As I'm Suffering From Kadhal s01e05 Episode Script

'Has an external force caused a problem' 'in your relationship till date?' What.
.
What do you mean? 'I mean, apart from you two' 'has there been an external issue' 'which caused a problem in your relationship?' External Force, uh? Oh! You mean, other than Nee Vaa Sui? Oh, I know what you mean.
But, never.
If there's a fight in our relationship it is only caused because of us.
Either he says something and I get angry.
Or he does something and I get angry.
Or? - Or.
.
He doesn't do something and I get angry.
It's always like that.
It's always like that.
She's a perfect girl.
Right, Tanvi? Shut up, I know what you're hinting at.
Okay, I am not perfect.
I'm the one who's getting angry, right? So I'm not perfect.
Sometimes, I pick a fight with my parents.
Due to that, I'll throw tantrums at him.
That's right.
I won't respect that.
And I will keep mocking her.
Later, I'll get whacked by her.
Then we'll apologise endlessly annoying each other.
Oh, my God! What are we going to tell them? How are we going to make them understand? You've already told them about us.
So, the hard part is done.
What do you mean by, hard part is done? I've just told them that we're in love, that's it.
I haven't told them yet that we are in a live-in relationship and that we are not going to get married.
They'll understand, don't worry.
Even people from our own age group are unable to understand this.
How will my parents understand all of this? With no option left I've told my parents about our relationship.
'Is that so, why?' They had seen a match for me on Tamil Matrimony.
They've spoken to his parents and had made a decision too.
They're damn sure that he's perfect for me.
You should look at his bio data in the Matrimony.
'I'm a cool guy' 'looking for a homely wife.
' He's cool, but requires a wife who's homely.
He has done a lame photo shoot for this.
Hey! Cool! It's not funny.
What? It is funny.
Actually, it's very funny.
Wait, I'll show you another one.
"Ding.
.
Dong.
.
Ding.
.
Love is an awesome feeling.
" "One damn thing" "it is a never ending suffering.
" 'As I'm Suffering from Love' Wear the seat belt.
Then don't blame me, when I apply brake.
Seat belt is not enough to save me from you.
Hey, shut the hell up.
The sound of the alarm is better than this.
Why are we going to this counselling session now? What better is going to come out of this? Aren't you aware that no one can save our relationship? There's no use.
Then? It should seem to others that we're trying our best.
What? - For that.
What nonsense is this? So, we are attending this counselling session for namesake, is it? Is the counsellor a male or a female? It's a lady.
I knew it.
You'll play a victim in her presence.
And she'll look at me as if I'm the worst villain.
You want that, right? She's a psychiatrist.
If she gets you right, I'm not responsible for that.
Haven't you already had a session with her? I did.
What did the diagnosis say? Did it say that you're a bitch? It read, 'Submissive victim needs to take control.
' Wear your seat belt, damn it.
'You've just reached now, is it?' 'I did ask you to leave half an hour earlier, right?' 'Drat! I have work.
' 'If not, I would've taken her.
' - No.
I'm on time.
There's still time left for the school to start.
'I don't know about that.
' 'Smriti's teacher wanted to meet you.
' 'Check with her.
' - Me? Why? 'I knew you'd ask this.
' 'You'll teach all foul things to our child.
' 'And then you will pretend as if you're unaware of it.
' What did I teach her? 'Why don't you ask her?' Dear.
What happened at school? Oh, that.
My teacher, Devi asked a question at school yesterday.
What did she ask? That's what.
.
Dad, she asked, 'What profession will you all' 'like to pursue when you all grow up?' What did you reply to that? I said what you had taught me.
I taught you, is it? What did you say? That's what, Dad.
Once I grow up and only if I like, I can have bad drinks.
But I should never drive after having it.
'Did you hear that? Look what a bad influence you're on her.
' Hey, the context under which I taught her was different.
You just shut up.
Then what did the teacher say to it? To that, my teacher asked me, 'Who taught you all this?' To which I right away said, 'It was my dad.
' Post which, my teacher said 'I want to meet your dad.
' 'You better handle this well at school today.
' I will, you cool down.
'Oh, and this not over yet, uh.
' 'We need to talk about this.
' 'I'm not at all happy about this.
' 'You're so irresponsible.
' 'I'm very fed up of this careless attitude.
' 'Meet me after school and talk.
' 'We really need to talk, Bala.
