Attack on Titan: Junior High (2015) s01e05 Episode Script

1
Early summer A time when
the temperature gradually increases,
and more students start
to wear short sleeves.
It was then that all of Attack Junior High
was hit by a different source of tension.
A certain event was about to occur--
One that affects students in all grades.
All the students' fates hung in the balance.
If your name is called, come forward.
Those idiots who failed the tests
will take makeup tests next week.
"Makeup Test for Failures" "Test Results"
Keep that in mind.
That event was the return
of the test results.
"Year 1, Class 4"
Next, Armin Arlelt!
"Period 5" "Studying Hard!
Titan Junior High School"
Yes, sir!
Perfect score!
Whoa!
Next, Sasha Braus!
Yes, sir.
Hey, you
What do you think you're doing?
I'm talking to you!
What the hell are you doing?!
If anything, I'd like to hear your trick
for staying sane
after flunking every subject.
Indeed.
Your scores were all
big fat zeros, weren't they?
But being told no lunch for you
if you flunked the makeup tests
freaked you out even more than the fact
that you flunked all the tests, didn't it?
Eren, please!
Stay and help me study!
Sorry, but I gotta go to the
Scouts room now, so See ya!
--Mika--
--Eren, wait for me.
--Mika--
Yeah, of course.
Ah, you can go, Jean. You're a jerk, so
You didn't have to tell me that!
--Argh! Who else could
stay and help me study?!
--Uhm Sasha?
If you want me to, I can--
As things stand, I'm gonna be lunchless!
Oh, all right, fine then.
I can teach you the trick,
but unfortunately for you, I'm gifted.
So all I can tell you is to "feel" it.
You got all zeros, didn't you?
Oh, that's right!
Armin!
Please help me study!
For the makeup tests? Sure, I'll help you.
Really?!
Sure, if I can be of help.
Would you like to study with us, too, Conny?
Is it okay?
I feel confident with you teaching us!
Okay, then! Let's show what we can do
when we put our minds to it!
Yeah! Let's study hard together,
the three of us!
Yeah!
--I'll do it!
--I'll do my best!
--I'll do it!
--I'll do my best!
--If you guys try hard, you can do it!
Well then, let's start, shall we?
Huh?
Where's Conny?
Where the heck did he go?
Don't tell me he forgot
about it and went home
Summer has come in earnest.
Well, let's not worry about Conny for now
and start with your weakest subject.
Okay!
I'm very weak at math.
Hmm Let's see
For example, for this formula with
X and Y, it'd be easier to understand
if you replace X with an apple
and Y with an orange.
What?!
It might be easier to memorize it
if you think of it as a formula
to figure out food prices.
X is an apple. Y is an orange.
Doesn't this seem more relatable
to you now and make it seem less difficult?
Whoa! It might be working pretty good.
So does that mean that just to figure out
the prices for an apple and an orange,
we're restrained, scolded
and even forced to take tests?
What?! Why are you going back to
reality just for that part? That's not true!
X and Y have infinite possibilities!
Infinite possibilities? Such as?
F-For example,
you can indulge yourself in luxury
by having X as steak and Y as curry!
Whoa! Then, X can be broiled eel
on rice and Y can be a picked plum?!
Right!
X can be tempura and Y can be watermelon?!
That's right!
I didn't realize that math
is a subject that's full of dreams!
That's right! Math is wonderful!
Though not quite the way you're thinking.
Okay! I'll try solving
the problem using this method!
Yeah! Give it a shot!
I'm sure you can do it, Sasha!
Ah, but you should avoid eating the
food combinations you mentioned earlier.
Huh?
All right! The Scouts!
I'm gonna go to the Scouts activities!
Don't run like that!
Good afternoon!
Oh. Hi, Year 1 guys. Welcome.
Argh! Crap!
What am I gonna do?!
I never thought this would happen!
Seriously! Enough griping already!
Did something happen?
No, don't!
Oh, since you asked, I guess I have no choice
but to accede to your demands and explain.
Tsk.
The thing is, I didn't do well
on the tests we just took.
No one asked.
That's the cause of my distress.
Don't get cocky, rookies!
Come again?!
At a time like this,
you should show your respect an--
Hey Are you okay?
First impressions are important.
Those rookies are scared stiff, aren't they?
They're just dumbfounded.
Humph! Whatever the case,
it went exactly as I planned.
Hey, you didn't used
to talk like that, you know.
If, by some chance
you're trying to imitate Levi,
could you cut it out?
You're nothing like him at all, actually.
Are you trying to nag me, Petra?
If you wanna act like you're my girlfriend,
there's more you need to do first
I wish you had bitten
your tongue off and died.
Oh, come on. There's nothing wrong
with test scores being a bit lower, right?
Geez I'm not talking about
something as superficial as test scores.
I'm ashamed that I let my guard down
because I always get a perfect score.
Well, I guess you guys wouldn't get it.
And why do you think you wouldn't get it?
That's because you guys
haven't reached my level.
I don't study at all, and yet, I always
get a perfect score for some reason.
I can't help it.
This guy is
Hey Are you still trying to imitate Levi?
