Billionaire Island (2024) s01e05 Episode Script

1
[match strikes]
[dark ethereal music playing]
Human existence
is like this fire.
A glimmer of light
turns
to ash. [blows]
We shriek
when we are born.
We shriek when we are leaving life.
Is there no rest?
[chuckles]
There is no solace
and rest for all, my little ones.
A murderer's loose
and he's coming for us all.
See this hand?
And this knife?
[gasps] Ah.
That is the knife
that's going to slit our throats.
- [creepy ghoul roars mechanically]
- [laughs wickedly]
[children scream]
Happy Halloween.
[teacher] Okay, let's take a break.
Give them a break.
Take a break? I've barely begun.
It was very gripping, but uh
It was just a little scary.
[child 1] I wasn't scared.
[child 2] Nor was I.
- [children] Me neither.
- He was silly.
I like clowns.
So, what was all that in there?
Something we call art.
Okay, but surely you had to know
that it's not suitable for little kids?
Life is hard.
They must get used to it.
Don't shoot the messenger.
I don't know if you're new to Trondheim,
but here, we put our young children first.
I'm sure you do.
[children chat and giggle]
[huffs]
["Eg hadde ein gong ein båt"
by Ivar and Kari Medaas playing]
[upbeat plucky theme music continues]
BILLIONAIRE ISLAND
[music fades]
[mysterious music playing]
[radio reporter]
Now we turn to the salmon stock market.
Another day in the red for Marlax.
Why is that?
[guest] Well, the way I see it
Meyer Fjordbruk's general assembly
is understandably affecting
the market negatively.
Julie Lange went all in
with the acquisition,
and now there seems to be
an emerging conflict
with her daughter, Amy Lange.
[reporter] Could be problematic.
[guest] The consequences are considerable,
if she fails.
Kåre.
You still smoking straights?
This looks great.
But is it scary enough?
Scary? It's really scary.
- That's great.
- I was scared to death.
- Hi, Rishi.
- Hi.
- [Rishi] Uh
- Mm?
The legal team are concerned
about Amy's termination.
What are they saying?
Well, they're saying
more than three months
non-compete isn't enforceable.
What the hell.
We're going to look like like amateurs.
Yes, and I'm sorry to say this,
but I wanted you to draft
a more comprehensive contract for her.
You know that.
Didn't I, Julie?
- [sighs]
- [sighs]
Let's, uh not focus on that,
let's look forwards.
[Julie] Look, you do know
that the union's against the acquisition?
[Rishi] Um, yeah.
Have you talked to Gunnar?
Yes, and I have a feeling that, that
that communist
is trying his best to avoid us.
Bring him here, one way or another.
The general assembly's tomorrow.
We don't have time for this.
[Rishi sighs]
[Amy munching]
[packet rustles]
[dial tone beeps]
Hi, this is Martin.
Please leave a message.
[Amy] Martin.
Please pick up the phone, we have to talk.
We need to sort this out.
[Tiril] IT say that the pictures
were taken by a guy called Sander Foss.
[Julie] Who is he?
[Tiril] A PR straight out of college.
He owns his own business
in the Brønnøysund Register Center.
Anything to do with Viljar Meløy?
I'm not sure.
I tried to focus
But, uh
[sobs]
Tiril, honey.
[sobbing continues]
- What is it?
- I don't understand why she betrayed us.
No.
[Tiril sniffs]
How can you stay so strong?
It's business, you know.
Business.
I thought she and I were friends.
- It's like she's dumped me.
- Mm.
And what do you do when you get dumped?
Eat ice cream all day like Bridget Jones?
Yeah.
Or rather, does one, uh take revenge?
- [sobs]
- Like, um, uh Glenn Close?
Huh?
Have you seen that film she did, Fatal
- Fatal Attraction.
- She boils the bunny.
I thought that Glenn Close
was the villain in that film.
Mm. The way I see it is that
Michael Douglas was the villain.
And in our world,
the rabbit is Viljar Meløy.
So rabbit hunting it is.
[pensive music playing]
His rabbit is cooked.
[soft jazz music playing]
Mm. Okay.
Mm. So, today
we have to get Meyer to agree
on three things, before the meeting.
- Mm-hmm.
- So first, you'll be CEO, non-negotiable.
- I agree.