' Dad, was my mom working as a maths teacher? No, dear.
Why do you ask? No, my maths teacher is also like this she will keep screaming at the students who have failed.
Okay, shall we go and meet your teacher? Tanu, dear.
Do you think the same photographer is okay for our pre-engagement photo shoot? Don't you think he was a little too candid? But that's what we want.
We'll be casual and he'll take candid pictures of us.
Also, I think we need more pictures of us being close together.
Close, uh? - Hmm.
Close as in? You mean kissing and stuff? Yes.
Okay.
I mean, if you're okay with kissing and making out in front of the camera, then I guess.
.
I'm cool with it.
But are you? - Of course.
I'm always up for making out with you.
You and Raghav haven't done it even once? No, we didn't.
Who imposed this rule? Both of us.
Come on.
Would a guy say 'No' to sex before marriage? You would've said so.
That's why he would have nodded his head saying, 'Okay, madam.
' Do you think so? - Of course.
I'm always up for making out with you.
I mean.
More the better actually.
This live-in relationship and that we're not going to get married.
.
All this is yet be told.
They'll understand all of this.
People from our age group are not getting what we're doing.
How will my parents understand all of this? We will make them understand.
We'll sit them down and make them understand logically.
Badri.
They're parents.
They have their own logic.
And.
.
Even when I do something right they'll find a way to point out mistakes.
And now this.
I don't know how to tell them and make them understand.
I don't get it.
Why do we have to tell them everything now? For now, we will just tell them that we're in love.
It's enough if they like me at the moment.
We will let it rest at that for now.
This live-in and other stuff, we'll decide when to break it to them.
That makes sense.
For now, it'll be great if they stop hunting for a groom.
And for that, it's more than enough if they like you.
Chill, babe.
.
How can you stay so chilled all the time? Stop it.
It's irritating.
What a waste of time.
Shut up.
I think she's here.
Hi, I'm Archana.
I'll be handling the session today.
Have a seat.
.
- Oh, that's awesome.
Thank you, thank you so much.
My name is Santhosh.
- That's lovely.
Please.
.
- Please sit down.
Where's Ms.
Chandra? Oh, my mom has gone for a conference.
A sudden plan.
She asked me to step in today.
Don't worry.
Even I'm a qualified psychiatrist.
And I'm her daughter.
So, I'll be doing your session today.
That's great.
I'll be very happy to do it with you.
Yuck! Okay, ma'am.
Thank you so much.
I'm glad that we met and cleared this up.
Here on, please be careful about what you teach your child.
Okay, thank you.
- Thank you.
Done.
Smriti.
What happened? Sorry, Dad.
Why are you sorry? Why? It's because of me that you had to get chided from my teacher my mom and from others as well.
Why would the teacher scold me? So, it was just my mom who scolded you, is it? Yes, damn.
Now, I'm going to meet your mom.
I'll go and tell her that the problem has been solved, that's it.
Does my mom dislike talking to you, Dad? Why do you ask that? The only reason my mom is speaking to you is because I'm there.
If I wasn't here, she would have stopped talking to you for good he said so.
Who said that? The new dad.
New dad? When I asked who he was, that's what my mom told me.
Look here, dear.
Whatever happens, I'm your only dad.
Do you get it? Understood? Hmm.
So, tell me.
What's going on between the two of you? Uh.
.
Between us? There's nothing between us.
We're not a couple at all.
Actually, I'm very much single and available.
But I thought you were married.
He's just joking.
We're married and deeply in love.
We just seemed to be having some communication problems.
But we don't like to talk about it, you know? See what I mean? So, I think there's a conflict of ideas between the two of you.
Santhosh.
What's your opinion? Uh.
.
I think your eyes are very beautiful.
Thank you.
But what I meant was what do you think is the problem between the two of you? She's just not my type, you know.
That's it, basically.
Huh.
So, what is your type then? If you ask me about my type smart, sophisticated, powerful and beautiful women who are in jobs that need a lot of learning, you know.
Lawyer.
Doctor.
Psychiatrist.
For instance, someone like you.
You're exactly my type.
Is it? Yes.
Do you have a boyfriend? No, I don't.
I just broke up actually.
Aww! I'm so sorry, let me hold your hand.
Are you okay? Can we just get back to our relationship, please? Of course.
- Thank you.
Badri.
- Hmm.
My dad will behave a bit seriously and be strict.
Don't get scared looking at it.
