Aharen-san wa hakarenai (2022) s01e05 Episode Script
Isn't This Too Overweight?
1
O-Ow Ouch!
Come— Hey! What—
A-ha-ren-san?
Sorry.
What's got you so worked up?
That's
TAP TO STAR
The monster collecting/breeding game,
known as HokeKo for short
It was the big thing a few years back,
and plenty of people still play it, but
I recently heard it was popular.
So I tried it out and got into it.
You heard that recently?
Maybe she has no sense
of distance with trends either.
Episode Five Isn't That a Little Too Heavy?
Aharen-san, I used to play.
till have some monsters, too.
While we're here, why don't we battle?
I've never played against anyone.
It's okay. I haven't in a long time either.
Let's go ahead and start.
I'll choose
\hYANKEERAS\h
After generations of careful breeding
and then expert management
Behold my dream 7V Yankeeras!
And Aharen-san's throwing out a
\hSHIRORIN\h\h\h\h\h
Y-You sure you wanna go with that one?
I see. Aharen-san only just started playing,
so she must not have a stronger monster.
Shoot
But this is my chance
to get a win on Aharen-san!
And it'd be rude to hold back.
Okay, as the more experience player,
I'll do the kind thing
and blow her away with a single move!
RAIDO\h\h\h\h\h
YANKEERAS
REINA
SHIRORIN
Battle start!
I have the upper hand in speed, so I go first!
DAMAGE\h\h\h\h\h
That did it!
I finally managed to beat Aharen-sa—
SHIRORIN\h
It's still standing? How?!
That's
A single-use item that let's you
survive a critical hit with 1 HP!
I see. That's how she did it!
I'm impressed you endured that. But now
\h\hSHIRORIN\h\h
ATTACKS
An attack from such a low-level monster
won't be strong enough
to do anything to Yankeeras,
the toughest monster of all!
DAMAGE\h\h\h
It's super effective, huh?
How did she manage that?!
I get it!
YANKEERAS
SHIRORIN\h
That move lowers your opponent's
HP to whatever yours is.
Impressive, Aharen-san.
You've put up a great fight.
But in this next turn,
when my faster monster attacks first,
it'll be the end for you!
The time has finally come for me
to beat Aharen-san at something!
RAIDO\h\h\h\h\h
YANKEERAS
REINA\h\h\h\h\h
SHIRORIN\h\h\h
Turn two! Start!
Now go, Yankeeras!
We'll end this in one strike!
Wait, what? Why is
\h\hSHIRORIN\h\h
ATTACKS
Whoa, hey, wait—
\hDAMAGE\h
YANKEERAS
\h\h\h\hRAIDO\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\hLOSES\h\h\h\h
I lost
But how? How did she attack me first?
I see!
That was an attack designed
to always land first!
She staged a classic comeback
from seemingly impossible odds!
Everything went according
to her plan It was all a trap!
She had me dancing in her palm!
Aharen-san is truly impossible to fathom.
I wanna go again.
What? Er, well
Sorry. I've had enough.
Aharen-san
Sorry, mind if we stop in for a bit
so I can use the bathroom?
There it is!
That monster Akkun likes!
If I give this to him for a birthday
present, I'll win his heart!
Futaba!
Akkun!
It's that wicked shotacon who's trying
to lure Akkun away from me!
Well, whatever. I'm too busy for her.
Oh, this? It's not for me or anything.
It's for someone else.
It'd be expensive to buy one,
but this way, it'll probably
only cost me 500 yen at most!
How do you like that? Am I smart, or what?
All right, you just stand there and watch!
Witness my brilliant technique!
This isn't how it was supposed to be
This is a scam!
I'm calling the cops on this place!
Someone get me the consumer rights center!
Aharen Reina?!
Hey! Don't butt in!
Why's she giving me
that "just you watch" face?!
And she started off with 500 yen!
She's flaunting her financial advantage
That's so nasty!
Fine! Let's see how far you get
Which'll be nowhere! Because it's rigged!
Aharen Reina
You'd win all those just to show off?!
How rotten can you be?!
1 FREE CRANE GAME
"One free crane game"?
Here. You dropped this.
What are you doing?!
Are you trying to give me the ticket?!
I'm getting one as a present for Akkun.
So I have to win it myself!
I won't take your charity!
