you'? The usual? Double macchiato with a twist, yeah? - Ohh! - Sorry.
- Bill! - Erm, Paul Bladen.
- You were with him last night.
- No.
Agatha, you were seen in the pub.
Oh Er, yeah, that Paul Bladen.
Did you, erm, go back to his place? Excuse me, what kind of a question is that'? He's dead, Agatha.
He was about to do a minor operation on one of Lord Pendleburys horses.
He seems to have injected himself with horse tranquiliser.
It must have been a tragic accident.
The syringe went straight into his heart.
The anaesthetic's thousands of times more potent than morphine.
- What did you know about him'? - Not a lot.
He had a sister.
Try his sister.
He doesn't have a sister.
He's an only child.
Right.
Well, ll must have got that wrong, then.
Enjoy your coffee.
(Exhales) Why was Bladen alone? Where was Lord Pendlebury'? Or any of his staff? And why did Bladen tell me that he had a sister when he clearly didn't'? Whoever I spoke to on the phone was lying.
- She said she was his wife.
- (Sighs) (Door opens) - Did you see Jack'? - Er, briefly.
But not really, no.
Bladen wasn't stupid, was he'? Why would he inject himself with adeadly anaesthetic? - I smell a rat.
- That'll be a first.
You did go out with a murderer and now a murder victim.
You're like one of these black widow spiders.
I must remember that.
Oh.
Yeah, I asked him to come and look at your dodgy socket.
I thought maybe you were ignoring me.
Me'? No.
Why No.
Why do I feel the need to explain myself? Aggie's caught a whiff of (Scottish accent) murrrderrr in the air.
- There's been another death.
- I heard.
Paul Bladen.
Radio Gene.
I swear that grocery's more informative than the internet.
There's a lot of people with motives.
Like who'? Half the fishwives in Carsely, and their jealous husbands! And Mrs Josephs.
He wasn't after a bit of dukey duke with Mrs Josephs as well'? No! But he had Tewks put down.
Oh, no.
Really? I liked that cat, even if he did have the breath of Satan.
I should check on her, actually, make sure she's OK.
So, maybe we should start by checking out Pendlebury and the scene of the crime.
- I beg your pardon'? - That's what you do, isn't it'? You normally run a mile when I talk about "murrrder".
First time for everything.
(Tapping on bowl) He always comes running when I tap his bowl.
So what did the vet say'? He said What did he say, now'? I can't remember.
Just that it was for the best.
I'm so sorry.
He was so lovely.
Grumpy bugger.
You know what he said just before he died'? "Make sure you keep using the Voltarol on your shoulder.
" Or was that my Stan'? So, what was Bladen like'? I heard about your date.
Oh, did you'? Well, he seemed OK.
I think.
He asked questions about me and talked about his dream of opening up a hospital for medium to large animals.
Said he didn't really like pets.
That's a bit odd, isn't it, for a vet'? So do you know his nibs here, or what'? No, but I know his daughter, Cilly.
- What? - Cecilia.
- Everyone calls her Cilly.
- Oh, God, give me strength.
Lord Pendlebury! Agatha Raisin and James Lacey from Carsely.
We're here collecting on behalf of children in Africa.
You're wasting your time, I'm afraid.
I don't like children.
Too many of them.
Good day.
Fine-looking stables you have here, sir.
I'm a horseman myself.
I was in the Household Division.
- Mounted? - Life Guard.
Well, let me give you a tour.
- It's a fantastic setting.
- Thank you.
The Pendleburys have bred horses here since the Reformation.
You must be very proud.
Excuse me.
Could I have a quick word'? I gather you had an incident here One of your horses had an accident? Oh, no.
That vet Bladen did.
Thank you.
Ooh! - He injected himself.
- Careless, isn't it'? Clearly.
But accidents do happen.
Why was no-one around to help him'? lf I may ask'? Seems strange.
Surely Bladen knew you can't operate on a horse on your own.
No, of course not.
Tell the truth, I forgot he was coming, and it was the stable lads' day off, so there was no-one here.
- Is that a fact'? - It is.