- Second, I'll be chairman.
Gjert might take issue with that.
Okay, that can be sorted out later.
But what we will be discussing
is point number three today.
Re-branding.
- Meyer Fjordbruk.
- Meyer Fjordbruk.
- It's so fucking corny.
- Really fucking corny.
But it's also, uh charming
and has a history too.
Okay, but wait till you hear
what my PR team's come up with.
[Amy] Mm-hmm.
I give you Neosea.
Mm.
Neosea?
Yeah. What'd you think?
Um
[Amy clears throat]
I see where you're going.
Isn't that your husband?
One second.
Hi, Martin.
Weren't you gonna sleep at work?
[sighs] There's too much noise
from the generator.
If I knew you were here,
I wouldn't have had my meeting here.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I'll eat in my room.
Don't be like this.
We're both adults.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's grown up to have an affair
the week we start fertility treatment.
Please. Please don't be like this Martin.
I'll finish my meeting.
Then we should go for a walk
and have a talk.
No, not now.
I just got a job, I have to rest.
["Martin Svingen"
by Vömmöl Spellmannslag playing]
[music continues on radio]
- Trine, the computer
- [Trine shushes]
[quietly] Mum can hear.
Did you fix Dad's computer?
Yeah, then I went and put it back.
- Good.
- Yeah.
- [exhales]
- Well done.
[mobile phone vibrates]
Is that Cato?
- Hmm?
- [sighs]
Eigil.
Eigil.
Hey.
Just hang in there, it'll be over soon.
Okay?
Good luck today.
[Eigil] You too.
[mysterious music playing]
[Gjert] Well
I imagine you heard I had a meeting
with Viljar Meløy and Amy Lange?
I saw some pictures online.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Mm.
- That's modern society. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
Meløy
and that young lady
are coming round later today to negotiate.
They're going to demand changes
within the company.
Mm-hmm.
But you should know that, uh,
Amy Lange intends to replace you as CEO.
Well
What do you think about it?
[inhales deeply, sighs]
I wish that there was
another solution out there.
But I don't see any other option
if we're to survive this general assembly.
We all get into situations where
we have to do things that we don't like.
- Yeah.
- Mm.
[mysterious music continues]
- [police officer] Hello.
- Hi.
- Well
- Yeah.
[police officer] Um, If you can
Yeah. Uh, what is it?
A declaration of consent
to search your house.
Okay.
I understand this is difficult.
Yeah.
The drawer where you said
your father keeps his computer is locked.
- Oh.
- Do you have the key?
- [radio beeping]
- [sighs]
No, my father is
he is very priv
He's a very private person.
I see but, could you try?
Think where he might keep it.
[sobs] Yeah.
Uh
Uh did you check the bedroom?
No. Bedroom!
- Could you?
- Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry.
There.
You don't have to stare, you know?
[sniffs]
This is all Dad's fault.
Did you find it?
[music builds, fades]
These days,
they put less caviar in the tube.
Price is still the same though.
Oh, well, I never eat caviar.
[scoffs] Well, you got off lightly.
Arseholes.
Hey, Gunnar. We're ready for you now.
[Julie] Hello there!
[Gunnar] Hello!
Shall you and me go and grab a coffee?
[man] Uh, yeah.
- Yeah, let's do that. Yeah.
- Yeah?
We came here to have
an operational meeting.
Yeah, well, coffee first.
[Julie laughs]
Hi, Gunnar.
[Gunnar groans]
What a coincidence.
The union leader himself, in person.
I'd like to talk to you.
Can we talk about the acquisition
of Meyer Fjordbruk?
I know what you're playing at.
Manipulating a young kid
to get me in the room with you.
- It's pretty underhand, isn't it?
- Coffee?
Why not.
[sighs]
I value all my employees, Gunnar,
appreciate all their work.
More now than ever.
What are you trying to say?
We want to activate
a bonus scheme for your members.
If the acquisition
of Meyer Fjordbruk becomes reality.
And that won't happen without
union support at the general assembly.
Oh, come on.
- That's a brilliant offer.
- I can read, Julie.
So, why are you grimacing then?
[sighs]
[pensive music playing]
[engines humming]
[JJ] My name is JJ Lange,
auditioning for the role of Taylor.
[emotionally] Coach,
don't take me off the team.
