Baarish (2019) s01e05 Episode Script

Perfect Jodi

Mom, this is Gauravi.
We have come
with a wedding proposal.
Sister, I can't get married
unless you get married.
If Gauravi finds a good alliance
only then Aniket will say
yes to my Shreya.
I don't come here to listen
to your elder brother's tales.
Especially after what happened
between me and your elder brother.
[Exhales] No.
[Padmini] I am asking
Gauravi's hand for my son Anuj.
Now you two need to decide.
[Song playing on radio]
"Fair face."
- "Fit for Instagram."
- Come on.
- I will make your Insta face.
Come on! - "The brother"
"got a sister-in-law."
- [Asmi] Mother.
- [Devyani] Take this.
I have made
hot sweet stuffed bread today.
Wow!
- Father likes them, right?
- Is it?
Keep some for me, okay?
[Paresh] Okay, mother.
I say that
I should go
and meet Gauravi's boss today.
The thing is if she had any
trouble understanding the boy
I will take care of it.
By the way, I have heard
that they are very good.
We should agree at once.
[Asmi] I don't believe that
I am agreeing with her.
But yes, sister.
You said that they are very good.
[Asmi] And you were also convincing
brother with the same logic.
Just imagine.
You will become the boss
of the company
you are working for now.
What a jump. Leap of fate.
What is the problem? Say something.
You are such a smart girl.
And you are also ready
to get married. Then?
Yes, child.
And they won't even
have any trouble
if you give your salary check
here to your maiden home.
- [Kanchan] Please stop talking.
- But
Look, dear. Consider this
as an arranged marriage.
The way I sent you the boy
from Nagpur for you.
Mother, that was different.
[Gauravi] They were like us.
These people are different.
Their world is different.
We have got nothing in similar,
mother.
You just don't understand.
Do you mean that they are Gujarati?
What Gujarati and Marathi?
Everyone is a Mumbaikar in Mumbai.
And what about food habits.
That will get settled in 2 months.
Feed them a little spicy food.
And you can eat
a little sweet food. That's it.
[Gauravi] Mother, status.
Thousands of people like us work
under him.
So, what?
And what is this about status?
[Prathmesh] It's the same.
They have got the same limbs
as you have.
And his heart is just like yours,
right?
- Mother, please.
- Gauravi.
Please try to understand.
They are so kind hearted that
they gave you a chance to think.
They will keep you happy.
And along with you, they will also
take care of your elder brother,
Aniket, Asmi and your parents.
The worries faced by your elder
brother and me for your family
will lessen a bit, Gauravi.
[Aniket] Yes,
the family is being run all
because of your worries.
- Aniket.
- What Aniket?
The way you are talking,
it seems you care less
about sister's wedding
and more about the gains
you will have.
I am talking about
everyone's welfare.
And why are you saying so?
Even you did the same.
Even you thought just for yourself.
- That's why you got a girl
from such a rich - Stop it.
Why have you started
so early in the morning?
And I need some time
to think for this.
And I don't have that at all now.
And even you need to go to office,
right?
So, please. We will sit and
discuss this later. Please.
Think about it, Gauravi.
- Come on.
- [Paresh] Yes.
- Father, bye.
- Mother, bye.
- Father, bye.
- Bye.
One second.
Come on, smile.
Whether I get married or not
if you continue
to frown like this
then I will slap you
really hard.
I am not scared of marriage, madam.
I am scared of your slaps.
[Gauravi laughs]
Sister.
No matter what you decide.
Yes or no.
I am there with you.
I know.
Come on. Get ready.
"Fair face."
"Pride of Instagram."
"The brother got a sister-in-law."
[Title Montage]
Their level is different.
She speaks such awesome English.
Absolutely clear.
[Zeenia laughs]
Why are you laughing now?
Isn't it funny, Saurabh?
[Zeenia] That day Anuj was
being the matchmaker.
And today he is
This is how a flying arrow
hits your bum.
[Zeenia laughs]
Why are you laughing?
Even I feel the same.
Even madam should have thought
about it.