How did you get along with him'? Bladen, I mean.
Preferred his partner, Rice.
Less cocky.
Shall we go on'? - My daughter, Cecilia.
- James.
How nice to see you.
Cilly.
AGATHA: Pendlebury is lying.
But what possible reason could he have for killing him'? Well, I don't know that, do I? Maybe Bladen was shagging his daughter! Either way, he's a suspect.
And so is she.
- Cilly'? On what grounds? - Too beautiful.
You can't be that beautiful without being deranged.
- Oh, that's brilliant.
- It makes total sense.
Everywhere you go, everyone you see, people's jaws dropping.
It messes with your head.
It's like Prince Charles and paint.
- Maybe this was a bad idea.
- Too late, my friend.
You've committed.
Right, I need to talk to Bladen's partner about Pendlebury.
That's about it, really.
Obviously the medical records are here, and you know your way around all the IT here.
- What happened to Miss Mensa? - Chloe'? Handed in her notice.
Did she, now'? That's convenient.
Far from it.
So were her and Paul at it'? I'm very sorry.
It's just, Paul and I had dinner last night and I'm finding it difficult to process.
- (Phone rings) - I think we're all struggling.
What was wrong with the horse? He had a respiratory condition.
Paul wanted to operate.
One of Pendlebury's staff should have been there.
Paul wouldn't have made such a mistake with such a lethal anaesthetic.
I've been going over and over that in my head.
I just assume Paul started prepping on the assumption that the stable hands would return and I don't know.
We'll probably never know.
Maybe His Lordship didn't want the operation to go ahead.
Cherokee wouldn't have been able to sire for a while, I suppose.
Why is that important'? Pendlebury breeds horses.
He needs the money it brings him.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Bye.
Er, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, a couple of onions, please, Gene.
A pound of tomatoes.
Oh, and I need to know who has been out with Paul Bladen since he moved here.
Right you are.
Ooh.
Two ticks.
Ladies.
Josephine.
(Phone rings) Cilly'? No, not at all.
Good to hear from you.
Tomorrow'? No, no.
That'd be fine.
I'll see you then.
Bye.
- Guess what'? - What? Lord Pendlebury used his horse Cherokee as a stud.
And this is relevant because.]
? Because an operation would put horsey out of action and lose Pendlebury thousands.
Oh, OK.
I'll ask Cilly about it.
She wants to meet for a drink tomorrow night.
And you said yes, did you'? - Have you a problem with that'? - No, I don't have a problem.
Hey, Gem.
How did you get on with the fishwives'? OK, so they are, present company excluded, Emma Comfrey Can't be her.
She's on a cruise.
Next.
- And Mrs Harriet Parr.
- Harriet Parr'? Ooh, that explains why Percy was so snippy about the goldfish.
So, in terms of suspects, we have got Lord Pendlebury, Percy and/or Harriet Parr, who is going to be at the cheese and cider tasting tonight! (Hum of conversation) Tragic, wasn't it, what happened to Paul Bladen'? - Such a breath of fresh air.
- Was he'? Can't say I noticed.
Josephine, tell me.
Did Percy know about Harriet and Oh, yeah.
He caught them canoodling.
Harriet's homemade hooch.
It can strip paint.
Have some cheese and biscuits to soak it up.
Mrs Josephs.
I'll need a sponge to soak that up.
Huh Justice.
A dish best served cold.
I think you mean revenge.
Korma.
What goes around - I think that's karma.
- Much calmer now he's dead! Call on me first thing tomorrow.
I'll tell you all you need to know about Paul ruddy Bladen.
(Thunder) I love you! I know you're in there! I love you! Look, I'm staying nearby and I'm not leaving until I've seen you.
Do you hear me'? - Roy'? - Roy'? - (Shouts) Roy! - What do you mean, Roy'? Jack'? You turned Jack The Lad Pomfret! That man was straighter than a Roman road! What did you do'? No, don't answer that.
He was just another guy.
It was just another party.
- Mm-hm.
- OK, weekend.
All right, fortnight in Morocco.
But how was I to know'? He's left his wife and everything.