I see. Sorry.
Thanks for picking that up for me.
It's fine. Just watch this.
I'm going to grab it on my last try.
There's one in the perfect position
I bet that dummy overlooked it!
But this is my last try
I can't mess it up!
How should I move?
Oh, of course.
She didn't realize I could just copy her!
What a knucklehead!
Did you see that, Aharen Reina?! I got one!
What's that supposed to mean?!
You don't think I'm a threat?!
Fine, then! I'm done with you anyway!
I'm going home!
I'll remember this!
Still, that Aharen Reina really is dumb!
She ignored one in the perfect spot,
and she kept showing me her technique
Did she do that on purpose?
She better not expect me to thank her
Sorry for the wait, Aharen-san.
I see you made out at the crane
game again. Nicely done.
What? For me?
Nah, that's okay.
You gave me a ton before
YANKEERAS
I'm sorry, Yankeeras!
I couldn't protect you!
Good morning, Aharen-san.
Uh did something happen?
Huh? I'm the same as usual.
Did you put on some weight?
What's wrong, Aharen-san?
It's nothing.
A Diet So Simple
Even a Monkey Can Do It
Good morning, Aharen-san.
You didn't see anything, did you?
Hmm? What do you mean?
Oh It's nothing.
I'm sorry, Aharen-san but I did see you
reading that book about dieting.
A Diet So Simple Even a Monkey Can Do It
Is Aharen-san feeling
self-conscious about her weight?
Unnecessary restrictions
can be bad for you
And more than anything, I don't see
how she needs to lose weight.
But even if I tell her that,
there's no guarantee she'll listen.
A Diet Even a Seal Could Do!
In that case, the least I can do is make
sure she does this the healthy way!
Proper Dieting Made Simple
Enough for a Cow, Man
Asahiya
Potato Chips
Salted
Protein
Supplement
Aharen-san, I think you're fine
the way you are.
Still I don't want to deny any desire
you might have for self-improvement.
So I'll be rooting for you.
To that end
A Diet Even a Seal Could Do!
I recommend this book if you're
thinking about starting a diet.
I wasn't really thinking about dieting.
Oh Okay.
Okay, everyone in your seats.
We'll be having exams next week.
I hope you'll all do your best.
Anyone who fails must retake
a supplementary make-up exam,
so do your best.
Okay
I'm not sure about math.
I'd better study for that.
A make-up exam?
Thinking back on last time
Midterm Exam Rankings
When trying to find my rank, it was faster
150th\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMotoshiro
151st\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRaido
152nd\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHirabayashi
to start at the bottom.
And I haven't studied
at all this time either!
This is bad, huh?
That's Aharen-san for you.
She looks totally serene.
She's not at all worried about exams.
That royal dignity is the privilege
of having actually studied!
I know! I could have her help me study.
Maybe she could be my saving grace!
Aharen-san.
Would you like to start studying after school?
We can cram together and help each other
understand things we don't get.
Rest assured this is not because
I haven't been studying at all
and am totally doomed otherwise!
It's a win-win arrangement!
Okay! Let's find someplace quiet
we can study after class.
The library's quiet,
so it's good for studying.
Since there's no chatting
or phones allowed, let's use notes.
Okay.
Good afternoon. How are you feeling?
Good enough, I guess.
How about you, Raido-kun?
Not too bad.
When did you get to bed last night?
Nice weather today.
Maybe we should do this somewhere else.
Cost Restaurant
Animal Petting Cafe
King Aha!
Awesome! She's studying!
Hey!
Math Workbook
Aharen Reina, I challenge you in math!
Why would the king even bother?
Th-This is none of your business, Akkun!
Sure it is! I'm her number one apprentice!
I guess this is the best option after all.
This is nice. I haven't been studying at all.
I'm glad we could do it together.
Wait, you haven't?
You looked ready to go.
I thought you were all set.
I was just freezing in the face of doom.
I see
Then let's compare our previous tests,
and whoever scored higher
will be the tutor for that subject.
She did better than me in everything, huh?
How to score
in the top 100
Ugh, I hate being on cleanup duty!
And exams start tomorrow
Let's split up and finish this stat.
We'll do the floor.
Can you two handle the rest?
Got it.
Well, let's get started, Aharen-sa—
Aharen-san?! You came prepared, huh?!