Gauravi is so well-educated.
And I am like
- Zeenia.
- Yes.
You should hear her speak
in English.
She speaks just like you.
[Anuj] You two will make
a perfect pair.
Is it?
So, you want me to get me there
and you are trying to eye
my husband here?
[Zeenia] Haven't you seen
that movie?
My husband is only mine. Got it?
There is another movie.
Husband, wife and the other one.
Have you watched that?
[Zeenia grinning]
Bro, tell her this is not the time
to joke around.
I am very worried.
Even she must have some hopes.
I have expectations, mother.
And why not?
If there was some other family
like ours
they would understand
about savings.
What is a budget?
What is provident fund?
You are a lunatic, girl.
People try to turn away
from all this.
- And you - Yes, people might
run away, mother. I cannot.
This has always been my life.
And it will remain like that.
And how will they understand
how important this job is for me.
Did they lay any condition
that you cannot work?
Mother, do you think
they will be okay with the idea
that their daughter-in-law
is going to be their employee?
Even they are correct
as per their stand.
They have got everything.
You are the owner of
a million-dollar company.
Yes, but that doesn't mean
anything to them.
[Anuj] After what happened
with Falguni
I felt that I am not fit
for any girl.
Gauravi might work in my company.
But her English is far
better than mine.
How will she
- It won't make sense.
- Anuj.
You are so intelligent,
but you speak so ridiculously.
That I just don't get it.
How can you compare English
to the other qualities you have?
It's just not right.
Now listen to me carefully.
Talking in English
is just a quality.
That's it. Just one.
But you have got
so many other qualities.
And boys like you
are scarce nowadays.
In business. Heart wise.
Oh! My cake.
- Oh fk!
- Hail Lord Krishna.
It is a waste. It is nutmeg cake.
Play your turn.
[Oven door opens]
[Oven door closes]
- burnt? - I sacrificed
my cake in order to convince you.
- Bloody, I lost my cake
because of you. - Hey!
Anuj, listen to me carefully.
Sit straight.
Mr. Anuj Mehta. You went
to a Gujarati medium school.
You left your studies and managed
the family, factory
and the workers.
You manage two old age homes
and four trusts dedicated
to your father.
You raised your siblings
like your own kids.
You gave them everything.
You did nothing for yourself.
Never.
Professionally you converted
the factory into an industry.
It is a chain of industries.
I am tired of talking so much.
But you didn't get tired
of doing so much.
Anuj, you are responsible
for not just your family
but a lot of other families.
Any woman would be bloody,
proud to have you.
Yes, they have everything mother.
And what they have is not mine.
I mean if I want
to send something home
will I ask them
and then send it.
Don't worry about us.
Just think about yourself.
We have discussed about
this even before, right?
So, why again?
Look, you also saw boys
of our status, right?
Did anyone agree to your condition?
I don't think any boy
will understand your condition.
Yes, so it is better not to have
any boy than to have a wrong boy.
Anyway,
that's what I pray to God daily.
I don't want a boy.
I just want a lot of happiness.
That's it.
No, they don't have any problem.
I was thinking that
we should get married that
What is the problem?
What is your problem with marriage?
I am getting married,
so I will have to think about it.
How can I just
What do you want to think about?
What is the problem in marriage?
Have you grown old?
Don't you want to get married?
Or do you have
any technical problem?
Tech All that is fine.
There is no technical problem.
Then go and tell this
to your madam. [Laughs]
Tell madam?
I will talk to Gauravi.
- Technical problem?
- Not technical problem.
I will talk to Gauravi.
All right. Hmm.
We will deal with technical
problems after the wedding.
Hey. Listen.
- Do you want to hear
something hot? - No.
Boss' sister is in some mess.
The entire family is
so busy regarding it
that all the work
at the head office has stopped.
And damn,
even if someone dies there
it makes no difference.
And how do you know that?
Connections.
A cup of tea with the drivers.
And I get to know
all of boss' secrets.
Do you believe in what they say?
You don't know.
Maids, cooks and drivers.