What'? Really? Jack had a wife'? Er, you have finished it, haven't you'? I can't.
It'll break his heart.
You saw him.
Huh, what do I do'? Man up! Actually, woman up! Roy, you have got to tell him the truth! Hello'? (Knocks) (Door creaks) Mrs Josephs? ((321809) Oh, Mrs Josephs! (Exhales) Who on God's earth would want to kill Mrs Josephs? No-one.
Mrs Josephs was a diabetic.
It seems she made a mistake injecting herself.
- So it wasn't murder'? - Why would it be'? Because last night she said she had something to tell me about Bladen.
Agatha, go home.
We'll be over in a while to take a statement.
OK'? OK.
She said justice was a dish best served cold.
And then she mentioned korma.
- Chicken or lamb'? - Really? - You're missing the point.
- I'll be the judge of that.
What's wrong, Wong'? Earlier on you told me it was natural causes.
What's all this'? You think it's murder, don't you'? I don't think anything.
Until someone tells me what to think, I don't think at all, and neither should you.
Constable.
All right.
OK.
"Forensics found scuff marks on the stairs, all the way from the front room to the bathroom, as if Mrs J was dragged upstairs.
" So why do that'? Unless someone had given her a lethal dose that made it look like an accident.
But why'? What's the connection to Bladen or Pendlebury'? And what did Mrs Josephs want to tell me'? Could anyone have overheard her arranging to meet you'? Most of the women at the Carsely Ladies' Society - Sarah, Josephine, Harriet Parr.
Harriet Parr.
Of course.
Maybe Mrs Josephs had something on Harriet about Bladen'? Does Bill say anything in his little black book about neighbours seeing anyone entering Mrs Josephs' house'? Well, no-one.
But it does say the murderer could have used the field at the back of the house.
You see, the thing is, if I had murdered Mrs Josephs by injecting her with something, I wouldn't leave that lying about in amongst all her bottles and pills.
- With you so far.
- So what would I do'? I'd hurl it out of the car window at the first opportunity, probably somewhere round about here.
The killer injected Mrs Josephs with a sandal? Well, have you got any better ideas? No, but I'm supposed to be seeing Cilly soon.
- What are you thinking, Gem'? - Agatha's right, but they'd be all indecisive, wouldn't they? So they'd think about chucking it, but then they'd stop, but they'd be effing and blinding "'Why did she effing have to do that, silly old bag'? Why couldn't she keep her effing nose out of it?" - She'd be ranting - Taking you further along.
Yeah.
Round about to here, where you'd chuck the whatsit out of the car and it would land round about here, where that funny little bottle is.
No! Don't touch it! You'll contaminate the evidence.
Epinephrine.
I know about that from my army days.
It's adrenaline.
Which, if injected, can cause a heart attack.
Huh! I knew it! Natural causes! Which one of our motley crew of suspects would know about adrenaline? Well, there's Pendlebury and his silly daughter.
But Mrs Harriet "butter wouldn't melt in your mouth" Parr'? - Really? - Fair point.
Although she did used to be a district nurse.
Oh! - We have to tell Bill.
- Right.
You need to stay here and guard the bottle.
You need to go and tell Bill.
Roy, Jack.
I'll go and confront Harriet Parr.
I want to talk to you about Mrs Josephs.
And Paul Bladen.
Come in.
- Hello, James.
- Hi.
Cilly.
So sorry.
So, as a district nurse, you must have given out injections willy-nilly? Yes, at times.
Why are you asking? Do you know what, I'm just gonna out to the chase.
I know about you and Paul, and I know that Percy found out.
But that didn't stop you.
Which is why you took a healthy goldfish to the vet's.
But Percy followed you, didn't he'? So you couldn't see Paul.
And even that didn't stop you.
- I don't know what you mean.
- It was you on the phone, pretending to be his wife.
What happened? Did you and Paul have a row, and did Mrs Josephs know how you felt about him - and threaten to tell everyone'? - No! I just wanted to see Paul.
He was so young and so brave.
He was going to found a hospital for medium to large animals.