If I can't roll
I can't live.
[firmly] Coach!
Don't take me off the team.
If I can't roll, I can't live.
[sobs falsely]
[inhales deeply]
[softly] If I can't roll
I can't live.
[Ivo] No, look, listen.
Yeah. He's young, so I
There was a lot of stuff happening.
Right, but but but listen.
I I'm I'm so happy
that the transaction went through.
[grunts]
[Ivo] Yeah?
We're heading out to LA tomorrow,
so, uh, see you soon.
Okay, good. Good.
Okay, ta-ta. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
So settlement's sorted.
I'm really gonna miss my car.
Well, if you get this roller derby movie,
you'll have a new Ferrari in no time.
How's the self-tape going?
I'm beginning to think you were right.
[Ivo] What about?
That I'm not cut out for acting.
I think I've lost my spark.
No. No! v
I didn't mean that at all,
quite the opposite!
No, no, no, no.
JJ, let's go out for a bit, get some air.
Don't you think some air would be nice?
Don't forget, in forty eight hours
we'll be in sunny LA.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Norway has its charms,
but this isn't
exactly Venice Beach, is it?
Oh God.
What's going on?
JJ?
Hang on!
And of course, it's the most dramatic
death scene ever written.
- Most of the audience had tears.
- Yeah.
And then Hamlet breaks wind.
[woman laughs]
It went off like a firecracker
and you could hear it in the back row.
And well [chuckles]
the next line was mine.
[woman] Yeah?
I mean, I had to say it.
- That's my old drama coach.
- Oh yeah?
- It was him who gave me the bug.
- Was it?
"Now cracks a noble heart."
[group laughs]
Hi, Per.
It's been a while.
Uh do we know each other?
[laughs] You taught me drama, it's Jens.
Ah. Yeah, well, I've taught lots of kids.
But there's only one Jens Lange.
Lange. Oh Yeah, yeah.
Good to see you again.
Is it okay if I buy everyone a drink here
so we can reminisce for
for old times sake?
- [Per clears throat]
- Cheers!
[chuckles] And do we look like we object?
[awkward laughter]
Look, um So, it'd be great
if you could boost JJ a little.
Um he's struggling
with his, um, self-esteem right now.
Who are you?
[Rishi] What you think about Gunnar?
I think he's perfect for you,
at least physically.
[Rishi laughs]
Well, I'd love to crawl
into the arms of a cuddly bear.
- Thought so.
- [phone chimes]
But I was thinking
more about the bonus deal.
Well, we gave the communist
something to think about
There they are. That sneaky arsehole.
[inhales] I have to go sort this out.
Is there anything that I can do?
Uh, no not really.
- I'll sort it. See you.
- Mm.
[dog barking]
[doorbell ringing]
[dog yips]
[dog whines]
- [Julie] Hi.
- Hi.
What do you want?
Hey, sweetie. Hello. Can you sit for me?
Sit. Sit. Go on, sit.
What do you want?
[Julie sighs]
Do I need an agenda to see my girl?
Hilarious.
[sighs] I've come across
some information you should know
about one of your new partners
that puts them in a very negative light.
And all of a sudden, you felt
this maternal need to protect me then?
[Julie] Amy.
This is serious.
The pictures of you, Gjert and Meløy
were not leaked by chance.
They were leaked by Sander Foss.
Who's closely connected to Viljar.
Here they are
at a fishery convention last year.
And proof that he took the pictures.
And what on earth
would Viljar gain from this leak?
Oh Amy, can't you see?
He's just a master manipulator.
He wants to bind you to his project.
He's playing you and Gjert like puppets.
I'm sure Viljar's an arsehole,
but then so are you, Mama.
[clicks tongue]
Am I? And what exactly have I done to you?
You told Martin I'm pregnant.
So it is true?
[Amy] Don't you dare.
And what exactly were you gonna say?
Did you think that through?
Were you not gonna say anything
to Martin or what?
You have a plan do you?
Regarding Jens' farewell dinner,
you can wish him
a good trip from me, okay?
I've got a lot of meetings on.
Amy?
Amy?
Look
Amy?
[sighs] Okay, but you should take a look.
[emotional music playing]
[sobs]
[door slams]
[waves lapping]
[bird squawking]
[helicopter whirring]
[Martin] Oh, it's not you
that I'm picking up, is it?
