Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e05 Episode Script

Hey! Which do you like better? The red or the blue? Bucket, I can't discuss what you dress better right in front of them.
But I will say, I don't care for these pants.
They've been throwing me 'tude all morning.
Skinner, our 1st High School dance is coming up.
We gotta dress to impress.
Wait, you agreed we'd go to the dance dressed as vampires wearing kilts.
Seamus and Angus MacDoogal: Brothers with a secret.
I'm not sure about the kilts, bro.
Kelly's gonna be there.
I gotta bring my "A" game.
Served! His dancing skills are making me reevaluate our whole relationship.
Oh, dude.
We'll bring serious game.
Boo! Boo! Nothing I do is ever good enough for you! Ask how many girls want to go to the dance with Aloe-nova.
Nine! Ask how I'll be rolling it Fri-night.
Limo! Oh, stamp.
Cool.
We don't have dates, and Bucket's mom is dropping us off in her station wagon.
Which has A.
M.
and F.
M.
radio.
Stamp.
Don't drop me! Don't drop me! Don't drop me! Oh, man.
That is so wrong.
I know.
Dude is totally going to hurt his back.
Flex your knees, bro! Okay, I gotta go get my bronze on.
Cuz you know, "The ladies say 'Whoa!' when Aloe's got glow.
" Awesome rhyme.
I'm like Shakespeare with triceps.
Out.
Can you believe that? Different school, same jock.
Picking on everyone like they own the world.
Hey.
So, you two going to the dance Friday? Hmm.
Let's just say I think he answered your question.
Yet raised so many more.
Okay, gotta go.
I'm meeting Blake.
Blake who? A guy Blake? Not that I care.
Blake who? My date for the dance.
You have a date for the dance? That's fantastic.
Yeah, he's great.
I met him at the beach.
Ooh, there he is.
Isn't he cute? And super sweet.
Okay, please tell me that's not the best we e ever! Skinner, look who she's talking to.
That's the bully who was holding that kid in the garbage.
Now that Kelly's here, all of a sudden he's turned into Prince Charming.
I hate fake people.
Me too.
Except androids.
They're fake people but pretty cool.
I thought you hated androids.
I do, but you never know when one of them is in the room.
Oh, sorry, dude.
Just checking.
We should go! I wake up, get in motion Get me to the ocean, here we go It's all about the sunshine and the kind grind All the girls that walk by, hello You know that when the storm rolls in That's when big waves really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again Hey! Hey! Life is just a curl, and the summer never ends Here we go again Hey! Hey! You know it's always epic When I'm hanging with my friends Ohh-oh-ohh Here we go again Kelly, I'm just saying maybe this Blake guy isn't who you think he is.
I mean, take his name.
Blake? What is that? Yeah! Sounds like some kind of classically handsome athlete dude every girl wants to be with and every guy wants to be.
Skinner's right.
You should break up with him.
Bucket, stop bugging me.
Blake's a good guy: Honor roll, basketball Captain, and when he texts the word "you" he takes the time to spell it out.
That is refreshing.
I know, right? Kelly, he's a jock.
Those guys only care about themselves.
Flowers for Kelly from Blake! What a selfish jerk.
And he wrote a poem on the card! How dare he! Kelly might be fooled, but I say we need to find out who this Blake really is.
You calling for an undercover spy mission? Definitely, bro.
What's wrong? Blake's poem just took me to a place I was emotionally unable to go.
I don't get what's so great about it Piper, there you are.
Can you please-- Piper Peckinpaugh is not in right now.
Leave a message at the sound of the beep.
Beep.
Hey Piper, it's Skinner and Bucket.
We're standing here right next to you.
It's always so awkward talking to these things.
Um, call us back when you get a chance.
Bye.
Couldn't you just pour him over pancakes? Talk.
We need to borrow disguises and surveillance equipment, which we know you have.
I could lend you some stuff if I felt up to it.
What's wrong? It seems everyone this Friday will be having fun at the dance except the middle schoolers, nature's forgotten grades.
If only a certain blonde Viking could rescue me from my boredom.
I got this.
Piper, I'm not an actual Viking, although I do wear a helmet with horns when I sleep, but would you like to go to the dance with me? Oh my gosh.
This is all so sudden.
Meet you there at 7:00.
Here's my corsage and wear purple! Customer? Hello? I'm not here! What's going on? There's a guy coming in here.
He's looking for me.
Oh, quick.
Hide me.
I'm looking for my best friend, Three Pieces.
Have you seen him? No.
That's cool.
So, I'll take a burger, fries-- Um, this is a surf shop.
Cool.
Cool.
And can you add a shake with that? But this isn't Thanks for your order.
Please go to the pickup window outside.
Awesome.
There's a bear in a Hawaiian shirt behind you.
Who's the rocket scientist? That was Magic Dan, part of my old surfing crew.
The Furious Five.
It was me, Magic Dan, Crazy Legs, Twirly Gomez and Bill.
We could never think of a nickname for that guy.