I love cleaning, and I'm good at it.
I've got this.
A secret weapon?!
Is Aharen-san
going to destroy anything
she can't reach in a fury?!
Oh, that's how it works.
She's pretty hardcore about this, huh?
She said she was good at it,
but she's acting like a professional.
Could it be that Aharen-san
comes from a family of assassins?!
She's been trained since birth
to be an underworld "cleaner"!
Her lack of expression
comes from being trained
to suppress her emotions!
And now that I know her identity
she's going to clean me up next!
All done.
This stain just won't go away
She's mixing up a suspicious liquid!
Don't tell me Is she going to poison me?
Wow, this cleaning solution
is really killing the dirt!
Thanks so much, Aharen-san!
She really does just like cleaning, huh?
We're all done, so we're heading out.
Okay. We're just about done, too.
See you!
Once we're finished, let's study some more.
I'll put the shelves back.
Raido-kun, you put the podium back.
That bookshelf is kinda big
Are you sure?
Aharen-san's really into this.
That was a close one.
Aharen-san, are you okay?
You're not hurt, right?
Thank goodness. It'd be a real mess
to get injured right before exams
Um, are you okay?
Me? I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
This depends on what goes here
Oh, I see. That's the part you mentioned.
Okay, in that case
Hey, that's everything on the test.
We've covered all the material.
Now I'll be a lot more confident
going into exams tomorrow.
Thanks.
I only got it all done with you
tutoring me, Aharen-san.
Huh? What was that?
Hey Aharen-san? Wh-What is it?
This is the first time
The first time I was able to help you.
I'm so happy.
You're always doing so much for me
And I'm always relying on you
and causing you trouble.
Even earlier
I was trying to do the cleaning
on my own because I'm good at it,
but I still made trouble for you.
So I'm glad I finally got to repay you.
It's okay. I've never felt
like you were trouble.
Besides, this wasn't the first time.
You're always helping me, Aharen-san.
I rely on you as well.
Thank you for everything.
Yeah. Thank you, too.
Let's do our best on our exams.
79th\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hChikashige
80th\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRaido
81st\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSasamoto
Let's do our best on our exams.
Okay Uh
Could you please let go now?
O-Ow Ouch!
Come— Hey! What—
A-ha-ren-san?
Sorry.
What's got you so worked up?
That's
TAP TO STAR
The monster collecting/breeding game,
known as HokeKo for short
It was the big thing a few years back,
and plenty of people still play it, but
I recently heard it was popular.
So I tried it out and got into it.
You heard that recently?
Maybe she has no sense
of distance with trends either.
Episode Five Isn't That a Little Too Heavy?
Aharen-san, I used to play.
till have some monsters, too.
While we're here, why don't we battle?
I've never played against anyone.
It's okay. I haven't in a long time either.
Let's go ahead and start.
I'll choose
\hYANKEERAS\h
After generations of careful breeding
and then expert management
Behold my dream 7V Yankeeras!
And Aharen-san's throwing out a
\hSHIRORIN\h\h\h\h\h
Y-You sure you wanna go with that one?
I see. Aharen-san only just started playing,
so she must not have a stronger monster.
Shoot
But this is my chance
to get a win on Aharen-san!
And it'd be rude to hold back.
Okay, as the more experience player,
I'll do the kind thing
and blow her away with a single move!
RAIDO\h\h\h\h\h
YANKEERAS
REINA
SHIRORIN
Battle start!
I have the upper hand in speed, so I go first!
DAMAGE\h\h\h\h\h
That did it!
I finally managed to beat Aharen-sa—
SHIRORIN\h
It's still standing? How?!
That's
A single-use item that let's you
survive a critical hit with 1 HP!
I see. That's how she did it!
I'm impressed you endured that. But now
\h\hSHIRORIN\h\h
ATTACKS
An attack from such a low-level monster
won't be strong enough
to do anything to Yankeeras,
the toughest monster of all!
DAMAGE\h\h\h
It's super effective, huh?
How did she manage that?!
I get it!
YANKEERAS
SHIRORIN\h
That move lowers your opponent's
HP to whatever yours is.
Impressive, Aharen-san.
You've put up a great fight.
But in this next turn,
when my faster monster attacks first,
it'll be the end for you!