He used to be a headmaster, since then he's like that.
In fact, his school students too are scared looking at him.
Even I'm scared of headmasters.
So why should I be scared of your father? Hey, nothing like that, I'm just saying.
In fact I'm not scared of headmasters except for one.
When I was in 6th grade a headmaster was temporarily appointed at that time.
As long as he was there, he kept targeting me and tortured me.
I was scared only of him.
Hey.
Are you just talking random stuff just to forget what situation you're in? I know where we are.
Babe.
Chill, I'll take care.
Hey, don't call me 'Babe' when we're at my house.
Cool, babe.
Good morning, sir.
I'm always up for making out with you.
I mean, more the better actually.
What do you mean, the more the better? You don't think we make out enough? No.
.
I didn't mean that.
Are you sure? - Yes.
Okay.
What's your take on that? Do you think we should take it to the next level? Next level? Umm.
Do you mean do it.
.
Uh? Yes.
Umm.
Maybe.
Actually.
.
I thought of it too.
I mean, the idea of waiting until the wedding the reason for me to have this principle was that our first time should be with our soulmates.
In our case, it's already decided.
I will be your first and you'll be mine.
Do you mean to say that I was your first ever? Yes.
.
Correct.
Correct.
- So, what do you think? Let's do it.
.
- Let's not do it.
Oh! - Shit.
Okay.
Okay.
I have to ask you this.
Is it really okay for marriage counsellors to wear short skirts like this? Oh! I grew up in America, so I'm used to wearing clothes like this.
Why? Is it making you uncomfortable? Yes.
- Not at all.
Your legs are hot.
Oh! Thank you.
Okay, that's it! This is not going well.
What? Why? Are you jealous? So, does that mean you still like me? Nonsense.
I don't like you.
Is that true? Then why are you both still together? Answer the question, Meera.
If you don't like me, why are we still together? Answer the hot counsellor.
I meant to say that I don't like you gawking at other girls.
Because I'm deeply in love with you.
Oh! Is that so? - Okay.
Okay, let's do this.
Let's just stop talking about the negatives.
Meera.
What do you like about Santhosh? This is interesting.
Tell us, Meera.
If you don't like anything about me doing this session or being together has no meaning.
We can just get a divorce and move on, right? No, there is.
Really? Yes.
Santhosh is very caring.
Very thoughtful.
Whenever I need something he'll sense it even before I ask.
He's very romantic.
And in such a situation he makes me feel very special.
He has a great sense of humour.
I Only when I was with him I've laughed a lot in my life.
He also makes a lot of sacrifices for me.
And.
.
The best part is he'll do everything without my knowledge.
You know? So that I don't feel bad about it.
There's a lot more.
So, yes.
He's a great guy.
That's great.
So, basically, she's trying to say, you and I will be a great couple.
Isn't it, Meera? Balls to you.
Hey.
- Meera, wait, the session is not over.
I'll go get her.
- Santhosh.
Hey, sorry, I think I went a little overboard I was just trying to.
.
- No, that's fine.
So, this is my card.
Call me.
Oh, so you're interested? Call me for another session.
Oh.
Now, go! - Oh, yes.
Meera.
.
Wait for a minute.
Stop.
Of course, every relationship faces problems from external sources.
If there are no problems in your relationship others can cause problems between you both.
Because there are no problems between you both.
Look here, Smriti.
Now, no one is facing a problem because of you.
Okay? You're the most important thing in my life.
The same holds good for your mom.
We both love you to bits.
Keep that in mind.
The new guy whom your mom is about to get married to he doesn't know much about you.
That's why he spoke that way.
Now, you don't worry about anything.
Okay, is that fine? Okay.
You're getting late for class.
Okay? Come on, let's go.
Here! - Yes! "We caught a glimpse of them and we fell for them.
" "We fell head over heels in love and had a jolly time.
" "We are ignoring the warning signs" "and proceeding.
" "It turned out to be a pretence.
- Yes!" "The terms of endearment whispered was all a pack of lies.
" "The love we had for each other" "doesn't exist now.
" "They went to Ooty on honeymoon.
" "She inflicted torture on him.
" "Ding.
.
Dong.
.
Ding.
.
Love is an awesome feeling.
" "One damn thing" "it is a never ending suffering.
" "Ding.
.
Dong.
.
Ding.
.
Love is an awesome feeling.
" "One damn thing" "it is a never ending suffering.
"