They are like the first source
of information.
Don't underestimate
the power of helping hands.
So, why should we bother
about anyone's lives?
What do you mean?
Stop being so smart.
And just think.
The elder and the younger brother
are poles apart, right?
I mean,
I heard that the elder is simple.
The elder brother does
all the work.
And the younger brother
is the playboy.
I also know many tales about him.
Do you want to hear them?
- [Phone ringing]
- 'Anuj ji'
Boss.
Boss. Yeah, sure.
- I have horns in my head, right?
- Shh.
- Hello?
- Hello. Gauravi.
[Gauravi] Yes.
I wanted to speak to you.
So, can we meet?
Where?
I will call again and tell you.
Okay.
Good.
You were smart enough
not to call her to your office.
[Zeenia] Wait, I will tell Saurabh.
He will make a reservation
at a good restaurant for you.
- Italian.
- I have trouble with English here.
And you are sending me to Italy.
Fool.
Not Italy. Italian restaurant.
You are taking the girl out
for the first time.
Take her someplace nice.
Okay.
Hey, where?
I am going out for some work.
Thank God, even you have
started to do all this.
You know when you are
going on a date
two excuses are the best.
Boss and mother.
Listen, I know that some boy
had called you.
Who leaves office to meet the boss?
Bye now.
Bye.
Gauravi, I am 36 years old.
You are educated.
You might have expectations.
I have got responsibilities.
And I don't want to burden them
on anyone.
That's why I
I am
I
Sir,
regular water or mineral water?
- I cannot marry you.
- Excuse me, sir.
No. Not you.
- I cannot marry her.
- [Waitress] Oh.
I mean I can't marry you either.
Regular waiter.
I mean water.
Just get it. My throat is parched.
Sure, sir.
Hey.
Listen.
Ah.
- Sorry, I had you wait.
- No. No. No problem.
Gauravi.
- Yes.
- [Anuj] You are a good woman.
I mean
You are a girl.
And you are well educated.
You are first class.
You speak good English
Yes. Water.
Thank you. [Clear throat]
So
- So, let's check it.
- Okay.
As I was saying,
why don't you order.
My brain is not working here.
Isn't it too expensive?
No, that is not the problem.
I need to first understand
what they have.
I didn't understand that properly.
It's okay.
- Will you take veg or non-veg?
- Veg.
Hi. One Caprese salad,
with rice and mushroom sauce.
[Gauravi] And one stuffed capsicum
with broccoli.
Thank you.
Enjoy your meal, sir.
Is this all?
It was written
in the main course section so
I mean
where is the rest of the food?
Take this.
This is more like it. Right?
Actually, bread and chop is
also my father's favorite.
- Is it?
- Yes.
Actually, he only likes junk food.
Junk food means, bread and chop.
Water balls.
- Chop with boiled peas.
- Yes. Yes.
But nothing compares
with hot bread and chop.
- Right?
- That's correct.
And there that hotel
was making us
pay their power,
AC and water bills.
And they gave us something raw
as food.
And the names were so tough
that a person like me
- will have to take
a couple of years. - [Both laughs]
So
- I was saying
- I cannot get married.
I mean family issues.
Moreover,
there is nothing common between us.
Our ideas, thoughts, food habits.
- Give me some chilies.
- A little chili
Some chilies.
As I was saying that
we two are very different.
Yes. No. I accept that.
- Will you have tea?
- Yes.
Bro, give us two cups of tea.
And put less milk in mine.
- Yes, in mine too. And sugar
- And less sugar.
- Yes.
- Even less sugar.
And to get married two people
should at least think alike, right?
Yes.
That's important.
And I have to take care of
my family too. So
No, even I have got problems.
I mean getting married
at this age seems like a joke.
And I mean, even I had come
to tell you the same thing.
- Really?
- Yes.
That is very good. I mean
- Then let us say no.
- [Clouds roaring]
Come.
So, let us say no. Right?
Yes, of course.
But Gauravi
It was nice meeting you.
Actually, me too.
[Toasting]
[Theme music playing]
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