The time has finally come for me
to beat Aharen-san at something!
RAIDO\h\h\h\h\h
YANKEERAS
REINA\h\h\h\h\h
SHIRORIN\h\h\h
Turn two! Start!
Now go, Yankeeras!
We'll end this in one strike!
Wait, what? Why is
\h\hSHIRORIN\h\h
ATTACKS
Whoa, hey, wait—
\hDAMAGE\h
YANKEERAS
\h\h\h\hRAIDO\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\hLOSES\h\h\h\h
I lost
But how? How did she attack me first?
I see!
That was an attack designed
to always land first!
She staged a classic comeback
from seemingly impossible odds!
Everything went according
to her plan It was all a trap!
She had me dancing in her palm!
Aharen-san is truly impossible to fathom.
I wanna go again.
What? Er, well
Sorry. I've had enough.
Aharen-san
Sorry, mind if we stop in for a bit
so I can use the bathroom?
There it is!
That monster Akkun likes!
If I give this to him for a birthday
present, I'll win his heart!
Futaba!
Akkun!
It's that wicked shotacon who's trying
to lure Akkun away from me!
Well, whatever. I'm too busy for her.
Oh, this? It's not for me or anything.
It's for someone else.
It'd be expensive to buy one,
but this way, it'll probably
only cost me 500 yen at most!
How do you like that? Am I smart, or what?
All right, you just stand there and watch!
Witness my brilliant technique!
This isn't how it was supposed to be
This is a scam!
I'm calling the cops on this place!
Someone get me the consumer rights center!
Aharen Reina?!
Hey! Don't butt in!
Why's she giving me
that "just you watch" face?!
And she started off with 500 yen!
She's flaunting her financial advantage
That's so nasty!
Fine! Let's see how far you get
Which'll be nowhere! Because it's rigged!
Aharen Reina
You'd win all those just to show off?!
How rotten can you be?!
1 FREE CRANE GAME
"One free crane game"?
Here. You dropped this.
What are you doing?!
Are you trying to give me the ticket?!
I'm getting one as a present for Akkun.
So I have to win it myself!
I won't take your charity!
I see. Sorry.
Thanks for picking that up for me.
It's fine. Just watch this.
I'm going to grab it on my last try.
There's one in the perfect position
I bet that dummy overlooked it!
But this is my last try
I can't mess it up!
How should I move?
Oh, of course.
She didn't realize I could just copy her!
What a knucklehead!
Did you see that, Aharen Reina?! I got one!
What's that supposed to mean?!
You don't think I'm a threat?!
Fine, then! I'm done with you anyway!
I'm going home!
I'll remember this!
Still, that Aharen Reina really is dumb!
She ignored one in the perfect spot,
and she kept showing me her technique
Did she do that on purpose?
She better not expect me to thank her
Sorry for the wait, Aharen-san.
I see you made out at the crane
game again. Nicely done.
What? For me?
Nah, that's okay.
You gave me a ton before
YANKEERAS
I'm sorry, Yankeeras!
I couldn't protect you!
Good morning, Aharen-san.
Uh did something happen?
Huh? I'm the same as usual.
Did you put on some weight?
What's wrong, Aharen-san?
It's nothing.
A Diet So Simple
Even a Monkey Can Do It
Good morning, Aharen-san.
You didn't see anything, did you?
Hmm? What do you mean?
Oh It's nothing.
I'm sorry, Aharen-san but I did see you
reading that book about dieting.
A Diet So Simple Even a Monkey Can Do It
Is Aharen-san feeling
self-conscious about her weight?
Unnecessary restrictions
can be bad for you
And more than anything, I don't see
how she needs to lose weight.
But even if I tell her that,
there's no guarantee she'll listen.
A Diet Even a Seal Could Do!
In that case, the least I can do is make
sure she does this the healthy way!
Proper Dieting Made Simple
Enough for a Cow, Man
Asahiya
Potato Chips
Salted
Protein
Supplement
Aharen-san, I think you're fine
the way you are.
Still I don't want to deny any desire
you might have for self-improvement.
So I'll be rooting for you.
To that end
A Diet Even a Seal Could Do!
I recommend this book if you're
thinking about starting a diet.
I wasn't really thinking about dieting.
Oh Okay.
Okay, everyone in your seats.
We'll be having exams next week.