I really want you to cut it out.
You pretend that you don't study much, Oruo,
but your mom told me that
you stay up half the night
frantically studying before each test.
Oruo, I brought you a
late-night snack. Have some.
Your mom bragged to me, too, saying,
"My son Oruo studies very
hard," the other day.
Y-You guys want to know
my scores that badly?!
Like I said, I got really
bad scores, this time!
What?! You wanna see them no matter what?!
Like I said, no one asked.
Humph! How can I fight
against such enthusiasm?
If you insist that much,
I'll show my results to you.
But you guys should show yours, too, okay?!
What?
Why is this happening?
Geez I guess we just have to.
One, two
What?!
You said bad This score's bad?!
Ahh I missed a whopping 6 points!
The Year 1 tests are so much easier
than Year 2's that it's not even funny.
And given how you guys did,
you probably can't help me.
I guess I'll ask the teacher.
You just wanted to brag from the start!
Levi!
Tada!
How about the one who did better
treats the other to Yakisoba bread?
Shut up.
What?!
Just kidding! I was just joking!
Levi! There's something
I need to talk to you about.
I am very hungry right now.
And all I have in my wallet is 21 yen!
How's that?! You can't overcome
the guilt of not treating your poor friend,
now, can you?
Just eat Sacchan Squid or something.
What?!
What're you saying?!
That's a squid! It's not bread!
Don't try and dodge the issue
by making a stupid comment like that!
So first you suggested a bet
when you already knew your score.
Then you get on my case for
making an alternative suggestion?!
Has your brain become crap, too?
It's true that my act of trying
to force you to buy me yakisoba bread
by any means necessary
might've been beyond low.
But!
But I'm going to do it.
Starve to death.
Okay, then! I'm gonna go leech
our underclassmen using your name!
You stupid Levi! Clipped hair!
Don't use my name!
Geez
What the hell are you guys doing?
Hange suddenly showed up and started
going on a rampage. It was terrible!
Levi! Please take Hange with you!
No thanks.
Because of Hange's body
splash, Oruo went down!
Not my problem.
Levi, do you get now how serious I am?
Yeah, I get how seriously crap your brain is.
Why are you short on money
like that in the first place?
Hey, stop! Don't ask that!
Ah I knew it
I thought you might be
curious enough to ask
Huh? Huh?!
about
the most exciting stuff!
Hange, what'd you bring us
to the science room for?
Yeah. We, the Biology Club,
borrow the Science preparation room
and do activities in there.
Welcome to the Biology Club.
Huh? Hange! It's pitch dark in here.
Let me introduce them to you!
T-Titans?!
Aren't they cute?
I'm going to name them after a bug and crab
I used to take care of a long time ago.
Here we go again. Another one
of these naming ceremonies.
You're "Sawney."
You're "Beane."
Let's all be friends!
Hange! You're too close!
Whoa! That was close!
That's dangerous, Hange!
It's impossible to keep Titans!
That's not true!
I want to try to view the Titans from a
different angle than the existing one
by taking care of Titans!
It might end as a waste of time,
but I'm going to do it.
Hmm? What?
What is it?!
Whoa!
Hange! Please step back!
Almost got me that time, Sawney!
You're seriously gonna die!
I see
So this is the reason why you're broke.
Levi!
That's right! Because the cost
of their food is so enormous,
our club budget is always in the red.
And using my allowance
isn't helping at all, either.
I guess it can't be helped.
Levi
I'm not treating you.
Make sure you repay me later.
Levi!
Here.
"Headlong Dog Food"
What's this?
The food for the Titans, of course.
It's not for Hange?!
You go buy Sacchan Squid
with that 21 yen and eat it.
Geez He's a stubborn one.
That's great, Sasha!
You got most of them correct!
That's because you're a good teacher.
No, this is without doubt your own ability.
My impression of Armin
was that he's just weak,
but he's very kind and smart.
He's got lots of wonderful traits.
Armin, thank you very
much for your help today.
Yep. Good luck with your makeup tests.
I'll see you tomorrow! See ya!
You helped me study, Armin.
I'll do my best on tomorrow's makeup for you!
Okay!
Hm?
It's dark on the street!
What's wrong?!
I'm scared of the dark!
I'm scared of the dark!
I guess he is weak after all.
I'll give you, who are lesser
than livestock, the makeup tests now.
"Makeup Tests!" "Do your best!"
Begin!
Ah! It's got X and Y!
"Calculate the following formulas."
I can do this one! Armin
taught me how to do it!
Hm? Wait a second.
Steak and curry are good, but Hamburg steak
and melon sound good, too.
But cake, sushi, bean-paste bun,
ramen, and gyoza are hard to give up, too.
What shall I eat today?
After all, Sasha flunked
the makeup tests, too,
and she now has to take refresher classes.
In the meantime
Yahoo!
Hange! This is dangerous!
Conny forgot about the makeup tests,
so he was automatically
put in refresher classes.
Summer is here.
I wanna be popular with girls
On that day, Jean, who dreams of a sweet,
sugary life but isn't so popular,
found something in his shoe locker.
"Love Letter! Titan Junior High School"