Assassination Classroom (2015) s01e05 Episode Script

Thank you for your help.
Even with all your tentacles, you can not carry all the equipment at once.
But thanks to you, yes.
You are good class delegates.
Can we count on you.
In a few trips back to Mach 20, you would have finished quickly.
It's the fact that you help me that makes me happy.
- Tell me, sir.
- Yes ? Have you got used to class E? Hey, you do not mind, you.
Yes, I am delighted to be able to teach your class.
It's weird.
You find ? It makes sense, we have a funny creature like teacher.
After, it's a matter of habit.
As long as he works seriously, it is not a problem.
"You're right.
But he remains our target to shoot down.
that's important.
You must never lose sight of it.
He finished the preparations by dodging all our assaults.
- Are you okay, Maehara? - Yeah This kind of surprise attack will not be enough with you.
And now, let's start the class! It's all red.
Et voilà! The dye was extracted from the cakes The experience is over! I get the cakes that have not been used! We bought them! As it's the end of the month, he's resetting his stocks in class.
Why does a being capable of destroying the Earth survive with a salary? Sorry sir What is it, Okuda? Dear Sir It's poison! Drink it, please! Well, she's going to cash You do not want ? Okuda, here is another assassination attempt stamped with the seal of honesty.
that is to say that I do not have the ability of others to attack you by surprise.
But as I'm good at chemistry, I prepared this poison with all my heart.
With his heart? Okuda, no morons will not drink your poison voluntarily Let's see it! Cheers ! I can't believe it.
that then Ok You're kidding me! Horns pushed him.
it tastes like sodium hydroxide, am I wrong? It's very harmful for a human, but not for me.
Really ? There are two vials left.
Um yes ! Let's go!" This time, they are wings! The embellishment that is useless! Thallium acetate, is not it? Let's see the last flask.
What is happening? What effect is it going to have? The serious face The effects are unpredictable.
- It's water regia.
- Serious, the face! - it just changes my head.
- It looks like an emoticon.
You have the right to hate me, but do not hate the art of killing.
What's up with him? One more thing, Okuda.
I can not let this happen: it is dangerous for a student to make poison alone.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
If you have time after class, I propose that we develop together a poison capable of killing me.
Agree She will prepare a poison with her target? We will ask him what he gave She comes ! She comes ! She comes ! Receive it! Take this ! Over there ! The point is for us! Tell me, Karasuma What's hot here? Say, Karasuma If you're hot, do not stick to me.
I am not your target.
Do not play.
You are razor.
If you want to stay here as a teacher, be more applied.
The air is sticky, it's unpleasant! Why there is no air conditioning here? Management has been asked for improvements, but she refused.
- Shit ! - Yeah, she's in it! That's how it works here.
Now, dip it in ethanol.
Be careful not to breathe the vapors.
Heard.
You have very good grades in science subjects.
But I am bad in other subjects.
That's why I landed in class E.
I am mostly weak in Japanese.
When to find the right words or express the complexity of human feelings, I have trouble answering.
But I do not care.
With maths and chemistry, there is always a good solution.
I do not have to think about word games or to dwell on the subtlety of emotions.
"I understand.
Well, in this case, I will give you a homework.
You'll have to handle it carefully.
And he told you to bring that poison, right? Yes! Theoretically, this poison should be effective.
He even laid a manga to explain how to store poison.
The teacher is always so relentless.
A poison to kill himself? It is not clear, this teacher.
It is surely to encourage me.
Even if I'm bad in Japanese, he wants to develop my strengths.
- Hello to you ! - Here it is.
- In your places! - If you gave him? Sir, hold on! Oh, you worked well.
I'll taste that right now.
Thank you, Okuda.
Thanks to your preparation, I will reach a new stage of evolution.
Meaning exactly?" What does it mean? It melted? What I made you prepare, it's a blend that revitalizes my cells and increases their fluidity.
Now that I'm liquid, I can sneak everywhere.
Where are you going? In addition, I keep my speed! - Come on, try to kill me! - Impossible ! Okuda, it's not supposed to be a poison? You deceived me, sir? Okuda, know that in matters of assassination, language skills can deceive people.
Mastery of language? You will be able to prepare the most effective poisons, if you are too honest as you have been with me, it will eventually turn against you.
Nagisa, how would you do to poison me? I would mix the poison with a fruit juice that you like.
Hold ! I would give it to you by telling you that I prepared it on purpose.
Exactly.
To deceive someone, you have to know what he feels.
You have to know how to choose your words.
Poisoning someone with skill requires mastery of the language.
Your talent in science will prove useful to your classmates.
In order to transmit your knowledge in an understandable way, you must improve your language skills.
Heard.
You are not ready to attack the bases of the assassination.
Faced with the power of Professor Koro, whoever possesses a deadly poison becomes a mere student again.
None of us is close to killing his life.
Hurry! Who knows what they reserve for us if we arrive late.
Last time we had to clean the lawn of the main entrance.
We had trouble! The surface was too big.
You had ducked the chore! Oh yeah? Oh, you're tired of it! Why are we the only ones to have to undergo this? And now, Tell us something, Kunudon! Hi children! Me, it's Kunudon! Kunudon! The class E dunces are relegated to a building away so that they do not influence other students badly.