I hope you'll all do your best.
Anyone who fails must retake
a supplementary make-up exam,
so do your best.
Okay
I'm not sure about math.
I'd better study for that.
A make-up exam?
Thinking back on last time
Midterm Exam Rankings
When trying to find my rank, it was faster
150th\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMotoshiro
151st\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRaido
152nd\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHirabayashi
to start at the bottom.
And I haven't studied
at all this time either!
This is bad, huh?
That's Aharen-san for you.
She looks totally serene.
She's not at all worried about exams.
That royal dignity is the privilege
of having actually studied!
I know! I could have her help me study.
Maybe she could be my saving grace!
Aharen-san.
Would you like to start studying after school?
We can cram together and help each other
understand things we don't get.
Rest assured this is not because
I haven't been studying at all
and am totally doomed otherwise!
It's a win-win arrangement!
Okay! Let's find someplace quiet
we can study after class.
The library's quiet,
so it's good for studying.
Since there's no chatting
or phones allowed, let's use notes.
Okay.
Good afternoon. How are you feeling?
Good enough, I guess.
How about you, Raido-kun?
Not too bad.
When did you get to bed last night?
Nice weather today.
Maybe we should do this somewhere else.
Cost Restaurant
Animal Petting Cafe
King Aha!
Awesome! She's studying!
Hey!
Math Workbook
Aharen Reina, I challenge you in math!
Why would the king even bother?
Th-This is none of your business, Akkun!
Sure it is! I'm her number one apprentice!
I guess this is the best option after all.
This is nice. I haven't been studying at all.
I'm glad we could do it together.
Wait, you haven't?
You looked ready to go.
I thought you were all set.
I was just freezing in the face of doom.
I see
Then let's compare our previous tests,
and whoever scored higher
will be the tutor for that subject.
She did better than me in everything, huh?
How to score
in the top 100
Ugh, I hate being on cleanup duty!
And exams start tomorrow
Let's split up and finish this stat.
We'll do the floor.
Can you two handle the rest?
Got it.
Well, let's get started, Aharen-sa—
Aharen-san?! You came prepared, huh?!
I love cleaning, and I'm good at it.
I've got this.
A secret weapon?!
Is Aharen-san
going to destroy anything
she can't reach in a fury?!
Oh, that's how it works.
She's pretty hardcore about this, huh?
She said she was good at it,
but she's acting like a professional.
Could it be that Aharen-san
comes from a family of assassins?!
She's been trained since birth
to be an underworld "cleaner"!
Her lack of expression
comes from being trained
to suppress her emotions!
And now that I know her identity
she's going to clean me up next!
All done.
This stain just won't go away
She's mixing up a suspicious liquid!
Don't tell me Is she going to poison me?
Wow, this cleaning solution
is really killing the dirt!
Thanks so much, Aharen-san!
She really does just like cleaning, huh?
We're all done, so we're heading out.
Okay. We're just about done, too.
See you!
Once we're finished, let's study some more.
I'll put the shelves back.
Raido-kun, you put the podium back.
That bookshelf is kinda big
Are you sure?
Aharen-san's really into this.
That was a close one.
Aharen-san, are you okay?
You're not hurt, right?
Thank goodness. It'd be a real mess
to get injured right before exams
Um, are you okay?
Me? I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
This depends on what goes here
Oh, I see. That's the part you mentioned.
Okay, in that case
Hey, that's everything on the test.
We've covered all the material.
Now I'll be a lot more confident
going into exams tomorrow.
Thanks.
I only got it all done with you
tutoring me, Aharen-san.
Huh? What was that?
Hey Aharen-san? Wh-What is it?
This is the first time
The first time I was able to help you.
I'm so happy.
You're always doing so much for me
And I'm always relying on you
and causing you trouble.
Even earlier
I was trying to do the cleaning
on my own because I'm good at it,
but I still made trouble for you.
So I'm glad I finally got to repay you.
It's okay. I've never felt
like you were trouble.
Besides, this wasn't the first time.
You're always helping me, Aharen-san.
I rely on you as well.
Thank you for everything.
Yeah. Thank you, too.
Let's do our best on our exams.
79th\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hChikashige
80th\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRaido
81st\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSasamoto
Let's do our best on our exams.
Okay Uh
Could you please let go now?