Batwheels (2022) s01e05 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Bam reading]
Get her charged up
and ready to go
in case another call
comes in tonight.
On it, boss.
Whoo-hoo! Yes! What a night!
We took care of
the Royal Flush Gang
and Clock King
all in one fell swoop!
Ow!
[mutters]
What are you so excited
about anyway?
Well, it is the third time
this week
Batman has chosen, yours truly,
for an important mission.
He took me out twice,
which is like
twice as many as once.
Batgirl and I have been turning
the streets of Gotham into
our own
private race course lately.
Robin's taken me out almost
every night this week.
How about you, Bam?
I bet you've been tearing up
the streets lately.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, tearing 'em up.
Yeah. It was so cool.
You should've seen it.
Awesome!
And then we both swooped in
from under the clouds.
Whoa, really?
-And, bam!
-Hey.
[Bibi] We spotted them,
they spotted us.
It was battle time.
What's wrong, Bam?
Everybody's been going on all
these cool missions,
but Batman hasn't picked me
for one in, well, a long time.
[sighs] What's wrong
with me, Moe?
Uh, nothing.
You're the Batmobile.
The original radical ride.
I know, but
What if Batman doesn't
need me anymore?
It depends on the mission, Bam.
Batman chooses
whichever one of you
have the right attributes.
What's an attribute?
A special ability
that sets you apart.
Like Batwing's wings
or Buff's armor.
we came diving
out of the clouds,
and I dropped my electro-net
right on Clock King.
Boy, had his time ever come.
-[all laughing]
-See what I did there?
Batwing, you're so funny.
Let's face it.
I'll never be as awesome
as the other Batwheels.
Well, there are those
special upgrades
Batman's been tinkering with.
-They could help.
-Upgrades?
Whoa!
Advanced tech
that could give you
some of those cool attributes
you were talking about.
Like a jet-booster for flight
and Supermanium armor
for super strength.
That sounds amazing!
[beeping]
Oh, I gotta help BC
swap out her graphics card.
See you, Bam.
These upgrades are just
what I need!
I'm gonna show Batman
what I can really do.
A mega-jet booster!
Now I can be as fast as Bibi.
Nice! Supermanium armor?
I'll be as strong as Buff.
Wings? No way!
I can fly like Batwing.
Yeah! How do you like
my attributes now?
[engine revving]
[Batman] Batcomputer, get me
a carne asada burrito.
[Batcomputer]
Ordering, extra spicy.
[Batman] Mm
Sir, we have a Bat-Signal.
Someone is trying to break into
Gotham Radio Towers.
Link to the building's
security cameras.
Linking.
[Batman] Toyman.
Why can't Superman's headaches
stay in Metropolis?
[Batcomputer] Which vehicle
will you be taking, Batman?
Hmm. I don't remember
installing this upgrade.
Let's try it out.
Prep the Batmobile.
[exclaims]
It's working! He picked me!
Whoa! Wait a minute!
You don't know how to use
those upgrades yet.
Oh, Batman's gonna have my
SIM card for supper!
Don't worry.
I know what I'm doing.
[tires screeching]
The Batmobile seems
peppier than usual.
Let's see
what this upgrade's got.
I like it.
[engine accelerating]
[Batcomputer]
Toyman appears to be
headed for the roof.
Right.
Oh, did you hear that, BC?
He said he liked it!
He liked me.
What have you done, Bam?
I just got some
little upgrades.
Untested upgrades.
You've never had wings before,
or advanced armor.
They could be difficult
to master.
But this is my chance to really
impress Batman.
Stand clear!
Launching in three, two, one,
blast-off!
Up, up, and a Whoa!
What?
[Batcomputer] Slow down, Bam.
You've never flown before.
Whoa.
Wait a minute My upgrades!
Wings, deploy!
Hey, I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
Flying isn't so hard
Uh, but stopping is!
[Bam] Whoa.
-Ugh.
-Bam, are you all right?
I think so.
I'm just [groans]
[sighs] Stuck.
Introducing Toyman's new
remote control marauders!
[chittering]
You control the action!
You control the fun!
Toyman.
Ugh. Action figures are not
my favorite toys.
But rooftop antennas are?
Not just any antenna, Batman.
The most powerful one
in Gotham!
And when I attach it
to my mega remote,
I shall be able to remotely
control every toy in the city.
Even your precious Batmobile.
[gasps] That's me.
Huh?
[squeaks]
[Toyman giggles]
Meet my latest
and greatest toys
Accessories included.
[Toyman laughs maniacally]
Ugh I've got to help Batman!
If only I were
strong enough to
Oh, wait. Activate upgrades!