No, no, no. It's a new, young consultant
who's going
to the Marlax facility at Brima.
Oh, so it's a rookie then.
[both laughing]
[Martin] Oh, okay.
Uh shit.
[helicopter whirring]
Is something wrong?
[Martin] Is something wrong?
I know you fucked my wife, Theo.
And now she's pregnant.
Yeah.
Okay.
Was it nice then, hmm? Was it nice?
Can you concentrate a little bit?
- You gonna teach me how to fly now?
- Please.
- [alarm rings]
- [both yelp]
[both yelling]
And of course
there's another thing, Jonas.
Jens.
Where was I?
Norwegian actors these days act too much.
But they must learn to react.
That's a really interesting insight.
Can you buy us another drink, please?
We're getting somewhere.
- Don't you need to see your parents?
- I will after this.
This was a lucky meeting.
[laughs awkwardly]
I'm in crisis. Artistically.
- You are?
- Yeah.
I was cut from a film.
What did you really see in me back then?
- What I saw?
- You said I had an exceptional gift.
Yeah. Well, I say a lot of things.
I want to know what you liked.
'Cause I have really struggled lately.
So, I I I just hope
I can put all this behind me.
- And a few words of encour
- No. I can't stand all this fishing.
I'm just gonna say it.
You're a mediocre talent.
Huh?
I said what I said back then,
'cause your family paid me to say it.
Paid you My mother?
F For you to say
that I was that I was brilliant?
It wasn't her.
Listen. Do you really want
to reopen all this, Jonas?
I am Jens [first thuds]
you old motherfucker!
Uh you okay, JJ? What's wrong?
Huh.
[distant bass thumping]
["Shame On A Nigga"
by Wu-Tang Clan playing]
Who buck wild with the trigger ♪
Shame on a nigga
Who try to run game on a nigga ♪
I'll fuck your ass up ♪
Yo, hut one, hut two, hut three, hut ♪
Ol' Dirty Bastard, live and uncut ♪
Styles unbreakable, shatterproof ♪
To the young youth
You wanna get gun? Shoot! ♪
Blaow! How you like me now ♪
- Mm, delicious.
- Yep.
But, um
Where is Jens, then?
He'll be on his way,
but right now, we're all alone.
[music fades]
Eugh! Get a room, guys!
Hello, Hennie.
Are you going
trick or treating in your PJs?
- Trick or treating's for little girls.
- Oh right.
I'm looking for my sleeping mask.
So, you're going to bed now?
So you didn't tell her then?
Yeah. No, yeah. Hm
Uh Hennie is having
one of those sleepovers with uh Jakob,
they're gonna watch
an unplugged concert by XTZ.
Uh-huh?
But does he have to stay over though?
- Uh I might have jumped the gun on that.
- Uh, yeah!
- Yes.
- But he did say yes.
- [Julie] Uh, but did I say yes?
- Yeah, but I already got a yes from Papa.
So, you can't just waltz in and ruin it.
If you say no now,
I will surely die, I swear, I will.
Hmm.
Oh, all right then.
Yay! Thank you!
Hey, Joanna?
Have you seen my sleeping mask?
- Joanna?
- [Julie sighs]
I really don't want
my other daughter to hate me.
Was it that bad with Amy?
Mm.
Thanks.
[inhales] I don't hate you.
Mm.
Are her and Martin coming for dinner?
Hm
[dramatic music playing]
[reporter] Amy Lange, do you have
a comment on tomorrow's general assembly?
Do you know who's behind the leak
regarding your alliance with Gjert Meyer?
No comment.
- [Amy] Hi. Hi.
- Hello.
- Nice to see you. Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.
- [Gjert] Come in.
- [Eigil] How are you, you okay?
- Okay
- Good.
[dramatic music ends]
[Martin] Are you okay?
Theo, are you okay?
The machine is up and running
if you're still going to Trondheim.
I'll take the bus.
I apologise.
What I did just now was wrong.
Yeah But fucking
your wife though was not cool.
[sniggers]
Martin, is she planning on keeping it?
I think so.
Fuck. I can't I
I can't be having a kid now.
[panicked breathing]
I rent a shared house in Trondheim.
I
[panting] And what will my mum say?