Why didn't you want to see Magic Dan? He wants us to get together for a surf reunion, but they're not really my thing.
Reunions are great.
I got my 5-year Kindergarten coming up.
I can't wait to go back and see how everyone's let themselves go.
Well, I'm not interested in any reunion, so, just leave it alone, Piper.
There's Blake.
We just need evidence to show Kelly what a jerk this dude is.
Now, remember, we're just a couple of varsity jocks.
Got it.
Varsity jocks.
'Sup? How you doin'? Hey.
I'm Blake.
We're down a couple of guys.
You dudes want to join in? Sure.
I'm Bucket, and this is Seamus MacDoogal.
And I have a secret.
We're just a couple of varsity B-ballers from Pacific Bluffs.
Cool, let's shoot some hoops.
I'm against shooting anything, except furtive glances at things that may seem suspicious.
Whoa, Blakester.
Who is the little lady, your main squeeze? That's Amber Thompson.
Head cheerleader.
Cheerleader.
Yeah, dog.
Yeah.
So I'm gonna go talk to Amber for a second.
Dude, take your time.
We jocks know how it is.
Am I right, fellas? Just give me a few minutes, then we'll get out of here.
Remember, Kelly can't find out about us, right? This is just our little secret.
Blake's not just a bully.
He's a cheating bully.
Kelly's our buddy.
We gotta tell her.
We tried, but she didn't believe us.
Skinner, we have to break Kelly and Blake up.
Well, what are we going to do? We're gonna make this dance the worst date Kelly's ever been on.
She'll want nothing to do with him afterwards.
What's wrong? I'm still thinking of Blake's poem.
Focus! Hey, Three Pieces.
What the, hey! What's up? Great news.
I called and made arrangements with your old crew.
They're coming by tomorrow! What? No, no, no.
Call them back and cancel.
Look, I talked to Magic Dan, when he came back to get some onion rings.
He told me you've been blowing off your friends for years.
All they want to do is surf with you.
I know, I've just been busy.
Three Pieces, I know you hate when I mother you, but you need to spend time with your friends.
I don't wanna.
- Why not? - 'Cuz.
- 'Cuz why? - Just 'cuz.
You need to do better than that, Mister! Okay, fine.
You wanna know the truth? I'm afraid of the water, okay?! What?! But you're a surfer! Was a surfer.
10 years ago, when I caught that 60-footer that made me a legend and broke my board into 3 pieces, it freaked me out.
I haven't been able to paddle out since.
I'm sorry about your wipeout, but obviously you miss surfing.
And what do big boys do when they have fears? They face them.
I can't.
Three Pieces, listen-- Lalalalalalala! Three Pieces! You're not my mom, and you never will be! Ooh! Chocolate! Awesome! It's not real.
It's for Blake to give to Kelly.
It's rigged to explode shaving cream on anyone who opens it.
That's funny, I'd think people would prefer chocolate.
This is all the stuff we're gonna use to ruin Blake and Kelly's date.
Check out this sneezing powder-laced corsage.
He'll be sneezing all over her, and she'll never want to see that jerk again.
Dude, really? So, how'd it go with Kelly? Did you record her yelling on tape? We need that to trick Blake.
Mission accomplished.
I threw my pet frog Skippy on her pizza.
She screamed and took off.
Ooh, slice? Blake will be here any second.
Cue up Kelly's voice and wait for my signal.
Hey Bucket, right? You left a message that Kelly wanted to see me about something? Hey, Blake.
'Sup? Yeah, she was too upset to call, herself.
She's really mad right now! Oh, that's horrible! What kind of person does that?! That's Kelly.
I guess you forgot to call her on her birthday.
Idiot! Aw, man! I totally would have called her if I'd known.
I should talk to her.
No no, no.
she's too mad.
Let me talk to her.
She'll listen to me.
- Do we have a signal for when Kelly's coming? - No.
Well, we should get one, 'cuz she's coming.
Quick, Blake, hide inside there.
Seeing you will only make her mad.
Hey, Kells.
I'd better not see that frog ever again.
Blake's not a frog; he's a great guy.
I think he's the Cat's meow.
And you will too, once you get to know him better at the dance.
Bucket, what are you-- Shhh.
You kids go have a good time.
You eating sugar packets again? Ugh! Kell, one more thing.
You know how you love ribbon dancing? Well, Blake found out, and he's gonna surprise you at the dance with a little demonstration.
Bye! Bye.
Tee hee hee hee.
I'm Kelly.
She's gone.
Dude, you did it! Thanks for getting me off the hook.
Let's celebrate with a chocolate.
Uh, but what about this ribbon dance stuff? She's a huge fan.
Well, if it gets me back in good with Kelly, then I'll do it.
Atta boy, here's a corsage and a box of candy.
Make it a night to remember.
Dudes.
This dance is gonna rock.
You have no idea.
Sucker.
What? Sucker? Come on out.
It's time to face your fears.
So, this is how we're gonna do it, huh? Just jump right into the deep end? Come on, I put bubbles in.