- (Door bangs) - I could never harm him.
Get out.
Just get out! There's something I wanted to ask you.
Is there something wrong with me'? - Am I not attractive? - No, no, not at all.
Oh.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
No, no, no.
No, you're very attractive.
- Why would you think otherwise'? - Because of Paul Bladen.
I tried everything.
I threw myself at him.
Literally.
Bared my soul andmore.
- He just wasn't interested.
- I'm sure it's not that.
Everyone thinks I'm a spoilt rich girl.
I'm not! We're completely skint.
Is that why your father didn't want Bladen to operate'? I didn't know he didn't.
Do you know where he was when Bladen was killed? Yeah, sure.
He was with me in London.
We had a meeting at the bank.
We didn't get back till evening.
Oh, right, where's Jimbo, then'? Anyway, I was telling everyone about the swearing.
I was just messing about, and that is when we found it.
Here we are, look.
He's put in a marker.
The bottle with the adrenaline in it used to kill Mrs Josephs.
Probably got fingerprints on it.
What bottle'? Agatha's not gonna be happy.
True generally.
Aggie That big'? (Laughs) James.
What are you doing here'? With her'? You didn't stay with the bottle! It could have been evidence - that could've nailed Percy! - Percy'? - What about Harriet'? - Oh, forget her.
Is this the medicine bottle you mentioned? What? I can't believe you've told her! No, no, no.
It's fine.
She was with her father when Bladen was at the farm.
Which rules them out, no'? Right, OK.
Who else have you told'? Anyone else'? About the bottle'? Could anyone have overheard you, maybe? In the pub'? - Sarah, Gene, Josephine - Brilliant! Loadsof people.
And that woman who was eyeing you up.
Excuse me! Can you just We - What woman'? - The Brummie blonde.
- The vet's secretary! - Chloe Mabbs.
Yeah.
And she's after the barman.
So maybe Bladen dumped her and she wasn't happy.
She would have had access to adrenaline.
Right, so, how do we find her'? Friday night? Jesters in Evesham.
That's where everyone goes.
- I have to tell DCI Wilkes.
- Must you'? (Thumping dance music) What is this music? Acid house funk techno trance dub stuff'? There she is! We can't chat to Chloe on the dance floor, can we'? We need to create a distraction.
Someone's gonna have to go in there.
I'm in charge.
Leave it to me.
Thank you.
Brilliant.
- What's he doing'? - He's creating a distraction.
Coming through.
Police business.
Out the way.
Thank you.
Right, Mr DJ, out the music.
- (Music stops) - Thank you.
Police business.
(Clubbers all groan and boo) - (Jeering) - Make a bit of room.
MAN: Switch it back on! SECOND MAN: Turn it back on! CAMEO: Word Up Oh, my sweet goodness.
(Cheering and whooping) A word.
Were you eavesdropping on him in the pub'? Him'? Do me a favour.
- Why did you leave your job'? - No Bladen to ogle, no fun.
- Did you go out with him'? - No chance.
He only went for rich bitches.
I've not got a penny.
Nor has Cecilia.
Maybe that's why he didn't go for her.
- Whereas - Whereas what'? - Harriet Parr isn't rich.
- Yes, she is.
Percy's so tight, she's got a fortune.
Well, why did Bladen need money'? For his animal hospital for medium to large animals.
He wined them, dined them, shagged them, then asked them for money.
When you hear the call you've got to get it underway Word up TOW (Cheering and whooping) Calm down.
Calm down.
(Church bell striking) (Vehicle approaches) (Engine off) Look.
About Bladen.
- You weren't to know.
- I don't want to talk about it.
I'm going to find out who killed Mrs Josephs because she was a good woman.
And then I'm going to go and join a nunnery.
(Chuckles) - You can't do that.
- Why not'? I'dmiss all this.
Andl'dmiss you.
James, you're only doing this because you're bored and you've got writer's block.
I'm not stupid.
Hodge? - (Door creaks) - (She yawns) You got some sleep, then'? Yeah.
Well, I think I drifted off aboutfive.
The cards and cakes, supporters from the villages.