[panting continues]
Theo.
Yeah?
There might be a solution
that could work for us all.
Meyer Fjordbruk, Gudrun speaking.
How can I help you?
[door opens, closes]
So, the press digging up this alliance
annoys me no end, believe me.
But we'll just have to deal with it.
Uh Amy and I need some
requisites agreed,
before we can present a united front
at the general assembly tomorrow.
And first and foremost,
we should honour this lady's talent
and ability by appointing her CEO.
You agree?
Yeah.
My son-in-law has acquiesced
to switch his title.
Don't worry,
you'll still have a pivotal role.
I'm very happy to hear that.
But [clears throat]
you spoke of other requisites.
Yeah, but I think
I'll take over as chairman, um
and then, we'll need a complete rebrand.
That's out of the question.
We can discuss the finer details
of my role, but um
rebranding is an ultimatum.
"Meyer Fjordbruk" has history
and it's a good name,
reflecting the company's past successes.
But now we need a name
that points towards the future,
something with a bit more oomph.
And I give you, Neosea.
- Neosea?
- [Viljar] Neosea.
- What do you think?
- [Gjert scoffs]
I don't like it. It's pretentious.
Well, go on
I agree with Gjert 100%.
- It's tacky.
- [Gjert scoffs]
[tense music playing]
Can we take two minutes?
Yeah.
[Viljar] Good. I just have to
[door opens, closes]
Okay. What was all that about?
It's my opinion.
I think I'll try
one of those cappuccinos you got.
[Viljar] When we met for breakfast,
we agreed on a united front
before the general assembly.
- Things have changed since breakfast.
- [Viljar] Okay. What exactly has changed?
I received information
on who's behind the leak.
[scoffs]
It is one Sander Foss.
I don't know him.
Hmm.
I've seen pictures of the two of you
together at the convention in Barcelona.
[sighs]
[Amy] Look at me.
If this is going to work,
you gotta stop bullshitting me.
Fair enough.
[machine whirring]
THE MEETING WITH THE POLICE WENT WELL
[sighs]
That's him.
Zero-Nine. Charlie Three-Two at the scene.
[spits]
- Hi.
- Hello.
Are you Cato Johnsen?
- Yeah?
- [officer] We need to have a chat.
Down at the police station.
Okay.
[music fades]
Okay. Here's the deal.
Gjert, you will continue as chairman.
But we'll expand the board to include
two members from the Meløy Group.
Well, we can accept that.
In terms of the rebranding
We agree it's a done deal, but
we continue to trade as
Meyer Fjordbruk till we find a name
and profile that all of us can agree upon.
[chuckles softly]
[inhales deeply]
I think we have a deal.
[car approaching]
- New wheels, then? Jens?
- Where's papa?
[rap music playing]
- Mm.
- [door bursts opens]
Papa?
Hey.
Did you pay Per to lie to me?
What happened to, "Hi, Dad,
have you had a nice day"?
Did you pay him to tell me I was good,
when he thought I was mediocre.
- Where the hell did you hear that?
- From Per Bergjord himself.
He said I had no talent.
And the only reason he said I was any good
was 'cause you paid him extra.
- Tell me you didn't.
- No, no, no, no, that's just madness.
It's just madness, uh
- [JJ] I know you did!
- No, no. [blows raspberry]
Look Bergjord's clever
and and I just thought, you know that
if I slipped him a bit more
he'd go the extra mile.
Uh it's not anything like
you're making it sound now.
I assure you. I wouldn't do that.
- Do you know what you've done?
- What?
I've spent half my life
chasing a false dream.
No, no, no, Jens.
You are a really creative guy.
You're like me, and you
- And it's all part of the whole way
- Enough of that creativity bullshit, okay?
Mama, you're the creative.
You make things happen.
We're just a couple of lame dudes
who think we're all that.
I could've worked for Marlax, Mama.
I could've succeeded.
Yeah. Um
- I see your point, you could've
- Oh, so you're taking his side are you?
- Eh, come on! I'm not.
- Well, it certainly feels like that to me.
It feels like you two are ganging up.
But Torbjørn, you must admit that
what you did back then wasn't smart.
I don't care about Bergjord. I don't care.
All I want is for us to have a good time
and eat my bouillabaisse.
Nothing else.
It's taken ages to cook this.