Fun, right? Piper, I'm not five.
Hey, no splashies! Here we go, big guy.
Oooh, watch over me, Chris.
Huh? Who's Chris? My St.
Christopher medal.
The Patron Saint of Surfers.
It's my most prized possession.
Plus, it makes me look like a rock star, don't you think? Sure.
Now, please get in.
The dance is tonight, and I still need to learn to walk in heels.
At least put your hand in.
Oh, I guess I could do that.
There ya go.
You're doin' great.
Oh! See how easy.
What a brave boy! Paddle and kick.
Oh the humanity! I want my mother! I can't wait to take down Blake at the dance and show Kelly and the world what a creep he is.
Tonight, we score a victory for the little guy.
There are the squids who thought they could get away with stealing my varsity jackets.
Yeah, right! We returned your jackets before you even noticed we stole 'em.
We just borrowed them.
No big deal.
"No big deal?" My jacket had frog poop in it! Skippy has a nervous bowel.
It's a medical condition, sir.
Hey, what's going on over here? It's cool, bro.
I'm a jock.
I don't care.
You got your hand on my buddy, bro.
Your chiseled man-servant can't protect you forever.
Sleep with both eyes open, amigos.
Aloe, out! Thanks.
Hey, you had my back the other day.
So, maybe I'll see you guys at the dance? We wouldn't miss it.
You guys friends with that guy? Don't worry, buddy.
He'll be getting a dose of his own medicine tonight.
What are you talking about? Blake is the coolest guy I've met.
But we saw him dunk you in the trash! Correction.
I dropped my retainer in the trash, and he helped me get it.
No, but he's a bully.
Yeah, right.
Blake is actually the chapter president of the national foundation "Say No To Bullies.
" Thanks to their hard work, purple nurples are at a 5-year low.
Amber! Excuse me.
Are you dating a guy named Blake? Blake Dunkirk? No, just friends.
We met through an a capella group that sings to the elderly.
But I saw you dancing with him at the rec center! I was giving him lessons.
He really wants to impress this girl Kelly.
He's crazy about her.
Skinner, we were wrong.
Blake's good.
We're the bad guys.
Oh, the delicious irony.
We gotta stop him! The sneezing powder, the chocolates, the ribbon dancing! My retainer! Don't be nervous, Three Pieces.
You're gonna do great.
Piper, you don't get it.
These guys are legends.
The best of the best.
I mean, look at 'em over there.
Each one a supreme physical specimen.
It's great to see you guys again, especially you, Bill.
You gotta be kidding me.
You couldn't think of a nickname for this guy? The yellow orb in the sky is telling me it's time to surf.
Let us connect our St.
Christopher medals and say the sacred chant.
Guys, I got a dance to get ready for.
Let's do this! Yeah! Oh, I can't do it.
I'm too afraid.
You know what? Don't worry about it.
You tried.
I still respect you.
Give me a hug.
My medal! I can't believe you just did that.
Sorry, big guy.
You want it, you're gonna have to go get it.
Uh-oh, it's starting to sink.
Bye medal! See you later.
You're gonna thank me for this! Piper, look at me! I'm surfing! That's my brave little man.
Okay, my blond Viking awaits.
Let the dream begin.
Dude, there he is! Blake? No, Donny Depeetro, Piper's lawyer.
What up, Pacific Bluffs? Dee-Jay Donny in the house, the defense attorney on a musical journey.
Hey, any of you students smell asbestos in your classrooms? Holla! But please don't holla after 9:00.
Mom's asleep by then.
Glad you finally made it, Blue Eyes.
I thought I'd been stood up.
Isn't tonight magical? There's Blake! We gotta move.
Nooo! Bucket, if you wanted a flower so bad, I would've picked one up for you.
Don't mind him.
He's odd.
Are these for me? You have got to be kidding me.
Will someone explain this, please? Aw, man.
There's not even chocolate in here! It's like it's a trick box or something.
Dude, you tried to set me up? I thought you were a bad guy.
I was protecting Kelly.
Please don't tell her.
She'll kill me.
Guys, what is the deal? Kelly, the truth is At this time, we have a very special treat for all you lovers of ribbon dance out there.
The guys had a little surprise they wanted to show you.
I may have set my expectations a little too high.
Such clean lines.
Such passion.
This is ribbon dancing at its finest! Bravo! Bravissimo! I mean, dweebs! Is it wrong we're digging this? On every level.
Wow And I thought Dee-Jay Donny hip hopping with his mom was the most humiliating thing of the night.
What were you guys thinking? Yeah, are you two in the middle of a master plan to never date girls? I wouldn't call it a plan.
Alright.
Well, I'm off to Taco Taco Taco to meet Blake.
See ya.
Awesome.
We made complete fools of ourselves, and Kelly's still dating Blake.
Mission accomplished.
Look on the bright side, dude.
At least we learned how to ribbon dance.
And completely humiliated yourselves in the process.
Your technique was all wrong.
Bill, let's show 'em how it's done.