Huh? It's terrible! They are not allowed to enter the center of the school, except for the day of the general assembly where they descend from their hill.
For that, they must give up their lunch break! The bridge ! Who said it was a shortcut? Okajima! In order for them to learn the discipline, the rejects of class E must line up in the gym before the other students.
Courage! Snakes ! Okajima! Run fast, lots of junk! And we answer: "Yes, Chief!" Sir Yes Sir ! Falls! Okajima! What is the idiot who typed the honeycomb? Okajima! It really happens to him things not possible Do you think he'll make it? "I can't stand her anymore!" Save me those bees and the rest It's still Okajima who has taken the head off.
Are you alright? Mr.
Karasuma.
You do not have to rush.
You are well on time.
Hey, wait! You others ! Madame Pouffe! I was not aware that I had to leave during the lunch break.
You are hard to see, Madame Pouffe.
It's exhausting to run with heels! Mr.
Karasuma, where is Professor Koro? The other students should not see him.
He stayed in the old building.
O loneliness I am the only teacher kept apart.
Courage, we are not very far from the main building.
- Let's go ! - Yes Arrival: I tasted well - We arrived on time.
- Yes, narrowly.
Come on, guys, let's get in a hurry! OK Nagisa! You must be winnowed! It's hard to have to go down from your mountain on purpose.
Once a month, the whole school meets.
Here too, class E is discriminated against.
For us, it's a long time to bear.
In other words you are the elite of the country.
I assure you as director.
But if you relax, you will end up like some incompetent whom I will not name.
Come on, you laugh too much! Nagisa.
- Where's he, Karma? - He's drying up the meeting.
Only him ? He said he did not care about being punished for his absence.
It's a ringworm but it has good grades.
It is in these moments that I envy it.
Is that clear?" The method is still as effective, Mr.
Principal.
Class E apart, the entire establishment has excellent results! In a way, it prepares them for adulthood.
They are taught the idea that one must not be idle.
It's probably sad, but that's when they have someone to discriminate and despise as humans progress.
Absolutely.
I always act rationally.
I always conform to reason, whether it's administering a school or killing someone.
The floor is now on the student council.
Please prepare yourself.
Who is this teacher? It is well built and classy! I would like to greet you.
- Very good.
- Hey ! - Look! - You too ! Mr.
Karasuma.
We decorated our knife cases.
It's cute, huh? We do not care ! Do not take them out here! The other students do not know anything about our assassination mission.
OK Who is he ? A teacher of class E? - They seem to get along well.
- Luck At home, teachers and guys are all ugly.
Who is this stranger with a crazy body? Just a moment ago, Ms.
Pouffe was physically on the street.
Wait for me What pride She, too, is a teacher of class E? She throws a max What are you doing here ? Stupid question.
I'm a teacher too.
At least you are aware of it.
I also wanted to see what the other students looked like.
It's not terrible.
Oh, I forgot Nagisa.
Let's enjoy the absence of the other octopus.
It seems that you have noted all its weaknesses in your notebook.
Pass it to me, will you? I have already given you all its weak points exploitable.
You say that to hide the most important, right? let me tell you, Come on, give it to me, kid! I'm going to choke you.
it hurts ! Not the breasts, Mrs.
Pouffe! I would love to be in his place No doubt, it's a hobby Where do they think they are? The shipwreck class allows you to have a good time! Good.
On these handouts you will find the Council Holiday Program.
Huh? What? Where are our handouts? Excuse me ! Class E did not have any handouts.
Oh no ? How weird Excuse me, it looks like I forgot you! Sorry, but you will have to remember everything.
At the same time, it will be a good memory exercise.
It's anything.
And vicious, in addition.
Isogai.
You? There is no problem, it seems.
Everyone had a handwritten copy.
Yes We have the program, you can continue.
What? How it is possible ? Who ruined this good opportunity to laugh? Uh, finally Okay, I'll start again.
I will explain the Council's program.
I told you not to show up in front of the whole school! Your very existence is a state secret.
No problem! My disguise is perfect.
Nobody will unmask me.
The teacher must have felt alone.
He is incorrigible.
Well, I did not notice this teacher.
He is funny and his joints are chelous.
The other teacher is annoying him.
She would not try to stab him? Ouch! My arm ! it hurts ! - The third puts her out.
- I do not understand anything.
Ms.
Pouffe does not give up.
We are going, Nagisa.
OK.
I buy to drink and I arrive.
Hey, Nagisa! You and your comrades, you do not miss a beat! You laughed during the assembly and you annoyed everyone! Lower your eyes like the wrecks you are.
Anyway, your life is already fucked.
Hey, what's this look? Are not you happy? This school is really throwing up Students trying to kill me are not the type to go to sleep in front of them.
Say something, the wreck! I'm going to kill you ! To kill me ? To kill me He wants to kill me? And yet, you have never tried to kill nobody.
What just happened? He was threatening You see ? My students are more determined than others.
The cIasse E One student in the wreck class stood up to two ordinary students.
In our school, this event is not rational.
It must be remedied.
And for me, it goes before this story of assassination.