Yes!
No!
[gasps]
Whoa!
Whoa!
Just like you
to get carried away, Batman.
[Toyman laughs]
[Bam groans]
Ugh Flipper arms, activate.
Wow. I really messed up
this time.
All I could do
is get in Batman's way.
No wonder he never picks me
for missions anymore.
-I have a visual on Batman.
-Huh?
He is still following
the suspect.
[Toyman laughs]
He's never gonna catch Toyman
that way.
Stand clear!
Wait
How am I gonna catch up to them
if my upgrades are broken?
You've never needed upgrades
to be there for Batman before.
That's true.
I've made jumps farther
than these.
[Batcomputer]
Quite a bit farther.
And I never needed any
jet boosters to do it.
Not according to my records.
Then let's do this.
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
[Batcomputer]
My thoughts exactly.
[tires screeching]
[engine revving]
Oh, come on! Show-off.
Collect them and trade them
with your friends!
Get off my car.
Ahh!
Didn't your parents ever tell
you to clean up your toys?
No. [exclaims]
Well, that didn't work.
Call Gotham Police.
Tell them I've got
a present for them.
[Batcomputer]
Calling Gotham Police.
[Toyman]
Oh, I'll get you, Batman!
You know, I really thought
he was going to get away.
But like I've always said,
I've got the best wheels
in town.
[electronic hum]
[alarm buzzing]
It's here! It's finally here.
-Beach day!
-[tires squealing]
Oh, keep it down, will ya?
I haven't had
my cup of oil yet.
Whoa!
[Redbird] I've never been
to the beach before.
And today's the day.
[grunts]
[singing]
I'm going to the beach.♪
I'm going to the beach ♪
[brushing]
Did you hear, Bam?
Today's the day!
Batman and Robin are taking us
to the beach!
[echoes]
[yawning] I think
the whole Batcave heard you.
I can't help it.
I'm just so excited
to test out the new Sand Mode
on our tires.
Hey, yo!
Save those for the sand.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
So, are you as stoked as I am?
-You know it.
-It's gonna be a blast.
We'll cruise up the coast,
feel the wind on our hoods,
jump gnarly sand dunes,
play some beach ball,
and maybe even
stay up all night
-to watch the sunrise.
-[rooster crowing]
Bat-tastic! You've got
the whole night planned.
Batman and Robin
are on their way.
[beach music plays]
[Redbird] They're coming.
It's happening!
Ready to test out
the Sand Mode wheel upgrade.
Thanks for installing it.
I hope it didn't tire you out.
[laughing]
I don't get it.
[engines revving, zooming]
[cracking]
[engines revving]
[tires screeching]
I'll beat you
to the snack truck.
That'll be a first.
[blasts]
Hey, I didn't
say go. [chuckles]
[revving]
Ooh, ooh, I'll have
a mega cherry swirl.
What about you, Batman?
Give me a dark chocolate swirl.
Extra dark.
Surfing seagulls.
Today's been
even better than I imagined.
Whoa! How does that ship
even know where it's going?
It's so dark out.
-[horn blares]
-[Redbird] I hope
it doesn't get
too close to the rocks.
[Batmobile] Big light on
Gotham Point Lighthouse
will guide it to safety.
Easy peasy.
[maniacal cackling]
-Did you just hear a laugh?
-Uh-huh.
And I don't remember
telling a joke.
[whooping triumphantly]
[laughing]
[Batman] What's The Joker
doing here?
[clown horn honking]
[Robin] Looks like he's
headed for the lighthouse.
You don't think
he'd actually turn it off?
We can't take any chances.
That ship needs the light
to avoid the rocks.
[sighs]
Let's go.
Well, I guess our beach day's
on hold.
Oh, man.
[engines revving]
[laughing maniacally]
Huh?
[grunting angrily]
What are you doing
at the beach, Joker?
Working on my tan, of course.
[laughing maniacally]
Good time
to test our Sand Mode.
[lever creaking]
[engines revving]
[engines revving]
[tires screeching]
Whoo-hoo! I'm catching big air.
[chuckling]
Huh?
[tires screeching]
[clown horn honks]
[seagulls crying]
Oh, Bat trapped.
[horn blares]
[chuckles]
[laughs]
Let's hang ten.
[cackling]
Looks like a good night
to cut some waves.
High tides and good vibes.
[gear creaks]
[Robin] Whoo-hoo!
Cowa-Bat-banga.
[clown horn honks]
[Joker laughing maniacally]
[motor revving]
[grunts]
Catch you on the flip side.
[clown horn honking]
Let's get that surfer dude.