The flowers are from Josephine Webster.
And Sarah says not to worry, there's already a search party out for Hodge.
Hodge Hm Well, would you look at that'? ROY: So why Josephine Webster? AGATHA: She's a widow, and she's got stacks of cash.
She was at Ladies' Night, she could easily have heard Mrs Josephs talking to me.
And she was in the pub when James talked about the bottle.
She spread the word about who Bladen had gone out with, but maybe, just maybe, she neglected to include herself.
She's going.
Where's she going'? Let's follow her.
Quick.
Quick.
Him! What's she doing with him'? What's he doing with her'? Maybe you're right.
Maybe they have got Hodge.
Park Hodge just for a second.
We all know Bladen tried it on with every fishwife, every Lots of people.
And therefore possibly her.
And as we can see, Rice is clearly enjoying her company.
So what if he had a grudge against Bladen and killed him'? - How can we prove it'? - I can go to the surgery, check the appointments book, see if he was there that day.
- And what do I do'? - Just a second Excuse me Peter Rice and his lovely partner So they're booked in for dinner at seven, so they're not going anywhere any time soon.
So you stay here and watch them.
I'll check the appointments book and have a look for Hodge.
What, and I just stand here'? Why not'? Or you could salve your conscience andcontact Jack.
(Text alert) Jack! What are you doing here'? This is where I've been staying.
I honestly did not want it to be like this, but at the end of the day, I shouldn't have been a coward, and I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hum your feelings, and I never, ever wanted to cause any problems in your life.
But the truth is, you and I, we're just not meant to be.
Will the woman asking about you earlier be joining you, sir'? Blond hair, sharp bob, lots of colour.
Hodgey'? My little man.
Don't worry.
If you're in here, I'm coming for you.
Just after I've done this.
Right Oh, bingo! So he was out the day Bladen died! (Door opens) JAMES: Gemma'? Where's Agatha? Who'd have thought it'? You've finally been straight with me.
I meant everything I said.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
- (Phone rings) Where are you, and where's Agatha? More to the point, where's the vet'? - Ssh! Everybody be quiet! - (Cat miaows) Tewks! What are you doing here'? You're supposed to be dead.
You haven't seen Hodge, have you'? Hodgey'? (Smacks lips) Here, Mr Hello, my wee man! You, Hodge, are coming home with me.
- I'm not sure he is, actually.
- (Gasps) You can't kill me.
The police'll know.
Do you think? I'm not sure.
I could have discovered you breaking into my surgery.
Why did you kill Bladen'? Let alone Mrs Josephs.
- Now, she was a mistake.
- A mistake? Josephine told me she wanted to talk to you.
I thought she knew something.
I confronted her.
She was confused.
I lost my temper.
What about Bladen'? Was he a mistake too'? Paul wanted to run before he could walk.
I knew he'd be good for business, but he didn't like pets.
He wanted to build an animal hospital.
And for that he needed money.
So he started fleecing women left, right and centre.
- Including Josephine.
- Yes.
I'd spent years waiting for her, waiting for the day when she saw that I was the one.
Instead he steamed in there, he wined her and dined her, and Broke her heart.
I knew he was at Pendlebury's, so went up there to have it out.
But when I got there, I saw this.
Why should Paul have everything'? Why should he get what he wants? You don't have the monopoly on being a loser.
None of us get what we want.
What we do is find people who are all right, and we cling to them.
Good people.
Like Mrs Josephs.
I bet you can't even tell me her Christian name.
(Cries out) Look! (Moans) (Cat miaows) Rice! (Groans) Castration forceps.
Nice work, Gemma.
(Cat miaows) - I thought Tewks had - Oh.
Yeah.
No, I know.
Mrs J was just confused.
The vet was only keeping him in overnight cos he had that whiffy breath thing.
Anyway, it's sorted now, cos Agatha’s adopting him.
- Where is she'? - Erm, at Mrs Josephs'.
(Cries) (Sniffs) (Sniffles) Judith.
Her name was Judith.
(Sobs) Don't.
You're gonna get snot all over your jacket.
I don't care.