What does a soup
have to do with anything?!
The soup is the heart of everything!
Aren't we having the fish soup?
Um
[tense music builds]
Woo! All right. You got glasses?
- [Gjert] Here.
- [Viljar] Whoa! [chuckles]
[chuckles] I don't have
any champagne glasses.
They make magnificent
champagne glasses, don't worry.
This one's for Eigil.
- Thank you.
- [Viljar] There.
All right! Here's to us!
- Yeah.
- Cheers.
- [Gjert] Cheers.
- Cheers.
[Gjert] There.
I saw some journalists outside.
What do we say if they ask for a comment?
[Viljar laughs]
Just say that we're a group of new friends
going out trick or treating all together.
[men laughing]
Uh
Okay, so what about tomorrow then?
Ideally we should've got
the support of the union.
I don't know what happened there.
I think my mum got in there.
Threw them the proverbial bone.
We'll need 'em onside again.
Cause though united we may be,
the only way to truly succeed
will be as the pro-worker alternative.
[Gjert] Yeah, yeah.
- [tense music playing]
- [siren rings]
What's going on?
- [Gjert] It's the police.
- What?
[Viljar] Looks like they mean business.
- [Eigil] Yeah.
- I mean, are there criminals here or what?
Ha. That'd be weird.
[laughs]
[music fades]
[Julie] Are you gonna tell me the truth
about what happened to your car?
I had to sell it.
To ease the situation
with the film studio.
But, that's great.
- Great?
- Yeah.
Great that I'm a fuck-up?
No, it's just
You didn't come to me,
but you sorted it out.
That's good.
Julie? Julie, have you seen the news?
- [Julie] What?
- Gjert Meyer's been arrested.
What? Ha!
[Torbjørn] Yeah. Look, here.
[Julie] I don't believe it.
- [Torbjørn] Look.
- [Julie] What the
[grunts] Ow! That was my knee, you know!
Hey! Look what they're doing to me!
This is police brutality.
Did you get that, huh? Did you?
Did you get that?
Ah! Mind my knee!
[dramatic music playing]
- Get off!
- There. You don't have to watch any more.
You can help me and Felix
decorate the pumpkin cupcakes.
[sirens wailing]
[reporter] A salmon farmer in his 60s
was arrested today in Brima,
in connection to the sabotage
at fishery giant, Marlax.
[Rishi] I don't wanna be rude, but what
does that mean for the general assembly?
Gjert and his team will demand
that we reschedule it.
Well, that's absurd. I mean, we're not
gonna stand for any of that, are we?
No. There's no way.
We've now got the chance
that we've all been waiting for.
Yeah, we sure do.
[teacher] Did you get anything nice?
- I've got lots and lots.
- What you got? Let's have a look.
You got a lot of lovely sweets.
- Ah, yummy. Tasty.
- Me too!
You like that one, do ya?
Yeah?
- I like orange chocolate.
- You do?
[spooky music playing]
And here they are! They are finally done.
Mum.
We gotta find out
what's actually happening with Grandad?
No, darling.
There is no way
I'm going to let my father's behaviour
ruin all our Halloween celebrations.
Now, have a cupcake.
There. One for me.
No. [chuckles]
Don't be angry. Come now, huh?
Be a good girl and open wide.
Here comes the choo-choo.
[mimics train chugging]
[Magnhild screams]
[Trine gasps]
[painfully] Ah!
Ah Felix!
Call 999, Felix! Ah, Felix!
Felix!
[Trine screams]
[cries in pain]
[moans painfully]
You witch! You fucking witch! Ow!
[teacher] How should we scare them then?
Should we go like this?
- [child 1] She is scary.
- [child 2] I want to roar like a lion.
[teacher] You wanna roar like a lion?
- Stay here. I'll ring the bell, okay?
- [child whispers] Yeah.
Get ready to scare them. [growls]
- [children growl]
- [teacher] That's it. Like that.
[doorbell rings]
[ghoul chatters indistinctly]
[ghoul laughs wickedly]
[all hissing]
[ominous music playing]
[moans painfully]
[gasps]
[moaning continues]
Help.
[children scream]
[panting]
Help me! Uh, uh Uh.
- [Trine moans]
- [gasps]
Uh
Help!
[ominous music continues]
[music fades]