Whoa, whoa! [laughs]
-[laughing]
-[tires squeaking]
Take this, Bat bros.
Ready to play ball, Prank?
-Game on!
-[engine revs]
[thumps]
-[clown horn honking]
-[thumps]
[thumps]
Ooh, bop bop ♪
Ooh, bop bop ♪
Hanging at the beach♪
With my board and my buddies
And me ♪
Bat surfing, bop bop ♪
Soaking up the rays♪
And catching every wave
On the sea ♪
Bat surfing, bop bop ♪
If the tide is up
I'm going Bat surfing ♪
If the waves are crashing
I'm going Bat surfing ♪
Hanging at the beach♪
With my board, and my buddies
And me ♪
Bat surfing, bop bop ♪
Cranking up the tunes♪
We'll be racing up the dunes
When we're done ♪
Bat surfing, bop bop ♪
Revving up the engine
Of my buggy Is just as fun ♪
Bat surfing, bop bop ♪
If the tide is up
I'm going Bat surfing ♪
If the waves are crashing
I'm going Bat surfing ♪
Hanging at the beach♪
With my board, and my buddies
And me ♪
Bat surfing ♪
[clown horn honking]
[horn blowing]
[laughing maniacally]
Ooh, bop bop ♪
[Joker] Shark in the water!
You're gonna need
a bigger board.
-[Robin gasps]
-[Batman] Uh-oh.
Bad day to forget
the shark repellent Bat spray.
[chomping]
Yeah, but we've got
tons of these.
-[squeaks]
-[boings]
[grunts] Whoo, gotcha!
-[horn blowing]
-Hear that? [laughing]
That ship's got a cargo
full of these beauties.
-[farting]
-[cackling]
Seriously?
All I have to do is turn off
the lighthouse light
and that boat will crash
into the rocks.
Then I'll scoop up
its mother lode
of whoopee cushions,
and use them
to turn all of Gotham
into a laughing stock.
[cackling]
-[clown horn honking]
-[laughing maniacally]
Ooh, bop bop ♪
-Get ready for a wipeout.
-[dings]
-[grunts, pops]
-[Batmobile] I thought
we were done
playing beach volleyball.
That's not a beach ball.
That's a bursty ball.
[grunts]
-[tires screeching]
-[Batmobile] Whoa!
My eyes. I can't see.
Keep going, Red. You get him.
I got this.
[Prank laughing]
[Prank] Incoming!
Pool noodles!
[revving]
[horn blowing]
This should help me
give you the slip.
Wh Whoa! Ugh!
-Grease. It's too slippery.
-[clunks]
I've got this.
[Joker] Ah,
the sweet smell of victory.
Whoa!
Not this time, Joker.
-[grunts]
-[laughs]
[chuckling]
-[clicks]
-[horn blowing]
The light's out and that ship's
gonna hit the rocks.
What shall we do, Batman?
When all else fails,
call for some help.
[beeping]
Bam, Batman and Robin
need you right away.
-[whirring]
-[grunts]
Be right there.
[revving]
We'll never get that light
back on in time
to save the ship.
[horn blowing]
[horn blowing]
You're right,
but maybe we don't have to.
Batmobile, ultra-high beams on.
[Batman] Instant lighthouse.
This is so cool!
He's talking about me.
I'm the lighthouse.
[horn blowing]
[Robin] It's turning away
from the rocks.
[water splashing]
[horn blowing]
[man] Thanks, Batman!
Batman, you're a genius.
Nope. I've just got
a really good car.
[Joker cackling]
You may have
scuttled my scheme,
but you'll never
get me. [cackling]
Never say never.
[grunts]
[tires screech]
-Going somewhere?
-[Joker] Whoa!
[gasps]
[Joker] Actually, I was
hankering for a snow cone.
Hop in, and I'll take us.
Oh, fine.
You can drive.
[police sirens blaring]
So, I guess we gotta
go home now, huh?
We barely got to do
any of the beach day stuff
we wanted to do.
You're kidding, right?
We already did everything.
We cruised up the coast
and felt the wind on our hoods.
Holy hot rods. You're right.
We even got some air
at the dunes
and totally whooped Prank
at beach volleyball.
[Batmobile] And stayed up
to see the sunrise.
I guess things don't
always go as planned,
but it's the little surprises
that can make them even better.
[police siren blares]
[farting]
[Robin chuckles]
-My bad
-Very mature.
You know, since we're here,
we might as well stay
to finish testing
the Sand Mode tires.
Maybe jump some dunes?
Beat you there, bro.
[beach music playing]
[engines revving]
[theme music playing]
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